it's simple if you only talk about the Clone conversation, but as long as I have the real conversation I don't care, you guys can have the Clone conversation as long as I have the real one.
The Pocket Hitler was really good. I think it might be the funniest due to the “What is a homoncolus?” Question and “I’d pour boiling milk on pocket hitler”
@@johnnybravo5726Not really. The clone literally didn't do anything wrong, you'd have to be an objectively evil messed up individual to torture it, it's a bad hypothetical. You can't even pass it off as absurd because Chris genuinely thinks it's "obvious" that everyone would. "Would you torture the real one" would make more sense as a hypothetical, it doesn't assume anything.
I always loved it when Julian tries to make a joke but it goes unnoticed only for Ding Dong to bring it back in the same moment; like the 80's phone call when Julian randomly brought up New Wave for nobody to laugh then Ding Dong just brings it back so it can be heard. that's freaking schweet.
I’m really sad about all the DingDong discourse and how the content hungry drama channels placed him in the spotlight. If all of that had slipped under the radar we’d still be hearing from those rascals.
Cloning in data science means an exact copy. So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell. Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone. Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved. Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size. Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height. And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size...,.
To this day I still defend Chris's clone conversation. Matt and Ding Dong wouldn't entertain such a small, trivial detail, all because it's not "technical" but as Chris literally said, calmly, "ITS A FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL"
@@madnessbound uhh let's say aliens come down from planet Makluu 4 in 1940 and scan Hitler's body. They're able to create a clone with all of its memories intact , but the mother ship gets blasted by allied tanks. We recover the aircraft, along with it's cloning technology, the Hitler clone, aaaaand a shrinking ray gun. Now, would you torture that clone or not?
@@madnessbound Cloning in data science means an exact copy. So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell. Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone. Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved. Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size. Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height. And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size..mm.
Technically you could defend Chris too. Cloning in data science means an exact copy. So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell. Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone. Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved. Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size. Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height. And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size.
1:12:47 matt saying he stopped associating with OneyPlays bc he felt pressured to put on an edgy persona for laughs and then saying shit like this unprompted and no one laughing is funny in itself
i'm with Chris on the Hitler hypothetical, they absolutely refused to question their own moral standings, which killed the argument before it got derailed into minutia.
I disagree. They absolutely answered his question, he just didn't like their answer, so he tried to put his own in their mouth, and move the goalposts nonsensically.
@@senorsnout4417 True, except for them screaming for elaboration and more details and then turning around and asking Chris why was he giving them more details. No matter how you look at it, everyone but Chris sounded like rampant idiots lol. He continued with details because they were literally screaming for them.
I feel like Matt tried to overcompensate by trying to imply he would "torture" Hitler given the situation in order to seem like a good person. Hate it when people do that especially when Hitler is established to be evil. Chris was able to distance himself from the emotional answer rather than get emotional about it like Matt did.
The fact that you have enough respect to let the joke play out completely makes me very happy I see a lot of compilations where they cut the joke well done you just got a new subscriber
@@goonsquad8258 It made absolutely no sense, we've already done successful cloning, it doesn't copy memories. You would have to inject their DNA into an embryo to clone someone. What's more is, the clone would just be some innocent dude with the genetic material of either Osama or Hitler, fucking with him and or torturing him would be completely immoral. And besides, everyone said no from the beginning, but Chris tried to keep it going.
I thought the "maclunky" thing was Zach screwing around at first, and that the star wars clip was an edit. I can't believe they actually added that nonsense. Good lord.
after a couple yrs of introspection i have come to the conclusion that Chris was right in the clone debate and everyone else was unnecessarily argumentative
The lead up to the clone hypothetical makes me feel like watching a character death on TV. Like I know it’s going to happen but my mind just hopes against logic that it’ll be different this time, someone will agree with Chris or he gives in. But it’s always the same result
I feel like Chris just doesn’t want to feel bad that he wants to torture a tiny hitler, so he’s trying to get his friends to say that they would do it too.
To this day, the funniest thing I remember from OneyPlays is a bit that was edited out while playing Sonic 06 I think? And when they return from the cut everyone is laughing so loud it sucks it had to be cut out. Then later they said it wasn't really funny but I remember just feeling so giddy from their collective laugh.
You know, if they didn't want to answer the hypothetical, they should have just been honest and said so instead of feigning ignorance, but it made for some funny shit lol
god the clone conversation was so easy to understand but ding dong and matt kept bringing things up like “how am i gonna breath” and then matt said chris was the one to bring up details like that it was so infuriating!!
Shame Matt Watsons kind of a scumbag now. Only ever cared about putting up a friendly appearance and kept ghosting Ding and Julian's messages to hang out and be real friends.
@@mikemccoy7931 Sounds like you're confusing a non edited, lazier tone with being negative/downers. What they talked about is clearly way more serious than almost anything else they've talked about. Suicide, gaslighting, revealing information after one of them dies, etc. You almost come off as insensitive as a result.
@@mikemccoy7931 “Ugh, they were talking about real life issues and not putting on their usual goofy personas for me to clap my feet to? Ugh. I hate it when my content tries to act like real people.” - You, probably.
What if from an alternate universe where everything in history happened exactly the same except the Earth and everything on it was three times smaller. The Hitler from there was transported to our universe. Would you torture him?
If there was a clone of a person that had the same memories and personality, would you consider the clone to be the same person? Would you morally judge them for the actions of the original? Would that change if the original was dead?
Well if I am teleported into the white room I can't really say because then I also will be a fucking clone and Hitler would be clone of a copy which further removes him from moral resposibility for his memories unless I used wormhole which defeats the entire point of the white room, allowing me to just keep Hitler in big terrarium which I could turn into Spectacular Hitler's Snail Ranch.
Everyone saying that Chris was right in the clone conversation but he still kinda wasnt. They were definitely exaggerating but they knew it was about morals, and gave answers immediately. But Chris, dissatisfied with their responses, started adding more stuff. At that point, because he was clearly trying to lead them to an answer, it was free reign for them to pick it apart as much as possible because of his constant doubling down and introduction of new elements (along with how ridiculous it already was). They definitely understood him, so idk why people say they didnt, and act as though he was "right"? But no hate to him, I get his frustration and it was a great bit.
@@BumboLooks What I meant was there's no point in asking somebody a question like "What would you do if..." if you've already decided what that person would do.
@@electricyetis There's nothing wrong with disagreeing and enforcing your view. It only gets pointless when you ask a question and then prevent the answerer from even talking. So a typical online streamer debate where one streamer mutes the guy they invited.. Now that IS pointless.
A person could kill someone, then clone himself, kill the original, and when the police comes for him, he could just say "it wasn't me, I'm just a clone", even though the cloning was specifically made to avoid the consequences. I'm with Chris in this.
holy shit if zach was there for the clone hypothetical it would have gone down differently
A little bit differently than how y’all do it in the big city, tell ya what
My niece done got bit by a copperhead
@@owenwilliams9758:/
@@owenwilliams9758 my niece done got bit by a copperhead and died cuz of that
make a perfect copy clone of zach and time travel him back to that and also make him small
@@elliot_ratif you made Zach small he’d just turn into the Shnoz from berserk
The clone conversation literally melts my brain
it's fucking stupid. They're bad at hypotheticals because they're willingly defiant. I hate this but so much.
The sheer length of it makes it worse than anything Cory ever did.
chris was right but he explained it so poorly that he became wrong
yeah no Chris makes sense, Ding Dong and Matt just went braindead during it
it's simple if you only talk about the Clone conversation, but as long as I have the real conversation I don't care, you guys can have the Clone conversation as long as I have the real one.
You know they're true friends when Julian throws Chris's phone across the room and Chris laughs hysterically
‘Jimmy got a brain blast when he went to the braincel subreddit’ is one of my favourite quotes
The Pocket Hitler was really good. I think it might be the funniest due to the “What is a homoncolus?” Question and “I’d pour boiling milk on pocket hitler”
i think it's actually a really good hypothetical but they never acknowledge that it is
"I'd invite him on a let's play"
@@greekfire995 He would lose once at a game and go " THIS IS UNT FUCKING BULLSHIT. "
@@johnnybravo5726Not really. The clone literally didn't do anything wrong, you'd have to be an objectively evil messed up individual to torture it, it's a bad hypothetical. You can't even pass it off as absurd because Chris genuinely thinks it's "obvious" that everyone would. "Would you torture the real one" would make more sense as a hypothetical, it doesn't assume anything.
@@jarlbalgruuf2415 he means that the little hitler is like patrick bateman where he is fully convised he did the holocaust and is not remorseful
I always loved it when Julian tries to make a joke but it goes unnoticed only for Ding Dong to bring it back in the same moment; like the 80's phone call when Julian randomly brought up New Wave for nobody to laugh then Ding Dong just brings it back so it can be heard.
that's freaking schweet.
I’m really sad about all the DingDong discourse and how the content hungry drama channels placed him in the spotlight. If all of that had slipped under the radar we’d still be hearing from those rascals.
@@oak7741He didn't do anything wrong outside of criticising a shitty game and the shitty game grumps
The sleeping george lucas bit is now in my top 10, its so godamn funny and its never talked about
Hmm….shmi…
camels
Time stamp ?
@@nbierwirth14 50:20
@@Kylesatre good man
54:45 “My weakness is silly voices”
Julian choosing to do let’s plays with Ding Dong and Chris was pure bravery then…
I will always love the way Zach says maclunky.
Macunky*
@@b3njiiisjammin608thats not what zach says though
We should be friends, all four of us
@@Voidiethlet’s all five be enemies
The clone hypothetical was just them arguing over semantics while julien giggles in the background
Cloning in data science means an exact copy.
So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell.
Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone.
Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved.
Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size.
Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height.
And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size...,.
And Semetics. Anti, to be precise.
I listen to these like a podcast whilst working
same, even though ive heard all these bits like 20 times now lmfao
@@iaminsideyourhome69 that's why I listen to the full series, after some time you completely forget the bits and conversations
You look like the average oneyplays viewer
And then make weird kggg noises out of your nose when a funny hits your ear just right, right?
I listen to these like a podcast whilst jorking
My favorite phrase still has to be, "A perfectly lit dark alley. Just enough light to be dark."
Something about it just sets me a gigglin'.
To this day I still defend Chris's clone conversation. Matt and Ding Dong wouldn't entertain such a small, trivial detail, all because it's not "technical" but as Chris literally said, calmly, "ITS A FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL"
but it's not a clone
@@madnessbound uhh let's say aliens come down from planet Makluu 4 in 1940 and scan Hitler's body. They're able to create a clone with all of its memories intact , but the mother ship gets blasted by allied tanks. We recover the aircraft, along with it's cloning technology, the Hitler clone, aaaaand a shrinking ray gun. Now, would you torture that clone or not?
@@thingsweshouldkno it was born. That's a crime in and of itself.
@@madnessbound Cloning in data science means an exact copy.
So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell.
Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone.
Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved.
Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size.
Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height.
And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size..mm.
Technically you could defend Chris too.
Cloning in data science means an exact copy.
So a Clone of a human could be the perfect replication of every cell.
Something that is impossible with a purely genetic clone.
Chris and his friends were too stupid to realize that the whole argument could have been saved.
Likewise Chris could have argued that every cell in his "clone" was 1/50th the original size.
Thus creating a Hitler "clone" that is 1/50th his original height.
And specify that the only imperfection is the cell size.
1:12:47 matt saying he stopped associating with OneyPlays bc he felt pressured to put on an edgy persona for laughs and then saying shit like this unprompted and no one laughing is funny in itself
Failed Chameleon
Did Matt Watson actually say that?
Followed by no laughter
Yeah that's what happens when you try too hard to fit in with old newgrounds humor
Which one is Matt
Only people from British are gonna understand this compilation
British? Im pretty sure you mean britland
I'm from Spanish, so yeah, kinda hard for me to understand it. 🤷
@@VermilionRen what do you mean
I do be from British
@@willlamb6643 I'm from Spanish
i'm with Chris on the Hitler hypothetical, they absolutely refused to question their own moral standings, which killed the argument before it got derailed into minutia.
Theres no way they didnt understand exactly what chris meant, they just refused to acknowledge what he was saying it was so infuriating.
Thank God, I honestly felt like the only one who felt that way
I disagree. They absolutely answered his question, he just didn't like their answer, so he tried to put his own in their mouth, and move the goalposts nonsensically.
@@senorsnout4417 True, except for them screaming for elaboration and more details and then turning around and asking Chris why was he giving them more details.
No matter how you look at it, everyone but Chris sounded like rampant idiots lol.
He continued with details because they were literally screaming for them.
I feel like Matt tried to overcompensate by trying to imply he would "torture" Hitler given the situation in order to seem like a good person. Hate it when people do that especially when Hitler is established to be evil.
Chris was able to distance himself from the emotional answer rather than get emotional about it like Matt did.
Senile Toy Story will never cease to make me laugh. “We all have shoes!”
Same! Lol
My favorite part of that bit is "Buzz, I'm dying."
"I wish we had Hitler or Osama DNA".
Oh god, here we go lol
Ozama
O'Bomber
Knowing what Zach looks like makes the Minecraft Intro joke so much better
Ay yo you're right, I just thought about it
The fact that you have enough respect to let the joke play out completely makes me very happy I see a lot of compilations where they cut the joke well done you just got a new subscriber
i would love an entire 500+ episode minecraft let's play with that exact voice and enthusiasm every episode, for 30 minutes an episode
What if the writers heard George Lucas say "Maclunky," in his sleep 😴 💤 🤔 😳
oh shit, you know too much. mickey mouse is coming for you....
once chris said "i wish we had like....." at 32:04, i just went, "hoooo boy, here it comes....." lmao
I will watch every new OneyPlays compilation with the same clips in them until the end of time
can't wait for these to blow up v well done
I love it when Chris makes Julian laugh so hard he has to go to the bathroom and Ding Dong saying, "Julian" in a disappointed tone.
Everyone beside Chris during the clone conversation is being completely unreasonable about the hypothetical lmfao
Yeah, it made complete sense, I have no idea how they weren’t grasping that
@@goonsquad8258 It made absolutely no sense, we've already done successful cloning, it doesn't copy memories. You would have to inject their DNA into an embryo to clone someone.
What's more is, the clone would just be some innocent dude with the genetic material of either Osama or Hitler, fucking with him and or torturing him would be completely immoral.
And besides, everyone said no from the beginning, but Chris tried to keep it going.
The Clone conversation makes Arin Hanson from GameGrumps look like a PhD
Even Chris and the gang go farther with the clone shit than the grumps would lol
"He got whiplash. It was a really bad crash." Killed me.
I thought the "maclunky" thing was Zach screwing around at first, and that the star wars clip was an edit. I can't believe they actually added that nonsense. Good lord.
Chris' passion for a cloned Ozama who he can either fuck or fuck with is truly inspirational
12:10 holy shit that's foreshadowing
1:03 Tomar as he pushes yet another victim off the Empire State Building
Thank you for putting these together, I always love watching fan-made compilations
after a couple yrs of introspection i have come to the conclusion that Chris was right in the clone debate and everyone else was unnecessarily argumentative
This is the best, almost more than Weird Al's Best.
50:20 Sleeping George Lucas is so damn funny
Naughty children need to watch the man!. This will always be one of my favorite bits they did. The whole thing is just so good
The lead up to the clone hypothetical makes me feel like watching a character death on TV. Like I know it’s going to happen but my mind just hopes against logic that it’ll be different this time, someone will agree with Chris or he gives in. But it’s always the same result
The monster mash song makes me feel like a kid again
29:08 is my absolute oneyplays clip, i think that has to be the most gutteral scream i think ive ever heard
To this day, the "guy who not have lot a water he say aaaaaaaaaaa" meme kills me
i wanna gaslight my dad into thinking macklunkey was always in star wars
I feel like Chris just doesn’t want to feel bad that he wants to torture a tiny hitler, so he’s trying to get his friends to say that they would do it too.
Am i the only one that agrees with all three of Chris's clone theorys ? Haha
Chris predicted a president locking confidential files in a bathroom 😮
My sense of humour is really dumb. I find it really funny when people say dumb things with dumb voices, so I really like these guys too.
The famous Zachalorian episode
Julian throwing Chris’ phone like a baseball hitting the microphone stand makes me laugh every time
Bro, this is clearly the third best of Oneyplays, get it STRAIGHT!
your youtube name alone earns my thumbs up
I discovered this comp on Puhskinti Day!
20:38 Happy Puhskinti Day (in 11 days) everyone!
To this day, the funniest thing I remember from OneyPlays is a bit that was edited out while playing Sonic 06 I think? And when they return from the cut everyone is laughing so loud it sucks it had to be cut out. Then later they said it wasn't really funny but I remember just feeling so giddy from their collective laugh.
You know, if they didn't want to answer the hypothetical, they should have just been honest and said so instead of feigning ignorance, but it made for some funny shit lol
the manchild president bit is so fucking funny
the jimmy neutron red pill but is the funniest shit ever
too bad we've heard it a million times already, it has lost its magic sadly
@@necromech_ *you’ve
I will never forget the Tiny Hitler debate for as long as I live.
That clone conversation gave me an existential crisis
I completely understood Chris with the hypothetical lmfaoo
Watching this on Puh-skinti day!
Holy hell man you gotta lotta oneyplays clips on your channel. thats pretty alpha dude
god the clone conversation was so easy to understand but ding dong and matt kept bringing things up like “how am i gonna breath” and then matt said chris was the one to bring up details like that it was so infuriating!!
Maclunkey
Shame Matt Watsons kind of a scumbag now. Only ever cared about putting up a friendly appearance and kept ghosting Ding and Julian's messages to hang out and be real friends.
To be fair, I'm not sure I have seen a Dingdong and Julian stream where they were not negative and total downers. (Stream that is, not letsplays)
@@mikemccoy7931 Sounds like you're confusing a non edited, lazier tone with being negative/downers.
What they talked about is clearly way more serious than almost anything else they've talked about. Suicide, gaslighting, revealing information after one of them dies, etc.
You almost come off as insensitive as a result.
@@mikemccoy7931 “Ugh, they were talking about real life issues and not putting on their usual goofy personas for me to clap my feet to? Ugh. I hate it when my content tries to act like real people.” - You, probably.
Chris screaming at Julian for help like a child in the Hitler hypothetical is so awesome
What if from an alternate universe where everything in history happened exactly the same except the Earth and everything on it was three times smaller. The Hitler from there was transported to our universe. Would you torture him?
I would keep him in a jar and show loved ones
more please ✌️
Hahahahah the vice city bit with the phone fuckin killed me
The eighties~!
the monster bash bit kills me
The best clip off the bat.😂
While I was watching this video I totally had a Shepiphany
does anyone else think its spooky that they talk about all the government files being in the bathtub?
38:43 Their laughs all synced up. Chris' laugh turned into Matts which turned into Julians
Chris was in the right
Puhskinti day coming up soon
Any other chapter: Me
The clone hypothetical: The guy she tells me not to worry about
This kicks ass
I celebrated National Puhskinti Day this year! It just passed!
ding dong and whats-his-face did not know what a clone is
If there was a clone of a person that had the same memories and personality, would you consider the clone to be the same person? Would you morally judge them for the actions of the original? Would that change if the original was dead?
Well if I am teleported into the white room I can't really say because then I also will be a fucking clone and Hitler would be clone of a copy which further removes him from moral resposibility for his memories unless I used wormhole which defeats the entire point of the white room, allowing me to just keep Hitler in big terrarium which I could turn into Spectacular Hitler's Snail Ranch.
love how long the hitler clone debate goes on for
Everyone saying that Chris was right in the clone conversation but he still kinda wasnt. They were definitely exaggerating but they knew it was about morals, and gave answers immediately. But Chris, dissatisfied with their responses, started adding more stuff. At that point, because he was clearly trying to lead them to an answer, it was free reign for them to pick it apart as much as possible because of his constant doubling down and introduction of new elements (along with how ridiculous it already was). They definitely understood him, so idk why people say they didnt, and act as though he was "right"?
But no hate to him, I get his frustration and it was a great bit.
Exactly, the whole point of hypotheticals is that there's no right or wrong answer.
@@electricyetis If that were the case there would be zero point in even making hypotheticals to answer...
@@BumboLooks What I meant was there's no point in asking somebody a question like "What would you do if..." if you've already decided what that person would do.
@@electricyetis There's nothing wrong with disagreeing and enforcing your view.
It only gets pointless when you ask a question and then prevent the answerer from even talking.
So a typical online streamer debate where one streamer mutes the guy they invited..
Now that IS pointless.
They didn’t understand that’s why Chris was “doubling down”
Sometimes Chris and Zack feel like brothers….they just seem to share a single brain cell amongst each other
They actually crawled out of the primordial goo at the same time
Pocket Hitler is going to be my username for my new War Thunder account 🤣🤣
36:00 just watch the movie the prestige. Thats the type of clone he is talking about.
We all have shoes 🧓
I think I'm a clone now
The clone fight set off my autism and now im in jail
What game are they playing at 3:00?
Warhammer vermintide 2
ever since i heard the kingdom hearts clone hypothetical, i kinda sided with chris. i always think of the spiderman clone saga for that argument lol
Wambo :Fiwst bwuild
The clone argument was easier the most autistic thing I've ever heard.
1:29 gets me ahaha
i like
10:21 the best lol
A person could kill someone, then clone himself, kill the original, and when the police comes for him, he could just say "it wasn't me, I'm just a clone", even though the cloning was specifically made to avoid the consequences. I'm with Chris in this.
But he didn't avoid the consequences, the original is still dead and in hell
Sounds more like a hivemind between two people than a clone
Supermega ruins everything.
Do they?
@BIGBOYGAMING03 they ruined my dream journal
32:05