MAGA Nuts Rally Around Trump After NH Win, Capitol Rioters Arrested & Trouble Brewing in Dildo

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  • @sfl6307
    @sfl6307 10 місяців тому +397

    PEOPLE HAVE TO GET OUT AND VOTE…..THIS IS A BIG MUST!

    • @nhlpa17
      @nhlpa17 10 місяців тому +31

      Yes, the ONLY way Trump wins is if we stay home. Make a plan, vote. Our democracy is literally on the line.

    • @SailRahh
      @SailRahh 10 місяців тому +2

      Too Cold

    • @daren7889
      @daren7889 10 місяців тому +19

      Women will definitely vote for BIDEN! And to quote the Helen Reddy song "In numbers too BIG TO IGNORE! " ♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️♀️🌊♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️🌊♀️

    • @jodywho6696
      @jodywho6696 10 місяців тому +8

      ✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨

    • @victormihai3929
      @victormihai3929 10 місяців тому

      Yes. And we need to stop mail in ballots and enforce voter ID so Trump can't steal the election!

  • @JohnDoe-tw8es
    @JohnDoe-tw8es 10 місяців тому +87

    As a good Canadian I would vote for Jimmy anytime. Thankyou.....

  • @robertk8335
    @robertk8335 10 місяців тому +332

    From a Saskatonian that’s awesome. Please address the Tucker Carlson “Free Canada” tour Shitshow and bar him from Canada.

    • @snakemongoosepanther
      @snakemongoosepanther 10 місяців тому +19

      Amen to that!

    • @buddyflood6761
      @buddyflood6761 10 місяців тому +21

      Damn,we was hoping you would keep him up there for us, give him a walking tour of the frozen tundra or something.....

    • @jerushamaxwell281
      @jerushamaxwell281 10 місяців тому +21

      Why was Tucker, of all MAGA cranks, allowed to weasel his way into Canadian media? His input is the last thing we need!

    • @ZanderFoulner
      @ZanderFoulner 10 місяців тому

      as a brief Cal=garian for 4 months 42 years ago I have a special fondness for any Saskatonians. but the onl=y mention i have seen in movies is in Adam Sandl=ers "*Grown ups"* but thatsstil=l= more than Cal=gary

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 10 місяців тому +1

      OMG, is he really doing that? (Brit here, so less informed about such things - sorry)
      Tucker Carlson: the man whose expression reminds me of a Labrador trying to figure out how a doorknob works. 🙄

  • @piconano
    @piconano 10 місяців тому +88

    As a Canadian I'll translate "eventuality":
    It's a polite way of saying "When sh*t hits the fan"

  • @naveerakhan9622
    @naveerakhan9622 10 місяців тому +31

    "Living in an apartment over a crack house" is the most apt description of what it feels like sometimes. I'm sorry to my American neighbbours who have to live through it

  • @r.1599
    @r.1599 10 місяців тому +150

    "Poor Canada. It must be like living in an apartment over a crack house."
    🍁You hit the nail on the head. That's exactly what it feels like. It's nerve-wracking living only 40 minutes from the border. 😥

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 10 місяців тому +19

      Hey I’m a Canadian living outside Washington DC what do you think it was like during the trump years. I was totally in the blast zone.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 10 місяців тому +16

      Wisconsin here. Let's have a brewski and talk about it, eh?

    • @amberts180
      @amberts180 10 місяців тому +8

      We’ve been trying to keep it down but our nutty uncle is Intown for a while.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 10 місяців тому +8

      Really old joke, though. It goes back at least to Robin Williams and probably a lot further. I like how one of our politicians put it decades ago, "The Americans are our best friends, whether we like it or not." lolol

    • @buddyflood6761
      @buddyflood6761 10 місяців тому +6

      You should see how it feels living down here! I'd trade you spots,or I'd split rent with you,or can you adopt old men in canada? Lol

  • @grandpadavid45
    @grandpadavid45 10 місяців тому +296

    Drunk MTG is extremely unappealing. Yuck.

    • @LFetterman7903
      @LFetterman7903 10 місяців тому +80

      A SOBER MTG IS EXTREMELY UNAPPEALING! And that is an understatement!

    • @jamesf791
      @jamesf791 10 місяців тому +55

      ​@@LFetterman7903 A no longer in our lives MTG is very appealing

    • @dearbonks
      @dearbonks 10 місяців тому +38

      MTG is Foul

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@dearbonksas the Brits would say, she's a right foul git.

    • @813laker
      @813laker 10 місяців тому +20

      I just want to find 11780 votes

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 10 місяців тому +108

    Thank you for keeping us sane

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 10 місяців тому +17

    DILD-NO will keep me cracking up for days. 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

  • @gljm
    @gljm 10 місяців тому +916

    Last time we saw Kellyanne she was flying on her broom spelling out "Surrender Biden" in smoke over the White House.

    • @howardhales6325
      @howardhales6325 10 місяців тому +56

      Oh, I thought I dreamed that.

    • @Iseerightthruyou
      @Iseerightthruyou 10 місяців тому +82

      I swear she looks like the Crypt Keeper from Tales of the Crypt.... Lol

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 10 місяців тому +23

      😄😄😄

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 10 місяців тому +38

      No. No. No.
      I still have SNL on repeat when she's a vampire demon or something! 😂😂

    • @Free4Ever-grace
      @Free4Ever-grace 10 місяців тому +54

      KellyAnne looks like Phillis Diller reincarnated - at 107 years old.

  • @killawofe
    @killawofe 10 місяців тому +167

    How does the earth not suck MTG into a void?

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 10 місяців тому +12

      Another question is: How does the earth not get sucked into the void that is MTG's mind?

    • @James_T_Quirk
      @James_T_Quirk 10 місяців тому +14

      @killawofe Earth has Standards ...

    • @chrismorin7161
      @chrismorin7161 10 місяців тому +16

      The void spit her out and does not want her back!

    • @813laker
      @813laker 10 місяців тому +1

      I just want to find 11780 votes

    • @jimcarter4929
      @jimcarter4929 10 місяців тому +5

      She is the void.

  • @MayThereBeWorldPeace
    @MayThereBeWorldPeace 10 місяців тому +688

    As a Canadian I would have been happy if some type of wall kept Tucker Carlson out of the country yesterday. Love my U.S. neighbours♡❤

    • @jpousson
      @jpousson 10 місяців тому +68

      We love you, too. So sorry about that.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 10 місяців тому +56

      Go Canada 🍁 😊

    • @MayThereBeWorldPeace
      @MayThereBeWorldPeace 10 місяців тому +35

      @@jpousson Aww, thank you😊

    • @karensimon876
      @karensimon876 10 місяців тому +64

      Calgarian here! I can still smell the stence that he left on our beautiful province. I couldn't agree with you more!

    • @MarieWilson-jz8jm
      @MarieWilson-jz8jm 10 місяців тому +62

      Tucker is an embarassment.

  • @martybates9728
    @martybates9728 10 місяців тому +148

    as a Canadian we watch the USA like a car accident, can't look away

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 10 місяців тому +5

      You also support the American economy as a Canadian. Thanks for that. Its funny everyone talks bad about usa but we are the best place to be. I just booked a trip to Vegas to watch Lionel Richie for my anniversary. Im playing golf at Pinehurst this year! I own a landscaping business, and my wife works for a local college. Politicians don't affect our lives at all. Most people would do anything to get here. No body is begging to be in Ottawa... lol

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 10 місяців тому +8

      @@tyinva1212 Sure. Lots of cross-border tourism, going both ways. And, lots of waves of refugees from USA flee to Canada - British Loyalists, slaves, commies and gays in the 1950s, draft-dodgers in the 1960s... more recently, lots of Dubya and Trump haters. Ottawa is very pleasant - excellent public transit, lots of outdoor activities in summer and winter (skating on the Rideau canal just opened), and lots of museum-type places. Don't buy the bootleg maple syrup from Maine, make sure it has a maple leaf.

    • @mmmnope7999
      @mmmnope7999 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@tyinva1212Yup. You sound like an American. Golf? Lionel Ritchie? Bleh. Enjoy tho 😅

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 10 місяців тому +1

      @mmmnope7999 sure, i will. Thanks!!! You enjoy whatever brings you happiness

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 10 місяців тому

      @@wendigo53 i dot think many people are going into Canada as are coming into America.

  • @leeannnickell172
    @leeannnickell172 10 місяців тому +4

    We Canadians love you Jimmy❣️

  • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
    @Lon.BedStuyforLife 10 місяців тому +35

    This segment is on fire! Thanks Jimmy and Team!! 🥰🥰

  • @YodatheHobbit
    @YodatheHobbit 10 місяців тому +67

    You can just FEEL the evil in MTG's soul.

    • @galaxyglitterlatte4664
      @galaxyglitterlatte4664 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😮😮And that nails on a chalkboard screechy voice is horrific!

    • @tamarareed2845
      @tamarareed2845 10 місяців тому +1

      😅

    • @moriahsavage5275
      @moriahsavage5275 9 місяців тому

      You can feel it and see it.... hard to miss !!! 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE !

  • @danielleohallisey4218
    @danielleohallisey4218 10 місяців тому +224

    That “Patriot Air” bit should run on television every commercial break!

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood 10 місяців тому +16

      Were there flag holders on the wings for the Trump flags ?

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 10 місяців тому +7

      @@ag4allgood They get duct-taped to the winglets.

    • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
      @Lon.BedStuyforLife 10 місяців тому +20

      word!! 💯👍🏽
      "Patriot Air... The only planes with truck-nuts." I just couldn't stop laughing!🤣🤣

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 10 місяців тому +6

      That was gold! 😂😂

  • @ricknoyb1613
    @ricknoyb1613 10 місяців тому +22

    MTG calling Nikki Haley a joke, that's rich.

  • @yetanotherone...1814
    @yetanotherone...1814 10 місяців тому +39

    The current PM's father, Pierre Trudeau, a former PM, once commented on being America's neighbour. He said, “Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.”

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 10 місяців тому

      And his child bride Margaret would know what that's like...😲 The hypocrisy is amazing...

  • @paulastiles5507
    @paulastiles5507 10 місяців тому +5

    Those Barred Owls at the beginning were a hoot! And so cute!
    I'll see myself out.

  • @56nickrich
    @56nickrich 10 місяців тому +23

    🇨🇦 we've always loved you Jimmy, I'll never forget when you had Toronto's mayor Rob Ford on your show🇨🇦

  • @youknowcrimedontpay9257
    @youknowcrimedontpay9257 10 місяців тому +50

    Canada is laughing tonight!
    🇨🇦

    • @moriahsavage5275
      @moriahsavage5275 9 місяців тому

      Yeah... the whole world is probably laughing tonight..."Trump Time"...
      ....always leave 'em laughing and Confused... 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙💙💙 l
      VOTE BLUE! & be part of the solution... NOT the problem. Thanks 🔥

  • @Deadpoop-d8b
    @Deadpoop-d8b 10 місяців тому +144

    I mean, that IS the TICKET! Take the competency test together on stage. Just make sure Trump didnt have anyone fill his out for him prior to the event.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 10 місяців тому +4

      Have a camera over both of their shoulders, so you can get the play by play, with instant replay, of their selections and corrections.
      Get Fox sports casters to do the calls.

    • @beverlyaiglai7052
      @beverlyaiglai7052 10 місяців тому +1

      Fox sports casters? Are you joking? I think you are.

    • @debbyrennock8435
      @debbyrennock8435 10 місяців тому

      Hopefully his bone spurs won't act up, so he can participate in the testing.😅

  • @gtaylor6937
    @gtaylor6937 10 місяців тому +8

    The Patriot Air skit was fricking hilarious! Gourmet gas station cuisine had me rolling on the floor.

  • @susancrawford2343
    @susancrawford2343 10 місяців тому +85

    Tucker Carlson being invited to Alberta by the Premier is DISGUSTING! He has nothing to offer us - or ANYONE ANYWHERE!
    As an insurrectionist, he shoud not be allowed in our country!

    • @seanstoyroom7274
      @seanstoyroom7274 10 місяців тому +9

      I'm not surprised: Alberta wants to leave Canada. They call thenselves The Texas of The North.

    • @CJ-uo5cl
      @CJ-uo5cl 10 місяців тому +1

      💯

    • @chesterxman
      @chesterxman 10 місяців тому +1

      Apparently he drew quite a crowd, so it seems many Albertans disagree with you.

    • @heatheryoung36
      @heatheryoung36 10 місяців тому +6

      I totally agree with you! That Premier is disgusting, too! Cheers from a fellow Canadian.

    • @lukewilliams9428
      @lukewilliams9428 10 місяців тому +1

      U sound so angry

  • @gary5717
    @gary5717 10 місяців тому +21

    Great show Jimmy, happy thoughts from Ireland.👍👍

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 10 місяців тому +490

    Donnie is very confused... mixing up Nikki / Nancy and Obama / Biden.
    Who's next? Alina / Melania...

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 10 місяців тому +5

      Who is “Alina”? Maybe you are the confused one.

    • @AirRedbox
      @AirRedbox 10 місяців тому +6

      How could u possibly say anything with Biden in office

    • @RayneBubble.
      @RayneBubble. 10 місяців тому +31

      @@AirRedboxlmao. Living in denial

    • @musicinggp
      @musicinggp 10 місяців тому +51

      He spends more time with Alina...hmmmmm

    • @Denidrakes69
      @Denidrakes69 10 місяців тому +59

      ​@@deadshot8077 His lawyer. Duh.

  • @lyndakaye5198
    @lyndakaye5198 10 місяців тому +20

    Mr. Kimmel is outstanding with tonight's monolog. Excellent! 🎉

  • @brewster13ful
    @brewster13ful 10 місяців тому +2

    Jimmy Kimmel is an American hero! He is one of the few who has the balls to go after Trump hard!😅 I love u Jimmy Kimmel! God bless you and your family!

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 10 місяців тому +253

    Say no to narcissism
    Say no to extremism
    Say no to authoritarianism
    Say no to fascism
    Say no to Trumpism
    SAY NO TO TRUMP

    • @sillyone52062
      @sillyone52062 10 місяців тому +16

      I don't get the chance to do that until November. But keep preaching the gospel, brother!

    • @archieredman2796
      @archieredman2796 10 місяців тому +14

      Good luck with that when dealing with Trumpets.

    • @hanapackard-haas5374
      @hanapackard-haas5374 10 місяців тому +11

      Amen to that from Europe...

    • @odie411
      @odie411 10 місяців тому +6

      You forgot about racism 🤔

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 10 місяців тому +2

      And no to genocide in Gaza

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 місяців тому +47

    "How dare you accuse me of being high when I'm clearly just blackout drunk!"
    -Guillermo, paraphrased.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 10 місяців тому +2

      I always said, tequila is cheaper than marijuana and tastes better

  • @TheyStillCallMeRicky
    @TheyStillCallMeRicky 10 місяців тому +42

    You've never disappointed me, Jimmy.
    I admore your consistency and Integrity.

  • @denisemadigan1038
    @denisemadigan1038 10 місяців тому +72

    The Sadness Is How Her Own Boyfriend Looks A Bit Embarrassed And The Other Guy Wouldn't Even Look At MTG! Like He Was Dismissive Of Her Obvious Drunken Ranting!

    • @Flamenco1313
      @Flamenco1313 10 місяців тому +2

      I am laughing twice… yes…and why did you capitalize the beginning of each word. Maybe a funny bot? Either way great observation.

    • @howardgreenman2908
      @howardgreenman2908 10 місяців тому +1

      whY diD yoU capitalizE thE firsT letteR oF everY worD?

    • @denisemadigan1038
      @denisemadigan1038 10 місяців тому +1

      @@howardgreenman2908 for fun...🤫

    • @stargatis
      @stargatis 10 місяців тому

      Oh, is that an article?

  • @glennamiles3566
    @glennamiles3566 10 місяців тому +2

    As a Canadian I appreciate your astute vision of how we have to be vigilant to American politics. Keep your friends close....

  • @cha0sniper
    @cha0sniper 10 місяців тому +4

    That owl at the start really just went, "Sir, I said no cameras." xD

  • @heatherwhittaker6169
    @heatherwhittaker6169 10 місяців тому +88

    Kellyanne is not wrapped too tight 😅...just lives in an alternate universe 😅

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 10 місяців тому +7

      With her alternative facts!

    • @dark14life
      @dark14life 10 місяців тому +2

      @@jcoopes5604 NEVER FORGET THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE

    • @theresasantiago1788
      @theresasantiago1788 10 місяців тому +2

      No...She's Wrapped Too Tight 😮..That's a good face lift.😮

    • @elainehelms4076
      @elainehelms4076 10 місяців тому +2

      I don’t think she believes what she says. She would just do anything for a buck even if she loses the respect of her now ex-husband and kids.

  • @anblesduke6360
    @anblesduke6360 10 місяців тому +17

    Jimmy keep telling your truth. You are saving our democracy in your way

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah his truth like he was never on the island 🤣

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 10 місяців тому +3

      @@newname9064 "Wah! My orange king is getting picked on and is going to prison! Wahhh!"

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@newname9064pretty sure you're jealous that you weren't invited. 😊

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 10 місяців тому

      @@Mark_Brooks Orange King Lol. At least I'm not afraid of him.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 10 місяців тому

      @@newname9064 The only people who are scared are your orange king's unindicted co-conspirators in Congress.

  • @BearBreath70
    @BearBreath70 10 місяців тому +92

    From a real Canadian to an honourary Canadian (yes, that's how we spell honourary), I'd vote for Kimmel any day.

    • @crooker2
      @crooker2 10 місяців тому +3

      John Stewart for president. :)

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 10 місяців тому

      ... and how we spell DOCTOUR ... and we eat Canada goose at Thanksgiving and Christmas. 🍁

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 10 місяців тому +1

      honor in American, honour in British and Canadian English, honorary* in all of them.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 10 місяців тому

      @@einundsiebenziger5488 Actually, *_honourary_* is a recognized alternate spelling in Canada.

    • @cornerboynl
      @cornerboynl 10 місяців тому

      I want Rick Mercer to run against Kimmel.

  • @stephenstjohn5239
    @stephenstjohn5239 10 місяців тому +3

    MTG is such a joke.

  • @trey54321GO
    @trey54321GO 10 місяців тому +6

    "Patriot Air...the only planes with truck nuts." I completely lost it!🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonytse4905
    @tonytse4905 10 місяців тому +22

    Jimmy. Canadian here. Appreciate the shoutout. Yes, we'd love to build a wall.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 10 місяців тому +4

      Too long and expensive a boarder for a wall. Plus it would harm the wildlife.
      How about a dome... Located specifically around Trump. I am sure Mexico would chip in for that too.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 10 місяців тому

      If Trump wins and turns the US into a dictatorship….. you will wish you had built a wall, because there will millions of US refugees at your door!

  • @earthjustice01
    @earthjustice01 10 місяців тому +108

    "Pretending you won when you lost is his thing, not Niki Haley's"

  • @waris4thewealthy549
    @waris4thewealthy549 10 місяців тому +21

    "Bleached Blonde She Demon"...borrowing this line for my step mother! Thanks Jimmy🤣

  • @februerin
    @februerin 10 місяців тому +4

    "Paid for with buckets of cask. Give it up, Todd" made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done, Kimmel writing staff! Bravo!

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 10 місяців тому +3

    MTG a nightmare....

  • @GPeterson-jw5sp
    @GPeterson-jw5sp 10 місяців тому +65

    Patriot Air skit is a timeless classic.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 10 місяців тому +210

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️🖐

    • @augustgalletto5543
      @augustgalletto5543 10 місяців тому +1

      Karl Malone

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 10 місяців тому +3

      @@augustgalletto5543 What about him?

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 10 місяців тому

      ​@@augustgalletto5543Karl Malone beanie babies

    • @813laker
      @813laker 10 місяців тому +3

      I just want to find 11780 votes

    • @kathleenroberts6931
      @kathleenroberts6931 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes 😂The absolute best ❤😂

  • @tonyellerton8845
    @tonyellerton8845 10 місяців тому +139

    NO Canadians are worried that Trump will close down our Timmy Ho's
    Canadians love you Jimmy.!!!

    • @coryryder9070
      @coryryder9070 10 місяців тому +3

      they cant spell doughnuts right

  • @jaws6869
    @jaws6869 10 місяців тому +5

    Sitting here on a dark damp morning in Ireland having a good laugh, Jimmy and his crew killed it this morning😂

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 10 місяців тому

      Sitting in th wreck left by storms Isha and Jocelyn

  • @altheagraham783
    @altheagraham783 10 місяців тому +81

    Trudeau called him "Mr. Trump", which is who he is-- NOT Pres. Trump any more.... gotta luv Canada...

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 10 місяців тому +5

      I never liked the concept of calling former presidents "Mr President" or "President x". Always "former president so-n-so" (or whatever their name is)

    • @chazzkramer7676
      @chazzkramer7676 10 місяців тому

      I'll bet you don't call a certain guy Mr. Obama

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 10 місяців тому

      @chazzkramer7676 just "Obama". Not "prez".

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 10 місяців тому +1

      @davemcd9077 he's not done so good by the First Nations.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 10 місяців тому

      ​@@wankertanker1813whatever, not whomever

  • @HAmatelot
    @HAmatelot 10 місяців тому +75

    "more loose bolts than a Boeing 737 max" best line I've heard in years 🤣😂🤣🥰

    • @lukeskywalkermod3686
      @lukeskywalkermod3686 10 місяців тому +2

      ikr

    • @mariehernandez5878
      @mariehernandez5878 10 місяців тому +3

      That one brought me glee too!😁🎉😁

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 10 місяців тому

      The writing was good on this bit

    • @Daxdax006
      @Daxdax006 10 місяців тому

      I dunno... airplanes with loose bolts... not funny?

  • @bosatsu76
    @bosatsu76 10 місяців тому +506

    Lol... Do NOT run against a world class comedian with a staff of professionals... That was brutal.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 10 місяців тому +16

      Very.

    • @ReaverLordTonus
      @ReaverLordTonus 10 місяців тому +50

      Daaaamn, I almost feel sorry for Todd, the man f*cked around and boy oh boy did he find out.

    • @813laker
      @813laker 10 місяців тому +45

      I just want to find 11780 votes

    • @philipb2134
      @philipb2134 10 місяців тому +6

      Sometimes a downstream twig might best get caught.
      Al Gore had admitted before a mic, that: Al Gore was so boring that his Secret Service code name was: Al Gore.

    • @philipb2134
      @philipb2134 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@813lakerSir, we "found'" 11,779.
      What are your next orders?

  • @turdferguson2982
    @turdferguson2982 10 місяців тому +2

    Kimmel is on the list.

  • @1024Pete
    @1024Pete 10 місяців тому +2

    Why are people slobbering, drooling and belittling themselves over Trump? Why are people like Sen. Tim Scott saying “I Love You!” to Trump on national TV. What kind of power does he have that can make people look silly? Not falling for the dark side.

  • @Humordoomer
    @Humordoomer 10 місяців тому +104

    Nikki won in a way, she was able to close the gap and I think she can have a strong shot at closing it and perhaps beating Trump. The more the drumph teams disses her, the more you know they are totally freaking out. Nikki, be strong, go for it.

    • @mercinary110
      @mercinary110 10 місяців тому +5

      😂😂

    • @arbaz102
      @arbaz102 10 місяців тому +7

      @@mercinary110bro this lady has no idea what she talking about

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 10 місяців тому

      @@arbaz102 OP is right. The strategic thing for trump to do would be to ignore her. But he's so much of a narcissist he's incapable of that. I don't remember him mentioning Biden once during his NH victory speech, but he attacked Nikki dozens of times.

    • @debraderoos5225
      @debraderoos5225 10 місяців тому +8

      I don't want either one. But Haley needs to hang in there because little Trump is going to prison.

    • @mercinary110
      @mercinary110 10 місяців тому +1

      @@debraderoos5225 🤣🤣

  • @merlinlucas8280
    @merlinlucas8280 10 місяців тому +350

    I will bet anyone that Trump would never take a side by side competence test against anyone. He knows he would lose, BIGGLY !

    • @Greg-io1ip
      @Greg-io1ip 10 місяців тому +29

      You can hear Donni Bottom already losing his test challenge: "Rigged test, I won!"

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 10 місяців тому +17

      Funny thing is he didn't even didn't even say competency test. He got confused and said something like compatibility test... which I guess means he already failed the test.

    • @marccartrendsllc9478
      @marccartrendsllc9478 10 місяців тому +5

      @@Greg-io1ip😂😂😂😂

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 10 місяців тому +9

      @@kingjamos2422I think he said "aptitude test" which is idiotic.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 10 місяців тому +9

      @@marshwetland3808 Thank you. That's what it was, I knew it was something like that. That was driving me Trump... I mean crazy. Ah, same thing.

  • @erikcareswell6768
    @erikcareswell6768 10 місяців тому +35

    And yes Jimmy.. it IS like living in an apartment over a crack house.

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 10 місяців тому +6

    BTW the joke about Canada being an apartment over a crack house is a recycled Robin Williams joke, though Williams said it was 'loft over a meth lab.'

  • @bryancroley2667
    @bryancroley2667 10 місяців тому +4

    Objectively, truck nuts are hilarious

  • @Rjd-o2p
    @Rjd-o2p 10 місяців тому +49

    Kellyanne fell off her broom trying to beat someone to the disabled parking space

  • @Shaz416
    @Shaz416 10 місяців тому +43

    We Canadians are 1. Up in American channels trying to ask how the hell America has allowed things to come to this level with chump AGAIN and 2. Contemplating on when to ask Trudeau to build a wall at OUR southern border 🤪

    • @lindablue7494
      @lindablue7494 10 місяців тому +9

      We don't need a wall once he's convicted he won't be allowed to leave the US, and hopefully will be in prison. Although we might want to start making the ice blocks now just in case.

    • @williammartinez840
      @williammartinez840 10 місяців тому +2

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but you're right!🤣🤔

    • @Shaz416
      @Shaz416 10 місяців тому

      @@williammartinez840 laughing so hard we cry? Lol

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 10 місяців тому +67

    Always a good show!!

  • @tigelee7818
    @tigelee7818 10 місяців тому +2

    Jimmy you got him!!! Love it!!!😂

  • @jeanhoward4704
    @jeanhoward4704 10 місяців тому +2

    That Patriot Air segment was an absolute gem..laughed my a.. off

  • @robinparker6178
    @robinparker6178 10 місяців тому +10

    I'm Canadian and yes, we discussed building a wall in 2016

  • @forest6234
    @forest6234 10 місяців тому +21

    Jimmy Kimmel is the man thanks for bringing comedy to these crazy times. The truck nuts on the plane great. 😂

  • @Trina_White
    @Trina_White 10 місяців тому +27

    You make me giggle, Jimmy! 😂❤👍 From one Canadian to another, Suck it Todd , 😂

  • @fractuss
    @fractuss 10 місяців тому +1

    Barred owls? I hear that call often around here.

  • @freedomofreligion3248
    @freedomofreligion3248 10 місяців тому +1

    Did those owls, in the opening sequence, have MUSTACHES??

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 10 місяців тому +34

    Marge is such a clown. She is my major source of comedy!

    • @Tellyawhat4
      @Tellyawhat4 Місяць тому +1

      Ya, she was so funny, her husband divorced her.

  • @ceciliarichter2458
    @ceciliarichter2458 10 місяців тому +19

    That "Patriot Air-commercial" was truly hilarious! 😂

  • @bolaadetiba8220
    @bolaadetiba8220 10 місяців тому +38

    “The only plane with truck nuts”!! 😂😂😂

  • @farrellvanessa
    @farrellvanessa 10 місяців тому +2

    Newfoundland if amazing. Glad you're enjoying being a part of it

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 10 місяців тому +91

    Trump should be truly held accountable❤

    • @lukewilliams9428
      @lukewilliams9428 10 місяців тому

      U sound like an insurrectionist

    • @kiwibob8967
      @kiwibob8967 10 місяців тому

      @lukewilliams9428
      You're obviously very confused. Insurrectionists were/are the ones supporting trump, not those who are against him.

  • @Pork-c1g
    @Pork-c1g 10 місяців тому +60

    How does Canada prepare for trump? They break out the post hole diggers.

    • @susanrhodes9079
      @susanrhodes9079 10 місяців тому +3

      Build that wall! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 10 місяців тому

      We already have a wall at OUR 🍁southern border. It blocks the obsolete CP rail bridge across the Niagara River. It works, because it is short and manned.

  • @leelei4636
    @leelei4636 10 місяців тому +19

    I love you Jimmy Kimmel because you, and Stephen Colbert, have helped me get through the trump (I won't capitalize his name) years.

  • @heinleinreader
    @heinleinreader 10 місяців тому +2

    Do you mean that he was gracious enough to only insult him for the next three days? Careful there, KellyAnne, your alternative reality bubble is close to bursting.

  • @vishwayoga3.14
    @vishwayoga3.14 10 місяців тому +1

    Wow! That was superb. One of the best episodes ever! Brilliant

  • @joysavage1568
    @joysavage1568 10 місяців тому +5

    Im have to say i live overseas and to listen to people around me ask constantly WHY and What is wrong with people to want him back 😮

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 10 місяців тому +1

      We ask ourselves the same question.

  • @ElizabethBidinger
    @ElizabethBidinger 10 місяців тому +24

    Loved your monologue Jimmy. Keep up the great work enlightening viewers on the dangers of all things Trump. Patriot Air was sadly funny.

  • @sherrieschmidt6869
    @sherrieschmidt6869 10 місяців тому +1

    I’ve had an owl swoop at my head. They don’t give AF!

  • @ilonafrissina5617
    @ilonafrissina5617 10 місяців тому +2

    Jiimmy Kimmel I have to say your late night shows have been great. I see lots of energy . ❤❤❤

  • @JSmith-gg4yh
    @JSmith-gg4yh 10 місяців тому +20

    Yes, it is like living above a crack house.

  • @vanessahumphrey-ghazi8342
    @vanessahumphrey-ghazi8342 10 місяців тому +97

    I thought Scaryanne Conway's job was being the official scarecrow at Trump's golf courses.

  • @Flamenco1313
    @Flamenco1313 10 місяців тому +11

    That was a great ad for mayor. Your writers and production crew are fantastic 🎉🎉professionals and need a big raise. ❤❤

  • @mbuck253
    @mbuck253 10 місяців тому +2

    Remember Trumps map skills with that hurricane awhile back? The Canada upside-down map joke is actually a real possibility..

  • @lindaliestman4397
    @lindaliestman4397 10 місяців тому +1

    Love the Barred Owl attack vid!

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 10 місяців тому +739

    I love how the longer George Conway and Kellyanne are separated, the healthier and happier George looks and Kellyanne keeps looking more like an actual mummified corpse.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 10 місяців тому +16

      Oh, they separated!?

    • @kac0404
      @kac0404 10 місяців тому +35

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 10 місяців тому +69

      @@LindaC616 They sure did. I think they might actually be divorced now. Smart man, George.

    • @IpseDixit69
      @IpseDixit69 10 місяців тому +34

      I actually think they are divorced now

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 10 місяців тому +38

      ​@@sheilaboston7051yup, he dodged a bullet.

  • @rebekahogle9021
    @rebekahogle9021 10 місяців тому +182

    Trump incredibly gracious? I must have blinked.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 10 місяців тому +14

      I'm pretty sure that was when Trump passed out after a chicken wing binge. That is the only time he doesn't have something vile coming out of his mouth. Not words, at least.

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 10 місяців тому +13

      Yeah, the cameras missed that too

    • @PaulTullett-e8h
      @PaulTullett-e8h 10 місяців тому +11

      Trump Gracious? How would he do that? 🤣

    • @carolannpacificadam1944
      @carolannpacificadam1944 10 місяців тому +8

      Laughed at that!!!
      Gracious. BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha ha ha ha ha

    • @IpseDixit69
      @IpseDixit69 10 місяців тому +7

      I just had milk come out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh. 😂

  • @leeproulx7412
    @leeproulx7412 10 місяців тому +24

    I keep saying that this is now my favourite Jimmy Kimmel monologue, and this time I mean it. I honestly don’t know how they become better each time, because I think that they’re always brilliant, but they just do.

  • @Aerospace_Education
    @Aerospace_Education 10 місяців тому +4

    I want to see Todd and Jimmy on the debate stage!!! Would be epic. Please make that happen.

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga 10 місяців тому +90

    I gotta be honest: I don't really want to, but for the sake of our nation's democracy, I will vote for Joe Biden this November. Make sure you get your friends and loved ones to do the same. This election matters!

    • @kasondaleigh
      @kasondaleigh 10 місяців тому

      Same. I don’t really want to, but the corporations have decided on Biden to be their lackey.

    • @sandraromero4761
      @sandraromero4761 10 місяців тому +9

      Vote Blue. Scary to think Trump back in the W.H. pilfering true more new documents.

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 10 місяців тому +8

      YEs they way Cheeto is talking if he gets in it might be the last time we ever get to vote who who our leader is

    • @EfrenRomero-k6s
      @EfrenRomero-k6s 10 місяців тому

      So you do approve open borders, high crime, high cost of living, high cost of gas more gangs out in the street. Because you hate Trump.

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 10 місяців тому +3

      There is no reason to NOT vote for President Joe Biden!!!! He brought us back from the precipice despite maga and congress.

  • @reneelyndamartinez1362
    @reneelyndamartinez1362 10 місяців тому +88

    You keep us SANE, Jimmy. Humor is our saving grace. 😁

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 10 місяців тому

      Yes. Absolutely 😅

  • @Matt-hs9gw
    @Matt-hs9gw 10 місяців тому +8

    That is not a F'ing joke. Owls are elite deadly predators.

  • @chrissnape9537
    @chrissnape9537 10 місяців тому +2

    As a Canadian i loved this 😅

  • @tpardue2593
    @tpardue2593 10 місяців тому +1

    MTG calling someone stupid, it’s hilarious!!

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 10 місяців тому +18

    Good morning America, 🧡 from the Netherlands

    • @castheeuwes1085
      @castheeuwes1085 10 місяців тому +1

      Nou, daar zitten ze op te wachten..

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 10 місяців тому

      It's only 9:30 pm here in California.

    • @jodywho6696
      @jodywho6696 10 місяців тому

      Good morning✨💙💜💚💛✨

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 10 місяців тому

      @@castheeuwes1085 tuurlijk, ze hebben alle goeds nodig in deze stressvolle tijden. En jij ook een goede dag toegewenst 😀

    • @sharonireland7244
      @sharonireland7244 10 місяців тому

      Hello from San Francisco

  • @thedon9670
    @thedon9670 10 місяців тому +35

    Spread the word0 EVERYBODY MUST VOTE BLUE!!!!

    • @manpig9633
      @manpig9633 10 місяців тому +1

      I like trump

    • @richardgann5400
      @richardgann5400 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@manpig9633 Then go join him and Putin in Russian Federation, please!

  • @jorgemartinez18
    @jorgemartinez18 10 місяців тому +8

    He said that MTG has more lose parts than a Boeing 737.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Oh dear, if the MTG was the plane, she wouldn't make it the 25 minutes from SEA-PDX.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheakaStanley
    @TheakaStanley 10 місяців тому +1

    Patriot air was hilarious 😂. Where can I get this "infomercial"... Lol