Yassified Pinocchio is a boy and he’s ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Опубліковано 29 бер 2022
  • Geppetto is me watching this “masterpiece”
    I’m just too shocked by Pinocchio’s amazing vocal performance 🤯😯😦😧😮😲
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  • @ethanol1586
    @ethanol1586 2 роки тому +17008

    I feel like the voice actor for Pinocchio was totally hungover and just did all his lines in a phone booth in one afternoon

    • @QWERTYARRIAGA
      @QWERTYARRIAGA 2 роки тому +159

      He’s the SpongeBob voice actor

    • @theotherjared9824
      @theotherjared9824 2 роки тому +745

      @@QWERTYARRIAGA actually, Geppetto is voiced by Tom Kenny, not Pinocchio

    • @QWERTYARRIAGA
      @QWERTYARRIAGA 2 роки тому +38

      @@theotherjared9824 okay

    • @89Crono
      @89Crono 2 роки тому +390

      Unfortunately, Pauly Shore just sounds like that.

    • @CamembertRun
      @CamembertRun 2 роки тому +171

      That totally sounds like something Pauly Shore would do tbh

  • @toothless2067
    @toothless2067 2 роки тому +9823

    That’s the most straight sounding line I’ve heard him say in this entire movie

    • @rpghorrorfan879
      @rpghorrorfan879 2 роки тому +684

      Father when can I be on my owwwwn? 😫

    • @jetimate0203
      @jetimate0203 2 роки тому +500

      Father when can i leave to be on my OwN☺️💅

    • @Robotic_Boi
      @Robotic_Boi 2 роки тому +2

      Ive got the whole ✨worldussy✨

    • @lughzi1591
      @lughzi1591 2 роки тому +2

      @@jetimate0203 I gOt ThE WhOlE WoRlDtUsSy

    • @arandomguy517
      @arandomguy517 2 роки тому +501

      I’ve got the worldussy

  • @lucassmith7770
    @lucassmith7770 2 роки тому +4165

    So this is what it feels like after a night of drinking. This movie has so many lessons within the garbage.

  • @astrea4020
    @astrea4020 2 роки тому +3825

    This is fucking hilarious. The voice actor absolutely knew what he was doing.

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 2 роки тому +276

      it sounds like it was written by a 5 year old and voiced over by a gay 12 year old

    • @roastedbabytoes7910
      @roastedbabytoes7910 2 роки тому +116

      @@nexiuz2233 I've never seen a more accurate description in my life.

    • @aliyahplays
      @aliyahplays 2 роки тому +93

      @@nexiuz2233 drunk gay 12 year old*

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 2 роки тому +50

      @@aliyahplays who let that 12 year old drink

    • @chikin6146
      @chikin6146 2 роки тому +59

      Im pretty sure the whole production knew what they were doing. Idk the budget of the film but they probably made more from people wanting to see how bad it.

  • @LordGarlicBread
    @LordGarlicBread 2 роки тому +2704

    Pinocchio says he’s a boy and he’s “aLiEAvE”, but really he’s still a yassified queen who wants to leave to be on their own.

    • @mathewvesey1848
      @mathewvesey1848 2 роки тому +124

      he has a whole world tussy

    • @jain.____.9158
      @jain.____.9158 2 роки тому

      And has teh whole worldussy ✋

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +5

      IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear hani

    • @nickyladue8715
      @nickyladue8715 2 роки тому +10

      @@AxxLAfriku bruh

    • @parentmushroom5456
      @parentmushroom5456 2 роки тому

      he's got the whole worldussy

  • @MRDOT12345
    @MRDOT12345 2 роки тому +5017

    The sequel to him dying has finally come out. This is a terrible day for the wordussy…

    • @votepochitasupremacy9174
      @votepochitasupremacy9174 2 роки тому +46

      What is a wordussuy

    • @gregorywiederecht
      @gregorywiederecht 2 роки тому

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 world p*ssy. It's a riff on that line from the trailer where he says "I've got the whole world to see (worldussy)

    • @qq3xy347
      @qq3xy347 2 роки тому +214

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 in the trailer he says "I've got the whole world to see" but when he said the last 3 words of that sentence it sounded like like as if he said "I've got the whole worldussuy". Honestly I was confused like you at first as well as to why people were saying worldussuy so much but when I rewatched the trailer I understood.

    • @MRDOT12345
      @MRDOT12345 2 роки тому +96

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 you know the scene where he is all like FATHER WHY CANT I LEAVE I HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE but he says it like it’s worldussy

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kesrUO7mdVU/v-deo.html.

  • @marigo856
    @marigo856 2 роки тому +8710

    I've been thinking about watching this movie just for the hell of it, but seeing these clips on youtube without any context is just a joy in itself.

    • @KaraK348
      @KaraK348 2 роки тому +156

      it really is, now i don't know if i want to or not 😭😭

    • @shawnbay2211
      @shawnbay2211 2 роки тому +101

      These VAs are super talented. They wanted it like this and it makes the movie 10* better because of that.

    • @elyastoohey6621
      @elyastoohey6621 2 роки тому +215

      I’m going to see it. I secretly suspect the voice actors intentionally overreacted the hell out of it, and that it was just a running gag amongst them.
      It looks like Ike a terrible film and plot, and frankly the only selling point is the voice acting.

    • @martyyy2.0
      @martyyy2.0 2 роки тому +10

      I want to see it too where can i see it ?

    • @elyastoohey6621
      @elyastoohey6621 2 роки тому +1

      @@martyyy2.0 10 days bro

  • @ciara.eason13
    @ciara.eason13 2 роки тому +954

    After taking his father's soul by force, yassified Pinocchio has now have the craving for human souls.

    • @martaleszkiewicz5115
      @martaleszkiewicz5115 2 роки тому +1

      *s o u l d u s s y*

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 2 роки тому +46

      And he has to see za warudussy.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 2 роки тому +7

      He’s a Chaos God

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 2 роки тому +8

      He once got shot point blank and received zero damage. He's immortal as long as he keeps consuming souls

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Рік тому +1

      @@comradekenobi6908 He's the 6th Chaos God. When he was created, he let out a psychic shriek hundreds of times more powerful than Slaanesh's

  • @EvanStarDream
    @EvanStarDream 2 роки тому +1191

    Geppetto gave his soul to Pinocchio so he could see the worldussy

    • @votepochitasupremacy9174
      @votepochitasupremacy9174 2 роки тому +1

      What is worldussy

    • @serafine2254
      @serafine2254 2 роки тому +3

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174
      "poo said" (in present tense) of world

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 2 роки тому

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 a world pussy

    • @notme69
      @notme69 2 роки тому +34

      @@votepochitasupremacy9174 worldussy deez nuts

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen 2 роки тому

      Man I would give everything for that worldussy

  • @mutantsandmemes
    @mutantsandmemes 2 роки тому +142

    Pinocchio: I'M A BOY AND I'M *ALIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!*
    Meanwhile, Gepetto: **dead**

  • @deadumbreon2512
    @deadumbreon2512 2 роки тому +788

    This movie seems actually pretty funny with that voice and everything

    • @shadowbat2095
      @shadowbat2095 2 роки тому +57

      Pinocchio with that voice definitely carried this movie (him and the trigger happy cat).

    • @smugslider3690
      @smugslider3690 2 роки тому +33

      so bad it's good

    • @smh5179
      @smh5179 2 роки тому +14

      they knew it wouldnt be good so they made it intentionally bad with the voice acting lkadjsfhg

    • @Rnjesus386
      @Rnjesus386 2 роки тому +12

      I feel like this movie is going to become a hell of a stoner movie

  • @grandpapa5868
    @grandpapa5868 2 роки тому +848

    this belongs in all my playlists, even the one named: “i cried”

  • @henrygaribay2534
    @henrygaribay2534 2 роки тому +300

    We can't let this movie fail.

    • @Clandor
      @Clandor 2 роки тому +8

      Oh yes we can

  • @Ichigo111293
    @Ichigo111293 2 роки тому +370

    This movie is a fucking treasure. Pauly Shore makes this shit watchable for all the wrong reasons and I love it. Thank you, Pauly.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +2

      It’s said to be by evil spirits.

  • @WhatTheDogDoin-
    @WhatTheDogDoin- 2 роки тому +293

    “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” - The life alert grandma

  • @MokeSumUp
    @MokeSumUp 2 роки тому +118

    To retain it's mortality, Pinnochio must first quench his thirst for human souls.

  • @Angel.Stay.Moa.Engene
    @Angel.Stay.Moa.Engene 2 роки тому +471

    I haven't watched this movie yet but I love it already. It's so bad that its good

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 2 роки тому +6

      @Identity Paulie Shore is not very talented

    • @chanlamkha5766
      @chanlamkha5766 2 роки тому +8

      @Identity that's just excuse, every talent actor will know how to adjust voice to fit a character. But Pauly shore is bad actor, the reason he got jobs in Hollywood in 90s is because of his mom working in the industry.

    • @bau9894
      @bau9894 2 роки тому +4

      @@chanlamkha5766 he was alright in a goofy movie

    • @peirong
      @peirong 2 роки тому +5

      @Identity pinocchio even said that he was made of high quality material in the trailer 💀💀💀

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 2 роки тому +6

      @@peirong material gworl

  • @Rybz
    @Rybz 2 роки тому +42

    Geppetto is always more and more done with Pinocchio in each clip I see. I love how in this one he just died.

  • @Joey7Z7Horror
    @Joey7Z7Horror 2 роки тому +31

    I love how his voice ranges from a fruity boi to some kind of drunk knight

  • @rachel.marie08
    @rachel.marie08 2 роки тому +102

    someone at the board meeting for this movie: Ok guys so hear me out. We do the story of Pinocchio, but he's fruity and yassified ✨💅

  • @totalhydration5240
    @totalhydration5240 2 роки тому +154

    Pretty sure the voice acting is 100% on purpose.

  • @r-giireactions2235
    @r-giireactions2235 2 роки тому +68

    This seriously sounds like a horror. The birth of a new horror upon this world.

  • @Killjoy45
    @Killjoy45 2 роки тому +35

    Did I just witness the aftermath of two guys having a drinking contest? The older guy clearly has lost and the younger one who won stumbles himself to the bathroom.

  • @two-bit5702
    @two-bit5702 2 роки тому +38

    he doesn't even sound gay in this clip he sounds like a drunk scottish guy

    • @isoknight0728
      @isoknight0728 2 роки тому +3

      What makes me a good demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I!? Let's do it! Not one of ya's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch!... AND KABLOOEY! I got a manky eye... I'm a black, Scottish cyclops! They've got more [...] than they've got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies so proud, so sure. Prancin' around with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me, I say. I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END! Ahahaha... Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together, in Hell!

    • @two-bit5702
      @two-bit5702 2 роки тому +2

      @@isoknight0728 This is exactly what I had in my head while watching this clip

    • @aisnaianaiansisns
      @aisnaianaiansisns 2 роки тому +1

      Idk what's going on but I'm gonna pretend I do

  • @Modding_Jackster
    @Modding_Jackster 2 роки тому +16

    Imagine summoning a puppet to life and the first thing it does is laugh and then stand up and walk saying he is a boy and he’s alive, You would regret it.

    • @jojo-ir9rj
      @jojo-ir9rj 2 роки тому +4

      especially in that voice

  • @budchumplaylists6148
    @budchumplaylists6148 2 роки тому +65

    Little does everyone know, this is actually a pretty good voice actor that usually plays the 'idiot' or 'hungover like' character, so.... Yunno. The more you know💖

  • @NRobbi42
    @NRobbi42 2 роки тому +107

    Having my only exposure to this film be through your channel, I can only assume Geppetto gave his soul to Pinocchio after he was tragically shot to death by the cat.

  • @solarprogeny6736
    @solarprogeny6736 2 роки тому +51

    his voice is so bad like even when it doesn't sound gay it sounds just like a 45 year old drunk chainsmoker constantly yelling through the entire movie

  • @xxyourlocalidiotxx
    @xxyourlocalidiotxx 2 роки тому +28

    he's aliiêËÊEEÆAÃËEEVEe

  • @rpghorrorfan879
    @rpghorrorfan879 2 роки тому +81

    Fun fact his voice actor voiced Bobby in Goofy Movie

    • @densel.c8935
      @densel.c8935 2 роки тому +6

      @Hidden Sponge The french call it "Le fromage"

  • @FilmingSnail
    @FilmingSnail 2 роки тому +79

    Guys, I know this might sound crazy but, I think he’s a boy and he’s alive.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 2 роки тому +8

    Voice acting: *"I'm A bOy AnD i'M **_aLaAiIiEeVe"_*
    Animation: 🧍‍♂️

  • @ummiumara1987
    @ummiumara1987 2 роки тому +483

    This movie isnt trash.
    It just needs better animation, better voice acting, better storyline, better dialog...
    You know wht, this movie is trash.
    Edit: but its also meme gold

    • @marcosvazquez5912
      @marcosvazquez5912 2 роки тому +21

      You had me in the first half ngl

    • @georgelopes4589
      @georgelopes4589 2 роки тому +13

      Yes, but it’s my trash 💅

    • @Eeok
      @Eeok 2 роки тому +4

      @Lala Mi you aren't trash and i love you ..

    • @yeseverywhere3880
      @yeseverywhere3880 2 роки тому

      @@georgelopes4589 imagine

    • @alsari7077
      @alsari7077 2 роки тому +2

      @Lala Mi we love you sweetie

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 роки тому +7

    The unecessary zoom on Gepetto’s lifeless body had me rolling

  • @trodull
    @trodull 2 роки тому +5

    I love how Gappetto just fucking dies

  • @HardcoreAmericanUSA
    @HardcoreAmericanUSA 2 роки тому +49

    After reading some of the comments I just have one question. How do people not know who Pauly Shore is??? That voice is just too….. iconic

    • @RandomPerson-ui3xv
      @RandomPerson-ui3xv 2 роки тому +11

      He's only famous in the 90s and he's been irrelevant since then

    • @baresuper
      @baresuper 2 роки тому +5

      Well for most youngsters Pauly shore is a bit before their time XD

    • @Ichigo111293
      @Ichigo111293 2 роки тому +3

      The second I heard Pinocchio’s voice in the trailer I knew it was Pauly. His voice is almost Nostalgic to me. lol

    • @Uniongamers
      @Uniongamers Рік тому +1

      Was thinking the exact same thing. Just proves the commenters are all zoomers. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go watch my Bio-dome VHS.

  • @venom-db1mf
    @venom-db1mf 2 роки тому +13

    this movie is a meme material

  • @chancebershaw7883
    @chancebershaw7883 2 роки тому +10

    Lionsgate knew exactly what they were doing when they chose pinocchio’s VA

  • @gachinx
    @gachinx Рік тому +4

    i learned 2 things
    1. he's a boy
    2. he's alive

  • @cupsonplushproductions5959
    @cupsonplushproductions5959 2 роки тому +2

    I would love to strap my worst of enemies down keep their eyeballs peeled open and be forced to watch this

  • @stellarisme73
    @stellarisme73 2 роки тому +7

    *Casually walks over his maker dead on the ground*

  • @taylorr5925
    @taylorr5925 2 роки тому +4

    This movie is just a walking meme

  • @slabman6262
    @slabman6262 2 роки тому +10

    Me when I infiltrate the Damn Daniel headquarters (they kidnapped Mister Meat for their nefarious plans)

  • @bunnylover2070
    @bunnylover2070 2 роки тому +2

    He got ALIIIIVEEE by making Gepetto unalive. Rip old man 😂

  • @adonaiyah2196
    @adonaiyah2196 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know whats funnier the falling over or Geppetto knocked out cold on the floor

  • @ihavenoidea2805
    @ihavenoidea2805 2 роки тому +2

    Why is Geppeto on the floor I'm fucking dying😭😭

  • @_.ana._.
    @_.ana._. Рік тому +2

    Pauly Shore is truly talented. Few can make a character sound fruity by saying literally anything

  • @seandoyle296
    @seandoyle296 2 роки тому +5

    This is approaching some Food Fight-tier shit animation and voiceovers. Wonderful

  • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
    @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 2 роки тому +7

    Can we just picture SpongeBob saying these lines?

  • @galaxyspice5805
    @galaxyspice5805 2 роки тому +2

    Waking up after top surgery like

  • @brittonsings3243
    @brittonsings3243 2 роки тому +1

    This movie is straight up a fever dream

  • @Yasyyyyy
    @Yasyyyyy 2 роки тому +2

    I am a boy, and i am Aliveee!😍😍😍
    Old man: 💀

  • @yourmoms_sidepiece69420
    @yourmoms_sidepiece69420 2 роки тому +1

    This movie feels like a bad fever dream 🫣

  • @yvesgxrl
    @yvesgxrl 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m ælîve I’m a bœee and I’m ælîve”

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 2 роки тому +2

    I’m glad that Pauly shore has been unleashed on a newer generation.

  • @zayden1359
    @zayden1359 2 роки тому +1

    when he said
    "IMABOY ANDAMALAAI-"
    I really felt that

  • @memeelfman324
    @memeelfman324 2 роки тому +4

    He’s alive

  • @IAM_A_Mango
    @IAM_A_Mango Рік тому +1

    Pinocchio drunk and out of his mind

  • @motherjup1ter
    @motherjup1ter 2 роки тому +1

    i had to watch the clip 2 times before i realised it wasnt the old man stating he was alive

  • @heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
    @heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy 2 роки тому +2

    guys he's ALAAAAAIVE

  • @Cinxdr
    @Cinxdr 2 роки тому +1

    This never ceases to amaze me

  • @uppermoon_2.
    @uppermoon_2. 2 роки тому +1

    The voice: 😲🤯😯💀
    The face: 😐😒🧐

  • @anton1990
    @anton1990 3 місяці тому

    Don’t ever change, Pauly.
    We love you.

  • @skoopercantdraw
    @skoopercantdraw 2 роки тому +10

    "IM A BOY AND IM ALIVE"
    "pinnochio im dying"

  • @PixiePikachuTheSwaggiest
    @PixiePikachuTheSwaggiest 2 роки тому +1

    Pauly shore got some explaining to do 😂

  • @MsWinxmusa
    @MsWinxmusa 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm a bOy and I'm ALIIIVE ✨"
    Later:
    "Pinocchio, you're alive!"
    "Uhh I guess so? 🙄😒"

  • @derekstronf1837
    @derekstronf1837 2 роки тому

    This is gonna be the 'The Room' of Pinocchio movies

  • @Silliestgoosever
    @Silliestgoosever 2 роки тому +1

    I think his daddy is having a hangover. 👁👄👁

  • @Bleepbloop-vl9hn
    @Bleepbloop-vl9hn 2 роки тому +1

    Good cause he’s got a whole woooorld dussay😍💅

  • @dramallama180
    @dramallama180 2 роки тому +1

    This feels like an abridged series. Not an actual dub.

  • @nemjef121
    @nemjef121 2 роки тому

    Old man doing the "Stretch out" taunt from dark souls
    , but also praise the sun.

  • @somebodyontheinternet39
    @somebodyontheinternet39 2 роки тому

    We need a sequel for more Pinocchio memes 😭😭

  • @toazethegecko
    @toazethegecko 2 роки тому +2

    Why does he sounded so angry when he finds out that he's alive? 😭

  • @Jearbearjenkins
    @Jearbearjenkins 2 роки тому

    Yassified pinocchio is the best meme of the year so far in my opinion

  • @user-dv5py8ri1y
    @user-dv5py8ri1y 2 роки тому

    “ Father when can I leave to be- *ALIVE* “

  • @ardeni8385
    @ardeni8385 Рік тому

    I have seen so much funny shit on youtube, and yet the only things thats made me genuinely laugh in YEARS is 3 seconds of crappy pinocchio
    i need a life

  • @ronnyjazershorts4145
    @ronnyjazershorts4145 2 роки тому +1

    he has the whole world dussy

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer Рік тому

    This should have been a theatrical release.

  • @zsofia_
    @zsofia_ 2 роки тому

    One of my favorite lines of yassified pinnochio

  • @DiegoMantilla
    @DiegoMantilla 2 роки тому

    I honestly love the voice actor.

  • @justv1bin
    @justv1bin 2 роки тому

    POV: it's the night after an absolute RAGER of a party

  • @novagriddyshorts
    @novagriddyshorts 2 роки тому

    He just chilled he ain’t dead

  • @matthiasbuczylko7747
    @matthiasbuczylko7747 2 роки тому

    Me when the sleep pilos kick in and I try to get to bed

  • @Radio.Killer
    @Radio.Killer 2 роки тому +1

    My he be memed into eternity

  • @kalakritistudios
    @kalakritistudios 2 роки тому +1

    Me in the morning:

  • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
    @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 2 роки тому

    Where'd the hunger game days go? Freakin went back to 2000s for no reason

  • @angiemangie7689
    @angiemangie7689 2 роки тому

    HE IS A BOY AND ALIVE! what more could we have asked for!
    also its just hilarious to see geppetto just dead on the ground while he doesn't give a damn

  • @baconator667
    @baconator667 2 роки тому

    I love this scene sm it's underrated

  • @JLWCproductions
    @JLWCproductions 2 роки тому

    Let us press f for our old boi

  • @burgrr3651
    @burgrr3651 2 роки тому

    He has the whole world to see new 💅😩

  • @popycute13
    @popycute13 2 роки тому +1

    He sounds so drunk out of context

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern 2 роки тому

    This movie seems amazing so far.

  • @teumeato
    @teumeato 2 роки тому

    ✨I'm a boii and I'm ALIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEE ✨

  • @Henry-The-One-And-Only.
    @Henry-The-One-And-Only. 2 роки тому

    I can confirm, he is a boy and he is alive

  • @Charlie_Loves
    @Charlie_Loves 2 роки тому +1

    My parents after smoking some weed:

  • @theamazonbois7970
    @theamazonbois7970 2 роки тому +5

    I think fruity Pinocchio killed him

  • @Made_on_marzzz
    @Made_on_marzzz 2 роки тому +1

    He’s alliiiieeeeevvvvuuuuhhhh ☺️💅

    • @rmj8905
      @rmj8905 2 роки тому +1

      Depressed Pim

  • @sS0O0L
    @sS0O0L 2 роки тому

    i love how *E V E R Y O N E* is watching this now, and that's incredible. me included

  • @STOKERMATHALLAN
    @STOKERMATHALLAN 2 роки тому

    That settles it, I have to watch this

  • @mauriciojaralopez2878
    @mauriciojaralopez2878 2 роки тому +1

    get to the choppa!