"Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind; reconsider your life!" That one and "You've given me the food that my food eats." were both not in this video.
As Ron Swanson would say, "I'd say a broken clock is right twice a day, but I wouldn't know as any clock I have would be built by my own hands to be precise as possible and thus right all the time."
My fav: “Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frufu symbolism, just a good simple tale about a man who hates an animal. Does the White Whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaninglessness of human existence? **chuckles** No, its just a f****** fish." - Ron Swanson
And the greatest of these quotes goes to... "There's only one thing I hate more than a liar and that's skim milk, which is water lying about being milk." I feel this on such a deep spiritual level that I have no words to properly describe it.
If this was posted by a smaller channel, they would be demonitized for not posting 'original content'. But BuzzFeed can just remix copyrighted content because they're a large channel. Yeah keep telling me UA-cam supports smaller creators, go on...
Well if you believe in capitalism, you recognize that it doesn't matter if UA-cam supports smaller creators. It's up to them to sink or swim. Practically speaking, capitalism always favors those with more resources - it has to. So it is entirely normal. But more importantly, you don't know Fair Use laws.
recoil53 What he is describing in his comment is not capitalism in the slightest. In capitalism both the smaller channel and the larger channel would have the same opportunity to post the same things. What he is actually describing would be an example of some sort of government corruption. In which the governing power (UA-cam) is bending the laws to favor the larger UA-camr because they know it will make them money. Capitalism would require them both to have the same treatment “equality of opportunity”. I do understand however that in a capitalist society there is sometimes favoritism toward the rich so I see where you’re coming from. Also I know UA-cam is a private platform so they can do what they want but I am speaking specifically based on what the original comment stated as well as how your comment came across. Good day sir.
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I honestly do live by some of these. Especially the ones about the government and putting alcohol in your mouth.
I will play this to my child from womb, to infancy, and finally throughout childhood. He'll have known what being a man is while having it ingrained into him since day one.
Literally the only good thing buzzfeed has ever posted
Andy Suarez thank you
Yes!
Agreed.
Other than the BuzzFeed Unsolved videos - they're pretty great!
Except for inspirational quotes with Michael Scott.
They missed my favorite "I'd wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."
olivegreeneyedbeauty that’s actually kind of true
Thats the greatest without a doubt
"Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind; reconsider your life!" That one and "You've given me the food that my food eats." were both not in this video.
@@devondenham7309 "I was just unlucky"
What about "Capitalism. God's way to determined who is smart and who is poor"
Ironically Ron Swanson would have hated buzzfeed.
This would be the only BuzzFeed video Ron likes
As Ron Swanson would say, "I'd say a broken clock is right twice a day, but I wouldn't know as any clock I have would be built by my own hands to be precise as possible and thus right all the time."
ron swanson of later seasons was the kinda guy who'd watch k-pop with his kids if it meant they were happy
''Capitalism: God's way of knowing who is smart and who is poor.''
Ah america
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing"
-Ronald Ulysses Swanson
(Best genuine words of wisdom I've ever heard)
I'll drink to that! Please and thank you.
Changed Leslies life for sure
My fav:
“Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frufu symbolism, just a good simple tale about a man who hates an animal.
Does the White Whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaninglessness of human existence? **chuckles** No, its just a f****** fish."
- Ron Swanson
I agree tho
Something I wish my high school English teachers would have known
@@thebeastwithin6978 Author: The boy wore a red coat.
English teachers: HMMMM
It's a mammal
@@icecreamjunkie6790 😂😂
This brought me to tears... good thing I’m at the Grand Canyon
😂😂😂
As a culture, we mock masculinity, but deep down inside, we love men like this because we can trust them.
Huh. Never thought of it that way, but yeah!
And a woman sings a song, “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone”
Wait, why do yall mock masculine men? You mean like "toxic masculinity" ?
Olli K that’s literally not true
@@marsmontufar6319 Yeah, wait, I'm confused now.
And the greatest of these quotes goes to... "There's only one thing I hate more than a liar and that's skim milk, which is water lying about being milk." I feel this on such a deep spiritual level that I have no words to properly describe it.
*When you call your friend by their Student ID Number*
When you call your great grandma by the numbers tattooed on her arm
... Oh wait
Nooooooooo!!
@@sylvarias fun fact: those numbers only had six digits. I wonder how they kept track of 6,000,000 people like that...
@@cm01
Each camp kept it's own records.
@@cm01 reduce reuse recycle
If this was posted by a smaller channel, they would be demonitized for not posting 'original content'. But BuzzFeed can just remix copyrighted content because they're a large channel.
Yeah keep telling me UA-cam supports smaller creators, go on...
UA-cam supports smaller creators...there ya go buddy.
Well if you believe in capitalism, you recognize that it doesn't matter if UA-cam supports smaller creators. It's up to them to sink or swim. Practically speaking, capitalism always favors those with more resources - it has to. So it is entirely normal.
But more importantly, you don't know Fair Use laws.
Buzzfeed does not get monitized
recoil53 What he is describing in his comment is not capitalism in the slightest. In capitalism both the smaller channel and the larger channel would have the same opportunity to post the same things. What he is actually describing would be an example of some sort of government corruption. In which the governing power (UA-cam) is bending the laws to favor the larger UA-camr because they know it will make them money. Capitalism would require them both to have the same treatment “equality of opportunity”. I do understand however that in a capitalist society there is sometimes favoritism toward the rich so I see where you’re coming from. Also I know UA-cam is a private platform so they can do what they want but I am speaking specifically based on what the original comment stated as well as how your comment came across.
Good day sir.
Well, they do, if you can afford it.
This is exactly what I needed today 😂
I see you in the GMM comments all the time! Big fan
That's what She Said!🙂
LONG LIVE THE KING
@Christian Kanitz I don't believe 8 God I believe in Ron
I'm pretty sure Kelso is the king
No Ron is more than a king he is the last true man
I waited for it to show up 2:58 and it did. Worth it
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I honestly do live by some of these. Especially the ones about the government and putting alcohol in your mouth.
Buzz feed needs to make more content like this
RickityRockN’Roll yep 👍
Where my parks and rec fans at
Right Here!!! "I'm Ron F---ing Swanson!" He's my personal hero.
AerySoul Yo Swangsong! How ya living???
IM LESLIE KNOPE PARKS PARKS PARKS PARKS PARKS
I litteraly have two exes with the same name, just like this man; and a cousin. No, Im not from Alabama.
is that a question?
I feel like he represents everything this channel hates.
"Capitalism is what makes America great, England OK and France a disaster"
Ron Swanson
“I’m a simple man, I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.” I think I found my long lost brother.
Ron would have hated this
Bye bye little sebastian
10,000 candles in the wind!! 😂💖
Oml me and my friends sang this in a talent show and people starting cheering
MISSED YOU IN THE SAAAAADEST-FACTIOOOOOOON!
Up in horsey heaven here’s the thing
Once we've said good bye, you take a running leap and you learn to flyyyyyy!
Hahaha I love how he wants his ex wives to come to his dying bedside so he can tell them off.
@Genius Idiot he comments to have people check out his channel?
@Genius Idiot😂😂😂
@Genius Idiot its good to boost his id imagine he wans to do that
Ron is the realest who ever did it. We need more people like this i swear
Literally nobody at buzzfeed would live by these lmao
I can relate to " working with a guy for 3 years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had."
"I've only cried twice in my life, when I was seven and I got hot by a school bus, and when little Sebastion died," Ron swanson
Best Ron Swanson compilation on the tube. Ron Rules!!!
-It's okay, I have a permit.
-This is just a piece of paper that says "I can do what I want!"
“Never half-ass two things,whole-ass one thing.”My favorite quote from Ron.
A fine character sublimely acted. The writers in this world bring us wholesome content.
Truely wise words to live by . This video has cured my depression and given me a new outlook on life. I shall endeavor to live by Ron Swanson's rules.
Ron: "You choose: hunting, fishing or drinking."
Leslie: "I'd really love to shoot right now."
Ron: "Fishing it is."
the only buzzfeed video i like
Trueeeeeee
Ron Swanson may be my favorite TV Character of all time... and I’ve never even watched Parks and Recreation
It’s worth the watch. Trust me.
ron Swanson is my spirit animal
“Splitting is communist"
-Ron Swanson
This is perfect. Thank you. That is all. Ron Swanson.
Ron Swansons voice is music to my ears
There will never be another character on t.v. like this
Dean Winchester
The literal one and only buzzfeed video I actually agree and or like
This is without a single doubt in my mind the single greatest video Buzzfeed has _ever_ created. It's an indisputable fact.
Okay, this is brilliant :D
"Are the scissors broken at your house son!?" ✂
" 0:20 ... we still never talk sometimes." lol
This is my new favorite video in the ENTIRE WORLD I love Ron Swanson.
The algorithm didn't bring me here, Ron did.
I am going to start listening to this every day
I watch this every morning
Breathtaking.
I live by every quote from Ron.
Am I the only one that uses "please and thank you"
All because of Ron Swanson!
I have never seen anything so beautiful in my entire life
The best thing Buzzfeed has ever made
Only buzzfeed video I will ever like
His wisdom ... epic. 🌿
Only buzzfeed vid I am ever liking
Thus is the kind of content that UA-cam has been lacking. I'm happy.
This video made me feel much better about everything ... ever. Well done!
"You had me at meat-tornado" 😂😂 i forgot about that episode
Buzzfeed actually posted something that was the opposite of cancer... thank you
Oh cool the most important video on the internet I knew I always needed but never made myself. Thank you.
The only video on buzzfeed worth even considering watching.
This is the top quality content i subscribed for.
God bless America, capitalism and Ronald Ulisses Swanson.
👍
What a breathtaking montage.
Thank you for this
BUZZFEED? You haven't earned the PRIVILEGE of RON SWANSON'S LIKENESS
Last one is actually pretty good advice
Thx for this
Ron Swanson is the best!
Best buzzfeed video by far
Wise words to live by.
Ron can melt the entire BuzzFeed staff just by staring at them.
Honestly this is my favorite buzzfeed video
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal
Best video on the internet!!
"There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food"
This.
never thought I would like a buzzfeed video
Ron is such an inspiring person and also one of the funniest characters in the show XD
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared" LMAO
What a beautiful video. :D
This was so good!
2:50 My favorite quote of all time
Ron should write fortunes for fortune cookies 😂
The only BuzzFeed video I will ever agree with
So inspirational👏👏👏👏😭😭😭
I'll work all night off it meant something never got done
DLG “I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done”
this is the only buzzfeed video ive ever liked
“The three most important people in a man’s life are his barber, his butcher, and his lover." - U FORGOT THIS😂
the most inspirational video on youtube
I will play this to my child from womb, to infancy, and finally throughout childhood. He'll have known what being a man is while having it ingrained into him since day one.
“I am not a sore loser! Its just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.”
Ron Swanson hits a remote button that closes both doors to his office. "It's beautiful."
This is what the internet was created for. Thank you so much
Finally a quality buzzfeed video
Such Wisdom!
Thank you
This is beautiful
OK.. JAZZ, RON SWANSON AND QUOTES?! THIS IS NEW VERSION OF HOLY BIBLE! I GET IT!!!!
Music by Duke Silver