Advent Calendars 2023 Day 18 | Ashens & Nerdcubed

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  • There once was a Barbie so bad,
    In painted-on clothes she was clad.
    Her plastic was shoddy,
    Her hair frizzy and knotty,
    Her existence just made children sad.
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  • @UnOc2
    @UnOc2 6 місяців тому +223

    They should have called the calendar 'Only Flaps And Stickers'.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 6 місяців тому +8

      Underrated comment

    • @skaervan
      @skaervan 6 місяців тому +3

      It has "music" also. So that would be "Only Flaps, Stickers and MUSIC!!!"

  • @ItsMePretzels
    @ItsMePretzels 6 місяців тому +334

    The Only Fools calendar is certainly not making me feel like a reliable reindeer.

    • @masonsanderson9430
      @masonsanderson9430 6 місяців тому +29

      I don’t know it’s been a pretty reliable calendar so far, well reliably shit but eh small details 😂

    • @TheLastPhoen1x
      @TheLastPhoen1x 6 місяців тому +11

      Well, it literally says who it is intended for, so...

    • @leehardy2025
      @leehardy2025 6 місяців тому

      What have horses done to make you inflict that on them?@@TheLastPhoen1x

    • @skaervan
      @skaervan 6 місяців тому +3

      I long for that calendar now. Atleast it wasn't PURE crap.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 6 місяців тому

      @@skaervan Exactly what part isn't absolute garbage?

  • @Boltscrap
    @Boltscrap 6 місяців тому +307

    The soldier calendar is like the one advent calendar they've ever done that I've wanted. If a kid got that, they would probably be really happy.

    • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
      @aircraftcarrierwo-class 6 місяців тому +43

      Yeah for real, I'd have loved that one when I was younger. Tons of soldiers, a motorbike and a boat, lots of accessories, hell yeah.

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 6 місяців тому +41

      Yeah, it's obviously cheapo stuff, but in the vein of like... an entertaining B-movie. You could have a lot of fun with it.

    • @paulbarry7672
      @paulbarry7672 6 місяців тому +14

      Not pensioners breakfast?

    • @Gakulon
      @Gakulon 6 місяців тому +5

      If I were German I'd love the science calendar, but sadly I'd have to settle for some version of it in English and still probably enjoy it immensely

    • @Doodlesthegreat
      @Doodlesthegreat 6 місяців тому +10

      The metal puzzle one is also good. Be a decent gift if you know people who enjoy that sort of thing.

  • @backwards7
    @backwards7 6 місяців тому +191

    I love the way the Christmas trees in the background reflect the respective mental states of Stu and Dan. Stu's is calm and orderly. Dan's looks like the work of a man at the end of his tether.

  • @Farout656
    @Farout656 6 місяців тому +44

    It's gotten so bad for Dan, he's actually given up on the illusion that they don't film all of this in one day. That's how broken he is.

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 6 місяців тому +235

    Gifting someone that Only Fools calendar is probably the most civilized manner to let someone know that you hate them.

    • @applegal3058
      @applegal3058 6 місяців тому

      Indeed! Absolute shit!

    • @skaervan
      @skaervan 6 місяців тому +12

      If you not give it to a non-Brit. Then its "Here is a calendar about a TV-show you never heard of and I HATE YOU"

  • @barrothontherocks3325
    @barrothontherocks3325 6 місяців тому +53

    the worst part about that musical calendar is that you're building a decoration over 24 days that you're going to put away/throw away days later

    • @thesteelrodent1796
      @thesteelrodent1796 6 місяців тому +19

      given the absolutely terrible state of the calendar, I'd love to know how many got it and didn't throw it in the bin long before the 24th. I've gotten packing material with deliveries that's more exciting than that pos

    • @FunnyStarRunner
      @FunnyStarRunner 6 місяців тому

      They actually market the supid thing as reusable so you can relive the magic of opening the same crap calendar year after year. Also they somehow have other IPs besides OFAH like Harry Potter.

  • @mgthestrange9098
    @mgthestrange9098 6 місяців тому +21

    Oh boy oh boy oh boy Dan, do you have a treat coming to you on Christmas Eve! Channel 5 are showing a compilation show of Only Fools And Horses funniest Christmas moments. Who could forget the moment when Del Boy had a sticker of a pineapple on his bar along with a sticker of a pina colado or when Del got new chairs for The Nag’s head that were folded out cardboard or when Del and Rodney spun in circles to the theme tunes? It’ll be a fine festive treat for all! 🍍🍹

    • @wteff8586
      @wteff8586 6 місяців тому +2

      The great thing about your comment is that we'll never know whether you have any idea what actually happens in the show or you genuinely gathered all this from the calendar

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 6 місяців тому +1

      @@wteff8586I’m British so OFAH is unavoidable, the events of the calendar are definitely inaccurate.

  • @Moonhermit-
    @Moonhermit- 6 місяців тому +24

    Honestly, the words "Celebrating the Flap" seem more at home at the MrWeebl advent calendar videos than this series.
    "Rejoice children, for we are making the merriment through the celebrating of the Flap"

  • @Ventiglondalator
    @Ventiglondalator 6 місяців тому +85

    I've never seen Only Fools but I'd never expect the Joker to be one of the characters

    • @Wheelchair_Gamer
      @Wheelchair_Gamer 6 місяців тому +14

      Having seen OFAH I’d highly expect him to be. (Look up only fools and horses Batman scene)

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 6 місяців тому +3

      I've only ever really seen three things of OFAH and the Batman parody was the second best one.

    • @Wheelchair_Gamer
      @Wheelchair_Gamer 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Roadent1241 i'm guessing the other two are the chandelier smashing and the prat fall at the bar?

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 6 місяців тому

      @@Wheelchair_Gamer Nope. The others were the baby birth scene and Grandad character not knowing when to react correctly to whoever having a girlfriend.

  • @MrMetalpunx
    @MrMetalpunx 6 місяців тому +31

    I like how the bar slowly fills up but doesn’t get better 🎉

  • @Rose-ou2xj
    @Rose-ou2xj 6 місяців тому +6

    As a lesbian, I never thought I could be so disappointed by flaps. But here we are

    • @DarthPerkins
      @DarthPerkins 6 місяців тому

      If you haven't come out to your parents yet, a cool way would be to show them your comment.

  • @katbairwell
    @katbairwell 6 місяців тому +13

    I had the good fortune of talking to Michael Shanks at one of the comic cons, and something I'd always wondered was whose idea it was for him to start the first season of SG1 very much playing Dr Jackson as Spader did in the movie, so I asked whether it was something he wanted to do with the character, or if it was a direction. He said he wanted to give fans of the movie someone they would recognise, and then allow the character to grow throughout the show. Thought I'd share that little chestnut.

  • @Joannawanna
    @Joannawanna 6 місяців тому +32

    Stargate SG-1 was so good - Jack O'Neill taking the piss out of hugely powerful aliens right to their faces will always be funny

    • @bewilderbeestie
      @bewilderbeestie 6 місяців тому

      And it actually managed to do the obligatory Space Hitler episode remarkably well, too.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 6 місяців тому +1

      @@bewilderbeestie Yeah but for some reason they made him the bad guy.

    • @thesteelrodent1796
      @thesteelrodent1796 6 місяців тому

      just have to skip the "this is what we came up with to have an excuse to cancel the next season" episodes, because those really should never have been made or aired

    • @Polyeurythane
      @Polyeurythane 6 місяців тому

      Literally one of my favorite Syfy shows growing up. I even have it as my username on Cookie Run Kingdom

    • @bewilderbeestie
      @bewilderbeestie 6 місяців тому

      @@thesteelrodent1796 It really should have stopped about two years before it actually did.

  • @theartofmakingsense
    @theartofmakingsense 6 місяців тому +3

    That poor bored girl in the end credits, nobody's been celebrating her flaps

  • @khutikhuti
    @khutikhuti 6 місяців тому +6

    3:40 Looks like Barbie is attending an eyes wide shut party 😂

  • @ISoldTheWorld97
    @ISoldTheWorld97 6 місяців тому +12

    Had a dream last night that Dan absolutely crushed it in one of these. Thankfully that nightmare wasn't real.

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 6 місяців тому +13

    All hail the military men and their Adam Driver proportions

  • @bubblebeebee
    @bubblebeebee 6 місяців тому +25

    no matter what calendars the only fools one went against it wouldve lost 😭😭

    • @inmedx
      @inmedx 6 місяців тому +3

      Even losing to cheapo poundland chocolate ones

  • @RadioactiveLobster
    @RadioactiveLobster 6 місяців тому +48

    Dan 100% cheated the puzzle and doesn't deserve the tie but at this point, you can only crush a mans soul so much so I guess we'll give it to him.

  • @iiGingiey
    @iiGingiey 6 місяців тому +5

    Remember when Dan picked the only fools calendar, because he said the woozle goozle calender will be fill with plastic tat?

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 6 місяців тому +8

      The takeaway I'm getting here is "Just because you're not wrong, it doesn't mean you made the right choice."

  • @sniperjoe58
    @sniperjoe58 6 місяців тому +2

    I love the limericks that tend to show up in the descriptions after the first few weeks of abject sorrow.

  • @rampagingelephant7353
    @rampagingelephant7353 6 місяців тому +9

    Dan should just start with the puzzle calendar because he’s guaranteed to lose everyday at this point.

  • @Allesef
    @Allesef 6 місяців тому +6

    this isn't a battle, it's an execution.

  • @culwin
    @culwin 6 місяців тому +8

    That soldiers calendar is an amazing deal.

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 6 місяців тому +2

      Not only do you get lots of stuff, but the variety is amazing too. Every item is unique, not a single duplicate or repaint so far.

    • @Lucifer_Crowe
      @Lucifer_Crowe 6 місяців тому +1

      @@DivineFalcontbf I think I'd let them off with a repaint on a full figure or vehicle if it was a good one. Having two bikes etc would make for a fun time

  • @dcflake5645
    @dcflake5645 6 місяців тому +6

    OFAH calendar is like one of those musical cards you see in expensive card shops and they are like £10 and overpriced at that.

  • @TheHylianBatman
    @TheHylianBatman 6 місяців тому +1

    This Advent did do one good thing so far: it introduced me to Only Fools and Horses.
    I'm an American, so I've never heard of it, but I love Doctor Who, and for Dan to call it "The best British TV show that isn't Doctor Who" makes me want to try.
    I had always given that slot to Top Gear, or heard it given to Last of the Summer Wine.

    • @XanthinZarda
      @XanthinZarda 6 місяців тому

      I'd like to suggest the following: Doc Martin, QI, Bake Off, and that's about it.

  • @LordZaayl
    @LordZaayl 6 місяців тому +3

    At the start of this series I was wondering why it wasn't showing the score at the end like previous years.
    Now it seems pretty obvious why.

  • @Deadly_Laser
    @Deadly_Laser 6 місяців тому +2

    Finally, the Eyes Wide Shut barbie

  • @pugdog465
    @pugdog465 6 місяців тому +1

    Mum never gave up Rodney

  • @WotFanar
    @WotFanar 6 місяців тому

    how dare you ashens, the laughing gnome is a masterpeice.

  • @RevJR
    @RevJR 6 місяців тому

    CELEBRATE THE FLAP. FLAP THE CLUNGUS. SLAP THE FLAP. RELIABLE REINDEER

  • @rareblues78daddy
    @rareblues78daddy 6 місяців тому +1

    This might be the shittiest Ashens Advent ever... and that's saying something. Love it!

  • @Arcade_Cat_
    @Arcade_Cat_ 6 місяців тому +5

    The Doctor Who and Star Trek calendars were better than the Only Fools calendar

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha 6 місяців тому +1

    Used to have a really big version of that puzzle from today's forfeit. Could never figure it out, until many years later it turned out that it was too big for it to work practically without pliers.

  • @MarkFaldborg
    @MarkFaldborg 6 місяців тому +2

    Christmas, a time to celebrate the flap.

  • @mattpace1026
    @mattpace1026 6 місяців тому +1

    I've been keeping track of Dan going through the stages of grief over these calendars, to the best of my ability, and I'm pretty certain he's at the depression stage now.
    I wonder if he'll hit acceptance before the end of this.

  • @Zack_Wester
    @Zack_Wester 6 місяців тому

    that soldier looks like a Colonel Cue character.

  • @PBTophie
    @PBTophie 6 місяців тому

    Dan saying he's going to rip apart the Only Fools... calendar is very Big Clive of him... lol

  • @bradasstv
    @bradasstv 6 місяців тому +8

    Starting to think the meme is only fools would pay 25 pounds for this calendar lol

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 6 місяців тому +2

    Ashens should be winning at least 15-0

  • @Menno_3
    @Menno_3 6 місяців тому

    Celebrating the Flap!
    The UUUUUAAAAHHH Flap that is!

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 6 місяців тому +3

    Now I'm wondering if the Germans are still using CRT TVs from the early 80s.

    • @SteveBrandon
      @SteveBrandon 6 місяців тому

      I suppose they had to make the other side look like a CRT TV that's at least 30 years older than the kids this calendar is intended for because there's not really a good way to graphically represent a modern television which is just a rectangle with no bezels. The question is, would modern kids even know that's a television? (Okay, they'd probably figure it out quickly just due to context but it's quite likely unlike any device they've ever watched television on.)
      That's not to mention how Woozle Goozle episodes are viewable on the official UA-cam channel for the show, and I'd imagine there are other way to watch it online, so there's a decent chance that any kid who gets this advent calendar would have only ever watched Woozle Goozle on a phone or tablet.

  • @Pikachu132
    @Pikachu132 6 місяців тому

    Good show for both the science calendar and the soldier calendar today.
    Today my fancy German chocolate calendar gave me another chocolate ball with nougat cream. Not bad, but not super exciting either, chocolate and chocolate isn't the most interesting combination.

  • @danforbes3573
    @danforbes3573 6 місяців тому +1

    I bet its all gonna be a complete dead heat this year!

  • @chriscal101
    @chriscal101 6 місяців тому

    I like it when the nice lady farts at the end.

  • @MxCraven
    @MxCraven 6 місяців тому +1

    The soldier calendar is so good you *want* a resource day rather than a man.

    • @XCVGVCX
      @XCVGVCX 6 місяців тому

      It still bugs me a bit that it's "Resources" and not "Materiel"

  • @steved8193
    @steved8193 6 місяців тому +1

    If you asked me what I expected from 2023 at the start I wouldn't have said watching Woozle Goozle to try and pretend he's on a TV to the Only Fools and Horses theme. And yet here we are.

  • @tqft
    @tqft 6 місяців тому

    Ho ho ho to ashens yearly advent adventures!

  • @getholdofmart
    @getholdofmart 6 місяців тому +2

    About time! 😂

  • @iatebambismom
    @iatebambismom 6 місяців тому +1

    That poem is better than the calendar.

  • @ASolidOpinion
    @ASolidOpinion 6 місяців тому +1

    Dan turned Barbie into a pink Fire Keeper.

  • @Flyingpapaya
    @Flyingpapaya 6 місяців тому

    I'm a reliable reindeer!

  • @meow6371
    @meow6371 6 місяців тому

    I'm supprised at the puzzle from today. Why was there a gap? It's solvable without it. I have a larger version of it that's made out of solid horseshoes. There's a way you can twist it that puts the ring in a position to be able to slide off.

  • @Slikx666
    @Slikx666 6 місяців тому

    Bring back the food advent calendars! So much better. 😀

  • @mattparkent440
    @mattparkent440 6 місяців тому +26

    This year's advent has been quite lackluster.

    • @jessematthews4168
      @jessematthews4168 6 місяців тому +6

      Lackluster? I barely know 'er.

    • @squidracerX
      @squidracerX 6 місяців тому +4

      @@jessematthews4168 Celebrate the flap.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 місяців тому +2

      At least the military soldier calendar is pretty cool.

  • @stevenhibbert7512
    @stevenhibbert7512 6 місяців тому +6

    Barbie laforge

  • @MisterCasket
    @MisterCasket 6 місяців тому

    I am actually curious about the insides of that OFAH calendar. Maybe I could use it to make dancing/skating lego minifigs..

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 6 місяців тому +7

    On the eighteenth day of Advent, these two blokes gave to me
    Soldier and plastic necklace
    Soldier and a teapot
    Bouncy slime and Tiara
    Patrick Stewart!
    The biggest pearl necklace
    A plastic dog named Scruffy
    Desert bloke and dragon
    Bootleg Chip Hazard
    Lame plastic wand!
    Stealth Guy and lame horse
    Dirtbike and a comb
    Snow gear and a cap thing
    Soldier and mermaid tail
    Some fancy guns!
    Barbie and a box of weapons
    Tech gear and a brush
    Backpacks, shoes and dancers
    And Some guff that is generic

  • @strontiumdogma
    @strontiumdogma 6 місяців тому +1

    If all else fails, just break the metal puzzle.

  • @AdmiralJota
    @AdmiralJota 6 місяців тому

    I think that if Dan's assorted necklaces and similar bits had all been on the same day, inside of a plastic jewelry box, then they would have been on par with Start's weapons crate.

  • @baynorac4724
    @baynorac4724 6 місяців тому +1

    That doesn't look like much of a TV, more like a microwave. Fitting.

  • @risingdawn5259
    @risingdawn5259 6 місяців тому +1

    I actually want the military calendar myself 😂

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks 6 місяців тому

    'Did you just do it?' as the actress said to the Bishop.

  • @loeanubis
    @loeanubis 6 місяців тому

    Eyes Wide Shut Barbie is frightening.

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 6 місяців тому

    I've given up on my advent calendar; It's just not worth the effort. I feel sorry for Dan

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 6 місяців тому +3

    I suspect the reason Mattel included a *baby dragon* and a *unicorn* in their Barbie calendar is because they don't want to be outdone by Hasbro. But Hasbro will probably end up buying Mattel if we live long enough.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 6 місяців тому

      I just want a Max Steel calendar. They had enough stuff back in the day.

  • @ash36230
    @ash36230 6 місяців тому +3

    For the sake of someone asking, can you take it apart and rip the middle bit out of the OFAH calendar?

  • @flemishdog
    @flemishdog 6 місяців тому

    no income tax no VAT
    no income tax no VAT
    no income tax no VAT
    no income tax no VAT

  • @richardcutts196
    @richardcutts196 6 місяців тому +1

    Apparently Barbie has turned cannibal, so they borrowed a mask from Silence of the Lambs.

  • @datmanflyliketeca
    @datmanflyliketeca 6 місяців тому +1

    There's a lack of reliable reindeer usage this year

  • @TheLastPhoen1x
    @TheLastPhoen1x 6 місяців тому +2

    The lesson we all ca get from this - if you want something good, don't pay for the brand.
    Funny, as brands were originally a mark of quality, but nowadays it is "paying for a logo", while Chinese unbranded stuff has a reputation for low quality, yet it seems to be pretty decent in this case.

    • @bt1234567892010
      @bt1234567892010 6 місяців тому

      the funny part is, Barbie can have good quality dolls, but just the doll alone runs like $30 USD with maybe 2 outfits max. Mattel recently thankfully have seemed to have put their budget in the way more interesting franchise, Monster High, from what I've seen anyway.

    • @thesteelrodent1796
      @thesteelrodent1796 6 місяців тому

      @@bt1234567892010 Barbie comes in multiple price levels. The super cheap ones, like the one in the calendar, with the molded on clothes are the cheapest you can get. Most likely meant for little kids to buy themselves with their allowance. The more pricey ones are generally aimed at collectors and cost a lot more, but they're the real Barbie dolls with full articulation. But Barbie has changed a lot over the years, and a modern doll can't fit the clothes made for a doll 20 years ago, which is utterly stupid and fairly certain done deliberately to force parents to buy new clothes

    • @Pikachu132
      @Pikachu132 6 місяців тому

      @@bt1234567892010 Rebecca said this doll is not only bad for a Barbie doll, but bad for a Barbie advent calendar Barbie doll. Earlier years have had much higher quality dolls, Mattel just went cheap this year.

  • @TheAquilaSamurai
    @TheAquilaSamurai 6 місяців тому

    I mean...since Dan was so happy about the OFAH calender before it was revealed be so terrible, I had wondered a bit whether he'd keep it or not. While it was technically a cheat, I'd give that puzzle as a win to Dan. He found a loophole (pretty literally) and he used it :P

  • @BygPhattyPlus
    @BygPhattyPlus 6 місяців тому

    I got nothing.... Just like Dan's advent calendars.

  • @gzw7899
    @gzw7899 6 місяців тому

    2nd! 2024 is going to be a good year!!

  • @samuelkirkwood6702
    @samuelkirkwood6702 6 місяців тому +2

    At this point I'm pretty sure the Only Fools calendar is supposed to resemble the piles of shit Del sells on the market. Actually it's probably worse.

  • @AdjustableSquelch
    @AdjustableSquelch 6 місяців тому

    there was a show on radio 4 today about black shuck by rhianna pratchett btw

  • @nearlycompetent
    @nearlycompetent 6 місяців тому

    The way the lights are hung on the left tree causes me much pain 🙃

  • @emmajudson5945
    @emmajudson5945 6 місяців тому +1

    I feel my spend of 99p on shite chocolate calendar was a better investment. Though the military men calendar does give you a lot of man for your money... I don't want *any* small plastic men (military or otherwise)...

  • @natalyst
    @natalyst 6 місяців тому

    2:52 oh no, dan should go get that checked out if it's been hurting for more than a day!

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 6 місяців тому +2

    I dont think I've ever wanted a grass mask jumpscare as much as i have with these calenders.

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio 6 місяців тому

    wow

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 6 місяців тому

    Rating the flap 😂

  • @HeyItsAJOmega
    @HeyItsAJOmega 6 місяців тому

    1:25 - jeez, I forgot the OF&H calendar cost that much. For context, it's been compared to the Paw Patrol and Frozen calendars for craptitude, and yet IIRC those calendars were £12.99 each, meaning individually they were each HALF the price of OF&H. You could literally have a Frozen Paw Patrol crossover spectacular for the same price as one OF&H. That might be what puts OF&H above them in the rankings of worst ever advent calendars these two have had.

  • @XanthinZarda
    @XanthinZarda 6 місяців тому +2

    Stargate the movie is weird. It couldn't be made today. Stargate the TV series is pretty nice. I haven't seen Atlantis or Universe, but I do like the snarky rapport Daniel and Jack have.

    • @thesteelrodent1796
      @thesteelrodent1796 6 місяців тому +1

      I wouldn't call it weird, a bit odd, sure, but "weird" is similar to "I didn't get it". They were strapped for money making that movie because Hollywood is scared of sci-fi and don't like anything that requires a lot of extras, but it was one of the last movies where Hollywood dared to do something that's a little "out there" and not just mindless entertainment. Since the millenium rolled over, especially with 9/11, they've been terrified of taking chances on slightly controversial scripts or anything that can't be easily done with CGI, and mostly stick to easily digestable plots and superhero BS.

    • @XanthinZarda
      @XanthinZarda 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@thesteelrodent1796 No, weird; as in "This production company made a lot of decisions that wouldn't fly today" such as so many of the actors being top off, but underage.

  • @TheDuckpie
    @TheDuckpie 6 місяців тому

    That puzzle is one I know how to do. Without cheating I mean

  • @ihartevil
    @ihartevil 6 місяців тому

    Dans got that action figures belt its pink hes tryong to put it on a barbie

  • @jamesbrown4092
    @jamesbrown4092 6 місяців тому

    Barbie was looking a little... alienated today.

  • @hostiledodo1150
    @hostiledodo1150 6 місяців тому

    Barbie wearing the headband like that is weirdly giving Milenia

  • @BarnReport001
    @BarnReport001 6 місяців тому

    Today is my thirty year wedding anniversary 🎉have a good day ❤

  • @7d485
    @7d485 6 місяців тому

    Welcome to the Barbiefire, unkindled one.

  • @batcat4136
    @batcat4136 6 місяців тому

    I bought my candy calendar 5 days into December so I got it half price

  • @bubbafontleroy
    @bubbafontleroy 6 місяців тому +1

    That punishment round was absolutely a fail. Blatant use of force by Dan, he should be made to do an entire other punishment calendar for that 🌚

    • @Guntfarm
      @Guntfarm 6 місяців тому

      Use of force? By Dan? He can't even bend a paperclip

    • @Reddles37
      @Reddles37 6 місяців тому

      The Only Fools and Horses calendar is the real punishment here though, so I guess it's fine. 😀

  • @MysticJhn
    @MysticJhn 6 місяців тому

    This is almost too depressing. If not for the metal puzzle calendar, this would be hard to watch.

  • @RevJR
    @RevJR 6 місяців тому

    If those guns get any bigger they're gonna come take your TV license away.

  • @ShaylaeFae
    @ShaylaeFae 6 місяців тому +1

    did you have those special made or is there a collection of bored woman at Christmas videos already out there?

    • @THE_bchat
      @THE_bchat 6 місяців тому +2

      It's stock footage that you can find online.

  • @hollypierce3076
    @hollypierce3076 6 місяців тому +6

    To continue your poem from the description,
    The children were mad,
    They cried to mom and dad.
    Who didn't give two sh*ts,
    That Barbie is a twit!
    Get the advent with the blokes they said,
    It will be more fun instead.
    It's got guns, dogs,and motorbikes
    So for boys or girls alike,
    The army men are great, Barbie's a Dike!
    Merry Woozle Goozle everyone!🎄☃️🎅

  • @RichardB_Uk
    @RichardB_Uk 6 місяців тому

    Just think this was recorded in June

  • @TheCunningStunt
    @TheCunningStunt 6 місяців тому +1

    Not the greatest Advent Calender stream this year. Feels like they both know it also.

    • @thesteelrodent1796
      @thesteelrodent1796 6 місяців тому +1

      maybe they should get Rebecca to find the calendars for 2024, in secret. Then neither of them will know what they're dealing with before they start filming

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 6 місяців тому +1

      I don’t know, even a lacklustre calendar is entertaining when Stuart and Dan are opening it.

  • @danielalbor2025
    @danielalbor2025 6 місяців тому +4

    Día 18
    ¿Recuerdan a Lebron en pollo robot del diablo?, resulta que no había muerto, su sufrimiento eterno persiste y hoy se hace presente, pero por más que sea una abominación mecánica es mejor que lo que sea que salga del calendario de OFAH.
    Round 1
    El asqueroso día 24 del calendario de V-Tech >>> Un desplegable del Joker o eso parece, realmente puede ser cualquier persona con lo ambiguo que los dibujaron.
    Y Stuart consigue un juguete de ilusión óptica.
    Round 2
    Barbie sigue tecnología y le regala a Dan otro set de LaserScope, porque Barbie no se conformar con uno, igual y uno era el de la NES y otro el de la Sega si es que existe.
    No dejan de llegar refuerzos en el calendario de Stuart y ahora han desplegado a Stryker del Mortal Kombat, aunque de están quedando sin armas, pero en mis tiempos solo teníamos dos palos y una piedra, y teníamos que compartir la piedra.
    Bonus: Dan resuelve el fierrito rompiéndolo, pero no sé le cuestiona ya que no hay que tener lastima por los muertos, si no por los que compraron el calendario de OFAH.
    Empate nuevamente, ahora con la promesa de que van a mandar al carajo el calendario de OFAH cuando todo ésto termine.
    Les dono un dólar si de paso lo incineran
    Stuart: 4
    Dan: 0