i hate flies
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- Опубліковано 8 лис 2017
- flies suck
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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL - Ігри
At first i thought he said housewives
“I’ve killed so many housewives this week”
lmao-
Yea, I finnaly thought there was someone like me. But I just heard it wrong
I've killed so many housewives as well
Wrong UA-camr, that's Tommyinnit
W A I T
He d i d n ' t say "House-wives" ?????
I am... just.... thank you for telling me this...
10:21 Rest in peace Techno's Printer
The One Did I break my printer?
TECHNOPRINTER 🖨️
F
technobreakeprinter lol
Finger?
The level of future predictions in this video is incredible
Winstreak rant: well he broke the record
Flyswatters: he spent millions on them in potato war
Pig rank quest: he got it
Wow
this was after the winstreak
we got a hit xD
Big braaaaain
@@supernoobcraftyt yea it was, anyway defone still holds the record now
Teenaged depressed techno was quite the interesting creature.
he is the same
adult depressed techno(aka the current one) is still interesting
Techno has depression?
@@Oreos_HQ nah its a joke
@@Oreos_HQ i mean he could possibly but we would just never know, so for now its a no
*Smashes what we would assume to be his keyboard twice*
“Did I break my printer-“
First it was the steering wheel-
Emerald Maxcraft PRINTER PVP POG
Beating hardcore with a printer coming soon
@@mapleman8499 noo, don't get my hopes up, man..
We need the rich people to tell him to do this
Flyswatters. He predicted his future. He will spend millions one day on flyswatters and his dad did too.
Lol
ohh mein gott
'I could get a 500 winstreak, people gonna be like "LAME, seen it"' he really did predict the future, except underestimating himself by ALOT
Q
1
Technoblade: "i hate flies"
1.2 million people: "interesting"
@🐸Aliza the frog🐸 Gun > Tongue
1.5*
What is this reply section
@🐸Aliza the frog🐸 As expected of small smooth brain tiny green glob.
@@totallyjokers I know it's bonkers
@@Raiom.
My brain hurts tbh
"Having ten fly swatters isn't that much more effective than having like 30" 3:33
Even since 2017, Technoblade knew flyswatters were going to be important for farming potatoes in the future. He can see the future, who can stop him now?
Cancer
Please don’t murder me
@@Nico-711 Nah
His next goal was the kingdom of god itself.
“ I could get a 500 win streak and no one would care”
Little did he know...
This was after the ws
this was after the winstreak :facepalm:
Roko Gucić WE KNOW
There are a lot of little did he know moments throughout this video on multiple accounts
@@interwebs431 WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE KNOW
I had my volume down and I thought you said "I've killed so many housewives I don't know why they're so attracted to me but I just keep killing them"
Lmaooo
LOL
Basically the same
no actually said dat
LMAOO
Techno: i don´t think i´m that good at pvp
Also Techno: *kills someone with a golden apple, dodges every single arrow from 3 people shooting at him, wins around 40 consecutive PvPs*
Sky wars players.
that has to be my favorite Techno quote. “If you want to have a good KDR in video games you have to have a good KDR in real life. Words to live by. Thank you Techno.
Indeed o7
o7
time to go increase KDR :,D
I live by it everyday! o7
o7
"Impossible quests like the PIG rank..."
Little did he know he'd even get paid to get it :P
He hasn't gotten it permanently yet though, but it's only a few more weeks! :D
He has it as long as he uploads weekly
@@arberonyt he commented in time it wasnt like this
@@turkishcockroach12
Actually my first comment was after that agreement has been made...
@@Balazs_ oH
Did i break my printer?
I wanna know if he did
Yes
But did he really
i read this right as he said it
no
"Killing flies is a good metaphor for fighting bedwars players cause your out numbered, there's like 4 of them ... but the analogy kinda falls apart because flies are a lot more dangerous than bedwars player"
probably one of the best Technoblade's quotes
Well, the quotes "for the record, do NOT kill people in real life, you will NOT get SW coins, you will get jail time, and jail time cannot be used to buy any sort of SW perks" and "SW players are fluffy, adorable, and completely unaware of their surroundings" are really up there.
"if you want to have a good kill ratio in game you gotta have a good kill ratio in real life"
-Technoblade
Fast forward two years and his entire chat is L. He predicted his future perfectly.
beatiful pfp
Yeah its either L, TECHNOLATE, E, blood, death.
Don't forget BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Still same a year later too
yes
that ending was amazing.
just the "did i break my printer?" amazing
for that dude who posted on a year old comment with the answer to his question being the second word: 10:25
Lolll
Thousandth like
@ISABELLA JORDAN *4
G I V E. M E. A. T I M E. S T A M P.
your edit made me laugh
I still can't believe he got such a serious disease. It's depressing, it truly shows that it can happen to the best of us.
Yeah...
1:13 "Everyone wants to be an instigator; they wanna pick fights on their favorite youtuber's behalf"
This man predicted dream stans
ikr, poor dream
A bird can fly.
But a fly can't bird.
Darken no but A fly can bird
Imma nerd how?
That blew my mind
Are you Vscauce?
Jake Caligan why do birds fly?
"Technoblade did it better"
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
L (continue the line)
L
L
L
L
This was one of the first ever videos I watched of techno, he changed my life for the better. Thank you technoblade, I will always remember you
techno has the most rewatchable content on youtube dont cap me
I genuinely thought he was saying House Wives instead of House Flies until he mentioned the swatters
Well I mean in some cases it's not a dead give away
Yeah u use baseball bats on house wives not fly swatters
lol same here
Wife swatter
@@squigglefitness wait
2017- It's gonna be few months to get Emerald
2019- Still Gold
2020- Only 222 stars
don’t say that word that’s a swear wrod!!!!!1!
Quadded ????
@@goobysooby they are being sarcastic as how Twitter call pretty much everything a bad word
@@ghostyidk9383 oh im sorry lol i have adhd so im not really good with sarcasm
I can agree!
4 DAYS AGO? FIRST COMMENT? 1 LIKE?
@@kaneisxcrzm lol my thoughts were the same
3:31 "My dad bought a bunch of flyswatters the other day" hits different after the potato war trilogy
Pfffff technoblade did it better
agree
Technoblade lawl
Haha yes Technoblade is the greatest
There's a difference between Technoblade and technoblade people.
B
"Did I break my printer?"
Sun Tzu - The art of liking the video
I love how his comment section from 3 years ago and stream chat right now are completely the same.
Techno doesn't kill 5 people when there's only 3? L.
Techno doesn't get the world record 15 times in a row for most kills in bedwars? L.
Techno doesn't get all the kills in hunger games while juggling 30 balls? L.
techno is so entertaining he doesn't need back round music like all ytrs now
The FORESHADOWING here, I mean techno literally predicted what would happen with his chat having absurdly high expectations constantly.
the voices allow no rest i suppose
True lol
Blood for the blood god.
I mean, he has no one to blame but himself lol. He literally gave them the idea!
That ending was more golden then his prestige
this is absolut komedy
Komedy?
You mean comedy?
Ye
The "did I break my printer" at the end tho
"Technoblade Why don't you play more skywars?"
LOL.
5:11
Techno: I have the PIG rank quest but...
1.5 years later
PIG+ rank!
Pig++++?
Pig -...
&d[PIG+++] &dTechnoblade &f: hi
Pig++++++++++++++++++++
@@jid457 fail
"THAT WAS ANOTHER EPISODE OF SKYWARS GUYS, BE SURE TO
* Smashes keyboard *
*SMASH* THAT LIKE BUTTON"
Jesus Christ that was hilarious
printer*
Printer* XD
Painter*
Printer*
@@swampymender4400 painter
10:25 “Did I break my printer”
That just hits me like Deadpool saying : “ Did I leave the stove on?”
I thought he said house wives and not flies
Technoblade 2017 “did I break my printer?”
lmao
MitchDaGamer rip printer 2k17
"And the noble piece prize with the greatest quote goes to..." Technoblade - Did I break my printer?
I want to know if he did
lol
This is one of my favorite Technoblade videos. Every once in a while, I come back for the strange, relaxed, ADHD energy that this video holds
The enthusiasm is off the roof
someone should compile all the commentaries that techno has made then post on spotify as a podcast
fantastic idea. I have no idea how to do that
Techno: I'm not that good at making friends
Also Techno: I just want everyone to like me
That is such a mood, though
I am drinking your username right now
@@qdr1293 how was it
@@elidrawz8346 really good 👍 100% would recommend
@@qdr1293 thanks for the recommendation just drank their username too 10/10
Makes a video about skywars
*talks about bedwars*
Mxtthew lol xD
Choose one techno! Sw or bw?
Yas because thats logic to talk about a topic on youtube you have to post a video on something completely diff
“My mom died”
*continues to play rocket league in the background*
Even minecraft cave sounds were scared of that outro
Almost watched his entire channel! We miss you man!
Rest in Porkchops
Rest in the flesh of your fallen brothers
"Flies are a whole lot more dangerous then bed wars players"-technoblade
as he plays skywars
@@prettypancake7051 LOL
When techno blade doesn’t upload so you are stuck watching year old vids
Same thing 10 months later
Apricotion same thing 3 months later
@@kylecheung7542 Same thing 7 hours later.
@@eddiemc2723 Same thing 21 hours later
JDank same thing 2 weeks later
TechnoBlade: "You always need a new *impossible* challenge"
Challenge: Lose
9:40 my guy got the seven eleven cape
OMG is that a 34 win streak THATS AMAZING I thought you where good but 34 WINSTREAK WOW
Technoblade did it better
Rwoosh
Jornad Crusegravitch r/woooosh
@@mcmonkey26 thats so cool
*meh, seen it before*
Techno your printer is muted.
not sure why but this has always been my favorite techno video. so upset we'll never hear him again
"I could get a 500 win streak" well, you certainly could techno
Technoblade says" no" as fast as Timedeo jitter clicks
Dang that must be slow
*DEATH* *NOTE* : *whole* *lobby* *was* *killed* *by* *technoblade* *using* *apple* 😂
Aimee ikr
TerrarianX no
Oh shit
Techno: *gets more aerial shots than the other guy gets normal shots*
I love how techno's titles are just so random
That transition of talking about being on the leaderboard to having a good in life K/D to talking about housflies is not talked enough about of how good it is
Oh god I thought you were saying “house wives” not “house flies” until you mentioned fly swatters. I genuinely thought you were talking about mass homicide for a solid four minutes.
lol xd
Smh
At the beginning I thought that too
ikr lmao
????????
He was such a funny guy! I hope to see more people coming back to support his content
who is here rewatching all of Techno's past video after hearing he got Cancer?
That guy at 8:00 would've had more chance if he just started mining the blocks below you, lol...
the outro was GREAT!!!!
I was like *ROFL*
I was like ok he broke something and it turned to be a printer
When i Saw this comment i skipped to the ending and then an ad came.......
Wooshi999 is better
Wooshi69
5:52 Techno knew , HE FOOKING PREDICTED THE FUTURE, man imagine how much he could make of he was an astrologer
Nobody:
Me: when he says house flies but i think he says house wives....
I just witnessed techno blade beat a man to death with an apple, everything makes sense now
I heard that guy was a doctor
Techno got so used to punching people off the edge that he literally punched his desk out of reality
This is one of my favourite technoblade videos, rest in peace techno, you'll forever be remembered.
7:05 damn he wasnt lying when he said "this is the future of pvp"
"Did I break my printer?"
~Technoblade 2017
techno quote:"the best way to have a good k/d is to have a good one in real life"
0:39 little did he know
2:06
The media: haha! You gamers have been caught!
Dat Ending tho!!!!
*destroys printer* SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE DO I HEAR 12 BILLION LIKES did I break my printer
I'm pretty sure he did damage with a fishing rod at around 3:05
Long live techno you can beat cancer
ironic
sadly he didn’t beat it, he left it
Well this didn’t age well (rip)
*Thumbnail* : Haha yes I’m the greatest
*About page* : I may not be the best gamer
CLICK BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'VE BEEN SCAMMED
Reads the title "I do too"
Sure
Sure
Sure
Ok
The Builders Creed agreed
Ah this video is amazing.
Rest in peace Techno
Technosupport
"DID I BREAK MY PRINTER" OMG
"Did I break my printer?"
Technoblade - 365k subs
Remember this moment when you get the [PIG] rank
Play with greappplesausr and love your vids
Is this on anyone else's recommended after 3 years?
Yeah lol
yep
Yes
The outro was fire, literally because of the fire particles
This video gave him the skill to play dodgebolt
*Did you know that flying flies fly?*
Brian no
Wow you should change your name from "brian" to "brain"
That introduction rant is how I'm thinking when I'm top 5 in a Kahoot.
pov: you are rewatching old technoblade videos
this isn't old
Literally No ONE:
Technoblade: “Trick to being good at pvp is to stay hydrated.”
6:45
3:02 no one gonna talk about him dealing 1 and a half hearts with a fishing rod
He didnt techno was healing from last fight
sword switch
Thank you everyone for keeping his channel alive and rewatching older videos
"THAT WAS ANOTHER EPISODE OF SKYWARS GUYS MAKE SURE TO **Loud bang** "SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON-"
Me: Sounds like a dying donkey because I laugh at everything.
We don't just like you we love you ...no homo
Nikita_ilbmlg 1 first to reply
Kpmccain lol
Nikita_ilbmlg 1 Nikita is a strange name for a boy
Ritik Tandon 1. Did I ask? 2. No it's not 3. I know so many Boys named Nikita but not a single girl
100th like!!!!!!!
“Did I break my printer?” Legendary mineman 2k17
i like how he's talking about bedwars when playing skywars
"did I break my printer?"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Don't worry the money you got from your win streak is enough to buy a printer!...oh wait
hi
BrainTone bye