Weapons of White Destruction | TJ | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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TJ is a standup comedian born and raised in Haiti who currently lives in New York. He loves bacon, dogs, and comedy. Probably not in that order. He's currently on tour all over America.
Instagram: / tjstandup
TikTok: / tjstandup
UA-cam: @tjstandup1
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Credits:
Written and Performed by TJ
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Tom Atwell
Swing: Andreas Roalsvig
Cam Operators:
Troy Dobbertin
Rylie Field
Addy Farrell
Bill Pawlowski
Rebecca Rajadnya
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recordist: Maxwell Phillips
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Sarah Cogan
Set Dresser: Monica Dabrowski
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Paige Asachika
David Berg
Maggie Rosenberg
Brandon Wells
Photographer: Michael Monti
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in Manhattan, NY
Code: R4VAMR8GBH4XC3F
Thank you guys for watching! Thank you Don't Tell for having me. I'm touring all over America @tjstandup
You're a fvcking legend! 👏🤣
This was so funny
Caught your short of this set. Hilarious. Hope you have a great tour.
Thats a good set dawg loved it 😂😂
Your hilarious, I was watching this at work busting out laughing looking crazy
He ended his set with a Deez Nuts joke 😂😂 legendary 👏
Ikr
Spoiler alert
He missed the opportunity to say “you might have taken my nuts but your kids will chock on deez nuts (the nuts)😅
brought me all the way back to the 90s!
Good thing I didn’t read this comment right away… punch line thief 😂
He's an emerging comedic star.. I seen this brother rip in French and Haitian creole too. And he was still a riot. He is simply brilliant
🙏🏾
@@tjstandup1yerrr! The legend himself. Rooting for you all the way bro
Where can I find him? Is he stateside?
Sorry ...where can we find those French and haitian creole work
?
I love being a Mexican watching this thinking "Huh, I don't speak Mexican lol" and low and behold
😂
Oh yeah! I think about that, and if your Mexican American and don’t speak it your not Mexican to other Mexicans💀 also those segregated schools they’d put Latinos in, they wouldn’t allow you to speak Spanish cause then they’d hit you double colonization whammy 🦧
right, it made me laugh so hard
*lo and behold :)
It's that foreign exchange program 😂
French foreign exchange program, also known as slavery. This guy is a hoot 🦉 😂
Edit: *1K Likes* Thank you!!
It’s too much to pay for French 😢😂
My grandparents are from Martinique. This hits home.
Someone watches Kam Patterson 😭
Rockos modern liife
As a white, none of this was funny.
@@dimitar297 As a white person, you just lack a sense of humour, all of this was hilarious. The best comedy is based on challenging truths. Just because you're not used to being the target of the joke doesn't mean it's not funny.
Another great comedian I've never seen! Really breezed through these topics with ease, great dry humour and good timing.
whoever the guy in the audience is with that contagious laugh.. you made my night
Sounded like Stavros 😂
That's his sidekick like Robin but he's just there to make the joke sound funnier by 10² × by the Joker
“This is the most subtle weapon of white destruction “ omg 💀
Love it!!
Very funny guy
6:37 lol
😂💀 yeah I was in that program too. Three exchange programs actually; Portuguese, French and English. They just REALLY loved my country
The French only had Texas for 5 years, not long enough to get us speaking their language. We just speak Spanish and English here. Lol X)
No you weren't.
@@JediNiyteyou mean Nigeria wasn’t in that exchange program? Called occupation and colonialism? Okay, thanks for letting me know I wasn’t. Typical, considering white people are always trying to erase history.
@@xzonia1and you assumed I’m Texan because? Do I type in a Texan accent? Or you just assumed I’m Texan based on…? Jesus you internet people are mostly morons
😂😂😂
Love this guys vibe, spicy topics are always really fun done dry as hell 😅
Looks like the genetic love child of Kevin heart and usher.
This guy has serious writing chops. Totally top tier
I’m definitely bias🇭🇹 but this is definitely one of the best sets I’ve seen all year 😂😂😂 TJ’s timing, the historical context, subjects, delivery, and his stage presence is like a 20year vet.
Saw this guy in the Netherlands in a room of about 6 people and he managed to do quite well with what he had to work with 😅 fair play
In the Netherlands?
-- 6 ppl? peanut allergies must have hit the Netherland shores too.
He is Coming back on MARCH 29TH
Proud to see a Haitian winning!!!🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
"Okay this protest must be about... my life" 😆
I just wanted to reach out and let you know how much I enjoyed your storytelling session. Your ability to captivate an audience and bring historical figures to life is truly amazing. I particularly loved how you incorporated George Washington Carver into your story - it was a delightful surprise and it made my day!
I must admit, I was not aware of the fact that George Washington Carver was castrated, and it was a shocking revelation for me. Your comedy/storytelling not only entertained me, but also educated me on this lesser-known aspect of his life.
Thank you for sharing your talent and knowledge with us. I look forward to more of your comic relief sessions with a twist in the future.
Keep up the fantastic work!
This guy spirit is intact! What wonderful human being!
That was some of the funniest and smartest comedy I've ever heard! Race jokes aren't easy but this man nailed it!
Top notch!
This guy's a genius. The joke about Hispaniards was the best thing I've heard in such a long time. Would love to see him live!
Naming your kid the whole Thomas Jefferson is such Haitian thing to do XD
Both Thomas and Jefferson are common names in Haiti
Loved it ! I did NOT see the punchline coming, even though I expected a reference to it somewhere, it was a brilliant build up ❤
As the son of a Haitian immigrate that French foreign exchange program joke was hilarious.
… saw TJ last night in Chicago. What a riot. Keep it going my friend. Sak Pase
Watching from Nigeria🇳🇬. One love
Best George Washington Carver joke I ever heard.
All facts and all good jokes. Absolutely amazing bit. I would love to see more of him. Don't Tell Comedy never misses
Wow, one of the funniest sets I have ever heard, I'm literally crying of laughter. Much love from South Africa
The writing, the timing . . . Just awesome! ❤
I love how he's making comedy from such painful history... We need to laugh more😂
He’s a natural and a comedic genius.😂😆🤣
Your jokes are funny....I live in the Caribbean...Trinidad...I love your set.
Oh I love him ! Finally some raw reality! Thank you for sharing your world with us !
Brilliant guys this guy deserves a Netflix special.
This is legit funny, not one of those "polite giggles" routines where you just appreciate that someone tried.
That's one of the greatest "deez nuts" jokes I've ever heard 😂
I’ve heard the George Washington carver peanut allergy bit on here before
This is actually a great set. I will keep an eye out for more of his stuff.
Imagine if he didnt do comedy. Just lived his life as a Thomas Jefferson with an amazing George Washington Carver joke that only he could have connected the dots on and presented this way. This is why comedy is important. Beautifully done sir.
The last joke was the best form I've heard that joke being done
It was a joke done by Garrick Barnard on Black Conspiracy Theories here
ua-cam.com/video/yQekZG_eHls/v-deo.htmlsi=yjLgqkCV_RiXbAxm
This might be one of the next greats in comedy. Well written & hilarious my brotha👊🏾
Absolutely PHENOMENAL! You are a comedic genius to educate an audience and make them simultaneously. Bravo!
Deez nutts!!! The context and timing is on point 😄😄. A Legend on the rise👍🏾
T.J I cant even lie this was super funny!! I seriously hope that you blow up and do it big. You nailed this brotha. Well done.
That was a great show & well put together. The ending was classic!!!!✊🏽
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Yes my algorithm did me right for once , this guy is fantastic !
That was hilarious! Good delivery, excellent jokes! Needs a whole special rn!
😂😂😂😂Hilarious. Thank you UA-cam for suggesting this. I’ll check out some more of his stuff.
Hilarious! Perfect dry humor. Can’t wait to see some more
Ayiti nan kay la 🇭🇹❤
He is too funny! 😂🤣
Best comedian I have heard in years! Brilliant from start to finish.
Wow! That was hilarious. I haven’t seen a comedian with that kind of clever wit and comedic timing In a while. Good job bro.
The whole set is 🔥🔥 but that ending ? legendary 🤣🤣🙌
He was very! good. Loved it. More please. Thank you brethren.
brilliant material and delivery!!!!!
The wrap up with that final joke was perfection.
Amazing comic. Great material and delivery. Keep doing your thing brother.
No other art form that I respect more than comedy, and you sir are a genius.
You're pretty good. Keep it up. Proud to be Haitian
I am just proud today seing him
A very polished set. My husband and I laughed the whole time. :)
This guy is going to the top! Best set I have heard in a long time!!!!!
Man y'all be killing it with the sets. Love this guy's work, hilarious.
Calm, cool,collected and so funny! Were have i been? I'm only learning about this man today.
And that last joke was the best of all!😂😂😂
Proud of you BRO A, FIRST time hearing you..Bon Bagay , Haitian represent
Well done. Smart, Classy, Funny
It's so layered. I love comedy that is quilted like this...Love this!
I love it how perfectly straight his bite is. Not a ting of over or underbite.
I've just discovered @tjstandup now while browsing! My future will never be the same ❤️
He's an intelligent, well-read and extremely funny comedian. He will even be greater than Dave Chappelle if he continues doing what he's doing. Thank you TJ.
The crowd did not laugh hard enough at the end for me. That was brilliant 😂
I am glad i stumbled over this video
This guys jokes are insane. I love it. Getting people thinking about real topics
Holy shit! You had a backup punch already inserted with the peanut allergy joke! Fuck'in genius! FUCK'IN GENIUS!!! Dude, your whole shit is rock solid. Y'all KEEP WATCHING T.J. Man I hope you come to North Carolina.
Started off laughing ended laughing! This guy got talent
I never heard of this guy but I am glad I hit the play button 😂
This man is speaking some truth through comedy
I’ve got to find more of this guy, absolutely hilarious
One of the best I’ve seen lately. Love it!!
I’ve been watching too many of these videos. I’m recognizing some laughter from the crowd that I heard in another video
Last line got me. I wasn't expecting that.
I had to watch this a couple of times, I enjoyed it so much! Thank you.
Happy to hear that! Thanks
This guy is very funny. He got me cracking the whole time.
The last joke was FIRE 🔥
WOW!!! What an awesome set. Funny from start to finish.
Dying here 😂😂😂 this was absolutely hilarious and very intelligent too
Slayed it.... I want more TJ!
You’re brilliant. Thank You
Beautiful jokes, outstanding delivery.
I love it.
Hilarious! Well put together. Seemed very comfortable.
That was refreshing, it's great anecdotal content. Amazing job Thomas Jefferson 🤣 ,looking forward to more of him!
What a relief finally a good comedian great job
One of the best under 10 minutes ser I’ve ever seen
"I think this is a protest about my life"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
‘Your kids Will chock on diz nuts’ part chocked me out😅
This dude is amazing … representing for Haiti
That George Washington Carver bit? Chapeau, mon frère.
Not even halfway in and I love this dude😂😂
Didn't realized that the person of interest whom I have Written a book report on back in high school is linked to a peanut conspiracy! I migrated in the 80s and it's the best year to see NYC in living colors. Much obliged for the laughs and wish all the best.
That last punchline was gold 🏅
Almost done with all the videos. This guy is the funniest
That was too funny and peanut joke was pricelesss
I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Thank you for breaking the streak!