Best of Zach's Most Disturbing Thoughts (OneyPlays Compilation)

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  • @Jan3_do3
    @Jan3_do3 2 роки тому +3113

    "STEAL YOUR PARENTS CREEEEDIT CAAAARD!!" has to be one of the best things ever uttered in Oneyverse history

    • @dustinsharp9027
      @dustinsharp9027 2 роки тому +65

      CRRRRRRREDIT CAAARRRRRDD!

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 роки тому +26

      Charlie’s Grandma mode

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 роки тому +27

      @@spencerm5612 . In the immortal words of Paulie Walnuts- or possibly Phil- it’s a couple of three things. Zach got 4 voices and three of them are screams. Not a diss but I’m equally surprised he’s an adult - and that he hasn’t genuinely destroyed his frickin voice box by now. Thank god he has tomar pouring thick Israeli dairy products into his iconic larynx every morning

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe 2 роки тому +1

      I think about Zach screaming that all the time!

    • @Zimage00
      @Zimage00 2 роки тому

      I'm partial to "big red clitoris" personally

  • @skorpanaxius4467
    @skorpanaxius4467 2 роки тому +764

    "I walk Brickleberry up on stage!"
    Love that quote.

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 2 роки тому +43

      I wish Trump walked in and yelled “Brickleberry, yer fired”

    • @skorpanaxius4467
      @skorpanaxius4467 2 роки тому

      @@HusbandofLois I looked at Brickleberry's fat ugly and say "Brickleberry! Yer Fired!"

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 10 місяців тому

      WHO THE FACK ARE YOU?

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 2 роки тому +725

    The worst part about the "You're shitting yourself" video for me is that fact that he's doing that to Mafia 3. Mafia 3 isn't worth more than 45 mins of gameplay let alone being on it for so long that you're actually shitting yourself.

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 Рік тому +1

      I am 100% positive he has some pretty serious form of autism. I've seen other videos of his, it looks like he has autism for sure.

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee Рік тому +106

      you gotta fill up those daipies somehow

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 Рік тому +40

      Yea... That's the worst part... Sure

    • @globmonkey200716102
      @globmonkey200716102 Рік тому +56

      Yeah that video without any other info paints a somewhat grim picture of that dude's life.

    • @mycocodog47
      @mycocodog47 Рік тому +32

      I think what got me was the absolutely clear and audible sound of his pants getting filled and how it can be heard squishing between himself and the place he is sitting.

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp 2 роки тому +308

    I love how the Minecraft series started as a normal playthrough then ended with Chris, Zach, and Tomar being benevolent and violent gods to the random people that join the server

  • @SincereDecay
    @SincereDecay 2 роки тому +1603

    7:06
    One of if not the only time I’ve been genuinely disturbed by a joke they made

    • @Gob.
      @Gob. 2 роки тому +292

      You don’t give big booperz to your doggos nosorz?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 роки тому +7

      The uwu owo -part, or the booping on the clitoris -part?

    • @hesiolite
      @hesiolite 2 роки тому +237

      Yeah that joke makes me laugh a lot nowadays, but the first time I heard it I thought to myself "Dear God! What the fuck!"

    • @ye6973
      @ye6973 2 роки тому +124

      Yeah that’s my favorite let’s play OneyPlays has ever done & that is the one joke in the entire channel’s history that genuinely disturbs/makes me uncomfortable

    • @spoinkalicious
      @spoinkalicious 2 роки тому +30

      saw this comment and knew the clip before i even got to it

  • @ramadansteve6573
    @ramadansteve6573 Рік тому +79

    4:05
    Imagine not getting up to shit because you're playing fucking Mafia III.

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 2 роки тому +96

    "POISON!?" Is a bit I steal for my daily life regularly

  • @Xloudy684
    @Xloudy684 2 роки тому +225

    “Aww he loves it”
    **dog demon noise**
    Still takes my lungs 😂😂😂

  • @thiago2000.mp4
    @thiago2000.mp4 2 роки тому +874

    3:18 This has to be the funniest stupidest thing. I nearly choked because i laught with a lot of food on my mouth. Love it

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 2 роки тому +93

      "Steal your parent's cRRRedit caaarrrd!!!" 🤣

    • @josheaster1547
      @josheaster1547 2 роки тому +5

      @@ryanotte6737 Dude, that's a hot friggin femboyy!!!

    • @chefduke3719
      @chefduke3719 2 роки тому

      Kinda shows your level of humour is quite low. It's like you're just taking everything for face value and never thinking beyond that if that makes sense to you, Thiago.

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 2 роки тому +5

      @@chefduke3719 assuming somebody’s way of thinking because of one comment they made, jeez.

    • @handfulofmushrooms1135
      @handfulofmushrooms1135 2 роки тому +3

      @@chefduke3719 genuinely curious, what was the thought process behind this comment? why would you say this?

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss 2 роки тому +204

    The craziest thing about brickleberry is that as soulless as it seems the writers/show runners legit cared it wasn’t just a paint by numbers cheap copy of family guy, it was them legitimately trying and still putting out something so bad

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile Рік тому

      Everything those guys make is pure fat guy sweat.

    • @68able2
      @68able2 Рік тому +13

      paradise pd is just a brickleberry asset flip

    • @coopergw3463
      @coopergw3463 Рік тому +2

      Enough of the Brickleberry slander. It is extremely crude but there is a lot of funny stuff in it.

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss Рік тому +14

      @@coopergw3463 there are things that can be funny but the comedy is so skewed to just being “haha that’s this characters one or two personality traits” there’s just never really a lotta joke set up or pay offs for paying attention ya know?

    • @coopergw3463
      @coopergw3463 Рік тому +2

      @@Abysalss I don't think the character are that "flanderized". The jokes didn't come off as repetitive to me. I've always wanted to make a Brickleberry funny moments comp online because I feel like all people do online is shit on it without even watching it and there's hardly any footage on youtube anyway besides promos. It's definitely better than Paradise PD anyway which I couldn't finish. I'm not saying it's super clever or prime tv but if it makes you laugh that has to count for something

  • @Aatroxious
    @Aatroxious Рік тому +24

    “Aww my doggy loves it, look how happy he is-“
    *Banshee scream*

  • @dxjohncenacaz
    @dxjohncenacaz 2 роки тому +1708

    Can we get a Cory's most disturbing thoughts? Zach acts crazy, but Cory IS crazy, and I fuckin love it every time Cory and Zach are together on an episode because Cory always out-crazys Zach and it seems to get on his nerves a little lmao. Zach will be smiling and laughing telling a weird story and Cory says something that's way too far out there for even him and you can hear Zach's whole demeanor change and he just stops sounding happy. It's kinda funny.

    • @OGgoatsrcool
      @OGgoatsrcool  2 роки тому +82

      ua-cam.com/video/vS_ioPJqtZU/v-deo.html

    • @Boa796
      @Boa796 2 роки тому +564

      I heard that's actually the reason we don't see them on episodes togheter too often, zach is just way too toxic to cory like one time I heard he tried to drip some of his "toxic sludge" on him and the only reason cory didn't say anything was because he was blasted on crystal weed.

    • @Mazerwolf
      @Mazerwolf 2 роки тому +137

      This must be the “psychoanalyst” that they love to talk about

    • @Mazerwolf
      @Mazerwolf 2 роки тому +70

      Psychoanal is the best kind

    • @brianbarajas2948
      @brianbarajas2948 2 роки тому +4

      @@Boa796 source

  • @nerdy_hedgehog
    @nerdy_hedgehog 2 роки тому +72

    Zach's scat compilation

  • @JohnnyStrelok
    @JohnnyStrelok 2 роки тому +136

    (Grabs dinner) Haha, this might be fun!
    0:12 never mind

  • @NochVtuber
    @NochVtuber 2 роки тому +302

    Zach jokes just like, a little too much about being a fecalfeliac. I'm starting to worry.

    • @deviousedits4737
      @deviousedits4737 2 роки тому +26

      Side note that name rolls to well off the tounge

    • @Kianleahy
      @Kianleahy 2 роки тому +19

      You knowing the name for being into feces is sus

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому +29

      @@Kianleahy he got it wrong actually.

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus Рік тому +1

      What distrubs me the most about this comment is that you clearly know the word for being sexually excited by people shitting, but you don't know how to spell fecalphilia.
      So you've definitely talked about it in coversations with people you know, but your exploration of the word is clearly elementary and probably shameful.

    • @tictac9229
      @tictac9229 Рік тому +3

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy why do you know that he's wrong?

  • @stuv1996
    @stuv1996 Рік тому +25

    Zach with the "POISON!" is the funniest shit.

  • @tiekut8989
    @tiekut8989 2 роки тому +176

    Watching the thought process go into Trumpet Guy makes me laugh so hard

  • @OLIVERGAMINGFUNNY
    @OLIVERGAMINGFUNNY 2 роки тому +170

    7:27 i can deal with edgy jokes but holly shit this line disturbed me, nice one zack

  • @ButterZack
    @ButterZack 2 роки тому +71

    Alternate title: Zach Talks About Shit for 8 Minutes

  • @drinkspartypack
    @drinkspartypack 2 роки тому +370

    im so hungry for futa meg "chocolate eggs" 🤤

    • @shroomzys
      @shroomzys 2 роки тому +20

      futa meg's chocolate eggs
      Should walk around with that on a sign/shirt and film the reactions of people who notice. If I read that for the first time in public I think I'd retch involuntarily

    • @mynamajeff1631
      @mynamajeff1631 Рік тому +26

      Why would you say that

    • @reubenc0039
      @reubenc0039 Рік тому +9

      Making nofap reallll difficult pal.

    • @SamArt6607
      @SamArt6607 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @xtremegaming1232
    @xtremegaming1232 2 роки тому +41

    I WALKED BRICKLEBERRY DOWN THE STAGE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

  • @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477
    @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477 2 роки тому +54

    5:19 lmao I just realized my friend watches OneyPlays because he told me this and I was really sad

  • @Pinnaporaptor
    @Pinnaporaptor 2 роки тому +110

    Hadel's Delicious Doo Doo feces compilation.

  • @1abnormalman23
    @1abnormalman23 Рік тому +22

    1:14 they just trynna spread JOY man 😩

  • @catsock
    @catsock Рік тому +8

    if you joke about having a kink enough, your brain will actually download that kink. go shit boy go.

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 Рік тому +16

    The instant "yep" on "you ever have dreams about Megan griffon" kills me every time

  • @bohOHteez
    @bohOHteez 2 роки тому +112

    I don't know if this would fit in this video but Zach screaming
    "I'm gonna kiss your son in the mouth!, I'm gonna grab him by the legs and throw him around!"
    pops in my head at least 10 times every year.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 2 роки тому +51

    I can only imagine what putrid thoughts he might bring into season 2 now that season 1 was such a big hit. We've allowed an actual insane asylum prisoner to helm a tv show

  • @alexiryo
    @alexiryo Рік тому +13

    Lyles Last Words is one of my favorite bits 2:17

  • @ennsomniac
    @ennsomniac 2 роки тому +19

    Thank you Zach

  • @BuyRawrXD
    @BuyRawrXD 2 роки тому +18

    it’s the way he words things

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 2 роки тому +19

    that casual "Yup" at the beginning got me for some reason lmao

  • @cthulhuchan9587
    @cthulhuchan9587 Рік тому +6

    More like “Iconic Zach moments that live rent free in my frontal cortex like a cancerous tumour that is self-aware and is in fact killing me slowly every day”

  • @respectable-username
    @respectable-username 2 роки тому +6

    This took approximately 4 months off of my life span, ty 💥

  • @CrustaceousB
    @CrustaceousB 2 роки тому +10

    I have never subbed to a channel more quickly. Keep up this sort of thing and I'll be a happy shrimp. 💜💜💜

  • @sebastianuglyrat
    @sebastianuglyrat Рік тому +4

    Love the 2 pixel quality! Keep it up👍

  • @funnybone6149
    @funnybone6149 2 роки тому +60

    Meg X Zach fanfiction bought to blow up

  • @cvrlos583
    @cvrlos583 2 роки тому +40

    You could replace otto heckel ever since his schizophrenia kicked in

  • @CheapCreep
    @CheapCreep Рік тому +15

    Zach is an uncontained keter-class cognito-hazard SCP.

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz 2 роки тому +40

    A-tier compilation, but I do have to say this could've easily been an hour longer with the shit Zach regularly says

  • @koruton9925
    @koruton9925 2 роки тому +33

    More accurately this should've been "Zach talking about shit for 90% of the time and 10% haha funny"

  • @Bleuf0963
    @Bleuf0963 2 роки тому +10

    intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts intrusive thoughts

  • @statingfakts2156
    @statingfakts2156 2 роки тому +28

    The fact that Chris didn't play along with the last one really shows how disgusting it is

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому +4

    This man was given a TV show, remember that

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 2 роки тому +10

    People are gonna use his to incriminate Zach in the future and when they do its gonna be real fucking hard for Zach to say anything

  • @teleportsaroundyou4629
    @teleportsaroundyou4629 2 роки тому +19

    I hope his Steve Brule dream is on here

  • @alexneufeld6952
    @alexneufeld6952 2 роки тому +15

    I love zach

  • @TRIC4pitator
    @TRIC4pitator 2 роки тому +7

    he has such a way with words

  • @justsomegoblinwithinternet6231

    he makes a little too many references to eating poop. im afraid he could be in my toilet when i check next.

  • @Lattrodon
    @Lattrodon 2 роки тому +23

    These are some of the funniest oneyplays clips holy shit

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 2 роки тому +10

    That opening is the worst thing I have ever heard, its so descriptive it sounds like a real dream he had and not a reddit post

  • @otemplet9915
    @otemplet9915 2 роки тому +3

    Brings back the sleepycast feeling

  • @Heyesy
    @Heyesy 2 роки тому +31

    It's unfortunate that almost half of this video about disturbing thoughts came from the Minecraft series, one of the most beloved pg games of all time.

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 11 місяців тому +1

    If anyone questioned Zach's Germanic Origins, I think this video proves he's SUPER GERMANIC which how much he loves SCAT.

  • @Kingofthecrickets4882
    @Kingofthecrickets4882 2 роки тому +16

    Of course it opened up with zach talking about a scat fetish dream 😂 come on zach, you can’t be doing this to me right off the bat!

  • @functional200
    @functional200 3 місяці тому +1

    That joke Zack made about the croc wiki led to Goatse being uploaded there.

  • @quaker47
    @quaker47 2 роки тому +10

    i think about the jimmy carter thing a lot and i crack up every time

  • @SocialNoMore
    @SocialNoMore Рік тому +1

    I literally never know what the fuck they are talking about or referring to and I kinda love it

  • @ewwjelly
    @ewwjelly 5 місяців тому +1

    I WALKED BRICKLEBERRY UP ON STAGE

  • @stumpy5467
    @stumpy5467 2 роки тому +10

    4:50 completely forgot that they edited in soundscapes for the Minecraft episodes

  • @astillia6073
    @astillia6073 2 роки тому +6

    Whenever zach says "yeah well" or "guess what" you know he's about to impersonate the most cringe person you've ever knowm

  • @sunnypodbelsek6697
    @sunnypodbelsek6697 Рік тому +5

    When you joke about a kink that you aren’t sure if it’s a joke anymore

  • @devildante9
    @devildante9 2 роки тому +23

    Was about to comment about the one centimeter string of shit missing, but of course it was the last one. Good compilation.

  • @PsychorGames
    @PsychorGames Рік тому +2

    Cuts to a compilation of Zach's most disturbing thoughts.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 Рік тому +2

    Zach makes the most of his intrusive thoughts.

  • @petermahler853
    @petermahler853 2 роки тому +4

    “Omg. Jimmy Carter just killed himself”

  • @sandorrclegane2307
    @sandorrclegane2307 Рік тому +4

    omfg 3:20 that voice obliterated me

  • @tiredidealist
    @tiredidealist 2 роки тому +3

    Immediately regretted clicking on this

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 2 роки тому +5

    My favourite part is Chris’ impression of Lyle.

  • @rogerlamvert9378
    @rogerlamvert9378 Рік тому +1

    I love how half of these are either from the left 4 dead playthrough or the Minecraft one

  • @vidiottheowl2825
    @vidiottheowl2825 2 роки тому +5

    I regret watching this.

  • @Frank-vc3wi
    @Frank-vc3wi 2 роки тому +1

    I love your Chris Chan channel banner

  • @supa92
    @supa92 2 роки тому +4

    watching and eating

  • @trashiiii
    @trashiiii 2 роки тому +5

    oney plays fan, valorant player & berdly pfp what a youtube account

  • @crash-ew6hw
    @crash-ew6hw Рік тому +5

    Why is there so much scat stuff

  • @hugeweenfr
    @hugeweenfr Рік тому +1

    i love how perfectly zach can sound like a screaming dog dude 😭😭

  • @supergojirafan
    @supergojirafan Рік тому

    Zachary Hadel comes out swinging with the very first clip of Meg Griffin laying the most delectable soft serve in his mouth.

  • @squall-n2o
    @squall-n2o 8 місяців тому +1

    3:21 lmao! X3

  • @cowardkotagi
    @cowardkotagi 2 роки тому +1

    Zach's Most Distributing Thoughts

  • @Badex_1313
    @Badex_1313 2 місяці тому +2

    0:43 why is he laughing like that

  • @Smartcoughdrop
    @Smartcoughdrop 2 роки тому +4

    Zach might just be scarier than Tomar

  • @lunamoona649
    @lunamoona649 2 роки тому +2

    I'm interested yet terrified on what goes on in that little noggin Zach has.

  • @bergenehrlich8309
    @bergenehrlich8309 Рік тому

    Great, I guess I’m binging oney plays comps now

  • @HardBloodNelza
    @HardBloodNelza 2 роки тому +21

    Does this guy actually have a scat fetish

    • @walmart_ar1567
      @walmart_ar1567 2 роки тому +12

      no, only guys like u do

    • @HardBloodNelza
      @HardBloodNelza 2 роки тому +18

      @@walmart_ar1567 What does that even mean

    • @apap4606
      @apap4606 2 роки тому +1

      @@HardBloodNelza Hes trying to insult you

    • @HardBloodNelza
      @HardBloodNelza 2 роки тому +1

      @@apap4606 yeah that's clear but "guys like u" is unclear.

  • @liammahan4497
    @liammahan4497 2 роки тому +3

    Someone should animate Charlie saying this

  • @jamariefucien3467
    @jamariefucien3467 2 роки тому +1

    In 25 years a UA-camr will be president.

  • @aztro.99
    @aztro.99 2 роки тому

    what a great clip to open this video on, as i attempt to eat my full plate of spaghetti...

  • @Xx3nxX
    @Xx3nxX Рік тому +1

    fill those diapies up, zach.

  • @ClarkKentai
    @ClarkKentai 2 роки тому

    Clicking on this while eating was a good idea.

  • @1everysecond511
    @1everysecond511 7 місяців тому

    Is the bit about looking down at what you just drank, then looking up and shouting "POISON!", then immediately dropping dead a reference to something specific? I don't think it's the Princess Bride, but I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

  • @Dolus_Joli
    @Dolus_Joli Рік тому

    i wish i wasn't eating while watching this

  • @michael_the_man_7653
    @michael_the_man_7653 2 роки тому +1

    I had a dream that a girl blew up and turned into a pile of soft serve ice cream

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban Рік тому +2

    Zach is so quirky and random

  • @eurusbaby
    @eurusbaby 2 роки тому

    THE DOG 😭😭

  • @KorvekKorborjordordon
    @KorvekKorborjordordon 11 місяців тому

    why did I click on this video while I was eating

  • @bugman747
    @bugman747 8 місяців тому +1

    too funny

  • @themagnanimous1246
    @themagnanimous1246 Рік тому +1

    Does this guy voice the once character from that funny happy good times adult swim show?

  • @farukleonaltinsoy9151
    @farukleonaltinsoy9151 Рік тому +1

    Why do they put a restricted area warning on kill all humans if he's an alien who's being hunted lol

  • @oweeb5909
    @oweeb5909 2 місяці тому

    Soft serve shit is an incredible visual

  • @_Rick___Grimes_
    @_Rick___Grimes_ Рік тому

    most of these are just zach wanting to eat shit or talk about shit