In the star trek movie wrath of khan after the no win scenario test you see a janitor in the background working. I thought that future would have a robot or layers that disintegrate spills or stains from the floor even dust or trash particles.
There was a great joke that Jimmy Doohan made during the infamous TOMORROW SHOW episode when they started discussing the lack of toilets on the Enterprise. Basically, it involved a phaser and good aim. "We lost more crew members because of that....." I remember watching that live when I was a kid and just cracking up. That whole show is worth a watch if you've never seen it and a rewatch if you have.
@kalebisalwaysright with the base necessities being provided by automation and replicators, I imagine what jobs do remain, and whatever services people provide by their own work and passion, would be on more of a gift economy/reputation sort of system? Where instead of being a strict market, people are known by what sort of stuff they give to the community and to their neighbors, and receive in return. One of the biggest issues with trying to understand star trek's economy is that none of our major economic systems are able to really deal with the level of automation and resource abundance the federation lives in - a problem we might want to try and resolve, given the rapid advancement in real life automation tech...
@@makepeoplemadI think most of those inconsistencies, rather than being "too utopian", are because of how hard it is for average viewers to imagine a post-capital world with how much the world has become commoditized.
@@danielnugent6545 Latinum likely exists as a currency because there are still Federation-allied civs that are capitalist, like Ferengi. That and, again, viewers (especially in the 60s/70s) have an issue getting post-capital.
@@CraigKeidel "I could fish in the morning, hunt in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening and do critical theory at night, just as I have a mind, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, shepherd or critic."
For some reason the air filter burial story actually actually hit me the hardest. They did their best to honor her wishes, and that just grabs me right in the feels.
Starfleet Plumber. Starfleet Chef. Starfleet Window Cleaner. Starfleet Librarian. Starfleet Painter. Starfleet Upholsterer. Starfleet Dog Walker. Starfleet Butcher. Starfleet Baker. Starfleet Candlestick Maker. Starfleet Spellchecker. Starfleet Professional UA-camr. This series could go on for a while.
I've worked for years in a meat market, I could certainly write an episode about that. Like Lieutenant Karen who never gets off of her communicator while she's ordering but thinks I'm rude when I throw a phaser at her.
I think Starfleet Librarian would be interesting. That's probably a hard job cataloging all the new and existing information into formats that can be accessed by everyone.
I remember one episode where Picard said in his log that they were stopping at some starbase or another to "have the ship's excess baryons removed". For those wondering, "baryons" is a fancy way of saying your normal, everyday protons and neutrons. So, in other words, sweeping the floor and emptying the trash. Keep up the hard work, Jimmy.
Former janitor/maintenance guy here. I love this - this character feels like a combination of several people I used to know (and maybe just a little of me too...).
Another former janitor here. It may not be the best job, but it is a good job. Few things are as satisfying as walking in to a mess and walking away from a sweet smelling job well done.
@@MadelineHere They probably do have cleaning robots for regular maintenance cleaning stuff. But someones gonna need to check their work. Did they cover the right areas at the right intervals. Are their crud hoppers emptying into the ships matter storage tanks. The a sapient being needs to tick a box and sign their name kinda stuff you see in large organizations.
@@planetfall5056 nopers! Salt is hydrophilic, meaning it sucks up water greedily. Bonus points, it can bind to lots of organic stuff, helping to turn a liquid stain into a damp stain as well as keep it limited to what its already touched :3 So you use salt to draw out moisture, dry it out, then scrub what's left in the rug.
The next Star Trek show needs to make a character out of the Chief Custodian, the potential for storytelling is astronomical. The Miles O'Brian 2.0, with a hint of Boothby and just a dash of EMH thrown in for good measure
All of these characters Steve comes up with ... and only them. Every other crewmember never enters the area the camera looks at, except maybe as a shadow (or a stain) or the like. Maybe a voice.
As soon as I saw the pepper mill as prop I knew where this was going. Appreciate the respect with which you presented the custodian crew. I have never understood why so many people look down on the maintenance and cleaning guys. They clean literal shit! I don't have the stomach for that job. Show some respect.
This is funny but it also feels like the best of Star Trek. Here's an articulate, passionate person doing what he loves. He's empathetic and takes care of the people who work for him. I love the details like the story about the doctor, and how clear it was that the details mattered to him. It wasn't 'some ambassador,' and that attention to detail says a lot about this guy. 10/10 would bring him an egg sandwich.
You should write Star Trek books. These “lower decks”stories are great. It also highlights the fact that there ware so many other people on those ships and we never get to see how all the crazy stuff affects them.
"All that chunky salsa splashed on the wall, that used to be a person. Two people actually" I don't know WTF I just watched, but this man gets a gold medal for fantastic story telling!
I was a janitor/maintenance guy when I was in high school and college. Despite having been an attorney and now a software developer, it was my favorite job I have ever had. I would probably still be doing work like that if it paid anything...
I absolutely love these slice-of-life moments and 'lower-decks' perspectives on events from rarely-remembered episodes!! I could watch a whole playlist of these every day. Even though life in the Federation isn't perfect, I still long for progress in that direction, and seeing these makes it feel more real and possible. So, thank you! Incredibly well-done.
Absolutely frickin' brilliant! The ending... completely flipped the meaning of the whole sketch. I felt like Riker in the mental institution when he sees that the "communication device" his fellow patient claims to have made turns out to just be a spoon.
It's interesting how well you captured being a janitor. I do this job irl so a lot of the things you said about a person feels about doing the job is right on the money. Another interesting thing to note is how close we both were in our imagining the job for start fleet. I too imagined most of the work being automated with the exception of bio-hazard spills, unlike you I imagined drones helping out a lot more (even though those things aren't mentioned). I do like your interpretation a little better though.
I like the way you pulled a Number One from 'The Cage' by looking up to talk to someone through the communicator at chest level... Excellent easter egg!
You’re such a solid (comedy) writer, man. Been watching the ENTIRETY of your channel the last few months and I can’t imagine this sort of consistency is the easiest thing to manage, even for the most talented of us. The pace you’ve found is so impressive to me. An ego well deserved. Cheers.
I feel that one thing that separates a Federation ship from Klingons or even other sci-fi franchises like Star Wars is that the ships are clean and in good repair.
Saw a video essay commenting that the republic being clean and better maintained before the rise of fascism may have been deliberate. May have been Jessie Gender's "The Revolutionary Spirit of Star Wars Andor" video
This (and the lawyer episode) was brilliant! I immediately started thinking about all the other jobs, like many others have; as a fan of NCIS, my thought was the “Agent Afloat” and what that would mean in Starfleet.
The southern accent makes me think of Trip from Star Trek- Enterprise. There was a minor character from Star Trek- TNG , he was the head groundskeeper at Star Fleet Academy, portrayed by Ray Walston ( Uncle Martin in My Favorite Martian back in the 60s). He was an interesting character. In fact, his stories about the Star Fleet personnel he met over the course of his long life would make some interesting stories in a series.
When I was little my Dad and I would actually pretend to be janitors on the Enterprise (both Original and Next.) Out there washing windows while at warp speed and funny stuff like that. And now I'm an elementary school custodian and enjoy being one.
Actually using the pepper pots at the end was a touch of genius. I also really like the character encouraging his underling to have a break after whatever the hell went wrong in that science lab. That’s also the same laser thermometer make they used as a prop in Enterprise, it certainly looks sufficiently futuristic! I love the idea that the Galaxy class has both an Odyssey and a Ulysses. I’d totally buy the stuffy admirals naming those ships making that decision. Just like all the captains we were shown were stuffy old men. Nice animation work on the warp transition and the door coming down as well, plus the narrative justification for only animating it a little bit. (Speaking of, Discovery _did_ have a door! It just wasn’t drawn attention to, and was only used while at warp. Just like in this sketch!)
The full service restaurant! In PIC season 3, some people asked why there was a cook, and my thing was perhaps a captain has some leeway in what recreational facilities get put onboard; Picard set up a bar for his friend, but Shaw opened up a little bistro. Maybe a Saurian captain would set up a little wine bar. It's a nice little touch to a ship. Not the kinda stuff they do in the Navy though.
Loved the easter egg that some props were salt and pepper shakers. That 'plumbing phaser' I'm sure could also tell you the temperature of the clogged hair.
Love this. One to do has got to be the Supply and Requisitions guy. That one man who makes sure the ship is well stocked and always has a stash of Romulan Ale.
That air filter line nearly sent me out the airlock xD also now i want a pepper mill that makes wibbly bibbly star trek noises when i turn the handle. Excellent prop gag payoff
that after a particularly nasty battle Picard came down to deck 15 grabbed a sonic mop and tried get his hands dirty, He wasn't posturing he was making genuine effort but he did just kind of spread everything around and make it worse.
I absolutely love this series! Whatever job you can think that a starfleet officer needs, I want to see what they have to say about the federation and their role in it
Steve, this is incredible. The tone, timing, everything. This is more what I'd hoped we be seeing from Lower Decks- fingers crossed for more! Well done!
Lower-lower decks. Instead of Ensigns performing menial duties while trying to get promoted, here's a guy that likes his job and is happy to stick around... and he's got stories.
well done Steve. oddly, it reminds me of my first job when I was 16 back in the 80s; i was the every-other-day afternoon janitor at a local Dunkin' Donuts. not sure if anyone ever stopped to think about it, but someone has to clean up after glazed donuts are glazed
Nicely thought out. Reminds me of an idea I had a long time ago about a Star Trek CSI. Everyone I explained it to thought it wouldn't be worth while because some bs handwavium. Now I know the proper response is "That's why you get good writers." Also it would be great to have some super crunchy hard sci-fi where things like piecing together the crime scene from what got caught in filters post disruptors.
I served in the US navy, in submarines. Can confirm, it sucks. There is nothing but casual (and not so casual) cruelty aboard a submarine. A toxic environment where you're never good, just less broken. There are no rewards for doing well, just punishment for transgressions. Actually in thinking about it, submarine service checks a lot of items from the BITE model... I enjoyed the sketch! From my experience though, no CPO I know would tolerate "sir" by a junior rating. "I'm not some officer. I work for a living, dammit!" 😂
These are great, and it’s especially great to see one that’s upbeat and no less hilarious than the lawyer one (which I also loved). Can’t wait for more.
Original and clever. No one ever thinks about who cleans the ships and star bases. I really enjoyed this. I think a full length novel about the adventures of a starship janitor would be awesome.
Well done. The audio drama "Star Trip" by The Congress of Wonders featured switchboard operator first class Maggie McApron ("I'm sorry, but that line is busy") and the ship's chaplain ("I'm sorry captain, I'm afraid I've gotten blood on your smock").
😂 Just found your channel, the algorithm finally did something right. seriously you’re really really good at this. That whole janitor thing riveted me to the screen. Absolutely believable. Well done I look forward to seeing your other videos. Thanks.
I hope you have a lot of fun with these. I enjoy watching your essays but it’s great to see you stretch out your comedy and acting skills like you did/do with some of your other work.
This was so good… I’d like to hear from a “Starfleet Anthropologist”, or however you’d title the experts that Starfleet would need to embed into pre-contact societies - people who would need years of study and language training *for each planet*, meaning they maybe get 3 their entire career. Of course, you could then endlessly bitch about how the first officers always pull rank and throw themselves ‘undercover’ because they think it’s cool and looks good for the brass (or about how sloppy science teams spoil your work, etc, I think there’s a lot there). The core bit might be a little close to the ‘Starfleet lawyer’ video’s but the stories of the massive fuckups and alienated societies could be gold.
I need to see the Starfleet IT guy next. XD Not every starship had the benefit of a sapient AI who can just plug into the computer whenever some ancient artifact infects it with a virus. And that damned stellar cartographer just won't layoff the sketchy Targ porn...
The absolute trauma of the ables'man whose job it is to keep purging Riker's personal terminal after he's downloaded a nasty virus from PornCube. Over, and over, and...
Steve this was absolutely amazing my friend! Had to watch the intro 3 times, it was just so perfect. Damn it's been a journey to see your works get better and better and more clever - LLaP my friend and to all!
As a custodian, I have never wanted a piece of _Star Trek_ tech to be real more than the Plumbing Phaser.
Poop Knife
In the star trek movie wrath of khan after the no win scenario test you see a janitor in the background working. I thought that future would have a robot or layers that disintegrate spills or stains from the floor even dust or trash particles.
You could always use the toilet grenade.
@@Crlarl the anti-matter toilet grenade.
There was a great joke that Jimmy Doohan made during the infamous TOMORROW SHOW episode when they started discussing the lack of toilets on the Enterprise. Basically, it involved a phaser and good aim. "We lost more crew members because of that....."
I remember watching that live when I was a kid and just cracking up. That whole show is worth a watch if you've never seen it and a rewatch if you have.
what's a better demonstration that Star Trek is a utopia that it's a better gig being a janitor than a lawyer
@AdmiralBison what do the regular people do who aren't in starfleet.
@kalebisalwaysright with the base necessities being provided by automation and replicators, I imagine what jobs do remain, and whatever services people provide by their own work and passion, would be on more of a gift economy/reputation sort of system? Where instead of being a strict market, people are known by what sort of stuff they give to the community and to their neighbors, and receive in return.
One of the biggest issues with trying to understand star trek's economy is that none of our major economic systems are able to really deal with the level of automation and resource abundance the federation lives in - a problem we might want to try and resolve, given the rapid advancement in real life automation tech...
@@makepeoplemadI think most of those inconsistencies, rather than being "too utopian", are because of how hard it is for average viewers to imagine a post-capital world with how much the world has become commoditized.
@@danielnugent6545 Latinum likely exists as a currency because there are still Federation-allied civs that are capitalist, like Ferengi. That and, again, viewers (especially in the 60s/70s) have an issue getting post-capital.
@@CraigKeidel "I could fish in the morning, hunt in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening and do critical theory at night, just as I have a mind, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, shepherd or critic."
I'm glad Star Fleet janitor is happy with his job unlike the Star Fleet lawyer.
Lawyers are NEVER happy. Trust me I know! Lol
Well yeah that's because the captain isn't constantly stepping in to serve as janitor himself.
Ok, this needs to become a series.
I am loving these starfleet crew spotlights, can't wait to see more.
Considering this isn't the first one, I think it will be if it isn't already.
No yeah, I'd watch this from him or an official version 100%!
Yes!
Agreed, the librarian was great..😂😂😂
For some reason the air filter burial story actually actually hit me the hardest. They did their best to honor her wishes, and that just grabs me right in the feels.
It's such a Starfleet thing to do.
Also makes you think how goddamn awful it must smell after a fight :/
Starfleet Plumber.
Starfleet Chef.
Starfleet Window Cleaner.
Starfleet Librarian.
Starfleet Painter.
Starfleet Upholsterer.
Starfleet Dog Walker.
Starfleet Butcher.
Starfleet Baker.
Starfleet Candlestick Maker.
Starfleet Spellchecker.
Starfleet Professional UA-camr.
This series could go on for a while.
Mott the Barber from TNG definitely needs his own show.
I've worked for years in a meat market, I could certainly write an episode about that. Like Lieutenant Karen who never gets off of her communicator while she's ordering but thinks I'm rude when I throw a phaser at her.
Starfleet Hairdresser
Starfleet Masseuse
Starfleet Animal Control
Starfleet Android Control
Starfleet Grammar School Teacher
Starfleet Personnel Officer
Starfleet Administrative Assistant
I think Starfleet Librarian would be interesting. That's probably a hard job cataloging all the new and existing information into formats that can be accessed by everyone.
Starfleet Chef, played by Johnathan Frakes
I think what people tend to forget is that every person serving in Starfleet on a ship is a trained and qualified astronaut.
I remember one episode where Picard said in his log that they were stopping at some starbase or another to "have the ship's excess baryons removed".
For those wondering, "baryons" is a fancy way of saying your normal, everyday protons and neutrons. So, in other words, sweeping the floor and emptying the trash.
Keep up the hard work, Jimmy.
That one always got me too! The sweep really is the interstellar equivalent of a car wash (that just happens to kill you).
@@graemebart6818 if you look closely Tuvok is in that episode😅 (Tim Russ)
I would pay real money to see Steve playing this character in a real series on TV.
Paramount get this man a cameo in Lower Decks! He could be the new Scruffy like in Futuroma
Yes
Star Trek: Lowest Decks
@@TheMAZZTer not a fan of Lower Decks
@@OverworkedITGuylol...right...Steve rather do this on Prodigy tho..lol
Former janitor/maintenance guy here. I love this - this character feels like a combination of several people I used to know (and maybe just a little of me too...).
No kidding! Nearly every ship in the fleet would have to have its own compliment of carpet cleaning staff.
Another former janitor here. It may not be the best job, but it is a good job. Few things are as satisfying as walking in to a mess and walking away from a sweet smelling job well done.
Not iRobots? Well at least someone to maintain them…
Filling those roles for County right now. VERY relatable...
@@MadelineHere They probably do have cleaning robots for regular maintenance cleaning stuff. But someones gonna need to check their work. Did they cover the right areas at the right intervals. Are their crud hoppers emptying into the ships matter storage tanks. The a sapient being needs to tick a box and sign their name kinda stuff you see in large organizations.
Oooh, the Navy burns! 😂😂😂
EDIT: Loved how he casually picked up one of the specialized plumbing tools to put the pepper on. 😂
7:19. “Oxidizing Nanocrystals” (Salt)
13:05. “How do you not season eggs”. 😅
@@bmyers7078 well, there ya go. I thought he had the pepper grinder. My bad! 😆
Oh? So the crystals were just salt? Few! I was worried he'd poisoned himself
@@planetfall5056 nopers! Salt is hydrophilic, meaning it sucks up water greedily. Bonus points, it can bind to lots of organic stuff, helping to turn a liquid stain into a damp stain as well as keep it limited to what its already touched :3
So you use salt to draw out moisture, dry it out, then scrub what's left in the rug.
I don't normally fall for running gags, but the navy jokes got me hard every time.
Because the real gag is only 1. That he’s made it a running gag
I was a janitor at Starbase 86, for 30 years, and I hated every single minute of it.
Sure. I bet your friend in the Navy had better stories-
You have 86 likes, and i can't bring myself to add another just for the symmetry
The next Star Trek show needs to make a character out of the Chief Custodian, the potential for storytelling is astronomical. The Miles O'Brian 2.0, with a hint of Boothby and just a dash of EMH thrown in for good measure
Yes!
Please state the nature of the custodial emergency.
All of these characters Steve comes up with ... and only them. Every other crewmember never enters the area the camera looks at, except maybe as a shadow (or a stain) or the like. Maybe a voice.
@@jonathanscherer7482 O M God - made me smile and wonder if you’ve ever seen a show on Off Off Broadway?
An emergency maintenance hologram based on Miles O'Brien.
Let's be honest, he just wanted to make himself a fancy egg sandwich. This whole skit was just born of a need to justify the food.
And I love it.
A bit like Philosophy Tube and the Haggis?
As soon as I saw the pepper mill as prop I knew where this was going.
Appreciate the respect with which you presented the custodian crew. I have never understood why so many people look down on the maintenance and cleaning guys. They clean literal shit! I don't have the stomach for that job. Show some respect.
This is funny but it also feels like the best of Star Trek. Here's an articulate, passionate person doing what he loves. He's empathetic and takes care of the people who work for him. I love the details like the story about the doctor, and how clear it was that the details mattered to him. It wasn't 'some ambassador,' and that attention to detail says a lot about this guy.
10/10 would bring him an egg sandwich.
You should write Star Trek books. These “lower decks”stories are great. It also highlights the fact that there ware so many other people on those ships and we never get to see how all the crazy stuff affects them.
That molecular scrubber sounded a lot like a sonic screwdriver.
Wow, I never expected to hear anyone reference that episode of TNG ever again, let alone repeatedly in a skit! Well played.
Like how he got the name of the ship wrong.
@@jamesphillips2285 That part confused me
"All that chunky salsa splashed on the wall, that used to be a person. Two people actually"
I don't know WTF I just watched, but this man gets a gold medal for fantastic story telling!
JAG, custodial... I love this series. I'd love to see your take on a Star Fleet Librarian.
Yeeeees librarian next!!!
I appreciate the use of condiment grinders. Great TOS medical scanner reference!
I would absolutely take that job, just to be in Starfleet.
💯
I was a janitor/maintenance guy when I was in high school and college. Despite having been an attorney and now a software developer, it was my favorite job I have ever had. I would probably still be doing work like that if it paid anything...
Seems like a really good gig, and no matter how automated the future gets there will need to be someone to clean stuff, so you wouldn't feel useless.
Being a custodial supervisor at large university, this brought a smile to my face since I can so relate to it. Thanks!
I absolutely love these slice-of-life moments and 'lower-decks' perspectives on events from rarely-remembered episodes!! I could watch a whole playlist of these every day. Even though life in the Federation isn't perfect, I still long for progress in that direction, and seeing these makes it feel more real and possible. So, thank you! Incredibly well-done.
This is such a great bit. It feels like this is more in line what LD could have been.
Still could be. "Star Trek: Lowest Deck", anyone?
I ran a Star Trek : Lower Decks TTRPG campaign, and one of the characters was a janitor and another worked in logistics.
Absolutely frickin' brilliant!
The ending... completely flipped the meaning of the whole sketch. I felt like Riker in the mental institution when he sees that the "communication device" his fellow patient claims to have made turns out to just be a spoon.
The man seems more content in his job than the Starfleet lawyer. Well, now I'm off to make a BACON and egg sandwich.
right?!
Taking it to 11!
Oh my God, this is perfect. You're a natural. You honestly sound like someone talking about a real job.
It's interesting how well you captured being a janitor. I do this job irl so a lot of the things you said about a person feels about doing the job is right on the money. Another interesting thing to note is how close we both were in our imagining the job for start fleet. I too imagined most of the work being automated with the exception of bio-hazard spills, unlike you I imagined drones helping out a lot more (even though those things aren't mentioned). I do like your interpretation a little better though.
I like the way you pulled a Number One from 'The Cage' by looking up to talk to someone through the communicator at chest level... Excellent easter egg!
Hoodies in space! Total custodian level slack and I love it
You’re such a solid (comedy) writer, man. Been watching the ENTIRETY of your channel the last few months and I can’t imagine this sort of consistency is the easiest thing to manage, even for the most talented of us. The pace you’ve found is so impressive to me. An ego well deserved. Cheers.
I feel that one thing that separates a Federation ship from Klingons or even other sci-fi franchises like Star Wars is that the ships are clean and in good repair.
Saw a video essay commenting that the republic being clean and better maintained before the rise of fascism may have been deliberate. May have been Jessie Gender's "The Revolutionary Spirit of Star Wars Andor" video
This (and the lawyer episode) was brilliant! I immediately started thinking about all the other jobs, like many others have; as a fan of NCIS, my thought was the “Agent Afloat” and what that would mean in Starfleet.
The southern accent makes me think of Trip from Star Trek- Enterprise. There was a minor character from Star Trek- TNG , he was the head groundskeeper at Star Fleet Academy, portrayed by Ray Walston ( Uncle Martin in My Favorite Martian back in the 60s). He was an interesting character. In fact, his stories about the Star Fleet personnel he met over the course of his long life would make some interesting stories in a series.
That was so heartfelt. Genuine respect to you and all your janitorial compatriots!
When I was little my Dad and I would actually pretend to be janitors on the Enterprise (both Original and Next.) Out there washing windows while at warp speed and funny stuff like that. And now I'm an elementary school custodian and enjoy being one.
This and the lawyer one had me in stitches. Great content as always.
Actually using the pepper pots at the end was a touch of genius.
I also really like the character encouraging his underling to have a break after whatever the hell went wrong in that science lab.
That’s also the same laser thermometer make they used as a prop in Enterprise, it certainly looks sufficiently futuristic!
I love the idea that the Galaxy class has both an Odyssey and a Ulysses. I’d totally buy the stuffy admirals naming those ships making that decision. Just like all the captains we were shown were stuffy old men.
Nice animation work on the warp transition and the door coming down as well, plus the narrative justification for only animating it a little bit. (Speaking of, Discovery _did_ have a door! It just wasn’t drawn attention to, and was only used while at warp. Just like in this sketch!)
The full service restaurant! In PIC season 3, some people asked why there was a cook, and my thing was perhaps a captain has some leeway in what recreational facilities get put onboard; Picard set up a bar for his friend, but Shaw opened up a little bistro. Maybe a Saurian captain would set up a little wine bar.
It's a nice little touch to a ship.
Not the kinda stuff they do in the Navy though.
Loved the easter egg that some props were salt and pepper shakers. That 'plumbing phaser' I'm sure could also tell you the temperature of the clogged hair.
Love this. One to do has got to be the Supply and Requisitions guy. That one man who makes sure the ship is well stocked and always has a stash of Romulan Ale.
I love that almost all his tools were made from salt and pepper shakers, just like McCoy's in the original sick bay!
That air filter line nearly sent me out the airlock xD also now i want a pepper mill that makes wibbly bibbly star trek noises when i turn the handle. Excellent prop gag payoff
What do you think about the proposal to implement ECHs (Emergency Custodial Holograms) on the new-generation starships?
I'm loving these. The next one has got to be the guy in the galley that had to make the egg sandwich.
Steve thanks for "boldly going where no one has gone before!"
This is fantastic. I also want to write a song called "There Was a Pink Slush (All Over The Warp Nacelle)" as a horrifying folk ballad.
that after a particularly nasty battle Picard came down to deck 15 grabbed a sonic mop and tried get his hands dirty, He wasn't posturing he was making genuine effort but he did just kind of spread everything around and make it worse.
I am loving the videos about side work in Star Fleet.
Steam in the air from all of those Navy burns...
I absolutely love this series! Whatever job you can think that a starfleet officer needs, I want to see what they have to say about the federation and their role in it
I discovered your channel throught the Starfleet Lawyer video and became an instant fan. I love these mocumentary style interviews.
Steve, this is incredible. The tone, timing, everything. This is more what I'd hoped we be seeing from Lower Decks- fingers crossed for more! Well done!
“Maybe that one” killed me. And the running navy joke made me chuckle. Thanks.
Man. This was SOOO much fun to watch. They way he rolls from one story to the next and it sounds so plausible. Top Notch, Steve!
Friends and I for YEARS made the "worst job on the Enterprise is cleaning the holodeck" jokes. We considered that bit from Lower Decks vindication.
I really like these skits, the best thing about modern Star Trek is that it focuses on the roles you'd never expect in Starfleet.
I DEFINITELY love these documentary style interview type videos with different Starfleet people. These are great.
Lower-lower decks. Instead of Ensigns performing menial duties while trying to get promoted, here's a guy that likes his job and is happy to stick around... and he's got stories.
Yeah that telepathic suicide residue episode of TNG was something else. It was funny how the janitor didn’t know it was the Enterprise
well done Steve. oddly, it reminds me of my first job when I was 16 back in the 80s; i was the every-other-day afternoon janitor at a local Dunkin' Donuts.
not sure if anyone ever stopped to think about it, but someone has to clean up after glazed donuts are glazed
I'm loving these! There awesome. Definitely a 5 out of 5! I'd love to see the supply officer or a pharmacist. 🖖
This series is quickly becoming my favourite thing on youtube!
This is your best unseen Starfleet jobs interview so far. I'm a sucker for stories about blue collar stiffs in high-tech, sci-fi places.
Omg using the floor cleaning pepper shaker at the end was brilliant!
This is excellent spoof! Great job!
Nicely thought out. Reminds me of an idea I had a long time ago about a Star Trek CSI. Everyone I explained it to thought it wouldn't be worth while because some bs handwavium. Now I know the proper response is "That's why you get good writers." Also it would be great to have some super crunchy hard sci-fi where things like piecing together the crime scene from what got caught in filters post disruptors.
I served in the US navy, in submarines. Can confirm, it sucks. There is nothing but casual (and not so casual) cruelty aboard a submarine. A toxic environment where you're never good, just less broken. There are no rewards for doing well, just punishment for transgressions. Actually in thinking about it, submarine service checks a lot of items from the BITE model...
I enjoyed the sketch! From my experience though, no CPO I know would tolerate "sir" by a junior rating. "I'm not some officer. I work for a living, dammit!" 😂
I don't know *where* you came up with the idea for this, but this was the most enjoyable video I've seen in weeks. This was just wonderful.
Back to rewatch the whole Jobs series front to back again. These are so good!! Thank you for making them.
So glad you came back to this idea / series. This is amazing.
Steve, that was brilliant. Totally believable, and utterly hilarious. I'm glad I wasn't drinking a beverage while watching it.
I really enjoy how likable you make all these characters.
I'd figure they'd just tell O'brien to do all the dirty jobs.
And he'd assign another engineer to it. Probably Rom.
Let's be very clear, this is some of the funniest and most entertaining material I've ever seen!!
Hey now, Miguel is from Humidia V. That colony has high atmospheric moisture and they're used to using a lot less seasoning.
Love these interviews. AND you are sooo convincing! It's been my pleasure and honor to know folks like this - humbling, really. 😊💜
About 7:00 is what tools Starfleet Custotions/Janitors use most frequently.
These are great, and it’s especially great to see one that’s upbeat and no less hilarious than the lawyer one (which I also loved). Can’t wait for more.
I watch Starfleet Lawyer often, and now this jewel falls into my lap! Steve, you spoil us! 😍
The captain of the Perseus must've been a Wookie. Better than my crossover fan-fic....
Would definitely like to see more of this guy.
Original and clever. No one ever thinks about who cleans the ships and star bases. I really enjoyed this. I think a full length novel about the adventures of a starship janitor would be awesome.
Really liking these starfleet skits you've been making Steve, keep up the great work.
This is my favorite new thing that you do. Please do more of this.
Well done. The audio drama "Star Trip" by The Congress of Wonders featured switchboard operator first class Maggie McApron ("I'm sorry, but that line is busy") and the ship's chaplain ("I'm sorry captain, I'm afraid I've gotten blood on your smock").
This and Starfleet Lawyer finally convinced me to sign up for your Patreon. Please keep this sort of inspired stuff up, it's fantastic!
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Just found your channel, the algorithm finally did something right. seriously you’re really really good at this. That whole janitor thing riveted me to the screen. Absolutely believable. Well done I look forward to seeing your other videos. Thanks.
I hope you have a lot of fun with these. I enjoy watching your essays but it’s great to see you stretch out your comedy and acting skills like you did/do with some of your other work.
I love these short videos. It's funny to think that there are people in starfleet with ordinary jobs. Endless possibilities.
This was so good… I’d like to hear from a “Starfleet Anthropologist”, or however you’d title the experts that Starfleet would need to embed into pre-contact societies - people who would need years of study and language training *for each planet*, meaning they maybe get 3 their entire career. Of course, you could then endlessly bitch about how the first officers always pull rank and throw themselves ‘undercover’ because they think it’s cool and looks good for the brass (or about how sloppy science teams spoil your work, etc, I think there’s a lot there). The core bit might be a little close to the ‘Starfleet lawyer’ video’s but the stories of the massive fuckups and alienated societies could be gold.
I need to see the Starfleet IT guy next. XD Not every starship had the benefit of a sapient AI who can just plug into the computer whenever some ancient artifact infects it with a virus. And that damned stellar cartographer just won't layoff the sketchy Targ porn...
The absolute trauma of the ables'man whose job it is to keep purging Riker's personal terminal after he's downloaded a nasty virus from PornCube. Over, and over, and...
So well written and performed; funny and oddly touching as all good comedy is.
Steve this was absolutely amazing my friend! Had to watch the intro 3 times, it was just so perfect. Damn it's been a journey to see your works get better and better and more clever - LLaP my friend and to all!
I love the combination of uniform and hoodie.
Being able to even access a live plasma stream? Space OSHA fails again.
love this series