[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoe

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  • @sabrinamiller3671
    @sabrinamiller3671 5 років тому +9921

    "I'm coming with you... no, I'm not!"
    Woody must've read the script for Toy Story 4.

    • @Hawk-kc3fe
      @Hawk-kc3fe 5 років тому +280

      good joke

    • @spikemanfangirl
      @spikemanfangirl 5 років тому +97

      @ManiakNoot cancer

    • @isaiahlee4847
      @isaiahlee4847 5 років тому +69

      Schmoe

    • @nockradqkdak7992
      @nockradqkdak7992 5 років тому +46

      @ManiakNoot its called r/wooooooooosh

    • @Codye
      @Codye 5 років тому +26

      @ManiakNoot r/wooooshwith4os it's not that hard you fake redditor

  • @MeargleSchmeargle
    @MeargleSchmeargle 5 років тому +3629

    7:22 "Woody you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents"
    Woody just got Buzz sawed.

    • @lisandrab1
      @lisandrab1 5 років тому +147

      MeargleSchmeargle Mr Potato Head: Was

    • @AliKandirr
      @AliKandirr 5 років тому +108

      You are not a toy, you are a thing. You stupid little insignificant thing

    • @hellocool2
      @hellocool2 5 років тому +51

      Lol

    • @chalexgamer3947
      @chalexgamer3947 5 років тому +94

      @@hellocool2 Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being kicked by a kid.

    • @thebirb6747
      @thebirb6747 5 років тому +60

      @Haru Gamer I traveled all that way to rescue that toy, because I believed their schmoes

  • @noidTV
    @noidTV 4 роки тому +5838

    I love how they managed to kill buzz like every 2 seconds he was on screen.

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +81

      I would like but it's 66

    • @noidTV
      @noidTV 4 роки тому +41

      @@Yougotcaged102 ah yes, a man of culture.

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +14

      @@noidTV Nooooo it's been ruined

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +14

      @@noidTV atleast I can like your comment now

    • @noidTV
      @noidTV 4 роки тому +8

      @ELI BONHAM yeah

  • @acth490
    @acth490 Рік тому +727

    I still find this part at 5:32 funny and underrated 5 years later. Basically, Buzz and everyone got ran over and just cuts to the credits. Everything was edited so well.

    • @sonicfan9144
      @sonicfan9144 8 місяців тому +20

      5:32 slaughtered me.
      "DROP!"
      (The toys drop)
      And then the Pizza Planet truck just smashes them all, LMAO!

    • @SerialDesignationN3071
      @SerialDesignationN3071 6 місяців тому +8

      _"Everyone died.....the end"_
      *-Patrick Star*

    • @jamesmartinandbbccontinuities
      @jamesmartinandbbccontinuities 4 години тому +1

      @@SerialDesignationN3071 6:10 all star intterupts

  • @Doncroft1
    @Doncroft1 4 роки тому +2075

    3:24 I just love how the Prospector is just chilling in Al's trunk, completely unintroduced as a character or villain, just waiting and ready to BELT Buzz right in the jaw. I must have watched this part a dozen times and died laughing every single one!

    • @faby6515
      @faby6515 4 роки тому +106

      8:59 and again xD

    • @veryrealdrdog
      @veryrealdrdog 4 роки тому +61

      Prospector Ex-Machina

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 4 роки тому +31

      Doncroft1 that transition and edit was so clean

    • @veryrealdrdog
      @veryrealdrdog 4 роки тому +13

      Faby That was actually in the movie

    • @BaulSDA
      @BaulSDA 4 роки тому +36

      One of the many security features installed by Al to his stuff.

  • @mitchellharrop9989
    @mitchellharrop9989 4 роки тому +2757

    “Hang on cowboy.”
    *jumps out window and dies*

  • @santiagoahumada1994
    @santiagoahumada1994 5 років тому +2801

    1:46
    Why does that laugh fit?
    I mean like,really fit

  • @SethsworldHQ
    @SethsworldHQ Рік тому +637

    5:00 “Did woody give up when you threw up in the back of that moving van” I’m dead😂

  • @jlminecraft6133
    @jlminecraft6133 5 років тому +2015

    “Why you don’t know who you are, do you?”
    “I’m a fish”
    o_o

    • @jlminecraft6133
      @jlminecraft6133 5 років тому +6

      Zaldy Lumbris i think so

    • @gardibro761
      @gardibro761 5 років тому +7

      I will now proceed to pleasers my self with this fish

    • @anastasiachebotareva9088
      @anastasiachebotareva9088 5 років тому +8

      Theres a fish in his boot

    • @jlminecraft6133
      @jlminecraft6133 5 років тому +3

      Anastasia Chebotareva, realtor lol

    • @chalexgamer3947
      @chalexgamer3947 5 років тому +8

      ♪With Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl♫
      (Yodilayheehoo)
      Jessie: Look it, look it! That's me!
      Woody: (You Don't Say face)
      ♪Bullseye, he's Woody's...♫

  • @uckyyynel8979
    @uckyyynel8979 4 роки тому +4320

    3:02 i like how despite being scared shitless he was still considerate enough to turn off the lights

    • @efcfan4649
      @efcfan4649 4 роки тому +231

      Saving the planet and all dat stuff is important 😂

    • @vsantana8114
      @vsantana8114 4 роки тому +44

      well... someone pooped in terror...

    • @cheatsykoopa98
      @cheatsykoopa98 3 роки тому +104

      and moonwalk down the stairs

    • @sliceyoazz4015
      @sliceyoazz4015 3 роки тому +61

      cant believe no one mentioned the door becoming sentient and closing itself

    • @critboi2605
      @critboi2605 3 роки тому +28

      I love how in this time stamp woody just said 𝐢𝐜𝐞 then he just runs away

  • @wonokairun69
    @wonokairun69 4 роки тому +1892

    25%:Schmoes/Smores
    25%:Buzz Falling
    25%:Another Memes
    25%:Original Scenes
    -------------------------------- +
    100% Perfect Toy Story YTP
    Edit: 11 Months Later, And I Feel Nostalgic With This Comment

  • @jamiemiller7752
    @jamiemiller7752 Рік тому +160

    8:00 "BUZZ, YOLO"

  • @tmart69
    @tmart69 4 роки тому +1226

    2:10 "hang on cowboy!" *hurls himself out the window*

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 6 років тому +4513

    *buzz falls*

  • @banicma
    @banicma 5 років тому +851

    4:33
    Buzz: Now, Etch!!
    Etch: Draw your own map loser.
    Buzz: o_o

    • @josephfernandez2562
      @josephfernandez2562 5 років тому +3

      Me:Okay... This is a joke.

    • @sirfishbroflovski
      @sirfishbroflovski 5 років тому +13

      Mr. Wheezy: Ya gotta save my pal Woody...
      Buzz Lightyear: I'll do my best son!
      Mr Wheezy: *ñ Ö ß Ú Z Z ¥ Ö Ú ' R È M ¥ § Ö ñ!*
      *[Shook]*

    • @speedysonic14
      @speedysonic14 5 років тому +2

      LOL!!!!

    • @jacobvanantwerp2001
      @jacobvanantwerp2001 4 роки тому +4

      @@sirfishbroflovski NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • @saricayadav4349
      @saricayadav4349 4 роки тому

      Buzz: :[]

  • @ladycharizard8972
    @ladycharizard8972 2 роки тому +63

    "Bo! Not in front of Buzz!"
    "Let him look."
    I love how the look on Buzz's face fits that joke well.

  • @Fortune.5
    @Fortune.5 5 років тому +5140

    I like how Andy casually turns off the light before he runs away

    • @sandyc.4630
      @sandyc.4630 5 років тому +249

      Penksy - and then gets in the car and it just starts driving by itself

    • @saxonsoldier496
      @saxonsoldier496 5 років тому +65

      Logic

    • @ramenrampage5049
      @ramenrampage5049 5 років тому +216

      You got to save electricity

    • @chalexgamer3947
      @chalexgamer3947 5 років тому +97

      He does it so that the living toys don't spot him and chase him.

    • @jjsal237
      @jjsal237 5 років тому +74

      Gotta save money first and then run like hell.

  • @mossalads11
    @mossalads11 4 роки тому +5036

    “Toys don’t last forever”
    “ S O P L A Y N I C E “

    • @jacobvanantwerp2001
      @jacobvanantwerp2001 4 роки тому +276

      Andy: (in Sid's voice) *_AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!_*

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 4 роки тому +85

      I feel like I'm watching a cinemasins audio outakes compilation

    • @RenTran1
      @RenTran1 4 роки тому +72

      2:57

    • @ramenstuffyt6783
      @ramenstuffyt6783 4 роки тому +44

      Neither do children.

    • @ashokaskywalker7121
      @ashokaskywalker7121 4 роки тому +14

      You are the most intelligent form of life we scientists know of

  • @AlfredoPuente8
    @AlfredoPuente8 6 років тому +17327

    Buzz died like 30 times.

    • @ReaLifeHDchannel
      @ReaLifeHDchannel 6 років тому +841

      You mean Light Buzzyear?

    • @lotuzzington
      @lotuzzington 6 років тому +200

      All your lives has been wasted wait the next 555,555 years to restore your lives

    • @Stayceee
      @Stayceee 6 років тому +234

      Buzz only died 13 times

    • @noyrb11
      @noyrb11 5 років тому +88

      He must be immortal and is making use of it

    • @vigi1antvort3x41
      @vigi1antvort3x41 5 років тому +38

      @paco ramon Welcome to Dark Souls

  • @MaxTheRealmTC_3421
    @MaxTheRealmTC_3421 Рік тому +134

    RIP Light BuzzYear
    0:38 Security camera droid
    0:46 Broken leg
    1:04 WHY WONT YOU RUN?
    1:20 Didnt make it.
    1:29 Bottomless pit + Explosion
    1:43 Didnt fight him
    1:59 Jumps into bottomless pit
    2:05 Honorable Mention (Rip Woody)
    2:10 Out the window, into the bush
    3:16 Bush
    4:34 Get Owned!
    4:47 Honorable Mention (Rip Mr Potatohead)
    4:51 Loses grip on the slinky, and falls into bush
    5:33 Cone plan failed
    5:48 Honorable Mention (Rip Mr Potatohead again)
    6:25 Teleports to Sid's staircase
    6:30 Venting plan failed
    6:45 One, One, ONE! Bottomless pit
    7:17 The second Buzz cant breathe
    8:00 YOLO + gives up
    8:36 Escapes Zurg's attack and falls into the bottomless pit
    8:49-8:50 Honorable Mention (Rip Zurg)
    8:59 Stinky Pete + bottomless pit
    9:18 Thats what you get for insulting her.
    9:58 Good ending.

  • @sarahrandazzo4075
    @sarahrandazzo4075 4 роки тому +1351

    Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents.You're not a toy, you're a thing. A stupid little insignificant thing.
    Woody: LOL

  • @hudsonruff9208
    @hudsonruff9208 3 роки тому +1442

    "I can't stop Andy from throwing up, but I wouldn't miss it for the world."
    -Woody

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 3 роки тому +25

      8:05

    • @S.K.R.E.Inc.
      @S.K.R.E.Inc. 3 роки тому +46

      Prospector: "No!!"
      Woody opens the door: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
      Buzzs: Yeah?
      Woody: I'm coming with you! Wait a minute, no I'm not

    • @demonicplayz5614
      @demonicplayz5614 3 роки тому +14

      @@S.K.R.E.Inc. LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 😂 ☠️

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +13

      bro that was edited so clean-

    • @cindycunningham8566
      @cindycunningham8566 3 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHA gg's

  • @RealErikBentler
    @RealErikBentler 3 роки тому +2833

    The J. Jonah Jameson laugh on Zurg at 1:46 works so well.

  • @maisonbox8215
    @maisonbox8215 Місяць тому +38

    5:21 The *X B O X* happened to turn on!

  • @sackchief
    @sackchief 5 років тому +1694

    This YTP is perfect from beginning to end. Like I can’t even tell you what my favorite part was.

  • @cubesolver2564
    @cubesolver2564 5 років тому +565

    2:11 Hang on, cowboy!
    *swings off lamp and falls out the window*
    *BUZZ!!! D:

  • @sonicsquirtle
    @sonicsquirtle 6 років тому +791

    YTP: Buzz can't stop dying.

    • @hairglowingkyle4572
      @hairglowingkyle4572 6 років тому +6

      Yeah like Diavolo

    • @sonicsquirtle
      @sonicsquirtle 6 років тому +1

      Lord Of The Magma you bastards!

    • @Mosiedawn
      @Mosiedawn 6 років тому +4

      Buzz McCormick

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 6 років тому +7

      *Not a dying toy*

    • @jadencoucopoulos2567
      @jadencoucopoulos2567 6 років тому +12

      Blown up: 2 times
      Impaled by spikes: 2 times
      Falls down the void: 5 times
      Shot by Zurg: 2 times
      Falls out of a window: 3 times
      Punched: 3 times
      Run over by Pizza Planet truck: 1 time
      Falls down stairs: 2 times

  • @conr1633
    @conr1633 Рік тому +71

    "IT'S THE *M A N* MAN!"

  • @kawaii.universe2003
    @kawaii.universe2003 2 роки тому +1645

    2:10 ok but the way Buzz just goes flying out the window in complete silence😂😂😂

  • @djebuscool
    @djebuscool 4 роки тому +506

    I like how buzz just casually says “ow” when he breaks his legs

  • @kagevista3375
    @kagevista3375 5 років тому +787

    20 years later, Woody lost more than just his schmoe :(

    • @JackPoppy
      @JackPoppy 5 років тому +42

      Way to make me feel old, bruh.

    • @catastrophic6049
      @catastrophic6049 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @ryanjenkins5450
      @ryanjenkins5450 4 роки тому +29

      Woody became a simp at the end

    • @jacobvanantwerp2001
      @jacobvanantwerp2001 4 роки тому +18

      Sadly, he gave up his voice box. I saw the 4th movie, and I cried on the inside. 😢😢 So touching to end the Toy Story trilogy.

    • @DivineChaos204
      @DivineChaos204 4 роки тому +8

      Yes...
      He LoSt HiS bAdGe!!!

  • @ZackNYPalmBeach
    @ZackNYPalmBeach Рік тому +251

    3:00 got me best part of the YTP by far 😂😂😂

  • @wdsa7129
    @wdsa7129 5 років тому +939

    “Edge, draw that man in a man suit”
    *Draws Al normally*
    *Everyone gasps*
    “ITS THE MAN MAN”

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 4 роки тому +43

      "There's a snake in my snake".

    • @lupitapuentelp
      @lupitapuentelp 4 роки тому

      l I

    • @Silkyfin_
      @Silkyfin_ 4 роки тому +4

      Rohan Clare me too

    • @garganacle
      @garganacle 4 роки тому +2

      @Rohan Clare yeah that happens

    • @garganacle
      @garganacle 4 роки тому +3

      This meme has the same equivalence to there is a snake in my snake

  • @balrogbean
    @balrogbean 5 років тому +365

    9:58 Rest in peace, Light Buzz Year. 1995 - 2019. His last words were: You're a great dad. He will be dearly missed and loved by all.

  • @CRODRIGUEZ43
    @CRODRIGUEZ43 5 років тому +2055

    Buzz: Schmoe
    Woody: s'more
    Buzz: Schmore
    Woody: I'm a fish

  • @Michael7325-xn9jy
    @Michael7325-xn9jy Рік тому +57

    Woody saying “The Xbox” at 8:32 shouldn’t be that funny but it is

  • @glenngoble4697
    @glenngoble4697 4 роки тому +380

    Stinky Pete: "You don't know who you are, do you?"
    Woody: "I'm a fish."

  • @MinerBlast
    @MinerBlast 3 роки тому +554

    3:02 Imagine how scared he was he decided to drive a car without a license

  • @thecoolerjohnny7742
    @thecoolerjohnny7742 5 років тому +829

    2:11 and that was the first time my soul had come out and had a laugh

  • @DuneDudeNG
    @DuneDudeNG Рік тому +379

    This and "Buzz is not a flying toy" are prime examples of YTPs not needing excessive profanity or sex jokes to be funny

    • @dakotamartinez8310
      @dakotamartinez8310 Рік тому +6

      I see your point.

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn Рік тому +7

      but some of them are still funny, like "something strange is happening with Andy's toys"

    • @lightblazer1586
      @lightblazer1586 10 місяців тому +14

      Um can we go back to the joke
      "Eh let him look" with Buzz's hilarious face

    • @jan_jh739
      @jan_jh739 7 місяців тому +4

      But the YTP’s with profanities are also hilarious

    • @bluedude7445
      @bluedude7445 7 місяців тому

      Yup. I remember those 2 videos. They cracked me and my cousins up 😂

  • @trixxberrii8342
    @trixxberrii8342 4 роки тому +639

    8:32 “wait a minute, you turned on the Xbox last night, not Jessie!”
    I died-

  • @temmie2467
    @temmie2467 5 років тому +357

    "I'm a fish"
    -Woody 2018

  • @MrNicoE
    @MrNicoE 5 років тому +544

    “Why, you don’t know who you are, do you?”
    “I’m a fish”
    “...”

    • @f0rbidden_cheeto
      @f0rbidden_cheeto 5 років тому

      @@JustAGrayPony He know that it's what the YTP said

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому +3

      MrNicoE look LOOK that’s me!

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому

      cool dude let me take the wheel! it’s too fast how can you even tell what’s on? I can tell

    • @LG-vf9yp
      @LG-vf9yp 5 років тому

      DO123X

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому

      cool dude wait there stop!

  • @JakeMP1234
    @JakeMP1234 Рік тому +141

    3:02 Andy turns his light off before running in fear wha a responsible person

    • @MetalJuggalo
      @MetalJuggalo 4 місяці тому +5

      that's always been my favorite gag in this

  • @kagevista3375
    @kagevista3375 5 років тому +720

    6:11 "When someBODY ONCE TOLD ME"
    LMAO

  • @itsGoobieTime
    @itsGoobieTime 5 років тому +822

    3:24 that has to be the most perfect transition I’ve ever seen 😲😲😲😲

  • @Dufix
    @Dufix 6 років тому +6763

    *Prepare to prepare*

    • @supersonicbros23
      @supersonicbros23 6 років тому +227

      The creed of procrastination

    • @imririggs878
      @imririggs878 6 років тому +105

      Not today Zurg

    • @cptTK421
      @cptTK421 6 років тому +65

      Didn’t realize we were watching Spaceballs

    • @shawnfields9419
      @shawnfields9419 6 років тому +31

      cptTK421 we are, but you have to prepare to prepare to prepare.

    • @shawnfields9419
      @shawnfields9419 6 років тому +19

      D u F i X I cant, i can only prepare to prepare

  • @Monkespegiti
    @Monkespegiti 15 днів тому +9

    Some say YTPs was the brain rot we had, but that's not true.
    Because brain rot doesn't take effort and will not be remembered.

  • @misterninetyseven2898
    @misterninetyseven2898 3 роки тому +952

    3:22
    This cut is so seamless and perfect

    • @kristenlandon1538
      @kristenlandon1538 2 роки тому +54

      For real though! Boss editing.

    • @kaiocrap6965
      @kaiocrap6965 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Animated_Icing
      @Animated_Icing 2 роки тому +30

      Also at 2:11

    • @fastnfuriousformula
      @fastnfuriousformula 2 роки тому +23

      There's actually one youtuber who watched that part and completely overlooked it, subconsciously thinking it was in the actual movie.

    • @apend_
      @apend_ 2 роки тому +6

      @@fastnfuriousformula charmx

  • @RjDaOne01
    @RjDaOne01 3 роки тому +1008

    8:11 Woody's random scream took me out🤣🤣

  • @danhobson24
    @danhobson24 5 років тому +395

    “You know toys don’t last forever” “so play nice” that’s really fascinating

  • @dennisgogel1167
    @dennisgogel1167 2 роки тому +52

    08:21 „I can‘t believe you‘ve done this“😂😂

  • @smugsuperoof4314
    @smugsuperoof4314 4 роки тому +286

    7:35
    “Life’s only worth living if ur being kicked by a kid” ~Light Buzzyear

    • @smugsuperoof4314
      @smugsuperoof4314 4 роки тому +10

      *Cid has entered the chat*

    • @alumlovescake
      @alumlovescake 4 роки тому +4

      @[REDACTED] *MISSION FAILED HE WILL HOPEFULLY SWITCH ACCOUNTS SUCCESSFULLY NEXT TIME*

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 4 роки тому

      Woody's secretly not a fish, he's actually a soccer ball.

    • @smugsuperoof4314
      @smugsuperoof4314 4 роки тому

      Jascha Bull yes

    • @gamelikar
      @gamelikar 4 роки тому

      I travelled all this way to find that toy, because I believe they are called schmoes
      Woody: they are smores
      Buzz: THEY, ARE SCHMORES

  • @crustyegg
    @crustyegg 3 роки тому +684

    "why you dont know who you are, do you?.."
    "I'm a fish."
    3:57

  • @frankiedemeter4081
    @frankiedemeter4081 5 років тому +872

    Listen up every one...prepare to prepare.

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +41

      Hmm yes
      the floor is made out of floor

    • @asbarr69
      @asbarr69 4 роки тому +21

      The creed of procrastination

    • @chandereyan5793
      @chandereyan5793 4 роки тому +14

      Rex: AHH!!

    • @hrzmann
      @hrzmann 4 роки тому +7

      There's political prisoners in Russia right now, who were judged because of "preparation to preparation to teггoгist actions", there's also a lot of fakes about them in government-influenced mass-media. Google Penza Network.

    • @jayzeo4767
      @jayzeo4767 4 роки тому +5

      mmmmmm yes

  • @LukeAps
    @LukeAps 2 роки тому +22

    I come and rewatch these videos every few months. They're just so well done, so nicely edited, and so consistently funny.

  • @snjgamersslayersnjaegers4826
    @snjgamersslayersnjaegers4826 3 роки тому +3084

    2:48 the part where Bo says let buzz look and it cuts to his face and hes just smiling and nodding I lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 6 років тому +5952

    How can jokes about falling stay this funny?!

    • @conorwhelan5767
      @conorwhelan5767 6 років тому +179

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England I'm dying of them and damn long name

    • @UncleExplosion
      @UncleExplosion 6 років тому +266

      I literally can't look at something falling in real life anymore without thinking of Peter Parker.

    • @blackheartedbronymerc7209
      @blackheartedbronymerc7209 6 років тому +35

      i have no idea

    • @marcthomas5949
      @marcthomas5949 6 років тому +147

      Cause it adds realistic results to trying to act like your a jedi in every movie

    • @generalgrievous9870
      @generalgrievous9870 6 років тому +20

      Because Palpatine is in there

  • @FireworksandAviation
    @FireworksandAviation 4 роки тому +1021

    1:47
    The mouth movement literally goes perfect with the laugh
    Edit: OK, his whole body goes perfect with the laugh

  • @kennethlamboon1979
    @kennethlamboon1979 Рік тому +39

    6:45
    "One."
    "He would.😑"
    "One.😃"
    "NO NO NO DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT😨😨😨😨"
    "One lol😀"
    "AHHHHHHH"
    " *bro died because he wanted to fly* "

  • @EllisLux22
    @EllisLux22 3 роки тому +730

    3:04 Andy got so scared he drove his moms car without a drivers license, lol.

  • @user-rn3lol_____2
    @user-rn3lol_____2 5 років тому +591

    9:11
    *Looks woody fixed *
    _Seconds later.._
    *O h n o . . .*

    • @gamencraft818
      @gamencraft818 5 років тому +2

      Un usuario ha leído esto por curiosidad 9/11

    • @namelessperson7792
      @namelessperson7792 5 років тому +15

      Money Mario I don’t know what you said but I do see 9/11 in your comment...so I assume it’s bad

    • @Some0ne989-y7g
      @Some0ne989-y7g 5 років тому +7

      Oh well, we tried

  • @vizualedit0r481
    @vizualedit0r481 5 років тому +1186

    6:25 this was just perfectly cut. omg xD

  • @TheIuigi
    @TheIuigi 6 місяців тому +26

    This is my most memorable ytp ever

  • @JTD845
    @JTD845 5 років тому +238

    "Life's only worth living if you're being kicked by a kid."
    -Buzz

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому +11

      JTD 845 I traveled all the way to rescue that toy because I believe they’re schmoes

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому +1

      cool dude ?

    • @chalexgamer3947
      @chalexgamer3947 5 років тому +6

      @@sourwaii8692 Well, they're called s'mores.

    • @chalexgamer3947
      @chalexgamer3947 5 років тому +1

      @Joshua Mezzie This is my only chance.

    • @chalexgamer3947
      @chalexgamer3947 5 років тому +1

      @Joshua Mezzie Buzz, YOLO!

  • @portorolla4157
    @portorolla4157 4 роки тому +750

    Scene List:
    0:00 - Introduction
    0:20 - Infiltration
    1:47 - Lost Shmoe
    3:12 - The Captive
    3:47 - Lookout
    4:38 - The Journey
    5:33 - Greed
    6:14 - Cheap
    7:05 - Lost & Found
    8:19 - Loose Strings
    9:12 - The End

  • @jonathancoleman1342
    @jonathancoleman1342 4 роки тому +545

    Buzz falling into the bush so many times still gets to me.

  • @chronisgr2010
    @chronisgr2010 6 місяців тому +12

    That punch was so powerful Light BuzzYear teleported inside the 'Attack on Zurg' game 😂 9:00

  • @GoodVillian92
    @GoodVillian92 5 років тому +558

    Lol I couldn't stop laughing when Woody screamed, Buzz asks yes? Woody says I'm coming with you! Wait no I'm not! 😂
    8:10

    • @noop8862
      @noop8862 5 років тому +5

      Omg im using ur comment to rewatch that scene over and over 😂😂

    • @lexmeijer7445
      @lexmeijer7445 5 років тому +5

      Me two

    • @danielleedwards1055
      @danielleedwards1055 4 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @jesss1427
      @jesss1427 4 роки тому +3

      I can’t believe you’ve done this 🤣🤣

  • @benm2784
    @benm2784 4 роки тому +388

    2:44 “KEEP LOOKING DIRTBAGS” really caught me off guard 😂

  • @ea6600
    @ea6600 4 роки тому +634

    6:32 "I'm *Light BuzzYear* I'm always sure!"
    *eugh*

    • @GalaxyGurl06000
      @GalaxyGurl06000 4 роки тому +33

      *ow*

    • @Krazycid245
      @Krazycid245 3 роки тому +11

      Are you sure about that

    • @mmlya6026
      @mmlya6026 3 роки тому +10

      @@GalaxyGurl06000 alrightalright I'LL DO IT ALRIGHT FINE-

    • @epzilon5847
      @epzilon5847 3 роки тому +4

      Oohh, that's why i feel something wrong when he said his name. Took me long enough

    • @zenitsuagatsumasart
      @zenitsuagatsumasart 3 роки тому +1

      LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @JamesSkinner108
    @JamesSkinner108 17 днів тому +5

    The legendary YTP you ever made.

  • @ezrahoerster4874
    @ezrahoerster4874 6 років тому +621

    11/10 The Peter Parker references gave this one a classic AlpacaHawk flavor

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 6 років тому +16

      OW my back!

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 6 років тому +8

      Pizza time

    • @ishaaqdarock6060
      @ishaaqdarock6060 6 років тому +5

      AlphaHawk we need a YTP of Spiderman: Homecoming. SO many good memes in there

    • @ezrahoerster4874
      @ezrahoerster4874 6 років тому +3

      The Enraged Tuta I couldn't agree with you more
      Spiderman, Spiderman
      Does whatever a spider can
      Everything's getting dark
      I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 6 років тому +1

      [eats hot dog]

  • @piffard20
    @piffard20 5 років тому +241

    "I can't stop Andy from throwing up, but i wouldn't miss it for the world
    *Opens vent*
    "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
    Buzz: Yes?
    "I'm coming with you! Wait No I'm not!"

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому +5

      Isaiah Daniel the prospector?

    • @nikistorey9972
      @nikistorey9972 5 років тому +6

      DARK NEMESIS *I can’t believe you’ve done this*

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому +4

      Imogen . Reviews I tried reasoning with you woody but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures

    • @piffard20
      @piffard20 5 років тому +2

      @@sourwaii8692 Wait a minute you turned on the XBOX last night not Jessie!

    • @sourwaii8692
      @sourwaii8692 5 років тому

      Isaiah Daniel surrender light buzz year I have one

  • @22_Will
    @22_Will 4 роки тому +1325

    Who did it better
    There’s a snake in my snake
    Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
    Prepare to prepare
    Light Buzzyear

  • @nazrtra
    @nazrtra 25 днів тому +34

    Who is watching this in 2024?

  • @octanethecat7429
    @octanethecat7429 4 роки тому +406

    "ETCH A SKETCH, DRAW THAT MAN IN A MAN SUIT"
    *draws*
    "oH nO iTs tHe mAn-mAn

    • @tiftonhall7895
      @tiftonhall7895 4 роки тому +2

      Man Man actually became a thing now on Megaman fully charged

    • @tiftonhall7895
      @tiftonhall7895 4 роки тому +1

      Right after I said what if we got a robot master called that

    • @nillazilla22
      @nillazilla22 3 роки тому

      Yes lol.

    • @Ryan-ib6dy
      @Ryan-ib6dy 2 роки тому +1

      3:41

  • @beccaafly
    @beccaafly 5 років тому +634

    9:05 “Oh no, Jesse!”
    “Oh well, we tried.”😂😂😂

  • @thenooblvl100
    @thenooblvl100 5 років тому +885

    1:42 That's actually how it should have happened xd

  • @Suiax
    @Suiax 2 роки тому +67

    9:45 is probably the single greatest YTP moment I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @derpysaw5761
    @derpysaw5761 5 років тому +445

    When movie character see big boulder coming straight at them: 1:03

  • @volkanik3070
    @volkanik3070 4 роки тому +432

    2:09 best part of the video, so smoothly how he jumps out the window

  • @AverageJoExplorations
    @AverageJoExplorations 5 років тому +661

    8:47 - Ah, the procrastinator's motto

  • @superspeedbros
    @superspeedbros Рік тому +18

    I remember the first time I watched this video. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen in my life, I laughed to literally everything. Even today, this is still golden. Thank you, AlpacaHawk for this masterpiece.

  • @Peron1-MC
    @Peron1-MC 3 роки тому +1985

    2:10 this cut is so fucking good XD

    • @dollyaigacha
      @dollyaigacha 3 роки тому +52

      I lost it 😂

    • @misterninetyseven2898
      @misterninetyseven2898 3 роки тому +80

      It's almost like that was from the actual movie and not a YTP

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC 3 роки тому +40

      @@misterninetyseven2898 yep almost missed the cut the first time XD
      the cut being buzz swinging from the lamp, to being pushed out the window by the lamp in a later scene.
      just wrote this since you seemed to imply that there was no cut or youre reffering to buzz being hit by the lamp and falling out the window. because yes i do belive that happened in the same scene

    • @havoka2529
      @havoka2529 3 роки тому +4

      You got to hold for better things now because of that doing some fun things

    • @chalexgamer3947
      @chalexgamer3947 3 роки тому +2

      6:26

  • @nikolanahirni5093
    @nikolanahirni5093 5 років тому +291

    6:10 When some...
    BODY ONCE TOLD ME

    • @Jmcwow275
      @Jmcwow275 4 роки тому +6

      tHe WoRld wAs mAcaRoni

    • @FlyingV555
      @FlyingV555 4 роки тому +5

      The world is gonna roll me

    • @thewizard-edits
      @thewizard-edits 4 роки тому +5

      I ain’t the sharpest tool in the sheh-ed

    • @Jmcwow275
      @Jmcwow275 4 роки тому +2

      @@thewizard-edits sHe wAs lOokInG lIkE a MaCaRoNi

    • @guy1774
      @guy1774 4 роки тому

      @@Jmcwow275 ah macaroni

  • @6girlypop6
    @6girlypop6 4 роки тому +395

    3:41
    "Draw that man in the man suit!"
    *GASPS*
    "Huah! It's the man man!"

  • @tetsusiega2
    @tetsusiega2 Рік тому +8

    Crazy to think YTPs still survive, since they’ve been around pretty much since YTs inception. Some of the OG videos are almost old enough to vote. We gettin old.

  • @Cmanflip
    @Cmanflip 6 років тому +312

    I've seen this a million times, and it's still in my recommend list.

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th 5 років тому +7

      The more you watch it, the more UA-cam recommends it to you.

    • @parangarikutirimicuaro
      @parangarikutirimicuaro 5 років тому +1

      Tf what kind of videos do you see? Owo

    • @megamudkip5913
      @megamudkip5913 5 років тому

      2:52 When someone watches porn

  • @452pokemaster
    @452pokemaster 5 років тому +237

    9:28
    I've watched this scene 7 times in a row, and laughed each time. Great work.

  • @terjeaasheim3651
    @terjeaasheim3651 4 роки тому +502

    6:20 that never gets old

  • @ETHAN2628YT
    @ETHAN2628YT 2 роки тому +16

    2:59 “so play nice got me”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexpollard7199
    @alexpollard7199 6 років тому +480

    Buzz Lightyear Death Count:
    Explosions: 2
    Shot by Zurg: 2
    Falls to death: 7
    Spikes: 2
    Run over by Pizza Planet Car: 1
    Final Total: 14
    Bonus:
    Punched 3 times
    Fell down stairs 2 times

    • @kawaiimittyneko
      @kawaiimittyneko 6 років тому +30

      Light buzzyear*

    • @superburrito5635
      @superburrito5635 6 років тому +3

      Hahahahahah

    • @kevray
      @kevray 6 років тому +5

      Woody death count?

    • @terribletanner805
      @terribletanner805 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, wasn't Buzz's best day.

    • @derpman7056
      @derpman7056 6 років тому +4

      Light Buzzyear died 5 times
      Running into AC Vent: 1
      Fell Down Elevator Shaft: 2
      Suffocation: 1
      Shot to death: 1

  • @Matihood1
    @Matihood1 6 років тому +466

    -Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're only worth 2 cents.
    -Was.

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 6 років тому +2

      Mati Hooti I would of liked this comment, but (XD) get rid of that. I have a bad past with that.

    • @lanturn4950
      @lanturn4950 6 років тому +4

      *would have

    • @PanagiotisPolyzois
      @PanagiotisPolyzois 6 років тому +6

      *claps for using you're instead of your*

    • @julianfishman2888
      @julianfishman2888 6 років тому +6

      -You're not a toy, you're a thing. You stupid, little insignificant, thing.
      - LOL

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 6 років тому

      @@pathetic_girl so?

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito 5 років тому +629

    4:35
    "Draw your own map loser" HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I legit slid off my bed laughing

    • @legoclayface
      @legoclayface 5 років тому +40

      Buzz's face tho

    • @spawn760
      @spawn760 5 років тому +17

      That's shit is hilarious

    • @ToxicNonsense
      @ToxicNonsense 5 років тому +7

      Me to that's funny

    • @rippetoe38
      @rippetoe38 5 років тому +2

      I thought Buzz was gonna send him out the window.

    • @axtive2150
      @axtive2150 5 років тому

      Tom DeVito now that’s comedy

  • @Willy_G_Dog
    @Willy_G_Dog 18 днів тому +5

    Being recommended this classic is amazing

  • @kristenlandon796
    @kristenlandon796 4 роки тому +493

    “I can’t stop Andy from throwing up... But I wouldn’t miss it for the WORLD!”
    🤮😂

  • @sofiewestdawn5415
    @sofiewestdawn5415 5 років тому +343

    2:44 - “keep looking dirtbags” had me rolling

    • @daniellee1331
      @daniellee1331 5 років тому +2

      I thought he said "Jerkfags" and was like wtf

    • @digitalerror69
      @digitalerror69 5 років тому +6

      Somebody once told me the dirt bags gonna roll me

  • @jojonoa3590
    @jojonoa3590 3 роки тому +2091

    "You can't kill Buzz 40 times in 10 minutes"
    AlpacaHawk: "Hold my schmoe"

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 2 роки тому +14

    I love the dead silence when buzz falls out of the window