Barbie is the Most Delusional, Hateful, Woke Film I've Ever Seen
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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
- The Barbie Movie is legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's not just woke, but genuinely a poorly written, misandrist propaganda piece. Greta Gerwig is yet another delusional militant feminist who hates men. So, let's dive into this crap film in this review, analysis, whatever.
#barbie #barbiemovie #syntheticman
0:00 Intro
2:21 Act 1
10:47 Act 2
18:55 Act 3
29:05 Conclusion - Ігри
The Barbie Movie exists so apologists can point to it as 'a true example of woke propaganda' while dismissing all the more subtle propaganda in literally everything else -especially video games. So now whenever something isn't as blatant as Barbie they will tell you it's all just in your little chud head.
I hate to say it, but you're probably right. The Overton Window will shift again, and there will be even more comments on this channel saying I'm reading into things too much. Normies have to be bludgeoned over the head with "the message" to get it.
Luckily, my next review will be Baldur's Gate 3 which will be pozzed to hell and back so it shouldn't be to hard to show off how "Woke" it is.
@@SyntheticMan I've been through it lately in my own sphere. It's annoying sure, but normies and newbies don't care about their own opinions so you mustn't either.
Also, kudos for breaking Mauler.
@@SyntheticManhyped for that review because that game looks like absolute dogshit, genuinely can't see how boomer gamers are exited for it on writing basis alone
@@Marcara081 He broke him? What happened?
@SyntheticMan Looking forward to your BG3 review. Hopefully, you're wrong about it being pozzed. The early access was anything but.
It was so woke that it actually became anti-feminist and based.
yeah, its basically unintentional satire
Came here to say this. It’s starship troopers for women.
Thoroughly enjoyed it
@@BatePigCenturyIncThe fact that Starship Troopers satire was intentional and this wasn't is hilarious.
... should be renamed 'You'll Own Nothing and Be Happy - The Movie'. Barbieland = America. "Real World" = 3rd world where the toys get made, hence brown wahman is queen. The movie even has a damn kitchen scene with a fake oracle lady JUST like the Matrix movies!? Why are we watching shit like this, if NOT to ridicule & expose it?! Syntheticman is gangster and I love his based community 😎👍
@@TexasHollowEarth meds, chuddy
The irony with movies like this is that most of the audiences end up sympathizing with the "villain", and whilst the "Kenergy" memes are cringey as all hell, they are rather telling.
Because the villains actually have charm, generally say funny shit, and have a point. Ken proves Barbieland aka Feminist Utopia is trash unlike Barbie who did nothing.
We are Kenough. ✊😩
I support Kenenism
"kenergy" is very cringe but the fact ken is the only thing most people care to talk about the movie is fucking hilarious to me , I have rather a rather feminist and liberal family and whenever my family brings up the film I just need to mention ken and boom like clockwork I no longer need to hear how barbie is somehow empowering to women they just talk about ken I love it.
ken rights activists.
“…but call Barbie a homewrecker and see how she recoils. I’ve been found out. Gradually I began to ghost them.” - austrian “literaly me” actor
I really don't understand this thing where women complain about unreasonable beauty standards requiring them to be anorexia-thin. That is something that comes from the fashion industry, which is run by homossexuals. If you want to see what most men want, just look at strippers and porn stars, who often have a lot more meat in them than supermodels. Sure, men don't want obese women, that's a whole different issue. Regardless, I never see any of these women complain about _men_ being held to this or that standard such as 6', etc.
Good points, but real men avoid strippers, since they are often hookers or bi, and porn stars are often trafficked captives.
Men generally are attracted to diner girls who wait on them, Bakery staff, and donut shop window staff. These women are often friendly, kind and open to being chatted with.
You are asking Cluster-Bs to be rational. That is a fool's errand.
"...just look at strippers and porn stars..."
Dude, we don't want our women to look like trashy tatted-up damaged goods with bolted-on melons and daddy issues either. Ladies, it's very simple. Just don't be fat slob and don't have a chip on your shoulder with regards to immutable sex-based characteristics. Remember, it's men AND women, not men VS women.
Actually, I do enjoy using porn stars as a reference; for one thing, porn is honest, in the sense that whatever people SAY, what they masturbate to is clearly their true feelings. And second, porn stars are very varied--90-pound chick with no tits, to meaty women who are medically considered overweight, to chicks with dicks, are all popular. Look at the top 100 on a porn site, and it's not all the same looks, or some kind of hierarchy; you'll see that #2 will be 50 pounds heavier than #3, but with smaller tits than #4, etc. It's a complete mix of body types. All men really care about is that you TRY to look good; if you are fat, greasy, unwashed, with resting bitch face, no one wants to fuck you. But otherwise, just put a modicum of effort in, and men will find you attractive. Of course, there are still going to be hotter women than you, but men will still find you attractive, and some men will find your imperfections hotter than more perfect women.
But I guarantee you these fat chunkers demand a buff 6'0 tall man with a big penis, women are allowed to have standards of what they want in a man but men aren't.
Barbie isn't a pro woman movie, it's an anti man movie.
The closest thing to an actual feminist is Ken. Why? Radical Feminism started off being negative about men the way Ken was about Barbies.
You here, bro?
It’s anti-real female too at the end of the day, because feminism destroys both.
Remember, first wave feminism gave women the vote.
If you think women should vote, then you're a feminist.
Which is why you shouldn't.
I'm going to make an idiotic comment saying: the difference is the same.
Considering how the Kens are treated, no wonder some of them transitioned into Barbies...
So true lol
Installed a Polly Pocket.
Literally the incel to trans pipeline.
^ figuring out why trans women get so much fanfare
Art imitates life
I hate Barbie Movie and I m female
I thought what they did to the baby dolls in the beginning of the movie was messed up.
My girlfriend came back from girls movie night hating the shit out of this movie, when they came out of the theater no girl dared to criticize it in front of the others, avoiding the argument and leaving right after the end. The boyfriends are all telling me right now how each of them hated it all the same. Self imposed woman totalitarianism, we need to speak the truth all always and that shall set us free
Based, but also a good example of female groupthink in action
fake story
@@rosecoloredboy6319yeah, I'm sure you were there to confirm that
because i know a lot of people are making up crap to make this movie look bad because there so butt hurt over it lol.@@the_seer_0421
sure no film is for everyone so i expect not everyone to like it but that extreme no ive seen people make up lies about it and do anything they can to destroy a barbie movie hahahahahhahah. i find it hilarious how offended some people are over a barbie movie lol.@@the_seer_0421
In a nutshell, this film was made for alcoholic women in their late 30s/ early 40s who haven’t gotten married and are extremely bitter as a result
Lol. Spinsters. They get fat and ugly and then blame the world for Their own demise.
That'S why Grace Randolph has this movie in her best movies of all time list.
So,Chelsea Handler?
and their 5 cats.
When you put it like that, creating the Barbie movie was a great business decision. There are lots of alcoholic women in their late 30s/ early 40s who haven’t gotten married, and there's lots of money to be made by appealing to them.
My wife, her boyfriend Tyrone, and their racially mixed trans kids all said it was the best movie ever !
The only way Tyrone would enjoy this movie is if his boyfriend also went with them.
OMG, my wife's boyfriend, Jamal, and her son, Jamal Jr. also loved the movie! I asked him: "What did you think of the movie?" and he said "Shoot yo face waite kraka!". I think it means that he liked the movie!
I dropped off my wife, her boyfriend and thier kids to see it too before work.
Javon'Tay and thier Trans children LOVED IT. Now he wants me to buy them a barbie doll house.
@@shazmodeus2795You dudes weird af
Gay
The daughter in this film is one of the most repellant characters I've ever witnessed.
She has Forspoken energy
@@Hypnotically_Caucasianshe kind of looks like that character too
Bad asf though
Ya'll are delusional lol. Did you even watch the movie? The what about me-ism is crazy.
@@Jon-dav the clip is right there. Why would I need to watch a mediocre film to judge an obnoxious character???You raging sycophant.
The hatred of men in this movie is crazy it's not even subtle it's the whole damn plot
I wouldn't even say it's hatred. It's just a victim-feminist's fantasy where men chase and dominate them.
ok and you never seen comedy before and dont know how to have fun your mad over a barbie movie lol
@@rosecoloredboy6319 so you call a comedy to hate on someone ?
who is it hating on lol plus comedy is a comedy funny is funny if it makes you laugh that a comedy you think barbie the only movie ever to throw shades at someone or a group of people lol @@rivaulsan
i saw the movie it was fun i had a few laughs then i went home nothing more nothing less im not gonna get butt hurt over a silly barbie movie lol my ego isnt that fragile or butt hurt. lol i think its hilarious how mad people are over a movie lol@@rivaulsan
I thought it was funny that Barbieworld, which is apparently populated by "strong wahmen/Barbies", was able to be brought down by Ken in a single day. Probably not intended to be a joke, but there it is.
"If a man isn't busy simping, he can take down gods" - Sun Tzu, Art of War
It's all allegory for how easy it is to repeal 19.
"If you have a man and a 100 women, you can have a society.
If you have a 100 men and a woman, you can't."
Paraphrasing, I don't remember the source either, unfortunately.
@@kforge2847Someone is definitely going to make a sex joke about this. Thank goodness it is not me.
Specifically, by Ken *_asserting his own/men's fundamental humanity_* and *_encouraging people of both sexes to settle down and start families together._* Pure insanity.
Funny enough people are idolizing Ken more than the subversive themes of the film. These film makers desperately want you to hate him but inadvertently make him based like Homelander and rorschach.
He's even getting nominated for rewards over the strong independent women XD
The problem with liking Homelander is that just like in the comics he was spoiled, entitled, a rapist and bully who knew he was physically powerful but didn’t understand how little influence or power he had over the world nor how little chance he had of changing it, especially compared to a Billionaire or large corporation. He was just part of the arms race the whole time, the Supes vs. Technology arms race from the comics and he lost.
Homelander says a few edgy things but deep down he is an objectively terrible man who shouldn’t be idolised, and despite his strength he is weak-minded and unsympathetic. He is not based at all.
No way bro just called Homelander, a literal rapist, based
@@shockshplock3480 The real based guy is Soldierboy
homelander is based?? Wtf man, homelander and based in the same concept is like trying to grasp a rounded square. The guy is one the most pathetic, weak man ever displayed on a show, and season 3 just made clear that he's not even that powerful to hold up his "superiority" delusional complex
Of course this movie is for women over 30, i.e. likely the last generation to even play with Barbie dolls in their childhood in any significant number. Kids nowadays are given smartphones or tablets for entertainment instead of toys from what I'm seeing. Point is, this movie is another nostalgia-baiting cash grab made for woke millennials and no one else.
(left wing extremist daughter)
(mother works for the FBI)
*Jesus what a twist*
If I wanted to see misandrists, I wouldn't pay for a movie ticket, I would go to a local Starbucks or college campus.
Or just watch the view
@@unnamed715 Nah, seeing them in person is more fun.
@@unnamed715Watching the view would be literal hell on earth.
@@unnamed715woah chill Satan!
All the liberal arts and gender studies students 😂
What I’m hearing is that this movie went so hard into misandry that it comes full circle into misogyny, as the main plot around the kens seems to be a retelling of the 19th amendment, except with women in power they yielded nothing to men where as in the patriarchy we made them equals. The lack of self awareness is absolutely hilarious.
They wouldn't be NPCs if they were self-aware after all.
Petty much.
Women were the first to get the right to vote with no obligation attached (like being drafted, etc)
@@thibaldus3men still don’t have an inherent right, you still sign up for the draft when you vote as an 18 year old guy.
If we lived in a matriarchy it probably would've taken men twice as long to get the right to vote assuming men actually get rights at all. They could very well end up being just like ken in the barbie movie...just an accessory, totally useless, basically an NPC.
If we truly lived in a patriarchy a movie like this wouldnt even be a concept
I am not in the US. If the woman are so adamant that it is patriarchy over there why not just let them have it?
In other words patriarchy would be great.
Which would be a good thing. in a non tyrannical way of course.
If men and women both got on board with patriarchy, that would be a good thing.
As a woman I agree
We do truly live in a patriarchy in some country’s it’s worse than in others and in country’s like the USA it’s not so bad but the fact that the USA never had a female President is telling enough isn’t it
A movie for subhumans only.
Barbie is only recieving so much love because it released the same day Oppenheimer and has Ryan Gosling
No not at all it’s just because of memes nothing more I feel it’s like a big troll
@@TheGreatJamer You're both right.
wrong people are actually enjoying the movie god forbid people enjoy a movie you dont like big wow@@TheGreatJamer
wrong or manybe people are just enjoying the movie you dont make over a billion dollars without people enjoying the movie @@redman9493
@@rosecoloredboy6319we get it. You are a barbie Stan. Anything new to add?
This film just proves how easy it is to manipulate people. Am I the only one who actually knew exactly what kind of film this was going to be just from that first main trailer alone? Have people gotten so dumb that they still haven't learned a single damned thing? It's the same with people saying that "The Boys isn't woke". People that end up rooting for Ken, Homelander, Soldier Boy, John Walker, and so on in their respective shows is so tragic, especially when they start creating this delusion of "but they're well-written characters that aren't meant to be all that bad". Bro, watch a single interview from the creators, writers, showrunners, and so on. That's all you need to really figure out how much they hate you.
Finally someone with a brain
The funny thing is, even though they're copium addicts, they are right. Those characters are the best aspects of their shows/films. What's sad is that the showrunners hate the people so much that it was done unintentionally. For example, I rewatched S2 of The Boys, this time actively noting down every time Stormfront said something objectively wrong.
The tally was 0 by the time Ryan lasered her. She literally didn't speak a single lie about the whole "white race" obsession shtick the showrunners gave her. And yet they presented her as this delusional raving madwoman. Scary, isn't it?
James Gunn is an example of those people and he's a man. He never really cared for superheroes or what courage means to men and people all around. Even if you like that one film with Rainn Wilson, that's still just one superhero film out of the many he could have got right. He just wanted money and fame like so many of these personalities and types do and they're willing to soil the bottom of the chain to get it. He even mistreated all the women guests in a reality show. Don't forget he's a member of the J tribe. Don't watch his films, shows or any of his productions anymore. It sucks he's in charge of the DC cinematic or animations department this time. I wouldn't be surprised either if our Greta Gerwig is a "cult" member herself, I mean for starters she's part German and Irish and Gunn is also Irish. The Germans have their own Js. Irish too. Schizo tangent over.
"B-but bro u dont understand they're literally like me!"
@@borderlinebased Yup. More so conformity.
Women think bitching about their problems will solve them. This is because they have done this for thousands of years, and men solved their issues for them.
It's time to stop.
I will be fair and say that was once the only method they generally HAD to solve their problems; couldn't vote, fight, own too much property, be head of household, etc (depending on which specific culture we are talking about). They HAD to operate through men. That said, they wanted autonomy, got it, and still complain--they are the MAJORITY of voters but still say nearly all politicians are women-hating cavemen.
They used to get slap, and still do in many parts of the world when they act bratty
i honestly believe men back in the day wouldn't let woman vote or own property etc because they knew this is what it would lead to
men ain’t shit
"We're not allowed to say it's too hard, and nobody ever gives us a medal or says thank you!"
Seriously, what f&$king world are these writers living in? I can't go 5 seconds without someone telling me how all women are amazing.
That’s what happens when they live in online echo chambers playing Oppression Olympics instead of interacting with the real world.
Barbie ended up being an MRA documentary.
It's a documentary on how the media loves misandry.
unfathomably based for even knowing What the organization is my dude. I'm a relic from those days and honestly its surprising how many Anti-woke/feminist men even know they exist.
More men gotta realize that the only way to fight feminist extremism is with male extremism of their own. Anything less is a losing game.
For as woke as this movie is it’s impressive how well the marketing hid its wokeness
Honestly!
It’s called the ole bait and switch.
They did the equivalent Of mixing rat poison with strawberry jam. And It was the actors and the director herself the ones who didn't shut up about how woke that movie is.
I guess I'm the rare person that actually saw right through the marketing. That's why I'm not at all surprised with how the film turned out. I'm more surprised with how effective the marketing ended up being. Like are people really that dense?
It's not subtle to me I could see the female empowerment stuff in the trailer
The Latina mom rant about expections is literally what most young women today hold men by. Fit and healthy, six pack, six figure income, be good with kids, knows how to cook, will not be afraid, must not be bald, must have "good political views", must be there always to listen to her trivial or not, and I can go on. Most men just want women to be healthy and loyal. Thats it. Also men arent getting any thank yous or rewards when they do something chivalrous or keep society running. It also seems that all the worlds problems nowadays are straight white men's fault, even when it isnt. I knew this movie was gonna be shit, but god damn. I thought it was just gonna be for little girls, but no its for the SJW feminist who are insecure about themselves. It really feels like we are in 2016 again.
I guess elites are banking on 2016 becoming a new normal of sorts. Cuckservatives gonna love it of course.
Yup. And some of that is not even modern; men have been expected to go off and die in the mines, or the wars, since the beginning of fucking time, and we get precious little thanks unless we somehow go above and beyond--dying in the line of duty is just expected behavior, and any man NOT trying to murder strangers over some spit of land he's never been to is the lowest of the low. In WWI, women used to go around and publicly harass and humiliate any seemingly able-bodied man they saw, because obviously they were (in today's terms) incels for not joining the army and fighting Germans to save the British bankers' investments on the continent.
But no ladies, tell me again how rough cat-calling is.
@@BWMagus Right "british" bankers.
@@BWMagus So true, so true, and no matter what, o no you have to do these and that and listen to me all the time, and f these modern woman want everithing and men get nothing, and well, what i am amaze is how men, outside those who realize the game is rig, wont start simply not giving an f, but realize normies and simps.
Well if men have to have six pack abs, and have a six figure salary and that, why i cant have a woman with six pack abs and nice breasts, and long hair and healty, o wait hold on, that is fantasy,
@@BWMagus Remind me also about a video, one guy, dont remember here or somewhere else, when she hulk in the serie, telling the hulk, how she have it worst, and the video pause and music start, hello darknes mi old friend, and show all the bs hulk and Bruce banner have in life, from a disfunctioning family, an abusive father, living life with depression, no being able to be with his beloved one, being afraid of killing someone in rage, being persue by armys, and so on and so for, yes she have it hard being cat call
The Barbie world, according to my sister's toys, seemed like a strange world where Barbie and her friends live in a nice seeming place that's actually Truman Show-esque. like a controlled environment of some type. Then my toys would invade/discover their world and try to learn about it only later to have to team up with some barbies to fight Galactus and free them from their pink prison.... Maybe I should've made a barbie movie? IDK, shit used to be fun back in the day. Nothing can be fun anymore.
"Landwales wondering why they cant lose weight when They drink a 1,500 calorie starbucks frappucino every morning." A perfect encapsulation of modern women.
No bitches?
No accountability.
I hate how america ruined cofee
@@pikminologueraisin2139facts too much bullshjt per cup. Keep it simple and homemade.
@@Masaki-1334fr I just make my own coffee at home, keeping it simple with a nespresso, milk, and sugar. None of the other fake garbage added in.
And Greta Gerwig will be making 2 Netflix Narnia movies after Snow Brown and the Seven drifters. I’m sure we can expect an accurate and faithful retelling of Lewis’s work.
I cant wait for christians to start seething lmao
@@user-yl4lf9mh1wShe will edit the islamophobia, add a brown guy, replace Jesus with female with Lucifer analogy, and we will have a gae scene.
Wow, it's like what happened with the Witcher. Give creative authority to people who aren't fans and hate everything the franchise represents.
Christians have gone full woke too. They'll love it
@@user-yl4lf9mh1w Greta gerwig burner account spotted
Barbie World looks like literal Hell.
We live in Barbie world literally right now.
The movie is hot garbage. 0/10
Why would a raging feminist hate Barbie when she comes from a world dominated and ruled by women where men are treated as subhuman second class citizens?
wahmen always a victim.
The goal of feminism is anti-White.
Ngl I've become anti feminist... i can't take this debasement anymore
Because it never stops. You can always be more feminist.
Just like the jooos
It doesnt need to be said but its always mind blowing that the same "anti capitalists" that seethe over a pretty doll or video game character are passionately in favor of onlyfanss
Onlyfans gets a pass because it's degenerate, and mainstream is about pushing that sadly now
It's because wamyn are staunch, cold-hearted, cut-throat capitalists when it comes to selling "saxophones". They just want socialism and regulation when it comes to competitive markets where men have the advantage.
InсеI, i can see why you're so mad. It's obvious that no woman have ever loved you. Not even your own mother. And they never will, unless you pay them to pretend. How sad is that?
Onlyfans is a result of capitalism, because capitalism is so fucked up people have to sell images of their bodies, do you REALLY not see the problem with that 💀
@@porter9494you're right that is sad that someone's mother wouldn't love their child. That's actually shameful on the mother's part and it is really sad that men have to pay women for love. Good points
i mean from the first sequence you can see the propaganda..
Girls having a terrible time playing with their baby dolls. Maybe imagining mothering a child, providing care to a helpless baby and they depict them having a fucking terrible time.
Barbie comes along "no girls, dont be a mother. play with a barbie and be a mindless consumer obsessed with yourselves and your own vanity/looks and materialistic behavior instead".
Honestly kinda disgusting. And thats just the first 5 minutes.
God your life must be so sad for you to get that out of that scene. They were literally just making a joke about how Barbie wasn’t a baby doll, which was the most common thing back then. Get a life.
Being a parent is shit and really no one should do it.
@@ionbing2884wrong? Mommy issues?
@@ionbing2884agreed
Did you see the rest of the movie? They literally talk about the beauty standards of Barbie dolls and how it negatively affected people. Also, any themes in the movie aren’t propaganda, they are themes and progress the anti patriarchy plot as well as parts of the comedy.
The saddest thing is people paid to watch a movie about a doll.
Cuz everything is propagandist shite theyll watch anything not propaganda
What's wrong that with that? Transformers, GI Joe, He-Man, TMNT, all existed to sell toys. A good movie is a good movie. This is a travesty of a movie, but not because it's about Barbie.
this is the type of movie that makes you feel scammed even if you didn't pay money for it and haven't even seen it
I actually didn’t pay money to see it, my uni (ACU) set a screening for free for the students today and I only watched out of curiosity and rumours of it being woke and stuff… for once the rumours were true… this movie does not make me feel good as a man.
@@user-xc3zm7sf5h pretty much the goal of the movie
how did the others react to the movie?
@@agbrenv they just laughed, my classmates just laughed and thought it was funny - boys and girls… half the class was boys or at least a big portion - they really liked it and there was about 30-50 of us, I was the only one with another girl that walked out but I suspect I’m the only one that walked out of the movie before the big final scene to retake barbieland because it was just too much for me (other girl kept looking at her watch so I think it was for time reason cause she actually liked the movie)
@@agbrenv Also some of my class mates dressed up a bit in either pink clothing or accessory or in one instance bought like a pink ballerina fluffy thing to put on the waist I don’t know what they are called.
haahhahhahaha your butt hurt and feel like less of a man because of a barbie movie lol. you better be joking dude.@@user-xc3zm7sf5h
If the strong intelligent woman arctype was so real, they wouldn't need to insecurely propagandize the public on the daily
Facts
If the battle was over, propaganda would be unecessary.
The archtype is real, but it has never been portrayed in media that claims to portray it. This is straight up propoganda for women to keep them single, spiteful, and mentally unwell, because thats more profitable to the economic machine.
that arctype won't ever be real as long as women are refusing to push the daily grind on a construction site
@@hundkebab2433 Half of women have a meltdown if a moth flies into their house or there's a spider
I never had problems with body issues with Barbie. I saw her as an creative fun toy not to be taken seriously.
I find it ironic and hilarious how the feminist argue against “the patriarchy” all the while becoming what they hate about the patriarchy.
Too many guys are going to the movie "ironically" , literally funding a propaganda flick and encouraging filmmakers to make more
You'd be shocked of how many of them were unaware of how woke this travesty would be too. Which i find even more disturbing and eye brow raising.
Yar har
This has been happening for bad movies since forever though. This isn't shocking
To be honest, I thought this movie was entertaining. Maybe bcs I can't relate to it and I don't think too much about it. I think it's just another existensial crisis movie
But not our boy Synth.
You know what's infuriating about this film? It had quite possibly the best opportunity to teach all of these young girls the value of both women AND men. But instead the creators allowed their self inflicted imaginary hatered for "the patriarchy" to push a misandry agenda on everyone.
Feminism hasn't been about equality for the longest time. I'm only surprised that they want to show no subtlety.
Men are only useful to women when they need comfort, thats all, when they get what they want they throw man away like used torch.
@@geniuskhan2520 it never was. It was just another tool to digragate white society.
The writers probably hit the wall, discovered no men would do more than sleep with them, and decided to write this movie.
They will still live alone with 20 cats and drink boxed wine into eternity.
I don't think they are allowed to make good movies for both genders in this current era
Basically, it's Gillette: The Movie.🤮
As a woman myself, I found this movie so obnoxious.
There's no way someone in the writing room wasn't taking the piss when they pitched this story. It's so unapologetically mask off about how twisted the ideology behind modern feminism is that someone on staff had to have know exactly what they were doing. I mean - God damn - the moral of the story ends up being "keep doing things you know are wrong just because other people are doing them".
Funnier still, when viewed from any lens other than that of the most insane feminist, the movie goes out of its way to paint Ken as the oppressed hero and Barbie as a spiteful and megalomaniacal misandrist. There is no way in hell that's a mistake.
Feminism has always been sick and twisted.
You would be shocked how high on their own farts that leftist pedowood writers are and how little self awareness they actually have.
No I think everyone behind this movie really is so delusional that they live in a paralell dimension. Except the marketing team,they might have functional frontal lobes (emphasis on might).
If the last decade and change has taught me anything, it's that narcissists have less than no self awareness or sense of irony. _Especially Cluster-Bs like Robbie and this director._ Seen this pattern too many times (especially in Robbie's previous film projects) to assume anything other than that they genuinely believe in the message they're pushing, and that they are too dumb to see how bad it makes them look.
Evil cannot comprehend good.
that moral is the most important one in modern society besides: "don't think for yourself. just do what someone superior to you tells you to without question."
We live on Animal Farm. everyone talks about Orwell's 1984, but it was Animal Farm we were headed towards the whole time. constant rewrites of the rules with sheep bleating at anyone who dissents and more and more people being silenced. soon Boxer will be sent to the glue factory and once they've taken our guns away, that's it. Boxer/the guns were the main thing still keeping the Pigs in check.
I can't wait to see the hit pieces from the "anti woke" ppl of 2016 who switched up it's gonna be SYNTHETIC MAN THINKS BARBIE IS WOKE?!?!?!
Funny you mentioned "anti woke" people of 2016 since Ethan Van Sciver just defended this movie and is catching some heat for it lol
...What?
@@Xbalanque84 We are not one of the 68 people who speak his rural dialect, it seems. I have no fucking idea what he's even possibly trying to say.
What?
Go outside
The fact that it did better than Oppenheimer is a clear example of how we as a society could care less about History and the important things in life. We are really going in the wrong direction.
Fuck that. Third position this shit instead of choosing between two shitty options.
People typically watch movies to be entertained, not to get a 3 hour long history lesson.
Yeah, I watch films for entertainment
Go read ur history books and let me enjoy ❤
It's insane how bad women are at crying.
This movie is the definition of "it's okay when women do it."
Imagine if men made a movie about how we can't be empowered unless women aren't allowed to make any decisions or handle any "important" work.
They cannot make a movie like that. It would trigger protests by the radicals in the Islam world, who did exactly that.
It's actually women adhering to their real-life role: They can be bitchy and cruel because men, being the stronger and more stoic ones, can take it.
Unfortunately, we always "took it" because it was understood that they didn't _actually_ hate us.
Well. . . winds are changing.
@@Selrisitaiur an incel for sure 🤣
@@frado9194 I have a girlfriend and we have plenty of sex. She also agrees with me, here.
Would you like to try another response? I'm happy to debate the subject. The truth is on my side, so I've no fear whatsoever.
@@Selrisitai wtf is wrong with you xD
this movie is causing quite the uproar arround here,some people can clearly see the misandry while other people think the movie is fine and think that the fact that people are pissed off with the misandry is somehow good or is a misinterpretation.
Normies, not even once
@@checkthisout7616 Make Gate Keeping Great Again!
People saying this movie has a "positive message for men" is like saying Birth of a Nation has a positive message for black people.
The positive message is apparently that Ken stops simping for Barbie and learns to be his own person, as if that’s still not the whole “strong independent woman who don’t need no man” mentality but in reverse
@@dankcestralcult then how are we supposed to watch it?
@@dankcestralcult I get it now, use their arguments against them
@@dankcestralcult when they say “it’s just a movie” then use that argument when talking about Birth of a Nation
The ending of the movie has Barbie get a real vagina and go to a gynecologist, basically stating that the apotheosis of being a woman is having a vagina. But we also have trans doctor barbie in the same movie?
Ermmm sweaty, that's kinda transphobic.
That's a good point
I had this same thought
this means that women can be cis or trans
This is the problem with the Left, the are a collective of various anti-whatevers that unify in a common cause (destroy the white male patriarchy) while they still have conflicts between their own subgroups.
This is where you get things like TERFs and all other infighting.
They will eat themselves up because their combined ideologies have too much self contradiction.
The goal is to mitigate the amount of damage they can do before they implode.
Nah, the trans keep trying to visit gynos expecting normal service.
shadiversity reviewed the movie with his wife and they both said it was straight manhating propaganda
It's funny that a guy with "Diversity" literally in his nickname is actually based.
@@beetheimmortal I think it's supposed to be a play on the word "university" and the first part is Shad but you are right that is in the name
@@Armorion Yeah, I guessed that was the case, still a bit funny to me nonetheless. I knew the guy from before as well, he makes good stuff.
The whole Barbieheimer thing is just so telling about our society. We all just want the nukes to drop at this point.
Even more humorous or shall we say predictable is that the creators of the atomic bomb and Barbie are both from the same tribe.
@@Hwite_Knighttbf, I don't hate the bomb. It bought us many good decades of relative peace. Just a shame it's all gonna blow up in our faces.
Russia and burgerland annihilating each other sounds like the best possible outcome for the rest of the world.
@@Hwite_Knightoi vey
@@Hwite_KnightOur eternal enemy.
And people keep asking me Why i dont go to the movies anymore.
14:20, ken assumes that the doctor would be a man despite living in a world where the doctors are all women for 20 years
wow nice catch
“Even if it takes a hundred years or more, there will come a day where a voice rises from the depths of the grave and this world will realize the truth… that Ken was right.”
Bam!
Uncle H tried to save us all.
@@macdhomhnaill7721 A hundred years or more eh? Don’t you think your little H would be pointless once most humans are brown skinned due to integration? We the 3 billion strong Chinese communism and Islam would inherit the world. Both little H and liberalism will be forgotten. It would be 1984 for thousands of years.
Don’t you think your H would be pointless once most humans are mixed due to integration? The billions strong CCP communism and Mohammedanism are the future. Eternal 1984.
Americanism 101 right here. Literally pointless since humans would be mostly mixed after a few centuries thus negating the opinions of little H.
In all honesty, Hollywood can stay on strike permanently with garbage writing like this. There's more than enough great movies and videogames from the past to hold us over for a lifetime of entertainment
Exactly!
They are awful
This isn't simply "garbage writing". This is a long-running campaign to destroy western civilization.
Just watched Boss Level and Upgrade recently and they were pretty entertaining and not over produced lecturing slop that P3dowood pushes out nowadays.
@@AronHallan There's no need for me to watch anything new, there's plenty of great movies from the past. I have a gigantic walk-in closet, and DVDs are so cheap they are practically being given away on eBay with free shipping. Every now and then I just purchase a few classics, and over the years that adds up to a massive collection. Even if I watch 3 movies a day, which I don't but let's say I did, it would take me over two years to restart the collection.
Never stop being based, Synthetic Man.
That 'patriarchy' scene just looks like a cool 80s training montage scene lol
Really goes to show that they think men being happy, successful, and competent is patriarchy.
@@paccawacca4069 Well, it is, because Patriarchy is good and wholesome.
@@dorugoramon0518 Yeah, I agree.
Bro, I couldn't sit through this atrocity of a movie, thanks for doing this Synth
i once had a female co-worker pretend that i never taught her a work procedure to attempt to explain why she didnt do her job right - so i got yelled at to 'teach her properly this time" As i'm teaching her the same shit again she gets angry/bored eventually and shouts that "okay okay i already know this, you taught me okay" She never got in trouble for wasting everyone's time, or admitting she lied. But' we're living in a patriarchy.
Avoid women at the workplace. Just avoid them, don't talk to them more than necessary. They brought this on themselves, now let them succeed on their own if they can.
God help her, _for no one else can!_
Sandberg's "Mentor Her" campaign comes to mind.
Bruh.
we had a gender quota hire completely derail a newly formed team, but rather than fire her, they gave her another position with training. you never see that for men, they're fired on the spot.
This is where we're at guys. this is 2023.
Here's something to make you more depressed. If you google the Barbie movie or any of it's actors including Ryan Gosling, you'll see a nice pink stary animation from Google themselves. They really are all in on it.
Synthetic Man managed to succinctly explain the Barbie movie far better than Rabbi Ben Shapiro.
👍. At least ole Ben dressed like a rebellious 'Ken' for the premier 😎
So rebellious, too bad he couldn't get his wife wet if he tossed a bucket of water on her...
@@TexasHollowEarthya, so "rebellious", shame he couldn't get his wife wet if he tossed a bucket of water on her....
Ya, so "rebellious", shame he couldn't get his wife wet if he tossed a bucket of water at her..
Ben is alright at times. Bit of a stick in the mud though. Guy is ZERO fun.
Whenever I see Margot Robbie's face I only see a sociopath.
Oh good, so it's not just me...
Its hilarious how much she was simping over brad pitt lmao to the point she added a kiss that wasn't in the script. Literally the opposite of her character in barbie
Lol I was about to say the same thing
Yeah she got them psycho eyes
She's got a bloody good agent!!@
"Don't look up her early life section" , too bad I'm too intrigued. 😆
13:33 By far the most nauseating scene. Especially when she went on to say "YoU sEt BaCk FeMiNiSm 50 YeArS!!1!" 🤢🤮🤮
I commend you for being able to sit through these radioactive levels of cringe without your skin melting off, good sir...
15:20 I wouldn't be surprised if not a single person who unironically went to go see this movie did a Google search. They just accepted that blatant lie as an undeniable fact because it supports their narrative.
So yet another children brand gets turned into a you know what to condition younger generation to a certain way of thinking? Just kidding, clearly I forgot to take my meds.
Social engineering in action, it's almost like they want marriage and birth rates to plummet even more, clearly i forgot to take my meds.
but you’re spot on
Sadly, the director is set to work on a Narnia series on Netflix. Guess the White Witch will be the misunderstood hero, and Aslan is the surprise villain.
when will the madness end? Yes on your last point and it will be ignored by Greta that Aslan is an analogue or metaphor for Christ. Non-religiosity delusions knows no bounds and has no direction, only chaos.
@@dasuero7489 They are not non-religious - they hate God, Christians and everything good and decent. They worship moloch.
@@ninjainnameonly-6902 I'm aware. Part of them are the J tribe and the rest are pretty much occultists or Satanists, and some of their members don't have any idea that they're apart of the cult. Effective brainwashing at play with these elites.
@dasuero7489 OH it won't be ignored. It will be used to mock and demean Christians of course.
@@JohnSmith-cb9hb Is that necessarily a bad or an even worse thing?
This paints women in a really, really bad light. If I never saw a woman before in my life, and someone showed me this movie, I would never want to talk to or even see a women.
Women don't wanna talk to you anyways 😂😂😂😂😂
@@keepthatsameenergy5148 Aww, u mad that I insulted the feminism movie? Its OK, you'll get over it
Insult it all you want, my comment still stands. It's not ok tho, you won't get over it.
@@keepthatsameenergy5148 you don't even know who I am kid 😆 your comment doesn't stand for shit 😆 🤣 😆 🤣
@@StrengthNationalNah, I can tell, it's my gift.
I mean is anyone suprised? Its a feminist woke movie in 2023, the wood era of media
Have you read the comments, maybe watched the video perhaps? Seems to have caught a few off guard. Really not sure what people were expecting with this movie, even more baffled by the people that are giving it any time to begin with.
@@keepthatsameenergy5148 the sad part of it all by doing that theyre incentiving this bs, so now those out of touch corporate hacks will see how much money it brought in (going off that big opening weekend, and hoping like hel! it falls off a cliff the second week) and think "tHaT mEaNs ThE aUidEnCe WaNtS mOrE oF tHe MeSsAgE". If it keeps going like this, were about to get a whole @ss barbie multiverse, and all the shtty spin offs spawning from this matriarchal monstrosity. Thats all young men need, more emasculation and alienation
@@keepthatsameenergy5148You: why are people upset at the movie targeting little girls to hate 50% of the population?
Barbie Land ironically looks like a dystopian future
Dystopian to us
Paradise to them
And Barbie is the heroine for putting down a slave rebellion.
@@guilhermehank4938horrific, they won't take me alive.
@@guilhermehank4938Wait up, this would make for a great horror movie
😂 it's kinda like the dystopian future of Demolition Man but there it was funny criticism of nineties political correctness...in Barbie it's a woke agenda for the next years to come...😨
Ryan gossling was chosen for This humiliation ritual because people on the internet identified with his movies too much.
Unironically true
He’s a sell out and he deserves to be humiliated
YEP
That actually sounds like a plausible hypothesis.
@Xbalanque84 100% this!
23:15 even if that rant were accurate (and is not), men are way more forgiving towards women than the other way around
I could make the same garbage argument she did for women and it would make more sense
@@thegamewin100 absolutely
@@thegamewin100 I didn't mean to imply that they were right about it
100 percent
Did this movie not outright said that the patriarchy is a flat lie?
which patriarchy? You know patriarchy aint only man sided right?
They did a great job of hiding how hideously woke this movie was with the marketing. I seriously doubt we would've seen so much Barbenheimer memeing if people knew what a dumpster fire this movie was
They should offer ticket refunds for this crap
They latched onto Oppenheimer to get publicity
@@iskoconquers How?
@@Yedolf-0638 the memes
@@iskoconquers I mean that's not really their fault. And I'd argue Oppenheimer also benefited from the memes as well.
"Communist propaganda was not meant to persuade or convince, not to inform but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better." - Theodore Dalrymple
Its a roadmap.
indeed.
Humiliating male characters, normalizing the degradation of men and encouraging men to humiliate themselves and have no self-respect have all been staples of 'modern culture' for a very long time now, right alongside gynocentric women-worshipping and shameless sycophantic female ego masturbation.
Woke insanity has nothing to do with communism, unless you believe that mega-corporations like Disney, HBO, Amazon, Netflix +1000 more are communist... woke was actually created to destroy anti-globalism movements and poison the Left with mindless nonsense.
I'm guessing these people have never seen 1984
I appreciate and love the idea of a barbie movie, I convinced my mother to watch it with me. That excitement turned into resent. They completely turned the movie into a message about putting down men. :(
i genuinely wonder how this channel consistantly has the worst opinions possible.
can you explain your viewpoint?
@@minuteworld7027 His video title speaks for itself and it’s very clear he’s incredibly sexist and very wrong.
sexist and correct*@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo
TRUE!@@Valvefan75
It's what happens when you have to rely on contrarianism for a career. You have to inflate every media piece with ANYTHING liberal as being a hyper SJW brainwashing machine to ragebait and grab attention.
Ryan Gosling reportedly took the role after seeing his daughters ken doll face down in the mud saying he realized at that moment "kens story must be told" Ryan Gosling also said in an interview "theres something in this movie for the kens" Ryan purposely frames ken as a representation of the modern man. In the story Ryan discovers patriarchy, and starts to develop into someone who's confident and wants a job. He grows independent and attempts to free the men of his world as a leader. This is Ryan Gosling telling us to stand up for ourselves and retake our lives, he purposely hijacked the Barbie movie to make Ken as likable as possible and potray him as the true protagonist. In a way his role as Ken is just as “literally me” as all his other roles. Hes completely eclipsed Barbie as viewers favorite part of the movie, stealing the show from Barbie in her own movie. Bravo Ryan Gosling you really are our guy.
_"he realized at that moment "kens story must be told" Ryan Gosling also said in an interview "theres something in this movie for the kens" Ryan purposely frames ken as a representation of the modern man."_
*Jesus fxcking Christ this dude is such a cuck. Not only am I sure he meant that sarcastically and even if he didn't, no man wanted Ken's story told either lol. We we playing with ACTUAL man toys like G.I. Joe. You know, the fxcking heroes out protecting people, fighting dangers? Hearing more about him makes question if Gosling being "literally me" was a long psyop attempt for this moment? To have him play Ken and brainwash ignorant men into identifying with Ken.*
_"This is Ryan Gosling telling us to stand up for ourselves and retake our lives, he purposely hijacked the Barbie movie to make Ken as likable as possible and potray him as the true protagonist."_
*WOW! I literally didn't read this section of your comment when I typed the other. HOLY $HIT you're literally proving my point lol. Yeah no, you're conditioned my dude, wake up.*
_"In a way his role as Ken is just as “literally me” as all his other roles."_
*Yeah no. And he's lost that status.*
_"Hes completely eclipsed Barbie as viewers favorite part of the movie, stealing the show from Barbie in her own movie. Bravo Ryan Gosling you really are our guy."_
*Burh, you're so brainwashed or just REALLY bad at lying lol. We're not being tricked.*
Well even if that's the case, he failed. Whoever watches this shit will soak in the propaganda, and whoever liked Gosling will now see him as a sellout.
I mean, whatever deludes you into watching this trash. Celebrity worship is never a good thing.
I sincerely hope that's true. He seems a decent enough actor, and I don't usually see him join up with woke spewing trash... Maybe he was inwardly seething through the whole thing, and forcing alterations to his part? We can all hope and dream. I don't want him to be a traitor, I genuinely like his work...
Press X to doubt.
Director Greta Gerwig is married to writer Noah Baumbach who also worked on this film. Check out his early life section
C'mon it doesnt count that guy is only half jewish and btw u are a racist Holocaust denying antisemite for pointing that out.
...What the actual Hell are you getting at?
Always, every single time
@@Xbalanque84The disproportionate amount of small hats in slimy positions
Yep. Chosen tribe.
Dude. You calling out that "you have to love yourself first" bullshit made me so happy. I've been saying its a bunch of nonsense for decades and I've never heard or seen anyone else agree.
I totally agree, it's such a toxic, miserable expression intended to humiliate a person even more, totally against the beauty of real human experience, a shallow statement aimed to sadly and sadistically erase the infinite shades of human condition.
A line worthy of a dystopian dictatorial regime that indeed would have been perfectly fitting in the dialogues of this atrociously toxic movie.
Care to explain you two?
This movie would have been funny if GI Joe came to attack barbie land with Joseph Gordon Levitt returning as Cobra commander lmao
Too bad. This could had been a fun campy movie of Barbie and Ken just doing stupid shit and having fun together. Maybe like a road trip movie akin to Dumb and Dumber. You could even make them act in the most stereotypical way, and let the viewers decide whether that's good or bad.
^THIS
The trailer made it look like it was going to be a road trip type movie.
@@ZacharyDarkes skillful deception by design.
Ken walks in on Barbie and tyron ken
Dumb & Dumber a classic silly movie with Carrey.
As soon as I saw the Slots logo I knew Synth didn't give a single CENT to the overlords! 🤣
Those fucking 1XBet ads from Dubai or some shit, are almost worth paying for the movie itself. ...Almost.
Saw other reviewers try to claim this movie isn't woke
Brett cooper is one of them
Everybody was happy in Barbie land during the patriarchy. Kens were free to dream, pursue careers, etc, just like the Barbies. Then the feminists showed up and ruined everything for everyone.
Just like real life.
Synthetic Man. Are you a barbie girl living in the barbie world? I’m just asking because life in plastic is fantastic…
Can one brush her hair? Or undress her everywhere?
😨
What about imagination? After all, life is your creation.
@@NeathyrCome on Barbie! Let’s go party!
WHERES THE BULDURS GATE 3 VIDEO I WAS WATCHING MY MAN
My favorite story from this movie is that during the filming of the scene where Barbie gets catcalled by every male within a 2 mile radius and a guy runs up to smack her on her rear, in reality it was Ryan Gosling getting all the comments and compliments on his physique from extras while Margot Robbie actually admitted in an interview that she was depressed no one paid any attention to her. The film is literally a complete inversion of reality.
i was rooting for Ken (kinda) and not the latina girl its a shame they took a interesting premise and just made it a mouthpiece for thier feminist agenda. Theres nothing wrong with what barbie represents from the old days, if the world was exactly like barbie the world would crumble.
The Latina girl was a bloody bore.
It's tragic that all this female empowerment will just lead to thousands of bitter lonely cat ladies
All part of the plan
It's the depop plan.
My estimate is tens of millions at least
They want depopulation. The problem is that white people are already a global minority.
That's 100 percent intentional. Depop is a big goal for some
Now I know why women weren’t allowed to speak in church
I was so depressed when I walked out of the movie. It ruined my whole day and evening.
hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahha
I was n't depressed but l felt short changed!!! Funny, but when the film ended there was stunned silence and everyone just sloped off without saying a word!!!!
@@susanleatherbarrow2495 wrong no one says anything at a lot of movies that doesn’t mean anything
@@susanleatherbarrow2495 funny how your trying to make the movie seem like crap made over a billion dollars lol
@@rosecoloredboy6319 Don't take it so personally, pal, it's only a movie!!!! All l'm saying is when l've been to the movies people usually have something to say at the end. It was an OK film, sets, special effects and costumes deserve Oscars not sure about anything else.
Anyone that doesn't know, Mattel in the late 90s had its first woman CEO and she almost destroyed the company. It was so bad the board actually was about to fire her but she resigned.....she got 50 million in severance pay.
50 million for almost fucking destroying a company
How big was her nose, I wonder.
I mean, golden parachutes are common.
@@BWMagus It's just a way of stealing money from the stockholders.
@@charlie1234500 Another Jew hater making it about antisemitism.
Once I realized Ken was the tragic hero I couldn’t help but laugh at this self-parody of a movie
I am Kenough!
thanks for being honest ...its crazy how other reviewers are literally gaslighting the audience
I just hate how all of them do the same basic ass college essay script. Like use a script but AHHHHHH buzz words
Oh no synthetic man I'm speaking like shill up
Ryan Gosling, John Cena and the rest of the men who acted also need to be blamed. They knew about the ideology being promoted and still decided to take part in it. They knew that this movie would portray men so badly and still acted in it.
Ultimately me and everyone who watched this trash also need to be blamed, even if we were fooled by marketing.
Awwwwww muffin, did your man crushes do something for money you don't agree with?😢
Wonder how much sleep they will lose over this role you dont like? Probably not nearly as much as you...
@@keepthatsameenergy5148nuclear levels of seething
john cena wasnt even in the movie lol
@rwln this thr whole point of this channel is seething lol
@@rosecoloredboy6319yes he was