Are You The Alpha Male of Your Group?

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

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  • @khiemluong4591
    @khiemluong4591 6 років тому +3245

    How to be alpha
    1. Spot alpha
    2. Kill alpha
    3. Take spot as alpha
    4. Get killed by beta, starting the process over
    Seriously guys, if animals do this, why shouldn't we?

    • @nodrags433
      @nodrags433 5 років тому +47

      im the alpha here no need to watch video

    • @xoruk7451
      @xoruk7451 5 років тому +43

      We did that back when we were hunter gatherers
      Ever since humans have advanced in terms of psych and developed concepts of ethics, we have completely eliminated the process of natural selection
      Results? Weak and diseased individuals get to breed and easily spread their genetic deformities

    • @RandomPerson28337
      @RandomPerson28337 5 років тому +11

      its called social death happens all the time

    • @iamyohl
      @iamyohl 5 років тому +5

      Khiem Luong maybe I’ll be alpha, I’m already alpha

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 5 років тому +9

      @@iamyohl
      What about Beta?
      I'm wanna be Beta.
      I'll be Sigma.
      Nerf Sigma!

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 6 років тому +3650

    I’ve got no friends, so by default I suppose I am the Alpha.

    • @thesauce2656
      @thesauce2656 6 років тому +34

      Artstux Same

    • @cottonlarry8470
      @cottonlarry8470 6 років тому +75

      Feel u man. Alpha forever lol

    • @DukeOfKidderminster
      @DukeOfKidderminster 6 років тому +4

      Cotton Larry. :-D

    • @DukeOfKidderminster
      @DukeOfKidderminster 6 років тому +9

      ayaz ahmed Damn you to hell! :-D

    • @caesar9708
      @caesar9708 6 років тому +84

      @@Azazel._.
      However, if you dont have any friends, then you dont follow anyone, you are not under anyone and you are not submissive to anyone. So you are NOT an omega. You are lone wolf.

  • @firefox30570
    @firefox30570 5 років тому +43

    "he is as hot as this coffee"
    Its an iced coffee

  • @false7095
    @false7095 6 років тому +50

    I am not a alpha male I am a early access male ;)

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 6 років тому +2

      FalseEZES so you’ll never be finished and are most likely overpriced and overhyped

  • @katrinasantiago8518
    @katrinasantiago8518 6 років тому +15

    4:02 “He is as hot as this coffee!”
    *holding a frappe*

  • @amycarter6337
    @amycarter6337 6 років тому +5

    im the alpha male of the comments lol

  • @LetzBeaFranque
    @LetzBeaFranque 6 років тому +2006

    I told my boss I was alpha. He said "no, you are a master beta."

  • @AlejandroDeYavorsky159
    @AlejandroDeYavorsky159 3 роки тому +3270

    Fun fact: If youre looking alpha traits on the internet, youre not alpha.

    • @Liam-th4qo
      @Liam-th4qo 3 роки тому +352

      What would you know of it beta boy.

    • @SoulReaperSlayer19
      @SoulReaperSlayer19 3 роки тому +215

      What if this video was recommended to me?

    • @sjdbr
      @sjdbr 3 роки тому +151

      Then why are you here, I'm here because it was on my reccomended
      ...but what about you?

    • @nood1le
      @nood1le 3 роки тому +28

      OOoOoooO so scary!🤣🤣

    • @khadim_almasih
      @khadim_almasih 3 роки тому +21

      @Karma the Dumb Dog because being a beta is weak and if everyone has the potential to be an alpha why settle so low. You feel me?

  • @kyla-mq1sb
    @kyla-mq1sb 6 років тому +3337

    im a furry i guess

    • @bremcurt9514
      @bremcurt9514 6 років тому +30

      APPLEPERSON 12345
      Awesome, same with me!

    • @TheAztecGamer123
      @TheAztecGamer123 6 років тому +19

      APPLEPERSON 12345 You too should become friends

    • @Skorch88
      @Skorch88 6 років тому +15

      The alpha and the omega

    • @fewgrain4245
      @fewgrain4245 6 років тому +1

      APPLEPERSON 12345 yesssssss

    • @_death_taco_6207
      @_death_taco_6207 6 років тому +2

      APPLEPERSON 12345 I feel you

  • @ToxicCheese97
    @ToxicCheese97 6 років тому +3949

    If you have to ask if you're the Alpha. You are not the Alpha

    • @santalonso1
      @santalonso1 6 років тому +61

      Zack Serafim am I a alphhhhh... fewww almost.

    • @SamSam-ru1nf
      @SamSam-ru1nf 6 років тому +17

      Exactly

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 років тому +229

      If you declare that you're the Alpha, then you're not the Alpha.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 років тому +51

      Nititsa _at most_ you are the beta if you declare yourself to be the alpha. If you even think of yourself as being the alpha, then you are not the alpha.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 років тому +7

      I'm using the general you, not you specifically. Guess that didn't make sense considering how I phrased it.

  • @hannahnolan9405
    @hannahnolan9405 5 років тому +983

    4:02
    Her: he’s hot as this coffee.
    Also her: **holds iced coffee**

  • @thabesttheris
    @thabesttheris 5 років тому +1096

    Alpha just means you're confident from within and people are easily influenced by you. That simple.

    • @michaelbarrow3277
      @michaelbarrow3277 5 років тому +11

      Last Ronin FACTS

    • @alventuradelacruz522
      @alventuradelacruz522 4 роки тому +20

      @Glenna Smith I though Alpha was used as a scientific term but for dominant leader animals like in wolf or lions , but never used in humans.

    • @crybabysgone
      @crybabysgone 3 роки тому +19

      Not exactly, alpha is the same as leader, but alpha is leader but only for the wolves. Meaning that alpha is the same as leader but it is the word that is leader but for wolves. But some people use it as they’re leader.

    • @khaosolympus5178
      @khaosolympus5178 3 роки тому +1

      Alpha female sorority omega male fraternity duhhh not two males that's weird real facts

    • @ryanjohnson6485
      @ryanjohnson6485 3 роки тому

      Does that mean those ppls are manipulative?

  • @AlexYadaYada
    @AlexYadaYada 6 років тому +2848

    I’m an Alpha because I know how to use There, They’re and Their in sentences.

    • @thekoolbros4220
      @thekoolbros4220 6 років тому +123

      Alex Rodriguez , people will try to assert dominance over you because there sad their not as good in grammar as you. They’re intelligence levels are rather low, although some people out their are just uneducated.
      (Yes, that was on purpose 😂)

    • @St3althPaRad0x
      @St3althPaRad0x 6 років тому +103

      But you're beta when it comes to capitalization.

    • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
      @JulioLopez-xz5kx 6 років тому +7

      Alex Rodriguez If that's you in your profile pic, I doubt it.

    • @jwilson544
      @jwilson544 6 років тому +1

      Alex Rodriguez we're unworthy!!!!

    • @Jaylio
      @Jaylio 6 років тому +17

      You may be good at there, their and they’re, but the true question to determine wether you’re an alpha is...
      *_Can you t-pose?_*

  • @ScottOctober
    @ScottOctober 6 років тому +774

    Peeing on people and places is the best way to assert your dominance.

    • @nickfoster848
      @nickfoster848 6 років тому +59

      K.E.V. Shit then I’m an alpha in any given parking garage

    • @lawlicht8092
      @lawlicht8092 6 років тому +10

      Don't forget the Dick Helicopter maneuver

    • @rocco9851
      @rocco9851 6 років тому +24

      IT WORKS!!! Now I’m an alpha male in my local prison!!!!

    • @stellafournodavlou
      @stellafournodavlou 6 років тому +1

      Isn't that what tagging kind of does?

    • @isaacbakan1295
      @isaacbakan1295 6 років тому +1

      I personally find it helpful to spray my must I'm the face of my classmates.

  • @RoobehTunes
    @RoobehTunes 6 років тому +178

    *looks around empty room* "yeah, I'm top dog here."

  • @OmegaFalcon
    @OmegaFalcon 3 роки тому +144

    wow, nostalgia for the old voiceover guy.

  • @voicetuttle5198
    @voicetuttle5198 6 років тому +837

    T-POSE TO ASERT DOMINANCE

  • @davidkam4398
    @davidkam4398 6 років тому +2546

    *LOBSTER EMPIRE WILL RISE*

    • @wunder1385
      @wunder1385 6 років тому +52

      So you're saying I'm a lobster?

    • @NCAcaw
      @NCAcaw 6 років тому +43

      I cannot wait for our lobster overlords to take over the Government...

    • @pixelpusher2219
      @pixelpusher2219 6 років тому +3

      why not?

    • @davidkam4398
      @davidkam4398 6 років тому +6

      ToastCrafter ! Well depends what you mean by a lobster

    • @EvanRustMakes
      @EvanRustMakes 6 років тому +19

      n o CLEAN YOUR ROOM BUCKO

  • @nikhilk2809
    @nikhilk2809 6 років тому +1238

    I eat lobsters
    I'm alpha fail.
    Edit : Lmao how my comment got so many likes, it's stupid!

    • @ogreboi2954
      @ogreboi2954 6 років тому

      Savvy Dude I hate to brake it to you but there os is no such thing as a alpha male

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 6 років тому +8

      LethalSquid Gaming I hate to break it to you but that comment you just wrote wasn’t in English. Also your statement had no justification for your argument, so it’s a pointless one.

    • @yanniskarageorgiou3573
      @yanniskarageorgiou3573 6 років тому

      LethalSquid Gaming Yes, actually but in humans it changes from situations to situations.

    • @sumanthkris777
      @sumanthkris777 6 років тому

      funniest comment !!

    • @sumanthkris777
      @sumanthkris777 6 років тому

      Alpha Best!! you made me laugh!!

  • @claytondavidson6308
    @claytondavidson6308 3 роки тому +276

    Actually, the guy who did the first study and observed the Alpha, Beta, and Omega dynamics in wolves later realized there was indeed no such pecking order amung them. The wolves he was calling "Alphas" and "Betas" were just the parents/grandparents of the group, and the "omegas" the children.
    He was witnessing completely normal family dynamics.
    He even wrote a book asking people to stop using the "alpha"/"beta" terminology, but everyone ignored it.
    Society has taken a inaccurate goofup and are trying to apply it to themselves/society

    • @westong9082
      @westong9082 3 роки тому +7

      I find that interesting can you tell me the name of the researcher I’d like to do further research on the subject

    • @watermelon7411
      @watermelon7411 2 роки тому +1

      @@westong9082 it's a real thing that hapoend however its not accurate to humans humans and wolves are very different in a million and one ways so yes there are alpha males in human groups but also in wolf packs as well and it's not based on age why are the older wolves more often the alphas well they have the best survival skills they've lasted so long and survived so long because they know what there doing and are very wise however there can be wolves born with these traits wich explains young alphas wich don't last long as ther cockyeness can cause them to fail very badly

    • @rickit8626
      @rickit8626 2 роки тому +6

      @Weston G The name of the researcher is David Mech

    • @watermelon7411
      @watermelon7411 2 роки тому +2

      @@joejoe850 true however the terminology still applies considering that back when we where we're apes we would have a leader

    • @crubrutockcsgo
      @crubrutockcsgo 2 роки тому +8

      yeah whatever man, you can deny it all you want, but there is CLEARLLYYYYY a social hierarchy system, some people are widely respected, admired and loved

  • @tomanizetic8375
    @tomanizetic8375 6 років тому +437

    We are all equally valuable and popular
    **USSR anthem plays**

  • @bremcurt9514
    @bremcurt9514 6 років тому +202

    Everybody is suddenly a Alpha...
    I thought there were more Omegas then Alphas?

    • @xChewiix
      @xChewiix 6 років тому

      Brem Curt fr

    • @KingOpenReview
      @KingOpenReview 6 років тому +16

      Someone's lying.

    • @KillMattWalsh
      @KillMattWalsh 6 років тому

      Brem Curt found the beta male

    • @FilosSofo
      @FilosSofo 6 років тому +1

      Not if it depends on context.

    • @Yuki-zz8hz
      @Yuki-zz8hz 6 років тому +1

      Genesis Stewart well at least he admits it

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 6 років тому +469

    I bet this is an April Fool's joke.

    • @singular123er
      @singular123er 6 років тому +3

      Graham Turner hhhhh its

    • @chase1523
      @chase1523 6 років тому

      Graham Turner dunno bout that

    • @doblemm45
      @doblemm45 6 років тому +10

      Oh shit I thought your comment said 1 month ago

    • @Dottor_J
      @Dottor_J 6 років тому +54

      That is exactly what a beta would say

    • @3l_Raro
      @3l_Raro 6 років тому

      x2

  • @ktskis1680
    @ktskis1680 5 років тому +263

    this "Alpha male" thing😝, just live your life the way you want

    • @BuddaGheeski
      @BuddaGheeski 5 років тому +20

      Omega you are

    • @ktskis1680
      @ktskis1680 5 років тому +41

      @@BuddaGheeski animals have "Alpha" -"omega" hierarchies, mature your mind and call yourself a decent human being

    • @fawfuls
      @fawfuls 4 роки тому +23

      @@ktskis1680 It's not even present in animals. The guy who created the term came out and admitted he was wrong about it, but at that point people still went on with it.

    • @alventuradelacruz522
      @alventuradelacruz522 3 роки тому +4

      @@fawfuls people created a lie for themselves, it's impressive how humans do that too often

    • @aliceyue1754
      @aliceyue1754 3 роки тому

      u did not just use that emoji

  • @ryan_d.v
    @ryan_d.v 6 років тому +499

    "Alpha males might be a myth. No one knows for certain"
    ..
    *TYLER1*

    • @nighnkarnaout6835
      @nighnkarnaout6835 6 років тому +5

      Wow didnt see that one coming xD

    • @trev972
      @trev972 6 років тому +14

      AWEHAHDYWHA GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF OF ME

    • @catmeow9459
      @catmeow9459 6 років тому +5

      Nighn Karnaout you never see tyler 1 coming. Because he is a midget.

    • @undergroundrap8372
      @undergroundrap8372 6 років тому +1

      hehe xd

    • @isaiahjohnson9905
      @isaiahjohnson9905 6 років тому +1

      Organic Alchemist... says the Sigma who is blinded by the systems of patriarchy

  • @cremaglitch
    @cremaglitch 6 років тому +403

    PECKING ORDER?
    Let me teach you the pecking order. It goes:
    6. You
    5. The dirt
    4. The worm inside of the dirt
    3. Popo's stool
    2. Kami
    1. Popo itself
    Understand, maggots?

  • @mercentperrault
    @mercentperrault 5 років тому +130

    5:04
    “I want to have your babies”.
    Said no woman ever.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 років тому +27

      I was on top of this girl and was about about to pullout, but she pulled pulled me back down with her eyes rolled back and said "I want your babies". I honestly don't understand

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 5 років тому +10

      @@tash5540
      Man, are you lucky?
      Whatever happens, don't let go of her. She's a very special girl and you're very special to her.

    • @BuddaGheeski
      @BuddaGheeski 5 років тому +16

      @@tash5540 yeah right it's a trap, she looking for a way out

    • @wallytomlins
      @wallytomlins 5 років тому +3

      I have been told this in a non-joking way

    • @elvenleaf5589
      @elvenleaf5589 4 роки тому +1

      I told that

  • @Matthinator
    @Matthinator 6 років тому +180

    You just need a good social status
    T posing should help out

  • @thejuan1oneman
    @thejuan1oneman 6 років тому +204

    *Lobster intensifies*

    • @Bibimgo
      @Bibimgo 6 років тому +3

      we have similar profile pictures

    • @lemonsouth7107
      @lemonsouth7107 6 років тому +1

      I am not worthy

    • @BlinciLIVE
      @BlinciLIVE 6 років тому

      *intensity intensifies*

  • @sthe5902
    @sthe5902 6 років тому +453

    Being Alpha is to mainstream.
    Be yourself and deal with it.

    • @basedtyler
      @basedtyler 5 років тому +43

      Stfu beta nerd

    • @basedtyler
      @basedtyler 5 років тому +19

      @somethingsomethingDarkSide stfu beta nerd

    • @diegoalba2002
      @diegoalba2002 5 років тому +8

      Too*

    • @heramakr2780
      @heramakr2780 5 років тому +44

      @@basedtyler 😂😂😂😂 you coming off insecure stop

    • @bambostarla6259
      @bambostarla6259 5 років тому +3

      Thats the mindset that you dont want to have around :D

  • @Som3D
    @Som3D 4 роки тому +126

    How to get any girl with no confidence
    Step 1: *BE RICH*

  • @josephmoore4764
    @josephmoore4764 6 років тому +597

    Anyone claiming to be alpha isn't

    • @santalonso1
      @santalonso1 6 років тому +90

      Joseph Moore anyone claiming that claiming to be alpha isn't being an alpha isn't an alpha.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 років тому +69

      Red Man-2 anyone claiming that claiming that claiming to be alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha.

    • @aasyjepale5210
      @aasyjepale5210 6 років тому +20

      BenoHourglass thats a ridiculous claim

    • @tristanjoaquim3847
      @tristanjoaquim3847 6 років тому +2

      aasy jepale Wow, but then ? WHO is the Alpha ?

    • @antimageantimage3424
      @antimageantimage3424 6 років тому +26

      @@BenoHourglass anyone claiming that claiming that claiming that claiming to be alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha

  • @emoryzoellner1093
    @emoryzoellner1093 6 років тому +684

    What are friends...?

    • @marshallzingkhai889
      @marshallzingkhai889 6 років тому +8

      Shiba Fett mom's spaghetti!wait what

    • @emoryzoellner1093
      @emoryzoellner1093 6 років тому +6

      retci do you know the term sarcasm

    • @animatronicfuturisticshama1153
      @animatronicfuturisticshama1153 6 років тому +7

      Comrades who enjoy lifting weights and playing sports with you and who sometimes give you beer and who always has your back no matter what, all in a very platonic non-gay relationship, or in a very gay non-platonic relationship, whatever floats your boat bro I'm not judging bro, I mean yo bro I'm all tolerant and everything brah, fuck your bros in the ass if you want to, I'm not judging bro.
      No homo

    • @upperlupus1617
      @upperlupus1617 6 років тому

      beats me

    • @flum6881
      @flum6881 6 років тому +2

      Warrior of Slaanesh say bro one more time

  • @nerdgamer0075
    @nerdgamer0075 6 років тому +427

    I don't know what I am doing here

  • @daenithriuszanathos9306
    @daenithriuszanathos9306 6 років тому +87

    Surefire way to be the alpha all the time: don't have friends, don't leave your house, always be alone. There, you're the alpha of your group. You're welcome!

    • @guyshepard9658
      @guyshepard9658 6 років тому +3

      Yueran Zanathos cool is the prize a cookie?

    • @nkvdcomradeorion7336
      @nkvdcomradeorion7336 6 років тому +2

      Be a Government officer in a corrupt state that abuses his power and kills hundreds of people
      Bam you're an Alpha now

    • @magmamooblade
      @magmamooblade 6 років тому

      Yueran Zanathos Instructions unclear still Omega.

    • @dreamsalamander
      @dreamsalamander 6 років тому

      Better still make your own Terrarium...a mini ecosystem with plants, small insects and a water cycle.. every breath taken in it shall be in praise to You who are its Alpha and Omega

    • @guyshepard9658
      @guyshepard9658 6 років тому

      NKVD Comrade Orion what are you talking about? Look at Mexico; corrupt cops won't do a thing because that's what they are paid to do by drug lords. Same in the US. Al Capone paid Cops to look the other way and when they didn't he'd go after the good cops. In other words, Government officer in a corrupt state = powerless government officer who lets criminals do whatever they want to do.

  • @mythrin
    @mythrin 6 років тому +129

    People calling themselves alphas in UA-cam comment sections sound insecure af.
    Oh no here come the “omega detected” comments.

    • @fahad5593
      @fahad5593 6 років тому +11

      Omega detected *T*

    • @kevinadu1068
      @kevinadu1068 6 років тому +1

      There joking, oh shit chill. No one's taking this video seriously 😂😂😂

    • @ChindoggOriginal
      @ChindoggOriginal 6 років тому +2

      If theres no Alpha then why do people always follow me?

    • @walterwhitecookingchannel8912
      @walterwhitecookingchannel8912 6 років тому +11

      ChindoggOriginal Because you probably have cheetos sticking out of your back pocket

    • @ChindoggOriginal
      @ChindoggOriginal 6 років тому

      L3z 3rd is that how u like it sweety?

  • @DOGMANCOMIX
    @DOGMANCOMIX 6 років тому +296

    How to let someone down: He is as hot as this cup, *_holding ice tea_*

  • @TheNickness
    @TheNickness 3 роки тому +20

    Being an Alpha should mean you're a caring leader who wants everybody in your group to succeed and be happy and do anything to make that happen.

  • @DoomFinger511
    @DoomFinger511 6 років тому +302

    The comparison to wolves was debunked by the person who invented it (Rudolph Schenkel). He originally thought the pack worked on a hierarchy of an Alpha, Beta and Omegas. However upon further research he realized he was actually observing a wolf family with the Alpha and Beta being the father and mother and the Omegas being the children. He even wrote a book debunking his original "Alpha Wolf" book however no one read it as they all preferred his inaccurate alpha wolf theory.

    • @doncarloquita4759
      @doncarloquita4759 6 років тому +32

      Yep that should be corrected. Wolves work as a family where the parents have the absolute say regardless of the children's age as long as they stay in the pack. They start being the leader when they make a pack of their own.

    • @mikeike5447
      @mikeike5447 6 років тому +13

      Adam ruins everything?

    • @doncarloquita4759
      @doncarloquita4759 6 років тому +2

      Dominance is still present though. It's so natural to parent-offspring relationship that it's trivial.

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 6 років тому +1

      Michael Elkach
      Bingo!

    • @Perronster
      @Perronster 6 років тому +2

      Cause the alphas fucked and had baby’s

  • @AK-nf2jl
    @AK-nf2jl 6 років тому +408

    the man that published the study on alpha male later said he was wrong

    • @infb7Loaf
      @infb7Loaf 6 років тому +77

      woah, a video posted on april fools? isnt factually correct???????????? What in the heck

    • @soralover4235
      @soralover4235 6 років тому +58

      I doubt it was meant to be a joke but yeah alpha males are a myth and not a very positive one for males.

    • @alex-ur3vp
      @alex-ur3vp 6 років тому +28

      lady wario they are not a myth, men tend to take the lead in day to day life so it'd only make sense that some men take more of a less than others. it's very beneficial to men and to mankind. hard men create good times and good times create weak men.

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 6 років тому +12

      Really context dependent. A guy who is leader in one space is another guys bitch in another space.

    • @raph9584
      @raph9584 6 років тому +18

      Derek Jeter not really alpha males accirding to popular belief are aggresive and always get what they want as well generally stubborn . The greatest leders of our kind were the ones that listened to the people and the council inestead of following their own insticts and that understood to loose a battle to win the war (which is the countrary of what a "alpha" would do) the only thing thr myth creates is assholes that think themselve superiors and finally good times dont create weak people it creates different people with different focused because our slciety isnt as simple for some attributes being weak and others strong which breaks the idea of a alpha male for example in a party you might be the leading force the alpha while in a eu 4 game you are the "weakest" uncapable of achiving any king of leader trait

  • @ehab3062
    @ehab3062 6 років тому +178

    I m the alpha male of my group, I mark my territories and females by peeing , if you don't know your limits we have to fight then boi.

  • @quno5174
    @quno5174 6 років тому +362

    “Are you the alpha in your group?”
    Hahahahbahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah.
    No

  • @cashewwalnut3589
    @cashewwalnut3589 6 років тому +80

    I identify as a kappa sexually confused loon

  • @Ice.muffin
    @Ice.muffin 5 років тому +176

    I hate the "alpha", I only ever find "beta" and "omega" tolerable or likeable.

    • @zach3318
      @zach3318 5 років тому +22

      Lac sounds like resentment but ok

    • @justicemartinez2625
      @justicemartinez2625 5 років тому +56

      That's because most of the people who say they're alpha or not

    • @stefm.w.3640
      @stefm.w.3640 5 років тому +27

      only two scenarios possible:
      you're bitter and/or jealous
      they're just pretenders

    • @salamandabiko
      @salamandabiko 5 років тому +54

      I know most women say they hate alphas but unconsciously they wanna fukc everyone of them

    • @Zyleace
      @Zyleace 5 років тому +5

      That depends. What kind of alpha?

  • @Gabe4321
    @Gabe4321 6 років тому +172

    What if you're an alpha Apache attack Helicopter?

    • @General_Eisenhower1945
      @General_Eisenhower1945 6 років тому +13

      Gabe - 4321 then you are an alpha right off the assembly line

    • @Gabe4321
      @Gabe4321 6 років тому

      Duffenator guessing this is because I'm a Christian. Haha

    • @Cody-Bear
      @Cody-Bear 6 років тому

      All hail the glow cloud

    • @maim8648
      @maim8648 6 років тому

      IN a group of Alpha Apache Helicooter

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 6 років тому

      I'm a reinforced hull.

  • @michaeljohnserica2247
    @michaeljohnserica2247 6 років тому +247

    I'm the alpha of lobsters a ate a large lobster

  • @lasu1594
    @lasu1594 6 років тому +36

    I dont have a group, so im alpha automaticly

  • @parkjimns
    @parkjimns 6 років тому +730

    “i aM nOt aN ALpHa mALe, *I am the alpha non-binary”* - Milo Stewart

    • @doors200x9
      @doors200x9 6 років тому +6

      Banana Jin I’m an alpha demiboy then 👌🏻

    • @BailongRen
      @BailongRen 6 років тому +14

      you’re disgusting.

    • @loganm2766
      @loganm2766 6 років тому +21

      siren you are special?

    • @getalife214
      @getalife214 6 років тому +7

      siren WOOOOOOOSH

    • @gianluca935
      @gianluca935 6 років тому +9

      siren r/woooosh

  • @drvNYK
    @drvNYK 6 років тому +15

    like if you are just a male.

  • @LinkMann1000
    @LinkMann1000 5 років тому +16

    You do know, that the Man who discovered the Alphas sayed that he made a Mistake and there is no thing like an Alpha?

  • @FaustV1
    @FaustV1 6 років тому +400

    Alpha with everyone < Beta with wife/gf/partner

    • @Adinda.1407
      @Adinda.1407 6 років тому +4

      Lucifer Morningsta Omega only with Girls, They just want attention and needy just like me

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 6 років тому +1

      True.

    • @FaustV1
      @FaustV1 6 років тому +3

      You guys really don't get jokes huh?

    • @FaustV1
      @FaustV1 6 років тому +10

      Did you really just give me your own ip and name?...

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 6 років тому +4

      Milk IsYourLastResort You have milk as your profile pic. You must be one of those "soy boys" people always go on about. ;)

  • @FastestCrafter
    @FastestCrafter 6 років тому +37

    Lmao nice April fools day joke

  • @risingembersgaming7740
    @risingembersgaming7740 6 років тому +274

    Despite how 0% say they are omega, I bet nobody watching this is an alpha.

    • @nathanocampo6371
      @nathanocampo6371 6 років тому +8

      Hello Moto lol true

    • @401AceLee
      @401AceLee 6 років тому +1

      Rising Embers Gaming it's ALPHA

    • @noahwellington1729
      @noahwellington1729 6 років тому +3

      Well in my friend group I’m a alpha among alphas we have a few of them but not everyone is one some are just followers and we are more successful cause if one of our alphas gets into some controversy and fall someone else is already alpha so no one will start more drama trying to claim the title

    • @nathandoherty01
      @nathandoherty01 6 років тому +8

      your not alpha your a virgin

    • @nathandoherty01
      @nathandoherty01 6 років тому

      Im Alpha

  • @happy101kole8
    @happy101kole8 3 роки тому +15

    Her:"He's as hot as this cup of coffee"
    Me:"it's iced coffee..."

    • @tnytrot
      @tnytrot 3 роки тому

      What if that was the point? 🤣

  • @rozakfassah7730
    @rozakfassah7730 6 років тому +45

    I don't even know if I have a group

    • @asherow3250
      @asherow3250 6 років тому +15

      rozak fassah then you're the alpha. Congratulations

  • @lewismassie
    @lewismassie 6 років тому +106

    The Alpha isn't the person that sticks out as the alpha. The actual Alpha gels so well into the group you can't tell

    • @brandonteneyuca3201
      @brandonteneyuca3201 6 років тому +14

      Lewis Massie Smartest thing I've heard in this comment section

    • @bananaforscale1283
      @bananaforscale1283 6 років тому +1

      I think not

    • @KillMattWalsh
      @KillMattWalsh 6 років тому +1

      Lewis Massie that's not true at all

    • @KillMattWalsh
      @KillMattWalsh 6 років тому +6

      When shit goes south the alpha is the one fixing the problem and doing the work to solve the problem

    • @godzillawithanm1680
      @godzillawithanm1680 6 років тому

      Lewis Massie isn't that the Sigma

  • @Mamotherium
    @Mamotherium 5 років тому +26

    1:51
    *puts a female lion as an alpha female*
    Me: you know there are hyenas right????

  • @paulskr
    @paulskr 6 років тому +6

    Feminists raging in 5..4..3..2..1..

  • @Fuar11
    @Fuar11 6 років тому +159

    What if I'm not part of a group.....
    I'm a Delta

    • @zigzagandmanman
      @zigzagandmanman 6 років тому +7

      Fuarian omega

    • @mythrin
      @mythrin 6 років тому

      Deraash What do you think you are?

    • @account4345
      @account4345 6 років тому +1

      Fuarian Well the default for you would be an alpha forced to move out its group or an omega that left the group. It’s really about how good your interactions with people are, if you’re confident I’d say you could take the alpha role or fall into the beta role (both are good), if not those then you’d be an omega

    • @zigzagandmanman
      @zigzagandmanman 6 років тому +2

      Mythrintia I think I'm an omega, a loner. But I don't think I'm weak like how they make the omegas seem Lmao

    • @zigzagandmanman
      @zigzagandmanman 6 років тому

      Mythrintia oh shit I just finished the video, lmao ok we're not omegas😭. Maybe just a lone wolf or something

  • @cloudthelemon756
    @cloudthelemon756 6 років тому +34

    More like the Chad of your group.

  • @nikki6913
    @nikki6913 4 роки тому +17

    Fam, my wattpad wolf knowledge is kicking in full speed.

  • @MultiWolf777
    @MultiWolf777 6 років тому +246

    "Alpha's" don't exist, even the person who coined the idea while working with wolves later realized that what he called the alpha was just the dad in a familly setting.

    • @jaredhermans8478
      @jaredhermans8478 6 років тому +28

      Wouter V. That's the dumbest rationale ever.

    • @MultiWolf777
      @MultiWolf777 6 років тому +58

      How so, the researcher who came up with a theory himself admitted that it was bullshit and that he made a mistake. How is that a dumb rationale?

    • @jaredhermans8478
      @jaredhermans8478 6 років тому +6

      Wouter V. Just because the person who came up with the theory rejects it now doesn't mean it can be true. If Darwin later rejected his theory of evolution, does that mean that the theory of evolution didn't exist? No.

    • @MultiWolf777
      @MultiWolf777 6 років тому +59

      Well it's not just him, research as a whole does. the idea that males in social groups are at this constant agressive battle for the top spot is just not something that is found in all animals, sure gorilla's have a semi violent group dynamic, but in chimps for example the most succesfull male is not the most agressive or physically impossing ape but one that spends allot of time on other gentle social interactions, such as grooming. Turns out nature isn't that easily forced into neat little boxes :)

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 6 років тому +17

      Peter Griffin and that's not an argument.

  • @xrodn34gaming99
    @xrodn34gaming99 6 років тому +527

    i'm no alpha male i'm a lone wolf

  • @romarssieverything9667
    @romarssieverything9667 6 років тому +78

    Don't tell me u r fooling me....

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 3 роки тому +46

    In my experience the dominant member of any friend group is always the one that everyone deems to have the best judgement and consideration for the group. Respect doesn't come from brute force, how big your muscles are or how big your mouth is, you have to actually earn it, as in any leadership position regardless of context. Charisma, not arrogance!

    • @solaire7046
      @solaire7046 3 роки тому +3

      this is very true, so true in fact that it has become a measurable science called psychology. Its just too bad a lot of people still want to deny this in favour of current pc socialist views.

    • @gageczajkowski7755
      @gageczajkowski7755 2 роки тому

      As the video states that different groups have different types of alpha males so

  • @jam0016
    @jam0016 6 років тому +135

    No soy boy can withstand my might

  • @mariusalexe9283
    @mariusalexe9283 6 років тому +83

    Alpha,Beta and Omega are just how the Greek letters are pronounced.

    • @mightofskeleton1012
      @mightofskeleton1012 6 років тому +8

      Jeff Myname Yea. The letters are also often used to name angles in geometrical shapes.

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 6 років тому

      Jeff Myname they arent pronounced like that tho... Im greek

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 6 років тому

      Might0fHeaven yeah because of the greek mathematicians

    • @Zachmand3r
      @Zachmand3r 6 років тому

      Jeff Myname yea alpha beta and omega are Greek letters what about carbide

    • @howmathematicianscreatemat9226
      @howmathematicianscreatemat9226 4 роки тому

      But if a man is disabled, then unfortunately they get a permanent meaning. But most guys can turn from almost omega to almost alpha with lots of hard work over many years

  • @Srman1999
    @Srman1999 6 років тому +83

    Alpha my arse

    • @TheAndrei40
      @TheAndrei40 6 років тому +4

      spoken by a true omega

  • @jamquick5298
    @jamquick5298 3 роки тому +17

    A lot goes into being an Alpha. A true Alpha knows his limits and when to let someone else take over. Just like the video says, a person can be an Alpha in one situation and an omega in another.

    • @paulallen2680
      @paulallen2680 Рік тому +1

      In other words that don’t use primitive words. Your brain adapts to different people and behaves accordingly to said people. It’s called Brain plasticity, our brain will mirror the behavior of people we like being around not people that “assert their dominance”. There’s a reason why dictators aren’t enjoyed and are always overthrown

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 5 років тому +43

    Wolves do NOT have ranks. That was a myth that came from a study of captive, unrelated wolves who were forced to live together and fought over their limited resources. Real, wild wolf packs consist of two parents and their offspring of various ages.

    • @ophist8399
      @ophist8399 5 років тому

      Proof?

    • @indy3749
      @indy3749 5 років тому +2

      That is the stupidest comment I have ever read.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 років тому +6

      And all humans are equal, no man is better than the other. Lol

    • @indy3749
      @indy3749 5 років тому +4

      @@tash5540 Words of a beta.

    • @yusufcagowayne1990
      @yusufcagowayne1990 5 років тому

      Soyboy

  • @TripleJ16
    @TripleJ16 6 років тому +38

    Lobsters are keys to the illuminati

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 6 років тому +327

    from my own experience, i can tell you confidence is a huge part of being an alpha

    • @boskonikolic8961
      @boskonikolic8961 6 років тому +2

      Mauri QHD - Try Fake it 'till you make it.

    • @user-sq9yi1ij1k
      @user-sq9yi1ij1k 6 років тому +11

      Lagamuffin You sound insecure af

    • @iiCookiie7xd
      @iiCookiie7xd 6 років тому

      Izy Pazizy how? Well I gotta say money is the only power tht really holds any survival value now but like they said into the video having morals and being “confident” ( it’s important to sound and look confident thts y I put quotations around it) to be a true alpha male. But true confidence is put to the test when u put ur life or well being on the line for others, I.e saving ur children from life threatening situations and things noble like tht. Yet, these true tests wont show up much and its good tht they don’t when u have to find a mate so to simply put it the little things like “confidence” are really the big things especially if u don’t have much time to show what u r made of.

    • @OfAngelsAndAnarchist
      @OfAngelsAndAnarchist 6 років тому

      Mauri QHD - Try hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha yeah right
      That’s why you need the internet to know hey

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 6 років тому

      Back when I was early, Omegas were strongest.

  • @dr.feelgood.m
    @dr.feelgood.m 4 роки тому +10

    5:08 So, if you are tall, a smooth talker, and have a handsome rugged face...
    - And the guy looks like Kanye West XD

  • @mennokuipers5709
    @mennokuipers5709 6 років тому +326

    I'M A BETA REEEEEEEE

    • @abcdefgh-rq3gq
      @abcdefgh-rq3gq 6 років тому +26

      1973 You political compass makes it easy to predict you are a Beta. Buy a basic economics book and also hit the gym. Might help you a lot. 😇

    • @mennokuipers5709
      @mennokuipers5709 6 років тому +11

      123 456 lmao really

    • @tristiandavis6852
      @tristiandavis6852 6 років тому +7

      1973 nobody gives a shit that you're a beta we are all equal

    • @mennokuipers5709
      @mennokuipers5709 6 років тому +12

      Tri_Chee about your opinion, yes.

    • @TGoO14
      @TGoO14 6 років тому +5

      With a political compass like that no wonder you are a beta male

  • @papisuckmypoosay69
    @papisuckmypoosay69 6 років тому +970

    Excuse me but what about the gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, ksi, omicron, pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi, and psi males? You forgot about those.

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 6 років тому +19

      Hermaphronaphos haha

    • @camarcila6171
      @camarcila6171 6 років тому +97

      That sounds like the boss fraternity after you beat all the two and three letter fraternities

    • @vampiresvszombies9298
      @vampiresvszombies9298 6 років тому +71

      open your physics textbook , they are all there.

    • @emmiloujewels24
      @emmiloujewels24 6 років тому +3

      Hahahaha!

    • @a.g7131
      @a.g7131 6 років тому +4

      Forgot beta

  • @RexRowStrike1234
    @RexRowStrike1234 6 років тому +10

    I'm the alpha male at my house because I'm the only male

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 6 років тому

      TX X Nah, he just went "All Mission Abort!"

  • @lelfortnut1481
    @lelfortnut1481 6 років тому +45

    Oh god, the amount of people. Trying to reassure thier ego. By disgesting the self-empowering words the UA-camr said, I KILLING ME !

    • @tauriietauriie6009
      @tauriietauriie6009 6 років тому +8

      That's pretty much the same thing you did while writing this comment ~

    • @basedtyler
      @basedtyler 5 років тому

      STFU BETA NERD

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 років тому +1

      That's the thing you say when I'm on top of your girlfriend and you have a palm on your face.

  • @amazingjake5505
    @amazingjake5505 5 років тому +15

    I'm a nerd but I am a alpha of a quarter of my grade

  • @namelmao4231
    @namelmao4231 6 років тому +32

    I'm a lone wolf so why did I click this?
    For information to dominate groups of course
    Jk I'm a lone wolf that fails all the time even with hard work

  • @BlinciLIVE
    @BlinciLIVE 6 років тому +5

    Alpha *Males*
    ...
    *Feminist Triggered Intensifies*

  • @austinbostrom5304
    @austinbostrom5304 6 років тому +101

    Fastest way to become an Omega: deny the existence of Alphas

    • @max4million47
      @max4million47 5 років тому

      Austin Bostrom yup

    • @CCraft-if7fw
      @CCraft-if7fw 4 роки тому +2

      "i feel like thats right and i feel like thats wrong at the same time" - random neither alpha nor omega dude

    • @prophecybydefault4708
      @prophecybydefault4708 4 роки тому +1

      @@CCraft-if7fw so a beta then

  • @izackmaroun6064
    @izackmaroun6064 4 роки тому +10

    Stop spreading “Theories” that are disproved already

  • @TheKdcool
    @TheKdcool 6 років тому +5

    My alpha male is Elon Musk

  • @TheDaniel366Cobra
    @TheDaniel366Cobra 6 років тому +164

    I'm a "shove your hierarchies, I'm not playing your games" male.

    • @mZ10011997
      @mZ10011997 6 років тому +34

      TheDaniel366Cobra you’re an omega

    • @nightskiesburialground5886
      @nightskiesburialground5886 6 років тому +57

      Michael
      It's been my experience that people who call others omegas online generally fit the category themselves. An easy way to make up for social ineptitude is to project their insecurities onto strangers behind the safety of anonymity.

    • @pedrohenriquemorais4979
      @pedrohenriquemorais4979 6 років тому +17

      Daniel Beleren anyone who call another omega is a omega.

    • @Evil_Beauty
      @Evil_Beauty 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Beleren Orrr maybe, just maybe... *raises both index fingers*
      There just an omega?

    • @afilthyheathen7641
      @afilthyheathen7641 6 років тому +1

      Reaver4k social hierarchies are the most natural thing that exist in human life if you are against hierarchies you are against the very nature of humans itself
      and also its everywhere in the animal kingdom that the strongest is always on top

  • @LinkWave290
    @LinkWave290 6 років тому +7

    I hate how this 'Alpha male' idea has gone mainstream

  • @Sealdrop
    @Sealdrop 5 років тому +6

    hu

  • @feathersmcgraw9185
    @feathersmcgraw9185 6 років тому +17

    I used to be a beta but then I turned into an omega. Now I’m a loner

    • @nightbandit1260
      @nightbandit1260 6 років тому

      GamingInGaming must suck

    • @feathersmcgraw9185
      @feathersmcgraw9185 6 років тому +15

      NightBandit Not really, I don’t have to deal with idiots.

    • @toro64xxx
      @toro64xxx 6 років тому

      But why?

    • @TheLonePantheist
      @TheLonePantheist 6 років тому

      It really depends on the situation and context. In the end we are all the government's omegas when we have to pay taxes. 😂

    • @TheLonePantheist
      @TheLonePantheist 6 років тому

      It really depends on the situation and context. In the end we are all the government's omegas when we have to pay taxes. 😂

  • @magnuserror9305
    @magnuserror9305 6 років тому +5

    The idea of a person whos above everyone else does not exist in this world. Yet. But the answer lies in 2 things. The core values that shape are individual humanity, and circumstance.
    Dominant people will always try to dominate situations, where as subservient people wont. They will just go with the flow and allow most things to happen.
    Interestingly enough we find strong people to be those who protect others. We hate seeing injustice because we always reflect back on areselves and see the humanity. We call those who take advantage of and attack others as weak. The strong tend to be those who are willing to stand up for those around them. We can call bullshit pretty easily when we see those who think they are srtong for attacking others with injustice.
    Being strong is having a strong sense of ones own individual humanity. Those who are weak always are the same. Short sighted self absorbed idiots.

  • @SoumyadeepBanerjee007
    @SoumyadeepBanerjee007 6 років тому +33

    *Happy April Fool Guys*
    Is there any beta males?

  • @raquelhenriquez6766
    @raquelhenriquez6766 5 років тому +11

    4:02 She's holding a frapuccino....

  • @andyphu5038
    @andyphu5038 6 років тому +18

    Wtf omega male looks exactly like me 2 years ago

  • @isittrueisitnot3303
    @isittrueisitnot3303 6 років тому +44

    In my group of close friends we are all equal, no one is "alpha" but there are groups in school that you can clearly see who is the alpha.

    • @brandonteneyuca3201
      @brandonteneyuca3201 6 років тому +4

      _Maky_ That's a pretty healthy group but surely someone takes charge in certain situations and some speak on others

    • @isittrueisitnot3303
      @isittrueisitnot3303 6 років тому +2

      morrocoball takeover it isn't the same, Alphas decide what to do, where to go they are bossy. I know from experience, I didn't mean they are overlords.

    • @isittrueisitnot3303
      @isittrueisitnot3303 6 років тому

      Brandon Teneyuca Well yeah someone sometimes does but even then we decide together.

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 6 років тому

      _Maky_ Still doesn't explain your comment about being all "Equal humans" in a group, you are all still equal even if there is an Alpha

    • @isittrueisitnot3303
      @isittrueisitnot3303 6 років тому +1

      morrocoball takeover I meant equal at decision making.. I don't think we are on the same page but it happens..

  • @shogunero3.6
    @shogunero3.6 6 років тому +20

    Genghis Khan is a true alpha

  • @goddessofstealth2417
    @goddessofstealth2417 4 роки тому +9

    Q: Do you think you're the alpha male with your friends?
    A: I have no friends.

    • @radiantvibez1507
      @radiantvibez1507 3 роки тому

      Your a sigma or a really unlikable beta according to my cat

  • @RMbassin
    @RMbassin 6 років тому +144

    drugs

  • @matthalulakos8336
    @matthalulakos8336 6 років тому +5

    Donald Trump is an alpha??

  • @rayven1178
    @rayven1178 4 роки тому +5

    There's also sigma male. Also, people's "roles" vary by job, atmosphere, place, and situations.
    An "alpha" at work might be a beta at home. A beta at work might be an "alpha" at public outings.

  • @IndiRationale
    @IndiRationale 6 років тому +59

    I'm the type that thinks all these classifications are bs

    • @hellothere2818
      @hellothere2818 6 років тому

      Same tbh

    • @leirbag1595
      @leirbag1595 6 років тому +7

      There is no way to officially classify one's place in the hieratchy, but it doesn't mean there is no hierarchy.
      I've never seen or been in a group in which there wasn't one or some dominant individuals.
      However, still agree that claiming yourself an alpha is still a pathetic way to boost your ego.

    • @sara-iy5yx
      @sara-iy5yx 6 років тому

      ChainsawRomeo saaaaaammezies.. *saaaaaammezies? Oh god, what a gay thing to say! Oh wait.........*

    • @AlopeciaPatientx
      @AlopeciaPatientx 6 років тому

      Taco Baco o

    • @mariaagustinaferrero2333
      @mariaagustinaferrero2333 6 років тому

      Same

  • @adampermana747
    @adampermana747 6 років тому +21

    Iam the Ultimate Hyperdimensional Ultra Hyper Delta Man Male