Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
Disgusting!!! Uh! I'M AT A 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance at love EXPLODING!!! ( The 4 letter L word master)
Alex Krycek Thats only if you have a childish concept of what love is. If you cheat or dont want to get married, or dont want children with your spouce because you would rather save for a boat. or you fall out of "love" because your are bord with the person then you never loved them. True love is not about superficial things like sex or excitement or having someone provide things for you. It is not about what the other person does for you. Yes love is an emotion but so is all the other reasons we have for doing things. Dispite what Star Trek says logic stems from emotion. curiosity and the desire to be correct.
Well over many years I finally found what my type is. I seems to like all white guys. Not the race, the shade. I like it when there body's limbs aren't attached and when they explain science to me. Blocko, will you be my Valentine?
Johnny Katsu I've heard of mirrors telling people who the fairest of them all is, but i've never heard of people telling mirrors how they're the fairest of them all.
No one in my family has big boobs, therefor to maintain genetic diversity I should date people with big boobs. Everything makes sense now! Thanks Life Noggin!
I've been in love with a bunch of fictional characters I tried to date people but it didn't really work out great. I'm in a relationship right now with a fictional character right now so yeah
+Grass actually mostly its normal for kids and teens to fall in love with a fictional character but mostly kids because they're too young to have a boyfriend or girlfriend
RPTRG2 I do try to make moves but before I do people who I have told go on and tell the person before I get the chance which ruins me explaining how truly I feel! I've fallen in love on looks before but I have realized that that's not the case. This girl was so nice to me. We are good friends I fell in love because girls don't treat me like how she does. But then I found out that she was dating someone. So I moved on and I will! I will find true love
love is both good and evil. people who fall in love, may get the best relationship of their life's or the worst relationships of their life's... but it depends on the person they're dating. Choose who you want to date wisely because that person is the one to change your life forever.
“Let us have love and more love; a love that melts all opposition, a love that conquers all foes, a love that sweeps away all barriers, a love that aboundeth in charity, a large-heartedness, tolerance, forgiveness and noble striving, a love that triumphs over all obstacles.” - Abdu'l-Bahá
Are you talking about Blocko? I'll have you know he's a square and rectangles. And what's that? His body is a golden ratio rectangle!? Oooooooooh, sexay!
As for someone you never been on a date, never had their first kiss, or never had a genuine hug, i’m just going to go with my intuition that i’m going to be forever alone
Aina Sof Yeah, it's so great, you just feel... Happy. Until it's over and the only thing that made you fell good is now gone. Once again, you can only feel... Sad
Im in love with 2 things A girl named Laura at my school And calling in sick from school for 2 weeks straight to watch way more Life Noggin videos and fix my sleeping problem. :)
Finally a video with the ability to help me compute the human phenomenon known as "love". Now i will truly be able to exploit humanity's greatest weakness and be able to take over the world.
EnderFaith The appendix used to be used by our ancestors to break down tough and hard to digest leaves and plant life. We dont eat tough plants straight from the root anymore so it now has a new use. It is a giant house for healthy bacteria in your body.
Grayse Larios That's gonna be me, I swear to god. I fell in love with my ex, but he ended up falling out of love with me. He's far away now so I'm good but if I'm near him, the anxiety will A-RISE. Feel like it's gonna happen again
I fell in love with some girl at school. And I'm not talking crushing, I'm talking real shit. We I was near her I would hug her and hold hands. And when we were home, I would send her songs with a message that I couldn't. But then she sort of just... left me for dead. We started to fade, id get mad when she was careless about how much I tried... and now I see her as a symbol of strength and courage
I was not reallly in love with her at first but i had a friend who was in love with me, she asked me if she wanted to be together, and i said no, later on when i thougt about it i more and more fell in love of her, and then i asked her and that was how i found love.
***** peacocks are nice birds, but without feathers they don't seem nice from outside. What i'm trying to say is what you're saying is that you are ugly but you are nice from inside. (big hearted) I used to be better looking than my crush, I hit puberty and my face got destroyed.
Why do we fall in love? Or why do we fall in love with a certain person? These are actually the important questions. You have accurately accounted for what happens after we have fallen in love and not why we fall in love.
Awww, baby, you should not say things like this, jin and namjoon won't like it. Remember how suga gave the advice "how to ask a girl out" Feel glad that you have nit been asked out like that 🤣🤣
Google employees most likely seen this but they have better stuff to do. YO, UA-cam, I'M 12, I'LL BE 13 IN DECEMBER, LIKE I'VE EXPOSED MY AGE A MILLION TIMES, ARE YOU GONNA BAN ME OR WHAT, COME AT ME, BRO!!
Whitney Houston lyrics for I will always love you:Bitter sweet memories that is all in taking with me so goodbye please don't cry we both know I'm not what you need and I -I will always love you _ I will always love you.
why i don't like anyone, i can laugh, smile and socialize with everyone but i don't love anyone. i even tried dating but felt nothing, i hate skinship, people are disgusting and annoying. i don't have traumatic experience or any main reason to make me like this. i always like this since i born. when i was a kid, i tied my sister neck, kill my pet bcs it's not fun anymore, cut my friend's finger, laugh when my annoying classmate died cause cancer, etc. when i grow up, i learn how to behave like others so i can make many new friends easily and make them laugh easily but i also can forget and hurt them easily. am i lack of hormones? but i still love many inanimate objects and have many hobbies and myself 😍😍 and love how you said love at opening :))
Very little comment here, save for this small aside: that the ties of flesh are deep and strong; that the capacity to love is a vital, rich, and all-consuming function of the human animal. And that you can find nobility and sacrifice and love wherever you may seek it out: down the block, in the heart or in the Twilight Zone...
Dig a hole
Call it "love"
Now watch people fall in love.
hahahaha
hahhhahha
yes
lol
justine rose lol
I'm in love-
With the idea of dropping out of school and sleeping for 2 weeks straight
SOOOOOOOOO ME RIGHT NOW WOO HOO VACATION!!!!
I've never seen any human hibernate before 😂😂😂
Graduate high school then sleep all you want on weekends.
mood
Honestly, same.
This stuff happens to me when I see chocolate
Hahaha
Blockman Zan ya I'm joking but I just want to be single so lol
what if all the chocolate on earth dissapeared
yes we are ACTUALLY running out of chocolate
+dunkler sans oh sh*t as soon as chocolate finishes... Im finished😵😱
Don't worry, kid, there're enough cacaotrees left for the coming 7 years (not sure).
What about distance relationships?
Why you can fall in love to someone even being unable to touch or smell that person?
Voca Channeru
YEAH
Ew, smell
Voca Channeru omg there should be a vid on this because I can relate
people are naturally attracted to what they cant get
Calser Yeah, I don't think so.
The way he said love was cute XD
when??
Nova Kitty on 0:13
Nova Kitty Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minor Child what
more like funny XDD
I love this narrator.
i like blokos voice i do not know why
I am sorry I'm only nine I can't be your valentine
+Alitza Clemente I am flattered but no thank you
+pink paradise wasn't talking to anyone actually
+Alitza Clemente awks awkward
Really loving this series!
Thanks Ryan!!
Ryan Lamont I just discovered this series today and I'm liking it so far.
+Life Noggin me and my parents are interested with your vids☺
+Ryan Lamont me to
+Ryan Lamont Yeah me 2!
Love is simply a biochemical reaction.
Similar to throwing up.
Max Ernst are you okay there buddy?
NickChamp lol
LOVE IS AS REAL AS MY FACE
Max Ernst wow. Romantic.😂
lol. Same here!
i hate this stupid chemicals
always make me fall in love with people doesn't even care that im alive 😐
The Josey stupid chemicals! Stop making me suffer
I hate those stupid chemicals too. :(
Same
شلونك عبود ان شاء الله امورك تمام؟
I know right
I've never gotten a date before. Sad life right here.
With you bro
i've got one with my... grandma. i'm just kidding
Don't worry. It's not all it's cracked up to be most of the time.
same
I had a boyfriend but I hit him with a chair and broke up with him...
He used walking dead characters
I knew when I saw the priest
I saw Gabriel, Andrea, and Lori.
Yea
I just now noticed that maybe he saw the previous season
maybe hes INLOVE with The Walking Dead
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
Alex Krycek Lmao i watched that episode today
Stuff zombee g
Disgusting!!! Uh! I'M AT A 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance at love EXPLODING!!! ( The 4 letter L word master)
l like blocko he's kinda cool and loves loves science like me I'm always curious about stuff. :) ♡♥
Alex Krycek Thats only if you have a childish concept of what love is. If you cheat or dont want to get married, or dont want children with your spouce because you would rather save for a boat. or you fall out of "love" because your are bord with the person then you never loved them. True love is not about superficial things like sex or excitement or having someone provide things for you. It is not about what the other person does for you. Yes love is an emotion but so is all the other reasons we have for doing things. Dispite what Star Trek says logic stems from emotion. curiosity and the desire to be correct.
"That explains why I'm hungry all the time. Someone please date me" WE ARE THE SAME PERSON.
Peyton Elder i like being hungry cus i love crusonts tacos snd steak
Here's one: Why do people fall out of love?
Because sometimes one of the reasons they got together is because they just wanted sex.
Awesome Cow Ouch. Maybe.
That would indicate they were never in love
Maybe stuff is backwards, domaine goes down adrenaline goes down, serotonin goes up.
Women don't love you for who you are they love what you can do for them (provide). So a man and woman love different.
Well over many years I finally found what my type is. I seems to like all white guys. Not the race, the shade. I like it when there body's limbs aren't attached and when they explain science to me. Blocko, will you be my Valentine?
You are great blocko
Internet. Go
Not gonna lie you had me in the first half
"Nothing is stronger THAN THE POWER OF-"
"Love?"
"MABEL.
To victory!"
love is dead
crowxo rip in painis
crowxo These days all i see is "love" you know dating for two weeks and breaking up , people are just playing with love , and it annoys me
Gravity Falls , Soos and the real girl
Lol :3
Nabilou HighTech | شمسو Actually its from "Dipper Vs. Manliness"
My valentine is in my mirror
lol
Johnny Katsu mine was my hand ;(
Johnny Katsu I've heard of mirrors telling people who the fairest of them all is, but i've never heard of people telling mirrors how they're the fairest of them all.
@@hussk8695 *sad mirror noises*
Break them free man, they have to be starving for those four years.
Ive never been in love. And I feel like I never will. Who knows.
Cota Eijnn love is crap haha
I agree
Me too
Even I'm a boy
Its been 4 years, Have you now?
@@Celebriteaforyou I had not been from the time I was born, I am not in neither will I be in 'love'.
lol valentines doesnt even exist for me HAHAHA *sobs in the corner*
Just. SAmied. CAues. Romied. Love.
Yes I will be your valentine
lonely forever lol
You got 69 likes, great!
Love is Nothing But a Chemical Reaction that Compels animals to Breed it hits hard then Slowley fades Away.
Love is everything
...leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
stop making me think about my life :-(
***** You mad Bro
rick and mortyyyyyy 😁😁😁😁
my crush hates me
I feel so bad for you...
But I was friend-zoned so that's worse!
Rowani X how is that worse Lol. What's worse is never having been in love
i had a crush for like 1 month... then after that... Nothing.
ikr
G A B E we've all been there
No one in my family has big boobs, therefor to maintain genetic diversity I should date people with big boobs. Everything makes sense now! Thanks Life Noggin!
+Ron Burgundy Wat
Well you already have a wife don't you Ron
gcwolf1 Yes, and she has exquisite breasts.
Ron Burgundy OMGERSH RON BURGUNDY IS TALKING TO ME
+Ron Burgundy what about someone with an big ass (_I_) "Big Butt"(^人^) "Smiling Breasts ( , ) "Tiny Butt (_ε_) "Kiss My Ass (っ- ‸ - ς) "I'm Not Fat"
is it normal that i literally look up the science behind every feeling i’ve ever felt
As interesting and informative as this video is, it adresses the concept of "Attraction" rather than "Love" which are two very different things.
I agree.
I find many people have a habit of confusing the two.
I've been in love with a bunch of fictional characters I tried to date people but it didn't really work out great. I'm in a relationship right now with a fictional character right now so yeah
Same ;)
wtf?!?!
me too i have been love with anime mostly lol
+Maxx Rizun ok it is a tiny bit creepy but it is normal so u have a point
+Grass actually mostly its normal for kids and teens to fall in love with a fictional character but mostly kids because they're too young to have a boyfriend or girlfriend
0:08 That looks awfully similar to Gabriel Stokes (Priest in The Walking Dead).
YES
it looks exactly like Gabriel
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that 😂😂
HE DOES AHAHAH
+Jason Amaya me too lol
never been in love, forever alone
Ttar zzxz i have a friend were both nine
My channel is runned by my dad ps google
Yes I've been in love and am going trough a brake up rn rip.
lol rip
is tht father gabriel?
#twd
rahimy pazil that's what I was thinking
@@shortnsad2993
What? Where?
@@rosehibiscus1899 at 0:09
@@shortnsad2993
So weird. I thought you guys were referring to some video game character.
I don't need a man, I AM IN LOVE WITH DRAWING :3
+purple arts Claps, someone with talent X3
XD
YASSSS
lol
art is life.
Friendship is magic 😂
LightningDragon agreed just friends not...
MY LITTLE PONYY
I have been in love. but we all know how it ends with the friendzone
RPTRG2 I do try to make moves but before I do people who I have told go on and tell the person before I get the chance which ruins me explaining how truly I feel! I've fallen in love on looks before but I have realized that that's not the case. This girl was so nice to me. We are good friends I fell in love because girls don't treat me like how she does. But then I found out that she was dating someone. So I moved on and I will! I will find true love
Your acting like a 12 year old
Cash Mumtaz me? If yes then how?
+Cash Mumtaz At least he's nice.
That's a bitch slap of truth right there
i guess when people say 'your love is my drug', they're being pretty literal.
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me!
Baby don`t hurt me.
no more
Baby don't hurt me
Never gonna give you u- wait, wrong comment thread. Sorry guys, I'll see myself out
I think I am in love now that this video explained it to me....I should say thank you for helping me realize that I am in love with someone!
I Learn So Much In This Channel
HA! 0:08 Was that Gabriel from The Walking Dead!? I'm not sure if the other figure was Beth.
I was thinking the same thing.
***** lol
love is both good and evil.
people who fall in love, may get the best relationship of their life's or the worst relationships of their life's... but it depends on the person they're dating.
Choose who you want to date wisely because that person is the one to change your life forever.
“Let us have love and more love; a love that melts all opposition, a love that conquers all foes, a love that sweeps away all barriers, a love that aboundeth in charity, a large-heartedness, tolerance, forgiveness and noble striving, a love that triumphs over all obstacles.”
- Abdu'l-Bahá
Forever alone.
No. I'm not attracted to cubes
triangles are better
I'd rather go with a pentagon
Are you talking about Blocko? I'll have you know he's a square and rectangles. And what's that? His body is a golden ratio rectangle!? Oooooooooh, sexay!
Hatsune~Chan have you seen Megurine~Sans
Hatsune Miku you racist sh*t
The only thing I thought of while watching this was
WHAT IS LOVE?BABY DON'T HURT ME,DON'T HURT ME NO MORE
I think im in love with your voice and a sense of humor
As for someone you never been on a date, never had their first kiss, or never had a genuine hug, i’m just going to go with my intuition that i’m going to be forever alone
Yes UA-cam you are my one and only valentine
Blocko I'll Be Your Valentine!~
not if I get that block first
man I'm "loving" this comment sections jokes
Redstoner Gaming dum dum tsh
Miashiu you mlg
same
lol
I've been in love and it feels like I can't stop being hyper active and happy. ( feels like taking nutella )
I totally understand your feelings omg!!!
dopamine and adrenaline.
I like Nutella
Im in love too
Only that i feel depressed instead of active and happy
Aina Sof Yeah, it's so great, you just feel... Happy. Until it's over and the only thing that made you fell good is now gone. Once again, you can only feel... Sad
Im in love with 2 things
A girl named Laura at my school
And calling in sick from school for 2 weeks straight to watch way more Life Noggin videos and fix my sleeping problem.
:)
Lol
Finally a video with the ability to help me compute the human phenomenon known as "love". Now i will truly be able to exploit humanity's greatest weakness and be able to take over the world.
I'm watching this literally a year after this was posted XD
+David Mejia Jr. (Yellowturtle258) me too
+Noah Hill me may 14 2016
me too and it's not even Valentines day and I want to be blocko's Valentine XD
June 6 2016
SpinosaurusYTPGamer what?
Life noggin, what does the appendix do, and how do we get appendicitis?
EnderFaith The appendix used to be used by our ancestors to break down tough and hard to digest leaves and plant life. We dont eat tough plants straight from the root anymore so it now has a new use. It is a giant house for healthy bacteria in your body.
Garret Griffith k thnx :D
Unfortunately I fall in love too often, yes I've been in love. I wish I could say they were just crushes.
Grayse Larios uhh okey doke
Grayse Larios That's gonna be me, I swear to god. I fell in love with my ex, but he ended up falling out of love with me. He's far away now so I'm good but if I'm near him, the anxiety will A-RISE. Feel like it's gonna happen again
I fell in love with some girl at school. And I'm not talking crushing, I'm talking real shit. We I was near her I would hug her and hold hands. And when we were home, I would send her songs with a message that I couldn't. But then she sort of just... left me for dead. We started to fade, id get mad when she was careless about how much I tried... and now I see her as a symbol of strength and courage
How and why can you fall in love with someone you've never seen and talked to in person? (E.g.: Somebody you've met online; celebrities)
I will definitely be your valentine, Blocko
I will be your Valentine
i have been in love the girl i like is so cute but she does not like me
dont worry there are a lot of girls in the world choose wisely
Eduardo Rodriguez same it HURTS😢
Eduardo Rodriguez y
tim sprague people just don't 😳
Eduardo Rodriguez Cab relate in so many ways 😄
hey blocko.. that smooch n touch thing really works man...
I know I last to the party on this video but i love you and you so cool I learned a lot from you so keep it up
The power of love...... WRONG
The science of love.......
I have never been in love and I don't want to
Foxy Cool me to im not 18 im yonger
my crush will never like me and I liked him for 6 year. .... bring me the ice cream and tissue
I enjoyed your video, that was amazing!❤
Now you will never fill hungry. We love you. We love Life Noggin.
Test: Why dos satern have rings? Student: Because God liked it so he put a ring on it. Teacher: SATERN IS NOT A SINGLE LADY!!! Me:😹😹😹
Parkerpoo8 your teacher apparently doesn't know how to spell *Saturn*
This is just a CHEMICAL ROMANCE
i'm sorry
love is like a Lamborghini, oh I don't have one 😓
"The cutie over there with the hella good hair!" Lmao, loving the "Shake It Off" reference
I was not reallly in love with her at first but i had a friend who was in love with me, she asked me if she wanted to be together, and i said no, later on when i thougt about it i more and more fell in love of her, and then i asked her and that was how i found love.
I'm in love with a guy named andrew
if I could I'd definitely be blocko's valentine
That feeling when you know you are uglier than your crush.
***** You're like a peacock without tail feathers.
***** peacocks are nice birds, but without feathers they don't seem nice from outside.
What i'm trying to say is what you're saying is that you are ugly but you are nice from inside. (big hearted)
I used to be better looking than my crush, I hit puberty and my face got destroyed.
Woah, this guy knew everything that goes on with me during Honors math
Why do we fall in love? Or why do we fall in love with a certain person? These are actually the important questions. You have accurately accounted for what happens after we have fallen in love and not why we fall in love.
Im 17 and I never had a first kiss. Who would kiss a beautiful potato like me?... everybody 💪👁👅👁💪
ROFL... ....sorry... anyways, whats wrong with being chinese again?
oh. I thought :/ was a sort of a look of disapproval and disbelief
+xSimply That doesn’t even make any sense
*kisses you *😳
Awww, baby, you should not say things like this, jin and namjoon won't like it. Remember how suga gave the advice "how to ask a girl out" Feel glad that you have nit been asked out like that 🤣🤣
I'm only 9
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hahaha come on now let the kid express himself I started my fb account at the age of 7 😂😂
Come on, no one checks this stuff...
im 46
Google employees most likely seen this but they have better stuff to do.
YO, UA-cam, I'M 12, I'LL BE 13 IN DECEMBER, LIKE I'VE EXPOSED MY AGE A MILLION TIMES, ARE YOU GONNA BAN ME OR WHAT, COME AT ME, BRO!!
0:14 Gay?
How does 1 girl and 1 boy seems like gay to you
+Pink Ribbon UA-cam Idk man, the hair kinda looks like a mullet.
Block-O is an animation, he has no gender
Game Crusher right
Pink Ribbon it looks like 2 boys
Does this explains that when people are inlove, their actions isn't really themselves but the science behind one's mind?
sure
Ok let's be real here.......
Shikamaru is a waaayyyyyyyy better guy than Saske AM I RIGHT?
BlueberryJello :p Gtfo. Cancerous weeb
So if I have ocd does it drop even lower? O_o
this guy has no emotions he says love is caused cause by science
1:35 haha It reminded of Shake it off by Taylor Swift "and to the fella over there with a hella good hair." 😂
You are one of the most adorable computer animations I have ever met
YES,il be your date (im sorry ,im 9 :( but im I live in the computer :) )
I'm 12 did you notice that you said I'm live in a computer might wanna fix that comment
sorry :( I live in lithiuanija ! and im 10 now XD
good for you ma friend
Exactly,I know right but I'm 23😁
raminta mickutė im nine to!!!
I'll be your valentine 😊❤️ your adorable lol
I feel in love with a girl and she became my girlfriend
Oboh Fifa HD
you kissed her ??🙄
Whitney Houston lyrics for I will always love you:Bitter sweet memories that is all in taking with me so goodbye please don't cry we both know I'm not what you need and I -I will always love you _ I will always love you.
One time I saw my crush and my knees started to give out and I nearly fainted and fell when talking to him
Gonna search the comments for the obvious joke that will be told throughout the ages of time
I'm in love with chocolate
No and no 😢
Can you talk about the Pain you feel when someone breaks up with you?
why i don't like anyone, i can laugh, smile and socialize with everyone but i don't love anyone. i even tried dating but felt nothing, i hate skinship, people are disgusting and annoying. i don't have traumatic experience or any main reason to make me like this. i always like this since i born. when i was a kid, i tied my sister neck, kill my pet bcs it's not fun anymore, cut my friend's finger, laugh when my annoying classmate died cause cancer, etc. when i grow up, i learn how to behave like others so i can make many new friends easily and make them laugh easily but i also can forget and hurt them easily. am i lack of hormones? but i still love many inanimate objects and have many hobbies and myself 😍😍 and love how you said love at opening :))
I'm A female and I have two Senpais both girls
Senpai means upperclassmen not crush.
Its okay to be gay
Life Noggin can you do a video on how what drugs can help you with different stuff like for art vs Ritalin for maths or something like that
Omg i really like your life noggin channel
Very little comment here, save for this small aside: that the ties of flesh are deep and strong; that the capacity to love is a vital, rich, and all-consuming function of the human animal.
And that you can find nobility and sacrifice and love wherever you may seek it out: down the block, in the heart or in the Twilight Zone...
You should do: Why do kids think love is gross?
(I might get hate because it's true that some kids don't think love is that gross)
So basically most kids