Mike Wright jeez dude, you have to be looking for it for that to be a spoiler. I bet calling this video a spoiler is the only way to spoil the game for someone.
+GenociderNoooo It's a podcast joke when they make something so bad, they excuse it as IT WAS A TRIBUTE or JUST A DEMO. I don't fully understand it but i am quite new to the team.
"I was born in a small sandwich. I was still a child when we were raided by customers. Hungry customers. Torn from my elders, I was made to wear their toppings. With each new pickle my orders changed. Along with the sauce they made me squeeze. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Subs - can - kill." Jared "Sub Face" Fogle
+49th You realize by saying they spoiled it, actually spoils the game for everyone else... because i din't think anything of the video until i read the comments.
DaRkiNGGaMinG If you say so. So I'm the only one who thought the reveal of Big Boss and what he had to say at the end of MGS4 was kinda related to the rest of the series? Weird. Then again, the rushed nature of the exposition about Zero did ruin the implications somewhat.
I'm sure you probably ended up playing it already by now, so you probably already know, but this video actually has a lot to do with mgsv in terms of fake doubles
+SilentTree Well, if you hadn't made this comment I would've thought nothing more of this video and continued playing GOTY. But since you did, I've been spoiled. So the answer is no, they didn't spoil the twist. But you did.
I want to watch this, but watching the first 30 seconds I already feel like I've fucked myself of some of MGS V's twists and turns. And I was doing so well...
That ending was the most awkward and greatest thing I have ever scrolled down to the comments to avoid. My God was it beautiful. How do you guys do it?
i like how shawn tells rocco to be careful when snake is just crouched. reminds me of the "tummy ache" video where shawn is the one with the controller but he tells everyone else to watch out
I feel like this whole video was just an excuse for rocco to dress like a kid in subway while yelling for uncle Jared.
+SelectNips He said in Podcast 362 that it was
+SelectNips -- Seemed like a very elaborate way of going about it....
+empire JUST LIKE METAL GEAR
+Mike Wright what exactly did they spoil though?
Mike Wright jeez dude, you have to be looking for it for that to be a spoiler.
I bet calling this video a spoiler is the only way to spoil the game for someone.
3:17 "A Native American made this sandwich" - Derrick as he laughs at his own joke. Amazing video Mega64 :)
64 has come too
+FroggywithFries LXIV has come to
They've gone nuclear
+FroggywithFries It's "come to", as in to wake up.
is harrison ford really dead
I also came.
Ohhhhh I get it. IT WAS A TRIBUTE
+Sir Nasty IT WAS A FUCKING TRIBUTE.
+Logan Sanborn DONT LISTEN TO THIS IMPOSTOR. HES TRYING TO BE A TRIBUTE TO ME
+Sir Nasty IT WAS JUST A DEMO
+Sir Nasty Wait, I don't get it. A tribute to what?
+GenociderNoooo
It's a podcast joke when they make something so bad, they excuse it as IT WAS A TRIBUTE or JUST A DEMO. I don't fully understand it but i am quite new to the team.
I can't believe he actually went in a subway and did that xD
"I was born in a small sandwich. I was still a child when we were raided by customers. Hungry customers. Torn from my elders, I was made to wear their toppings. With each new pickle my orders changed. Along with the sauce they made me squeeze. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Subs - can - kill."
Jared "Sub Face" Fogle
+Cosmicgoatee "In his eyes, the greatest symbiotic kid diddler isn't microbial, it's linguistic."
+Cosmicgoatee You won me with "I was born in a small sandwich".
"that was my ass, fart'n", good cover up, flawless delivery, very believable.
Every 5 seconds of this video contains a perfectly quotable classic line.
“I like adults! And sandwiches!”
“DIE, LITTLE KID BUTT LOVER!”
They ate us like a damn sandwitch!
Such a lust for footlongs!
+Bigbossgiga They diddled us again! Wait...no that was Jared.
+Bigbossgiga Give it back! That sandwich was ours! We customized it ourselves! You! You Jersey Mike's bitch!
BloodLibel10 Were putting our hands in bloody battlefield bacon, just for sanwitch
Bigbossgiga Kaz, I'm already a sandwich. Subway is no place for me.
"A Native American made this sandwich" Derrick laughing while saying it is the funniest part.
Derrick corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN
Garett's acting: so good.
They touched us like a damn DIDDLE
3:14 Garrett's delivery is just heavenly there
They all delivered their lines so well in this one.
God, it's been over 5 years and every time I watch this video I die laughing .
SUCH A LUST FOR CHILDREN!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?
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"Les Enfants Ass Crimes, Zero called it..."
Why would you spoil the story of a major unreleased game?
+Tommy Dang
Are you guys saying that Mega64 spoiled MGS5? or that someone in the comment section did.
+RadassBadass And nobody would know if you would shut up.
+Garett Lockwood
twitter.com/Mega64/status/638452662627778560
+49th You do realize no one would think this was a spoiler until you fucking exposed the video as a spoiler right?
+49th You realize by saying they spoiled it, actually spoils the game for everyone else... because i din't think anything of the video until i read the comments.
Diamond Dog the Bounty Hunter
"I like adults and sandwiches!" I hope this is the next Mega 64 t-shirt.
"Is that a racist comment cause I'm Italian?!?" *chicken dance starts playing*
he meant it like you know... wop you up to?!?
@@50_Lizardss "You say that and the shit about Obama on the podcast! I'm getting really fucking tired of it!"
DANIEL NOT NOW
1:54 Rocco's greatest line of dialogue
Jesus they actually went into Subway and pulled that shit.
I didn't diddle the kiddles...
THEY DIDDLED US LIKE A DAMN KIDDLE!
One of the best videos on the channel
"I didn't diddle those kiddles"
when Rocco said the Rage Against the Machine lyrics I literally choked to death laughing so hard
R.I.P.
Bottomless Pit same here i wish rocco would reference rage against the machine more often
F
@@clevelandbrown5709 there's old friends and new friends and even a bear
The older I get the less I can watch the stinger at the end without cringing, what an amazing stunt.
This is the best mega64 video.
i havent played the other games, does this video have the backstory i need to jump in to MGSV?
Garrett entering scenes with crazy eyes is my absolute favorite thing about mega64 videos
I love these heavy improv, crazy editing videos
This video reminds me of the earlier Mega64 days.
+TheWisestWizards Needs more Marcus
Jared "Fogle" Leto
"You f**ked those kids?"
"NO!!!!"
WHAT A WACKY METAL GEAR SPOOF! GREAT GAGS AND LAUGHS IN THAT ONE!!
That was fucking intense garrett what the fuck
What a great MGSV skit.
The script of this video is probably still one of your best.
"I didn't diddle those kiddles"-Derrick 2015
This really is Kojima's masterpiece
I've seen this a million times and it somehow gets funnier every single time I come back to it.
There are so many good quotes in this. And that last part is fantastic.
Wow that was fucking great, you just spoiled the ending where Snake becomes a subway sandwich.
I will keep coming back to this video, indefinitely. It just gives me so much joy, perfect line deliveries and comedic timing from everyone.
Did you know this is actually one ass giant spoiler for the ending of metal gear solid 5 ? XD
+DaRkiNGGaMinG It's also a spoiler for MGS4. No seriously, MGS4 already spoiled MGS5.
Arexion5293 No it didn't
DaRkiNGGaMinG
It kinda did.
Arexion5293 It seriously spoiled nothing. I played metal gear solid 5 from beginning till end. It didn't spoil anything lol. Nub.
DaRkiNGGaMinG
If you say so.
So I'm the only one who thought the reveal of Big Boss and what he had to say at the end of MGS4 was kinda related to the rest of the series? Weird. Then again, the rushed nature of the exposition about Zero did ruin the implications somewhat.
"YOU GOIS GOTTA HOID ME!" Gets me every time
Diddle the kiddles? Fucking amazing.
This was absolutely hilarious!!! def remember the original metal gear skit too, that was excellent
"This is TOO FUN!" Props to Rocco for Power Rangers reference.
I can rewatch this video any day and enjoy it... some of the absolute best jokes. Well done, all of you.
What does this have to do with Metal Gear?
+Nero Anims You'll understand. Story stuff.
+Nero Anims The leaks >.>
+Nero Anims It has Jared Fogle in it! Just like Metal Gear.
+Nero Anims makes as much sense as the metal gear franchise. You'll just gonna have to wait for the sequal
Jared is actually a clone of big boss
I just love how this had about virtually nothing to do with Metal Gear but they just called it a MGSV video anyway, cracks me up so hard
I'm sure you probably ended up playing it already by now, so you probably already know, but this video actually has a lot to do with mgsv in terms of fake doubles
"I'm your friend and I want to help you"
* doesn't even know his name is Jared Fogel
Jared Fogle was the medic
Great goof and a spoof
Garrett at 2:42 is sooo good. I need him to be a serious actor. He has talent.
that "I'll take you down and eat your fucking soul" delivery is insanely badass for a comedy skit
Omfg that ending. You guys are fantastic.
did they
did they just spoil the twist
Why won't you people shut the fuck up. THE SPOILER ONLY EXISTS IF YOU BRING IT UP
+DeMat Well technically no, the spoiler exists regardless of whether or not people bring it up.
+SilentTree It's a fucking stupid twist anyway who cares
DeMat ;^))
+SilentTree Well, if you hadn't made this comment I would've thought nothing more of this video and continued playing GOTY. But since you did, I've been spoiled.
So the answer is no, they didn't spoil the twist. But you did.
Garret's best performance yet.
God damn Garret is so good at melodrama! He gave me goosebumps!!
DERRICK CONFIRMED NOT KIDDY DIDDLER?
Holy shit, Garrett was amazing in this.
This is actually incredibly close...
I don't watch many videos again, but I genuinely think about and watch this one at least twice a year.
*"Children ass crimes"*
I want to watch this, but watching the first 30 seconds I already feel like I've fucked myself of some of MGS V's twists and turns. And I was doing so well...
That ending was the most awkward and greatest thing I have ever scrolled down to the comments to avoid. My God was it beautiful. How do you guys do it?
This feels 60% improv, if it was then I demand more! best video in recent memory
So many good one liners in here. "childrens ass crimes" might be my favorite haha
THAT WAS THE GREATEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!
Oh, so the plot twist is MGS4's ending plot twist? ... Did people forget what happened in MGS4?
+Arexion5293 MGS4's ending plot twist was a homage to MGS1's ending plot twist, though
What was the plot twist again? That big boss was alive?
I love all the unnecessary slow motion. Icing on the cake that is this fucking manic video. Gah, I love Mega64.
I can't believe I've never seen this video.
Personally, I think this is one of Mega 64s funniest videos.
I love this sketch so much. it might be my favorite Mega64 video.
Some of the best writing I've seen so far, great work guys!
i like how shawn tells rocco to be careful when snake is just crouched. reminds me of the "tummy ache" video where shawn is the one with the controller but he tells everyone else to watch out
That plan was foolproof, Rocco!
I forgot how perfect this skit is. Every moment is absolutely hilarious.
terrifying childrens ass crimes!!!!!!!
Fuck you he may of raped kids but I feel bad for him
the ending is legendary
This is lowkey spoilers for MGS V.... a day before MGS V even came out in 2015....
So... Big Boss was a molester and Venom Snake covered for him?
Still my all time favorite Mega64 vid
YOU GUYS GOTTA HOIDE ME!
This video has so fucking many great lines!
garrett is on point
best acting
this is fucking amazing
a hideo kojima video
hands down best video you guys ever made
Derrick corpsing @ 3:18 made me laugh most.
It's all the Patriots' fault guys! Also cue the "is it racist?" theme.
Still the greatest video of all time on UA-cam 😂😂
Still one of the greatest Mega64 Videos of all time. Love this kind of style from you guys when its super low budget.
i love that all garrett has to say is "THATS THE FAKE DOG"
my favorite Vids from you guys in Years
Best Mega64 vid of 2015 confirmed.
"A native american made this sandwich, fuck you." makes me laugh so hard every time I hear it
Garrett’s best performance to date, bar none.
That fight scene was amazing.