Markiplier Will MOUNT You

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  • @Sicanda
    @Sicanda 4 роки тому +3175

    "It's 2020, it's not 2015. Our base humor needs to be much higher..."
    Ah yes, 2015, the year of the Bonercast. Good times!

    • @skipskip342
      @skipskip342 4 роки тому +105

      That bit needs to be revived

    • @backseatgamer1808
      @backseatgamer1808 4 роки тому +23

      fuck, its been that long

    • @xio2471
      @xio2471 4 роки тому +7

      I read this when he said it lol

    • @darbyyounger
      @darbyyounger 4 роки тому +1

      @@xio2471 same felt wuird

    • @dailenwug4464
      @dailenwug4464 4 роки тому +2

      uwau thanks for the knowledge

  • @miqaalexandrias4075
    @miqaalexandrias4075 4 роки тому +10024

    Bob: "Wade, can you say something nice about mark?"
    Wade: "I've seen shorter people."

    • @barron227
      @barron227 4 роки тому +239

      Nice uno reference

    • @poptart0695
      @poptart0695 4 роки тому +150

      That's the nicest thing I've heard *wipes tear*

    • @NoArmsSally
      @NoArmsSally 4 роки тому +67

      Poor Mark isn't even short

    • @poptart0695
      @poptart0695 4 роки тому +64

      @@NoArmsSally he's as tall as jacksepticeye 5 foot 10 and pewdiepie is only an inch taller

    • @NoArmsSally
      @NoArmsSally 4 роки тому +4

      judi shepard I mean that's about the same as me

  • @starlord0o072
    @starlord0o072 4 роки тому +5011

    Bob: says something
    Markiplier: *something’s wrong, I can feel it*

    • @Rookiee-
      @Rookiee- 4 роки тому +81

      *Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what*

    • @erinlovebunnies7094
      @erinlovebunnies7094 4 роки тому +44

      *reads in Eminem*

    • @Fr0stbit3_
      @Fr0stbit3_ 4 роки тому +39

      @@Rookiee- If he's as bananas as you say, then we're in trouble

    • @haydenm4402
      @haydenm4402 4 роки тому +5

      420th like 🍃

    • @raegunn0
      @raegunn0 4 роки тому +18

      @@Fr0stbit3_ big trouble

  • @AkumaDayo
    @AkumaDayo 3 роки тому +1710

    No one's talking about how Mark is the only one who actually gave a genuine compliment, and it was to Wade lmao

    • @myaga
      @myaga 3 роки тому +8

      when

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 3 роки тому +101

      @@myaga 36:30 "I think you look great" about his lack of hair lol

    • @blackfang-ms5rq
      @blackfang-ms5rq 2 роки тому +48

      He also said “You’re too stupid to be the evil one.”

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 2 роки тому +17

      @@blackfang-ms5rq yes but that was just one of all the other mildly offensive stuff they said to each other lmao, still Mark is the only one who said something genuinely nice about Wade here lol

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 роки тому +3

      MARKIPLIER MOUNT
      WILL YOU??

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 роки тому +2168

    Mark: I'm beginning to suspect to think that you're not the nice guy at all!
    Bob: I am the nice one.
    Mark: Mmm, say something nice about me then!
    Bob: I really like how short you are.
    Mark: *internally screaming*

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 роки тому +10

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts I know right...I can't wait till Mark makes another series...It will probably be awhile till the next one though...I hope he does bring back Darkiplier! 😈

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 роки тому

      Hashtag No name Mind blown!! 😧

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 роки тому

      Scp Furry Wolf 😱😱😱

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 роки тому

      Scp Furry Wolf This was sent to me twice for some reason lol! 😂😂😂

  • @Meniscus6
    @Meniscus6 4 роки тому +2470

    bob may be villainous but he is the hero in their group , Mark tries to be a hero but usually is a villain... wade... just kinda wails in the tower ?

    • @teamleaf4570
      @teamleaf4570 4 роки тому +190

      wade is pretty much their princess peach. useless, but people like him anyway lol

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 4 роки тому +25

      The usual ... and there's Wade.

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 роки тому +28

      Wade's the damsel in distress

    • @rayin9467
      @rayin9467 4 роки тому +68

      Wade's the damsel who intentionally and unintentionally locked themselves inside the tower.

    • @painfulguess9429
      @painfulguess9429 4 роки тому +48

      @@rayin9467 "ok so i tried this thing and now im stuck"
      wade, 2017

  • @Swivelbot
    @Swivelbot 4 роки тому +4121

    Mark: Some of us have become a lot more mature
    Also Mark: LoOk At ThAt DoNg!

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 4 роки тому +29

      ROD XANG!

    • @littlelives360
      @littlelives360 4 роки тому +68

      He’s just appreciating the male form nothing wrong with that

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 3 роки тому +62

      It takes a supreme level of maturity to a appreciate the beauty of the *dong*

    • @filispeed_0111
      @filispeed_0111 3 роки тому +5

      @Duplizapper see, thats not being mature.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 роки тому +3

      MARKIPLIER MOUNT
      WILL YOU??

  • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
    @Ultimate_Dadzawa 4 роки тому +1266

    i love how at the end mark just “youre too stupid to be the evil one” and then like, immediate apologies

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 4 роки тому +33

      That's just the kind of funky guy he is lol

  • @kak4191
    @kak4191 4 роки тому +6254

    I love how they didn't even question Wade being the princess/damsel in distress. Wade gets caught up and always calls for help and Mark usually ends up saving him while Bob laughs.

  • @ReleasedHollow
    @ReleasedHollow 4 роки тому +765

    Fancyplier: Some of us have become a right more dignified.
    Also Mark: Look at that dong!

  • @cadegs
    @cadegs 4 роки тому +3134

    "Markiplier Will MOUNT You"
    Who's ready for a fully family friendly and monetizable video!

    • @lukesmith8896
      @lukesmith8896 4 роки тому +40

      Oh boy am I!

    • @daemonvanmeir9697
      @daemonvanmeir9697 4 роки тому +14

      @@lukesmith8896 yeah me too!

    • @CosmicCreatorCat
      @CosmicCreatorCat 4 роки тому +13

      I only came for this comment, but I accidentally watched the whole video instead..

    • @asdefree
      @asdefree 4 роки тому +10

      I feel that the title's meaning changes depending on which word you emphasize

    • @SkyVyrNox
      @SkyVyrNox 4 роки тому +5

      You'd better put a question mark at the end of that sentence quick!

  • @midnightblueraven
    @midnightblueraven 4 роки тому +3559

    I wonder how lixian felt while editing this

  • @marvelman3164
    @marvelman3164 4 роки тому +1453

    Bob: “I’m the trustworthy one” *flash to every Prop Hunt video with Bob in it*

  • @funkytrashh
    @funkytrashh 4 роки тому +3108

    "I'm the nice one" is exactly what Bob said to me after he called me short when I met him. Thanks Bob.

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 4 роки тому +3858

    Mark: Compliment me
    Bob: I like how short you are
    Mark, who hates being called short, but has realised that Bob actually likes that about him: *visible confusion*

    • @fardass3535
      @fardass3535 4 роки тому +29

      hey speedwagon, how come your foundation can fix strohiem from a bunch of bits and pieces but cant fix a simple doughnut boi

    • @littlemissunoriginal4337
      @littlemissunoriginal4337 4 роки тому +67

      Isn't Mark like, 5'10"? That's not short, at least from my 5'5" point of view

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 4 роки тому +49

      It’s a joke because he’s always sitting down when he records. It’s old and simple I know, but this gag has been running since 2007.

    • @moniquebear4544
      @moniquebear4544 4 роки тому +71

      @@littlemissunoriginal4337 He also has had a bad habit of standing near Bob and Wade who are both well over 6 ft. He does look a bit short in comparison, lol.

    • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
      @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 4 роки тому +7

      @@littlemissunoriginal4337 yeah I'm about 5'6" soooooo I know how that feels 😅

  • @deadgrass2299
    @deadgrass2299 3 роки тому +332

    Bob is the villain, and his evil backstory is that he wanted to get a fridge installed but lost his mind instead.

    • @loganmeier6130
      @loganmeier6130 3 роки тому +15

      And wade cursed him with a wet spot in his office

    • @asteriskJohn
      @asteriskJohn 7 місяців тому +1

      this was before that i think

  • @ajschroeder.117
    @ajschroeder.117 4 роки тому +1001

    The ending conversation:
    *Markiplyer playing 4D chess*
    *Bob playing 1D chess*
    *Wade, in a different room, playing solitaire*

  • @theGrassMan0305
    @theGrassMan0305 4 роки тому +294

    "You're too stupid to be evil" I think this is my new favorite quote

    • @kyleowen5299
      @kyleowen5299 4 роки тому

      Twerp Kesla Agreed

    • @smol_ish
      @smol_ish 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 роки тому

      Doofenshmirtz.

    • @vegetasprincess7273
      @vegetasprincess7273 4 роки тому +1

      I want that quote on a tshirt.

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 роки тому +1

      @@vegetasprincess7273 Same, but with a Hyphen, giving credit to the genius who said that. Perry the Platypus.

  • @anchoriticparliament6343
    @anchoriticparliament6343 4 роки тому +231

    Wade: *grabs bob's taint*
    Bob: "I'm definitely the villain"
    37:02

  • @GSPAEpro
    @GSPAEpro 3 роки тому +212

    The first time I got a notification for this video I was leaving my great grandfather’s funeral. I will never forget the emotions I felt upon seeing that notification.

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 3 місяці тому +1

      Definition of “Blursed”?

  • @DrakenAshen
    @DrakenAshen 4 роки тому +296

    The REAL implication here is that Wade is the Princess.

  • @warriordawg1362
    @warriordawg1362 4 роки тому +1658

    Me: *Reads Title*
    My Brain: "Is that a threat or an invitation?"

  • @anjelloproductions
    @anjelloproductions 4 роки тому +541

    Mark in bio: Wholesome family fun game
    Wade: *Pole dances*
    Also Mark: “That is some DONG action.”

    • @karacar5473
      @karacar5473 4 роки тому +5

      300 likes and no replies? I'm here to change that!

    • @qsyki
      @qsyki 4 роки тому +2

      486 and 1 reply? I’m here to change that!

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 роки тому +1

      507 likes and three comments? I'm here to change that

    • @karacar5473
      @karacar5473 4 роки тому

      I like on what's happening here

  • @mermer3572
    @mermer3572 4 роки тому +581

    I hate to admit it, but as an animation nerd, I really like how smooth the models' animations are
    End me now

    • @deadgrass2299
      @deadgrass2299 3 роки тому +37

      Me too. I'm impressed with how well they're rigged. It usually looks kinda janky.

    • @greggluvsbugs
      @greggluvsbugs 3 роки тому +24

      Unfortunately I was thinking the same thing as an animator 😖 it hurts my soul a bit

    • @telethia6428
      @telethia6428 3 роки тому +28

      Nonsense, have pride for admiring the glory of peak human physique

    • @thomas_nutter
      @thomas_nutter 3 роки тому +1

      That dong tho, flying so smoothly

    • @ameyagupta7285
      @ameyagupta7285 2 роки тому +3

      it just looks like IK and ragdoll i don't think there's much handmade animation

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +7531

    "It's time for the wholesome family fun!"
    *Nervously Looks at title*

  • @leosydlik2278
    @leosydlik2278 4 роки тому +5925

    “Markiplier will mount you”
    Me: “Don’t tell Amy”

  • @kexard
    @kexard 4 роки тому +3363

    Mark: starts questioning whether or not Bob is truly “the nice one”.
    Me: Mark, you’re interfering with forces far beyond our control.

    • @krim9434
      @krim9434 4 роки тому +42

      He's breaking the 49th dimension

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 4 роки тому +14

      @cRimSOn 69th dimension*

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 4 роки тому +8

      @@dividedbyzero1742 690th dimension

    • @ChocoCopters
      @ChocoCopters 4 роки тому +18

      _You're interfering with the chance of the 69420th dimension's ability to exist._

    • @greasinplays
      @greasinplays 4 роки тому +4

      @@ChocoCopters you dont want to go to that demention....its all bad

  • @sylverscribs0490
    @sylverscribs0490 4 роки тому +345

    Markiplier: titles a video “Markiplier will mount you”
    Fanfic writers: it’s free real estate

  • @stormgate3079
    @stormgate3079 4 роки тому +1059

    "So I'M the evil one."
    Going by A Heist with Markiplier, you're definitely the evil one. And the cheerfully homicidal one. And the adventurous one. And the one who's apparently in prison for multiple felonies.
    But yes, the evil one.

  • @Jabersson
    @Jabersson 4 роки тому +1256

    Mark: In the last 5 years our humor has evolved past dick jokes
    *entire video proceeds to be nothing but gay jokes*

    • @DeathMetalHead69
      @DeathMetalHead69 4 роки тому +96

      With a title like "Markiplier will MOUNT you" what did you expect?

    • @Happy_doggo
      @Happy_doggo 3 роки тому +5

      @@DeathMetalHead69 ya
      *Tense laugh*

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 4 роки тому +1190

    "The Fellowship of the Dong."
    Don't you mean the Fellowship of the Wang?

  • @thultem7657
    @thultem7657 4 роки тому +118

    And in their hubris, humanity tried to reach heaven through their tower of babel. And God wept, for he knew that the tower they built only brought them closer to hell.

  • @krewlex_ghost
    @krewlex_ghost 4 роки тому +168

    39:10 I like how Bob tried to play along with the bit and say something mean as a joke, only to accidentally something actually mean

  • @AzaStark
    @AzaStark 4 роки тому +151

    39:15
    Mark: Say something mean about me!
    Bob: You're not as funny as you think you are *immediate backpedal* _wAIT I DIDN'T mEAN THAT!_ *_THIS BIT IS GOING TO FAR!_*

  • @angelscorner408
    @angelscorner408 4 роки тому +295

    "None of us know how to compliment each other" Mark says immediately after telling Wade he thinks he looks nice without hair
    Mark hon that is in fact a serious compliment

    • @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI
      @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI 4 роки тому +16

      IKR!! Lolz Markimoo is a sweetheart and doesnt even realize it. Thats whats most adorable. Lolz!!

    • @squid2333
      @squid2333 4 роки тому +9

      My brain read that as "I like you with serious hair"

  • @AStupidlyNormalGuy
    @AStupidlyNormalGuy 4 роки тому +136

    Me reading the thumbnail: *"Markiplier mount, will you?"*
    My sister: *visible confusion*

  • @cadmium-ores
    @cadmium-ores 4 роки тому +724

    Bob going “Wait a minute, this was a bit! It’s gone too far!” 0.0001 seconds after lightly insulting Mark is so good xD we love strong friendships in this household x3

  • @Caramika
    @Caramika 4 роки тому +3837

    Markiplier will MOUNT you.
    I have mixed feelings about that title.

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson 4 роки тому +157

    Life: *(points in a direction)*
    Mark: *(agressively sprints in the opposite direction)*

  • @GH05TL1GHT5
    @GH05TL1GHT5 4 роки тому +89

    Mark to Wade: "I think you look great the way you look right now."
    Mark, 3sec later: "I think the problem is here that none of us know how to compliment each other in a serious way."
    Okay.

  • @thegentlemanpirate13
    @thegentlemanpirate13 4 роки тому +247

    Mark: "Our base humour needs to be higher than it was 5 years ago."
    Also Mark: "Ooooh, look at that DONG!"

  • @marcmello3237
    @marcmello3237 4 роки тому +373

    Mark: Talks about having higher intellectual comedy
    Also Mark: His ingame name is 'BUMBUM'

    • @plate_fox
      @plate_fox 4 роки тому +17

      I Exist what are you talking about that’s the height of comedy

    • @marcmello3237
      @marcmello3237 4 роки тому +8

      @• Cloudy Kun • I've learned so much today

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 4 роки тому +5

      For 7 years?

    • @marcmello3237
      @marcmello3237 4 роки тому +1

      @@phoenixflambe3319 Zoinks, you took that seriously?

    • @marcmello3237
      @marcmello3237 4 роки тому +3

      @idk a name69297 You right

  • @hououinkyouma6629
    @hououinkyouma6629 4 роки тому +713

    *Mark and Bob discussing who's evil*
    Wade: "I'm not the evil one"
    Mark: *"You're too stupid to be evil"*
    Me: Oh poor Wade...

  • @TheDankNootTF2
    @TheDankNootTF2 2 роки тому +38

    41:13
    “You’re too stupid to be evil!”
    Markiplier, 2020

    • @MAC-xl5dn
      @MAC-xl5dn Рік тому +1

      Best detective of all time

  • @Mystreek
    @Mystreek 4 роки тому +580

    Mark: "Bob, say something mean about me"
    Bob: "You're not as funny as you think you are. Well that was actually mean I'm sorry..."
    I swear Bob is the funniest without even trying 🤣

    • @thehandthatdraws987
      @thehandthatdraws987 4 роки тому +22

      For real, though. He really deserves to be more popular on his channel.

  • @kickmasterbengarton7577
    @kickmasterbengarton7577 4 роки тому +153

    41:02 Mark: “Wait…so I’m the evil one.”
    He totally missed the perfect opportunity for “It was me the whole time!”

  • @jeezuhskriste5759
    @jeezuhskriste5759 4 роки тому +237

    Mark comes to save the princess and it turns out his “shining armor” was just a suit entirely made of tinfoil. The princess jumps out of her tower after hearing Mark monologue for half an hour about how he’s wearing this to protect himself from Bob’s evil schemes.

  • @deadgrass2299
    @deadgrass2299 3 роки тому +11

    36:02 is when it turns from a war over controller or gamepad to a war over who is the villain of the story. Absolute gold.

  • @V1ctoria00
    @V1ctoria00 4 роки тому +963

    That time the bits got way too real and everyone was trying to bail on the conversation.

    • @IsaacSperrow
      @IsaacSperrow 4 роки тому +34

      And yet somehow the top comments is only about the title of the video.

    • @katieismobile8898
      @katieismobile8898 4 роки тому +1

      reminds me of anothe rdick game they played before

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +1

      @@katieismobile8898 another multiplayer sort of competitive game?

  • @SkyeRoseVT1073
    @SkyeRoseVT1073 4 роки тому +8771

    I think there's a certain ex-gymnist that would love to play this game

    • @minionyou9167
      @minionyou9167 4 роки тому +736

      unus Annus UNUS *ANNUS*
      Edit: 505 likes you're cappin

    • @PeaceLuvNWubz
      @PeaceLuvNWubz 4 роки тому +216

      @@minionyou9167 Unnus *ANUS* *

    • @minionyou9167
      @minionyou9167 4 роки тому +167

      @@PeaceLuvNWubz Absolutely not 😂

    • @PeaceLuvNWubz
      @PeaceLuvNWubz 4 роки тому +53

      @@minionyou9167 LOL

    • @mmog_1
      @mmog_1 4 роки тому +44

      Huh is it an unnus annus

  • @theodorebelmont2181
    @theodorebelmont2181 4 роки тому +529

    Bob: “I’m the villain”
    Mark: “You’re not the villain, you’re the villain!”

    • @o.Froggy.o
      @o.Froggy.o Рік тому

      Completely different things

  • @verdensrommet420
    @verdensrommet420 3 роки тому +58

    Mark: “Some of us have matured”
    Also Mark: Look at that *dong*

  • @valentinaashdown6023
    @valentinaashdown6023 4 роки тому +193

    Bob: Then you’re the evil one.
    Mark: You mean...IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME?!

  • @cyber_nuggets8302
    @cyber_nuggets8302 4 роки тому +1909

    Mark: "Wade is too stupid to be evil"
    Me: mmmhmm... *looks towards Doofenshmirtz*

    • @SaturnHunter_
      @SaturnHunter_ 4 роки тому +135

      Doofenshmirts is a genius, how dare you suggest otherwise

    • @Phoenixfirex
      @Phoenixfirex 4 роки тому +82

      *D O O F E N S H M I R T Z E V I L I N C O R P O R A T E D*

    • @ItsGiving798
      @ItsGiving798 4 роки тому +60

      HOW DARE YOU, IT'S CAUSE A PLATYPUS IS CONTROLLING HIM
      (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
      xD

    • @kodaiscompost
      @kodaiscompost 4 роки тому +49

      @@ItsGiving798 Corporations are a platypus
      The government's a platypus
      Your teacher is a platypus

    • @jennifercassaro1179
      @jennifercassaro1179 4 роки тому +21

      doof literally means stupid in german

  • @JackCFairman
    @JackCFairman 4 роки тому +296

    Mark: starts going down this rabbit hole on how Bob is evil
    Bob: "so you would agree with me that I'm the villain"
    Mark: "not yet..."
    Bob: "just give me one man"
    Mark: continues down rabbit hole

  • @displacedicon7643
    @displacedicon7643 4 роки тому +33

    I wonder if Mark noticed his arms weren't long enough to reach over half of the things he tried too. (not really a mouse vs controller fault)

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle 4 роки тому +407

    Mark: "Bob its 2020 we need to become more dignified"
    *Bob: I'm playing one hand only*
    Also Mark: "Ahahahaha one hand only?!"

  • @davidlindsay3233
    @davidlindsay3233 4 роки тому +242

    “Markiplier will mount you” Is that a threat, or an offer?

  • @tobypie9967
    @tobypie9967 4 роки тому +387

    No one:
    Mark: has an existential crisis about Bob's morality

    • @iinxva_blade
      @iinxva_blade 4 роки тому

      Why is there a pink digital heart next to your name on my screen??

    • @tobypie9967
      @tobypie9967 4 роки тому +2

      @@iinxva_blade I'm a member on the channel and it's one of the perks. Pink means I've hit the 6 month milestone

  • @undecidedhandle
    @undecidedhandle 3 роки тому +20

    9:49 im not going to lie, but this part right here where mark's character's arm is wrapped around bob's character's shoulder, while the other hand is extended outwards like a common macho man pose, is pure ✨ *A* *R* *T* ✨

    • @lanceelamparo1757
      @lanceelamparo1757 2 роки тому +1

      I also thought it was a good selfie pose

    • @teaMalista
      @teaMalista Рік тому

      I also thought so! It looked so good

  • @Sigilsss
    @Sigilsss 4 роки тому +1670

    Mark: "Thrust towards the heavens"
    B-B-B-B-BONER CAST-

    • @subaruavaron
      @subaruavaron 4 роки тому +26

      BBBBBBBBBONER!

    • @levelupdonut
      @levelupdonut 4 роки тому +4

      Yees

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 4 роки тому +17

      B-B-B-B-BONER! *cannon sound*

    • @Sigilsss
      @Sigilsss 4 роки тому +21

      "WHOA!!! THE BONER CANON GOING OFF GAVE ME A BONER!!!"

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 4 роки тому +17

      @@Sigilsss *0 days since last boner*

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e 4 роки тому +105

    "What's the tensile strength of a goat's ass?" Okay, Mr. "I could've been an engineer"

  • @soup4623
    @soup4623 4 роки тому +470

    Bob - I really like how short you are
    Wade - you have hair
    Mark - You look great
    Hhm I wonder who the nice one is

    • @dani.420
      @dani.420 4 роки тому +24

      Wade? Yup, Definitely Wade.

    • @GravyTanker
      @GravyTanker 4 роки тому +7

      Was wade complementing himself

    • @ChocoCopters
      @ChocoCopters 4 роки тому +13

      @@GravyTanker Then he's in denial.

    • @Neppy5000
      @Neppy5000 4 роки тому +5

      Bob. Always Bob.

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting 4 роки тому +3

      Wade most definitely.

  • @annmarielangley6947
    @annmarielangley6947 4 роки тому +7

    35:34- the end of the video just talking about bob being the villain just suddenly slapped me in the face with *Every Good Story Needs A Villain*

  • @kanati1133
    @kanati1133 4 роки тому +495

    "Markiplier will MOUNT you"
    Me: badtouchbadtouch

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 4 роки тому +9

      The best few seconds of SCP.

    • @charlie8779
      @charlie8779 4 роки тому +6

      Ayyyy a scp fan I see! A pardon if culture!

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 4 роки тому +2

      Me: oh yes daddyplier ☺️😏

    • @superkevin_021
      @superkevin_021 4 роки тому +3

      stranger danger

    • @a9dm460
      @a9dm460 4 роки тому +7

      @@magolor152 im gonna go with a nope on that one

  • @teoteous
    @teoteous 4 роки тому +178

    Huh.... This made me imagine the guys playing a multiplayer version of 'Getting Over It!' where their characters can interact with each other.
    Friendships over.

    • @lordbumblebee4971
      @lordbumblebee4971 4 роки тому +3

      teoteous that’s actually a thing they did !!

    • @qsyki
      @qsyki 4 роки тому +5

      *_GIVE ME THE LINK._*

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 4 роки тому +1

      Lord Bumblebee please elaborate

    • @UhhHalo
      @UhhHalo 4 роки тому +1

      @@Da_Swifta theres a mod

    • @biohazardbat9754
      @biohazardbat9754 4 роки тому

      Lord Bumblebee what??

  • @YanzMoist
    @YanzMoist 4 роки тому +218

    Bob: misses the smallest thing
    Mark: looks like keyboard is inferior!

  • @lonelyteapot858
    @lonelyteapot858 4 роки тому +30

    To quote the engineer
    "What in god's green earth could possibly going on here, I have chicken in the oven and I want broccoli so can everyone bleach my eyeballs!

  • @Aqua-bt4sg
    @Aqua-bt4sg 4 роки тому +405

    Me when Mark got stuck at the top: OASIIIIIS, OASIS OASISSSSS!!!!!!

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +1875

    *"Markiplier will MOUNT you"*
    9-Year olds watching this: *_*slowly calls 911*_*

    • @matthewrowell5973
      @matthewrowell5973 4 роки тому +59

      FBI open up!!

    • @xancarter1927
      @xancarter1927 4 роки тому +20

      COPA: "and what were you doing on UA-cam instead of UA-camKids?"

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 4 роки тому +10

      9 years old can't watch youtube though

    • @antagonist1038
      @antagonist1038 4 роки тому +5

      @@matthewrowell5973 MISSION FAILED WELL GET EM NEXT TIME

    • @sonic15561
      @sonic15561 4 роки тому +3

      How do you slowly call 911?

  • @williamjackson194
    @williamjackson194 4 роки тому +88

    Mark: “Our base humor needs to be much higher”...
    Also Mark: 2:51

  • @prgrm_err
    @prgrm_err 4 роки тому +49

    Wade: “Mister doctor!”
    Me: “That’s *Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick* to you!”

  • @SephDark18
    @SephDark18 4 роки тому +357

    38:48
    Mark: “There’s *LAYERS!* “
    Me: So.. Bob’s an onion?

  • @Joseph-oo7pp
    @Joseph-oo7pp 4 роки тому +78

    Mark: This isn’t 2015!
    Is it though? Mount Your Friends, shavediplier, Mark Wade and Bob’s multiplayer. I think it is 2015.

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 4 роки тому +221

    Mark: *spends entire episode roasting the keyboard*
    Also Mark in every Red Dead 2 video: I wish I had my keyboard!

  • @tame7929
    @tame7929 4 роки тому +20

    What everyone reads: “markiplier will mount you”
    What I read: markiplier mount will you”

  • @chickenisgood9729
    @chickenisgood9729 4 роки тому +400

    Alternative Title: *Keyboard VS Controller: The Final Battle*

  • @mallowfly7655
    @mallowfly7655 4 роки тому +180

    “What I really like is it’s a *skill* based game, right, Mark?”
    Bob poking Mark and then sitting back and observing the results👌🏻

  • @gbinking5200
    @gbinking5200 4 роки тому +118

    Thumbnail & title: Exists
    Me: Confused clicking

  • @wingnightbackwards
    @wingnightbackwards 3 роки тому +10

    36:31 mark seriously compliments wade and proceeds to say nobody can compliment each other in a serious way mark destroyed his own point before he made it mark is the nice one

  • @TheLivingBluejay
    @TheLivingBluejay 4 роки тому +459

    Me: *Sees title
    Me: Is this just a perk of being early or....

    • @saletzgy7820
      @saletzgy7820 4 роки тому +2

      @Karina I love sех * TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ wow

    • @fnstrmkrjoe
      @fnstrmkrjoe 4 роки тому +6

      @@saletzgy7820 I'm sensing a fake account lol

    • @saletzgy7820
      @saletzgy7820 4 роки тому +4

      @@fnstrmkrjoe ikr

    • @maxnoren9871
      @maxnoren9871 4 роки тому +2

      TheLivingBluejay they should play this game with eye trackers on 😂

    • @TheLivingBluejay
      @TheLivingBluejay 4 роки тому

      @@maxnoren9871 YES!!! See which controlling mechanism is truly superior!!!

  • @xxlolzsmil3yfacexx
    @xxlolzsmil3yfacexx 4 роки тому +337

    Title: "Markiplier will mount you"
    Me: Pictures Mark saying that to a horse in a very serious tone

  • @NakaJhon
    @NakaJhon 4 роки тому +556

    "40 Minutes of Bodybuilder with a hard-on glory climbing at each other"
    That's my review for this video ✌

    • @SenseiJynx
      @SenseiJynx 4 роки тому +1

      Leave the comment at 69 likes no else like it

    • @dizizarthurlodar4808
      @dizizarthurlodar4808 4 роки тому +1

      I mentioned that the characters have big boners

    • @squid2333
      @squid2333 4 роки тому +2

      Who said they were hard?

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 3 роки тому +17

    Mark's conspiracy on Bob was the funniest thing

  • @misterkiwi8028
    @misterkiwi8028 4 роки тому +504

    Wade: theirs one thing that we can agree on it that im not the evil one.
    Mark: your too stupid to be evil

    • @misterkiwi8028
      @misterkiwi8028 4 роки тому +8

      @Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe does It matter 😩

    • @m.ocairns9595
      @m.ocairns9595 4 роки тому +6

      @@misterkiwi8028 if you can't speak a second language, don't speak it, speak your native tongue. The grammar errors do matter
      There's*
      And you're
      Not to be rude I'm just informing you as people online are not nice, I know from experience :D

    • @mooncherrie
      @mooncherrie 4 роки тому +26

      @@m.ocairns9595 you can correct their sentence without being an asshole, they can speak the language they want also cuz what's matter is getting the message across and I did got what she meant

    • @gabrialsperka422
      @gabrialsperka422 4 роки тому +4

      @@mooncherrie I had a stroke deciphering this message

    • @mooncherrie
      @mooncherrie 4 роки тому

      @@gabrialsperka422i know

  • @Templar44
    @Templar44 4 роки тому +138

    The first thing I see when I wake up is
    ***MARKIPLIER WILL MOUNT YOU***
    I have never been so afraid in my life.

  • @cynderstahli8752
    @cynderstahli8752 4 роки тому +61

    Hearing mark telling his limitations in this game, makes me know he still hasn't recovered from I Am Bread

  • @cameronaberner
    @cameronaberner 4 роки тому +14

    Eboy Mark playing a game about muscled men wanging their wingldingls through the air to pose on top of their friends is a mood.

  • @quinn2476
    @quinn2476 4 роки тому +245

    Mark: Wade say something nice about me
    Wade: You've got hair
    Mark: Thats not.. a nice thing though..
    Wade: I _dont_ and its not nice to _not_ so..

  • @skrittle555
    @skrittle555 4 роки тому +39

    bob: the evil one
    mark: also the evil one
    wade: the princess

    • @play3rto0much64
      @play3rto0much64 4 роки тому +2

      Mark: So I'M the Evil One...
      Bob: That's ok if you want to be the evil one.
      Wade: I think we can all agree on one thing... I'm Not the Evil one.
      Bob: that's definitely true.
      Mark: Your Too STUPID to Be EVIL!!!
      40:50

  • @gabrielnishida8791
    @gabrielnishida8791 4 роки тому +339

    The thumbnail:
    "Markplier will mount you"
    My brain:
    "Markplier mount will you"

    • @dusk4511
      @dusk4511 4 роки тому +5

      Lol I was literally thinking the same thing

    • @astro_idk
      @astro_idk 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't even notice a difference in the two at first

    • @lookingforgg
      @lookingforgg 4 роки тому +6

      Don't dead open inside

    • @xristoskaba9383
      @xristoskaba9383 4 роки тому +2

      Dammit, you beat me to it!

    • @austincde
      @austincde 4 роки тому

      Markiplier! Mount, will you!?

  • @elliotwang9501
    @elliotwang9501 3 роки тому +2

    10:51 to 11:03 “No, what’re you talking about I wanna see this. Who wouldn’t wanna see this? This is literally beautiful.” ✨👁👄👁✨

  • @mechwarrior5727
    @mechwarrior5727 4 роки тому +214

    "Markiplier will MOUNT You"
    dont threaten me with a good time

    • @kariyaproctor2858
      @kariyaproctor2858 4 роки тому +6

      Mech WARRIOR57 I would like this but I don’t want to be the one who got rid of 69

    • @baaspindakaas4680
      @baaspindakaas4680 4 роки тому +1

      I first ready markiplier mount will you

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 4 роки тому +214

    *Things I've learnt today:*
    _-mounting is a euphemism-_
    _Mark OR Bob is the evil one_

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +3

      Well, one thing I’ve learned: Wade’s to _stupid_ to be evil

    • @loganmeier6130
      @loganmeier6130 3 роки тому

      Well now that’s mean

  • @robinlaceishere
    @robinlaceishere 4 роки тому +1000

    "Markiplier Will MOUNT You"
    All the gay subscribers: *_go on..._*

  • @kingbonelesslive
    @kingbonelesslive 4 роки тому +84

    "Markiplier will MOUNT you."
    Me: Is that a *promise?*

  • @KingLusterKole
    @KingLusterKole 4 роки тому +50

    I just.... I just wanna take a moment, to fully appreciate the game full title. Mount your friends 3D. A Hard Man Is Good To Climb. I mean I think we all can agree truer word have never been spoken.

  • @Lucan47
    @Lucan47 4 роки тому +100

    Mark sticking with gamepad: "How polarization is used to make you choose against your own self-interest"

  • @roblammens
    @roblammens 4 роки тому +180

    “It’s called the Tender Embrace”
    Isn’t that a wrestling move from Happy Wheels #90?

    • @stabfenn2960
      @stabfenn2960 4 роки тому +2

      @Anna! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo god why

  • @evantourjee468
    @evantourjee468 9 місяців тому +1

    38:47 There's layers! Just like in onions and now in Bob's lies. XD