The Barbie Movie exists so apologists can point to it as 'a true example of woke propaganda' while dismissing all the more subtle propaganda in literally everything else -especially video games. So now whenever something isn't as blatant as Barbie they will tell you it's all just in your little chud head.
I hate to say it, but you're probably right. The Overton Window will shift again, and there will be even more comments on this channel saying I'm reading into things too much. Normies have to be bludgeoned over the head with "the message" to get it. Luckily, my next review will be Baldur's Gate 3 which will be pozzed to hell and back so it shouldn't be to hard to show off how "Woke" it is.
@@SyntheticMan I've been through it lately in my own sphere. It's annoying sure, but normies and newbies don't care about their own opinions so you mustn't either. Also, kudos for breaking Mauler.
@@SyntheticManhyped for that review because that game looks like absolute dogshit, genuinely can't see how boomer gamers are exited for it on writing basis alone
I thought it was funny that Barbieworld, which is apparently populated by "strong wahmen/Barbies", was able to be brought down by Ken in a single day. Probably not intended to be a joke, but there it is.
"If you have a man and a 100 women, you can have a society. If you have a 100 men and a woman, you can't." Paraphrasing, I don't remember the source either, unfortunately.
Specifically, by Ken *_asserting his own/men's fundamental humanity_* and *_encouraging people of both sexes to settle down and start families together._* Pure insanity.
The irony with movies like this is that most of the audiences end up sympathizing with the "villain", and whilst the "Kenergy" memes are cringey as all hell, they are rather telling.
Because the villains actually have charm, generally say funny shit, and have a point. Ken proves Barbieland aka Feminist Utopia is trash unlike Barbie who did nothing.
"kenergy" is very cringe but the fact ken is the only thing most people care to talk about the movie is fucking hilarious to me , I have rather a rather feminist and liberal family and whenever my family brings up the film I just need to mention ken and boom like clockwork I no longer need to hear how barbie is somehow empowering to women they just talk about ken I love it.
"We're not allowed to say it's too hard, and nobody ever gives us a medal or says thank you!" Seriously, what f&$king world are these writers living in? I can't go 5 seconds without someone telling me how all women are amazing.
OMG, my wife's boyfriend, Jamal, and her son, Jamal Jr. also loved the movie! I asked him: "What did you think of the movie?" and he said "Shoot yo face waite kraka!". I think it means that he liked the movie!
I dropped off my wife, her boyfriend and thier kids to see it too before work. Javon'Tay and thier Trans children LOVED IT. Now he wants me to buy them a barbie doll house.
When you put it like that, creating the Barbie movie was a great business decision. There are lots of alcoholic women in their late 30s/ early 40s who haven’t gotten married, and there's lots of money to be made by appealing to them.
I really don't understand this thing where women complain about unreasonable beauty standards requiring them to be anorexia-thin. That is something that comes from the fashion industry, which is run by homossexuals. If you want to see what most men want, just look at strippers and porn stars, who often have a lot more meat in them than supermodels. Sure, men don't want obese women, that's a whole different issue. Regardless, I never see any of these women complain about _men_ being held to this or that standard such as 6', etc.
Good points, but real men avoid strippers, since they are often hookers or bi, and porn stars are often trafficked captives. Men generally are attracted to diner girls who wait on them, Bakery staff, and donut shop window staff. These women are often friendly, kind and open to being chatted with.
"...just look at strippers and porn stars..." Dude, we don't want our women to look like trashy tatted-up damaged goods with bolted-on melons and daddy issues either. Ladies, it's very simple. Just don't be fat slob and don't have a chip on your shoulder with regards to immutable sex-based characteristics. Remember, it's men AND women, not men VS women.
Actually, I do enjoy using porn stars as a reference; for one thing, porn is honest, in the sense that whatever people SAY, what they masturbate to is clearly their true feelings. And second, porn stars are very varied--90-pound chick with no tits, to meaty women who are medically considered overweight, to chicks with dicks, are all popular. Look at the top 100 on a porn site, and it's not all the same looks, or some kind of hierarchy; you'll see that #2 will be 50 pounds heavier than #3, but with smaller tits than #4, etc. It's a complete mix of body types. All men really care about is that you TRY to look good; if you are fat, greasy, unwashed, with resting bitch face, no one wants to fuck you. But otherwise, just put a modicum of effort in, and men will find you attractive. Of course, there are still going to be hotter women than you, but men will still find you attractive, and some men will find your imperfections hotter than more perfect women.
But I guarantee you these fat chunkers demand a buff 6'0 tall man with a big penis, women are allowed to have standards of what they want in a man but men aren't.
And Greta Gerwig will be making 2 Netflix Narnia movies after Snow Brown and the Seven drifters. I’m sure we can expect an accurate and faithful retelling of Lewis’s work.
This film just proves how easy it is to manipulate people. Am I the only one who actually knew exactly what kind of film this was going to be just from that first main trailer alone? Have people gotten so dumb that they still haven't learned a single damned thing? It's the same with people saying that "The Boys isn't woke". People that end up rooting for Ken, Homelander, Soldier Boy, John Walker, and so on in their respective shows is so tragic, especially when they start creating this delusion of "but they're well-written characters that aren't meant to be all that bad". Bro, watch a single interview from the creators, writers, showrunners, and so on. That's all you need to really figure out how much they hate you.
The funny thing is, even though they're copium addicts, they are right. Those characters are the best aspects of their shows/films. What's sad is that the showrunners hate the people so much that it was done unintentionally. For example, I rewatched S2 of The Boys, this time actively noting down every time Stormfront said something objectively wrong. The tally was 0 by the time Ryan lasered her. She literally didn't speak a single lie about the whole "white race" obsession shtick the showrunners gave her. And yet they presented her as this delusional raving madwoman. Scary, isn't it?
James Gunn is an example of those people and he's a man. He never really cared for superheroes or what courage means to men and people all around. Even if you like that one film with Rainn Wilson, that's still just one superhero film out of the many he could have got right. He just wanted money and fame like so many of these personalities and types do and they're willing to soil the bottom of the chain to get it. He even mistreated all the women guests in a reality show. Don't forget he's a member of the J tribe. Don't watch his films, shows or any of his productions anymore. It sucks he's in charge of the DC cinematic or animations department this time. I wouldn't be surprised either if our Greta Gerwig is a "cult" member herself, I mean for starters she's part German and Irish and Gunn is also Irish. The Germans have their own Js. Irish too. Schizo tangent over.
"Landwales wondering why they cant lose weight when They drink a 1,500 calorie starbucks frappucino every morning." A perfect encapsulation of modern women.
Of course this movie is for women over 30, i.e. likely the last generation to even play with Barbie dolls in their childhood in any significant number. Kids nowadays are given smartphones or tablets for entertainment instead of toys from what I'm seeing. Point is, this movie is another nostalgia-baiting cash grab made for woke millennials and no one else.
There's no way someone in the writing room wasn't taking the piss when they pitched this story. It's so unapologetically mask off about how twisted the ideology behind modern feminism is that someone on staff had to have know exactly what they were doing. I mean - God damn - the moral of the story ends up being "keep doing things you know are wrong just because other people are doing them". Funnier still, when viewed from any lens other than that of the most insane feminist, the movie goes out of its way to paint Ken as the oppressed hero and Barbie as a spiteful and megalomaniacal misandrist. There is no way in hell that's a mistake.
No I think everyone behind this movie really is so delusional that they live in a paralell dimension. Except the marketing team,they might have functional frontal lobes (emphasis on might).
If the last decade and change has taught me anything, it's that narcissists have less than no self awareness or sense of irony. _Especially Cluster-Bs like Robbie and this director._ Seen this pattern too many times (especially in Robbie's previous film projects) to assume anything other than that they genuinely believe in the message they're pushing, and that they are too dumb to see how bad it makes them look. Evil cannot comprehend good.
that moral is the most important one in modern society besides: "don't think for yourself. just do what someone superior to you tells you to without question." We live on Animal Farm. everyone talks about Orwell's 1984, but it was Animal Farm we were headed towards the whole time. constant rewrites of the rules with sheep bleating at anyone who dissents and more and more people being silenced. soon Boxer will be sent to the glue factory and once they've taken our guns away, that's it. Boxer/the guns were the main thing still keeping the Pigs in check.
What I’m hearing is that this movie went so hard into misandry that it comes full circle into misogyny, as the main plot around the kens seems to be a retelling of the 19th amendment, except with women in power they yielded nothing to men where as in the patriarchy we made them equals. The lack of self awareness is absolutely hilarious.
If we lived in a matriarchy it probably would've taken men twice as long to get the right to vote assuming men actually get rights at all. They could very well end up being just like ken in the barbie movie...just an accessory, totally useless, basically an NPC.
We do truly live in a patriarchy in some country’s it’s worse than in others and in country’s like the USA it’s not so bad but the fact that the USA never had a female President is telling enough isn’t it
It doesnt need to be said but its always mind blowing that the same "anti capitalists" that seethe over a pretty doll or video game character are passionately in favor of onlyfanss
It's because wamyn are staunch, cold-hearted, cut-throat capitalists when it comes to selling "saxophones". They just want socialism and regulation when it comes to competitive markets where men have the advantage.
Onlyfans is a result of capitalism, because capitalism is so fucked up people have to sell images of their bodies, do you REALLY not see the problem with that 💀
@porter9494you're right that is sad that someone's mother wouldn't love their child. That's actually shameful on the mother's part and it is really sad that men have to pay women for love. Good points
So they hate when men make money off sexualizing women who have no say, but they support women being able to make money off sexualizing themselves? Seems pretty straight forward bro. What really puzzles me is the same men who hate only fans girls are porn addicts who rage over women who dare not be hypersexualized. Have you seen what they've said about Aloy? Truly bizarre.
... should be renamed 'You'll Own Nothing and Be Happy - The Movie'. Barbieland = America. "Real World" = 3rd world where the toys get made, hence brown wahman is queen. The movie even has a damn kitchen scene with a fake oracle lady JUST like the Matrix movies!? Why are we watching shit like this, if NOT to ridicule & expose it?! Syntheticman is gangster and I love his based community 😎👍
My girlfriend came back from girls movie night hating the shit out of this movie, when they came out of the theater no girl dared to criticize it in front of the others, avoiding the argument and leaving right after the end. The boyfriends are all telling me right now how each of them hated it all the same. Self imposed woman totalitarianism, we need to speak the truth all always and that shall set us free
sure no film is for everyone so i expect not everyone to like it but that extreme no ive seen people make up lies about it and do anything they can to destroy a barbie movie hahahahahhahah. i find it hilarious how offended some people are over a barbie movie lol.@@the_seer_0421
I actually didn’t pay money to see it, my uni (ACU) set a screening for free for the students today and I only watched out of curiosity and rumours of it being woke and stuff… for once the rumours were true… this movie does not make me feel good as a man.
@@agbrenv they just laughed, my classmates just laughed and thought it was funny - boys and girls… half the class was boys or at least a big portion - they really liked it and there was about 30-50 of us, I was the only one with another girl that walked out but I suspect I’m the only one that walked out of the movie before the big final scene to retake barbieland because it was just too much for me (other girl kept looking at her watch so I think it was for time reason cause she actually liked the movie)
@@agbrenv Also some of my class mates dressed up a bit in either pink clothing or accessory or in one instance bought like a pink ballerina fluffy thing to put on the waist I don’t know what they are called.
The archtype is real, but it has never been portrayed in media that claims to portray it. This is straight up propoganda for women to keep them single, spiteful, and mentally unwell, because thats more profitable to the economic machine.
Why would a raging feminist hate Barbie when she comes from a world dominated and ruled by women where men are treated as subhuman second class citizens?
who is it hating on lol plus comedy is a comedy funny is funny if it makes you laugh that a comedy you think barbie the only movie ever to throw shades at someone or a group of people lol @@akdmehdi
i saw the movie it was fun i had a few laughs then i went home nothing more nothing less im not gonna get butt hurt over a silly barbie movie lol my ego isnt that fragile or butt hurt. lol i think its hilarious how mad people are over a movie lol@@akdmehdi
“Even if it takes a hundred years or more, there will come a day where a voice rises from the depths of the grave and this world will realize the truth… that Ken was right.”
@@macdhomhnaill7721 A hundred years or more eh? Don’t you think your little H would be pointless once most humans are brown skinned due to integration? We the 3 billion strong Chinese communism and Islam would inherit the world. Both little H and liberalism will be forgotten. It would be 1984 for thousands of years.
Don’t you think your H would be pointless once most humans are mixed due to integration? The billions strong CCP communism and Mohammedanism are the future. Eternal 1984.
In all honesty, Hollywood can stay on strike permanently with garbage writing like this. There's more than enough great movies and videogames from the past to hold us over for a lifetime of entertainment
@@AronHallan There's no need for me to watch anything new, there's plenty of great movies from the past. I have a gigantic walk-in closet, and DVDs are so cheap they are practically being given away on eBay with free shipping. Every now and then I just purchase a few classics, and over the years that adds up to a massive collection. Even if I watch 3 movies a day, which I don't but let's say I did, it would take me over two years to restart the collection.
Women think bitching about their problems will solve them. This is because they have done this for thousands of years, and men solved their issues for them.
I will be fair and say that was once the only method they generally HAD to solve their problems; couldn't vote, fight, own too much property, be head of household, etc (depending on which specific culture we are talking about). They HAD to operate through men. That said, they wanted autonomy, got it, and still complain--they are the MAJORITY of voters but still say nearly all politicians are women-hating cavemen.
They did the equivalent Of mixing rat poison with strawberry jam. And It was the actors and the director herself the ones who didn't shut up about how woke that movie is.
I guess I'm the rare person that actually saw right through the marketing. That's why I'm not at all surprised with how the film turned out. I'm more surprised with how effective the marketing ended up being. Like are people really that dense?
this movie is causing quite the uproar arround here,some people can clearly see the misandry while other people think the movie is fine and think that the fact that people are pissed off with the misandry is somehow good or is a misinterpretation.
This movie is the definition of "it's okay when women do it." Imagine if men made a movie about how we can't be empowered unless women aren't allowed to make any decisions or handle any "important" work.
It's actually women adhering to their real-life role: They can be bitchy and cruel because men, being the stronger and more stoic ones, can take it. Unfortunately, we always "took it" because it was understood that they didn't _actually_ hate us. Well. . . winds are changing.
@@frado9194 I have a girlfriend and we have plenty of sex. She also agrees with me, here. Would you like to try another response? I'm happy to debate the subject. The truth is on my side, so I've no fear whatsoever.
You know what's infuriating about this film? It had quite possibly the best opportunity to teach all of these young girls the value of both women AND men. But instead the creators allowed their self inflicted imaginary hatered for "the patriarchy" to push a misandry agenda on everyone.
The writers probably hit the wall, discovered no men would do more than sleep with them, and decided to write this movie. They will still live alone with 20 cats and drink boxed wine into eternity.
To be honest, I thought this movie was entertaining. Maybe bcs I can't relate to it and I don't think too much about it. I think it's just another existensial crisis movie
i once had a female co-worker pretend that i never taught her a work procedure to attempt to explain why she didnt do her job right - so i got yelled at to 'teach her properly this time" As i'm teaching her the same shit again she gets angry/bored eventually and shouts that "okay okay i already know this, you taught me okay" She never got in trouble for wasting everyone's time, or admitting she lied. But' we're living in a patriarchy.
Avoid women at the workplace. Just avoid them, don't talk to them more than necessary. They brought this on themselves, now let them succeed on their own if they can.
we had a gender quota hire completely derail a newly formed team, but rather than fire her, they gave her another position with training. you never see that for men, they're fired on the spot.
So yet another children brand gets turned into a you know what to condition younger generation to a certain way of thinking? Just kidding, clearly I forgot to take my meds.
The fact that it did better than Oppenheimer is a clear example of how we as a society could care less about History and the important things in life. We are really going in the wrong direction.
Too bad. This could had been a fun campy movie of Barbie and Ken just doing stupid shit and having fun together. Maybe like a road trip movie akin to Dumb and Dumber. You could even make them act in the most stereotypical way, and let the viewers decide whether that's good or bad.
i mean from the first sequence you can see the propaganda.. Girls having a terrible time playing with their baby dolls. Maybe imagining mothering a child, providing care to a helpless baby and they depict them having a fucking terrible time. Barbie comes along "no girls, dont be a mother. play with a barbie and be a mindless consumer obsessed with yourselves and your own vanity/looks and materialistic behavior instead". Honestly kinda disgusting. And thats just the first 5 minutes.
God your life must be so sad for you to get that out of that scene. They were literally just making a joke about how Barbie wasn’t a baby doll, which was the most common thing back then. Get a life.
Did you see the rest of the movie? They literally talk about the beauty standards of Barbie dolls and how it negatively affected people. Also, any themes in the movie aren’t propaganda, they are themes and progress the anti patriarchy plot as well as parts of the comedy.
Sadly, the director is set to work on a Narnia series on Netflix. Guess the White Witch will be the misunderstood hero, and Aslan is the surprise villain.
when will the madness end? Yes on your last point and it will be ignored by Greta that Aslan is an analogue or metaphor for Christ. Non-religiosity delusions knows no bounds and has no direction, only chaos.
@@ninjainnameonly-6902 I'm aware. Part of them are the J tribe and the rest are pretty much occultists or Satanists, and some of their members don't have any idea that they're apart of the cult. Effective brainwashing at play with these elites.
The Barbie world, according to my sister's toys, seemed like a strange world where Barbie and her friends live in a nice seeming place that's actually Truman Show-esque. like a controlled environment of some type. Then my toys would invade/discover their world and try to learn about it only later to have to team up with some barbies to fight Galactus and free them from their pink prison.... Maybe I should've made a barbie movie? IDK, shit used to be fun back in the day. Nothing can be fun anymore.
My sister went to see this and came home feeling pretty down. She couldn't quite describe why but she said it made her feel empty inside. This movie is like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
I know how she felt. I was so disappointed. A lot more could have been made of Barbie in the outside world, interacting with ' real ' women for instance. The America Ferriara character ( plus awful daughter) was just boring and superfluous.
Post modern content is meant to make you feel empty inside. Let's say you had Barbie fall in love and find her purpose in life.. it would be popular and easy to do. It's not there for the fact it would make the viewer happy.
i can explain. she realised her brother is an idiot. she also realised that when she removed all the superficial aspects of her life that she was deluded in believing are important, there was nothing left. good she realised it now, and not after she got married.
The ending of the movie has Barbie get a real vagina and go to a gynecologist, basically stating that the apotheosis of being a woman is having a vagina. But we also have trans doctor barbie in the same movie? Ermmm sweaty, that's kinda transphobic.
This is the problem with the Left, the are a collective of various anti-whatevers that unify in a common cause (destroy the white male patriarchy) while they still have conflicts between their own subgroups. This is where you get things like TERFs and all other infighting. They will eat themselves up because their combined ideologies have too much self contradiction. The goal is to mitigate the amount of damage they can do before they implode.
Anyone that doesn't know, Mattel in the late 90s had its first woman CEO and she almost destroyed the company. It was so bad the board actually was about to fire her but she resigned.....she got 50 million in severance pay.
Its funny how Greta G is in a relationship with Noah Baumbach, who is 15 years older than her, whom she met through being in his movies (so he was her boss) and probably cheated on his wife with her. She is like a female "male feminist".
She is a shiksa. She resents not being able to discuss the JQ, it is what drives her to be a feminist. There is all this unquestioned power being abused, she has to blame someone else. Guess who?
Its hilarious how much she was simping over brad pitt lmao to the point she added a kiss that wasn't in the script. Literally the opposite of her character in barbie
😂 it's kinda like the dystopian future of Demolition Man but there it was funny criticism of nineties political correctness...in Barbie it's a woke agenda for the next years to come...😨
"Communist propaganda was not meant to persuade or convince, not to inform but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better." - Theodore Dalrymple
Humiliating male characters, normalizing the degradation of men and encouraging men to humiliate themselves and have no self-respect have all been staples of 'modern culture' for a very long time now, right alongside gynocentric women-worshipping and shameless sycophantic female ego masturbation.
Woke insanity has nothing to do with communism, unless you believe that mega-corporations like Disney, HBO, Amazon, Netflix +1000 more are communist... woke was actually created to destroy anti-globalism movements and poison the Left with mindless nonsense.
The scene in LA about Barbie getting all this male attention and getting her ass slapped in public could be 100% realistic, but only if they set it in a Middle Eastern nation. Which they wouldn't dare do for obvious reasons.
There were about 40 threads on 4chinz today about a gang of poos graping women in India. Imagine if Barbie and Ken went to India, they'd both get gang graped.
Well, here we see Middle Eastern haters, it won't happen, they would stare at you instead. Are you one of those people, who wants women to throw away their hijab because of "muh freedom and wahmen being oppressed"? Keep dreaming my friend
From a country in middle east here. If someone did that to a woman in middle east he will be beaten to a pulp in the street. Be a critical thinker and don't fall for the stereotypes that your media publish about middle east and other countries overall. Have some respect mate.
IDK man, this movie was actually secretly based. The Ken's take over easily and the Barbies seem even happier when they have to be submissive to the Kens.
@@sandwichmaker9000 I mean, children don't exist in their world, they CAN'T have children, so I don't see that as a valid point. Even if they could, you're basically saying their turn towards a better future isn't based because it hadn't happened yet.
Ryan Gosling reportedly took the role after seeing his daughters ken doll face down in the mud saying he realized at that moment "kens story must be told" Ryan Gosling also said in an interview "theres something in this movie for the kens" Ryan purposely frames ken as a representation of the modern man. In the story Ryan discovers patriarchy, and starts to develop into someone who's confident and wants a job. He grows independent and attempts to free the men of his world as a leader. This is Ryan Gosling telling us to stand up for ourselves and retake our lives, he purposely hijacked the Barbie movie to make Ken as likable as possible and potray him as the true protagonist. In a way his role as Ken is just as “literally me” as all his other roles. Hes completely eclipsed Barbie as viewers favorite part of the movie, stealing the show from Barbie in her own movie. Bravo Ryan Gosling you really are our guy.
_"he realized at that moment "kens story must be told" Ryan Gosling also said in an interview "theres something in this movie for the kens" Ryan purposely frames ken as a representation of the modern man."_ *Jesus fxcking Christ this dude is such a cuck. Not only am I sure he meant that sarcastically and even if he didn't, no man wanted Ken's story told either lol. We we playing with ACTUAL man toys like G.I. Joe. You know, the fxcking heroes out protecting people, fighting dangers? Hearing more about him makes question if Gosling being "literally me" was a long psyop attempt for this moment? To have him play Ken and brainwash ignorant men into identifying with Ken.* _"This is Ryan Gosling telling us to stand up for ourselves and retake our lives, he purposely hijacked the Barbie movie to make Ken as likable as possible and potray him as the true protagonist."_ *WOW! I literally didn't read this section of your comment when I typed the other. HOLY $HIT you're literally proving my point lol. Yeah no, you're conditioned my dude, wake up.* _"In a way his role as Ken is just as “literally me” as all his other roles."_ *Yeah no. And he's lost that status.* _"Hes completely eclipsed Barbie as viewers favorite part of the movie, stealing the show from Barbie in her own movie. Bravo Ryan Gosling you really are our guy."_ *Burh, you're so brainwashed or just REALLY bad at lying lol. We're not being tricked.*
Well even if that's the case, he failed. Whoever watches this shit will soak in the propaganda, and whoever liked Gosling will now see him as a sellout.
I sincerely hope that's true. He seems a decent enough actor, and I don't usually see him join up with woke spewing trash... Maybe he was inwardly seething through the whole thing, and forcing alterations to his part? We can all hope and dream. I don't want him to be a traitor, I genuinely like his work...
unfathomably based for even knowing What the organization is my dude. I'm a relic from those days and honestly its surprising how many Anti-woke/feminist men even know they exist. More men gotta realize that the only way to fight feminist extremism is with male extremism of their own. Anything less is a losing game.
The original Barbie doll itself is anti motherhood. It glorifies the sexual maturity of a woman, not to mention all the skimpy outfits that come with it. Before then it was babydolls to give the child a simple idea of motherhood to help enhance that instinct at an early age. The trailer for the film opens with little girls smashing their old dolls in a weird cinematic fashion. “Screw motherhood, look at this beautiful attractive woman who’s not afraid to show it off, be like her instead. The cherry on top is that the original creator of the doll was part of a certain ethic group.
“But muh beauty standards”. Imagine thinking that by giving a young boy an action man figure as a present, you’re telling him that he must be jacked by age 16. Action figures/Barbie dolls are just caricatures of desirable traits, and if you really find it “problematic” that beauty is inherently desirable or just a good thing then you are a LOST person with no morals.
@@shazmodeus2795 they sure seem polorized in many different fields, ranging from far right ideology, maxism, banking, hollywood, politics, law, psychology, far leftism, wokeism, marxism, art. but don't notice anything or else you might be doing the wrong type of thinking.
@@shockshplock3480never implied beauty is a bad thing, but implanting the idea of flaunting your figure into young girls instead of motherhood gives them the wrong priorities at such an early age.
The positive message is apparently that Ken stops simping for Barbie and learns to be his own person, as if that’s still not the whole “strong independent woman who don’t need no man” mentality but in reverse
What if Ryan Gosling committed to doing the role with the foresight that the level of wokeness would achieve such critical levels that it would unintentionally sabotage itself and he could steal Margot & co's thunder as the favorite role? Even if he's not the most based himself, he cares about fame and notoriety, and it doesn't take a genius to see that Ken is the most likable and understandable character in the entire film.
At least birds of prey and ghostbusters were honest in their marketing about being woke feminist garbage but Barbie was hiding it trying to look like a normal movie for the entire family.
I remember James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) said when he saw the previews that Ghostbusters was gonna suck and libs screeched because he dared to say it.
@@PaperBanjo64 He didn't even imply in any way that he wasn't going to watch it because of 'muh feminisms' or whatever. All he said was that the new one looks so terrible that it ruined the entire franchise for him. Sensitive weirdos started putting words in his mouth so that they could attack him.
Or just respect _its_ pronouns by addressing _it_ as _"it."_ Because by playing this stupid game, _it_ has rendered _itself_ less than what _it_ actually is _and_ what _it_ pretends to be.
@@Xbalanque84calling transformers it is dehumanizing which is arguably even worse, but it is what they chose after all, if it isn't the consequences of their actions catching up.
@@lordcrusader861 Which is entirely my point. _Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!_ The only exception I make is for Ts who can actually comport themselves with a bare minimum of class and tact, aka _being genuinely respectable._ I only "respect the chosen pronouns" of *those individuals I can actually respect.* And I can count such individuals on one hand.
Michael Cera's role was unintentionally done since it's a females view on "non-ken" men and how even in a fantasy setting, their seen as a "discontinued product".
@@niggardlylad2008 was thinking the same thing until another comment pointed out the "midge" character is his pregnant wife in lore lol. Either way, the casting choice was definitely intentional.
god the way they just shitted on ken and he didnt even get a kiss at the end pissed me off so much. the best part of the film was when the patriarchy was installed but they took away so fast it just makes me want to throw the director into a woodchipper
@@sisygambis.phew, but still why torture yourself. Are you a Bronie or something. His excuse was he's a reviewer. I have to question anyones sanity, wellbeing, that would actually choose to watch such shit
Funny thing i think this movie led to my recent breakout...went to see it with my newest ex and she loved it i hated it,and pointed out why she kinda got offended that i pointed out how dumb new Hollywood is compared to old...and we kinda broke up...i mean we were like together for 2 weeks so its not a biggie but i felt like this movie was the reason lol
Ryan Gosling, John Cena and the rest of the men who acted also need to be blamed. They knew about the ideology being promoted and still decided to take part in it. They knew that this movie would portray men so badly and still acted in it. Ultimately me and everyone who watched this trash also need to be blamed, even if we were fooled by marketing.
Awwwwww muffin, did your man crushes do something for money you don't agree with?😢 Wonder how much sleep they will lose over this role you dont like? Probably not nearly as much as you...
BarbieLand is actually pretty close to reality with the exception of who actually does the work. My phone keeps giving me emergency updates on Women's soccer like they were Amber Alerts..
So Ken is the main villain of the movie, and bint director further proves that deep down, women especially feminists really want to be dominated by men either by nuclear family traditional way or the 50 shades way, because you will never find a movie where a woman writes females as equal to men.
What's wrong that with that? Transformers, GI Joe, He-Man, TMNT, all existed to sell toys. A good movie is a good movie. This is a travesty of a movie, but not because it's about Barbie.
Seeing some of these scenes, it’s amazing that some people tried to claim that they are actually subtlety mocking the things in the scene. That diatribe by the little brat is what the director believes.
Every line and "joke" in this movie slowly kills what tiny left remaining I have of my soul. Hearing people even sort of snort laugh to the "beach off" joke makes me want to blow my brains out. I can't explain in words just how soul deadening painful that was... All I can say is I'm as least dying one minute shorter.
How would Barbie be able to ask the Corporate guys if she could go to the bathrooms if it was already established in Barbie world that they don't have genitals?
I think we should try claiming the movie for ourselves. I am a proud Kenservative Ultramaga Chudlette, and I will _never_ be shamed for my views in this world.
Totalitarian societies always pathologize their opponents. In Soviet Russia, they would diagnose people with "sluggish schizophrenia" for not being good little party members. Don't internalize their definition of who you are. They are liars who serve the father of lies.
@@Blaze72sH The Jesus Keanu Reeves mix ? Idk never saw him outside of memes so dunno what his usual opinions are, but Synthetics Reviews are different then the usual ones from people like drinker
This paints women in a really, really bad light. If I never saw a woman before in my life, and someone showed me this movie, I would never want to talk to or even see a women.
The Barbie Movie exists so apologists can point to it as 'a true example of woke propaganda' while dismissing all the more subtle propaganda in literally everything else -especially video games. So now whenever something isn't as blatant as Barbie they will tell you it's all just in your little chud head.
I hate to say it, but you're probably right. The Overton Window will shift again, and there will be even more comments on this channel saying I'm reading into things too much. Normies have to be bludgeoned over the head with "the message" to get it.
Luckily, my next review will be Baldur's Gate 3 which will be pozzed to hell and back so it shouldn't be to hard to show off how "Woke" it is.
@@SyntheticMan I've been through it lately in my own sphere. It's annoying sure, but normies and newbies don't care about their own opinions so you mustn't either.
Also, kudos for breaking Mauler.
@@SyntheticManhyped for that review because that game looks like absolute dogshit, genuinely can't see how boomer gamers are exited for it on writing basis alone
@@Marcara081 He broke him? What happened?
@SyntheticMan Looking forward to your BG3 review. Hopefully, you're wrong about it being pozzed. The early access was anything but.
Considering how the Kens are treated, no wonder some of them transitioned into Barbies...
So true lol
Installed a Polly Pocket.
Literally the incel to trans pipeline.
^ figuring out why trans women get so much fanfare
Art imitates life
I thought it was funny that Barbieworld, which is apparently populated by "strong wahmen/Barbies", was able to be brought down by Ken in a single day. Probably not intended to be a joke, but there it is.
"If a man isn't busy simping, he can take down gods" - Sun Tzu, Art of War
It's all allegory for how easy it is to repeal 19.
"If you have a man and a 100 women, you can have a society.
If you have a 100 men and a woman, you can't."
Paraphrasing, I don't remember the source either, unfortunately.
@@ClarkCanSomeone is definitely going to make a sex joke about this. Thank goodness it is not me.
Specifically, by Ken *_asserting his own/men's fundamental humanity_* and *_encouraging people of both sexes to settle down and start families together._* Pure insanity.
The irony with movies like this is that most of the audiences end up sympathizing with the "villain", and whilst the "Kenergy" memes are cringey as all hell, they are rather telling.
Because the villains actually have charm, generally say funny shit, and have a point. Ken proves Barbieland aka Feminist Utopia is trash unlike Barbie who did nothing.
We are Kenough. ✊😩
I support Kenenism
"kenergy" is very cringe but the fact ken is the only thing most people care to talk about the movie is fucking hilarious to me , I have rather a rather feminist and liberal family and whenever my family brings up the film I just need to mention ken and boom like clockwork I no longer need to hear how barbie is somehow empowering to women they just talk about ken I love it.
ken rights activists.
"We're not allowed to say it's too hard, and nobody ever gives us a medal or says thank you!"
Seriously, what f&$king world are these writers living in? I can't go 5 seconds without someone telling me how all women are amazing.
That’s what happens when they live in online echo chambers playing Oppression Olympics instead of interacting with the real world.
Yep that speech was not nessasery
My wife, her boyfriend Tyrone, and their racially mixed trans kids all said it was the best movie ever !
The only way Tyrone would enjoy this movie is if his boyfriend also went with them.
OMG, my wife's boyfriend, Jamal, and her son, Jamal Jr. also loved the movie! I asked him: "What did you think of the movie?" and he said "Shoot yo face waite kraka!". I think it means that he liked the movie!
I dropped off my wife, her boyfriend and thier kids to see it too before work.
Javon'Tay and thier Trans children LOVED IT. Now he wants me to buy them a barbie doll house.
@@gokigenyou9524I’m black and this is funny 😂😂
Adam22 is that you?
In a nutshell, this film was made for alcoholic women in their late 30s/ early 40s who haven’t gotten married and are extremely bitter as a result
Lol. Spinsters. They get fat and ugly and then blame the world for Their own demise.
That'S why Grace Randolph has this movie in her best movies of all time list.
So,Chelsea Handler?
and their 5 cats.
When you put it like that, creating the Barbie movie was a great business decision. There are lots of alcoholic women in their late 30s/ early 40s who haven’t gotten married, and there's lots of money to be made by appealing to them.
Barbie isn't a pro woman movie, it's an anti man movie.
The closest thing to an actual feminist is Ken. Why? Radical Feminism started off being negative about men the way Ken was about Barbies.
You here, bro?
It’s anti-real female too at the end of the day, because feminism destroys both.
Remember, first wave feminism gave women the vote.
If you think women should vote, then you're a feminist.
Which is why you shouldn't.
I'm going to make an idiotic comment saying: the difference is the same.
I really don't understand this thing where women complain about unreasonable beauty standards requiring them to be anorexia-thin. That is something that comes from the fashion industry, which is run by homossexuals. If you want to see what most men want, just look at strippers and porn stars, who often have a lot more meat in them than supermodels. Sure, men don't want obese women, that's a whole different issue. Regardless, I never see any of these women complain about _men_ being held to this or that standard such as 6', etc.
Good points, but real men avoid strippers, since they are often hookers or bi, and porn stars are often trafficked captives.
Men generally are attracted to diner girls who wait on them, Bakery staff, and donut shop window staff. These women are often friendly, kind and open to being chatted with.
You are asking Cluster-Bs to be rational. That is a fool's errand.
"...just look at strippers and porn stars..."
Dude, we don't want our women to look like trashy tatted-up damaged goods with bolted-on melons and daddy issues either. Ladies, it's very simple. Just don't be fat slob and don't have a chip on your shoulder with regards to immutable sex-based characteristics. Remember, it's men AND women, not men VS women.
Actually, I do enjoy using porn stars as a reference; for one thing, porn is honest, in the sense that whatever people SAY, what they masturbate to is clearly their true feelings. And second, porn stars are very varied--90-pound chick with no tits, to meaty women who are medically considered overweight, to chicks with dicks, are all popular. Look at the top 100 on a porn site, and it's not all the same looks, or some kind of hierarchy; you'll see that #2 will be 50 pounds heavier than #3, but with smaller tits than #4, etc. It's a complete mix of body types. All men really care about is that you TRY to look good; if you are fat, greasy, unwashed, with resting bitch face, no one wants to fuck you. But otherwise, just put a modicum of effort in, and men will find you attractive. Of course, there are still going to be hotter women than you, but men will still find you attractive, and some men will find your imperfections hotter than more perfect women.
But I guarantee you these fat chunkers demand a buff 6'0 tall man with a big penis, women are allowed to have standards of what they want in a man but men aren't.
And Greta Gerwig will be making 2 Netflix Narnia movies after Snow Brown and the Seven drifters. I’m sure we can expect an accurate and faithful retelling of Lewis’s work.
I cant wait for christians to start seething lmao
@@user-yl4lf9mh1wShe will edit the islamophobia, add a brown guy, replace Jesus with female with Lucifer analogy, and we will have a gae scene.
Wow, it's like what happened with the Witcher. Give creative authority to people who aren't fans and hate everything the franchise represents.
Christians have gone full woke too. They'll love it
@@user-yl4lf9mh1w Greta gerwig burner account spotted
This film just proves how easy it is to manipulate people. Am I the only one who actually knew exactly what kind of film this was going to be just from that first main trailer alone? Have people gotten so dumb that they still haven't learned a single damned thing? It's the same with people saying that "The Boys isn't woke". People that end up rooting for Ken, Homelander, Soldier Boy, John Walker, and so on in their respective shows is so tragic, especially when they start creating this delusion of "but they're well-written characters that aren't meant to be all that bad". Bro, watch a single interview from the creators, writers, showrunners, and so on. That's all you need to really figure out how much they hate you.
Finally someone with a brain
The funny thing is, even though they're copium addicts, they are right. Those characters are the best aspects of their shows/films. What's sad is that the showrunners hate the people so much that it was done unintentionally. For example, I rewatched S2 of The Boys, this time actively noting down every time Stormfront said something objectively wrong.
The tally was 0 by the time Ryan lasered her. She literally didn't speak a single lie about the whole "white race" obsession shtick the showrunners gave her. And yet they presented her as this delusional raving madwoman. Scary, isn't it?
James Gunn is an example of those people and he's a man. He never really cared for superheroes or what courage means to men and people all around. Even if you like that one film with Rainn Wilson, that's still just one superhero film out of the many he could have got right. He just wanted money and fame like so many of these personalities and types do and they're willing to soil the bottom of the chain to get it. He even mistreated all the women guests in a reality show. Don't forget he's a member of the J tribe. Don't watch his films, shows or any of his productions anymore. It sucks he's in charge of the DC cinematic or animations department this time. I wouldn't be surprised either if our Greta Gerwig is a "cult" member herself, I mean for starters she's part German and Irish and Gunn is also Irish. The Germans have their own Js. Irish too. Schizo tangent over.
"B-but bro u dont understand they're literally like me!"
@@borderlinebased Yup. More so conformity.
"Landwales wondering why they cant lose weight when They drink a 1,500 calorie starbucks frappucino every morning." A perfect encapsulation of modern women.
No bitches?
No accountability.
I hate how america ruined cofee
@@pikminologueraisin2139facts too much bullshjt per cup. Keep it simple and homemade.
@@Masaki-1334fr I just make my own coffee at home, keeping it simple with a nespresso, milk, and sugar. None of the other fake garbage added in.
Of course this movie is for women over 30, i.e. likely the last generation to even play with Barbie dolls in their childhood in any significant number. Kids nowadays are given smartphones or tablets for entertainment instead of toys from what I'm seeing. Point is, this movie is another nostalgia-baiting cash grab made for woke millennials and no one else.
There's no way someone in the writing room wasn't taking the piss when they pitched this story. It's so unapologetically mask off about how twisted the ideology behind modern feminism is that someone on staff had to have know exactly what they were doing. I mean - God damn - the moral of the story ends up being "keep doing things you know are wrong just because other people are doing them".
Funnier still, when viewed from any lens other than that of the most insane feminist, the movie goes out of its way to paint Ken as the oppressed hero and Barbie as a spiteful and megalomaniacal misandrist. There is no way in hell that's a mistake.
Feminism has always been sick and twisted.
You would be shocked how high on their own farts that leftist pedowood writers are and how little self awareness they actually have.
No I think everyone behind this movie really is so delusional that they live in a paralell dimension. Except the marketing team,they might have functional frontal lobes (emphasis on might).
If the last decade and change has taught me anything, it's that narcissists have less than no self awareness or sense of irony. _Especially Cluster-Bs like Robbie and this director._ Seen this pattern too many times (especially in Robbie's previous film projects) to assume anything other than that they genuinely believe in the message they're pushing, and that they are too dumb to see how bad it makes them look.
Evil cannot comprehend good.
that moral is the most important one in modern society besides: "don't think for yourself. just do what someone superior to you tells you to without question."
We live on Animal Farm. everyone talks about Orwell's 1984, but it was Animal Farm we were headed towards the whole time. constant rewrites of the rules with sheep bleating at anyone who dissents and more and more people being silenced. soon Boxer will be sent to the glue factory and once they've taken our guns away, that's it. Boxer/the guns were the main thing still keeping the Pigs in check.
If I wanted to see misandrists, I wouldn't pay for a movie ticket, I would go to a local Starbucks or college campus.
Or just watch the view
@@unnamed715 Nah, seeing them in person is more fun.
@@unnamed715Watching the view would be literal hell on earth.
@@unnamed715woah chill Satan!
All the liberal arts and gender studies students 😂
What I’m hearing is that this movie went so hard into misandry that it comes full circle into misogyny, as the main plot around the kens seems to be a retelling of the 19th amendment, except with women in power they yielded nothing to men where as in the patriarchy we made them equals. The lack of self awareness is absolutely hilarious.
They wouldn't be NPCs if they were self-aware after all.
Petty much.
Women were the first to get the right to vote with no obligation attached (like being drafted, etc)
@@thibaldus3men still don’t have an inherent right, you still sign up for the draft when you vote as an 18 year old guy.
If we lived in a matriarchy it probably would've taken men twice as long to get the right to vote assuming men actually get rights at all. They could very well end up being just like ken in the barbie movie...just an accessory, totally useless, basically an NPC.
If we truly lived in a patriarchy a movie like this wouldnt even be a concept
I am not in the US. If the woman are so adamant that it is patriarchy over there why not just let them have it?
In other words patriarchy would be great.
Which would be a good thing. in a non tyrannical way of course.
If men and women both got on board with patriarchy, that would be a good thing.
As a woman I agree
We do truly live in a patriarchy in some country’s it’s worse than in others and in country’s like the USA it’s not so bad but the fact that the USA never had a female President is telling enough isn’t it
Bro, I couldn't sit through this atrocity of a movie, thanks for doing this Synth
It doesnt need to be said but its always mind blowing that the same "anti capitalists" that seethe over a pretty doll or video game character are passionately in favor of onlyfanss
Onlyfans gets a pass because it's degenerate, and mainstream is about pushing that sadly now
It's because wamyn are staunch, cold-hearted, cut-throat capitalists when it comes to selling "saxophones". They just want socialism and regulation when it comes to competitive markets where men have the advantage.
Onlyfans is a result of capitalism, because capitalism is so fucked up people have to sell images of their bodies, do you REALLY not see the problem with that 💀
@porter9494you're right that is sad that someone's mother wouldn't love their child. That's actually shameful on the mother's part and it is really sad that men have to pay women for love. Good points
So they hate when men make money off sexualizing women who have no say, but they support women being able to make money off sexualizing themselves? Seems pretty straight forward bro.
What really puzzles me is the same men who hate only fans girls are porn addicts who rage over women who dare not be hypersexualized. Have you seen what they've said about Aloy? Truly bizarre.
It was so woke that it actually became anti-feminist and based.
yeah, its basically unintentional satire
Came here to say this. It’s starship troopers for women.
Thoroughly enjoyed it
@@BatePigCenturyIncThe fact that Starship Troopers satire was intentional and this wasn't is hilarious.
... should be renamed 'You'll Own Nothing and Be Happy - The Movie'. Barbieland = America. "Real World" = 3rd world where the toys get made, hence brown wahman is queen. The movie even has a damn kitchen scene with a fake oracle lady JUST like the Matrix movies!? Why are we watching shit like this, if NOT to ridicule & expose it?! Syntheticman is gangster and I love his based community 😎👍
@@TexasHollowEarth meds, chuddy
My girlfriend came back from girls movie night hating the shit out of this movie, when they came out of the theater no girl dared to criticize it in front of the others, avoiding the argument and leaving right after the end. The boyfriends are all telling me right now how each of them hated it all the same. Self imposed woman totalitarianism, we need to speak the truth all always and that shall set us free
Based, but also a good example of female groupthink in action
fake story
@@rosecoloredboy6319yeah, I'm sure you were there to confirm that
because i know a lot of people are making up crap to make this movie look bad because there so butt hurt over it lol.@@the_seer_0421
sure no film is for everyone so i expect not everyone to like it but that extreme no ive seen people make up lies about it and do anything they can to destroy a barbie movie hahahahahhahah. i find it hilarious how offended some people are over a barbie movie lol.@@the_seer_0421
this is the type of movie that makes you feel scammed even if you didn't pay money for it and haven't even seen it
I actually didn’t pay money to see it, my uni (ACU) set a screening for free for the students today and I only watched out of curiosity and rumours of it being woke and stuff… for once the rumours were true… this movie does not make me feel good as a man.
@@DavinLeonard-y5b pretty much the goal of the movie
how did the others react to the movie?
@@agbrenv they just laughed, my classmates just laughed and thought it was funny - boys and girls… half the class was boys or at least a big portion - they really liked it and there was about 30-50 of us, I was the only one with another girl that walked out but I suspect I’m the only one that walked out of the movie before the big final scene to retake barbieland because it was just too much for me (other girl kept looking at her watch so I think it was for time reason cause she actually liked the movie)
@@agbrenv Also some of my class mates dressed up a bit in either pink clothing or accessory or in one instance bought like a pink ballerina fluffy thing to put on the waist I don’t know what they are called.
haahhahhahaha your butt hurt and feel like less of a man because of a barbie movie lol. you better be joking dude.@@DavinLeonard-y5b
If the strong intelligent woman arctype was so real, they wouldn't need to insecurely propagandize the public on the daily
Facts
If the battle was over, propaganda would be unecessary.
The archtype is real, but it has never been portrayed in media that claims to portray it. This is straight up propoganda for women to keep them single, spiteful, and mentally unwell, because thats more profitable to the economic machine.
that arctype won't ever be real as long as women are refusing to push the daily grind on a construction site
@@hundkebab2433 Half of women have a meltdown if a moth flies into their house or there's a spider
Why would a raging feminist hate Barbie when she comes from a world dominated and ruled by women where men are treated as subhuman second class citizens?
wahmen always a victim.
The goal of feminism is anti-White.
Ngl I've become anti feminist... i can't take this debasement anymore
Because it never stops. You can always be more feminist.
Just like the jooos
The hatred of men in this movie is crazy it's not even subtle it's the whole damn plot
I wouldn't even say it's hatred. It's just a victim-feminist's fantasy where men chase and dominate them.
ok and you never seen comedy before and dont know how to have fun your mad over a barbie movie lol
@@rosecoloredboy6319 so you call a comedy to hate on someone ?
who is it hating on lol plus comedy is a comedy funny is funny if it makes you laugh that a comedy you think barbie the only movie ever to throw shades at someone or a group of people lol @@akdmehdi
i saw the movie it was fun i had a few laughs then i went home nothing more nothing less im not gonna get butt hurt over a silly barbie movie lol my ego isnt that fragile or butt hurt. lol i think its hilarious how mad people are over a movie lol@@akdmehdi
“Even if it takes a hundred years or more, there will come a day where a voice rises from the depths of the grave and this world will realize the truth… that Ken was right.”
Bam!
Uncle H tried to save us all.
@@macdhomhnaill7721 A hundred years or more eh? Don’t you think your little H would be pointless once most humans are brown skinned due to integration? We the 3 billion strong Chinese communism and Islam would inherit the world. Both little H and liberalism will be forgotten. It would be 1984 for thousands of years.
Don’t you think your H would be pointless once most humans are mixed due to integration? The billions strong CCP communism and Mohammedanism are the future. Eternal 1984.
Americanism 101 right here. Literally pointless since humans would be mostly mixed after a few centuries thus negating the opinions of little H.
Barbie is only recieving so much love because it released the same day Oppenheimer and has Ryan Gosling
No not at all it’s just because of memes nothing more I feel it’s like a big troll
@@TheGreatJamer You're both right.
wrong people are actually enjoying the movie god forbid people enjoy a movie you dont like big wow@@TheGreatJamer
wrong or manybe people are just enjoying the movie you dont make over a billion dollars without people enjoying the movie @@redman9493
@@rosecoloredboy6319we get it. You are a barbie Stan. Anything new to add?
In all honesty, Hollywood can stay on strike permanently with garbage writing like this. There's more than enough great movies and videogames from the past to hold us over for a lifetime of entertainment
Exactly!
They are awful
This isn't simply "garbage writing". This is a long-running campaign to destroy western civilization.
Just watched Boss Level and Upgrade recently and they were pretty entertaining and not over produced lecturing slop that P3dowood pushes out nowadays.
@@AronHallan There's no need for me to watch anything new, there's plenty of great movies from the past. I have a gigantic walk-in closet, and DVDs are so cheap they are practically being given away on eBay with free shipping. Every now and then I just purchase a few classics, and over the years that adds up to a massive collection. Even if I watch 3 movies a day, which I don't but let's say I did, it would take me over two years to restart the collection.
Women think bitching about their problems will solve them. This is because they have done this for thousands of years, and men solved their issues for them.
It's time to stop.
I will be fair and say that was once the only method they generally HAD to solve their problems; couldn't vote, fight, own too much property, be head of household, etc (depending on which specific culture we are talking about). They HAD to operate through men. That said, they wanted autonomy, got it, and still complain--they are the MAJORITY of voters but still say nearly all politicians are women-hating cavemen.
They used to get slap, and still do in many parts of the world when they act bratty
i honestly believe men back in the day wouldn't let woman vote or own property etc because they knew this is what it would lead to
men ain’t shit
For as woke as this movie is it’s impressive how well the marketing hid its wokeness
Honestly!
It’s called the ole bait and switch.
They did the equivalent Of mixing rat poison with strawberry jam. And It was the actors and the director herself the ones who didn't shut up about how woke that movie is.
I guess I'm the rare person that actually saw right through the marketing. That's why I'm not at all surprised with how the film turned out. I'm more surprised with how effective the marketing ended up being. Like are people really that dense?
@ChoclateSwirlllow IQ people can't see it by now lol
this movie is causing quite the uproar arround here,some people can clearly see the misandry while other people think the movie is fine and think that the fact that people are pissed off with the misandry is somehow good or is a misinterpretation.
Normies, not even once
@@checkthisout7616 Make Gate Keeping Great Again!
This movie is the definition of "it's okay when women do it."
Imagine if men made a movie about how we can't be empowered unless women aren't allowed to make any decisions or handle any "important" work.
They cannot make a movie like that. It would trigger protests by the radicals in the Islam world, who did exactly that.
It's actually women adhering to their real-life role: They can be bitchy and cruel because men, being the stronger and more stoic ones, can take it.
Unfortunately, we always "took it" because it was understood that they didn't _actually_ hate us.
Well. . . winds are changing.
@@Selrisitaiur an incel for sure 🤣
@@frado9194 I have a girlfriend and we have plenty of sex. She also agrees with me, here.
Would you like to try another response? I'm happy to debate the subject. The truth is on my side, so I've no fear whatsoever.
@@Selrisitai wtf is wrong with you xD
“…but call Barbie a homewrecker and see how she recoils. I’ve been found out. Gradually I began to ghost them.” - austrian “literaly me” actor
You know what's infuriating about this film? It had quite possibly the best opportunity to teach all of these young girls the value of both women AND men. But instead the creators allowed their self inflicted imaginary hatered for "the patriarchy" to push a misandry agenda on everyone.
Feminism hasn't been about equality for the longest time. I'm only surprised that they want to show no subtlety.
Men are only useful to women when they need comfort, thats all, when they get what they want they throw man away like used torch.
@@geniuskhan1337 it never was. It was just another tool to digragate white society.
The writers probably hit the wall, discovered no men would do more than sleep with them, and decided to write this movie.
They will still live alone with 20 cats and drink boxed wine into eternity.
I don't think they are allowed to make good movies for both genders in this current era
Too many guys are going to the movie "ironically" , literally funding a propaganda flick and encouraging filmmakers to make more
You'd be shocked of how many of them were unaware of how woke this travesty would be too. Which i find even more disturbing and eye brow raising.
Yar har
This has been happening for bad movies since forever though. This isn't shocking
To be honest, I thought this movie was entertaining. Maybe bcs I can't relate to it and I don't think too much about it. I think it's just another existensial crisis movie
But not our boy Synth.
i once had a female co-worker pretend that i never taught her a work procedure to attempt to explain why she didnt do her job right - so i got yelled at to 'teach her properly this time" As i'm teaching her the same shit again she gets angry/bored eventually and shouts that "okay okay i already know this, you taught me okay" She never got in trouble for wasting everyone's time, or admitting she lied. But' we're living in a patriarchy.
Avoid women at the workplace. Just avoid them, don't talk to them more than necessary. They brought this on themselves, now let them succeed on their own if they can.
God help her, _for no one else can!_
Sandberg's "Mentor Her" campaign comes to mind.
Bruh.
we had a gender quota hire completely derail a newly formed team, but rather than fire her, they gave her another position with training. you never see that for men, they're fired on the spot.
The daughter in this film is one of the most repellant characters I've ever witnessed.
She has Forspoken energy
@@Hypnotically_Caucasianshe kind of looks like that character too
Bad asf though
Ya'll are delusional lol. Did you even watch the movie? The what about me-ism is crazy.
@@Jon-dav the clip is right there. Why would I need to watch a mediocre film to judge an obnoxious character???You raging sycophant.
The whole Barbieheimer thing is just so telling about our society. We all just want the nukes to drop at this point.
Even more humorous or shall we say predictable is that the creators of the atomic bomb and Barbie are both from the same tribe.
@@Hwite_Knighttbf, I don't hate the bomb. It bought us many good decades of relative peace. Just a shame it's all gonna blow up in our faces.
Russia and burgerland annihilating each other sounds like the best possible outcome for the rest of the world.
@@Hwite_Knightoi vey
@@Hwite_KnightOur eternal enemy.
So yet another children brand gets turned into a you know what to condition younger generation to a certain way of thinking? Just kidding, clearly I forgot to take my meds.
Social engineering in action, it's almost like they want marriage and birth rates to plummet even more, clearly i forgot to take my meds.
but you’re spot on
The fact that it did better than Oppenheimer is a clear example of how we as a society could care less about History and the important things in life. We are really going in the wrong direction.
People typically watch movies to be entertained, not to get a 3 hour long history lesson.
Yeah, I watch films for entertainment
Go read ur history books and let me enjoy ❤
Once I realized Ken was the tragic hero I couldn’t help but laugh at this self-parody of a movie
I am Kenough!
shadiversity reviewed the movie with his wife and they both said it was straight manhating propaganda
It's funny that a guy with "Diversity" literally in his nickname is actually based.
@@beetheimmortal I think it's supposed to be a play on the word "university" and the first part is Shad but you are right that is in the name
@@Armorion Yeah, I guessed that was the case, still a bit funny to me nonetheless. I knew the guy from before as well, he makes good stuff.
Too bad. This could had been a fun campy movie of Barbie and Ken just doing stupid shit and having fun together. Maybe like a road trip movie akin to Dumb and Dumber. You could even make them act in the most stereotypical way, and let the viewers decide whether that's good or bad.
^THIS
The trailer made it look like it was going to be a road trip type movie.
@@ZacharyDarkes skillful deception by design.
Ken walks in on Barbie and tyron ken
Dumb & Dumber a classic silly movie with Carrey.
i mean from the first sequence you can see the propaganda..
Girls having a terrible time playing with their baby dolls. Maybe imagining mothering a child, providing care to a helpless baby and they depict them having a fucking terrible time.
Barbie comes along "no girls, dont be a mother. play with a barbie and be a mindless consumer obsessed with yourselves and your own vanity/looks and materialistic behavior instead".
Honestly kinda disgusting. And thats just the first 5 minutes.
God your life must be so sad for you to get that out of that scene. They were literally just making a joke about how Barbie wasn’t a baby doll, which was the most common thing back then. Get a life.
Being a parent is shit and really no one should do it.
@@ionbing2884wrong? Mommy issues?
@@ionbing2884agreed
Did you see the rest of the movie? They literally talk about the beauty standards of Barbie dolls and how it negatively affected people. Also, any themes in the movie aren’t propaganda, they are themes and progress the anti patriarchy plot as well as parts of the comedy.
Synthetic Man managed to succinctly explain the Barbie movie far better than Rabbi Ben Shapiro.
👍. At least ole Ben dressed like a rebellious 'Ken' for the premier 😎
So rebellious, too bad he couldn't get his wife wet if he tossed a bucket of water on her...
@@TexasHollowEarthya, so "rebellious", shame he couldn't get his wife wet if he tossed a bucket of water on her....
Ya, so "rebellious", shame he couldn't get his wife wet if he tossed a bucket of water at her..
Ben is alright at times. Bit of a stick in the mud though. Guy is ZERO fun.
Ryan gossling was chosen for This humiliation ritual because people on the internet identified with his movies too much.
Unironically true
He’s a sell out and he deserves to be humiliated
YEP
That actually sounds like a plausible hypothesis.
@Xbalanque84 100% this!
Sadly, the director is set to work on a Narnia series on Netflix. Guess the White Witch will be the misunderstood hero, and Aslan is the surprise villain.
when will the madness end? Yes on your last point and it will be ignored by Greta that Aslan is an analogue or metaphor for Christ. Non-religiosity delusions knows no bounds and has no direction, only chaos.
@@dasuero7489 They are not non-religious - they hate God, Christians and everything good and decent. They worship moloch.
@@ninjainnameonly-6902 I'm aware. Part of them are the J tribe and the rest are pretty much occultists or Satanists, and some of their members don't have any idea that they're apart of the cult. Effective brainwashing at play with these elites.
@dasuero7489 OH it won't be ignored. It will be used to mock and demean Christians of course.
@@JohnSmith-cb9hb Is that necessarily a bad or an even worse thing?
The Barbie world, according to my sister's toys, seemed like a strange world where Barbie and her friends live in a nice seeming place that's actually Truman Show-esque. like a controlled environment of some type. Then my toys would invade/discover their world and try to learn about it only later to have to team up with some barbies to fight Galactus and free them from their pink prison.... Maybe I should've made a barbie movie? IDK, shit used to be fun back in the day. Nothing can be fun anymore.
That sounds like an infinitely better movie. Sounds like an actual plot too! Galactus in Barbie world? Take my money
I can't wait to see the hit pieces from the "anti woke" ppl of 2016 who switched up it's gonna be SYNTHETIC MAN THINKS BARBIE IS WOKE?!?!?!
Funny you mentioned "anti woke" people of 2016 since Ethan Van Sciver just defended this movie and is catching some heat for it lol
...What?
@@Xbalanque84 We are not one of the 68 people who speak his rural dialect, it seems. I have no fucking idea what he's even possibly trying to say.
What?
Go outside
My sister went to see this and came home feeling pretty down. She couldn't quite describe why but she said it made her feel empty inside. This movie is like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Total moral inversion tends to do that.
I know how she felt. I was so disappointed. A lot more could have been made of Barbie in the outside world, interacting with ' real ' women for instance. The America Ferriara character ( plus awful daughter) was just boring and superfluous.
Post modern content is meant to make you feel empty inside. Let's say you had Barbie fall in love and find her purpose in life.. it would be popular and easy to do. It's not there for the fact it would make the viewer happy.
Demoralization of the general population is the aim lol
i can explain. she realised her brother is an idiot. she also realised that when she removed all the superficial aspects of her life that she was deluded in believing are important, there was nothing left. good she realised it now, and not after she got married.
The ending of the movie has Barbie get a real vagina and go to a gynecologist, basically stating that the apotheosis of being a woman is having a vagina. But we also have trans doctor barbie in the same movie?
Ermmm sweaty, that's kinda transphobic.
That's a good point
I had this same thought
this means that women can be cis or trans
This is the problem with the Left, the are a collective of various anti-whatevers that unify in a common cause (destroy the white male patriarchy) while they still have conflicts between their own subgroups.
This is where you get things like TERFs and all other infighting.
They will eat themselves up because their combined ideologies have too much self contradiction.
The goal is to mitigate the amount of damage they can do before they implode.
Nah, the trans keep trying to visit gynos expecting normal service.
It's tragic that all this female empowerment will just lead to thousands of bitter lonely cat ladies
All part of the plan
It's the depop plan.
My estimate is tens of millions at least
They want depopulation. The problem is that white people are already a global minority.
That's 100 percent intentional. Depop is a big goal for some
Anyone that doesn't know, Mattel in the late 90s had its first woman CEO and she almost destroyed the company. It was so bad the board actually was about to fire her but she resigned.....she got 50 million in severance pay.
50 million for almost fucking destroying a company
How big was her nose, I wonder.
I mean, golden parachutes are common.
@@charlie1234500 Another Jew hater making it about antisemitism.
@@charlie1234500Did Jew see that? 👃
Its funny how Greta G is in a relationship with Noah Baumbach, who is 15 years older than her, whom she met through being in his movies (so he was her boss) and probably cheated on his wife with her. She is like a female "male feminist".
So basically she slept her way into her job.
I'm not surprised
Jewish over representation
@@guilhermehank4938I'm surprised, she's not attractive
She is a shiksa. She resents not being able to discuss the JQ, it is what drives her to be a feminist. There is all this unquestioned power being abused, she has to blame someone else. Guess who?
Jfl the irony of her. Classic homewrecker move
A movie for subhumans only.
Whenever I see Margot Robbie's face I only see a sociopath.
Oh good, so it's not just me...
Its hilarious how much she was simping over brad pitt lmao to the point she added a kiss that wasn't in the script. Literally the opposite of her character in barbie
Lol I was about to say the same thing
Yeah she got them psycho eyes
She's got a bloody good agent!!@
Barbie Land ironically looks like a dystopian future
Dystopian to us
Paradise to them
And Barbie is the heroine for putting down a slave rebellion.
@@guilhermehank4938horrific, they won't take me alive.
@@guilhermehank4938Wait up, this would make for a great horror movie
😂 it's kinda like the dystopian future of Demolition Man but there it was funny criticism of nineties political correctness...in Barbie it's a woke agenda for the next years to come...😨
"Communist propaganda was not meant to persuade or convince, not to inform but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better." - Theodore Dalrymple
Its a roadmap.
Humiliating male characters, normalizing the degradation of men and encouraging men to humiliate themselves and have no self-respect have all been staples of 'modern culture' for a very long time now, right alongside gynocentric women-worshipping and shameless sycophantic female ego masturbation.
Woke insanity has nothing to do with communism, unless you believe that mega-corporations like Disney, HBO, Amazon, Netflix +1000 more are communist... woke was actually created to destroy anti-globalism movements and poison the Left with mindless nonsense.
I'm guessing these people have never seen 1984
As a woman myself, I found this movie so obnoxious.
The scene in LA about Barbie getting all this male attention and getting her ass slapped in public could be 100% realistic, but only if they set it in a Middle Eastern nation. Which they wouldn't dare do for obvious reasons.
There were about 40 threads on 4chinz today about a gang of poos graping women in India. Imagine if Barbie and Ken went to India, they'd both get gang graped.
YEP LOL
Well, here we see Middle Eastern haters, it won't happen, they would stare at you instead. Are you one of those people, who wants women to throw away their hijab because of "muh freedom and wahmen being oppressed"? Keep dreaming my friend
"she punched a man! Stone her or amputation?"
From a country in middle east here.
If someone did that to a woman in middle east he will be beaten to a pulp in the street.
Be a critical thinker and don't fall for the stereotypes that your media publish about middle east and other countries overall.
Have some respect mate.
IDK man, this movie was actually secretly based. The Ken's take over easily and the Barbies seem even happier when they have to be submissive to the Kens.
Exactly
Men being childless control freaks is not based, stop being a contrarian
@@sandwichmaker9000 what control? the Barbies were still allowed to vote
@@sandwichmaker9000 I mean, children don't exist in their world, they CAN'T have children, so I don't see that as a valid point. Even if they could, you're basically saying their turn towards a better future isn't based because it hadn't happened yet.
Deep down every woman is submissive to chad.
Ryan Gosling reportedly took the role after seeing his daughters ken doll face down in the mud saying he realized at that moment "kens story must be told" Ryan Gosling also said in an interview "theres something in this movie for the kens" Ryan purposely frames ken as a representation of the modern man. In the story Ryan discovers patriarchy, and starts to develop into someone who's confident and wants a job. He grows independent and attempts to free the men of his world as a leader. This is Ryan Gosling telling us to stand up for ourselves and retake our lives, he purposely hijacked the Barbie movie to make Ken as likable as possible and potray him as the true protagonist. In a way his role as Ken is just as “literally me” as all his other roles. Hes completely eclipsed Barbie as viewers favorite part of the movie, stealing the show from Barbie in her own movie. Bravo Ryan Gosling you really are our guy.
_"he realized at that moment "kens story must be told" Ryan Gosling also said in an interview "theres something in this movie for the kens" Ryan purposely frames ken as a representation of the modern man."_
*Jesus fxcking Christ this dude is such a cuck. Not only am I sure he meant that sarcastically and even if he didn't, no man wanted Ken's story told either lol. We we playing with ACTUAL man toys like G.I. Joe. You know, the fxcking heroes out protecting people, fighting dangers? Hearing more about him makes question if Gosling being "literally me" was a long psyop attempt for this moment? To have him play Ken and brainwash ignorant men into identifying with Ken.*
_"This is Ryan Gosling telling us to stand up for ourselves and retake our lives, he purposely hijacked the Barbie movie to make Ken as likable as possible and potray him as the true protagonist."_
*WOW! I literally didn't read this section of your comment when I typed the other. HOLY $HIT you're literally proving my point lol. Yeah no, you're conditioned my dude, wake up.*
_"In a way his role as Ken is just as “literally me” as all his other roles."_
*Yeah no. And he's lost that status.*
_"Hes completely eclipsed Barbie as viewers favorite part of the movie, stealing the show from Barbie in her own movie. Bravo Ryan Gosling you really are our guy."_
*Burh, you're so brainwashed or just REALLY bad at lying lol. We're not being tricked.*
Well even if that's the case, he failed. Whoever watches this shit will soak in the propaganda, and whoever liked Gosling will now see him as a sellout.
I mean, whatever deludes you into watching this trash. Celebrity worship is never a good thing.
I sincerely hope that's true. He seems a decent enough actor, and I don't usually see him join up with woke spewing trash... Maybe he was inwardly seething through the whole thing, and forcing alterations to his part? We can all hope and dream. I don't want him to be a traitor, I genuinely like his work...
Press X to doubt.
The movie is hot garbage. 0/10
Synthetic Man. Are you a barbie girl living in the barbie world? I’m just asking because life in plastic is fantastic…
Can one brush her hair? Or undress her everywhere?
😨
What about imagination? After all, life is your creation.
@@NeathyrCome on Barbie! Let’s go party!
Barbie ended up being an MRA documentary.
It's a documentary on how the media loves misandry.
unfathomably based for even knowing What the organization is my dude. I'm a relic from those days and honestly its surprising how many Anti-woke/feminist men even know they exist.
More men gotta realize that the only way to fight feminist extremism is with male extremism of their own. Anything less is a losing game.
The original Barbie doll itself is anti motherhood. It glorifies the sexual maturity of a woman, not to mention all the skimpy outfits that come with it. Before then it was babydolls to give the child a simple idea of motherhood to help enhance that instinct at an early age. The trailer for the film opens with little girls smashing their old dolls in a weird cinematic fashion. “Screw motherhood, look at this beautiful attractive woman who’s not afraid to show it off, be like her instead. The cherry on top is that the original creator of the doll was part of a certain ethic group.
Ah yes, God's Chosen.
super weird how every negative impact on society is always traced back to them.
“But muh beauty standards”. Imagine thinking that by giving a young boy an action man figure as a present, you’re telling him that he must be jacked by age 16. Action figures/Barbie dolls are just caricatures of desirable traits, and if you really find it “problematic” that beauty is inherently desirable or just a good thing then you are a LOST person with no morals.
@@shazmodeus2795 they sure seem polorized in many different fields, ranging from far right ideology, maxism, banking, hollywood, politics, law, psychology, far leftism, wokeism, marxism, art.
but don't notice anything or else you might be doing the wrong type of thinking.
@@shockshplock3480never implied beauty is a bad thing, but implanting the idea of flaunting your figure into young girls instead of motherhood gives them the wrong priorities at such an early age.
People saying this movie has a "positive message for men" is like saying Birth of a Nation has a positive message for black people.
The positive message is apparently that Ken stops simping for Barbie and learns to be his own person, as if that’s still not the whole “strong independent woman who don’t need no man” mentality but in reverse
@@vomit_girly then how are we supposed to watch it?
@@vomit_girly I get it now, use their arguments against them
@@vomit_girly when they say “it’s just a movie” then use that argument when talking about Birth of a Nation
What if Ryan Gosling committed to doing the role with the foresight that the level of wokeness would achieve such critical levels that it would unintentionally sabotage itself and he could steal Margot & co's thunder as the favorite role? Even if he's not the most based himself, he cares about fame and notoriety, and it doesn't take a genius to see that Ken is the most likable and understandable character in the entire film.
Director Greta Gerwig is married to writer Noah Baumbach who also worked on this film. Check out his early life section
C'mon it doesnt count that guy is only half jewish and btw u are a racist Holocaust denying antisemite for pointing that out.
...What the actual Hell are you getting at?
Always, every single time
@@Xbalanque84The disproportionate amount of small hats in slimy positions
Yep. Chosen tribe.
At least birds of prey and ghostbusters were honest in their marketing about being woke feminist garbage but Barbie was hiding it trying to look like a normal movie for the entire family.
The only reason this movie will make any money is because they tricked people
I remember James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) said when he saw the previews that Ghostbusters was gonna suck and libs screeched because he dared to say it.
@@PaperBanjo64 He didn't even imply in any way that he wasn't going to watch it because of 'muh feminisms' or whatever. All he said was that the new one looks so terrible that it ruined the entire franchise for him. Sensitive weirdos started putting words in his mouth so that they could attack him.
Barbie World looks like literal Hell.
We live in Barbie world literally right now.
Stop calling them “transwomen”. That is a man that calls himself a woman.
Fr.. society actually recognizes dudes cosplaying as women as real women lmao
Or just respect _its_ pronouns by addressing _it_ as _"it."_ Because by playing this stupid game, _it_ has rendered _itself_ less than what _it_ actually is _and_ what _it_ pretends to be.
@@Xbalanque84calling transformers it is dehumanizing which is arguably even worse, but it is what they chose after all, if it isn't the consequences of their actions catching up.
No, she’s a trans woman.
@@lordcrusader861
Which is entirely my point. _Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!_
The only exception I make is for Ts who can actually comport themselves with a bare minimum of class and tact, aka _being genuinely respectable._ I only "respect the chosen pronouns" of *those individuals I can actually respect.* And I can count such individuals on one hand.
As soon as I saw the Slots logo I knew Synth didn't give a single CENT to the overlords! 🤣
Those fucking 1XBet ads from Dubai or some shit, are almost worth paying for the movie itself. ...Almost.
Michael Cera's role was unintentionally done since it's a females view on "non-ken" men and how even in a fantasy setting, their seen as a "discontinued product".
I have a different take,I think his character was meant to be gay and that's why he was a "discontinued/defect product"
Based?
How they are basically "invisible" and their feelings don't matter, basically
@@niggardlylad2008 was thinking the same thing until another comment pointed out the "midge" character is his pregnant wife in lore lol. Either way, the casting choice was definitely intentional.
@@checkthisout7616 true, even in the fighting scene, his character is just used to further the plot without having any real substance.
The ole "you better make six figures and have abs of a God" reality we all suffer through.
I find it ironic and hilarious how the feminist argue against “the patriarchy” all the while becoming what they hate about the patriarchy.
? The matriarchy in the movie at most ignores the men. The patriarchy in the movie has the women as fantasy slaves. How is that the same.
god the way they just shitted on ken and he didnt even get a kiss at the end pissed me off so much. the best part of the film was when the patriarchy was installed but they took away so fast
it just makes me want to throw the director into a woodchipper
Wait, you actually went to see this trash?
@@blacklisted4885 ofc not i pirated just like synth
It's all done to make white women hate white men. Evil
@@sisygambis.phew, but still why torture yourself. Are you a Bronie or something. His excuse was he's a reviewer. I have to question anyones sanity, wellbeing, that would actually choose to watch such shit
based fedposter
Funny thing i think this movie led to my recent breakout...went to see it with my newest ex and she loved it i hated it,and pointed out why she kinda got offended that i pointed out how dumb new Hollywood is compared to old...and we kinda broke up...i mean we were like together for 2 weeks so its not a biggie but i felt like this movie was the reason lol
She gave into the woke messages of this movie
If she’s thinking that was a good representation of what women think of men, these days, then you, my friend, dodged a massive nuke lmao
I'd say you dodged a bullet
You dodged a rocket there, king.
This film is a great filter though, honestly. If she liked it, make like the hardware store: screw, nut, and bolt.
This would've flopped without me in it
Ryan Gosling, John Cena and the rest of the men who acted also need to be blamed. They knew about the ideology being promoted and still decided to take part in it. They knew that this movie would portray men so badly and still acted in it.
Ultimately me and everyone who watched this trash also need to be blamed, even if we were fooled by marketing.
Awwwwww muffin, did your man crushes do something for money you don't agree with?😢
Wonder how much sleep they will lose over this role you dont like? Probably not nearly as much as you...
@@keepthatsameenergy5148nuclear levels of seething
john cena wasnt even in the movie lol
@rwln this thr whole point of this channel is seething lol
@@rosecoloredboy6319yes he was
It’s amazing that the only way these woke writers can make a story is to hate on men besides making a movie that’s good
the movie doesn't hate on men at all, pirate it for yourself. It's actually a pro men story. Like seriously.
They are hateful people, they can't make anything less.
Joos
@@user-yl4lf9mh1w I watched it
@@user-yl4lf9mh1wif that's what you call a "pro-man" story then I've truly lost hope for you.
BarbieLand is actually pretty close to reality with the exception of who actually does the work. My phone keeps giving me emergency updates on Women's soccer like they were Amber Alerts..
SAME WTF lol.
So Ken is the main villain of the movie, and bint director further proves that deep down, women especially feminists really want to be dominated by men either by nuclear family traditional way or the 50 shades way, because you will never find a movie where a woman writes females as equal to men.
The saddest thing is people paid to watch a movie about a doll.
Cuz everything is propagandist shite theyll watch anything not propaganda
What's wrong that with that? Transformers, GI Joe, He-Man, TMNT, all existed to sell toys. A good movie is a good movie. This is a travesty of a movie, but not because it's about Barbie.
Synthetic Man please stay safe I beg of you
Man the marketing did a GREAT job on this one!
Seeing some of these scenes, it’s amazing that some people tried to claim that they are actually subtlety mocking the things in the scene. That diatribe by the little brat is what the director believes.
I'm actually not surprised; I mean, it's SO over the top, SO ridiculous, it is difficult to believe that actual people believe this shit.
I just love that men are so privileged, they have the time to complain about a movie about a doll. 10/10. This video made me laugh!
This whole planet is becoming a sitcom..
Been Clownworld for a long time, just accelerating.
This is exactly how I expected this movie to go and it really makes me question the people I know who said they liked it.
ive seen people i know say this movies is an amazing 10/10
did the microchip activate or something
Hivemind thinking. Praise the current product and don't think too hard or it'll trigger your (((myocarditis)))
(left wing extremist daughter)
(mother works for the FBI)
*Jesus what a twist*
Every line and "joke" in this movie slowly kills what tiny left remaining I have of my soul. Hearing people even sort of snort laugh to the "beach off" joke makes me want to blow my brains out. I can't explain in words just how soul deadening painful that was... All I can say is I'm as least dying one minute shorter.
Awwwwwww, muffin.
go back in the /tv/ thread fren
@@etasjo I don't go on /tv/ lol.
I don't get the beach off joke
How would Barbie be able to ask the Corporate guys if she could go to the bathrooms if it was already established in Barbie world that they don't have genitals?
Because bad joke
Maybe poop joke???
To do her makeup, obviously.
She said she wanted to fix her hair.
@@thebatman4279 how would she know what a bathroom is? They wouldn't need them.
I think we should try claiming the movie for ourselves. I am a proud Kenservative Ultramaga Chudlette, and I will _never_ be shamed for my views in this world.
Women did it to all of our loved IPs. Only fair.
I'm now a Ken rights activist myself
Nah. They can keep it, Ken has never and will never be a popular doll with boys/men. Don't fall for their trick.
Do it, please.
They can call us Kens...but they cannot take our Meeeemes.
Thy Kendom Come.
I just view this movie as a cosmic crime. It's very existence is a blasphemy against the arts, our species, and God.
23:15 even if that rant were accurate (and is not), men are way more forgiving towards women than the other way around
I could make the same garbage argument she did for women and it would make more sense
@@thegamewin100 absolutely
@@thegamewin100 I didn't mean to imply that they were right about it
100 percent
This channel is literally my sanity check to be sure i'm not insane
Totalitarian societies always pathologize their opponents. In Soviet Russia, they would diagnose people with "sluggish schizophrenia" for not being good little party members. Don't internalize their definition of who you are. They are liars who serve the father of lies.
Toy Story 3 is a better Barbie movie
Literally the only Barbie review worth watching
Even Charlie the internet sensation watered down his review.
@@Blaze72sH The Jesus Keanu Reeves mix ? Idk never saw him outside of memes so dunno what his usual opinions are, but Synthetics Reviews are different then the usual ones from people like drinker
@@timhertens8502 yeah it's true even if you put it that way.
Critical Drinker too.
This paints women in a really, really bad light. If I never saw a woman before in my life, and someone showed me this movie, I would never want to talk to or even see a women.
Women don't wanna talk to you anyways 😂😂😂😂😂
@@keepthatsameenergy5148 Aww, u mad that I insulted the feminism movie? Its OK, you'll get over it
Insult it all you want, my comment still stands. It's not ok tho, you won't get over it.
@@keepthatsameenergy5148 you don't even know who I am kid 😆 your comment doesn't stand for shit 😆 🤣 😆 🤣
@@mmaScholar99Nah, I can tell, it's my gift.
This had the biggest shilling campaign on /tv/ in the world