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  • @peterrusso9123
    @peterrusso9123 2 роки тому +1724

    Zach saying "well gandalf is a type of gollum" with absolute certainty in his voice never fails to kill me

    • @XAVR_
      @XAVR_ 9 місяців тому +33

      It's the kind of dumb shit that lore-obsessed people would say with blind confidence

  • @LoLoSoLo187
    @LoLoSoLo187 2 роки тому +8251

    Any time Zach says "I swear to god" hes about to tell the most heinous lie of all time.

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming 2 роки тому +124

      @@jamesrussell2936 Planes, Trains, and Automobiles I think

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 2 роки тому +167

      The more specific he is, the more likely it’s a fake story

    • @chasecrocker3956
      @chasecrocker3956 2 роки тому +95

      @James Russell It was the plot of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles from the perspective of Steve Martin's character. Then when Chris mentioned the 12 kids, that was Cheaper by the Dozen, which also starred Steve Martin. And the dentist comment at the end was his role in Little Shop of Horrors.

    • @Munimun
      @Munimun 2 роки тому +71

      or anytime Chris says "this isn't a joke"

    • @WodenSimRacing
      @WodenSimRacing 2 роки тому +10

      @@Munimun Chris was saying that right as I read your comment lol

  • @sammyrodriguez228
    @sammyrodriguez228 2 роки тому +6687

    I love the “my niece got done bit by a copperhead” bit because Zach literally doesn’t even have a story behind it and Chris takes it so seriously

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 роки тому +560

      my favorite detail of that is the swapping of the done and got. "she got done bit by a copperhead" vs "she done got bit"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 роки тому +526

      And he doesn't even try to defend the truth of story, just repeats it.

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 2 роки тому +37

      Pretty believably honestly

    • @aztecserpent5525
      @aztecserpent5525 2 роки тому +166

      @@Tunkkisngl knowing Zach’s usual improv tactics I’d kinda believe it more if he didn’t defend it

    • @milobytz
      @milobytz 2 роки тому

      Being bit by a copperhead is so believable since it actually happens on a somewhat frequent basis, what a fuckin pro lier. Lmao

  • @staycold682
    @staycold682 Рік тому +612

    15:56 absolutely does me in with laughter every single time. Zach's realisation that the bit needs a little extra spice so he repeats himself again and adds in the "done got bit".

    • @nakkipatukka123
      @nakkipatukka123 Рік тому +69

      I love when he goes "kshh" as he realizes chris is legit about it

  • @TylerLeeJones
    @TylerLeeJones 2 роки тому +497

    1:03:00 Tomar answering in the same voice as zach's impression kills me

  • @lolbotomy
    @lolbotomy 2 роки тому +9039

    Rule 1 of Improv: Always say no to whatever the other person says.

    • @SEATACx
      @SEATACx 2 роки тому +749

      The caveat being that you also always have a gun

    • @djdee6386
      @djdee6386 2 роки тому +1061

      actually it’s to say bones

    • @MA-qu3hi
      @MA-qu3hi 2 роки тому +115

      Good life advice in general

    • @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2
      @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 2 роки тому +204

      @SEATACx always have a gun around improv guys you can't trust them they act funny

    • @colfeazy6983
      @colfeazy6983 2 роки тому +133

      Rule 2 of improv: Don't break rule 1 of improv

  • @nomoremike3075
    @nomoremike3075 2 роки тому +2197

    I love Zach describing Planes, Trains and Automobiles and pretending it happened to him.

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet 2 роки тому +129

      It took me until he got to the hotel part to realize it was Planes, Trains and Automobiles LMAO.

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 2 роки тому +41

      @Pee Pee Zach actually does shoot puppies with a BB gun tho

    • @zack-qb1xq
      @zack-qb1xq 2 роки тому +22

      And cory completely belived it

    • @csturgis
      @csturgis 2 роки тому +1

      time?

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 2 роки тому +9

      This came out at the perfect time, I only just saw that movie for the first time the other day.

  • @rosiefromearth
    @rosiefromearth 2 роки тому +760

    16:19 i cant believe they just stood there and laughed while the joker venom in cory's veins started taking effect

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +22

      I think you meant to say 16:31 or 16:42

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 2 роки тому +1434

    Zach is actually great at improv. His ability to run with a bit and add crazy details to it is inspiring

    • @mister-zen8491
      @mister-zen8491 2 роки тому +110

      Once you internalize 'yes and...' the funny writes itself!

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 роки тому +164

      @@mister-zen8491 And them you can arrive at advanced techniques, like "Bones?", which is when the real fun starts.

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid 2 роки тому +17

      Yes and?

    • @jarsenberg
      @jarsenberg Рік тому +5

      @@FunkBastid Yes

    • @slingshotnerd
      @slingshotnerd Рік тому +4

      @@FunkBastidBones!?

  • @bingbongdingdong867
    @bingbongdingdong867 Рік тому +301

    1:02:22 The "hhuhhhhh" is so sincere, Zach's trying sooo fucking hard not to hit the low-hanging fruit

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 2 місяці тому

      and then he thinks of something like 8x worse

  • @thebedroomshow9010
    @thebedroomshow9010 2 роки тому +1210

    The segment at 16:20 is so incredible, it’s like catching a cryptid on camera. It’s like a rare moment where Corey exhibits his secret super power of making everybody laugh just by laughing his goofy laugh over and over. There was no joke, and if there was one, Corey hijacked it and made it pay ransom to him

    • @aroma2057
      @aroma2057 2 роки тому +136

      I was so close to commenting this cause holy hell, the fact he confused everyone and stuck so hard to it was amazing LMFAO

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 2 роки тому +110

      Hey that's not nice, Cory suffers from a serious condition known as Cory Brain.

    • @Milkthrow
      @Milkthrow 2 роки тому +96

      @@pyrotechnick420 It's so sad that his brain got brined in orange fanta.

    • @st0pnsw0p
      @st0pnsw0p 2 роки тому +69

      I did the same thing once. When someone starts telling a joke, before they get to the punchline, just start laughing preemptively as if it's already the funniest thing you've ever heard. Keep it up long enough and eventually it becomes its own joke and you're genuinely laughing at it.

    • @thebedroomshow9010
      @thebedroomshow9010 2 роки тому +18

      @@st0pnsw0p I will do this in your name. Make everyone think I’m the most senile in the room it will be great

  • @ultrayato
    @ultrayato 2 роки тому +430

    I swear Zach' lip smack at 55:32 gets louder every time i listen to that clip.

    • @jagajag2575
      @jagajag2575 Рік тому +35

      It’s nearly deafening every time I become aware of it

    • @kaninekodiak
      @kaninekodiak Рік тому +44

      the way i knew fucking exactly which bit you were talking about when i read "zachs lip smack" is probably unhealthy

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 7 місяців тому +5

      Zach's ICONIC lip smack

  • @lordxdaubeny2384
    @lordxdaubeny2384 2 роки тому +2484

    Guy who desperately wants to marry someone who looks like him is an instant classic

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean 2 роки тому +153

      Its so compelling. I want to marry someone who looks just like me now

    • @LSDOvideos
      @LSDOvideos 2 роки тому +42

      @@Prosper_Dean Do you have any siblings? In that case I've got good news for you

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 роки тому +18

      @@LSDOvideos SWEET HOME ALABAMA.

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 2 роки тому +133

      Before I actually got medicated and spent years with a psychologist, my ideal partner was just me but gender flipped. I can say confidently you have to be actually clinically insane to seek that but it's alarmingly common lmfao

    • @RhombusJohnathan
      @RhombusJohnathan 2 роки тому +55

      @@mspaint93 go into the night gently sweet Prince

  • @VentusFan689
    @VentusFan689 Рік тому +170

    16:19 is my favorite bit ever. Cory fake laughs so hard he starts laughing for real, and Zach getting distracted and telling him to stop laughing, which in turn causes Cory to laugh even harder and falling into insanity, will never fail to make me laugh

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 2 роки тому +392

    Zachs story's are always so believable and then he says one little thing that gives it right away, like "we got a hotel together, for the night"

    • @scottmccoppin3
      @scottmccoppin3 2 роки тому +27

      He's talking about the plot of "Planted, Trains, and Automobiles" in that one

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 роки тому +97

      zach's method of bullshittery is so wonderful. he makes scenarios that are so mundanely believable and then adds one absolutely stupid detail like "Gandalf is a type of Gollum"

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +2

      His niece done got bit by a copperhead!

  • @rufuullah6877
    @rufuullah6877 2 роки тому +1934

    Collectively it seems they've spent $600,000 on improv classes and they seem to have gotten every dollar of value out of that

    • @AsecasJavi
      @AsecasJavi 2 роки тому +38

      It seems to me that when they joked about that, they were taking the piss of people who did. I can picture clearly at least 1 channel that did and their humor got worse

    • @carcrashjayson
      @carcrashjayson 2 роки тому +16

      @@AsecasJavi no way sherlock

    • @AsecasJavi
      @AsecasJavi 2 роки тому +2

      @@carcrashjayson huh?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +9

      @@AsecasJavi No shit Sherlock.

    • @AsecasJavi
      @AsecasJavi Рік тому +1

      @@HOTD108_ ya'll dense as hell boi

  • @rayoru2244
    @rayoru2244 Рік тому +164

    That Mario bit at 1:40:17 makes me cry of laughter every time, the f*cking synchronised "LET ME IN !"

  • @yuletidecheer
    @yuletidecheer 2 роки тому +424

    Zach's disappointed "come on" at 4:10 gets me every time, what a great comp

  • @minkeymouce
    @minkeymouce Рік тому +86

    Zach’s “two… words” at 58:41 never stops being hilarious. He’s not even trying to be funny, he’s just confused.

  • @alfonzo9000
    @alfonzo9000 2 роки тому +1157

    Glad to see those improv lessons paid off

    • @screamy_
      @screamy_ 2 роки тому +44

      ms rumplestiltskin helped so much!

    • @Will-jd6vb
      @Will-jd6vb 2 роки тому +43

      600,000 bucks later

    • @George_vv
      @George_vv 2 роки тому +41

      They spent Jackson Tucker amounts of money on those lessons. I think Zach said on stream they've only made a 22% turn on that investment so far and they took those classes back when they lived in that 22 person castle or whatever. So financial, they have not paid off. Comedically, ABSOLUTELY.

    • @SEATACx
      @SEATACx 2 роки тому +11

      You can do like "argh" but you can do anything though

    • @tomboyishmac
      @tomboyishmac 2 роки тому +7

      @@screamy_ she’s such a brave woman

  • @Banaanivatkuli
    @Banaanivatkuli Рік тому +106

    Rule 1: Never speak over Oney
    Rule 2: Don't deny others' citizenship
    Rule 4: If you think of something funny, pass it to Oney
    Rule 5: When in doubt, say 'bones'

  • @hive-sys
    @hive-sys 2 роки тому +199

    6:41 the way Zach flips from disagreeing with this statement, to taking it back without hesitation after hearing Chris respond is perfect. holy shit it doesn’t get old

  • @damoji5332
    @damoji5332 2 роки тому +260

    "Gandalf is a type of Gollum" gives me joy like nothing else can

    • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
      @finalfroggitapproaches6418 Рік тому +21

      The delivery is perfect. Completely matter-of-fact. Totally unwavering. No trace of a smile on his lips. Just “Yup, that’s how it is.”

    • @jackalexande
      @jackalexande 2 місяці тому +1

      "It was just a rebuttal!" always makes me giggle

  • @SelkieNakae
    @SelkieNakae Рік тому +78

    27:19 This fucking scream gets me everytime, just no startup or anything, instant fear from Robotnik showing up

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +438

    Legend says Zach is still angry over "Hello, would you like to sharpen a pencil?" to this day.

    • @ChazMcRich1
      @ChazMcRich1 2 роки тому +82

      I’m gonna go to bat for Cory here, I know what he was going for and it’s actually a very funny twist to the bit. Cory was just saying that he, as a translator was really horrible at it to the point that he just barely knew basic phrases, but he was employed by the US government.

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +54

      @@ChazMcRich1 It's a good bit, emphasised by how insanely pissed Zach got over it.

    • @ChazMcRich1
      @ChazMcRich1 2 роки тому +16

      @@JomasterTheSecond agreed honestly

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +22

      @@ChazMcRich1 agreed dishonestly

    • @badbadger.
      @badbadger. Рік тому +17

      If I recall, Zach actually makes the original reference to learning random phrases about pencil sharpeners when studying a foreign language in like episode 2 of sleepycast

  • @whitejerryrice02
    @whitejerryrice02 2 роки тому +190

    1:01:40 Zach coming up with bile is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

  • @rylanjss
    @rylanjss 2 роки тому +228

    Always remember Joshua Tomar’s professional rule given to him by his improv coach if your ever stuck just say, “bones.”

  • @3spoons366
    @3spoons366 Рік тому +86

    32:50 tomar must've put some evil spell on this bit. Any time he says "bones?" I start howling and cackling like a maniac. My family has taken notice and are moving me to a mental facility.

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax Рік тому +2

      Hi. Did you get out yet ?
      We meant to contact you about your car's extended guarantee

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 2 роки тому +149

    1:24 Zach's supportive tone is so great lol

    • @SirFooplesTheThird
      @SirFooplesTheThird Рік тому +14

      It's like Charlie come out for a second

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +1

      @@SirFooplesTheThird Who?

    • @JoeLikesBlue
      @JoeLikesBlue Рік тому +9

      @@HOTD108_ Charlie is the other person inside of Zach

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +12

      @@JoeLikesBlue Is Charlie a type of gollum?

  • @Rex_The_Mouse
    @Rex_The_Mouse 2 роки тому +169

    1:31:56
    I'd like to imagine Zach is just sitting there expressionless until he screams that

  • @WillyHeroOfTime
    @WillyHeroOfTime 2 роки тому +421

    The improv in this is honestly the most absurd yet hilarious pats of this channel

    • @milordo
      @milordo 2 роки тому +11

      The fact that this comment is edited is the most absurd hilarious pat

    • @WillyHeroOfTime
      @WillyHeroOfTime 2 роки тому +3

      @@milordo I just corrected some poor grammar but yeah I was shocked I had to edit a comment this short

    • @thesteampunkking7141
      @thesteampunkking7141 2 роки тому +28

      @@WillyHeroOfTime still got some work to do, buddy

    • @DullPoints
      @DullPoints 2 роки тому +9

      Whenever I see hilarious pats in a vid or comment, I throw money at my computer screen.

    • @WillyHeroOfTime
      @WillyHeroOfTime 2 роки тому +5

      Oh wow I missed a big tpo

  • @friarmurphy6791
    @friarmurphy6791 2 роки тому +649

    Yes, and Tomar kicked my girlfriend in the chest.
    Yes, and Tomar stabbed me in the thigh with a sharpened pencil, even after he promised he wouldn’t.
    Yes, and Tomar promised he would do it all again.

    • @drunkcat78325
      @drunkcat78325 2 роки тому +35

      And Tomar is the leading detective on your case
      And he’s threatening your family
      And he’s in a secret relationship with your gf

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 роки тому +25

      @@drunkcat78325 And yes, Tomar intrudes into my home.
      And yes, Tomar uses the microwave without asking.
      And yes, Tomar also runs a sociopolitical cult from the basement.

    • @drunkcat78325
      @drunkcat78325 2 роки тому +12

      @@Tunkkis as well as, he lights his cigars in the living room without asking.
      And he drinks the bourbon I’ve been saving
      And all of us have cigarette burns from him

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 роки тому +9

      Yes I took Tomar's hat.
      And yes, he took my hands as payment.
      And yes, he told me to say thank you.

    • @eternalcum9741
      @eternalcum9741 2 роки тому

      @@mannmctrash And yes, Tomar spitts in my food every day.
      And yes, Tomar smashes my little sister in the head with a 2x4.
      And yes, Tomar has been bringing home and planting evidence in my house.

  • @aztecserpent5525
    @aztecserpent5525 2 роки тому +79

    I love how the crux of the infamous McDonald’s improv is the fact that some kid choked on a burger so they decided to stop selling a completely different menu item

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 2 роки тому +353

    Hearing those old Ding Dong and Julian clips so heavily censored is honestly kinda bizarre

    • @BIGBOYGAMING03
      @BIGBOYGAMING03 2 роки тому +20

      It was such a different time

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 роки тому +87

      @@BIGBOYGAMING03 It kinda wasn't, they just care more about keeping the videos monetized now. Which is annoying but, do what you gotta do I guess.

    • @actually-will1606
      @actually-will1606 2 роки тому +59

      @@ExaltedUriel I honestly don’t mind it at all. Compared to how other channels became completely sanitised and dry

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 2 роки тому +20

      @@ExaltedUriel He meant it was a different time when you didn't need to censor videos as much

    • @PatienceKiss
      @PatienceKiss 2 роки тому +16

      they were bleeping out 'red rocket' in a censored upload of an older clip but then they released a new video and they were saying red rocket uncensored. makes no sense

  • @justanormalperson8944
    @justanormalperson8944 2 роки тому +114

    The craziest skit was definitely Tomar's improv as he pretended to be a normal functioning member of society

  • @allie--oop
    @allie--oop 2 роки тому +159

    The mango farm incident always gets me.

  • @DullPoints
    @DullPoints 2 роки тому +93

    That fact that Cory's laughing fit is in this solidifies him as a genius and master of his craft.

  • @greggggggggg
    @greggggggggg Рік тому +65

    I have no idea why the golden rule of improv is "never say no" when saying no to someone's request will always be infinitely funnier than whatever the punchline actually is

    • @CenterSargE
      @CenterSargE Рік тому +16

      as someone who has tried improv for a little bit, the idea is that something funny can be made if you take what the other person says and build up on it instead of rejecting it
      I also don't fully agree with that (being an oblivious, vain or stubborn character can certainly be elevated by rejecting the other's idea imo) but I see the point

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Рік тому +6

      This is only funny for the Mr Bean Whole Foods bit where Chris immediately backpedals “no I didn’t…. Yes I did” and any instances where Cory sucks so much at improv that it goes back to being hilarious

  • @jokesonyou91
    @jokesonyou91 2 роки тому +176

    Look at these boys, braver than all firemen in the world.

    • @joeyortiz29
      @joeyortiz29 2 роки тому +29

      Braver than the firemen during 9/11 even

    • @dylanlascelle3345
      @dylanlascelle3345 2 роки тому +19

      bong hit transplant

    • @perpa8031
      @perpa8031 2 роки тому +21

      @@joeyortiz29 come on dude, I knew people who died in that shit...

    • @LinusBitchTits
      @LinusBitchTits Рік тому +1

      This comment is Innate as hell

  • @Tebbo95
    @Tebbo95 2 роки тому +249

    I walked Chris O Neil onto that stage, WHO TF ARE YOU??

    • @ArthurMan2800
      @ArthurMan2800 2 роки тому

      YOU'RE NOTHING!

    • @pickle8022
      @pickle8022 2 роки тому +2

      YOURE NO TALENT

    • @Tebbo95
      @Tebbo95 2 роки тому

      @@ArthurMan2800 “YOU HAVE NO TALENT, GO TO AN IMPROV CLASS AND ACTUALLY BE FUNNY!”

    • @CartoonSlug
      @CartoonSlug 2 роки тому +26

      Ya NOTHING

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 2 роки тому +25

      Ya NAW TALENT

  • @Myriad-Truths
    @Myriad-Truths 2 роки тому +57

    Rule 1 of improv: if you can't think of anything, just say "bones"

  • @ScornfulSix
    @ScornfulSix 2 роки тому +95

    The overlap between gaslighting and improv is so funny

  • @kickerguy
    @kickerguy 2 роки тому +101

    Finally, a compilation of impressions of John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving

    • @stankmongerjones
      @stankmongerjones 2 роки тому +17

      After the 47th "happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims" you really understand it

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 2 роки тому +5

      "I'm john Wayne at the first Thanksgiving. Happy thanksgiving, pilgrims"

    • @davedavington6525
      @davedavington6525 2 роки тому +2

      i wanna dress up like a clown

  • @Mote.
    @Mote. 2 роки тому +95

    The Trump Sonic debate, Zach's impression is perfect and hilarious.

    • @Mote.
      @Mote. 2 роки тому

      "I don't like chili dogs because it looks like a penis covered in poopy"

  • @serpicopiu3591
    @serpicopiu3591 Рік тому +49

    Cory's "fake"(?) laughter made me feel like I was going insane

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly Рік тому +8

      My friend did that once when we were all hanging out and it was honestly disturbing

  • @FatAlbertFanClub
    @FatAlbertFanClub 2 роки тому +45

    I love how Chris breaks at this own improv like the chocolate soylent one.

  • @floga10
    @floga10 9 місяців тому +2

    2:04:34 Zach saying “if you gave me a BOOK I wouldn’t know what you were doing or what you were saying…” is my favorite line in all of oneyplayd

  • @felipeguidolin1055
    @felipeguidolin1055 2 роки тому +18

    The 5 rules of Improv:
    1) never talk over Chris O'neal
    2) never be funnier than Chris O'neal
    3) never deny citizenship
    4) if you think of something funny, text it to Chris O'neal
    5) when in doubt, say "bone"

  • @radryn7683
    @radryn7683 2 роки тому +220

    I was in the same improv class as tomar and on my second day there he grabbed my leg really hard and wouldnt let go until it turned cold and blue! would def recommend it to anyone looking into acting!

    • @kiarappi
      @kiarappi 2 роки тому +9

      ???????

    • @Markus1002
      @Markus1002 2 роки тому +15

      Tomar was so passionate about improv that he would help his classmates in studying. One night he came to my house and planted a bomb beneath my bed and said that he would not detonate it if I listened to his improv lecture. Good times.

    • @TheWyman55_
      @TheWyman55_ 2 роки тому +23

      I remember being in that class. One time someone tried to make a joke about the Tomar Emeralds, and Tomar got really upset and stormed off. He mentioned something about how he "knew people that died to that shit" before he left

    • @slurponaut
      @slurponaut 2 роки тому +8

      The thought of my leg slowly going numb as Tomar stares at me intensely with his pitch black eyes makes me feel so giddy...

    • @T-6900
      @T-6900 Рік тому +2

      @@kiarappii like to imagine this person still joined the improv class

  • @ethanpayne4116
    @ethanpayne4116 2 роки тому +40

    53:55 I love the back-to-back Herculad moments, good job editor

    • @daveson1014
      @daveson1014 10 місяців тому +2

      Thought I was the only one that noticed!

  • @dextergrif
    @dextergrif 2 роки тому +55

    My favorite bits they do are when Chris and Zach just start talking about removing all of the body parts of something or someone

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax Рік тому +7

      I just saw a wasp do that to a fly in my living room this morning, and it's a sensitive subject to me now.
      Could you provide me with a timestamp so I can avoid this bit ? Thanks. 😖

    • @dextergrif
      @dextergrif Рік тому +5

      @@shigekaxNo sorry

  • @ChaosAura452
    @ChaosAura452 2 роки тому +37

    16:19 holy shit... Corey's fake laugh sounds so genuine

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 2 роки тому +34

    Cory's astonishing inability to keep track of a bit will always be hilarious to me.

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 2 роки тому +32

    I'm in love with the three little bumps that indicate Zach has a spine

  • @Dylanafewnumbers
    @Dylanafewnumbers Рік тому +10

    1:21 Zach's realization that Chris isn't dropping the bit is so good

  • @hellothisismufin
    @hellothisismufin Рік тому +7

    7:14 "And it wasn't graceful" is like the icing on the cake for that bit, holy hell

  • @Hypoo
    @Hypoo 2 роки тому +32

    The Vice City bit with the phone and the old lady at the burger place are the best ones, always makes me laugh.

  • @guhrizzlybaire
    @guhrizzlybaire 2 роки тому +36

    Lol Zach's improv of Tails being a social outcast and inventing a terrible machine basically came true in the new sonic show. He made a doc ock suit and didn't have any friends

  • @sabastianstevens6402
    @sabastianstevens6402 2 роки тому +61

    17:53 As an Illinoian that grew up calling them suckers, I'm glad to see this representation on OneyPlays

    • @poperaccoon
      @poperaccoon 2 роки тому +3

      we say sucker in texas idk why

    • @NHTrojan1831
      @NHTrojan1831 2 роки тому

      Iowan here that’s always called them suckers

    • @DexterousRed
      @DexterousRed 2 роки тому +1

      @@poperaccoon Speak for yourself, lmao

    • @superubergoober
      @superubergoober Рік тому +1

      we say sucker in alabama ik why

    • @itskelpo
      @itskelpo Рік тому

      we call them suckers here in minnesota too

  • @Guntherandross
    @Guntherandross 2 роки тому +26

    1:45 I've always imagined this part as a conversation between an inbred rich kid and his creepy dad in a basement about a scared woman who's chained up in the corner.

    • @colaithink
      @colaithink Рік тому +9

      Zach dropping the bit and immediately going “that’s really scary” always makes me laugh

  • @hxllxwpxint.
    @hxllxwpxint. 9 місяців тому +9

    "Well you did a very good job."
    "Fffuck youuu..."
    "Wha-what?"
    fucking tears

  • @redpandaguitars
    @redpandaguitars 2 роки тому +57

    I feel like each person in Oneyplays has brought something wonderful to our lives even if in a small way and I for one am thankful for that. Tomar please don't beast out and tear my face off though.

  • @madinalley1666
    @madinalley1666 2 роки тому +27

    I've heard the Hooters court skit like twenty times and it still cracks me up every single time

  • @Lore_from_Stars
    @Lore_from_Stars 2 роки тому +13

    holy fuck, corey interrupting zach with fake laughter causing him to actually laugh was gold
    he usually just powers through and adds to the bit

  • @Malconeous
    @Malconeous 2 роки тому +177

    "My niece done got bit by a copperhead" always hits like the first time

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 2 роки тому +4

      just like the grass, ricky?

    • @Malconeous
      @Malconeous 2 роки тому +6

      @@AVI-lh6rm go eat another cheeseburger, Randy

  • @FromThe36thChamber
    @FromThe36thChamber 28 днів тому +1

    Him describing movie plots like Planes Trains & Automobiles and pretending it’s his own life is prolly my favorite form of improv gaslighting

  • @stfu_grimmi
    @stfu_grimmi 2 роки тому +11

    I was fully concentrated on writing some stuff the whole time, until the McDonnalds improv part. For some reason, that bit made me burst out laughing. Woke everyone up too lmao

  • @bestwitch4414
    @bestwitch4414 2 роки тому +73

    7:52 is the best it never fails to make me laugh

    • @Sean_288
      @Sean_288 2 роки тому +21

      It is the shock and following silence of everyone in the room that gets me

  • @scary-goth-mother
    @scary-goth-mother 2 роки тому +62

    The Hooters trial is still the best bit

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile 2 роки тому +13

      I dunno. I thought it were noot.

    • @ElijahZaporteza
      @ElijahZaporteza 2 роки тому +4

      @Will B. julian is SO funny, i LOLLED!!

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +5

      Come to the stand, state your demand!

    • @brawlixer2864
      @brawlixer2864 Місяць тому

      He sounds like bilbo

  • @aca9874
    @aca9874 2 роки тому +64

    Their improv classes really paid off especially when $600,000 for each class was on the line

  • @thebridgegaurd7488
    @thebridgegaurd7488 2 роки тому +24

    26:52 is the best tails line ever uttered

  • @saunterrrr
    @saunterrrr 7 місяців тому +4

    Zach telling Chris he had a neighbor in his 40s play pokemon with him as a child is the greatest moment in internet history.

  • @nicholasnieman8610
    @nicholasnieman8610 8 місяців тому +8

    "i want to kiss a girl that looks like me* should be a smiling friends episode, it sounds like a good b-plot lol

  • @PuunPuunpp
    @PuunPuunpp Рік тому +22

    Rule 1 of improv: "I know people who DIED at that shit man"

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 2 роки тому +51

    Everyone talks about "Gandolf was a type of gollum", but let's give credit to "Tomar, did you know Aragorn and Gollum are related?"
    - Chris "This is not a joke" O'Neal

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyams 2 роки тому +59

    "I swear to god this is true" and he continues to tell a story that is an absolute lie.
    I love Zach Hadel so much I want to marry him.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 2 роки тому +12

    I can't quite pinpoint what it is about the Oney style of improv that makes me laugh. It's genuinely just on the cusp of being the "lol random" humor they make fun of, but there's something to it that completely makes it different.

  • @MeesterMan00
    @MeesterMan00 2 роки тому +48

    Glad it opens with one of my favorite bits of the year.

    • @WakoDoodle
      @WakoDoodle 2 роки тому +1

      They should make a movie about it or something ^^

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +1

      @@WakoDoodle Nah, that would never work.

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky 2 роки тому +21

    Chris/Ding Dong: “Julian you’re X”
    Julian: “I’m X”

  • @dextergrif
    @dextergrif Рік тому +10

    “Gandalf is a type of Gollum” is a sentence I think about a lot

  • @anikivan1
    @anikivan1 2 роки тому +36

    Thank God the boys took improv classes

  • @radbuffman3487
    @radbuffman3487 2 роки тому +18

    Draco malformed kills me no matter how many times I hear it

  • @Neon_SilverFox
    @Neon_SilverFox 2 роки тому +45

    I miss Ding Dong's calm yet alert monotone voice.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +12

      Ding Dong done got bit by a copperhead

  • @jameslandry7279
    @jameslandry7279 Рік тому +5

    1:02:15 😂😂😂
    The first time I heard Zach hesitate to say something nasty. Absolutely killed me 😂😂

  • @SweetKeyCo
    @SweetKeyCo 2 роки тому +34

    pro tip: binge watch these videos to get instantly funnier

  • @BunnLilah
    @BunnLilah 2 роки тому +13

    24:33 Probably one of the most childish ones but I still laughed hard at it

  • @RatTailSoup4
    @RatTailSoup4 2 роки тому +13

    cory just laughing crazily was probably the best part for me

  • @Superbuchi
    @Superbuchi 2 роки тому +90

    Wow the compilations have really been coming in hot, these past few weeks

    • @xanderkhan73
      @xanderkhan73 2 роки тому +39

      December is when youtube pays out their highest amounts for ads thanks to sponsors shilling for christmas so it's pretty sensible to put out the best content this time of year

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 2 роки тому +9

      (Completed series volume 1)

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 2 роки тому +23

      That’s because sadly, Oneyplays will be cancelled on January 6th 2023. This is their farewell to us.

    • @Superbuchi
      @Superbuchi 2 роки тому +1

      @@iost5459 Good riddance.

    • @Helm-0
      @Helm-0 2 роки тому +10

      @@xanderkhan73 I'd buy an Oneyplays DVD set to be honest, it could come with a little artbook of all the tumbnails that they used.

  • @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004
    @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004 Рік тому +21

    1:48:15 my stomach always hurts from laughing at this bit 😂

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 2 роки тому +39

    That brave obese woman trained Chris and Zach well

  • @D00dman
    @D00dman 2 роки тому +11

    1:02:02 the nervousness from Zach cause he doesnt want to make it dirty is hilarious

  • @trevorohman8196
    @trevorohman8196 2 роки тому +11

    i love how every bit has to have one of them say “this is not a joke”

  • @GrinningAries
    @GrinningAries 2 роки тому +6

    People can give Cory a hard time, but the "I'm only the cameraman" to me proves he is brilliant, even if it's in his own way.

  • @nangstv5278
    @nangstv5278 2 роки тому +43

    Really makes you want to spend $600 on improv lessons

  • @Will31999
    @Will31999 Рік тому +4

    42:25 the way he says "the ice cubes hurt my teeth" genuinely kills me

  • @willb.7417
    @willb.7417 2 роки тому +13

    4:38 is THE best zach laugh in the history of this channel

  • @sweet-nessu
    @sweet-nessu Рік тому +8

    12:02 The mango bit is one of the best they’ve ever done.

  • @940351579
    @940351579 Рік тому +3

    I will never tire of the "Gandalf is a type of Gollum" no matter how many times I hear it.

  • @knotbots
    @knotbots 2 роки тому +12

    "I promise to never harm children"
    Kubrick stares:

    • @Milkthrow
      @Milkthrow Рік тому

      Jesus Christ, that's hilarious lmao

  • @vrakathen9332
    @vrakathen9332 2 роки тому +7

    Thank you blessed boys for giving us so many compilations before before y’all go on vacation. Happy holidays boys, make sure y’all give Zach’s little fetus tube snow globe a good shake before you guys leave!