The first time he said "Dave Clave" it radiated out joy to every single person within a three mile radius of the building. Then on top of that there has never been a greater level of anticipation in the history of the planet then people waiting for him to come up with the third name Anji Ranjee
"dave clave...i was in a band with him. he played drums." seriously laughed my head off at that one. for those who don't know, "clave" is a percussion instrument widely used in spanish music (pronounce clah-vay in that situation)
The card actually read "My good friend Mark Park...", and then he goes on to say that Mark wasn't at his party because they were never really that close.
A good thing to say here would have been something like "obviously Mark Park is really called Marcus Park, and Dave Clave is really David Clave" as it would have made it sound less ridiculous and SLIGHTLY more plausible
This is exactly what I would be like if I went on the show, although probably 10 times worse. How even the guests lie so smoothly and conjure up scenarios is crazy to me
I work as a school bus driver and one year I had a Jayden, a Aiden, a Kayden, and a Hayden on my bus route. None of them were related. And they were all little firecrackers. It was so hard to keep their names straight when telling them to sit down and behave.
The funniest part is when he laughs at being caught out. e.g. I bet you wish you had thought of them earlier, why do you think you and Mark never got on?, I thought Richard was the quantity surveyor. I love this clip.
Dwight Wright. Sally O'Malley. Dylan McMillan. Horton Morton. Ronald McDonald (okay, I stole that). Henry Penry. Joan Jones (does that count?). Dwayne Pane. Wayne Twain. Arthur MacArthur. Randall Candle.
My birth mother Anne Cann (her brother in law Jerry Cann). A friend's mother Mavis Davis. Doris Morris, Dara O'Hara, Ian and Rhian Behan, Elaine McLaine, Shane Wayne, Sean Warne, Lorna Warner, Greg Pegg, Dan Mann, Jane Caine, Hayley Bailey, June Boone, May Day, Mary Carey, Minnie Finney, Ivor Driver, Jade Wade, Dinah Reiner, Bertha Werther, Mel Bell, Jean Dean, Gaynor Rayner, Florence Lawrence, Jake Blake, Donna Conner, Bert Hurt, Sadie Grady, Billy Dilley, Sian Khan.. (On Would I Lie to You): Either Faye Bytheway or Jack Mack or Lee's other brother Philip McKillop... I also knew an Eileen Dover.
No words can adequately express my remorse regarding my inexcusable faux pas. I am mortified that I got to make such a Schoolboy error and I only try to crave your forgiveness for my brief moment of total complete and utter insanity in making this mistake. I have no excuses and I can only apologise ,profusely, for my stupidity, once again. You are a good man for pointing this out to me. I'm inconsolable at the moment.....:(
Obviously easier from my armchair but there was a softening option for him to say 'Well Angie is Angela to most people and Angela Rangie doesn't sound strange at all, similarly David Clave.'
You think the surname 'Rangie' doesn't sound strange? I looked it up and apparently there are 49 people with that surname in the world and they mostly live in Papua New Guinea.
@@jbjaguar2717 It sounds a bit strange but this game plays tricks with your mind! It's a good job they don't have access to the internet during the game!
I wish I had been on the opposing Panel and retained my view until all the comedy had been extracted and THEN said......" Can I firstly, Ben, congratulate you on your amazing appearance, as you said it was your 40th Birthday in 1991 making you 65 years old ( this was recorded in 2016 !) LOL
No he didn't say his 40th Birthday was in 1991. That was when he supposedly met Angie whilst in an acting class. Because it was so long ago and they aren't really in touch any more is why she wasn't present for his 40th
My disappointment in myself is immeasurable and no words can adequately express my remorse regarding my inexcusable faux pas. I am mortified that I got to make such a Schoolboy error and I only try to crave your forgiveness for my brief moment of total complete and utter insanity in making this mistake. I have no excuses and I can only apologize, profusely, for my stupidity, once again. You are a good man for pointing this out to me. I'm inconsolable at the moment.....:(
gut reaction, i probably would've just made up a group of people all of whos first names rhyme. Such as Aaron, Baron, and Karen. It still fits the card, and is a little bit more believable than pretending to know three people all of whos first AND last names rhymes.
The card says "aside from my friend, Mark Park, I have three other good friends whose names rhyme" though, so wouldn't really work. If Mark Park wasn't mentioned, it could've worked.
This would've been the perfect card for Bob Mortimer
Richard Osman could have done better than this
Jack Carter yes, he'd have come up with more credible names, like Gary Barry, Jane Payne, Jason Mason.
You mean Troubadour Mortimer?
athull08 Phill Hill
any card is perfect for Bob Mortimer!
I love how Lee is always trying to stall for his teammates.
Dave Clave... Or to give him his full name, David Clavid.
I googled Dave Clave and it turns out he actually exists 🤔
Hahahhaahhahaah
Angela Rangela
Richard Prichard
Or as he’s otherwise known:
Dick Prick
@@johnjohntv1195 underrated comment
"I bet you're wishing you'd thought of those names earlier". Love it.
The first time he said "Dave Clave" it radiated out joy to every single person within a three mile radius of the building. Then on top of that there has never been a greater level of anticipation in the history of the planet then people waiting for him to come up with the third name Anji Ranjee
"dave clave...i was in a band with him. he played drums." seriously laughed my head off at that one. for those who don't know, "clave" is a percussion instrument widely used in spanish music (pronounce clah-vay in that situation)
Nerd
@@jamessimonson9905 don't make me come over there and fight you in a rhythmic manner
@@jamessimonson9905 You're boring
@@jamessimonson9905 Not a nerd, it's called knowledge. Not enough people have it in this world.
@@odd_shoes Let it go Kate it was a year ago
He did pretty well with the lie. The names weren't too silly considering him making them up on the spot.
*Angie Rangie*
agreed. Amazing on the spot thinking. Ingenious!@theeternalnow6506
Haha, these producers are cruel. How was he supposed to sell that?
Kwakeka Mdivasi lee probably would’ve
Because it's funny
Not hard to do - or the producers job either, I don't think
He almost did until he cocked up at the end
Bob Mortimer
"Why do you think you and Mark have never really..." Is one of my favourite lines from the show for some reason
I don't understand that part
2:10 David was so happy when he thought of that remark
The card actually read "My good friend Mark Park...", and then he goes on to say that Mark wasn't at his party because they were never really that close.
Weird that there'd be inconsistencies with a story that has been entirely fabricated.
KarstenOkk Well aren't you clever, congratulations, you're the winner !
It doesnt read "my good friend" it simply reads "aside from my friend Mark Park..."
"...I have three other good friends whose names rhyme". there you have it, good friend
I feel their pain...
I know what you mean...
@@hurera2000 please don't mock his spleen
@@thomasfenton7620
I know, that's just so mean...
@@cammarc Don't be so easily offended, you silly old bean.
this is probably the comment thread today with the least letters in it I've seen.
I keep coming back to this. This is probably in the top 5 clips. Henning's laugh finishes me. 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah mine too
Had it been a truth this would've been genius.
No, it would've been easy, you're not a genius for having certain friends
@@eveshute5107 He means the way he was saying the names would've been genius if it were true. Keep up.
Could be said for a lot of things
A good thing to say here would have been something like "obviously Mark Park is really called Marcus Park, and Dave Clave is really David Clave" as it would have made it sound less ridiculous and SLIGHTLY more plausible
and Angie Rangie would of course be Angela Rangie
OMG these people posting names that rhyme. Yes it's very easy when you have ages to come up with one.
Ethan Draper
lulz
That's what your parents thought, but look how that turned out!
I'm really sorry 😂
2:11 Henning Wehn's laugh lol
2:23 as well.. love him
love him so much
American actress Joan Van Ark has a brother named Mark Clark Van Ark.
bonitchka The perfect name for an awkward ardwark.
It'd be great if he married Tony Stark in the dark
@@hurera2000 in a car park
@@thedunyadoneya2628 while eating an aardvark
I never wanted it to be more true.
I was rooting for it to be a lie. Sheer brilliance
Imagine going into a police interrogation room totally guilty AF and David Mitchell is the one sitting across the table from you.
That lady got the surveyors wrong they were both quantity surveyors.
Hennings laugh is so maniacal😂
gotta love David's logic on this one
"I have 4 good friends with rhyming names"
2 mins later
"Yeah I hardly know 2 of them"
Aight :p
Amazing how the story that is entirely fabricated changes, isn't it?
Was anybody else really hoping it wasn't a lie? Hahahah
This is exactly what I would be like if I went on the show, although probably 10 times worse. How even the guests lie so smoothly and conjure up scenarios is crazy to me
Because it’s scripted, and they are pretending
do you think he slipped in that stealth rhyme of doing twelfth night on the isle of wight purposely?
I work as a school bus driver and one year I had a Jayden, a Aiden, a Kayden, and a Hayden on my bus route. None of them were related. And they were all little firecrackers. It was so hard to keep their names straight when telling them to sit down and behave.
Add in a girl, call her "The Maiden" and they've got a band started.
so, did he ever send that mammoth that saved his life back in time
Astronomer_X loved Primeval as a kid, surprised no-one else mentioned it
What the hell are you talking about?!?!.
I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard! Really a nasty lie cue! :-)
Sean Bean should rhyme, but it doesn't
Shawn: **yawns**
Sean: **yeans**
@@LaggardlySort *dies
No because Sean is originally an Irish name so the phonetics are different
Seán báin in the Irish language (Gaeilge) rhymes
It rhymes in Irish. As spelled, it means "old woman" (not grammatically correct together, but the words individually).
I have lots of those - Van Pan, Ken Chen, Lynn Jin. I'm Chinese (really).
Henning losing his shit is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Originally Angie Rangie was the Quantity Surveyor. Three of four friends were at some point a surveyor..
Whenever I feel a bit a down in the dumps, this program is guaranteed to get me laughing my b*ll*cks off in no time! 8)
Love Ben Miller. Tough to make up those names, 😂
3:13 It was at this moment Ben knew..He fucked up
should have been at 0:44 though, because he is clearly thinking which he wouldnt, if they were his real friends.
Lol I would have failed almost immediately
when they asked him to name the rhyming friends I was thinking 'Richard Prichard' and he fucking said it. Surreal.
I literally have a friend called Linda Pinda
Cruel parents
That's hilarious.
I hope she's Dutch.
Hahaha I wish he'd said Mark Park was a traffic warden.
The funniest part is when he laughs at being caught out. e.g. I bet you wish you had thought of them earlier, why do you think you and Mark never got on?, I thought Richard was the quantity surveyor. I love this clip.
Having Angie Rangie in Twelfth Night on the Isle of Wight was a night touch too
Bet you wish you'd thought of them earlier! 😂
He did not say chartered surveyor he said quantity surveyor !!!!
Bob Mortimer: "Hold my beer!"
If I was on the show, this is probably how slowly I would think as well, lol.
Hang on…he was in 12th NIGHT on the Isle of WIGHT with Anji Ranji!? 😂
Ben gets more attractive the older he gets. :)
Dwight Wright. Sally O'Malley. Dylan McMillan. Horton Morton. Ronald McDonald (okay, I stole that). Henry Penry. Joan Jones (does that count?). Dwayne Pane. Wayne Twain. Arthur MacArthur. Randall Candle.
Dean Greene
Hugh hughs
Matt Pratt.
Sean Keane. Dawn Sean. Rhett Plett. Marty McCarty. Jenny Benny. Ross Doss. Lorne Bourne. Ethel Bethel. Samuel Emmanuel. Mavis Davis.
Lee Bradleigh. Ashley Li. Reed Bede.
Holy... - Richard Pritchard was literally the first name I thought up for a rhyming name 🤯😂 how about that
epitome of cutting wit n charm, ooh...I'm in Heaven 🎶
I think it is one of the harder cards/lies that were dealt to anyone on this show.
3:34 she's wrong
Richard Prichard would literally translate late to, Richard son of Richard
This is maybe my favourite one
he's very cute 😙
Was I the only one that thought of the NTNON "Ask The Family" sketch when he mentioned Quantity Surveyors?
My birth mother Anne Cann (her brother in law Jerry Cann). A friend's mother Mavis Davis. Doris Morris, Dara O'Hara, Ian and Rhian Behan, Elaine McLaine, Shane Wayne, Sean Warne, Lorna Warner, Greg Pegg, Dan Mann, Jane Caine, Hayley Bailey, June Boone, May Day, Mary Carey, Minnie Finney, Ivor Driver, Jade Wade, Dinah Reiner, Bertha Werther, Mel Bell, Jean Dean, Gaynor Rayner, Florence Lawrence, Jake Blake, Donna Conner, Bert Hurt, Sadie Grady, Billy Dilley, Sian Khan.. (On Would I Lie to You): Either Faye Bytheway or Jack Mack or Lee's other brother Philip McKillop... I also knew an Eileen Dover.
Did you live in Baden-baden, or maybe Wagga-wagga?
Spooky alien lizard eyes at 3:52
It said in the card "best friends" so when he knew Angie for only one summer in the 90s then that deviated from the card
Had a friend in high school named Bill Will. We had lots of fun figuring out what what will Bill Will do , had to be there.
Was his full name William Will??
Jaw drop. Lived in Idyllwild .CA, 2 brothers, Bob and Bill Will. Small world or big Will family.
May I just say that Ben said that Richard Pritchard (like Mark Park) was a quantity surveyor, none of this chartered surveyor nonsense.
Mark Park, Thomas Promise, Mohammad Ahmed, and Clara O'Hara
it should say I have starred in really crap Tesco adverts
I thought you were being mean and then I saw them...
I'd have gone with Norris Maurice and Ken Ben. Richard Pritchard is really good!
Ben Penn was the only one I could come up with in time lol
Richard Pritchard is the name of the main character in the new BBC sitcom Only Child. I hope this was the inspiration.
Former formula one champion Phil Hill
You mean either Graham or his Son : Damon Hill...lol
@@Isleofskye Wrong. I mean the 1961 Formula One world champion Phil Hill. The only American-born winner.
No words can adequately express my remorse regarding my inexcusable faux pas. I am mortified that I got to make such a Schoolboy error and I only try to crave your forgiveness for my brief moment of total complete and utter insanity in making this mistake. I have no excuses and I can only apologise ,profusely, for my stupidity, once again. You are a good man for pointing this out to me. I'm inconsolable at the moment.....:(
That's one time his card should have had the answer on to tell him...
If Bob Mortimer said that they would have believed him.
Joelle Noel, Jolie Broughlie are the only ones I came up with.
David got this shit on lock down!
Obviously easier from my armchair but there was a softening option for him to say 'Well Angie is Angela to most people and Angela Rangie doesn't sound strange at all, similarly David Clave.'
You think the surname 'Rangie' doesn't sound strange? I looked it up and apparently there are 49 people with that surname in the world and they mostly live in Papua New Guinea.
@@jbjaguar2717 It sounds a bit strange but this game plays tricks with your mind! It's a good job they don't have access to the internet during the game!
There are quite a few celebs with rhyming names that come to mind; Shaquille O'Neill, Jack Black, Fay Wray, Fay Dunaway and Catherine Tate.
How does Catherine Tate rhyme?
Kate for short.
The only problem with that is that Catherine's real surname is Ford.
Trisha Fisher, Bill Hill, Mavis Davis. Took me about a minute to think of these though xD
A work colleague's mum was Mavis Davis.
Marty Carty, Norm Storm, Aaron McSharon
I would have loved this one to be true
has this been aired yet?
“A Columbian mammoth once saved my life when a giant mutated bat from the future tried to kill me.”
I wish I had been on the opposing Panel and retained my view until all the comedy had been extracted and THEN said......" Can I firstly, Ben, congratulate you on your amazing appearance, as you said it was your 40th Birthday in 1991 making you 65 years old ( this was recorded in 2016 !) LOL
No he didn't say his 40th Birthday was in 1991. That was when he supposedly met Angie whilst in an acting class. Because it was so long ago and they aren't really in touch any more is why she wasn't present for his 40th
My disappointment in myself is immeasurable and no words can adequately express my remorse regarding my inexcusable faux pas. I am mortified that I got to make such a Schoolboy error and I only try to crave your forgiveness for my brief moment of total complete and utter insanity in making this mistake. I have no excuses and I can only apologize, profusely, for my stupidity, once again. You are a good man for pointing this out to me. I'm inconsolable at the moment.....:(
If Yahoo Serious married Benjamin Netenyahu his name would be Yahoo Netenyahu
He would've been golden if he thought of the surname Hill. Would've given him Phil Hill, Bill Hill and Gill Hill all in one!
I used to know someone called Jill Hill!
Phil Hill was a real person! A Formula 1 world champion, nonetheless
I know someone called Pat Fidgeon. Not a rhyme, but it’s fun as a spoonerism...
omg i love him
3:13 That face.. when it all sinks in that life is finite..
Ben Miller and Lee Mack, seperated at birth!!!
Ben Miller and Rob Brydon! If you watch QI Stephen jokes about how similar they look
Marky parky, Salford keeper, anyone?
Girl at school was called Jenny penny. Not lying ... Her mums maiden name was Costa.
Great job. Just waiting for names rhymes.
Will someone please correct the hashtag # from wilto to wilty? Has no-one else seen that?
Henn Wehn
John Wick's brother Richard
Dick Wick
Lovely
Anybody notice he did Twelfth Night in the Isle of Wight?
gut reaction, i probably would've just made up a group of people all of whos first names rhyme. Such as Aaron, Baron, and Karen. It still fits the card, and is a little bit more believable than pretending to know three people all of whos first AND last names rhymes.
The card says "aside from my friend, Mark Park, I have three other good friends whose names rhyme" though, so wouldn't really work. If Mark Park wasn't mentioned, it could've worked.
This is still my favourite WILTY clip because Ben is so bad at it.
Richard pritchard is a footballer. So that is a name
richard pritchard was a good one
The horses name was Friday