"You got a better idea, nerd?"
**PROCEEDS TO GIVE A GROWN MAN A WEDGIE IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT**
"I'm so proud I'd cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war"
Most manly statement ever
Assuming the movie takes place around the time it was released, he would’ve been born just before 1920. So the war in question could’ve been any from WWII onward. I’m betting it was either WWII or the Korean War.
@Manuel Camelo I just assumed he was a POW at one point and his captors removed his tear ducts for some reason
“We need a Hail Mary pass, we need RAW power, WE NEED MOnsters”
-General W.R. Monger
'oh come on now Debbie don't cry, it makes my knees hurt'
why is this line so damn *funny*
Tom Marston you mean oh come on now little Debbie don’t cry it makes my knees hurt*
I audibly laughed at the fact that less than a second was taken out at 3:18 because he was out of sight for just a split moment.
I love how he’s the most stereotypical “bad guy general” in nearly all of animation, but he’s actually a good guy
@@monseurwanksalotte3477 wait what???? I thought war monger was a term for someone who caused wars?????
*“Please Don’t Cry, It Makes My Knees Hurt.”*
Mr Annonymous I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to the fact that some people who had knee surgery/implants claim that rain “hurts” their knee. He’s claiming that the crying would be like rainfall, which would cause physical pain in his knee. You can look up the knee symptom thing.
General W.R Wonger
Born: Unknown
Estimated life span: *I N D E F I N A T E*
He was 90 years old in this movie, he fought in every war since World War II
Let's see here, the movie came out on March 27, 2009, minus 90 years...
Yep, he was born on March 27, 1919.
3:39 I love how he is a 4 star general yet still has an unreasonably large enlisted rank patch on his uniform.
He’s proud he enlisted and became a four star general and a warden of a top secret prison of monsters.
Dude did his duty but didn’t forget he roots
kinda like Ulysses S Grant. He always just wore his Private uniform with stars sewn on
Im not a cyborg
-General Monger, A war veteran that caught a Giant Women and shoot to a man.
I just realised his name is literally war monger
@theplayboymaster oof, what pains me is that you're not entirely wrong
Now here's a man who could defeat Thanos without even breaking a sweat.
The fact that the movie still makes perfect sense by just showing the scenes where he's on screen
His name is literally War Monger and he's the most reasonable person in the whole movie.
Until he goes to raid the alien's ship riding Dreamworks's mothra full Rambo mode.
0:38 "This place is an x-file, wrapped in a cover up and deep fried in a paranoid conspiracy"
Sounds……
familiar.
"Hit me with a double venti organic, chocolate brownie, caramel frappucchino, extra hot with one inch of foam!
*Non-fat.* "
@@wessmoore7894 The writers probably just combined a bunch of generic coffee terms to make something that sounds ridiculous, without regard (or likely any knowledge) as to whether it made any sense.
It was a set up to push the nuke button
And the General was still pissed about his coffee XD Not the nuke launch
5:08 As a Starbucks employee, not only do I understand his lingo, but I also realized that it contradicts itself.
@@talas7131 Everyone knows the "non-fat" part is just for appearances~
Yamazaki Tomoya an extra hot Frappuccino doesn’t work because a frappe is blended ice how you gonna make that hot
He looks like the type of guy to say "Nanomachines son"
@@masterbison8957 its not physical, its emotional trauma that makes his knees hurt
Honestly, Monger was the realest character in this show. He actually offered solutions rather than empty thoughts
i feel like i hear “I TELEPORTED BREAD” whenever i see this man
@@AReallySpookyPybro I have done nothing but teleport bred for three days
“Thank you Mr. President. What a great way to celebrate my 90th birthday.*
*Top 10 anime plot twists of all time*
2:30 I love how he slowly approaches him with that cocky smile before asserting his dominance
His smiling face is like “OoOoOoO boi I have missed this since my time as a bully in College”
General W.R. Monger is a hero. He prevented a nuclear conflict just by releasing monsters to fight aliens. This guys need a promotion from general to arcgeneral
I can't believe W.R Monger himself said "Nuclear weapons aren't an option"
"Don't cry - it makes my knees hurt."
The cleverness of this joke is severely underrated.
@@CC-zw9ku Sometimes, elderly people can predict storms by pain they have in their joints. Usually this occurs in the knees.
If Ginormica were to cry, it would be like a storm, so the general is making a pun on the old adage aforementioned.
@Keegan Young Yes, I'm aware it's scientific and not purely superstition.
@@AppleOfThineEye Never heard that before, learn something new every day.
@@AppleOfThineEye "Oh, my bones are aching! Storm's coming up, Ani, you better get home quick!"
The fact that we’re all confused at how he’s been the warden for 50 years and they clear it up by just making him 90
@@Flarflenugen villains never die, otherwise the hero wouldnt have someone to always win against
"that's why i always wear a parachute lietuanant!"
Me: *First GTA 5 character flashbacks*
I just realized that they set that up when he parachuted into the conference room. I love this character so much.
The tip of his nose looks like a bowling pin and I can’t unsee it
It hangs off in such a way that I just want to snap it off of the rest of his nose.
"thank you Mr. President"
-General W.R Monger, philosopher, religious figure
"My God man, what have you DONE??" - 90 year old General in charge of basically Area 51 for 50 years who lost his tear ducts but not his eyes during a war
3:18 when I was younger I was perplexed by Bob's molecular make up. But now, after two years of chemistry classes my dream of synthesizing him is much closer!
The fact that Monger is 89-90 years old is hilarious to me
@@MASTEROFEVIL he says he was their warden for 50 years implying he started doing his alien capture arny career at age 30
“How long will I be here?”
“I N D E F I N E T L Y”
Well boys we did it. We did a lyric chain of the whole video
In retrospect I realize this guy would’ve been the stereotypical evil general type. But somehow he’s the most levelheaded and nice guy the whole film.
When you realise that this movie is just family friendly SCP
The logo of the facility looks like one variations the SCP sigil.
Alternate title:
Monsters vs. Aliens but only the valid and important parts
“Monsters, I’m so proud of you that I could cry if I hadn’t lost my read ducts in the war”
👁👄👁
The most astonishing part is that a character named "W.R. Monger" just said that nukes aren't an option, like
He's the most rational person I've seen-
★Zoechu★ W.R. Monger=Warmonger (aka someone who encourages violence)
The character named W.R Monger who literally fuses Suicide Squad and Pacific Rim's plots together... is the most level headed character in the movie.
Personally, I think it’s because he’d rather use his OWN fists before a “relatively” anticlimactic nuke.
After thinking it over, I’m starting to think that Monger had always wanted to set the monster team free, It shows just how close he was with the detainees (specifically B.O.B.) by attending his birthday party and raising him from infancy according to the Netflix shorts. So now that there was an actual crisis outside the governments control, he actually leaped into the board room with a full presentation of his monsters. Then even after he fulfilled his end of the deal with their freedom, he told them of how much it affected him as their warden with a salute before accessing them boarding to the ship, even when it risked his life in the process. For a War Monger this dude was a Hero
*So is NO ONE gonna talk about him wearing a SHREK badge in this movie!?*
@@stormpants1638 what is my comment. Well... How is YOUR COMMENT bolded?
"This place is an X-File...Wrapped in a Cover-Up, and DEEP FRIED in a Paranoid Conspiracy"
Fucking love that line.
JFK movie reference. "A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Inside an Enigma"
1:41 the way he says "WE NEED... Monsters" the detail on that animation , the pores and the aftershave and lip detail is just amazing, it must have taken a lot to get this movie animated
Alternative Title:
Monster vs Aliens but only the sexy scenes
I could never have predicted being attracted to a 90 year old yet here we are.
1:14 I love how he turns before the doors close.
The character design makes every single person look like they come from a Boomer political comic
He remids me of General Jack Ripper from Dr. Strangelove
Oh my god your absolutely right, no wonder this film is so ugly to look at
Not even gonna lie: that's exactly what it's *supposed* to look like. Like that was the design inspiration: 1950s/60s political propaganda cartoons. That, and MAD Magazine cartoons.
X DOG lego I think that’s the point of the art style. It’s taking 60’s sci-fi horror tropes and turning it over it’s head.
I dont understand how this film isn't more of a main stream meme.
ViaVia Sharktale was the bomb back in the day (sort of) but this one I literally only heard about it from the memes
It grossed 380 million at the box office, with a budget of 175 million. I actually just watched it (as in, it ended 3 minutes before I'm writing this) just because of this video. It was alright, for a kids film
1:30
“And we all know nukes ain’t an option.”
Every President in a nutshell: Sure they are.
2:19 "And our latest addition..."
*_completely gives up_*
"Sir these monsters are our best, and only chance to defeat that robot."
“Don’t we already have an alien problem general? I don’t think we need an monster problem too :)”
@@ItsActuallySaturn *You got a better idea, nerd?*
[Gives Wedgie]
I just had to type it
@@ItsActuallySaturn General, I propose we go forward to your..Monster vs Aliens idea-
B.O.B out of nowhere: P H A K T H E M
2:19
“And our latest edition...”
*puts a woman on screen*
“....”
Well I guess giant women would be monsters in their time of the month
@@guilhermehank4938 HAHAHA I DIDNT THINK OF THAT!!!! God, imagine the smell!!!
Bob: "i may not have a brain, gentlemen, but i have an idea"
W.R.Monger: "not only do i have an idea, but i have a plan"
The fact that it cuts when the general walks behind the missing link at 3:16 kills me
1:03
What parents tell their kids during quarantine
*oh and one other thing, the government has changed your name to ginormica*
General W. R. Monger is a character and a half. He can't cry because he lost his tear ducts in the war, he oversees area- I shouldn't say its name, and LITERALLY ALWAYS wears a Parachute. I wouldn't doubt that at any time you see him, he has enough firepower on his person to overthrow a small nation singlehandedly.
Me seeing Monger: “The white haired Woman is just THICC in height”
Anyone who hasn’t seen MVA: “Man Monger is STICC in height.”
*cough* I got a UA-cam channel with okay editing for a beginner *cough* . I know you don’t care but the algorithm sucks. Only vid that got seen at all was my react to new amnesia.
Jaxson Logan I know it’s horrible and pathetic. I guess I’m just afraid of the hours to some of the things going to waste.
Sloth maybe just a little bit. (Sorry for joking around I know it’s a dumb thing to do)
0:05 when we’re able to see each other after practicing social distancing
when we're able to see each other after the quarantines are over
I finally, after like eight years, now realize his name is "General War Monger"
Same here. I literally needed it spelled out to me to get that joke. Lol
This guy would fit into 40k perfectly, and would easily be one of the more heroic characters for that setting.
Nobody:
General W.R. Monger: hit me with a double venti organic chocolate brownie carmel frappuccino extra hot with one inch of foam *non fat*
General’s nose said: ⬅️⬇️➡️
3:52 Monger: "HANG ON TO YOUR SHOX, WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE!"
Also monger: *Safely lands*
Alternate Title: _Monsters Vs. Aliens but it’s war propaganda_
@@joshualisciarelli6960 and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal. because he invented it!
2:19 And our latest edition: *blacks out and forgets where he is and how he got there*
5:03
"good time for a cup of Joe"
Me: *regarding incident 294-01 flashback*
@@MusingSprite3045 why tf does he know what his co worker tastes like lmao
@@chainsawboy2388 you know alot of things you shouldnt after your first month in the scp foundation
This is what Europeans imagine when they hear the word "American"
I can't be the only one who unironically enjoyed this movie and the series it got.
I loved the movie, but never saw the series. It isnt their best movie, but i enjoyed it
@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 I know, right? All things considered, this was a very fun movie to watch.
How does Kiefer Sutherland have way more dialogue in here than he did in The Phantom Pain
Truly criminal, first they replace David Hayter, but then when they have a great actor like Keifer Sutherland; they barely utilise his talents.
Well, at least he voiced more too in other game
(Call of Duty World at War)
He voices Sgt. Roebuck on the game
He sounds pretty good i think...
“Please little Debbie, don’t cry, it makes my knees hurt.”
*wut*
tragiclifeform
Her tears are like rain and sometimes sudden atmospheric changes will hurt or lock joints.
@@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446
Go to a nursing home during bad weather for some examples.
When weather changes it is usually a slow change, the atmospheric pressure in and out of your body can adjust but sometimes storms just happen. The harder the sudden rain, the sudden the change in atmosphere and your body can't adjust completely, especially around your joints and your more sensitive nerves.
Nerve pain is a mystery and it starts occuring in your late 40's.
It's like flash freezing a hot metal, the metal is forced to harden instead of adjust. That's not a great example because metal will stay hard once cooled while your joints will need to take 5 minutes or more to work again.
Ah, both TF2 and SCP converging once more. Wherever I go, when I find one the other is there as well. Sometimes clashing, sometimes bonding, these two seem to be inseparable. Drawn together by unseen forces... Two fates, intertwined, their legacies at hand.
Fuck, I gotta stop rewatching Phantom Blood.
How many times have you watched Part 1?
“How many breads have you eaten in your life?”
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone’s Daughter: 2:11
When you see Herbert The Straight Pervert take a girl in his Ice Cream truck
This guy is in charge of security at Area 51, imagine storming this guy.
He doesn't even lead a defense; he just lets everything out of containment just to have the pleasure of rounding it all back up
We need Kiefer Sutherland in more animated movies like this
Nah bruh, Kiefer is a wayyyy better Big Boss, although david is a better Snake
The general is probably also some kind of SCP.
5:05 I love that Monger has a Starbucks girl order
The best part is I was informed how hard it is to make foam with nonfat milk, plus the fact that he says frappaciano extra hot which makes no sense and that makes it even funnier
I would like to point out that in a short, WR Monger was able to dodge attacks with the grace of a dancer, this was before the movie so he's likely to be around his late 80s, still way to old to be such an athletic person
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the man we need to stop the coronavirus.
the clack of his teeth when he says "nonfat" really got me for some reason
His name is WR Monger...
It took me this long to realize it was a play on "warmonger".
W.R. Monger: "Hang on to your socks, we're going for a ride!"
*Gently floats down to the surface with a parachute
I love when the main character has the spotlight he deserves.
I would join the army, just so that this legend could be my higher-up
"You gotta better idea N E R D?"
* *Asserts dominance**
Perfect profile to be a man
As soon as I started reading this comment it played the part 🤣
You just made my day. Your profile picture made it even better.
I had forgotten about that wedgie untill seeing it again here!
Funniest shit I've seen in the last month's time! 😂😂😂😂
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