The level of future predictions in this video is incredible Winstreak rant: well he broke the record Flyswatters: he spent millions on them in potato war Pig rank quest: he got it
that ending was amazing. just the "did i break my printer?" amazing for that dude who posted on a year old comment with the answer to his question being the second word: 10:25
that has to be my favorite Techno quote. “If you want to have a good KDR in video games you have to have a good KDR in real life. Words to live by. Thank you Techno.
"Having ten fly swatters isn't that much more effective than having like 30" 3:33 Even since 2017, Technoblade knew flyswatters were going to be important for farming potatoes in the future. He can see the future, who can stop him now?
Techno: i don´t think i´m that good at pvp Also Techno: *kills someone with a golden apple, dodges every single arrow from 3 people shooting at him, wins around 40 consecutive PvPs*
"Killing flies is a good metaphor for fighting bedwars players cause your out numbered, there's like 4 of them ... but the analogy kinda falls apart because flies are a lot more dangerous than bedwars player" probably one of the best Technoblade's quotes
Well, the quotes "for the record, do NOT kill people in real life, you will NOT get SW coins, you will get jail time, and jail time cannot be used to buy any sort of SW perks" and "SW players are fluffy, adorable, and completely unaware of their surroundings" are really up there.
That transition of talking about being on the leaderboard to having a good in life K/D to talking about housflies is not talked enough about of how good it is
Oh god I thought you were saying “house wives” not “house flies” until you mentioned fly swatters. I genuinely thought you were talking about mass homicide for a solid four minutes.
I love how his comment section from 3 years ago and stream chat right now are completely the same. Techno doesn't kill 5 people when there's only 3? L. Techno doesn't get the world record 15 times in a row for most kills in bedwars? L. Techno doesn't get all the kills in hunger games while juggling 30 balls? L.
Average UA-camr: THANKS FOR WATCHING GUYS! STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT SKYWARS VIDEO! BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! PEACE! Technoblade: ... is my printer ok?
Techno the piggy was a was a hateful, evil soul With a high-star team, getting carried And and insatiable ego Techno the piggy was a fairytale they say He promised daily uploads but the children know He hasn’t to this day There must have been some evil in this video game he’s played For it took the form and substance of the horrible Technoblade Techno the piggy Was alive, astoundingly And the children say he’s “never dyed” (but that’s just silly) Techno the piggy Was a lie, undoubtedly For his opponents had no brain cells And neither did he He’s subject to god’s damnation, And murders children for coins; He commits atrocities in search of virtual gratification And his memes are recoins Techno the piggy is a horrendous taciturnity; He’s the devil in disguise. He’ll torture us for an eternity For Techno never dies!
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10:21 Rest in peace Techno's Printer
The One Did I break my printer?
TECHNOPRINTER 🖨️
F
technobreakeprinter lol
Finger?
*Smashes what we would assume to be his keyboard twice*
“Did I break my printer-“
First it was the steering wheel-
Emerald Maxcraft PRINTER PVP POG
Beating hardcore with a printer coming soon
@@mapleman8499 noo, don't get my hopes up, man..
We need the rich people to tell him to do this
Flyswatters. He predicted his future. He will spend millions one day on flyswatters and his dad did too.
Lol
ohh mein gott
'I could get a 500 winstreak, people gonna be like "LAME, seen it"' he really did predict the future, except underestimating himself by ALOT
Q
1
At first i thought he said housewives
“I’ve killed so many housewives this week”
lmao-
Yea, I finnaly thought there was someone like me. But I just heard it wrong
I've killed so many housewives as well
Wrong UA-camr, that's Tommyinnit
W A I T
He d i d n ' t say "House-wives" ?????
I am... just.... thank you for telling me this...
"Impossible quests like the PIG rank..."
Little did he know he'd even get paid to get it :P
He hasn't gotten it permanently yet though, but it's only a few more weeks! :D
He has it as long as he uploads weekly
@@arberonyt he commented in time it wasnt like this
@@turkishcockroach12
Actually my first comment was after that agreement has been made...
@@Balazs_ oH
I had my volume down and I thought you said "I've killed so many housewives I don't know why they're so attracted to me but I just keep killing them"
Lmaooo
LOL
Basically the same
no actually said dat
LMAOO
“ I could get a 500 win streak and no one would care”
Little did he know...
This was after the ws
this was after the winstreak :facepalm:
Roko Gucić WE KNOW
There are a lot of little did he know moments throughout this video on multiple accounts
@@interwebs431 WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE KNOW
The level of future predictions in this video is incredible
Winstreak rant: well he broke the record
Flyswatters: he spent millions on them in potato war
Pig rank quest: he got it
Wow
this was after the winstreak
we got a hit xD
@@supernoobcraftyt yea it was, anyway defone still holds the record now
Flycatchers*
that ending was amazing.
just the "did i break my printer?" amazing
for that dude who posted on a year old comment with the answer to his question being the second word: 10:25
Lolll
Thousandth like
@ISABELLA JORDAN *4
G I V E. M E. A. T I M E. S T A M P.
your edit made me laugh
Did i break my printer?
I wanna know if he did
Yes
But did he really
i read this right as he said it
no
Teenaged depressed techno was quite the interesting creature.
he is the same
adult depressed techno(aka the current one) is still interesting
Techno has depression?
@@Oreos_HQ nah its a joke
@@Oreos_HQ i mean he could possibly but we would just never know, so for now its a no
that has to be my favorite Techno quote. “If you want to have a good KDR in video games you have to have a good KDR in real life. Words to live by. Thank you Techno.
Indeed o7
o7
time to go increase KDR :,D
I live by it everyday! o7
o7
I genuinely thought he was saying House Wives instead of House Flies until he mentioned the swatters
Well I mean in some cases it's not a dead give away
Yeah u use baseball bats on house wives not fly swatters
lol same here
Wife swatter
@@squigglefitness wait
"Technoblade did it better"
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
L (continue the line)
L
L
L
L
A bird can fly.
But a fly can't bird.
Darken no but A fly can bird
Imma nerd how?
That blew my mind
Are you Vscauce?
Jake Caligan why do birds fly?
"Having ten fly swatters isn't that much more effective than having like 30" 3:33
Even since 2017, Technoblade knew flyswatters were going to be important for farming potatoes in the future. He can see the future, who can stop him now?
Cancer
Please don’t murder me
@@Nico-711 Nah
His next goal was the kingdom of god itself.
Watching techno vids is the only youtuber I still love after "The retirements"
@@Pie12-br2ju 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
OMG is that a 34 win streak THATS AMAZING I thought you where good but 34 WINSTREAK WOW
Technoblade did it better
Rwoosh
Jornad Crusegravitch r/woooosh
@@mcmonkey26 thats so cool
*meh, seen it before*
The FORESHADOWING here, I mean techno literally predicted what would happen with his chat having absurdly high expectations constantly.
the voices allow no rest i suppose
True lol
Blood for the blood god.
I mean, he has no one to blame but himself lol. He literally gave them the idea!
That ending was more golden then his prestige
this is absolut komedy
Komedy?
You mean comedy?
Ye
Techno: i don´t think i´m that good at pvp
Also Techno: *kills someone with a golden apple, dodges every single arrow from 3 people shooting at him, wins around 40 consecutive PvPs*
Sky wars players.
"Did I break my printer?"
Sun Tzu - The art of liking the video
2017- It's gonna be few months to get Emerald
2019- Still Gold
2020- Only 222 stars
don’t say that word that’s a swear wrod!!!!!1!
Quadded ????
@@goobysooby they are being sarcastic as how Twitter call pretty much everything a bad word
@@ghostyidk9383 oh im sorry lol i have adhd so im not really good with sarcasm
This is one of my favorite Technoblade videos. Every once in a while, I come back for the strange, relaxed, ADHD energy that this video holds
Technoblade: "i hate flies"
1.2 million people: "interesting"
@🐸Aliza the frog🐸 Gun > Tongue
1.5*
What is this reply section
@🐸Aliza the frog🐸 As expected of small smooth brain tiny green glob.
@@totallyjokers I know it's bonkers
@@Raiom.
My brain hurts tbh
Makes a video about skywars
*talks about bedwars*
Mxtthew lol xD
Choose one techno! Sw or bw?
Yas because thats logic to talk about a topic on youtube you have to post a video on something completely diff
“My mom died”
*continues to play rocket league in the background*
5:11
Techno: I have the PIG rank quest but...
1.5 years later
PIG+ rank!
Pig++++?
Pig -...
&d[PIG+++] &dTechnoblade &f: hi
Pig++++++++++++++++++++
@@jid457 fail
"THAT WAS ANOTHER EPISODE OF SKYWARS GUYS, BE SURE TO
* Smashes keyboard *
*SMASH* THAT LIKE BUTTON"
Jesus Christ that was hilarious
printer*
Printer* XD
Painter*
Printer*
@@swampymender4400 painter
"Killing flies is a good metaphor for fighting bedwars players cause your out numbered, there's like 4 of them ... but the analogy kinda falls apart because flies are a lot more dangerous than bedwars player"
probably one of the best Technoblade's quotes
Well, the quotes "for the record, do NOT kill people in real life, you will NOT get SW coins, you will get jail time, and jail time cannot be used to buy any sort of SW perks" and "SW players are fluffy, adorable, and completely unaware of their surroundings" are really up there.
Pfffff technoblade did it better
agree
Technoblade lawl
Haha yes Technoblade is the greatest
There's a difference between Technoblade and technoblade people.
B
Technoblade 2017 “did I break my printer?”
lmao
MitchDaGamer rip printer 2k17
"And the noble piece prize with the greatest quote goes to..." Technoblade - Did I break my printer?
I want to know if he did
lol
Techno: I'm not that good at making friends
Also Techno: I just want everyone to like me
That is such a mood, though
I am drinking your username right now
@@qdr1293 how was it
@@elidrawz8346 really good 👍 100% would recommend
@@qdr1293 thanks for the recommendation just drank their username too 10/10
"if you want to have a good kill ratio in game you gotta have a good kill ratio in real life"
-Technoblade
When techno blade doesn’t upload so you are stuck watching year old vids
Same thing 10 months later
Apricotion same thing 3 months later
@@kylecheung7542 Same thing 7 hours later.
@@eddiemc2723 Same thing 21 hours later
JDank same thing 2 weeks later
"Flies are a whole lot more dangerous then bed wars players"-technoblade
as he plays skywars
@@prettypancake7051 LOL
Technoblade says" no" as fast as Timedeo jitter clicks
Dang that must be slow
I still can't believe he got such a serious disease. It's depressing, it truly shows that it can happen to the best of us.
Yeah...
*DEATH* *NOTE* : *whole* *lobby* *was* *killed* *by* *technoblade* *using* *apple* 😂
Aimee ikr
TerrarianX no
Oh shit
That transition of talking about being on the leaderboard to having a good in life K/D to talking about housflies is not talked enough about of how good it is
Oh god I thought you were saying “house wives” not “house flies” until you mentioned fly swatters. I genuinely thought you were talking about mass homicide for a solid four minutes.
lol xd
Smh
At the beginning I thought that too
ikr lmao
????????
1:13 "Everyone wants to be an instigator; they wanna pick fights on their favorite youtuber's behalf"
This man predicted dream stans
ikr, poor dream
That guy at 8:00 would've had more chance if he just started mining the blocks below you, lol...
the outro was GREAT!!!!
I was like *ROFL*
I was like ok he broke something and it turned to be a printer
When i Saw this comment i skipped to the ending and then an ad came.......
Wooshi999 is better
Wooshi69
Techno your printer is muted.
This was one of the first ever videos I watched of techno, he changed my life for the better. Thank you technoblade, I will always remember you
I just witnessed techno blade beat a man to death with an apple, everything makes sense now
I heard that guy was a doctor
"Did I break my printer?"
~Technoblade 2017
Techno got so used to punching people off the edge that he literally punched his desk out of reality
techno has the most rewatchable content on youtube dont cap me
techno quote:"the best way to have a good k/d is to have a good one in real life"
*Did you know that flying flies fly?*
Brian no
Wow you should change your name from "brian" to "brain"
2:06
The media: haha! You gamers have been caught!
techno is so entertaining he doesn't need back round music like all ytrs now
"DID I BREAK MY PRINTER" OMG
"Did I break my printer?"
Technoblade - 365k subs
Remember this moment when you get the [PIG] rank
Play with greappplesausr and love your vids
*Thumbnail* : Haha yes I’m the greatest
*About page* : I may not be the best gamer
CLICK BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'VE BEEN SCAMMED
3:31 "My dad bought a bunch of flyswatters the other day" hits different after the potato war trilogy
Literally No ONE:
Technoblade: “Trick to being good at pvp is to stay hydrated.”
6:45
This video gave him the skill to play dodgebolt
I can agree!
4 DAYS AGO? FIRST COMMENT? 1 LIKE?
@@kaneisxcrzm lol my thoughts were the same
I love how his comment section from 3 years ago and stream chat right now are completely the same.
Techno doesn't kill 5 people when there's only 3? L.
Techno doesn't get the world record 15 times in a row for most kills in bedwars? L.
Techno doesn't get all the kills in hunger games while juggling 30 balls? L.
Dat Ending tho!!!!
*destroys printer* SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE DO I HEAR 12 BILLION LIKES did I break my printer
Average UA-camr: THANKS FOR WATCHING GUYS! STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT SKYWARS VIDEO! BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! PEACE!
Technoblade: ... is my printer ok?
not sure why but this has always been my favorite techno video. so upset we'll never hear him again
"Technoblade Why don't you play more skywars?"
LOL.
3:02 no one gonna talk about him dealing 1 and a half hearts with a fishing rod
He didnt techno was healing from last fight
sword switch
glad to see your outros are improving
Technoblade: oh geez a house fly!
The House fly ends him.
Technoblade (live 2): Oh, 5,000,000,000 bedwars players!
He kills them all.
"I could get a 500 win streak" well, you certainly could techno
TechnoBlade: "You always need a new *impossible* challenge"
Challenge: Lose
“Did I break my printer?” Legendary mineman 2k17
Don't worry the money you got from your win streak is enough to buy a printer!...oh wait
hi
BrainTone bye
Techno: *gets more aerial shots than the other guy gets normal shots*
“We’re comrades in the fight against the house flies” - Technoblade
*USSR ANTHEM PLAYS* He is a US COMMUNIST
someone should compile all the commentaries that techno has made then post on spotify as a podcast
fantastic idea. I have no idea how to do that
Even minecraft cave sounds were scared of that outro
The "did I break my printer" at the end tho
Reads the title "I do too"
Sure
Sure
Sure
Ok
The Builders Creed agreed
10:25 “Did I break my printer”
That just hits me like Deadpool saying : “ Did I leave the stove on?”
I thought he said house wives and not flies
"to get a good kill death ratio in game, get a good kill death ratio in real life." -Technoblade 2017
"The first step to having a positive kill death ratio in games is to have one in real life" well said
"The key to having a good kill-death ratio in game is having a good kill-death ratio in real life" -Technoblade 2017
This is one of my favourite technoblade videos, rest in peace techno, you'll forever be remembered.
Almost watched his entire channel! We miss you man!
Rest in Porkchops
Rest in the flesh of your fallen brothers
skywars players need to learn to wait in line to be killed by technoblade
5:52 Techno knew , HE FOOKING PREDICTED THE FUTURE, man imagine how much he could make of he was an astrologer
I love how techno's titles are just so random
Thank you everyone for keeping his channel alive and rewatching older videos
i really thought that this was a fan video before i went “oh that’s just technoblade”
W for youtube for bringing this back to my recomendations
He was such a funny guy! I hope to see more people coming back to support his content
"did I break my printer?"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
The enthusiasm is off the roof
Techno the piggy was a was a hateful, evil soul
With a high-star team, getting carried
And and insatiable ego
Techno the piggy was a fairytale they say
He promised daily uploads but the children know
He hasn’t to this day
There must have been some evil in this video game he’s played
For it took the form and substance of the horrible Technoblade
Techno the piggy
Was alive, astoundingly
And the children say he’s “never dyed” (but that’s just silly)
Techno the piggy
Was a lie, undoubtedly
For his opponents had no brain cells
And neither did he
He’s subject to god’s damnation,
And murders children for coins;
He commits atrocities in search of virtual gratification
And his memes are recoins
Techno the piggy is a horrendous taciturnity;
He’s the devil in disguise.
He’ll torture us for an eternity
For Techno never dies!
*claps*
You deserve more likes for that effort.
Happyheart should sing this.
Asdmac yes
Christmas spirit
OreReaper dkds
Techno blade comparing houseflies with players is the most honest thing he’s ever said.
7:05 damn he wasnt lying when he said "this is the future of pvp"
who is here rewatching all of Techno's past video after hearing he got Cancer?
Nobody:
Me: when he says house flies but i think he says house wives....
*I have flies as pets (Just kidding I hate them too)*.
Sick prank bro
You have a BEE as a pet right?
see now here's where you fucked up
for max comedic effect/impact you need to go down a line when you deliver the part that you as well hate flies
The outro was fire, literally because of the fire particles