Tank: Yeah, this my crib. That turtle over there/ Yeah, that's my girl Shelly. Shelly: I aint yo girl, I saw you with that catfish the other day Tank: Shelly crazy, anyway, this is my rock over here. No one got rocks like, ya boy Tank.
@@theonlyjl17 they sun bathe out in the open and are so cute! They are a little shy rn tho so i gotta feed em in the water, they arent comfortable approaching me on land. I just started last week
Kevin James-- I went water skiing and I found out that I scream the exact same if a great white attacks me... or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I feel like the first time you thought Tank was gonna come back and actually went back in the water, in his head he’s like “nah, lemme get you a little more footage before I return the camera” 😂
It's really a jungle there! You have to fight for your space, fish are bumping into you, other turtles push you. Man, it's sounds like an ordinary day of work😂
@Eddy Jin. you realize these turtles are not completely wild. they get fed by the same person a lot in a privet pound. and I think he knows what he is doing. feeding the turtles for years.
@Eddy Jin the strap is not doing anything to the turtle. I mean. my point stands that a go pro is light. oh but heavens don't take my word for it. just watch the video. if there was a "dengerous weight" the turtle would have moved slower. well explaining anything after here would just insult your intelligence
I've had pet turtles when I was little, and they not only move a lot faster than you'd expect when they want to, but they can be a lot smarter than you'd ever expect. The box turtle I had like chasing the dog in the front yard. The snapping turtle knew the difference between food and my fingers and liked getting head scratches. This was a LONG time ago. (The early 70s)
THIS WAS AWESOME! I really enjoyed this footage. To see from his perspective was especially nice. Can’t believe the number of fish and turtles in that pond.
*bumps into secondary school teacher at the supermarket after leaving over ten years ago.* Teacher - "So what are you doing nowadays?" Me - "I watch turtles having lunch, POV style".
The ending was so cute! Looks like one of his friends waited for him to go back to the water and just run back at the same time and the fact that he just stay still for you to be able to get the camera off of him is sooo adorable
@@dollin9515 no lol. Small ones are really fast but as they get older they get heavy as hell and it begins to get harder to walk for them. I have had Tortoises before and I can tell you they aren't slow at all as babys up until they reach 10lbs.
Awww that was awesome!! Thankyou for sharing!🥰🤣 it was adorable watching them fight over getting the food, fish too!🤣 I have a Mississippi map turtle but he’s in a tank, I always wanted to get him a companion but was told they probably wouldn’t get along.🤷♀️
Tank: FREE ME FROM THIS INFERNAL DEVICE! Other turtle: Sweet backpack, bro. Tank: Y'know what, I kind of like this. I think I'll keep it. Fish Whisperer: Wait no come back
For a future video you should divide the screen in 2 perspectives at the same time! So we see the turtles viewpoint and you’re at the exact same time they occur! :D
Everyone : awww~ turtles are soooo _cuute_ -Meanwhiles in the United states of the Lakezone- Captain Turtle : Today, soldiers, is a day of war, our war, a war for the lost one, and all the loved ones, today we are going to get up, take revenge, and win. That our future is better and that our children live in peace! SO ARE YOU WITH ME SOLDIERS ?! Turtle warriors : SIR, YES, SIR ! Captain Turtle : ARE WE GOING TO CATCH ALL THE FOOD SOLDIERS ?! Turtle warriors : SIR, YES, SIR! Captain Turtle : Great, God bless the United state of the Lakezone, soldiers, prepare your shells and... FIGHTTTTT! Turtles Warriors : WOOOOOOOOOOOH
Yeah idk where the whole “turtles are slow” thing came from. Turtles are speedy, it’s tortoises who are slow (and even them they’re faster than people expect)
The way he sat there and waited until you took the camera off his back, he looked like he knew he was working for you. It was great.
Hes a secret agent
@@chandrachacha4964 agent T
AkmalMamal8A a turtle?
@@Chuckles_the_Jester it's merely a disguise, in fact, Tank is an alien 😂
Aurorya i’m waiting for someone to respond with a peticular responce
Other turtle: hey dude what's on your shell?
The turtle: *"I'm starting to make a UA-cam channel"*
Lmaoo
Haaaa! 😂🤣
🤣🙌🏻
😂😂😂😂, man imagine!!? we will get constant irritating msgs from all his family members to like share subscribe...
@@poornimashankar24 🤣🤣🤣
Tank giving us the house tour 😂😂
😂😂
😂
Tank:welcome guys this is my home here is melon emerald seven the catfishes and the basses
He be like hey guys welcome to my crib
LMAOOOOO
Tank: Yeah, this my crib. That turtle over there/ Yeah, that's my girl Shelly.
Shelly: I aint yo girl, I saw you with that catfish the other day
Tank: Shelly crazy, anyway, this is my rock over here. No one got rocks like, ya boy Tank.
IM WHEEZING LMAO YOUR COMMENTS IS SOOO UNDERRATED!
@@nivirautela dont overeact kid
The fact that my red eared slider is called Shelly...
mtv cribs
This be kinda cringe
It's dangerous out in these lake streets
Yeah
Don’t even get started on when Jim’s around
Gatta stay straped up
@@iam7204 wit dat Go PRO!!!
Especially in Minneapolis
The algae on Tank's back is satisfying when it waves around in the water.
@@0megalul309 I think heard it comes off when summer ends maybe.
@@0megalul309 Sometimes when my turtle gets algae I just scrub it off. I dunno how for wild turtles though.
Prasanth Selvadurai they shed their scutes yearly to remove it
@@adonaiross540 are scutes dragon scales?
Holly Siler no, scutes are scales on the carapace.This is not fantasy (unless you are joking of course).
"He's Fast" that's the best compliment for a turtle.
When people say turtles are slow, I'm pretty sure they mean tortoises as they are slow.
Turtles are the fast ones, land or water.
Most turtles are really fast in water, tortoises are slow
Turtles have horsepower, tortoises have torque
I thought he strapped an ied on the turtle
S turtles aren’t slow that’s just a stereotype
0:26 tank really went “COMIN THROUGH, COMIN THROUGH NOW, COMIN THROUGH NOW”
*was that a jojo reference?*
The way he bumped into the fish as he was moving was hilarious
Tanku Joestah!
I started feeding the turtles by a lake behind our house, named a big one tank in honor of this channel 😆
mooneth I bet they all start coming out the water waiting for you to feed them every time you walk by your lake
mooneth
Share, please! 🤣
@@theonlyjl17 they sun bathe out in the open and are so cute! They are a little shy rn tho so i gotta feed em in the water, they arent comfortable approaching me on land. I just started last week
@@gigiw.7650 Maybe one day
Cool, what do you feed them?
Turtles on the land: Look at him he so slow
Turtles in water: i am speed
BTHSB turtles aren’t slow on land ?
Turtles in water: I'm fast as fuck boies.....😂
tortoise are slow on land
Turtles in water: I HAVE BECOME SPEED....DESTROYER OF WORLDS
My turtle is fast as heck on land, he runs up this hill in my backyard in like three seconds, and it’s pretty steep. He’s also pretty tiny too
Tank looks like he’s carrying an island on his back
Bobby feet he’s that one pokemon
Technically he is there's living things on there
@@suciosmile
Tortera?
He’s a dragon turtle
Tank more like Tortera!!
You not here to relive the memories you are here to watch the legendary turtle give a tour in the pond
Tank: happily swims beside large aquatic behemoths
Me: gets scared of seaweed touching my leg
Linctonamor no it’s because they Gucci except the part where they steal their food
me in a nutshell
I'm scared of the sea all together
Thalassophobia is intensifying...
Kevin James-- I went water skiing and I found out that I scream the exact same if a great white attacks me... or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Guys don’t believe this the turtle is a paid actor
No. Camera is
I knew it
Human ??
Why’d you say it so sarcastically
Eat Your Cereal because it’s unoriginal idiot
Tank said “welcome to Turtle Cribs, meet the crew”
Bhhh u b yb
Go blue!
This is so cool
@@lynchpintm8928 Fuck You
No way
I’ll see you guys in 8 years when UA-cam randomly recommends this to us
Lol that is how it works 😂
Damn
Turtles are like nature's bumper cars, he just kinda bounces off everything down there.
Right. I noticed that too
He probably wasn't use to the extra weight of the GoPro
That’s something bob Ross would say
@@GrayishPhoenix4 it really does doesn't it
@@GrayishPhoenix4 I could definitely picture him saying that
It’s so cute when tank is swimming with his small little hands
Tanks hands are as small like Trump's.
mhm
ikr!
@@Kast3rr your profile pic is cringe
@@potatomaster3d661 yours ain't any better
Fish and other turtles: what is on your shell
Turtle with gopro: im vloging
SADANG17V AHAHAHA
Stoled comment
Org indo lu?:v
Fake his not vloging his my causin his liying pls report . Thank you
Eren who fucking cares shut yo ass up as long as it funny it dont matter
Turtles gonna start a UA-cam channel now.
First video “Human feed me fish pellets”
2nd video “I bumped alot of turtles and fishes”
I feel like Nemos dad when he was riding on the turtles back lol
He has a name . It's Marlin 😢
Ever tried acid man xD
Woooo thats some good imagine
Dude.
@@Cacowninja ancap is pathetic
Tank just flexing how many friends he has.
Yeah😔I could never
Imagine if he just went somewhere and started fucking a female turtle
Joe M lol
Then the fish always tries to eat his head haha
@@TheMendo123 😏
*guy walks into fishing store*
"I need a fish finder, but I'm on a budget, what you got?"
-Clerk, "be right back.."
Nice one 1⃣
Nah this is better
LOL
I will give you, one like
I feel like the first time you thought Tank was gonna come back and actually went back in the water, in his head he’s like “nah, lemme get you a little more footage before I return the camera” 😂
It's really a jungle there! You have to fight for your space, fish are bumping into you, other turtles push you. Man, it's sounds like an ordinary day of work😂
yeaah thaat thing is loaded!
wh... where do you work!
steven burnham how did that
Get brought up into here lol
@OhHecking Frick sadly yes
AA VFX true
Catfish : Ayo sup’ Tank.
Tank : sup’
Catfish : wow what’s on yo shell?
Tank : just vlogging the hood for youtube
2:35
🤣🤣
😭😭😭
It's dangerous in these pond streets
😂😂😂
Omg😂😂
I love how Tank opens his mouth whenever your hand is near, he is like "FEED ME HUMAN"
Tank is a chick
@@vicenter.8010 Ah I see, thank you for informing me I'll change it
tank isint a chick he was trolling u mituni its a he lol
@@Fellowrser Well I feel like a fool now, anyway thank you
So cool
He has a whole ecosystem on his back 😂
In a whole world of mega madness,you vids are so loving and peaceful,I watch and love all of them. Thank you.
Tank you.
Spp SS leave, I’m literally scream laughing rn 😭😂
Thats why we vote Trump
Cole Parkhurst honey no 😂
@@sppss914 lol
Give tank 100 more years he will teach the avatar energy bending
Nah,that’s what Tank’s child is. Remember that Tank’s significant other is a lion
Lol
Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of Internet
Or he'll teach martial arts and kamehameha to kids.
Y e s
Tank is a great photographer. Loved watching him underwater.
Kiss me baby
@@nathanilemiller7750What ew
0:43 i thought the head fell off
💀💀💀
JSJAJJAJA
He got slapped by a fish
⭐ The Pond Stars ⭐
* Starring: in no particular order...
⭐ Tank 🐢
⭐ Melon 🐢
⭐ Tiny Tim 🐢
⭐ 7•UP 🐢
⭐ Emerald 🐢
⭐ Cheeto 🐢
⭐ Skittle 🐢
⭐ M&M 🐢
⭐ Odie the Catfish
⭐ Edgar the Egret
I see what you did there. :-)
I feel stupid for reading the top line wrong 😳
@@greateagle2076 same LMAO
What this is a show. Where do I start😭
Im sorry but-
Male Pond Stars-
Tank's shell is so mossy. He didn't seem to mind having a camera strapped to his back. Great seeing the turtles' world.
@Eddy Jin i hope you are being sarcastic. but something tells me your not. and if you are not. you are just wrong.
@Eddy Jin. you realize these turtles are not completely wild. they get fed by the same person a lot in a privet pound.
and I think he knows what he is doing. feeding the turtles for years.
@@lilybelden9405 that is dengerous weight added to the turtle
@@pabloramos420 go pros are meant to be light. so light you don't even know its there.
@Eddy Jin the strap is not doing anything to the turtle. I mean. my point stands that a go pro is light. oh but heavens don't take my word for it. just watch the video. if there was a "dengerous weight" the turtle would have moved slower. well explaining anything after here would just insult your intelligence
I thought the Go-Pro was super heavy on him, and since turtles are “slow” I thought he couldn’t move. But then he ACCELERATED
Go pros were designed for people driving bikes originally, so they wre meant to be light weight.
Turtles are actually some speedy bois, but tortoises are the slow guys
@@qdavis6749 screw those cartoons shows that made me think turtles are slow af
@@joshua_prime3743 true to that, i been lied by them my whole life
Turtles mainly live in water and are really fast, the ones that are slow and can't swim are tortoises
0:11 3:53 i like the agreement between the man and the turtle, its like you give me nice food and i give you nice tour
tank like: “ yo fishy move , gotta show the humans the house “
yourmomsuncle HAHHAAAHH FOR REAL
Lmaaoo
I laughed harder at your comment than I should have 😂😂😂
Hoomans*
memes make me gamer salute deku hmmm
The turtle runs so fast, my whole life is a lie. 😂
Tortoise are the ones that move slow
the cartoons lied to us
same lol
@@user-xu2cj6km7u is it because they are big and fat
@@imcool892 I agree with that
I've had pet turtles when I was little, and they not only move a lot faster than you'd expect when they want to, but they can be a lot smarter than you'd ever expect.
The box turtle I had like chasing the dog in the front yard.
The snapping turtle knew the difference between food and my fingers and liked getting head scratches.
This was a LONG time ago. (The early 70s)
That's cool that the snapper knew the hand that fed him.
A snapper turtle knowing the difference between food and fingers?
*Impossible...*
Ok boomer
@@blazar19 definition of cringe here
@@blazar19 bruh wtf
1:33 thanks turtle for the face reveal 😂
You see his face all the time
I like how he immediately hits a catfish when entering the water
*B o n k*
doink
Bink
B O I N K.
*B o n k*
Maybe I’m weird but I found this really really really really really cool to watch.
Me too 🤣
Don’t lie you didn’t search for this it just showed up or your subbed
That doesn’t make u weird
wallywallendo I am subbed lol
Same here, i now want to do this with a random turtle at the park.
I never knew that the life of a turtle could be so fascinating
Ikr the more you know
I never knew that even the turtle has a better life than me
I don't think so it's just fascinating because it's the view of the camera I think it's just blur for the turtle cause the water is not clear 2
Indeed, but tortoises for example are pretty boring
@@canarioobediente92 though they live for a long time
THIS WAS AWESOME! I really enjoyed this footage. To see from his perspective was especially nice. Can’t believe the number of fish and turtles in that pond.
At 2:34 that catfish looked a lot like a big ass shark swimming to me
Same
😆
He had many whiskers so he was probably the wise old fish, querying Tank on such an unfathomable contraption being strapped to his shell.
Tank's like "Ok, this thing is really awkward, but you said you wanted to see the neighborhood, so here it is."
Exactly
3:39 tank just did a dab 💀
_Tank f l e x i n g so hard_
3:40
Hahahaha!
I think he sneezed
His internet is probably super slow that it’s stuck in 2016
I did not expect this much action from a turtle
When is tank going to make their vlogging channel
We love to see it
When you feed them it sounds like little water droplets. Down in the water it sounds like war.
Lmao I can just imagine the old turtle at the bottom having Vietnam flashbacks
@@benkirkham2017 possibly tho, since a turtle can live so much longer than normal human does.
2:11 He eats the pellet, and the other turtle smacked him!🤣🤣
YouNeverKnow “aye that was mine man”
@Falon Smith 😭
Beat me to it 🤣🤣
@Falon Smith or in this case: i like ya camera g
Thats a cool pond with lots of turtles and big catfish.......!!!
Lucky you
*bumps into secondary school teacher at the supermarket after leaving over ten years ago.*
Teacher - "So what are you doing nowadays?"
Me - "I watch turtles having lunch, POV style".
Literal POV: You're a turtle, and it is time for the above water titan to feed you. Will it be fruit? Pellets? The scrumptious fish he gives us?
What did we learn: pond water is just as dirty on the inside as it looks from the outside!
It actually isn't that dirty its just dirt dissolves into the water
Nylodale indeed it does
@@sleepypigeon8560 nah its wether the lake or pond is spring fed or not.
SpachuLad Gaming lol, what?? It’s not dirty it’s just the dirt, lol 🤣🤣
SpachuLad Gaming
If it's dirt then it's dirty.
Turtles Above Water: 'Weird Sonic"
Turtles Below Water: 'Sonic'
He is like college students, will participate in any study for free food 😂
4:06
My dad when I was born.
That deep
lol
....
very deep
ouch
This is actually really cool we get to see the turtles in there natural habitat
so cute. I never knew turtles could be so active. Guess I've never seen anything from their point of view.
Underwater, yes
UA-cam: hey psst, do you wanna see a turtle with a camera in its back?
Me: well, yes I do.
Yeah no- ACTUALLY SURE WHY NOT
Yeah
Yes. Yes I do.
God I love your channel
Hey what’s up donut
Didn’t expect to see you here
Militarized turtle, pls nerf.
Never thought I’d see donut here
this was unexpected lol
From the soaring wings of eagles, to the backs of turtles, go pro gives us an incredible glimpse into the lives of these amazing animals...Enjoyed it!
Other Fishes and Turtles like “ Bruh you wearing Floaties Now? “ 😂
The ending was so cute! Looks like one of his friends waited for him to go back to the water and just run back at the same time and the fact that he just stay still for you to be able to get the camera off of him is sooo adorable
Mucho texto😎
Yes, haha!
@@_a_8117 learn to read
So cute when you see his little arms flailing swimming
Turtles and tortoises are not slow at all
Tortoises are for sure
tortoises are a lot slower and i think in general they tend to live longer than turtles
@@dollin9515 no lol. Small ones are really fast but as they get older they get heavy as hell and it begins to get harder to walk for them. I have had Tortoises before and I can tell you they aren't slow at all as babys up until they reach 10lbs.
Slow on ground but faster on water
@@jungjay small UA-cam
turtle on land: ah.... i tired.... i chill.... i sleep in shell.... ah.....
turtle in water: I'M FAST AS FUCC BOIII FOOTSIES GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
On Land: Slow and cute
Underwater: RARRRRRRGHHHHH...THRASHING FLIPPERS!!1
Ummmmm 4:06 ??
@@missMichellePower Was swimming on land, duh.
"Tank" you for your house tour
It isn't the first time I see this joke, but it never fails to make me laugh 😂
@@Aurorya your welcome
They say tortoise and turtle ain’t fast..
Tank at 4:05 : WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Awww that was awesome!! Thankyou for sharing!🥰🤣 it was adorable watching them fight over getting the food, fish too!🤣 I have a Mississippi map turtle but he’s in a tank, I always wanted to get him a companion but was told they probably wouldn’t get along.🤷♀️
i love how like chaotic-ish it seemed for him and it just switches to you saying “hes just sitting right there”
ohmygod tank is so adorable. quick question: how do you know which turtle is which?
When you watch his videos enough, you can tell
Different colors, patterns, and sizes.
All of them are adorable
PP length
justhamid , I agree
Tank: FREE ME FROM THIS INFERNAL DEVICE!
Other turtle: Sweet backpack, bro.
Tank: Y'know what, I kind of like this. I think I'll keep it.
Fish Whisperer: Wait no come back
Fish: What's that funny orange thingy on your back?
Turtle: Shut up
Animal trends on UA-cam:
- Fox laughing
- Turtles eating stuffs
- Ducks annihilating peas
- Stubborn Husky
Cats: aM i A jOkE tO yOu ?
Yesterday a cat scratched me(probably because I watched finnegan and tank)
Man there are too many cat videos on the internet.
Pussy is underrated. Cats are too!
And ducks annihilating a bowl of peas
I'm convinced UA-cam recommends all of us the same thing
Imagine if the turtle just starts talking
Honestly, i think i wouldn't think thats weird.
Starts speaking at a secret turtle meeting like Cesar in Planet of the spes
"Hi guys, Tank here! And welcome back to my UA-cam channel!"
That would be hilarious🤣
“So what’s up guys! Today we’re going to be giving a pond tour!
Tank must be like: It’s Tank the turtle and today I’m back with another vlog
😂😂😂
Didn't quite grasp just how violent of a frenzy life is like in these little ponds.
For a future video you should divide the screen in 2 perspectives at the same time! So we see the turtles viewpoint and you’re at the exact same time they occur! :D
Why is it so cute when Tank pops just his lil nose and eyes out of the water 😍
This channel just fills me with joy every time I watch it. Makes me want to have some turtles for pets
Everyone : awww~ turtles are soooo _cuute_
-Meanwhiles in the United states of the Lakezone-
Captain Turtle : Today, soldiers, is a day of war, our war, a war for the lost one, and all the loved ones, today we are going to get up, take revenge, and win. That our future is better and that our children live in peace! SO ARE YOU WITH ME SOLDIERS ?!
Turtle warriors : SIR, YES, SIR !
Captain Turtle : ARE WE GOING TO CATCH ALL THE FOOD SOLDIERS ?!
Turtle warriors : SIR, YES, SIR!
Captain Turtle : Great, God bless the United state of the Lakezone, soldiers, prepare your shells and... FIGHTTTTT!
Turtles Warriors : WOOOOOOOOOOOH
Awww he is soo cute!
His head looks like hes so curious in the water
More interesting things going on.
two things:
his little arms are so freaking cute
why turtles necks always look like foreskins??
Foreskin gang
Those damn turtles they aren't getting circumcised
I'm against turtle mutilation.
Probably due to how their heads recede back
@@Thunderage03 thanks now give us your foreskin
-Foreskin gang
0:38 looks like he's wearing a green fur coat.
ua-cam.com/video/klGi_WZ17U0/v-deo.html
That is sea moss or algae. Still, swamp plants all over the shell.
Ghillie suit lol
@@eponymousviewer8497 how come it doesn’t show when that thing is on land?
@@imcool892 Well, it kinda did. Near the videos start. It's just that the turtle was literally quick on it's feet.
"Hey guys, Tank here and in today's vlog we are gonna visit my homies in the water"
Hey dude, just wanted to say that what you do for these turtles is awesome and that you are a very entertaining and relaxing channel
True
People: **Think Turtles are slow**
Turtles: 4:06
Yeah idk where the whole “turtles are slow” thing came from. Turtles are speedy, it’s tortoises who are slow (and even them they’re faster than people expect)
Tortoises can travel miles in a single day
BlackWolf 28, Yes But they still walk fairly slow, and they travel miles in a single day by going slow and steady
Hunter Hooper they do that to save energy.
UA-cam: wanna see a turtle with a...
Me: Yes
*yes*
These turtles can’t be bored. There seems to be a lot of action in that pond
There’s so much chaos in that pond 😭
It’s like the movie Shark Tales 😂
Me when the fish started bumping into tank: Heyy☹️ HEY Why would yo- HEY😡
Lol this had me rolling😂
Same😂😂
Yay hundred likes 👏🏼😺
somewhere in heaven Jacques Cousteau is smiling and laughing.
This was so entertaining to watch!!! I could watch this all day from the turtles perspective! Hahaha thanks so much for sharing!
Wow that was really cool to watch!!! Always enjoy your videos! Thank you for sharing!!
He gave us a tour of fish world where they live in harmony.
..but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked-
Anfréith I was about to comment that. 😂
ZJ Snaps and someone else already stole it
These kind of videos are so mesmerizing!! Love seeing their point of view!!! Keep putting these out!! Love your videos!
This is such a cool idea. I love your videos. They're so wholesome and fun to watch.