Wow, that Frozen diorama is pretty cool. If only someone made en entire calendar out of it, but for an old British sitcom from the 80s at more than double the price...
Oh, god. It'll be fine as long as no grass masks turn up. There are now Playmobil figures, I think of Amazonian tribesmen available wearing grass masks. Yes indeedy.
I personally thought the Joke got old...quick...I thought “oh that’s funny” and by the end I was more like “good god, bring me more comedy!” It’s why I don’t care for Donald Trump jokes...you can only hear so many before they become really really FUCKING BORING
2 calendars in 2015, 3 in 2016, and now 4 this year - we can all look look forward to the 10 calendar extravaganza when December 2023 rolls along, unless the grass masks enslave us all by then
they shouldn't be giving the marketing department ideas. i wouldn't be surprised if they came out with tool blind bags. disappointed yes, but not surprised.
Not that I'm going to cheat, but as a recall the cost of the stuff in it separately isn't soo bad compared with the price of the calendar. It's not cheap stuff, but it is genuinely nice, so isn't too bad value if you want to put together a nice tool kit (ymmv).
WOOOOO IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS!!!! IM LITERALLY SCREAMING ITS NOT A REAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN WITHOUT THE ADVENT CALENDAR ASHENS AND NERDCUBED VIDEOS!
The Advent calendars been a legitimate part of my holiday for years now. I love that you're doing them with Dan, I LOVE the score system this year, and I love the range of calendars you've chosen. It's gonna be a good December.
as much as you will not enjoy this I am excited for this year's advent calendar and found this one almost as amusing as one of your better videos through the year meaning that you'll have to do it again next year
Olaf the Snowman, Lightning McQueen, two pencils and a bag for carrying screwdriver components. One hell of a start to this most eclectic of calendar extravaganzas. And we haven't even seen "them" yet.
No Zoella calendar? I feel deceived. My bets are on the Paw Patrol one being the worst Wera will obviously be the best one, I don't think there's any doubt about that
AwYes I'd forgotten how great UA-cam is in December, Ashens and Nerd3 opening advent calendars, a new gaming video every day from Dan and Phil, Tomska moaning about how much he hates Christmas, vlogmas, the lead up to rewind. Yes mate.
in France we have the Playmobile calendar this year featuring a bank robbery. We found it in every shops, that's amazing. Do every other countries have the same theme calendar? Tell me, please.
I'm sure this will be batch-produced, so the deafening shouts and whispering Ashens won't be evened out in other episodes. But if I'm wrong, please move the microphone closer to Ashens!
They do only need to make just over £4 per video to break even and even with the apocalypse he's gonna make that back, on top of that viewership will be higher because people will be coming from Dan's channel.
I'm so glad you started getting Dan involved with these - you seemed to have a love hate relationship with them before, but Dan brings his usual boundless energy to opening overly expensive excessively partitioned boxes of crap. Can't wait for the next 24 days!
I'm so glad for another year of these! i loved the silliness :P it inspired me to make my own much shitter version and i'm happy to see i'm not alone! Vicariously opening calendars!
You both look more dead inside than usual this year. I guess sacrificing to the grass mask overlords every year takes a toll on people. Or it could just be the Frozen and Cars advent calenders.
I'm so sorry.
You should feel bad.
I do.
OfficialNerdCubed Me too...
OfficialNerdCubed you’re doomed us all!
I seriously got deja vu when I saw this. You almost tricked me into thinking it was the last calendar series.
"dad do you have a flathead to fix my toy"
*checks contents of advent calendar*
"sorry son you'll have to wait till the 22nd"
That intro jingle is so nostalgic to me now
LlamaFluff HELLO HO HO.
Honestly this may have been the single best Advent year; each other year is great for its own reasons but... I must come back to this one every year.
OUR OVERLORDS SHALL RISE AGAIN ALL PRAISE AND GLORY BE TO THE GRASS MASKS
DAM RIGHT
Alas, the chance of our lords, the grass masks, returning is very bleak.
All praise nerdshens
My body is ready
PKMN Trainer hi
Wow, that Frozen diorama is pretty cool. If only someone made en entire calendar out of it, but for an old British sitcom from the 80s at more than double the price...
It would be great if half the days were the paper pop ups too instead of figures.
I’m so fucking glad this is coming back. It’s the highlight of December
captaindarksunshine two grown men opening advent calendars is your HIGHLIGHT OF DECEMBER. OK then.
Same
You mean Ashens and Nerd3 isn't yours? You have a dull life
oof the edge is so sharp, ow
I think I'm bleeding, oof ow
oof ow
2 things that get me in the Christmas spirit. The Coca-Cola advert, and your gingly into.
It's just the 'gingly into' for me. And Grass Masks.
sad news, they made it this year using AI and it is as bad as the paw patrol and Frozen calendars (the coke ad, not ashens advent)
So begins another 24 days to sacrifice to our grass masked overlords.
Mr_StephenB PREPARE YOURSELF
Wera screwdrivers are actually top-notch, tho.
Oh, god. It'll be fine as long as no grass masks turn up. There are now Playmobil figures, I think of Amazonian tribesmen available wearing grass masks. Yes indeedy.
dont jinx it ! the more we speak of the horror within the advent , the more likely it is that they will return . i fear for all of us .
All hail the grass mask overlords
I, for one, welcome the return of the Almighty Grass Masks. I hope our Gods return once more.
brianartillery THIS GRASS MASK!
I agree, but because the gimmick is repetitive and tired.
"This one's an advent calendar for adults."
I can't tell you how much I was hoping for a sex toy advent calendar.
www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=37611
Kerkor
Anything can be a sex toy if you try hard enough.
Mr.Dr.Professor Toaster Lightning McQueen?
Vueltaa _ Yes
For the first time in 27 years I haven't bought any sort of advent calendar. These videos should do fine.
December 1st 2024, who's back for their annual watchthrough of the previous Ashensvent series? 😁
The ǤɌᕔꕷꕷ ᙏᕔꕷҜꕷ demand it...
Shit it's been a year already?
Disturbing, ain't it, how quickly time flies?
Chaos89P Yes, and I hate it.
Yay, we're all dying slowly! Ain't life grand?
Mobius judging by nerdcubed's appearance it's been several
Cars 3 is not years out of date...Frozen is...but Cars 3 just came out this year
Sussie Sapphire cars are always out of date
Cars 3 was out of date the day after they started production
I FORGOT ABOUT THESE. THIS IS A MAGNIFICENT DAY.
3:18 Honestly, Dan and Ashens watching/commentating the entirety of Frozen would be so fucking entertaining.
I genuinely want to see Stuart dress up as pregnant Spiderman
Samurai Shampoo well damn
I read this comment before watching the video. I was confused, but then remembered it IS an Ashens clip...
wouldn't lunch money be the currency of bullyland?
Noogies instead of fines.
maybe it's an old-timey use of the word 'bully', like "Happy Land."
Swirlies are the death penalty of Bullyland.
Nah, wouldn't that be like a foreign currency being the dominant currency?
I work electronics retail every Christmas, and legitimately these videos are the only thing keeping me from jumping in front of an oncoming bus.
Two of my favorite UA-camrs doing stupid shit for the holiday season. I can't wait for all of them!
Oh man I completely forgot this was a thing you guys do! The yogscast jinglejam and this make my December.
All of these are cheaper then a zoella advent calender which contains some cookie cutters and some sequins.
Celder oh god she sounds horrible
And glitter, don't forget the glitter.
That intro marks the beginning of the best time of the year. I missed it
WILL OUR ARMY RETURN?
The grass mask is some lovecraftian shit
I personally thought the Joke got old...quick...I thought “oh that’s funny” and by the end I was more like “good god, bring me more comedy!”
It’s why I don’t care for Donald Trump jokes...you can only hear so many before they become really really FUCKING BORING
"An Excellent Army"
Grass Mask I was wondering that myself. Ever since that Playmobil year, your army has become a bit of a staple, going overboard last year.
Grass Mask
It shall my lord.
2 calendars in 2015, 3 in 2016, and now 4 this year - we can all look look forward to the 10 calendar extravaganza when December 2023 rolls along, unless the grass masks enslave us all by then
How could we have known just how much tragedy the grass masks would cause? They have robbed us of 7 of our rightful calendars!
It’s now technically five, if you count the punishment puzzle calendar.
We might not have 10 here in 2023, but we have what is almost certainly the worst calendar that could show up.
Toys from Bullyland... What, like switchblade knives, cigarettes and rubber bands?
*One of these things is not like the others*
*One of them is a cow*
I was half expecting them to do the Zoella calendar.
Princenat mon the bhoys in green HH
Only 12 days, would have saved on the train fare.
Same especially when the other guy said that Ashens spends too much money on calendars. Lmaoo
Not sure how they can do a calender series on a blank sheet of paper
Wera tools are genuinely nice , that pricetag however , is not
yeah, it may be overpriced, but at least it's something you'll use.
yea it seems to have some quality stuff in it , i was expecting a multibit screwdriver , not what looks to be a full bit and nut set
they shouldn't be giving the marketing department ideas. i wouldn't be surprised if they came out with tool blind bags. disappointed yes, but not surprised.
Not that I'm going to cheat, but as a recall the cost of the stuff in it separately isn't soo bad compared with the price of the calendar. It's not cheap stuff, but it is genuinely nice, so isn't too bad value if you want to put together a nice tool kit (ymmv).
The tooL Crate
WOOOOO IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS!!!! IM LITERALLY SCREAMING ITS NOT A REAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN WITHOUT THE ADVENT CALENDAR ASHENS AND NERDCUBED VIDEOS!
Love the clear Top Gear (old) inspired board at the end! Fantastic
Feels like the last episode was only yesterday
It has begun, praised be the grass masks.
Mwhahahaha
I forgot all about this tradition and now I can't live without it
This is the third or fourth year in the row I've been watching these
Jesus
Life comes at you fast
The Advent calendars been a legitimate part of my holiday for years now. I love that you're doing them with Dan, I LOVE the score system this year, and I love the range of calendars you've chosen. It's gonna be a good December.
Ashens looks like he is in excruciating pain during this.
I know I am!
He did just spend £96 on terrible Advent calendars.
Kougaji Sciacallo Shit.
14:32
I loved this series last year! Hell yeah.
I have been crying with laughter for the past half an hour at an advent calendar making a fart noise.
Georgia Lucy omg AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA I keep replaying it over and over hahahahahahah
I love these, my Decembers would not be the same without these.
Didn't Stuart end up sending the contents of that screwdriver calendar to Big Clive in the expansion of the Ashens cinematic universe
I died the second I saw Ashens' facial expression after setting the Cars III calendar on the table! 😂😂😂
The flatulent sound helped, too! 😅
I only use Chanticleer Hegemony calendars.
I swear you two have the best chemistry out of pretty much every youtube collaboration that I've seen.
Place your bets now. Will the grass masks come back.
but of course.
Of course the masters will return
I fucking hope not. it stopped being funny ages ago.
TheTakenKing i think one may sneak in somewhere in the vids
They will take over the shitty Paw Patrol calendar's dogs and inexplicably give it way too many points.
This is literally what i look forward to during the holiday season. Ashens and Nerdcubed are great.
I am ready to be disappointed. I look forward to this every year.
Me and the girlfriend watch these videos with our own calendar every year. Thanks for establishing a holiday tradition :)
My favourite time of year, I hold out a slight hope of our grass mask overlords making an appearance.
as much as you will not enjoy this I am excited for this year's advent calendar and found this one almost as amusing as one of your better videos through the year meaning that you'll have to do it again next year
As a Security Gurard employed by the Disney Store, I can neither confirm or deny our kickings.
Olaf the Snowman, Lightning McQueen, two pencils and a bag for carrying screwdriver components.
One hell of a start to this most eclectic of calendar extravaganzas. And we haven't even seen "them" yet.
It's here. The Grass Masks shall return!
Of all the videos I look forward to from Ashens, THIS is the most exciting part of the year.
No Zoella calendar? I feel deceived.
My bets are on the Paw Patrol one being the worst
Wera will obviously be the best one, I don't think there's any doubt about that
I mean, a Zoella advent calendar? wouldn't that just be 24 blank slips of paper?
Lachlan Duggan doesn't it only have 12 days?
The first one Ive been here for since starting to watch this channel
Yes, the cars one is out of date. You can tell by the yellow car which only appeared on this year's movie
jancarlos490 dave grohl?
Holy shit it's Dave Grohl
I resisted the urge to watch any of this until it was all complete.
You do not know the sacrifice I had to make.
Best part of December
Vanessa Williams the only good thing about december
It’s not the holidays without this so I’m so glad this is happening again
It's that time of the year again!
AwYes I'd forgotten how great UA-cam is in December, Ashens and Nerd3 opening advent calendars, a new gaming video every day from Dan and Phil, Tomska moaning about how much he hates Christmas, vlogmas, the lead up to rewind. Yes mate.
in France we have the Playmobile calendar this year featuring a bank robbery.
We found it in every shops, that's amazing.
Do every other countries have the same theme calendar? Tell me, please.
Ashens have already done a Playmobile calendar. Day 1 ua-cam.com/video/O2_v-vZXClA/v-deo.html
Ashens did, years ago.
In Canada we have the playmobil jewel heist advent calender well at least through Amazon
not here....we have the lorry driving through a Christmas Bazaar though.
Yes Amy, that's the one we have here!
It's not a bank, you're right.
The marketing research knows what the kids want for Christmas really.
I'm going to watch these every day after school till Christmas :P
What’s the last thing Jesus felt?
Cross
This is 1 of my favorite vids every year. DNT stop doin them!
Oh no...
It begins, again.
I found both these guys channels seperatly, and its so awsome that they make videos together.
I'm sure this will be batch-produced, so the deafening shouts and whispering Ashens won't be evened out in other episodes. But if I'm wrong, please move the microphone closer to Ashens!
This becoming a tradition i almost cant have a good christmas without it.
Where's the lindt bloke??
You'll never guess what the nice people who care for me got me for my birthday... It begins again.
HE'S BACK!!!
9:23 "Olaf Got Run Over By A Racecar". Now *there's* a holiday novelty song I would actually listen to.
With the Adpocalypse should you really be spending £96.49 on advent calendars?
HowlingSnail I think they both rely on patreon now. Atleast I know Dan does a bit with his.
They do only need to make just over £4 per video to break even and even with the apocalypse he's gonna make that back, on top of that viewership will be higher because people will be coming from Dan's channel.
24 20 minute videos?
This is likely to be the best Advent Calendar series yet!
That Wera thing has descended from heaven as a blessing from tat gods.
Well, you convinced me to get a Wera advent calendar.
Sorry, "the mouse always wins" is such an underrated joke. That was proper funny and stuff.
frozens needed when youve got the diorama , cools the ring of fire
Let it flow, let it flow, can't hold it back anymore.
Diahorreoesea
Autocorrect much?
Papa Sean,s BaNaNaS
That brofile pic is from mario kart double dash.
I'm so glad you started getting Dan involved with these - you seemed to have a love hate relationship with them before, but Dan brings his usual boundless energy to opening overly expensive excessively partitioned boxes of crap. Can't wait for the next 24 days!
I blame ashens personally for causing me to pronounce "grass masks" in a southern way.
Two of the most synical guys on UA-cam reviewing advert calendars? Sign me up!
Nice shirt Ashens!
I'm so glad for another year of these! i loved the silliness :P it inspired me to make my own much shitter version and i'm happy to see i'm not alone! Vicariously opening calendars!
That comb over isn’t fooling anyone Stuart :P
Just shows how detrimental years of exposure to tat can be.
Ashens for president ;)
I've been waiting all year for this!!!
Let's relive the old days.
it's an annual tradition for me at this point to relive the awful paw patrol calendar
An Ashens/Nerd cubed calendar series, Christmas time has truly started!
oh yay it's that time again the grass masks are coming
This is the most brilliant idea. Gonna watch each day.
I havent even finished the video and I'm commenting
The Masks.
They come.
Every year I forget that this is a thing and every year I am grinning like a fool when this comes out xD
You both look more dead inside than usual this year. I guess sacrificing to the grass mask overlords every year takes a toll on people.
Or it could just be the Frozen and Cars advent calenders.
really enjoy watching these every year!
Wera contents easily found on line. What order you get them in isn’t revealed.
Ashens won, a toy with real metal, and he got something from a tool set, I can honestly say it's the year of the Ashens
If ashens doesn't come in as pregnant Spiderman I'm gonna unsub from both channels
anyone else re-watch these every December
More like sadvent.