Science Has Gone Too Far

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  • Опубліковано 21 чер 2019
  • This is the greatest pseudoscience of All Time
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  • @MrWafflez031
    @MrWafflez031 5 років тому +9052

    Imagine someone paying you to professionally not touch them

  • @nikobutterbar928
    @nikobutterbar928 5 років тому +8663

    The thumbnail made me think a woman was getting the electric chair

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 5 років тому +109

      Reminded me of pewdiepie's ricardo cosplay too

    • @alessandrocoatti5186
      @alessandrocoatti5186 5 років тому +82

      I thought it was a fucking watermelon lmao

    • @mathiasenevoldsen3583
      @mathiasenevoldsen3583 5 років тому +47

      I thought it was a new way to go deaf :)

    • @sumdingwong11
      @sumdingwong11 5 років тому +66

      The only therapy with 100% success rate to relieve pain.

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 5 років тому +12

      Probably would’ve been more pleasant

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 4 роки тому +3189

    *Tightens grip around neck*
    "His breathing is weak, pulse is weak, heartbeat very weak, remaining life energy is scarce, and what this means is, no, no not that I'm a murderer, you quack, but that his body is having trouble processing the three sugars. Notice how his feeble attempts to claw away my stranglehold are utterly failing, all due to his maxillary sinuses being too weak"

    • @carlyoung8723
      @carlyoung8723 3 роки тому +23

      I loled

    • @AwesomeNPro
      @AwesomeNPro 3 роки тому +84

      There's vomit on his sweater, mom's spaghetti

    • @exxelsetijadi5348
      @exxelsetijadi5348 3 роки тому +42

      this reminds me of the story behind petscop. about a girl who was treated to this kind of "therapy" and tragically suffocated there because of the therapy while the therapists sat on her whilst insulting her repeatedly

    • @evenfate5906
      @evenfate5906 3 роки тому +1

      @@exxelsetijadi5348 well on game theory video it's not actually the story behind that I think(i don't really know it's just my opinion ok) its more of a similar story I don't think it has any direct inspiration or relationship to it though. I just think that matpat went out on a bit more weird side like that undertale x earth episode

    • @exxelsetijadi5348
      @exxelsetijadi5348 3 роки тому +13

      @@evenfate5906 even if it was wildly exagerrated, it still got the point across that she got killed in a "therapy"

  • @hxdrygn9852
    @hxdrygn9852 4 роки тому +414

    "and that'll be $300 for the today's session"

    • @Benjiman645
      @Benjiman645 3 роки тому +24

      USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

    • @9.5.9.5
      @9.5.9.5 3 роки тому +3

      @@Benjiman645 Fuck you

  • @harmlesstech1524
    @harmlesstech1524 5 років тому +4610

    The first clip is really just a demonstration of what it looks like when two people play vr in the same room

  • @mcbess8024
    @mcbess8024 5 років тому +4225

    2:25 the first comment.
    "So glad she remembered to close his aura. That shit will get everywhere if you leave it open."

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 роки тому +39

      Aren't you supposed to use this "? And not '

    • @iPwnR
      @iPwnR 4 роки тому +355

      @@fire1446 Nt everyne in the wrld is wealthy enugh t affrd all the characters n their keybard.

    • @iPwnR
      @iPwnR 4 роки тому +48

      @S I supprt this!

    • @roth8332
      @roth8332 4 роки тому +21

      The Hunter x Hunter reference

    • @mcbess8024
      @mcbess8024 4 роки тому +108

      Oh my god, thank you guys so much! i finally have the " i need to make my comment make sense! before now, it was entirely illegible, but with your help, i can convey my thoughts in a way people can understand!

  • @runnermonke8082
    @runnermonke8082 3 роки тому +391

    The thumbnail made me think the girl was getting a bowl cut

    • @braindeadman1829
      @braindeadman1829 3 роки тому +14

      I thought the bowl was gonna get hit and make the woman's ears ring

    • @pigen9013
      @pigen9013 3 роки тому +1

      I see what you did there B10X3Y

    • @vasconcelos7356
      @vasconcelos7356 3 роки тому

      @@braindeadman1829 me too lol

  • @ouijacorn
    @ouijacorn 4 роки тому +2175

    His eyes: wack! His maxillary sinuses: wack! His tonsils: wack! His thyroid: wack! His liver: wack!

    • @chromefacedkarma
      @chromefacedkarma 3 роки тому +85

      Me? I’m tight as FUCK!

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 3 роки тому +84

      his art center: wack!

    • @akari350
      @akari350 3 роки тому +47

      His fart center: wack!

    • @Kasunex
      @Kasunex 3 роки тому +24

      @@chromefacedkarma and most importantly: He doesn't know how to shred his aura on an astral planeboard like me!

    • @meemosteeno5121
      @meemosteeno5121 3 роки тому +5

      His art center? WACK!
      Wait shit somebody already commented that

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 5 років тому +8047

    This job looks easy. I just gotta shout out random body parts and organs and wave my arms around. And end the ceremony with a banana the patient can't have.

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 4 роки тому +360

      I was thinking the same, like, these guys have the literal easiest jobs ever. They don't need any training, they only need superstitious people and confidence

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +44

      IExist
      Maybe a training to do this with absolute confidence?

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 4 роки тому +86

      @@hyperion3145
      Meh. A lot of people have it naturally, or can easily fake it.
      Sure some people might not but I doubt it's a lot.

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 4 роки тому +8

      @@Bri-lk7re
      As long as you can feed yourself money really isn't that important. Like actual studies show money doesn't make you feel happier, yet we'd still rather believe our own intuition.

    • @undercoverkakyoin6955
      @undercoverkakyoin6955 4 роки тому +5

      Stonks

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 років тому +6536

    Believe it or not, just a few days ago I had stage 3 cancer, but after a random homeless person waved his hands at me aggressively for a couple of minutes for no reason I was completely healed. Then I got a concussion from a bottle he threw at my head.

    • @fujoto9353
      @fujoto9353 5 років тому +273

      Now, its all fun and jokes until you actually get cancer

    • @serhatkarabeyli9818
      @serhatkarabeyli9818 5 років тому +285

      Life works in mysterious ways

    • @Matthew-ll3fp
      @Matthew-ll3fp 5 років тому +123

      TripleJay1833 joy kill

    • @patrickranes9256
      @patrickranes9256 5 років тому +70

      @@fujoto9353 Lol snowflake

    • @mtnd02.06
      @mtnd02.06 5 років тому +168

      @@fujoto9353
      Well it was fun and jokes, til you fucked it up.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 роки тому +210

    I wish I could be paid hundreds of dollars to interpretive dance around someone and call it healing.

    • @Benjiman645
      @Benjiman645 3 роки тому +4

      Change your name to Karen buy some colourful rocks (or find them) print your own medical licence and go head

    • @bigprojects2560
      @bigprojects2560 3 роки тому +2

      You do t even need a license

    • @devinteehee4081
      @devinteehee4081 2 роки тому +1

      All you need is confidence and you can 100% make bank

  • @isaacvoorheis8158
    @isaacvoorheis8158 4 роки тому +451

    0:35
    Barbara: "The heart center..."
    Penguinz: "ThE aRt CeNtEr?"

  • @Prank3dd
    @Prank3dd 5 років тому +2544

    Looks like what someone with arthritis would do if they were forced to dance

    • @saramations
      @saramations 5 років тому +46

      They'd dance in pain.

    • @MasterZiomekPL
      @MasterZiomekPL 5 років тому +34

      @@saramations They just need some vitamin O for Opiates

    • @sylvainr.bertrand8476
      @sylvainr.bertrand8476 5 років тому +3

      🤨Pikachu Simpson🤨
      OI, I Suffer With Arthritis!!!!!!!
      😠😤😠😤😠😤😠😤😠
      NOT FLIPPIN’ Funny!!!!!!!
      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
      Harumph...Errrm...LMAO!!!!!!!
      🤨😐😑😏😌🙂😁😂🤪

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 років тому +6

      Or a person that wishes death upon living in complete pain and suffering.

    • @aitorjimenez2705
      @aitorjimenez2705 5 років тому +3

      You should see the redlettermedia video on the osteoporosis dance

  • @toby_today
    @toby_today 5 років тому +4509

    2:40
    *German soldier getting treated by an emergency doctor during the attack on Berlin*
    - 1945 (colorized)

  • @4clds262
    @4clds262 3 роки тому +1055

    I love how nobody is talking about how he has "facial slapping massage" in his search bar

    • @weelolol
      @weelolol 3 роки тому +87

      we all searched for that atleast once, dont lie

    • @4clds262
      @4clds262 3 роки тому +8

      @@weelolol LMAOOOO

    • @ertbert2332
      @ertbert2332 3 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/8Sp0rIzuh6A/v-deo.html

    • @erkealbat1139
      @erkealbat1139 3 роки тому +18

      Should we check youre history??

    • @4clds262
      @4clds262 3 роки тому +30

      @@erkealbat1139 no no no theres no need for that :)

  • @mr_doublebutt
    @mr_doublebutt 3 роки тому +671

    My friend's mother was an energy healer like the first person shown in this video, and I can tell you see 100% believed that she was legit healing people. She even had a special license to use an eagle feather to wave around people's auras or whatever. I remember specifically one time one of her clients moved across the country and she gave him energy healing sessions over the phone, which REALLY did not make sense to me.

    • @Benjiman645
      @Benjiman645 3 роки тому +50

      Yeah gullible people will pay crazy money on stuff like this, maybe it’s good for if you want somebody to touch you around and shit like that but actually medical help it’s all BS but eh let people believe what they want

    • @ChristianDybdahlXTR
      @ChristianDybdahlXTR 3 роки тому +34

      My mother is a 'healer' using kinesiology, which is the arm testing you can see in the video. They use the same medians in the body as acupuncture and is regarded just as helpful. But placebo is the strongest healer, even though i think it's absolute giberish etc. It still helps people because they believe and the body heals, and no most of these are prevention healing, you cannot heal a stage 3 cancer patient, any healer with any consciousness will refere you to a real doctor etc. But you can lower depression by taking the correct vitamins etc.
      But I've chosen a different route, i have currently a bachelors degree in mechanical engineering, not to praise myself but to show i disstain what she is doing because it isn't realistic in our corporeal world.

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 2 роки тому +8

      Wait, wait...you need a LICENSE to use an _eagle feather_ ??

    • @starkittsy
      @starkittsy 2 роки тому +54

      @@samwisegamgee1243 wait, are you saying you've been using a feather without a license?? don't you know how dangerous they are?!? just one wrong swipe and you'll blow everyone's chakras out of alignment!

    • @joshuawalkowski7341
      @joshuawalkowski7341 2 роки тому +23

      @@samwisegamgee1243 In the US only natives can legally own bald eagle feathers, since they're our national animal (apparently you can get permits too)

  • @kyokuslaps2411
    @kyokuslaps2411 5 років тому +3541

    1:08 shes using the force to take the money out of your wallet

    • @recordeoon3645
      @recordeoon3645 5 років тому +135

      Ive seen this power once before

    • @adamadamlewislewis18
      @adamadamlewislewis18 5 років тому +80

      日本語無意味な “Is it possible to learn this power!?”

    • @corbinkendall6330
      @corbinkendall6330 5 років тому +67

      @@adamadamlewislewis18 I mean people funded 10,000$ (if I remember correctly) on GoFundMe for a 10$ potato salad. So if you find the right crowd of stupid people then you can too.

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 років тому +80

      Wow, when she does it it's "therapy", when i use force to get money from somebody's wallet it's "armed robbery".

    • @dio6689
      @dio6689 5 років тому +5

      E A SPORPS its in the dlc o

  • @BuffDaddySmoove
    @BuffDaddySmoove 5 років тому +4217

    0:00 - 1:55
    *grandma preforming rituals to make sure I’m alright because i didn’t want the food she offered*

  • @unnaturallynatural8885
    @unnaturallynatural8885 3 роки тому +95

    i couldn't even get past the "she fell asleep again" joke 5 seconds in, god why is charlie so witty

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 4 роки тому +102

    1:05 thought she was gearing up to throw an energy dart at him 😅

  • @avexusmaximilian4307
    @avexusmaximilian4307 5 років тому +565

    If my waifu body pillow hasn't come to life, science hasn't gone far enough.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +31

      Why do you all want your body pillows to dump you?

    • @nalyddoow9295
      @nalyddoow9295 5 років тому +1

      Its the other way around, buddy. They're body pillows. We get one, use it, dump it, repeat. Cycle of life and all nature.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 5 років тому +1

      This is why we cant have nice things

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +2

      @@nalyddoow9295 Just like all abusive relationships, that stops working as soon as they become conscious, though. Even waifus have standards.

    • @nalyddoow9295
      @nalyddoow9295 5 років тому +3

      Nah, It stops working once I light a match. Once a body pillow, still a body pillow.

  • @kelixbro3456
    @kelixbro3456 5 років тому +1291

    3:20
    Charlie: "What is it? Nail polish?"
    Lady in vid: *"No"*

    • @brocramish7337
      @brocramish7337 3 роки тому +29

      bro thats legitimately scary

    • @AT-qm8gv
      @AT-qm8gv 3 роки тому +25

      @@brocramish7337 Yeah she basically won me over with that one. She was like "fuck you Charlie. I prepared for this in the past do be delivered to you in the present."

    • @sssleepyhead00
      @sssleepyhead00 3 роки тому +4

      I ruined the 777

    • @aarava1176
      @aarava1176 3 роки тому +5

      Is it just me or was the guy doing the hitler salute all along the video

    • @vasconcelos7356
      @vasconcelos7356 3 роки тому

      Nice

  • @spikefishnetwork1118
    @spikefishnetwork1118 4 роки тому +66

    that first guy was found dead in his appartment a week later.

  • @doink7318
    @doink7318 3 роки тому +193

    What’s he says: “nutrition”
    What he types: “nutrion”
    *I’m dead*

    • @akari350
      @akari350 3 роки тому +6

      I have very good 'nut'rion

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 роки тому +7

      "What's"

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 2 роки тому

      @@arandomsupra
      *I'm dead*

  • @Kirbysabi
    @Kirbysabi 5 років тому +754

    Just watching this is helping me strengthen my chakra

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 5 років тому +35

      You mean your cockra?

    • @mrblooper1994
      @mrblooper1994 5 років тому +11

      It's your Chee you idiot! The chakra was a glitch. It was patched out before you started playing

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 5 років тому +15

      You’ll be a fine Shinobi soon.

    • @kai7278
      @kai7278 5 років тому +1

      Legally blind russian man that can see in the dark

    • @kai7278
      @kai7278 5 років тому +1

      Stan lee superhuman blind man

  • @Donny-kd3bn
    @Donny-kd3bn 5 років тому +342

    How to overclock a human.

    • @ItsRetroblaster
      @ItsRetroblaster 5 років тому +30

      She's telekineticly overclocking him via the HUMAN BIOS

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 5 років тому +1

      Ln2 baby

    • @imoya65
      @imoya65 5 років тому +11

      Just throw your human in priority mode real quick

    • @aussiepinesman6302
      @aussiepinesman6302 5 років тому +3

      Upgrade your brains operating system, all "doctor" Barbra is missing is some Raw Water® and it'd be the complete package.

    • @TheMuslimMan1337
      @TheMuslimMan1337 5 років тому

      Adrenaline.

  • @thesteampunknun2094
    @thesteampunknun2094 3 роки тому +441

    Now I understand why they burnt witches in the middle age...

    • @seeker7702
      @seeker7702 3 роки тому +4

      Lol..

    • @haakonhamer9122
      @haakonhamer9122 3 роки тому +1

      darwin was fucking right. heh

    • @lasajnae9626
      @lasajnae9626 2 роки тому +13

      These people aren't witches. They're deluded retards.

    • @moistdwarf5680
      @moistdwarf5680 2 роки тому +12

      @@lasajnae9626 the are the same thing

    • @lasajnae9626
      @lasajnae9626 2 роки тому +18

      @@moistdwarf5680 nah. Witches do magic, retards do retarded stuff

  • @anonymouscheesepie3768
    @anonymouscheesepie3768 2 роки тому +23

    5:15
    "his palms are sweaty"
    "eyes are weak"
    "arms are heavy"
    "there's vomit on his chakras already, mom's spaghetti"

  • @capello5688
    @capello5688 5 років тому +1810

    Anybody notice the search?
    “Facial Slapping Massage”

    • @Altraiid
      @Altraiid 5 років тому +37

      Edited? Ew, condemned to getting a low ammount of likes.

    • @capello5688
      @capello5688 5 років тому +57

      Yeah I had I problem with the spell check

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 5 років тому +55

      He just uploaded a video with that title lmao, I guess it was the predecessor to this clip

    • @Elevhant
      @Elevhant 4 роки тому +37

      My average pornhub search

    • @ailinmcgee1743
      @ailinmcgee1743 4 роки тому +2

      @@Altraiid Not exactly

  • @Icheasea_T
    @Icheasea_T 5 років тому +781

    I just remembered a repressed memory where my fourth grade teacher had one of these weird new age ppl come in and press on our arms to see what color of highlighter would help us read better. utter bull crap tbh. that teach was crazy and I'm pretty sure she was eventually fired for putting staples in someones coffee.

    • @bug3954
      @bug3954 3 роки тому +31

      Icheesea T. oh god

    • @tacocatt6808
      @tacocatt6808 3 роки тому +145

      That went from slightly crazy, but harmless, to straight up attempted murder 😂 wtf

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 3 роки тому +30

      Ahhh, the fruits of education...

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 3 роки тому +50

      Right? But what color were YOU?

    • @Icheasea_T
      @Icheasea_T 3 роки тому +49

      @@marki_parki9224 blue ^_^

  • @thomasshelby4205
    @thomasshelby4205 3 роки тому +40

    3:20 is a perfect twitch moment. When Charlie asked what she was putting on him she responded with no.

  • @Eian_Anderson
    @Eian_Anderson 4 роки тому +58

    0:50 what if his spleen just has so much immense power that she was overwhelmed and her eyes just erupted with light.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +5

      She starts hovering a foot off the ground while foaming

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 3 роки тому +3

      Plot twist: his spleen was removed, maybe the immense power was inside of her the whole time

  • @westnile21
    @westnile21 4 роки тому +611

    “She gives him a lap dance”
    “Don’t spoil the ending” ~ Classic Charlie😂

  • @HighShepherdLopes
    @HighShepherdLopes 5 років тому +642

    Kristy: "how was the healing Rob!"
    *Rob proceeded to kill Kristy with a rasengan using pure focused chakra*

    • @someguy4405
      @someguy4405 5 років тому +7

      Jonathan Lopes
      akchully i thinc ull find rasengn is wine release

    • @kenjizuniga9025
      @kenjizuniga9025 5 років тому +8

      Rasengan? Nah, I prefer R A I S I N G U N.

    • @derpythedaedra4194
      @derpythedaedra4194 5 років тому +12

      I've pressed one of your body's 704 pressure points. you are already dead.

  • @Jonasnhj
    @Jonasnhj 3 роки тому +22

    "Facial slapping massage" Great search bar history

  • @8KNUCLE6HEADS3
    @8KNUCLE6HEADS3 4 роки тому +16

    I've been depressed for awhile & watching your videos have made me laugh so hard..... thanks

  • @milandavid7223
    @milandavid7223 5 років тому +195

    At the end the patient just explodes

  • @nakedsnake76
    @nakedsnake76 5 років тому +163

    "Tonsils weak" what if he had them removed

  • @qzlu
    @qzlu 3 роки тому +295

    Scientist: I will cure this mans depression
    Man: I am despressed
    Scientist: *Waves hands around*
    Man: I wanna die
    Scientist: Mmhh yes I have cured this mans depression and have blessed him with suicidal thoughts...

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 3 роки тому +3

      Smort.

    • @yuso-cc8884
      @yuso-cc8884 3 роки тому

      Haha, yeah man, ppl already have xanax and valium, science is at it’s peak and people are the happiest and more content than they’ve ever been since the first human being. It sure is nice that scientists have such a tight graspnon what ia real and what isn’t. Let’s just keep in mind that what we believe right now to be true regarding all sciences will soon be proven lackluster by better more complete theories, it’s always happened. Nobody is right about anything ever, so take a xanax and take a dive, maybe all this spuritual shit helps people become more aware of themselves

    • @SilverLotus187
      @SilverLotus187 3 роки тому

      @@yuso-cc8884 it helps me go to sleep when i smoke weed

    • @jacobf.8021
      @jacobf.8021 2 роки тому

      You sound like the plague doctor.

    • @SCP-1715.
      @SCP-1715. 2 роки тому

      I to can give you this power... if you so desire.

  • @Tw0Dots
    @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +22

    “And when she asks for payment for her services you tell her to sit down and close her eyes. Wave your hands at her and say ‘I am sending you a series of rectangles I call money into your purse’ “
    That comment. That fucking comment lmao

  • @malte3756
    @malte3756 5 років тому +414

    My mom did this with me. She's a physiotherapist and was on some kind of seminar, and then she tried the stuff out with me. I'm obviously 2000% sure this is the future of science, medicine and every other discipline mankind can come up with. Nothing shall be stronger than asking someone questions and then pushing on his arm to see how much he holds back.

  • @Prxdigy7
    @Prxdigy7 5 років тому +263

    When your parents see your history and it says facial slapping massage

  • @mellowsohype
    @mellowsohype 3 роки тому +8

    “Is he a professional tinnitus dealer?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonmartin9298
    @brandonmartin9298 3 роки тому +6

    3:14
    German embalmer prepping german soldier for burial. (Circa, 1945, colorized)

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +276

    Me and the boys getting some esoteric healing demonstrations by “Doctor” Barbara J. Briner.

  • @BlightVonDrake
    @BlightVonDrake 5 років тому +609

    That woman clearly never watched Avatar: The Last Airbender.
    "No bananas for you yet." *_What?_*

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 років тому +20

      It must disturb the chakras, scientific stuff.

    • @prussiangermansoldier2987
      @prussiangermansoldier2987 4 роки тому +14

      No, she has and she is secretly a blood bender

    • @scottwales5966
      @scottwales5966 4 роки тому +23

      @@prussiangermansoldier2987 blood bender?
      No wonder I have a boner

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash 4 роки тому +1

      Scott Wales ur comment reminds me of that one Shadman Korra comic 😂

    • @scottwales5966
      @scottwales5966 4 роки тому +4

      @@Magical_Trash ah a fellow degenerate

  • @brrrnaner
    @brrrnaner 3 роки тому +6

    I always come back to these weird ass video commentaries. Something about the calm, confident insanity of the videos and the lustrous bass vocals of Charlie's shit talking mixes so perfectly.

  • @aaronbiere285
    @aaronbiere285 4 роки тому +17

    "Leo came".
    Only now have I noticed that that probably wasn't just an accidental clip at the end. It was a conclusion to the saga

  • @MegaNightmare4
    @MegaNightmare4 5 років тому +192

    I've been over here using solar power like a damn fool. Time to switch over to spleen energy.

    • @abhisdn4175
      @abhisdn4175 3 роки тому +3

      *_SPLEEN_*

    • @jacklewis256
      @jacklewis256 3 роки тому +5

      Try liver energy next if spleen fails

    • @AxelTheAussie
      @AxelTheAussie 3 роки тому +4

      @@jacklewis256 hopefully your liver isn't weak, otherwise you'll need to switch to the maxillary sinuses

    • @youngeyecon3471
      @youngeyecon3471 3 роки тому

      god comment

  • @user-tl9ry1pj1j
    @user-tl9ry1pj1j 5 років тому +298

    "Tonsils are weak"
    Watch the dude have no tonsils.

    • @TheSniper9752
      @TheSniper9752 4 роки тому +5

      Lol, was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +15

      The healing was so powerful that his tonsil disintegrated

    • @wicrosoft8091
      @wicrosoft8091 4 роки тому +1

      that must be why they're weak

  • @TheAwesomeness490
    @TheAwesomeness490 3 роки тому +25

    Every time I watch charlie I just hope I learn a bit more about what he studied in college. Him going to class and being a student is just such a wacky notion

  • @adamprice8382
    @adamprice8382 3 роки тому +19

    This guys capacity for and quality of sarcasm is unreal. Dude keeps me laughing my ass off.

  • @neoarketariviello4241
    @neoarketariviello4241 5 років тому +216

    "Help, I've been stabbed!!!"
    "Let me help! (Waves hands for 2 minutes) There! You've been saved!"

  • @zh3497
    @zh3497 5 років тому +70

    I crapped my pants because of those rogue spirit waves hitting my colon.

  • @lukesucksatlife9696
    @lukesucksatlife9696 3 роки тому +5

    Ehhh that bowl ring thing, that scares me *tinnitus call in the distance*

  • @NerdStuffing
    @NerdStuffing 3 роки тому +7

    The placebo effect is really nice. Also just watching her do this is really just relaxing.

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 3 роки тому +1

      Like the first lady might do really good for my anxiety and tension.

    • @fillipitibell4646
      @fillipitibell4646 3 роки тому +1

      This entire video is relaxing, but that’s just due to Charlie talking more “quietly” than usual. But other than that, yeah, she is really calming.

  • @balmainrichard1335
    @balmainrichard1335 5 років тому +1202

    There are currently more porn videos than stars in our solar system
    *ScIeNcE*

    • @randbarger8379
      @randbarger8379 5 років тому +21

      Nice

    • @ade5324
      @ade5324 5 років тому +320

      well yea there is sure more than 1 porn videos...

    • @balmainrichard1335
      @balmainrichard1335 5 років тому +47

      @@ade5324 yea man that's the point but isn't it deep now you think about it?

    • @shattermelon496
      @shattermelon496 5 років тому +31

      You sneaky fuck

    • @karambadodox
      @karambadodox 5 років тому +118

      @Mathew Sakwa there is one star in this solar system dumbass, you are getting confused with the galaxy, which has millions of stars.

  • @Donsps5
    @Donsps5 5 років тому +47

    The vibrations either turn you into a mindless zombie who listens to the state and the state alone.
    Or they turn your brain into liquid.

  • @balintfekete7494
    @balintfekete7494 3 роки тому +3

    *pokes eyes out and yanks on arm*
    -hmm, yes, your eye energy is low

  • @guywithatippmann
    @guywithatippmann 2 роки тому +5

    As cookey as it looks I can actually confirm having a singing bowl rung while its on your head is a really wild feeling.

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +191

    Well I guess we should go to technology then
    Time for anime mech suits

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +262

    The spiritual energy in this comment section is too much. It’s like a black hole.

    • @zsurvivalist7996
      @zsurvivalist7996 5 років тому +11

      It fills my black hole

    • @katazina0
      @katazina0 5 років тому +1

      free therapy from the comment section, enjoy it

    • @MayBeBasic
      @MayBeBasic 5 років тому

      @@bigmikeobama523 lol

    • @MayBeBasic
      @MayBeBasic 5 років тому

      @@bigmikeobama523 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 5 років тому

      A Charlieblitz?

  • @adamwest8711
    @adamwest8711 2 роки тому +1

    I never thought I’d laugh at an elderly Asian man doing a nazi salute before suffering banana refusal.

  • @Bidoof_Fan7
    @Bidoof_Fan7 3 роки тому +4

    You can drop "Is the spleen giving off energy, Barbara" into any conversation for a one hit kill

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 5 років тому +63

    "Man's got and art center inside of him WTF?!?!"
    ‐Penguinz0

  • @Fruitcupper
    @Fruitcupper 5 років тому +40

    *Puts an open VHS tape on his chest and pushes his arm*
    "You're cured! That'll be $102."

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 роки тому +1

    "Wafting a fart up his nose." Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 3 роки тому +10

    Dude, I'm a kinesiologist and we don't act like we are describing that people have limbs!These guys are a disgrace!A kinesiologist(at least in my country)is a type of doctor that helps you through movement, hence"kinesis"=movement.We are the people that help patients with stroke, heart attack and other mobility problems after the doctors told them they are ok to go to a kinesiologist

    • @Door_Into_Summer
      @Door_Into_Summer 2 роки тому

      What's the difference between that and an Occupational therapist or a physical therapist?

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 2 роки тому +1

      @@Door_Into_Summer First of all, in my country, in order to become a physical therapist, you go to Uni and study 3 years.Second, like I said, the job per se isn't a bluff or a scam, because physical therapists are a form of doctors:we know CPR, how to treat wounds/fractures/inflammations etc with science, not bowls or other mystical shit.What those guys are doing is pure bullshit

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 2 роки тому +4

      @@Door_Into_Summer And an occupational therapist is the one that focuses on helping people with mental problems, but through movement, like games for example.They are the one that help people with autism, older people with dementia, schizophrenia or people with down syndrone.OT are not as active as a physical therapist and you study a different Uni for that

  • @marcuszucc4780
    @marcuszucc4780 5 років тому +65

    1:55
    I though he was hitting her head with a toilet plunger

  • @XGMPinachet
    @XGMPinachet 5 років тому +34

    1:56 When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know...

  • @slimsammyone
    @slimsammyone 4 роки тому

    Almost shot coffee out my nose with the "are you ready for the banana".

  • @daisyjosephine768
    @daisyjosephine768 29 днів тому +1

    this video was unironically very soothing. thank you Charlie

  • @pittbull909
    @pittbull909 5 років тому +900

    Day 3 of asking Charlie to stream an episode of Big Time Rush

    • @Ringocos
      @Ringocos 5 років тому +5

      Just did the same thing with jack, asking him to play "Trover saves the universe"

    • @f.b.lagent1113
      @f.b.lagent1113 5 років тому

      Hortense Mitchell pewdiepie face eater?

    • @13_faces
      @13_faces 5 років тому +7

      We aren't starting this again.

    • @cancerouslump7961
      @cancerouslump7961 5 років тому +3

      A gem lost in the sands
      of time

    • @CrabCrocs
      @CrabCrocs 5 років тому +11

      Lasciel shut the heck up yes we are

  • @ncrtrooper6619
    @ncrtrooper6619 5 років тому +188

    *Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for Charlie to get a haircut*

  • @Bman87
    @Bman87 4 роки тому +11

    You'll never see this but i watch your vids at like 4am when i cant sleep and lemme tell ya man shit slaps

  • @marcussmedberg9828
    @marcussmedberg9828 3 роки тому

    i fell asleep with autoplay on and i woke to the dude hitting the bowl thing. it was a weird thing to wake up to.

  • @winter4265
    @winter4265 5 років тому +81

    *"This man has an art center inside of him?!"* that made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @justordinary82
    @justordinary82 5 років тому +46

    I can feel the money leaving my wallet..
    My energy is broke.

  • @user-fh3tu9yy9z
    @user-fh3tu9yy9z 3 роки тому +4

    Ngl I thought they were trying to give the girl a bowl cut.

  • @ajaxx7252
    @ajaxx7252 3 роки тому

    I love coming back to this vid and the massage vid, they’re just weirdly funny

  • @shaece798
    @shaece798 4 роки тому +28

    "He didn't even give the banana test, how can i trust this guy"

  • @008abdullah
    @008abdullah 5 років тому +6

    What a painful reminder that there are people who live off this hocus pocus while there are people with degrees who can't find a job.

    • @Shinbu1128
      @Shinbu1128 5 років тому +2

      Why am I even bothering to get my History degree and teaching certification, when I can just get people to pay me to vaguely gesture in their direction or do whatever the fuck Banana lady was doing?

    • @008abdullah
      @008abdullah 5 років тому

      @Anne yes but most aren't

  • @imp3rfect_jay211
    @imp3rfect_jay211 3 роки тому +3

    3:20 "what is this nail polish she's putting on him?
    Lady: "no, okay?"

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 3 роки тому +6

    Charlie hasn’t a clue what he’s watching but he’s always the expert 😂

  • @lonelysquare9565
    @lonelysquare9565 5 років тому +87

    Day 134: Charlie is growing to look more and more like a homeless man who one would find under a bridge next to a trash can fireplace.

  • @diegodjamous4310
    @diegodjamous4310 5 років тому +18

    The guy at 2:40 is saluting Adolf

  • @romulus661
    @romulus661 4 роки тому +5

    3:20 "What is it nail polish?"
    "No"

  • @koichithehamonconsumer5211
    @koichithehamonconsumer5211 4 роки тому +1

    That third one happened to me, it was super Sudo and nothing got fixed. We just got charged a ton and that’s it.

  • @Scorpinock
    @Scorpinock 5 років тому +236

    The guy at 3:00 is lucky because he gets to salute Der Führer for a bit without getting in trouble

    • @chromefacedkarma
      @chromefacedkarma 4 роки тому +9

      Yes dude! Finally someone understands why le chad Aryan Regime shall reign supreme!,!,!!@

    • @halamadruuid2380
      @halamadruuid2380 4 роки тому +7

      skOsH Naxis*

    • @mjustbenn2988
      @mjustbenn2988 4 роки тому +3

      @@halamadruuid2380 there we go, the joke is finally complete

  • @mainmanmooky8820
    @mainmanmooky8820 5 років тому +9

    Fun fact about that bowl man: during the civil and maybe revolutionary war, many bodies were found dead between rocks with no physical damage found on their bodies. It was eventually discovered that the sound waves of the cannon and their firearms were so intense that it destroyed their inner ears and brains, leaving them visibly unscathed.
    Long story short, tinnitus was the least of their concerns

  • @tobyech9746
    @tobyech9746 3 роки тому +9

    Last words of the video:
    “LeO caME”

  • @wesleysmith134
    @wesleysmith134 4 роки тому +3

    “Close call. She almost went too deep.” Some would call it, skills.

  • @moe2590
    @moe2590 5 років тому +184

    Chances of me never missing another upload
    1.02$

    • @plumpo4047
      @plumpo4047 5 років тому +7

      Could I get a loan?

    • @etharchildres3976
      @etharchildres3976 5 років тому

      BlackBurry
      Eh?

    • @benshepherd5899
      @benshepherd5899 5 років тому +9

      Whyd put the s with a line behind the number

    • @Stocking.mp3
      @Stocking.mp3 5 років тому +3

      @@benshepherd5899 Idk for some reason people do it

    • @scars4all834
      @scars4all834 5 років тому

      ben shepherd I do it all the time just so people can bitch about how it’s wrong.

  • @zamed88
    @zamed88 5 років тому +30

    F A C I A L S L A P P I N G M A S S A G E

  • @the_memester4262
    @the_memester4262 3 роки тому +6

    I fuckin died at 1:40

  • @aubreysharp8384
    @aubreysharp8384 3 роки тому

    this is weirdly calming

  • @torreywhiting5402
    @torreywhiting5402 4 роки тому +22

    5:37 knees are weak, mom spaghetti

  • @notrandy1
    @notrandy1 5 років тому +91

    3:59 you can have this banana
    NO BANANAS FOR YOU YET

    • @broopdefloop
      @broopdefloop 4 роки тому +1

      He only went there for the bannana, she ruined the whole experience

  • @Easypart
    @Easypart 2 роки тому

    The headache you'll have after he finished ringing his bell for 5 minutes.

  • @curtrolz7909
    @curtrolz7909 3 роки тому +1

    i do not know why this feels relaxing and i feel like im being massaged but there is a narrator while im being massaged.