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“Your ideas are bad and you should feel bad.”
-Michael Reeves
Hell yeah
i mean this guy and michael lived together for years they are the same😂
my new shirt design.............................
The only reason he wasn't in this video is because he would just say no to everything.
Wise words
I look good in a skirt
Tru dat
Привет товарищ
You absolutely do
I dunno ur gonna have to prove that one 😘
send pics?
I genuinely love the stilt that makes you slightly taller than your victim idea
I’m just going to use it as a literal high horse
“Victim”
"contestent"
Slightly taller than your what?
problem: if someone is very tall and you're standing in a doorway you get slammed into the top of the doorway
Tall pants and pregnancy cosplay are easily the greatest inventions ever thought up by man
Better yet have folding pants that compensate for your FEEBLE PATHETICALLY short legs by folding into the pants and unfolding when you use your stilts so you always have long enough pants.
@@personman8734 those are called zip-off pants, they exist already, sorry man.
If you combined the suddenly inflating stomach with the suddenly growing legs you'd be the peak of humanity
Darn it - Project Pidgeon really was real in post WW2 - and insane.
I honestly prefer the toaster
"I feel like I have peaked as a human being"
Cheese was amazing.
I want to go with his idea just because he seems cool.
They closed the patent office in 1800s claiming "everything has been invented"
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“I don’t like this. I don’t think we should allow short people to think that they’re equal”
based
As a tall person i can agree, dont allow short people think they are equal.
RIP Michael
"I am very short."
_que intro_
Will needs to make the stilts in order to combat Michael’s taser camera
I can't usually sit through animated videos like these but this was great!
Why does a week old comment from a verified channel have 7 likes?
@@jaydencrews7128 because it sucks
@@guma4457 appreciate the honesty, buddy.
@@guma4457 yeah you’re keeping it real, kudos
Literally feels like Internet Historian
i really want that pneumatic hight adjuster. like someone says "ah man you're so short!" and it just rises you up to be exactly 3 inches taller than them.
Bro, the one that makes you taller can have such potential you can freak people out when they realise you entered the store small and see you in 10 min bigger than them.
@@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 Aaa wtf..
@RITA 21 y.o I WANT ВОУ!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! You are a bot arent you??
@@alcontrols579 yup shes on every comment
Yoo, I need that!
Especially the big pants, I just want to see the big pants
I want the pregnancy one to be real solely because I want to see people’s reactions to it inflating in public.
Especially if William wore it on a bus lmao
you would need a huge shirt
Inflating pregnancy belly is honestly more of a vlogcreations thing, the stilts is more William Osman
No ask before and after to see how they react. Doing it in front of them might be to obvious.
Pregnancy seat stealer and the stilts for the win
The stilts would be a good sequel to Michael’s taser camera. He can still be the tallest in the room.
15:00
DID THE TOILET COASTER DUDE REALIZE THE STOCK IMAGE OF A ROLLER COASTER HE USED WAS OF A ROLLAR COASTER DESIGNED TO KILL PEOPLE PAINLESSLY!?!?! HOLY FLIP IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
YES I SAW IT TOO IT"S THE EUTHANASIA COASTER OMG SUICIIIIIIDDDDEEEE YEAH BABY WHOOOH
this guy: being short sucks, so I made some stilts
Michael Reeves: HOW DARE YOU BE TALLER THAN ME, I WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES.
*starts shooting tazers at people*
TehWeirdo If william doesnt make the stilts, Micheal will.
Thought it Said keanu Reeves so I got partially confused then realised oh wait nv keanu is a god he can shoot lasers
at least michael is better at this sorta stuff than osman
**clunk**
The stilts and the machine that makes men obese at the same time just imagine intimidation and people feel sory for you
What you are describing sounds very much like the metamorphosis scene in the music video for "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, "Fat".
Osman, I choose you! Use E X P A N D!
Why is this such a good idea
I feel that the stilts can make you taller, but they can make other people taller, which can paradoxically turn into
an arms race
Shrug: “Ladies, gentlemen, and attack helicopters...”
Me: “Oh my god i hate you”
What? You don't find a mean-spirited joke that's 10 years old funny?
i'm glad that the only reaction in the video was :/
can't believe people still find that „joke“ funny
Should he have gone with Mayokin instead?
@@escapist83 No, he shouldn't have gone with any of the lame iterations of that joke from 2013
Quite a reaction. Even though I didn’t find it funny, that’s no reason to hate someone lol
William is a perfect example of the human spirit. His house burnt down in 2017 and he got back up and built back up. What an awesome guy.
What other options does a man have? You just gotta take the blows and move on, no point in dwelling on past traumas.
@@Sniperboy5551 a lot of people do, mate. I work on a suicide line and I can tell you this for a fact.
I feel like the toilet roller coaster, elevating stilts and pregnancy thing needs to happen
100% agree with those 3 choices
10000%
I just wanna see William on the Gimbal-toilet! If not 4 me do it 4 germoney!
ﾘ乇丂
agreed. best ones
“What about a version that makes people shorter?”
Uh that already exists Will, It’s called a saw.
Nah, it's the totally-not-a-taser camera
..Taser..
-michael reeves
No I find guns more effective, and Automated Target Recognition and Tracking Balistic rocket missile pretty good too
Ngl only 3 days in beyond light and I have ptsd
Lol
Oooooo
“Careful saying poggers they might deduct points for that “
Eye dupps predicts Twitch banning Pogchamp?
the fact that when shrug said "aTtaCk HeLiCoPtErS" and the captions just did :\ was a very validating thing
😎🏳️⚧️
I find the whole attack helicopter thing quite offensive and mocking of the ideas behind gender
@@hesterclapp9717 it is ^^ i was saying how the captions seemed to not like it was very comforting knowing other people dont like the whole attack helicopter stuff
The short person stilts plus michael’s taser camera would be a terrifyingly beautiful combo
Just letting you know that a bot stole your idea down in the comments
Don't let Michael get his hands on the blueprints. Or do.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 where would be the motor be for the linear actuator? We finally know where the diagram got all the cake.
The auto elevating stilts sounds like a fun build, do that one and bring the inventor on the show while you build it :)
I think it'd be the most fun idea to test because if they make a second one, you could pitch two against each other and just keep going higher till it can't anymore.
Yes yes be the tallest man alive that can't walk past doors cuz doors are solid and you just elevate and elevate even if you ducked. You have became "not small" but at what cost.
not gonna lie; this is such a good invention idea, its kinda to elevated for this channel(u see what i did there?)
yes
silence short person
"ugh these mean comments really hurt me" Proceeds to make fun of random people in a discord call because their clearly joke inventions suck
Someone once wanted to use cats inside bombs for sinking ships because the idea was that they’d naturally aim for ships instead of the water.
That height with the linear actuators is actually a really “good” idea. I could see that being a Michael Reeves video.
nah not enough tasers
@@noeb5853 the legs have retractable tasers on the toes so you can kick them in the shins and tase them
Bookem Is Cool brilliant
@@maxlancaster665 ik right
Back to the Future 2 type? Cause Biff wasn't tall enough already.
It's not a bad idea, but it would prove to be too heavy to "wear" for long.
7:43 Now it makes sense why he took so long. Any proper -inator needs a backstory tied to the creator's trauma.
Exactly
Yes
He even mentioned my sexuality what a gentlemen
@@luichinplaystation610 out of the 73 gender identities lol
@@xperimentsallday5290 bro shut up
7:36 that joke was as funny as watching an octopus die a slow death
Why have you not brought this back? I loved every second of it
Extendo legs has a major problem.
If you meet someone who also has them. You will just extend into the stratosphere
_SpaceX wants to know your location_
And how is that a problem? It's merely a challenge to who can hold their breath the longest.
I feel like that has already been done by a couple of cartoons... Angry Beavers and Ed, Edd, & Eddy both did that one, if I remember correctly.
Just cut the other person’s legs off and attach them under yours to be TALLER.
Whoever falls first loses
The banshee bot seemed perfect for Michael Reeves` channel.
He's already done it was a roomba right? Or does it just swear loads, I've forgotten
Your right
@@joemcalister7105 He did, but it needs more tazer. He should revisit
@@steeveedragoon Hahah true
I want him to do the vibe check gun
I love how the toaster slide show had a roller coaster that legit kills people
14:15 that’s is a “suicide coaster” it was meant to be a humane way to die by making you feel extreme g forces
I aspire to have the confidence Cheese did when presenting his visuals.
Build the chz belly for sure!
that one guy's image for a rollercoaster was a rollercoaster designed to kill you with almost guaranteed success. (euthanasia coaster, look it up)
Glad someone else spotted that 😂
well instead of death it’s diarrhea
Well that's what the toilet is for. When you die you shit yourself. He's letting you die on that roller coaster without soiling your pants.
He
it was designed to make you crap yourself 30x faster than normal
"Sounds like you kinda made a robotic baby" 😂😂
I love that the toilet coaster guy used the blueprints for the infamous “death coaster”
Michel Reaves fans: Hey I've seen this one before!
ha, checkmate!
completely different subject, same name!
I thought the comments would be full of "you stole this from michael"
Lol
@@Ferrari_Co Yoooooo OVERKILL
So from what I gathered, Shrug's invention was some kind of siege weapon that launches giant tennis balls at anyone in your vicinity at the local park in order to instill fear and help you steal their dogs?
Definitely build that one
We all need this
I thought he was envious of dogs being happy and wanted to scare the dogs.
From what I gathered, I was entirely unable to even remotely care what Shrug's invention was. If anything, his invention was an instructional module on how not to make a pitch.
The only thing that was clear was that they either don't know "ladies, gentlemen, and attack helicopters" is transphobic, or they're some 4chan sadperson that wanted to sneak some toxicity in since this channel is so pure and wholesome
@@meakaki I wouldn't give anyone the benefit of the doubt on that post-2016 ngl
this is literally the greatest thing i have ever seen, please make more
I re watched this and would watch more of them.
Best Shark Tank introduction "You know deviled eggs, right?"
The fuck are deviled eggs?
@@jereheiskanen1364 I'm glad you asked *goes into presentation*
No, I don't.
You know SpOoNs
@@jereheiskanen1364 there eggs
"Pigeons fly (citation needed)"
That whole segment had me cackling. Kudos all around Will, this was hilarious.
This was absolutely hilarious! My boyfriend and I loved it! I really hope you make more of these! 😁
"Carp Tank" was an excellent concept by itself. I loved it all the way, from the rythme to the editing / animation. Thank you
Please make Carp Tank a real series. I’m serious, I would watch this lol
seeing how upset big willy got with some of the contestants, not sure if that will happen
Just make it weekly episode, post the full ver on patreon, and he's making some bank
I would watch this every week, that shit was hilarious.
me too, but weekly is a little pushing it
Apple
This was honestly a lot funnier than I expected. I think the energy was great during the calls, Will seemed to wield his power more throughout throwing people in and out based on his whim. The visuals were also really great, loved how this came together.
Half of these are honestly amazing. The goring heights stilts could actually solve some problems for people everyday, the inflatable pregnency balloon has so many versatile uses, a roller coaster toilet seems fun
But by far the best is the catapult for specifically a tennis ball to make dogs so away so you’re less sad and don’t get hungry
This is my favorite video, it's non stop hilarious quips from everyone, with a bunch of youtubers I like and great animation. Good show!
11:47 "Just because it's an idea doesn't mean it's a good idea"
That pretty much sums up this channel.
Half of UA-cam in general, really.
i had my recording of shark tank sitting ready to be edited for a month now thinking nobody would do it. gg's
pls post it
Yoo it's him
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Daddy Willy please notice me uwu
Will changed the title just for you, so we better f****** see the video soon.
This. Is. Amazing. I absolutely love this, every moment is true gold.
this video is pure excellence. one of a kind. completely unique and flawless
It’s great that William has finally decided to leverage the power of his audience. It’s even greater that we’re all socially awkward freaks who sound like we’re about to pass out from anxiety while presenting inventions.
That's exactly how I would sound. "So... uh... I really thought that this was great because... oh, wait, I forgot my card. Um, I should go."
I like how the presenter shake when they talk. They look so nervous
TOILET ROLLERCOASTER! Make it happen
Yeah and all the poop goes in the person behind you's face
you can finally shit yourself on a roller coaster without repercussions
Oh dude... Poggers
@@TheMostEpicest oh dude... Poggers
The coaster that he used in his presentation was a roller coaster that was designed by a man named Julijonas Urbonas. The seven loops take oxygen away from the brain which causes it to suffocate or something
14:58 That picture on left is a s suicide roller coaster.
The pressure pushes your eyes deep into your skull and the blood rises to one side, causing the brain to die
The reassurance of listening to what big willie says makes my brain gain more brain cells
Alternate Title: Will and Co. Cyberbully their audience for nearly 19 minutes
Michael Reaves
Mike oxlong
@@neezdutz7506 Mykull REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@neoleomedia1676 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@neezdutz7506 nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
Low-key that roller coaster toilet is brilliant. Have you ever been on a roller coaster and thought you might crap or piss yourself because it was particularly scary? So you clench up and freak out. How freeing would it be to, just, let it go. It would be such a strange yet exhilarating feeling
Alternate name for toilet rollercoaster: Poop Forcer 2000
the roller coaster in the first slide was designed to kill people :)
The only downside is that you can never ride roller coasters again.
Its all fun and games until the roller coaster turns upside in the middle of the ride
I thought that idea was going to be an actual toilet seat on a roller coaster so that way like the centrifugal force would just pull the poop out
14:59 that is a real roller coaster design it is made so people who have a disease that can’t be cured can go on it and die it is a painless death you die from a adrenaline high
William needs to do more of these I loved this video probably my favorite
The toaster is genius. It literally scares the shit out of you, and in the one place where it's socially acceptable
I absolutely love the idea of stilts that make you juuuuust an inch taller than whoever you're talking to.
We need more of these man😂❤️
I need more of this, please.
"I feel like I have peaked as a human being"
~ Cheese man 🧀
69 likes. Nice
You should make the hydraulic shoes and gift them to michael reeves
YEEEEEESSSSS 😂😂😂
Lol
I actually want those shoes to exist, he needs to try right now.
Yes
Nice
Honestly as funny as this is I always imagine myself in the shoes of the fans that present your ideas. I imagine if you came up with something you really liked and presented it to your favorite youtubers just to get dragged, it would probably sting. I get that the format has limitations, but still.
Yeah i wish they were cooler about it
@@no_peace aye. the video is funny but I really pity the fans lol
Ya’ll realize everyone presenting is just trolling. They watch these guys’ channels and know their humor. 😂
@@word42069 i guess but even so
Yeah no that was basically my situation. It stung like a sonuvabitch. I'm over it now but *HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK* did I feel like shit that night.
This was brilliant 🤩 do more of these bad boys
18:34
"Tell me which invention you wanna see me build in a future video."
I mean, I don't really _want_ to see _any_ of them, but if you make one, you can bet I'll be watching the video for it.
That's literally this entire channel
“It will trigger the small BIG SAD” lmao
That was on of my favortie ones.
This is fire man this is the money bank AND the idea bank and all the banks for you William Osman
i like the :/ at the attack helicopter joke, very much appreciated
the ones you need to build are: the taller thing (maybe give that one to michael i feel like it´s personal for him), they toilet rollercoaster and the pregnancy thing (ethan from h3h3 can be your model)
Just leave the tall thing up to Michael because he needs content, the rest is brilliant
Maybe not h3h3 as a model. Idk what terms our creator here is at with Ethan as of recent.
@@jdof4952 why? Are they not cool with each other?
@@DsicC Michael would never do that unless it involves hurting people
@@skimbo1407 pretty sure they aren't. William made the hat for Ethan and he put him on his podcast for only like 15 minutes instead of full time like other creators. I'm pretty sure Ethan misused the hat and idk if he broke it or not but if you just search it up theres videos up on this topic
I can't imagine how much editing went into this
yaeh same
I can tell you not much
@Justin Marts i know it's a joke but i had a stroke reading that
Not really much tbh 👀 I can do that in like few hours
@@nidhryataru9314 lmfao
This is way too funny and needs a part 2
I feel like that roller-coaster toilet could actually help you if you're like... Constipated...
The elevating stilts has to happen, i as a short person must agree that the invention would be an absoloute power move
Combine it with that tennis ball launcher
Prosthetics.
when he goes "lazer cut wood, you haven't seen this in a long time." you can see the flashbacks to his house burning down
Time stamp: 8:15
You should make a robot that's scares that scares the shit out of people.
You figure out who you want to target and all throughout the day the robot will constantly try to scare them by sneaking up on them while making horrendously loud noises like air horns and that infamous Jump scare scream where you'd tell someone that you bet they cant beat this 3 level maze and as the victim gets to the end, the exorcist girl pops up and the sound of someone screaming bloody murder. But the best part is that the robot takes pictures and videos of your reaction as you're being scared to death as a way to commemorate the moment forever. 😂
yes, MORE CARP TANK. i feel like every 1-2 carp tank episodes you should test the best ideas for the 2 in a 2 part video, or just 1 idea in one idea if its that good. the toilet roller coaster would help people excrete if you make it scary enough for them... that is how you solve constipation.
I want to see the inflating thing. Imagine being on a bus. You come on with a food item, and as you eat it you gradually inflate
Somewhere Pyrocynical is getting very aroused
That'd be such a lame video though. It's literally just a balloon under his shirt and that's it.
*condom. Must be a condom, not a proper balloon. William has a reputation to uphold.
@@noodlebrains2689 what
lmao yes
I’d love to see the one that makes you taller in real time just for the public reactions it would elicit. Plus you already have a very short friend to test it for you in Michael Reeves.
Except when he tries to get taller than will 8t has to tazer Michael.
combine it with instant pregnant for even more power.
But we all know Michael has strong opinions about taking viewers' robot ideas.
Omg, Michael Reeves would be so much more menacing than he is now! And that's saying a lot!
Yes
It definitely does well, need more!
wow thank you dave scuba, always delivering the greatest content quality possible on youtube
Me when the discord link in the description is expired 😔
^
Same
Replying to get updates on further development
@@DanielRut mabye
:(((
I love that you guys personified their profile pictures it's great
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Shame that's its also stolen
17:07 Enterprising Engines! I recognize that
2:55 first reference to short people I've seen ever that wasn't by my dad
Vote: Hydraulic Stilts.
@@Auroramystic who?
@@Auroramystic wait actually who though? lol
The pants of choice for that invention are stacked/extendo jeans.
❤️♥️
they were linear actuators, not hydraulics tf
The pigeon pitch killed me.
“Youre about 80 years too late” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We need another episode of this
Make this a series plz & also pretty cool you got Idubz on board
I love the idea of a equalizer to make short people tall, but really wanna see a instant pregnancy experiment. Especially if 4 guys get on a bus and all of them get pregnant instantly.
We need both. For intimidation
3 dimensional inflation
what happens if two people wearing the elevating stilts meet? does it include a helmet and parachute in case they enter low earth orbit?
It would actually defy everything that Einstein has said about gravity, thus disproving the laws of physics and meaning that our lives are just lies. Hopefully.
Really good question. This was really overlooked during the pitch.
ngl the inflatable belly sounds like something i would unironically use
You know I wouldn’t want to be on one of these because I feel like they would say my idea sucks and then I’ll be sad and won’t want to watch them anymore.
Alternate title: Assembling the biggest brains on earth to make such important decisions as ethical treatment of short "people"
I wanna see the ideas that were so bad they didnt make it into the edit
I can imagine that if these are the ideas that made it then the ones that were cut probably just had really awkward and not entertaining presentations
@@richardohanlon3036 yeah
they probably had no images, no share screen, and only trolling like. "Uh... hi."
I would love to see the stilts idea, seems very interesting and legitimately cool to build
7:00 "he doesnt care he's talking through" mans doing a presentation, he has two minutes, don't interrupt