@@Carbine64 i would honestly love to be at the same level of fame as him. at that level of fame/infamy, you essentially become a brand and can market yourself. if i were CWC, i would be in talks about producing merchandise, movies, and even shitty games. the problem is that Chris-chan is a lazy entitled piece of shit that refuses to work or be productive. he really needs a manager to handle the business side of things so that he can start supporting himself off his insanity.
"In a 2010 e-mail exchange with a woman, Chris stated that he learned Santa wasn’t real around age 16 or 17, but finally “gave up on him” at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row." Ho Ho Holy Shiiiiiii- 😐
I can't believe how much Chris-Chan lore they can recall instantly. Chris isn't just being random at 13:20 when he talks about leaving coffee in the bathroom - Chris-Chan's house burned down a few years ago because he wired up a coffee machine using extension cables and left it inside a bathroom filled with half-full mugs of water everywhere because it was the only accessible tap in his parent's hoarder home
Well Chris *is* friends with Cory, and Cory was involved with Chris Chan trolling back in the day. He created Sonichu: The Animated Series and was one of the judges for the Ian Brandon Anderson vs. TRUE and HONEST Chris Chan SingStar Competition.
its because they were born in that exact time frame to be raised with the growth of the internet but nobody realized yet that documenting your entire life on there is unsafe and a bad idea
The joke is funnier and/or sadder when you remember Chris actually believes his dad and Ted Bundy became dimension-hopping half Sonichus in the afterlife
@@ZeldaCDI99 you go to hell it's just mega CwCville and all of Chris's X-rated videos play on every TV including the X rated moments that haven't been documented 24/7.
@@doosca7088 YOOO I completely skipped out on it while waiting for an official complete YIIK video goddamn I missed my favorite lads! tysm for informing me, I'm absolutely giving it a watch now
I hope the guys have seen that interview Chris-chan did with Count Dankula, he talks about race or something and then just randomly starts imitating fat Albert
NC gets requests from oney viewers to review sonichu and because its a comic he has to kidnap linkara who no olonger wants to be associated with him. months after they absoluetly tear sonichu apart they are at a convention where chris-chan uses the sock from kirby’s epic yarn but its sticky and it has sonichu clay on it “I’m gonna teach you a lessen for rispectin my story hmm.” and all three of them get sucked into “sonichu’s electric yarn” while Doug screams in a vortex. avgn swings in on glowing brown rope potruding from a coffee can stuck to his ass. “You dumb fuck, you trapped us in this hell I’d rather play Dr. Jecyl and Mr.Hyde while guzzling diarhea than spend another moment in here..” “language we say h e double hockey stiiicks”
- Fat Albert, Simpsons, and Rugrats are the sequel trilogy - Robbie Rotten is in a league of his own - Linkara is grouped together with the Critic and the rest of Channel Awesome
“My Dad can’t be a spy, he’s Christian Weston Chandler!” should be a show. And it’s revealed the Chris-Chan we know is just in a fat suit, prosthetics, and makeup. But I’m not sure how to factor in the trolls...
If Chrischan has teleportation powers the most unlucky thing they would do is teleport into a girls locker room thinking they’d be getting lucky, only for it to be full of the most angry, violent, man hating Butch lesbians. And then his teleportation powers wouldn’t work anymore.
Me being actually Chris Chan’s neighbor, I heard bob screaming at him and Chris just crying, they also had many complaints from the rest of the neighborhood
Honestly, I think it’s hilarious Zach made Chris’s list of enemies but all Zach said about Chris was asking how he was doing during the pandemic and agreeing that the convention getting shit down sucks lol
@@1Superchops He* only reason he considers himself as female is because he openly admitted that it was a ploy to up his chances of getting laid by a lesbian. Which is why he is still only attracted to women. Super disrespectful to consider him a she. But He stated anyone affiliated with Oneyplays so that involves Corey yeah
@@yggdrasil2 honestly man, I can’t remember where, but I remember watching one of his uploads where he admits he went female to expand his “dating pool” in hopes that if he is a “lady” it’ll up his chances of getting laid with a lesbian. Why do you think he’s still adamant about still being attracted to only females? Because he’s not really into it he just wants laid and to be pampered even if it’s by a lesbian. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, he wants another mom who will take care of him and fuck him, which is why he started screwing his mom. He’s not subtle at all.
@Captain VG he got married to Magi-Chan, Sylvana Rosechu, Mewtwo, and Cryzel Rosechu. These are all fictional characters either belonging from Chris or other people, yet he believes that these characters are not only real, but that he is married to them.
I'm so glad to see this. I've been weirdly fascinated with Chris Chan since 2010, and I first found the OneyPlays Chris-Chan compilation a few years ago. It was the first exposure I ever had to OneyPlays, and now I watch Oney all the dang time, hah. Great stuff. Thanks for the upload!
Thank you so much for this, I started watching GenoSamuel’s Chris Chan series after putting it off for so long and it reminded me of all the times oney and friends made references and jokes :’)
I can't get into Christory via the CWCki/any of the serious documentaries without getting bummed out, so hearing it via OneyPlays jokes/convos is the best way for me.
Ayy Tone He might be a total dipshit as well, but I always feel bad for him when people rock up to the village and actually vandalize his gaff and probably annoy the shit out of neighbors. Not that ChrisChans trolls don’t take it too far (they fuckin do), but showing up at your gaff to harass you in person is crossing the line
Freaky friday with bob and christian Chandler instead of jamie lee curtis and lindsay lohan would be my new favorite movie Also, i love how they try following chris' pronouns, despite how hes obviously just doing that shit because he thinks most girls are lesbians, so he'll have a better chance as a girl
SOURCES IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
0:00 - 0:29 Getting All the Gems Crash 1 EP17 ( ua-cam.com/video/7pX0QlPxa90/v-deo.html ) (Harry Potter Chris Chan)
0:30 - 1:21 Pikmin EP4 ( ua-cam.com/video/C5pWd5hTXy4/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Spy Kids)
1:22 - 2:09 Jumping Flash Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/9BnKu5zKz2o/v-deo.html ) (Virgin with rage/Stone Age)
2:10 - 2:16 Bloodborne Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/_2Jfeiyp98s/v-deo.html ) (Get that goddang thing outta there)
2:17 - 3:18 Ape Escape EP2 ( ua-cam.com/video/zMOYj2M_0Lo/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Sushi)
3:18 - 3:27 Illbleed Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/MBN3RPHqLBE/v-deo.html ) (I'm not autistic I swear)
3:27 - 3:39 Yo Noid 2 EP3 ( ua-cam.com/video/B__stfkJ1z0/v-deo.html ) (I'm Workin On It Weird Al)
3:39 - 4:44 Super Monkey Ball Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/JBdHqDywOKo/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Taunting a Bird/360)
4:44 - 5:03 F-Zero X Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/OvTsW_W0cUU/v-deo.html ) (Freaky Friday)
6:31 - 6:45 Bloodborne Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/_2Jfeiyp98s/v-deo.html ) (I'm breadin' on it)
6:45 - 7:22 KH2 EP 26 ( ua-cam.com/video/RptLnf7A4Gs/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Keyblade/Sonichu Sword)
7:22 - 8:27 KH2 EP 26 ( ua-cam.com/video/RptLnf7A4Gs/v-deo.html ) (Kingdom Hearts CWCVille)
8:27 - 8:44 more worms... ( ua-cam.com/video/sEFyeGPmHV8/v-deo.html ) ( Poor Enword )
8:44 - 10:09 Sonic Adventure Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/R9qdZNZPbXY/v-deo.html ) (New Sonic game/Afterlife is CWCville)
10:09 - 10:33 Shenmue Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/qlsTECtarVI/v-deo.html ) (Love Quest)
10:33 - 12:13 KH1 EP22 ( ua-cam.com/video/7HCy_PfZsVg/v-deo.html ) (Texas Tuck)
12:13 - 12:50 Sonic A2B EP1 ( ua-cam.com/video/jUfpYfAwCUU/v-deo.html ) (Sonic's Unclit)
12:50 - 13:02 Jet Set Radio Future Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/hT1V3Ray6Ms/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan is a Liar)
13:02 - 13:55 KH1 EP19 ( ua-cam.com/video/JPC-29ZqAeU/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan causes Chernobyl)
13:55 - 14:11 Mario Artist Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/nVtbnGnCQUA/v-deo.html ) (I'm workin' on it Julian, Thanks UncleYuu)
14:11 - 14:40 KH1 EP13 ( ua-cam.com/video/PaExI5O4I0A/v-deo.html ) (Tuckersville Virginia)
14:40 - 15:12 Super Mario Odyssey Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/C1OV_magiDo/v-deo.html ) (Fuckersville)
15:12 - 15:51 Crash Wrath of Cortex EP 2 ( ua-cam.com/video/j9LvTJ2I2GE/v-deo.html ) (Cory recites Chris Chan)
15:51 - 16:09 Banjo Kazooie Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/qQ0GkTtm5hY/v-deo.html ) (Just doing a chris chan impression)
19:09 - 16:20 Pokemon Red EP10 ( ua-cam.com/video/RhiBjtDAOq8/v-deo.html ) ( Baby Got Back)
16:20 - 16:42 LFD2 EP 2 ( ua-cam.com/video/Ekb13I1vLEg/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Coronavirus)
16:42 - 16:56 Marble Blast Ultra Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/oQv_itiGh0c/v-deo.html ) (But in the stone age)
16:56 - 17:02 RE3 Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/tpA58Q6zhl4/v-deo.html ) (Video of Chris Chan Plays)
17:02 - 17:11 Mario 64 Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/itPdFlgeX70/v-deo.html ) (I'm sorry, I'm workin' on it)
17:11 - 17:32 Yooka Laylee Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/Bf4kH3m-sB0/v-deo.html ) (Baseball)
17:32 - 17:56 Hercules Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/mEpRfSNZZPk/v-deo.html ) (Herculad)
17:56 - 18:11 Rugrats SFR EP10 Finale ( ua-cam.com/video/nbRmVWVyTaE/v-deo.html ) (Tour of the House)
18:11 - 18:26 Shenmue Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/qlsTECtarVI/v-deo.html ) (Sonichu Gatchapon)
18:27 - 18:52 Spider Man 2 EP 3 ( ua-cam.com/video/183fwR5uEeo/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Peter Parker)
18:52 - 19:06 American Truck Sim Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/zvbxF3ufwz4/v-deo.html ) (Doug Funnie Is Chris Chan)
19:06 - 19:21 Crash 3 Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/KBm_U564pI8/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan and Planet Dolan)
19:21 - 20:05 Devotion EP1 ( ua-cam.com/video/avuY8FcQ0sA/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Drawing/Asian Chris Chan)
20:06 - 20:12 NG Flash Games Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/eDYCXNXhrds/v-deo.html ) (Christine)
20:12 - 21:17 Loco Roco EP2 ( ua-cam.com/video/s_j-kP8EPPg/v-deo.html ) (Little Big Planet)
21:17 - 21:25 NG Flash Games Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/eDYCXNXhrds/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan Susan Boyle)
21:25 - 22:31 Sonic 3 Finale ( ua-cam.com/video/Z5QfqRZpWVI/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan in the Sonic Movie)
22:31 - 22:43 Rayman Origins Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/DPNz6C7EN6U/v-deo.html ) (Chris Angel Chan,Thanks UncleYuu)
22:43 - 23:45 Gex Complete ( ua-cam.com/video/mMzBnStSAV4/v-deo.html ) (Blaze the Movie Fan, Chris Chan and Motherfucker Mike)
23:45 - 24:08 HL2 EP2 ( ua-cam.com/video/oW4PtqJkm74/v-deo.html ) (Chris Chan's Dimentional Portal)
Hebblewater2 you’re getting a subscribe from me just from the effort of that time stamp post. You are a god
youre the best compilation maker just for this. oh my god. love you, subscribing
Awesome dude. This is the comp I have been looking for.
Not only putting in the time stamp and source video, but also the SPECIFIC conversation topics of each one? Blessed. Subscribed.
Thanks
"If Chris-chan had teleportation" is the most horrifying combination of words I can possibly think of
What about if Chris-Chan and Trump got into the teleporters from The Fly and merged?
@@EsteemedReptile Horrifying.
@@EsteemedReptile Great! Thanks for the next 3 months of nightmares!
@@EsteemedReptile if narcissism became a person
@@EsteemedReptile Horrifying realization: _Trump is a boomer Chris-Chan._
Going from the hyper serious and depressing chris chan documentary to this is a wild ride.
Same ! I feel bad when they make fun of him now
@@Omar-bi9zn I wouldn't go that far
Omar Don’t ever feel bad for Chris.
I can’t bring myself to watch cause I know it will be depressing
@@heresRIPLEY what's wrong with you?
The worst part of being a christorian is that you know where every single one of these references came from
Best, worst... the line is blurring.
😐
It's crazy. It sometimes makes you wanna wish you don't know where these references came from and then find them "funny".
I think you mean best
@High Definition A hell of a lot of things.
Chris Chan actually put Oney in the list of his enemies he posted on Twitter. Well then..chris and ding dong and jullian finally made Christory.
pretty sure everyone in the world already knows that
@@evandrogge6399 I didn't
@@thegreatgamelord8640 well you should be a better christorian then
@@evandrogge6399 Okay NERD
@@thegreatgamelord8640 lmao
“Don’t ever give him an inch or he’ll take 100 miles” is the funniest and most accurate Chris Chan description after all the shit in the documentary.
Barb: Shows even the slightest care for Chris
Chris: "Sweet Home Alabama"
"I'll respect your pronouns"
Then he takes a delusion of divinity in the next five years
Chris Chan made a full comprehensive list of his “enemies” and put Chris and Zack on it.
I saw that lol.
@Talkin’ Timb nor is Julian and DingDong.
@Talkin’ Timb wait, ding dong is gay? I thought he had a girlfriend?
What really? Haha
Zach's too powerful to be taken down by Christine
The story of Chris Chan is one with no heroes. Only villains. At least there’s a lot of funny jokes to make.
Special K truly he represents the lowest the internet has gone, both as a perpetrator and victim...
Sad truth
Just like Tiger King
Sonichu is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Honestly I'm still not sure what happened with him. All I know is that he was bullied, Sonichu exist and now he's transgender.
I get wildly uncomfortable every time I hear Chris-Chan doing his signature sigh/moan.
I've never seen a video of Chris chan and I'm kinda scared
you think that alone is uncomfortable? i saw the short video where CWC played with his nipples
I get a wild woody every time I hear Chris-Chan sigh/moan
Platinum that’s pretty wild
@@numbersbubble do you realize, Do *You* Realize?
“Why do they call it incest if there aren’t any insects hmmmm?”
There were probably multiple insects on the bed when it happened
@@JM-hj3sm The insects drove him to do it.
“Why do they call it incense if it doesn’t involved diddling your own mom?”
OH NO
@@soundsculptor3549 you ain't wrong
No matter how depressed or angry you feel, just remember..you'll never be Chris-Chan.
😞feels bad man
Also remember for better or worse you'll never be more famous or infamous than Chris-chan either.
@@SneedBass I doubt anyone would wanna be remembered like Chris-chan, but to each their own.
@@Carbine64 i would honestly love to be at the same level of fame as him. at that level of fame/infamy, you essentially become a brand and can market yourself. if i were CWC, i would be in talks about producing merchandise, movies, and even shitty games. the problem is that Chris-chan is a lazy entitled piece of shit that refuses to work or be productive. he really needs a manager to handle the business side of things so that he can start supporting himself off his insanity.
I wish I was Chris Chan
"he's not killing himself he's going to another demension"
Oney Plays predicts Chris and Sonichu swiching bodies
Chris wanted to be in smash Bros so he dropped his GameCube into his bath
Sometimes it's Magi-chan and Mewtwo too
he's going into another dementia attack
Wait what
@@Frog101_Real Chris Chan is convinced that he is currently Sonichu stuck within Chris Chan's flesh and bone
I feel like "You choppa the sushi? You unchoppa the sushi." Was far too underappreciated.
I like how the broken English Japanese chef attacks Chris with witty wordplay 😂
Why?
“They could condemn our restaurant and we would have to move outta here!” had me in stitches
@@HOTD108_ cuz Chris Chan's dad told him "you uploaded those pictures to the internet, now unload them"
You cannot pepperspray the customers, Chris Chan. You cannot pepperspray the sushi.
"How's that escape tunnel coming along?"
*(Chris in Prison with a plastic spoon)*
_"I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!"_
"Now you listen to me, if you don't use that gotdang spoon to escape we'll be condemned here forever"
@@kreatona4219
"mmm....im gonna use it anyway...."
PFFF
"How's finding my wife's g-spot coming along?"
"I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!"
"You better!"
Oh this made my entire week haha.
"Chris Chan working in a sushi place."
That's one of the least likely "what ifs" I've ever heard.
“chris chan working” is just as unlikely
Thomas Arrington I’M WORKIN ON IT
He did work at wendy's for awhile
@@lordvoxelrot8834 sure, more than a decade ago. He has degenerated significantly since.
He would probably burn the building down if he comes anywhere near a kitchen.
"In a 2010 e-mail exchange with a woman, Chris stated that he learned Santa wasn’t real around age 16 or 17, but finally “gave up on him” at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row."
Ho Ho Holy Shiiiiiii- 😐
If Chris had gotten a gf by then he'd still believe in Santa
And probably not be in jail OR be in jail earlier
Nothing wrong with that. I'm still giving him 2 years.
Wait, what video is this from?
@Clever Name you ever see the earlier videos of how he feels about women? He'd have landed in jail over a decade earlier
That's why he stopped believing in God and started worshipping Waifus instead.
I can't believe how much Chris-Chan lore they can recall instantly. Chris isn't just being random at 13:20 when he talks about leaving coffee in the bathroom - Chris-Chan's house burned down a few years ago because he wired up a coffee machine using extension cables and left it inside a bathroom filled with half-full mugs of water everywhere because it was the only accessible tap in his parent's hoarder home
a true christorian
@@PodreyJenkin138 it gets sadder
Why were there mugs
Every detail I learn about Chris-Chan makes me wonder more about the existence of the divine
Well Chris *is* friends with Cory, and Cory was involved with Chris Chan trolling back in the day. He created Sonichu: The Animated Series and was one of the judges for the Ian Brandon Anderson vs. TRUE and HONEST Chris Chan SingStar Competition.
Oh my god, it's not just the original.
IT'S A DIRECTOR'S CUT!
#ReleaseTheHebblewaterCut
Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series
Is that what Chris called it when he sliced his taint open? "The Director's Cut"
@@BrendanSlob nah, that’s what they call his dorky hair.
Ding Dong does the absolute best Chris-chan voice.
He really doses 🤣
0:51 Julian does a great Liquid Chris
0:49
4:59 the best one
1:41
2:31
4:00
5:44
5:49
@@frogg002 My favorites are "I FEEL ANGER TOWARDS YOU!" and "I'm workin' on it!"
the little "hn?" at the end really sells it.
And that one time Tomar did it unironicaly 😂
chris chan is probably the most thoroughly documented human in history
its because they were born in that exact time frame to be raised with the growth of the internet but nobody realized yet that documenting your entire life on there is unsafe and a bad idea
@@hatsuseno too bad we don't know enough of his childhood
Captain Mercury his parents never bought him the wolverine figure on his birthday. Theres that
IIRC he actually is
@@hatsuseno 😔
The part about cwcville being the afterlife gets me every time
"Muslims, you stand over here"
The joke is funnier and/or sadder when you remember Chris actually believes his dad and Ted Bundy became dimension-hopping half Sonichus in the afterlife
If I die and end up in CWCville, I'm going to demand I be sent to hell instead.
@@ZeldaCDI99 I was going to say eternal torment is better than CWCville but they're the same thing
@@ZeldaCDI99 you go to hell it's just mega CwCville and all of Chris's X-rated videos play on every TV including the X rated moments that haven't been documented 24/7.
I miss hearing Julian running out of breath while laughing
His laugh is very contagious
good news
@@doosca7088
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@@TheNSJaws him and ding dong came back for the Yiik play through
@@doosca7088 YOOO
I completely skipped out on it while waiting for an official complete YIIK video
goddamn I missed my favorite lads! tysm for informing me, I'm absolutely giving it a watch now
"Hes one of the virgins we promised you"
The rest are sonic ocs
What the *FUCK* is this place!
Not anymore
@@charliepaglini2466 awful awful awful , I screamed for like 20 mins nonono
I hope the guys have seen that interview Chris-chan did with Count Dankula, he talks about race or something and then just randomly starts imitating fat Albert
When the Oney Plays running jokes combine
Im sorry he did what? I know what im watching next
@@PigMan161 what a wild crossover event
The dimension merger is close at hand...
What.
I wonder if their Chris Chan jokes will stop entirely, or increase, due to recent revelations.
Definitely increase
IM WORKING ON IT
A lot of normies id imagine. Cant wait for him to become a tik tok sensation
@@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow what if some dumb tiktoker tried making making a shitty copy of the UA-cam documentary lol?
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero they probably reposted it already.
I love the concept of Bob Chandler advising his son to do a Texas tuck during a family reunion.
Oh god this is so much worse now, holy fucking shit
Not like this...
oof
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, 🤣🤣🤣
What's a texas tuck, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TEXAS TUCK!
If Chris Chan had teleportation he’d be a literal boogeyman
Like the meat canyon depiction of Sheldon Cooper but worse
*Teleports out of prison cell into Barbs room*
Glad Julian corrected them and told them that the medallion wasn't made out of clay, but rather, CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC
AND ACRYLIC *PAINT*
IF I WANTED PAPER I WOULD GO TO WALMART AND PAY 5 DOLLARS FOR _FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS!!_
The delivery of the line “my dad cant be a spy he’s christian weston chandler” is impeccable
Ding Dong's Chris Chan impression is great
"They are uuh my personal aarmy"
Sounds seamless
Chris Chan and Doug walker need a crossover
Chris would probably have doug in a water well telling him to approve of her latest sonichu snuff film script before he hoses him.
Doug would bury Chris under all of his angry, and chris would end up crapping his pants. It would be a bad day for anyone around.
NC gets requests from oney viewers to review sonichu and because its a comic he has to kidnap linkara who no olonger wants to be associated with him. months after they absoluetly tear sonichu apart they are at a convention where chris-chan uses the sock from kirby’s epic yarn but its sticky and it has sonichu clay on it “I’m gonna teach you a lessen for rispectin my story hmm.” and all three of them get sucked into “sonichu’s electric yarn” while Doug screams in a vortex. avgn swings in on glowing brown rope potruding from a coffee can stuck to his ass. “You dumb fuck, you trapped us in this hell I’d rather play Dr. Jecyl and Mr.Hyde while guzzling diarhea than spend another moment in here..” “language we say h e double hockey stiiicks”
Ricardo Webb yeah “avgn swings in on glowing brown rope”.
somebody continue this
Chris' impression of Chris Chan makes my oily pores ooze with delight
Delete this
Dingdong’s is markedly better
Why isn’t there an option to report this for Genocide
This horrible yet amazing
That's just excess oil
"Chris, what are you doing out on that dance floor?"
"I'M TWERKIN' ON IT."
Thanks now imagining shaking his…🤢🤮
I ' M W O R K I N O N I T
YA BETTER!!!
I DON'T GET IT
NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU REALIZE
YOU UPLOADED IT, YOU UNLOAD IT
4:58 is one of the best CWC impressions I've heard
*THE HOLY TRINITY OF ONEYPLAYS COMPILATIONS IS COMPLETE ONCE AGAIN*
*CHRIS CHAN, NOSTALGIA CRITIC, AND GOOFY*
What about Fat Albert then?
@@carl7810 Fat Albert is beyond our mortal understanding. He's too powerful to be among these 3
Don’t forget Robbie rotten
@@carl7810 Fat Albert would be in another trinity with Simpsons and Inspector Gadget
- Fat Albert, Simpsons, and Rugrats are the sequel trilogy
- Robbie Rotten is in a league of his own
- Linkara is grouped together with the Critic and the rest of Channel Awesome
4:59 Ding dong's impression was so good
“My Dad can’t be a spy, he’s Christian Weston Chandler!” should be a show. And it’s revealed the Chris-Chan we know is just in a fat suit, prosthetics, and makeup. But I’m not sure how to factor in the trolls...
Other spies pretending to be trolls
p0lish beer YES! THEY HELP KEEP THE PERSONA GOING!
Russians. But then you might attract the people that love watching West Wing.
@@streeterville773 Viewers are viewers.
They're all part of Chris's troll
Chris Chan: _hmph_
"....yeah"
Mmm...yeah...
The penny in the toaster causing the events that happened in Chernobyl is one of the funniest things I've heard.
I love thinking that if this is true, everyone has the ability to just create the next chernobal in their own home
I love how happy Ding Dong gets when Oney calls burn victims "burger boys".
Chris Chan would teleport himself so he's clipped through a wall and he says oh man and sighs over and over for the rest of eternity.
I have been wanting this back for almost 2 years, from the bottom of my heart I thank you my friend, you truly are an absolute legend.
This made me realise how Chris Chan low-key sounds like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
He made a custom Meatwad Guitar Hero guitar
Ironically enough though his actual impression of Meatwad as seen in his Flipnotes is downright terrible.
It's the southern twang
No, but Zack certainly does.
13:28
Chris Chan’s conversation with the judge gonna be like.
“IT WAS AN ASSIDENT”
1:21 The Chris and Barb situation summed up in one sentence.
Julian saying "I don't want it!" Fits pretty well too
I'm appalled and disgusted again, thanks!
That's a good comment
There’s still no proof it was rape
I haven't watched OneyPlays in a while. I forgot how great Ding Dong's comedic timing is.
If Chrischan has teleportation powers the most unlucky thing they would do is teleport into a girls locker room thinking they’d be getting lucky, only for it to be full of the most angry, violent, man hating Butch lesbians. And then his teleportation powers wouldn’t work anymore.
All I can picture is the Buffalo Gals from Cow and Chicken beating the shit out of Chris Chan
Or just teleport anywhere in Saudi arabia.
Cooper tell him Sonichu is there
He may end up doing that, just without teleportation
Unlucky for him, lucky for the rest of the world
Is it bad that "I'm working on it" has entered my lexicon in recent weeks because of this video?
I work in an ice cream shop and everytime I hear someone saying they're working on an order, "I'm workin on it" immediately plays in my head
Go work on it
@@HomekittyL2 "You served that ice cream, now go unserve it!"
"IM WORKIN ON IT"
Chris does a very good CWC impression while also sounding nothing like CWC
His voice isn't quite right but his cadence is spot on.
He has the essence of Chris but not the voice.
@@voidshiftR Essence of Chris sounds like the most cursed perfume
@@Kokara1352 All the senile old women will instantly fall for you.
sounds like liquid
Chris, are you gonna break out of prison?
"I'm working on it!"
Congratulations to Zach and Chris on becoming canon to the ongoing CWC story!
Me being actually Chris Chan’s neighbor, I heard bob screaming at him and Chris just crying, they also had many complaints from the rest of the neighborhood
Are you serious?
I hope you’re lying. That sounds like hell.
To those that are regarding yes I was his neighbor, but my family and I have moved so now we are rid of the chandlers.
How long did you live next to them? Thats fuckin crazy
Do you have any other stories about Chris Chan in your neighborhood?
When they started singing Christian and the Hedgehog Boys I was very surprised at how good the imitation was
I just realized they said "I am the mayor of Rugratz!"
and not
"I am the mayor of regrets!"
And Chris is Bob’s symbolism of his regrets.
I lose it every time they say “I’M WORKIN ON IT”
Honestly, I think it’s hilarious Zach made Chris’s list of enemies but all Zach said about Chris was asking how he was doing during the pandemic and agreeing that the convention getting shit down sucks lol
did she even put Corey on that list at any point?
@@1Superchops He* only reason he considers himself as female is because he openly admitted that it was a ploy to up his chances of getting laid by a lesbian. Which is why he is still only attracted to women. Super disrespectful to consider him a she.
But He stated anyone affiliated with Oneyplays so that involves Corey yeah
@@asneakylawngnome5792 When did he admit that?
@@yggdrasil2 honestly man, I can’t remember where, but I remember watching one of his uploads where he admits he went female to expand his “dating pool” in hopes that if he is a “lady” it’ll up his chances of getting laid with a lesbian. Why do you think he’s still adamant about still being attracted to only females? Because he’s not really into it he just wants laid and to be pampered even if it’s by a lesbian. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, he wants another mom who will take care of him and fuck him, which is why he started screwing his mom. He’s not subtle at all.
@@asneakylawngnome5792they never said that
I recently learned that Chris Chan got married on my birthday and I’m upset.
what the fuck to who?
Captain VG imaginary friends
@Captain VG he got married to Magi-Chan, Sylvana Rosechu, Mewtwo, and Cryzel Rosechu. These are all fictional characters either belonging from Chris or other people, yet he believes that these characters are not only real, but that he is married to them.
Laser Blast Studios good god lmao
Laser Blast Studios
Jesus the names alone make me cringe hard
I'm so glad to see this. I've been weirdly fascinated with Chris Chan since 2010, and I first found the OneyPlays Chris-Chan compilation a few years ago. It was the first exposure I ever had to OneyPlays, and now I watch Oney all the dang time, hah. Great stuff. Thanks for the upload!
Thank you so much for this, I started watching GenoSamuel’s Chris Chan series after putting it off for so long and it reminded me of all the times oney and friends made references and jokes :’)
Chris Chan posted on Twitter talking about finding the pepper spray joke funny and laughing.
Ironic since Oney is on Chris’s hate list.
.
It means nothing now
I can't get into Christory via the CWCki/any of the serious documentaries without getting bummed out, so hearing it via OneyPlays jokes/convos is the best way for me.
1:21 ooh boy did this age well
Theres actually a german Chris Chan, hes called Drachenlord
Ja
@@Double400 Dr. Hans Asberger
They gotta fight
@@Wafflyy Drachenlord is obviously gonna win though. I maybe wrong but I think he actually beat up some of the people trespassing.
Ayy Tone
He might be a total dipshit as well, but I always feel bad for him when people rock up to the village and actually vandalize his gaff and probably annoy the shit out of neighbors.
Not that ChrisChans trolls don’t take it too far (they fuckin do), but showing up at your gaff to harass you in person is crossing the line
Who's here after, well, you know.
Me
What do onetplays think of the Chris chan stuff?
@@AC-gm6dr Chris sent a tweet which was just "..."
The Barb situation?
This is killing me. "you cannot pepper spray the sushi"
9:44 "These were the virgins we promised you" I'm dying
Sonichu informed me of how radical and extreme this whackin' compilation would be
You know exactly why I'm here
‘I’m workin on it’ has become part of my daily phrases hahaha
Chris Chan trading places with Bob is really sinister foreshadowing
Freaky friday with bob and christian Chandler instead of jamie lee curtis and lindsay lohan would be my new favorite movie
Also, i love how they try following chris' pronouns, despite how hes obviously just doing that shit because he thinks most girls are lesbians, so he'll have a better chance as a girl
Then Bob's body dies when Chris is in it. That would be a plot twist.
This is the perfect time to get a Chirschan recommendation again
“Hey Chris chan, how’s the prison escape plains coming along? we need to get outta here before the guards notice.”
*IM WORKING ON IT*
@Water King "We'll be out when we're out!" - Linkara in prison
Well I.... You already know why you're here.
Pain
Seems, we're all here today after his little fumble, hm?
Sometimes when I’m alone I do impressions of Chris Chan saying “IM WORKIN’ ON IT!” to myself because of Oneyplays
I can’t wait to see what they say about the most recent events with Chris Chan
hehh yeah
Chris twitted "..."
21:36 we really should’ve listened to Cory…..
Cory the prophet
1:41 That impression was spot on.
"You loaded it, you unload it!"
"I'm workin' on it!"
- Ian Brandon Anderson
Chris's SECOND favorite internet celebrity. (The first one being Doug Walker of course)
Turns out in this timeline if Chris switched body's with his dad it would've solved A LOT of problems......
"Your Honor, my client states that she had switched bodies with his father when the rape occured."
yeah chris wouldnt go to jail for fuckin barb
Oh I get it
problem's
I wish I couldn’t read
Screw "Aspie" or "Sperg".
My new label is burger boi.
Who knew that they were right about Chris Chan wanting to have sex with anything as long as it was a woman….
11:04 yeah......
Oh Christ
ding dong is a prophet
After hearing what he did to Barb... Oney and the gang are gonna have a FIELD DAY makin jokes.
I don't expect Chris to talk about him ever again, but boy do I want to hear what Nick Mullen from Cumtown has to say about it
“Replace Harry Potter with Chris-Chan”. That would honestly make me rewatch the entire series again
Glad to see someone making a new one after my old ones were victims of my old channel being terminated :D
Big ups Mexican64, you did good.
It all started here. I now am cursed with the continuous knowledge of the creator, Ian Brandon Anderson.
Now we wait for the Family Guy compilation.
For some reason I thought it was already a thing, cheers for the idea.
@@Hebblewater1 You're welcome
Here's a clip to start you off
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_"He left his coffeemaker on in Chernobyl's bathroom."_ 😂
Ifyou'rethegreatestwizardeverthenwhat'syourpatronus, hmm?
It's you, Harry!
This is a great Mother’s Day video
I retched slightly.
This is what got me into oneyplays thank you so much for bringing this back. I’ve been lost without it.
Chris Chan was so unlucky he teleported into his mom
Much darker compilation after the recent events
Guess Chris won’t be coming on the show
Lol
She'll be coming in her mom though
its okay I don't think that was ever gonna happen, Chris had oneyplays on his literal shitlist
@@christianpoole6473 HOLY SHIT
"she'll"
no
It's taken far too long for a Chris Chan comp to be made, I thank you for this.
"Ifa da hearuthu depatment found out what you putting in da sushi"
Almost pissed myself at the idea of Bob being some old Japanese sushi master
You know Chris Chan’s sushi rolls go down salty