I love the echo when he shuts it off. It really makes me think the whole thing was a joke. The recording of himself being nice to a dog makes it great though.
Great invention. For his next project, how about making a vacuum cleaner that chases your dog around the house for hours on end? Bonus points if you can make it climb stairs and activate randomly on a timer to really really scare the shit out of the dog. /sarcasm
the fact that he didn't show an actual pet enjoying the machine says a lot about the effectiveness of the invention. and that voice on loud speaker was annoying as hell. maybe if the voice was quiet and soothing but that speaker was set at ear splitting levels.
The irony how he opens with "psychological needs" then takes out human interaction. Also, my cats completely stopped using the automated litter box we got pretty quickly after they learned it moves on its own (despite it operating on a 5 minute delay).
I gotta get one for myself...man that's creepy. I think that might work well as a burglar alarm. Imagine that going off when you're sneaking around in a house, I'd be scared shitless.
The idea that a pet would even get close to this monstrosity is insane, nevermind the fact that a pet only wants to be petted by a *person*, the robot wouldnt provide anything emotional whatsoever
Insane! But at least I've not laughed this much in weeks. This also proves a lot of people with pets are not normal. I've seen a lot of them talking to their dogs as if they were their shrinks.
That has to be the dumbest, yet most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Seriously, if you can even have time to pay attention and give a little bit of care to a pet, might as well not have one. No animal would get near that damn monstrosity once it begins to move and bellow like a hellspawn. The poor animal would be terrorized to be left alone with that thing in the house.
OH MY GOD I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! Sorry but..... damn that would really scare my late pets WAY more than comfort them. How can this guy take this so seriously?!
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. (Carl Sagan, "Broca's Brain")
If I didn't have the time to pet my dog and tell him I love him on occasion I would just give him up to someone who loved him...yeah. Screw it just make a robot made that can care for everyone in my family. I don't have time for them!
"i'll be laughing all the way to the bank...ha ha ha" SO, this is from 2006, who's seen an add on TV for the "Perfect Pet Petter" ??? Hmm, guess he got lost on the way to the bank or somethin.... (deep sigh).
Way to stay positive after being rejected, I think ur on to somethin with the whole pet companion idea. First you must make the product look more asstedicly marketable, and the voice u should make that be recordalble by the owner not just ur creepy voice, would probly scare the dog away, anyways keep up the good work never give up!!!
Can someone please please please post the one with the Old Timer who came up with the Smoking Gun that you hold in a bag that gives chips a Hickory Flavored Chip & they play hill billie type music in the background and he asks Does It taste like hickory? That was hilarious I almost popped a blood vessel laughing so hard when initially seeing it. Please post that vid asap!! Thanks
I will never forget seeing this on TV when I was like 8. It's lived in my mind rent-free since then
Seems silly for the judges to piss off a serial killer.
LMAO hahaha OMG
I love the echo when he shuts it off. It really makes me think the whole thing was a joke. The recording of himself being nice to a dog makes it great though.
"The time u spend doing this, probably would be better spending time with your dog" LOL
"I'll be laughing all the way to the bank"
You mean when you're in debt and have no choice but to try to rob it?
That looks like an animated prop pulled out from a Halloween haunted house. I love how the speaker goes into a feedback loop as it's switched off.
It would scare dog to death in 20 secs flat
Great invention. For his next project, how about making a vacuum cleaner that chases your dog around the house for hours on end? Bonus points if you can make it climb stairs and activate randomly on a timer to really really scare the shit out of the dog.
/sarcasm
that bizarre echoing when he turns the hand off is a+
The Pet Petter is another way of saying "I'm too lazy to give my own dog attention, so I'm going to use a mechanical babysitter in my place,"
the fact that he didn't show an actual pet enjoying the machine says a lot about the effectiveness of the invention. and that voice on loud speaker was annoying as hell. maybe if the voice was quiet and soothing but that speaker was set at ear splitting levels.
For those days when you just dont have enough time to pet your pet
The irony how he opens with "psychological needs" then takes out human interaction. Also, my cats completely stopped using the automated litter box we got pretty quickly after they learned it moves on its own (despite it operating on a 5 minute delay).
One step closer to the perfect zombie robot.
Mechanic scary voice and twitchy motions.
be afraid, be filled with fear... THE PERFECT PET PETTER IS HERE!
I gotta get one for myself...man that's creepy. I think that might work well as a burglar alarm. Imagine that going off when you're sneaking around in a house, I'd be scared shitless.
It’s phenomenal!
he says he's trying to help animals when he builds a machin to give the pet praise.
i cant imagine any normal dog who would stand under that for any amount of time whatsoever
Ron Popeil wants his "set it and forget it" line back
LMFAO, I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS LAUGHING
"freakout machine for a dog" lol
he even had a poem lmao
Haha.
My dog would be terrified of that thing.
Laughing all the way to the bank...that bank will be a very far way away.
I love the scary music they added right after he said what the invention is called.
holy shit THAT is creapy as hell! OMFG :DD love it!
I saw this invention once...on a mock commercial on America's Funniest Home videos. I'm not kidding!
The idea that a pet would even get close to this monstrosity is insane, nevermind the fact that a pet only wants to be petted by a *person*, the robot wouldnt provide anything emotional whatsoever
Insane!
But at least I've not laughed this much in weeks.
This also proves a lot of people with pets are not normal. I've seen a lot of them talking to their dogs as if they were their shrinks.
This guy is trolling them.
it's phenomenal
I'm not sure who would be more scared by this: me or my dog!
That pet petter would probably have scared the crap out of my dog.
I had a dog that wouldn't go near the vacuum cleaner when it was unplugged. What's the timer for? "At 11:15 AM, pet the dog for five minutes."
"Dog: Holy shit, I thought the robots weren't taking over the world yet! Kill it! *bites Pet Petter*. It even tastes bad."
Peter Jones being amazing as always.
I can't believe this was seventeen years ago!
His slogan (Set it and forget it) is better than the machine itself. lol
if you could get a dog to actually sit on this silver robot pedestal you'd be burned as a witch
Wow. I'll take seven.
lol You've gotta love those quirky Americans! :D
Ha ha! That same idea was in the Dilbert-comic all the way back in 1991, December 25th.
Wow... If anybody buys this, they don't deserve to have a pet in the first place if they can't take the time to pet it.
"I'll be laughing all the way to the bank"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh man, I can't stop laughing. I just can't.
Seeing as my dog already attacks the vacuum cleaner when in use, she would most surely do whatever it takes to destroy this monstrosity
no dog would stand under that in the first place and would not recognize the voice
That thing is terrifying and ludicrous... it can't be real
that is horrifying.... looks like something that a serial killer would have in their house
That has to be the dumbest, yet most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Seriously, if you can even have time to pay attention and give a little bit of care to a pet, might as well not have one. No animal would get near that damn monstrosity once it begins to move and bellow like a hellspawn. The poor animal would be terrorized to be left alone with that thing in the house.
OH MY GOD I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! Sorry but..... damn that would really scare my late pets WAY more than comfort them. How can this guy take this so seriously?!
Cannot be unheard!
That actually is a good application. He'd need to take out that echo booming voice though.
"yes" , said the nice white coated men with beaming smiles. "thats right, we're taking you to the bank!" *wink wink*
lmao theres a speaker blaring in the dogs ear while a rubber hand crushes it
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. (Carl Sagan, "Broca's Brain")
Thomas edison was a crazy genius, this guy is just crazy..
I showed this to my mum and she said it was madness :P
Peter is like British Chuck Norris.
Monkmellon, THAT is a good idea, i'd buy one lol
They should call this show Inventor Idol.
I can't imagine a dog would like this much.
lol, i don't even think my dog will even get near that.
This would be a nice toy when you've poured down a 6 pack.
To me, the laugh at the end was more like a nervous laugth
"you set it and forget it" hmmm where have i heard that shit b4
he needs to make it into the perfect male pleaser
the dog would never stand under it anyway even if he was correct about his claims
If I didn't have the time to pet my dog and tell him I love him on occasion I would just give him up to someone who loved him...yeah. Screw it just make a robot made that can care for everyone in my family. I don't have time for them!
Peter came soo close to saying "I'm out"
If I was the dog, I'd shit my pants.
This invention is actually pretty good for American Inventor.
my cat would like it but only because he fizzog rubs everything to determine its fizzog rub potential :)
I swear this show just fucking makes shit up.
who are the panelists?
"i'll be laughing all the way to the bank...ha ha ha" SO, this is from 2006, who's seen an add on TV for the "Perfect Pet Petter" ??? Hmm, guess he got lost on the way to the bank or somethin.... (deep sigh).
"come on boy!!! aaw i love you, good boyyy!! goood boii!! love you!!!" hahahahaha
People not realising that this is staged, is completely beyond me.
This guy is crazy... "Ill be laughing all the way to the bank"... creepy machine too. I think itll kill me in my sleep.
"come here boy your a good boy come here good boy come here with me TO THE DETHS OF HELLLLLL HELL hell hell..."
all I need now is the perfect baby feeder and im sorted!
Before Shark Tank, we had this.
don't feel too bad dude, they said the same shit about the elevator and now no building could be imagine without it. Were can i order your product?
can you imagine this shit being refurbished? lol
My dog runs from trash bags, this thing would give her a heart attack.
Way to stay positive after being rejected, I think ur on to somethin with the whole pet companion idea. First you must make the product look more asstedicly marketable, and the voice u should make that be recordalble by the owner not just ur creepy voice, would probly scare the dog away, anyways keep up the good work never give up!!!
HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO HAVE FREAKING NIGHTMARES FOR DAYS.
I would be scared of that hand if i was a dog, also it's just a hand that moves OMG
It's like something off Doctor Who.
wonder if he curls up with it at night?
50 dogs need more love
THE DOG WILL FREAK OUT AND RUN ON YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
On account of the invention failure, since 2006 or so, no sex for that guy
Can someone please please please post the one with the Old Timer who came up with the Smoking Gun that you hold in a bag that gives chips a Hickory Flavored Chip & they play hill billie type music in the background and he asks Does It taste like hickory? That was hilarious I almost popped a blood vessel laughing so hard when initially seeing it. Please post that vid asap!! Thanks
woah jesus! looks like the terminators hand coming from sum lava or sumthing
My dog would never go near that thing.
"NOW YOU A GOOD BOY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHEHASHESESAESAEHSAHESAHE "
lol
omg the judges had nightmares because of that shit.
like how you can see the defeat in his eyes at 1:34
the only place hes gonna be laughing to is the nut house
this is like a WKD advert