Advent Calendars 2023 Day 17 | Ashens & Nerdcubed
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- Опубліковано 16 гру 2023
- German kids would watch sitting in silence,
Woozle Goozle's appliance of science.
They would learn about facts,
From a blue bunch of rags,
Whilst watching their TV appliance. - Розваги
That one glare of disbelief on Stuart's face while watching that clip is more damning than anything they've yet said about the OFaH calendar.
ST: TNG "The Game" (S5, Ep6)
@@patrickbarnes9462 Predicted Cookie Clicker 22 years in advance
Dan’s accent saying, ‘…and then you get a little cum!’, has made my year 😂
I remembered that episode EXACTLY!! I remember showing TNG to my GF and thinking “I wonder how this weird AF episode is gonna go down…”
This is worth it just to watch Dan stumble into the tree every time he gets up.
The Woozle Goozle calendar actually did have a science experiment, you were supposed to use the pencil sharpener with the pencil to make graphite powder and then use it as fingerprint powder together with the brush you got a while back. Kind of weird, would've been better if they had just included some powder on its own.
Today my fancy German chocolate calendar gave me another ball of white chocolate with wild berry cream. Good, but a bit odd to get another one just a few days later.
That's the weirdest way to go about it ever, but I guess it doubles as a cool little trinket?
I like how his blind shot of "Mrs. Stebins" is actually an anagram of "Mrs. Nesbit". Very close!
I thought that as well. Weirdly close for being entirely wrong
@@potatosordfighter666 new phrase discovered
"Is there a volume control?"
They can't even put different stickers in the days. What are the chances they thought about volume control?
I reckon there's some generic soundboard with a play /next button and the volume up and down and that they didn't print anything on to the buttons underneath.😅
@@retrohipster1060 I imagine it's just getting louder as they open more flaps so there's somewhere for the sound to actually get out instead of being completely closed-in
@@KarlBaron yeah, it totally could be that. Another thought I had was that it could even just be that there is some poorly attached speaker shifting around in that box that lined up better with the hole or something. Haha honestly, with this calendar, it could really be anything. 😅
The volume is controlled by the heel of your boot.
@@Okurka. That's just the mute button
Grandad flap sounds like something you never want to know about
I’m glad that, even without a food-based loser calendar, things are still descending into madness as ever
Grandad Flap for the win 🤣🤣🤣
It's getting louder because of the open flaps.
Maybe there's going to be a smaller Barbie that's in scale?
Must be really tiny as Dan used up all the bigger doors.
Dan should switch the punishment calendar and the Only Fools and Horses one as the latter is more of a punishment. He’d win far more points that way.
If he did the puzzle calendar as his main he would actually score almost every day. If the exercise calendar was still in play, Dan would have exploded by now
The way Stuart's face changed when he saw that clip was amazing.
Ashen's face of disbelief is worth the whole video.
Yes, even the Only Fools and Horses calendar.
watching stuart sharpen a pencil is EXACTLY the kind of content i came here for
"Can we beat a granddad flap" is definitely a brand new sentence
Nearly every. single. one. of the Barbie accessories have been the wrong scale for Barbie but the perfect scale for the Army Men, and I think that's really beautiful.
Last year Dan spent $$$ and got tat calendars this year Dan spent fuck all and somehow Ashens got one of the greatest Calendars they have ever opened and one that's not even in english. Dan meanwhile has possibly the worst Calendar they have ever opened and one that doesn't even have numbers.
£25 a calendar like this year is a fair amount, given the normal chocolate ones are usually only £2!
it is amazing actually that all of these calendars are £25, yet so different in value
@@M0torsagmannen There aren't license fees on the Military Men calendar.
@@Okurka. Is the license fee on the Only Fools and Horses calendar £24.99 each?
@@quayzar1 The moving parts under the floor and the music player aren't free.
Now this is the Dan Almost Dying About Grandad Flap content in here for
The whole video is worth it just for Dan's abrupt laughter at Grandad Flap™... and his nearly killing the tree afterward.
ashens is really generous with the timer. he gives nerd like a full 10 seconds to look at and play with the puzzle before actually starting it
The comedy value of Dan falling into the Christmas tree is absolutely priceless 😂😂😂
Scale wise, that teapot is larger than the ones we used to use, back when I worked at a Carvery.
You could maybe get 4 cups out of that one. You were lucky to get two out of ours...
Dan probably does have mugs larger than our old teapots. Hell, I've got mugs larger than our old teapots - and I don't drink tea or coffee.
Who knew that Day 17 would be where the slow descent into madness became a very fast escalation into delirium. Riker’s orgasm, grandad’s flap, the tree almost falls, this is the end of days
Stuart nearly killing Dan with the grandad flap 😂😂😂
You know it's going well when you almost laugh to death and knock over a Christmas tree while your friend is laughing!
pfp... Egoist, right?
@@alicec1533 yeah :)
You would be shocked how often when I comment that I get asked that haha
@@thatguy1593 Nice :) I figued! I have strong affinity for (individualist) anarchism.
Military man: Fuck I'm out of ammo, ah brilliant (grabs randomly positioned tea pot and smashes over enemies head).
I remember reading English tanks have dedicated tea equipment, shell the enemy whilst having a cuppa
I can't believe they remembered that little bit about Star Trek a day later
Definitely a day later. Definitely.
They obviously filmed this all in one day, their shirts haven't changed from one video to the next, Ash still had stickers on his head supposedly from the previous day. Those stickers must be super adhesive, and Dan should have won. Hope they are washing their shirts every few days because by day 17, they'd be ripe. 💨
this series this year is becoming more off the walls as time goes by
Stuart scribbling on the back of that sticker actually added value
"Mrs.Stebbins" has Nesbit in it!
I do like that the Only Fools and Horses calendar has the end credits theme without the clapping at the start.
Well these calendars bring great job... they do. They certainly DO!
You know, the tree might not fall over so much if Dan hadn't just thrown a tangled ball of lights at the top and said "yeah, fuck it, that'll do".
I think the volume is increasing because the flaps keep getting opened and thus there's more places for the sound to escape from.
Dan has given up so much he tried to take out the tree in retaliation
"DO YOU SEE THE HAT?! I'M MRS NESBITT!"
Suddenly becomes a reaction series of all the most hilarious bits of sci-fi shows
Dan has had his phone this whole time and could have live translated the German manual instantly.... 🙃🎈
Stuart: "Dan, get on camera. Dan, on camera. Dan. Camera."
Dan: "Oh yeah, I should be on camera!"
Also Dan: Slowly slides off camera
actually went to watch that full episode yesterday. he's right. just a little come.
I feel like that tree is becoming sentient and hostile. Perhaps the grass masks have combined…
If I remember anything about my days of playing with Barbie dolls, is that the scale of things like tea pots and cups were usually that size. I guess somethings never change
Finally something to put on the table!
You don't get a pencil to document your scientific observations until day 17? Madness!
Perhaps you guys need to get calendars with paint testers in it, so we can literally watch paint dry.
"I mean, you chose to watch this..." 🤣🤣🤣
Take a drink every time Dan tips over the Christmas Tree this year
Día 17
Con cada día que pasa el que nos acerquemos a Navidad deja de ser un miedo y se convierte en una esperanza para terminar con este martirio que se llama Calendario de Adviento de Only Fools and Horses.
Y por lo demás bien, de hecho en términos generales el calendario de Soldados podría ser un fuerte contendiente a ser el Top Tier de calendarios de adviento, es decir, si no fuera por los empates, los fierritos creo yo que podria superar en puntos al calendario de Funko de 2019 que aún tiene el record de la victoria más humillante.
Cómo sea, vamos al asunto.
Round 1
La almohadilla de tinta destapada del calendario de Paw Patrol > Otro desplegable
Y de paso Dan casi rompe lo único rescatable de su calendario tratando de sacar esa cosa.
Ahora, ciertamente la pregunta sería bajo que condiciones un desplegable le podria ganar a algo que no implique que salga un día vacío, nah, no se me ocurre nada.
Y a Stuart le dieron un lápiz y un sacapuntas, Ta bien.
Round 2
Dan nuevamente consigue otro accesorio para los soldados de Stuart, en éste caso una tetera para que se preparen un té porque en el frente te puede faltar todo menos el te.
Stuart por su parte saca del refrigerador a otro soldado, el de las armas pesadas con todo y su equipo para hacer stream en el campo de batalla.
Victoria, para variar, de Stuart
Bonus: Dan resolvió de nuevo los fierritos, que ahora que lo pienso, todos los fierritos que están saliendo siguen el mismo fundamento lógico, con razón se volvió tan bueno en resolverlos.
Otro empate, si me disculpan voy a recursos humanos a exigir mi cheque, ya me hicieron descuento por andar diciendo que Del-Boy es Joe Bárbaro, yo que iba a saber que Joe Bárbaro tiene derechos de autor.
Stuart: 4
Dan: 0
You lovely madman
Did a quick google, Del boy calendar really does cost £25. Interestingly Woozle Goozle was £26, army men was £20 and Barbie was available for £10..
Part of me hopes that on the last day, Dan challenges Ashens to complete one of the days from the forfeit calendar and says he wins if Ashens can't complete it...
My favourite puzzle is the one that solved itself by just been touched 😂
Best Opening Ever
"I'm Mrs. Nesbit" - Mrs. Nesbit.
Best part of the season.
that laugh though :P reminds me of a friend
"Can I beat a granddad flap?"
I don't know, Stewart, can you?
Stuart has a high tolerance to tat but the OFAH calendar is really testing him.
Take the pencil or he might start running piss on all the stickers lol
I just want Dan to cup the puzzle in his hands and rattle it like dice; I feel like half of these would fall apart pretty quickly.
Dear makers of Advent calendars: NO ONE WANTS A SODDING PENCIL SHARPENER.
The true test would be putting ALL the puzzles together and see Dan lose his mind.
Buzz going nuts at tea party is great
We chose to watch this......
Love theses
Love cheeses.
At least this advent calendar marathon has made me aware of Woozle Goozle...
I often watch two things at the same time on multiple screens. I know I know, horrible attention span. I had the movie White Christmas playing on the second screen and the song "Sisters" with Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby singing, started playing during your video so I left it going as background music. It really sums up these advent calendar shows.
the soldier stuart got today is a bit like an old action force figure. Star wars five points and forever stuck in a funny pose when not holding a weapon because of the way the arms have been positioned so they can hold said weapon.
Pretty sure you both got teapots. Old mate army man is doing the dance, you can see his handle and his spout
I'm a reliable reindeer!
"Can I beat a grandad flap?" - Ashens 2023
Buzz didn't give himself that name, the little girl did
If I ever start a band, we'll be called "Riker's small orgasm".
THIS IS THE BEST DAY, SO FAR!! 😂😂😂
In which Daniel chokes on a granddad flap
There's a mental image we don't need 😂
"GONE! It's all gone. All gone, bye bye, whoo, see ya! One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, then suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with ₘₐᵣᵢₑ ₐₙₜₒᵢₙₑₜₜₑ ₐₙ𝒹 ₕₑᵣ ₗᵢₜₜₗₑ ₛᵢₛₜₑᵣ, ₕₑₑ ₕₑₑ!" ~Mrs. Nesbit
Dan is becoming a master at solving puzzles
Another day another win for ashens
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Thing is, even if Dan somehow managed to win both calanders, it's still most likely gonna end in a draw since Stuart can just do the puzzle
It should have been a pop-up grandad coffin.
At this point Stuart is winning by default and the "punishment" calendar is saving Dan
Not the first time Ashens has beaten a grandad flap...
Ashen's should've won this by now but Dan is still in a situation he can fluke his way to a win somehow
I mean Stebins is an Anagram of Nessbit
Grandad flap 😂😂😂nudge nudge wink wink say no more 💪
“Can I beat a grandad flap”
"Can I beat a Grandad flap" Only if you're very very lucky
I forgot about that episode 😂😂😂😂
I feel that German calendar is as obscure to you as is the one from the TV-show for me. Besides, I've never heard of Woozel Goozel and I'm from here.
it is indeed Ms. Nesbit
Mind the tree 😂
This does show off Dan's intelligence!
'Lower that hand and now show the camera', as the actress said to the Bishop.
It's a sad sad world where an unsharpened pencil and a pencil sharpener beats anything. Here, a gift that is boring and also requires work!
Why did I think of mrs nesbitt oh we both had the same Idea 😂 4:51
It's no wonder all lamps are one one side of the tree. Guess there was a stumble or few 😂
I feel like the competitive edge of this series due to the imbalance of the good to bad calendars is not here. For every puzzle Dan solves should be his win.
I AM MRS. NESBITT!
My mum has a bunch of small teapots for her herbaly teas so scale isn't that bad, what sucks is _they don't give you a fuckin cup_ to drink the sodding tea with...
They’re saving that excitement for another day. ☕️
First thing he should do is get Mobius and Loki back together 🥰🥰
I started watching Only Fools and Horses.