Mia P. M&M is for you! Because you’re so sweet! Butterfly wings are also for you, they symbol that you are beautiful! I guess a painting too, because everybody admires you. :D Don’t forget that people will give you respect too. :P
NemesisRX Eh, some people gotta be nice. The worlds just full of poison at this point. You’re either nice, or just plain mean. That’s what I’ve noticed from the public, before the pandemic of course...
I feel like Marno wants to do full on rp asmr vids sometimes but he has no idea really how to so the closest thing we get is an identity crisis every once in a while.
marno. i NEED this to be an ongoing character of yours lol. literally loved every second of it. i was intrigued, relaxed, entertained, all at once too.
@Busto I own some balaclavas, but they're like a mid-evil and have a mask that I can pull up. He's using a stretchy black beanie. Since the middle part of the ski mask is a bit torn. So I suspect he had cut it or it's just falling apart.
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
@@_nya_3664 Ok I'm gonna translate for fun here User Andichrist says: Damn shit wee € 2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, weerew shit e One for one translation here, Im not great at localizing tongues
Dude, thanks for appreciating me. Honestly, my self steem was affected by the horrible gash on my face, but after the impromptu tooth floss sewing and the positive affirmations, man, I gotta say, I feel fresh and resilient. You're a good bro, bro. Also a good thief. You stole my heart and my lunch when we was kids. And though I cant be sold for all the dough in the world, you make me feel worth it. Let's get it broski.
This man just talked about the color scheme of a fanny pack for 3 minutes before casually whipping a switchblade out of it. If that isn’t chaotic neutral I don’t know what is
“You never really see that baseball bat coming” is a whole 2019 vibe Edit: Well...... I guess this is an even bigger 2020 vibe. Edit 2: …Hi past me, welcome to 2022… it’s still a vibe. Edit 3: …… damn, 2024. Still the vibe.
"You are a rock" 🙂 "You are my rock" 😄 "You are my marble" 😁 "You can sell a marble for a lot of money" ☹ "Can't sell you for all the dough in the world" 😀
Okay, despite the context of the video I can't stress enough that this is actually the most tingle enducing, relaxing asmr video I've watched just... Ever. It's definitely the soft spoken accent. Made me feel real good about myself too. Never thought a dude kidnapping me would make me feel so positive before sleeping, heh OH IM HIS PARTNER IN CRIME
Marno’s great at exuding platonic vibes if that makes sense. I feel like a lot of male asmrtists make their roleplays too flirty so it’s really nice to feel like we’re just a couple of pals having some of that good good platonic intimacy™
I've been a steady follower and concerned of Marno's productions for years, and I am a repeat visitor to all of these videos. This is easily my seventh or eighth time on this video, and just glanced through the comments to discover this gem. You are so, so accurate with your description, and it is seriously part of his unique charm and part of what has made me almost religiously follow this man since the beginning.
Yes! I almost instantly click away from most other male artists cause they make me uncomfortable and their content usually carries the threat of sexuality and I’m waiting for their true motive to reveal itself. Marno’s videos just feel human, friendly. And he also really gets how to do asmr content.
This reminds me of stories where robbers break in and they actually give stuff to the victims cuz the robbers are like "holy shit you are BROKE and you need help so I shall help you" like that one meme with the big bulky mom in all the war armor and she's looking at the drawing her son did.
Spluck It I know for a fact he doesn’t sound Canadian my friends mom is from Canada and I spent a lot of time with them I think it’s less mass but more New York now that I think about it
Mob boss: take care of him, he’s a liability Marno: you got it boss *marno comes back an hour later* Marno: alright boss, I patched him up and I’m running him a bubble bath
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
Can you just imagine the store clerk watching him buy a bag, a knife, a mask And other things you might use for a robbery or assault and wondering if they should just report him now
Y'know i saw the notif and i saw the mask. I saw this thing, was somehow surprised, but the most out of place thing, for me, is the soft new york accent
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
Me - Marno - * is a New Yorker who is patching me up after probably getting me into too much trouble to handle * Me (after looking at the caption and being a long time subscriber, knowing exactly what this man is like) - 14:18
1 year later, this video became my confort video. I SWEAR every time i have a mental breakdown i watch this video and i feel safe. I really don't know why but this is my favourite video of ALL time. Thank you so much, you inspire me SO MUCH, you have no idea. ❤️
Honestly same, such a bizarre idea for a video but something about this vid just really helps me relax and breathe again no matter how bad the day's been. Good ol' Conor is just....I'd trust him with my life, if not my wallet.
This is genius. Literally. I would have never thought up this concept, but the execution here was brilliant. A strange video to become my new favorite, but here we are.
But seriously- I NEED more of this please. Do you know how hard it is to find personal attention ASMR (especially from a male ASMRtist) that isn't weirdly romantic or even sexual? This is peak. Personal attention that is a bit goofy but also sweet and genuinely caring and not even the tiniest hint of creep. I love it so much. This is definitely my favorite ASMR video. I have been re-watching it for years. Thank you ❤and more pretty please!
idk why... but i always come back to this video whenever i'm feeling anxious. it might have something to do with the particular way you soft speak but don't really whisper in this one; it's very soothing but in a more casual way, lmao. thank you for the great content my dude. i cannot even count how many times i've played this video and watched intently, let alone how many times i've played it in the background to keep me grounded when i'm trying to be productive. i just appreciate your channel so much, tbh.
I just found this video again after 4 years. The nostalgia is crazy. I remember certain lines cause of how many times I used to watch this. Love you Chris!!
"I feel like I could fit in at a Tyler the Creator concert. Or at one of those cafe's where they draw a little leaf in the foam." The fact that Gabe actually owns these though, now I'm imagining him doing both. "It's a little ugly though-" LOL
I waould love for this to be a SERIES! lets get Marno's character a name and learn more about the lore of Marno's accomplices. Is he in the mob? Is he kleptomaniac? So many questions!
I don't know about yall but this has to be my favorite ASMR video ever! The accent, the tone of voice, the calm, and THE COMEDY!!!! Man I loved the comedy. I could listen to this a hundred times over!! @Marno ASMR could we please get a part 2?? I loved this so much and it is so original. Thanks so much for the amazing content, much love.
Concept: The criminal is actually talking to an alpaca he stole from the local Petco. For some reason they sell alpacas. You’re the alpaca. Your name is Camel, and you’re very resilient. That’s why he named you Camel. You were brought along on a mission because you can carry stuff on your back and spit at police officers but got unexpectedly vibe checked by an old man with a bat. Checkmate, fellow theorists, I bet you can’t beat that.
Okay, listen. It's been 2 months and I've watched this video I'll bet at least 30 times not just for the personal attention but also for the wittiness and the character. This *NEEDS* a part 2.
Something always brings me back to this video. I haven't found anything quite like it. It makes me feel a certain warm and fuzzy and safe feeling whenever I watch it. Marno has this way of putting me at ease that I've only gotten from two other ASMRtists. His videos feel like a nice, long hug
Marno! I became an EMT!! This video particular helped me out so much on those nights before a test, i'd listen to it to relax my frayed nerves and study. even now, im about to take my state licensing exam. and this brings me so much peace. thank you.
This accent or whatever is so relaxing may we please PLEASE see more of this guy this is so relaxing like all your other videos are so amazing and phenomenal but I find myself circling back to this one for it's uniquely tingly and relaxing capabilities
I wish youd do reaccuring characters! I love all the people you become in your videos and this guy- this guy gave me wicked tingles! Keep up the good work!
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This feels like he got told to “take care of you” and he misunderstood and actually takes care of you instead of killing you.
A random Dutch Girl 😂😂😂
Partner in crime tho
Yup
He also seems like he reads self-help books and listens to podcasts about emotional health while he sits with the getaway car.
Had niet verwacht andere Nederlanders hier tegen te komen
"You're strong, you're strong... You're like a camel."
Me: *Nodding through tears* "I am strong. I am a camel." 😭
Let the camel water flow through you
You’re doing great. Just breathe.
you're my marble
This coment made my day
I am camel
Boss: "take care of the hostage"
Marno: "ok boss"
Marno....
He was told to "take care if them" but he misunderstood
Of*
hey man marno is doing a great job
Giorno Giovanna I didn’t know you listened to ASMR
lvl 100 mafia boss be like
Everyone’s talking about being called a camel and a marble but I’m most endeared by being called “you peanut m&m you” or “butterfly wings”!
Mia P. M&M is for you! Because you’re so sweet! Butterfly wings are also for you, they symbol that you are beautiful!
I guess a painting too, because everybody admires you. :D
Don’t forget that people will give you respect too. :P
@@beanie640 I don't know what to say, but oh my gosh thats legitimately the nicest thing ever said to thank you so much!
Mia P. I have always been taught to say the truth, so there it is. :D
@Skull_manz If only people were regularly this nice in the outside world.
NemesisRX Eh, some people gotta be nice. The worlds just full of poison at this point. You’re either nice, or just plain mean. That’s what I’ve noticed from the public, before the pandemic of course...
I feel like Marno wants to do full on rp asmr vids sometimes but he has no idea really how to so the closest thing we get is an identity crisis every once in a while.
Is this even him?? Or like a friend who wanted to try anonymously? Haha
This comment wins 😆
Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂
M you can tell it’s definitely him because of the tattoos on his wrist and arm
Veronica Sawyer or the small blonde fuzz on his lower lip
marno. i NEED this to be an ongoing character of yours lol. literally loved every second of it. i was intrigued, relaxed, entertained, all at once too.
NESS I completely agree I love this soooo much
Gabe:t h e r e c a n o n l y b e o n e
@@kmac291 plot twist it's actually Gabe.
Methinks this is a side gig for Gabe 😆
Absolutely
I’m less than a minute in and I don’t know wether to be comforted or creeped out
Edit: comforted. Mugger man is a sweetie
A real good fella besides the mugging and stuff
My thought process exactly
love mugger man
Good people do dumb things
You sound pretty sus
I imagine that he found that ski mask and his first thought was “I can do a role play where I’m a criminal”
I mean it that was probably following the original thought:
“ hey look, a ski mask! “
@Busto I own some balaclavas, but they're like a mid-evil and have a mask that I can pull up. He's using a stretchy black beanie. Since the middle part of the ski mask is a bit torn. So I suspect he had cut it or it's just falling apart.
@Busto they're the same thing?
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
I was your 666th like 😈
“You don’t gotta look tough for me, you personified Stonehenge....but we all crumble sometimes.” - Marno
If marno isn’t a dad idk who is
くくそくらえそくwee €2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, wwerewえくそくeらえ
@@antichrist4449 No need to get political here
@@_nya_3664 wh-
@@_nya_3664
Ok I'm gonna translate for fun here
User Andichrist says: Damn shit wee € 2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, weerew shit e
One for one translation here, Im not great at localizing tongues
@@sweatyskeleton7390 thank you, I forgot that I've said that, but I am very glad to know now
"You're like a rock. You're my rock"
*Everybody liked that*
it's not just a rock..😔🥵🥺..its a boulder
Rahda rahda. Get the reference?
You personificated stone henge
The Cube not funny if you gotta ask
Yessir
Dude, thanks for appreciating me. Honestly, my self steem was affected by the horrible gash on my face, but after the impromptu tooth floss sewing and the positive affirmations, man, I gotta say, I feel fresh and resilient.
You're a good bro, bro. Also a good thief. You stole my heart and my lunch when we was kids. And though I cant be sold for all the dough in the world, you make me feel worth it.
Let's get it broski.
This gamer damn got this bread
Tony The Giraffe not just this bread, *all* the bread
Akihito Tsukushi is God got the whole loaf
777 likes.. im feelin lucky
@@PostMortemAnimations nah, they got the whole bakery
This man just talked about the color scheme of a fanny pack for 3 minutes before casually whipping a switchblade out of it.
If that isn’t chaotic neutral I don’t know what is
U t e n s i l s
I am feeling a whole new level of chaotic neutral vibes right now
Anybody who admires camels and bedbugs is definitely chaotic
This is a perfect analogy of chaotic nuestras and actually helped me understand the concept better.
Nah. This is more chaotic good. He's doing a bad thing but with good intent lol.
“You never really see that baseball bat coming” is a whole 2019 vibe
Edit: Well...... I guess this is an even bigger 2020 vibe.
Edit 2: …Hi past me, welcome to 2022… it’s still a vibe.
Edit 3: …… damn, 2024. Still the vibe.
VIBE CHECK
Baseball bat of depression doin’ it’s weekly vibe check
Glenn and Abraham probs think the same (twd fans where u @)
Vibe check is Vaccination 2
I love a good baseball bat to the face
"You are a rock"
🙂
"You are my rock"
😄
"You are my marble"
😁
"You can sell a marble for a lot of money"
☹
"Can't sell you for all the dough in the world"
😀
Accurate movement of emotion
69 nice
@@irishpotato5599 shut
@@irishpotato5599 Up
@@irishpotato5599 you
shoulda been titled “positive affirmations from a canadian robber”
oh yeah no you betchah boss, i'll take care of him real good eh.
Jaiyde as a pure canadian myself, i can confirm this
BWAHAHAHA
@@puppymcpupsters jeez, you ok?
Want me to patch you up tough guy?
Bwahaha....
I had to click it lmao... I didn't know wtf this was omg...
Y’all thinking he’s our captor when we’re really his accomplice
didnt expect the ending too 😂
Yeah I know
That bat hit us harder than we thought
This...
This is...
*THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR*
Oh honey
hooonnneyyyy
Oh ho-neyyy
Okay, despite the context of the video I can't stress enough that this is actually the most tingle enducing, relaxing asmr video I've watched just... Ever. It's definitely the soft spoken accent. Made me feel real good about myself too. Never thought a dude kidnapping me would make me feel so positive before sleeping, heh
OH IM HIS PARTNER IN CRIME
wretched euphoria YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
Dr T Asmr does a lot of Italian mob guy asmr
I was like 666 and I loved the video
8:09 8:09 8:09
8:14
Marno’s great at exuding platonic vibes if that makes sense. I feel like a lot of male asmrtists make their roleplays too flirty so it’s really nice to feel like we’re just a couple of pals having some of that good good platonic intimacy™
Yes i agree! He somehow gives off the perfect safe, friendly vibes
Yea RaffyTaphy has a similar vibe
I've been a steady follower and concerned of Marno's productions for years, and I am a repeat visitor to all of these videos.
This is easily my seventh or eighth time on this video, and just glanced through the comments to discover this gem.
You are so, so accurate with your description, and it is seriously part of his unique charm and part of what has made me almost religiously follow this man since the beginning.
Yes! I almost instantly click away from most other male artists cause they make me uncomfortable and their content usually carries the threat of sexuality and I’m waiting for their true motive to reveal itself. Marno’s videos just feel human, friendly. And he also really gets how to do asmr content.
This is like the dumb, “why are you even a bad guy?” villian sidekick in almost every kids movie
QuickyyQ So Kronk?
So Marv in Home Alone?
So me with my friend?
So anxiety?
So something original?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me trying to flirt: YoU’Re LiKE A CaMeL, VeRY ReSiLiEnT
I got to this comment as soon as he said it and the universe could not have been more aligned
or BED BUGS
@@juanesparza5105 omg same
YOUR NAME IS SIP SIP PONY
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
this shit hit different, this one was definitely a good idea dude
So did the baseball bat apparently
UnderScore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
buttercup - calm yourself
Jesus Christ on a bike! - i have not stopped laughing for 3 days straight
I didn’t realize an ASMR video could give me Stockholm syndrome
Ah you were faster, i wanted to say that xd
but... "we're" the partner in crime...
How does being taken care of by your partner in crime give you Stockholm syndrome
You may have misunderstood this roleplay lol. This isnt kidnapping
Que horror
When the guy who wanted to rob your house sees that you're too stressed.
Hey just cause I want money doesn't mean I want people to be upset :(
This reminds me of stories where robbers break in and they actually give stuff to the victims cuz the robbers are like "holy shit you are BROKE and you need help so I shall help you" like that one meme with the big bulky mom in all the war armor and she's looking at the drawing her son did.
Mob boss: " *take care* of it"
Marno: "say no more"
😂😂
Nah, that's Gabe 😆
I read that as Mob Ross and honestly this is what the video feels like. If Bob Ross was a mob boss
@@bunbunbuns5174 I re-read my own comment as Mob Ross just now.
I didn’t realize how bright and sparkly Marno’s eyes were, until I saw them behind a ski mask
I would like this but I cant cuz 69
Ski masks suit him
“You’ve got them nerves of steel” jokes on you... I canceled a very important doctors appointment today because I was nervous
Did you ever go?
Hannah T yeah I did eventually, a few weeks later 😂
@@lorin4617 eventually is better than never!
NERVous 😏😏
@@HumanoidChia what
me: * opens vid *
me as soon as it starts: ayo tf is this
😂😂
So true
Marno? I thought he was Rob Bank
me during my next breakdown: "you're Stonehenge personified, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge"
c'mon i can do this *I AM A ROCK*
_"I'M A VALUABLE MARBLE!"_
@@rubes221 That's the best one
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge???
@@xnimoeee8410 some very bored Neanderthals
Me: watching the video
Mom: comes in..."what are you doing?"
Me: ............"I'm a camel"
Very resilient
Please don’t attempt to drink 30 gallons of anything in 13 minutes.
I'm Stonehenge
You're marble
I'm a peanut m&m.
Did this man
just stitch my wound with
f l o s s
Minty
The floss flavor.....fucking mint
Don't forget that he asked for the floss back when we finished with it.
Boomers: u gotta watch out on the streets these days u never know who’s a criminal
Actual criminals:
Imagine walking in and seeing a man wearing a ski mask talking to a microphone while brushing a camera
I mean this comment implys you dont know him, what are you doing in his house?
@@jasperw.7930 he could be in my house?
Ah yes let me just break into this man's house and film a video
@@jasperw.7930 I mean who knows? XD
Jasper W. He has to upload somehow.
Marno sounds like his parents are from Italy but he was raised in Massachusetts
Raised in MA. Family from Sicily. We're rhotic. Marno sounds great but like a Canadian, not a Masshole. The Rs are the giveaway. :D
Spluck It I know for a fact he doesn’t sound Canadian my friends mom is from Canada and I spent a lot of time with them I think it’s less mass but more New York now that I think about it
I have never been there or seen how you spell it, but the moment I read it it translated immediately
I'm from Iowa and like 90% I forget Massachusetts exists 😂
Fox_ Soul Lol Forgot Iowa was a place So many forgettable states here
Mob boss: take care of him, he’s a liability
Marno: you got it boss
*marno comes back an hour later*
Marno: alright boss, I patched him up and I’m running him a bubble bath
*That bath soap better be bubblegum-*
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
@@vurxell2266 checkmate atheists, if god isn’t real then who’s brain do I keep in my favorite jar
@@vurxell2266 lol yes daddy. What else do I need to do with my mouth??
I'm a bad girl for I have sinned.
Can you just imagine the store clerk watching him buy a bag, a knife, a mask
And other things you might use for a robbery or assault and wondering if they should just report him now
“Or uh y’know....utensils”
3:45
That had me dying
Marno: "Couldn't sell you for all the dough in the world though."
Me: :))
Y'know i saw the notif and i saw the mask. I saw this thing, was somehow surprised, but the most out of place thing, for me, is the soft new york accent
Lol, it's like mid-west with some new York thrown in 😂
When people meet me
“It’s a little ugly... idk how I feel about it”
"I like it" :)
“There’s nobody else like you.” :D
I literally started reading the quote as soon as that part of the video came up.
LW Gaming that’s cool lol
L
The same goddamn thing came to my mind Hailey 😳
How he edited the cuts has great comedic timing
9:18 9:18 9:18
This needs a sequel I wanna know where this goes
Yes! Sequel!
Banksy Studios I read “ this needa a squirrel”
SAME bro same
i started the video and was instantly confused
Same xD
I almost thought I subbed to the wrong person xD
I was confused before I even started the video
You're just a tired idiot
I cannot express how much I truly love this. The accent, the plot, the triggers...it's perfect!
“You ever seen Baby Driver? Nobody can replicate that”
Me: internal fangirl screaming
Burrito Torpedo A g r e e
THAT MOVIE SLAPS THO
I NEED MORE OF THIS
I NEED MORE OF THIS CURSED ROLEPLAY
THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT I WANT
NO I DONT WANT IT
*I N E E D I T*
?
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
I NEED IT TOOOOOOO
@@vurxell2266 confess with your mouth that people like you are why so many people hate christians. come on, say it with your chest
@@dumpsterfire3214 I thinking the same thing
No one:
Not a soul:
Marno with a fanny pack: *you can put apples in here*
Spicy Chetoes i read this as it happened tf
Callum Robertson or utensils
Apples taste like taking off your pants...
@@shego1142 What... What does this mean?
@@squidwardtentacles3815 it's a reference to another one of his videos
Me -
Marno - * is a New Yorker who is patching me up after probably getting me into too much trouble to handle *
Me (after looking at the caption and being a long time subscriber, knowing exactly what this man is like) - 14:18
nah the viewer is supposed to be his coconspirator.
@@Gashdal I wasn't too sure I'll change it :-)
“You’re like a rock”
Ten seconds later: that ugly rock
Jacey boi nah you’re like rocky (from spongebob)
But he says you're a marble 5 seconds later
1 year later, this video became my confort video. I SWEAR every time i have a mental breakdown i watch this video and i feel safe. I really don't know why but this is my favourite video of ALL time. Thank you so much, you inspire me SO MUCH, you have no idea. ❤️
Honestly same, such a bizarre idea for a video but something about this vid just really helps me relax and breathe again no matter how bad the day's been. Good ol' Conor is just....I'd trust him with my life, if not my wallet.
This is genius. Literally. I would have never thought up this concept, but the execution here was brilliant. A strange video to become my new favorite, but here we are.
8:19
I’ve never felt so confident in myself after being compared to a camel and bedbugs
Jim Halpert and a rock.. I mean a marble
When I watched this video, I felt like he was robbing my stress.
He’s also stealing your heart
I mean......ur not wrong tho...
Mugger Marno: You can put apples in here...
*Gabe randomly appears with arms full of grapefruits instead*
I can only press the like button and it counts only once or you’d have a ton of likes
I want to like the comment, but it has 69 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that.
oops ruined the 69 likes
Not just any grapefruit- soggy, human flesh-looking, messy grapefruit......
In a BAG.
Grapefruits smell like you're not supposed to eat them
"The movies a rom com...... a romantic. Comedy." Gives off big John Mulaney vibes and I'm living for it
Me: supposed to be falling asleep
Also me: literally laughing out loud at the glasses and ski mask combo 😂
I sincerely felt that
Shhhhh you're too close to learning that he's actually an old kindly grandmother
8:44
"You personify Stonehenge, but we all crumble sometimes" damn
Abby I really needed that one today 😔
Feels like this is the character that conforms a kid while something tragic goes on in the background
your profile picture makes it better
blyat
“you’re like a camel, very resilient”
me at almost 2AM: realizing that i’ll not sleep laughing so hard
i read this as, "realizing that ill not laugh sleeping so hard
I am in the same situation
But seriously- I NEED more of this please. Do you know how hard it is to find personal attention ASMR (especially from a male ASMRtist) that isn't weirdly romantic or even sexual? This is peak. Personal attention that is a bit goofy but also sweet and genuinely caring and not even the tiniest hint of creep. I love it so much. This is definitely my favorite ASMR video. I have been re-watching it for years. Thank you ❤and more pretty please!
“They can drink up to 30 gallons in 13 minutes.... any other animal that would try that would croak.”
Me laughing while thinking “especially frogs 😂”
Hearing that actually makes me think of the story of Tiddalik, the frog that drank all the water
when a criminal supports you more than your friends 🤣
Lol! Y'all are on point with these comments tonight. 😂😍
That’s drug dealers my guy they are nice dudes
Him: “Or um, you know, utensils.”
Me: Yeah i like forks too.
Let me just stab my food with this kni- I mean fork! Mmmm.... Why are you staring at- oh I cut my mouth open.
Jacey boi the switchblade scared me 😳😂
Nah sporks are where it's at 🥵
Ya i like forks to-
“You’re a personified stone henge... but we all crumble sometimes” 🥰
idk why... but i always come back to this video whenever i'm feeling anxious. it might have something to do with the particular way you soft speak but don't really whisper in this one; it's very soothing but in a more casual way, lmao. thank you for the great content my dude. i cannot even count how many times i've played this video and watched intently, let alone how many times i've played it in the background to keep me grounded when i'm trying to be productive. i just appreciate your channel so much, tbh.
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I just found this video again after 4 years. The nostalgia is crazy. I remember certain lines cause of how many times I used to watch this. Love you Chris!!
When your partner in crime is clearly in love with you
"I feel like I could fit in at a Tyler the Creator concert. Or at one of those cafe's where they draw a little leaf in the foam." The fact that Gabe actually owns these though, now I'm imagining him doing both.
"It's a little ugly though-" LOL
"i feel like i can fit in at a tyler the creator concert" made me howl
Das Kent me watching this instead of being at camp flog gnaw rn 😭😭😭 it’s just like being there
@@soanewoodward9452 bro same
“Mafia Boss Cleans You Up, You Little Camel”
I waould love for this to be a SERIES! lets get Marno's character a name and learn more about the lore of Marno's accomplices. Is he in the mob? Is he kleptomaniac? So many questions!
Hope he does a collab with Uncle ER- I mean The Entity.
@@focalpoint._ ooooooo that’d be the coolest shit bro hell yea lol
Laughed after realizing "diy stitches" is now in Marno's search history
Also the glasses. Iconic.
every sentence in this vid could be a full on life quote
This criminal dude feels like he could be a very good and cool anti-hero character in something. Perhaps an Edgar Wright movie.
I’ve never felt so loved . And I’m just being told that I’m like a marble. Wild
Marno gets the floss through the needle
Me: FIRST TRYYYY
Aaron Kyro? XD
Jeremy Novoa FIRST TROIIIIIII
Alt title: Marno jokes about stealing and flirts with you for like 20 minutes or so also he calls you a bedbug
I like this character of "kind and supportive friend that is also definitely a dangerous criminal"
7:04 that signature "alright!" is just so wholesome like ackk
This style of whispering is different from how you usually whisper. I'd love for you to do this more cause it's very relaxing
9:03
me:
marno: "you're a camel, very resilient"
me: *stockholm syndrome*
"Can you believe I actually bought this stuff?"
...
"Just kidding."
I don't know about yall but this has to be my favorite ASMR video ever! The accent, the tone of voice, the calm, and THE COMEDY!!!! Man I loved the comedy. I could listen to this a hundred times over!! @Marno ASMR could we please get a part 2?? I loved this so much and it is so original. Thanks so much for the amazing content, much love.
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"Allow myself to introduce myself" only tru ppl know
Vincent S Q U I N G I L L I
vincent swing chilli
God I wish I was a tru ppl
Vincent
Vincent squiggly spaghetti
Welcome to Mugger Marno and Blackout Bruce, one does the robbin and the other takes the clobbin
Edit: I am a grammar goblin
Grammar goblin
*GRAMMAR GOBLIN*
Concept: The criminal is actually talking to an alpaca he stole from the local Petco. For some reason they sell alpacas. You’re the alpaca. Your name is Camel, and you’re very resilient. That’s why he named you Camel. You were brought along on a mission because you can carry stuff on your back and spit at police officers but got unexpectedly vibe checked by an old man with a bat.
Checkmate, fellow theorists, I bet you can’t beat that.
“You can let out your emotions, you’re strong”
*happy bleating*
“It’s a little ugly..but I like it” my wife says the same about me
Are you trying to steal my heart dont.....
You already did
Okay, listen. It's been 2 months and I've watched this video I'll bet at least 30 times not just for the personal attention but also for the wittiness and the character. This *NEEDS* a part 2.
Something always brings me back to this video. I haven't found anything quite like it. It makes me feel a certain warm and fuzzy and safe feeling whenever I watch it. Marno has this way of putting me at ease that I've only gotten from two other ASMRtists. His videos feel like a nice, long hug
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Marno! I became an EMT!! This video particular helped me out so much on those nights before a test, i'd listen to it to relax my frayed nerves and study. even now, im about to take my state licensing exam. and this brings me so much peace. thank you.
0:02 “could’ve planned that a bit better, that’s on me”
Dutch Van Der Linde wants to: *KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Who is dutch van der linde?
That legit what i am
Im dutch and my last name is van der linde
gewoon Tess he’s a main character from the game “Red Dead Redemption 2”
Me:*opens vid
Vid gets to 0:01
Me:* I like where this is going.
That accent is the most soothing thing I've ever heard. WTF.
19:13 Finally I'm not the only one who just called this "the thing" because they didn't know what it was called
This accent or whatever is so relaxing may we please PLEASE see more of this guy this is so relaxing like all your other videos are so amazing and phenomenal but I find myself circling back to this one for it's uniquely tingly and relaxing capabilities
Currently circling back to this
And here I am currently circling back yet again
Wow I seem to circle back to this quite often haha
Good god here I am again
Whoa Whoa Mamma Mia here I go again
I wish youd do reaccuring characters! I love all the people you become in your videos and this guy- this guy gave me wicked tingles! Keep up the good work!
This video is a MASTERCLASS in comedic timing, delivery, and editing
I hope this is the beginning of another boy's week 😎😎😎
This video is an instant classic. Somehow, accents like this give me loads of ASMR. Great, great work, Marno.
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this is my favorite asmr video of all time
ikr! i always come back to this one