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  • @philliptivis3082
    @philliptivis3082 11 місяців тому +750

    Not enough credit is given to the kid offering meatless bacon. His facial expressions tell the whole story.

    • @jonvia
      @jonvia 11 місяців тому +23

      Such a great scene. Ron saved us all from tree bark bacon!

    • @DaneOrschlovsky
      @DaneOrschlovsky 11 місяців тому +17

      There is no meatless bacon. There is no turkey bacon. There is only BACON.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@DaneOrschlovsky turkey bacon is still meat. No need to go all toxic masculinity about it

    • @DaneOrschlovsky
      @DaneOrschlovsky 11 місяців тому +17

      @@pap-fr Have you ever watched the show? Thanks for the laugh, with your "toxic masculinity" nonsense 😂

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@pap-frdude read the room he's doing Ron... How could you not know...

  • @MrTaserface
    @MrTaserface 11 місяців тому +393

    Embodying Ron Swanson is the biggest dream any MAN can ever have

    • @Mowgs951
      @Mowgs951 11 місяців тому +6

      Dudes biggest dream revolves around another man. Crazy

    • @heyitsjoe8446
      @heyitsjoe8446 11 місяців тому +7

      Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man does

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 10 місяців тому +1

      eh, not really

    • @The_Kronicus
      @The_Kronicus 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Mowgs951You say that as though the concept of having a hero is foreign to you. Must be sad.

    • @NumquamDeorsum
      @NumquamDeorsum 6 місяців тому

      ​@The_Kronicus only the weak need heroes.

  • @spaghettisheepdog
    @spaghettisheepdog 11 місяців тому +205

    Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time
    so when he cares about someone, you know he means it

  • @aspunkyyacker6850
    @aspunkyyacker6850 6 місяців тому +43

    "Luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures" Ron Swanson 🤣 that's a tattoo right there ❤️

  • @theprussian4616
    @theprussian4616 10 місяців тому +185

    "You know what makes a good person good? When a good person does something bad, they own up to it. They try to learn something from it and move on."
    That right there is some good advice.

    • @nelson3443
      @nelson3443 6 місяців тому +1

      Never better words said

  • @jakepilot9327
    @jakepilot9327 11 місяців тому +425

    The title should say “Ron Swanson stating facts for 10 minutes straight”

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 10 місяців тому

      you know that the character is meant to be laughed at because lebertarianism is an absurd joke ideology, a kid's idea of 'self reliance' function of a government on the economy, right?

    • @StareSoHard
      @StareSoHard 9 місяців тому +2

      Og comment

    • @cliveclegg8799
      @cliveclegg8799 8 місяців тому +3

      100% true

  • @juliahornback2843
    @juliahornback2843 11 місяців тому +59

    Ron and April were an iconic duo 😂

  • @mezza001
    @mezza001 10 місяців тому +121

    SKIM MILK - Is water LYING about being milk.

  • @aakashkoppa8698
    @aakashkoppa8698 11 місяців тому +45

    Coincidentally, the first ad I got after opening the video was of a meat delivery app 😂
    Ron FTW ❤😂

  • @registereduser
    @registereduser 11 місяців тому +71

    Ron Swanson: Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 7 місяців тому +12

    "Sir, this is a party platter for 12 people!"
    "I know what I'm about, son!"

  • @Mike-mx3iy
    @Mike-mx3iy 9 місяців тому +25

    That pancake flip was always impressive to me

  • @jasondelvaux3036
    @jasondelvaux3036 11 місяців тому +198

    Only one inconsistency bothers me... he does not obey his own pyramid's edict on haircuts. But I'd prefer he change the pyramid rather than altering his majestic head tsunami.

    • @walterlaux1207
      @walterlaux1207 11 місяців тому +60

      Ron's haircut is an earned privilege. Earned through a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, whole-assing one thing, thus proving himself worthy of said haircut. Until then, these kids get the obligatory buzzcut/crew cut/high & tight like military recruits who must also prove themselves worthy. It is not outside the realm of possibility that Ron, at their age, had the glorious buzz/crew/high & tight.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 11 місяців тому +6

      Don't read too much into a sitcom heh. Ron violates his ideals more than the bible contradicts itself.

    • @kylevest3174
      @kylevest3174 11 місяців тому

      I have always thought that also.

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz 11 місяців тому

      When has the bible contradicted? I mean Jesus knows we`re human, so of course we make a lot of mistakes@@bayoubilly5176

    • @spoopy9689
      @spoopy9689 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@bayoubilly5176sounds like you're made of glass, boy

  • @altiuscitius39
    @altiuscitius39 2 місяці тому +1

    'Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?" was an unexpected deep moment from Ron. Love when he breaks his own stereotype

  • @darkwindplus
    @darkwindplus 11 місяців тому +60

    They messed up the title again it’s, “Ron Swanson words of wisdom for 10 minutes straight “

  • @castertr0y357
    @castertr0y357 10 місяців тому +62

    Taking 40% of a kids lunch should happen at some point to illustrate how taxes work.

  • @hannah22766
    @hannah22766 10 місяців тому +12

    I would like to see Ron Swanson and Joey Tribbiani tour London together.

  • @JamesLewis98
    @JamesLewis98 10 місяців тому +518

    I like how the character of Ron Swanson was created as an obvious attempt to mock conservatives and libertarians as being ignorant and irrational, but then conservatives and libertarians actually liked him because he's just a decent person with common sense opinions.

    • @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands
      @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands 8 місяців тому +50

      Acted out by a wildly liberal individual as well

    • @bradleyreynolds579
      @bradleyreynolds579 8 місяців тому +36

      Nick Offerman has said Ron is a ridiculous character that should not be taken as a role model

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 8 місяців тому +59

      @@bradleyreynolds579nick is a liberal. Who’s word shouldn’t be taken seriously

    • @DarthBigBen
      @DarthBigBen 8 місяців тому +94

      @@bradleyreynolds579To be fair, Ron’s honesty, work ethic, begrudging compassion, belief in love despite being in two abusive marriages, and willingness to admit being wrong are all admirable qualities.

    • @massimo4307
      @massimo4307 8 місяців тому +51

      ​@@bradleyreynolds579Nick Offerman is a ridiculous character. Ron is a role model.

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 11 місяців тому +29

    Ron keeping it 💯 are some of the funniest moments from him and honestly make him more relatable.😂
    Also, I love sushi so I guess I failed the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.😅

  • @BamtheMMAfan
    @BamtheMMAfan 11 місяців тому +42

    He’s not wrong about Vegans being made of glass😂

    • @None0fYourBusiness
      @None0fYourBusiness 11 місяців тому +5

      The current Mr. Olympia is a vegan. You should tell him he's made of glass. Do it in front of me so I can watch him laugh at you.

    • @BamtheMMAfan
      @BamtheMMAfan 11 місяців тому +10

      @@None0fYourBusiness Okay Boomer don’t get to mad you might have a heart attack 😂

    • @None0fYourBusiness
      @None0fYourBusiness 11 місяців тому +2

      @@BamtheMMAfan You seem triggered that I proved you wrong. What a shame.

    • @grantarmbruster6591
      @grantarmbruster6591 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@None0fYourBusiness just ignore the thousands of dollars of kit he injected lol

    • @loganboyd6609
      @loganboyd6609 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@None0fYourBusinessso he's made of glass because bodybuilders can't fight

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 9 місяців тому +9

    The fact you're gonna agree on half of his statements but horribly disagree with the others is a good test of who you are as a person

  • @LazyParasyte
    @LazyParasyte 7 місяців тому +3

    I’ve used the skim milk line multiple times in my life because we all know it’s just water lying about being milk 😂

  • @kadenjobe5555
    @kadenjobe5555 10 місяців тому +81

    Nick offerman did ron as a joke to make fun of people that act like this. But ended up creating one of the most iconic tv show characters that spoke the truth

    • @kadenjobe5555
      @kadenjobe5555 8 місяців тому +7

      @@d.a.t.7723 i made that comment 2 months ago. Really? Pretty much 99% of Ron was something Nick Offerman disagreed with. Thats why he did it as an exaggerated joke. However plenty of what ron is personality wise isnt far off how most people who enjoy the character are. Disdain for any form of government, wanting to be a conservationist and enjoy nature. Woodworking, good whiskey, good steaks, disdain of europe and thinking America is the best. I know plenty of people who embody this character even though he was supposed to be making fun of that type of person.

    • @massimo4307
      @massimo4307 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@d.a.t.7723The truth is that Ron is more correct than the actor who plays him. How do I know? Because I agree with Ron. So why would I not believe that to be the truth?

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 6 місяців тому

      It's a John Swartzwelder impression. The creators were Simpsons writers and assistants in the old days.

    • @timbeatty8411
      @timbeatty8411 5 місяців тому +1

      Anyone who acts different isn't a man.

  • @patrickfarrar5382
    @patrickfarrar5382 5 місяців тому +2

    Ron Swanson. "The passive-aggressive Chuck Norris"!

  • @arthursolakhyan
    @arthursolakhyan 11 місяців тому +14

    If there was more food and less people, it would be a good party

  • @arightscepter
    @arightscepter 10 місяців тому +2

    "I want one" More in love than ever now.

  • @blakeguanella4299
    @blakeguanella4299 10 місяців тому +22

    Pretty sure it's a hot take to consider these to be hot takes

  • @ipsun1632
    @ipsun1632 9 місяців тому +7

    Your house isnt haunted, you are lonely.😅

  • @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328
    @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 11 місяців тому +7

    Literally me

  • @mattparadis8302
    @mattparadis8302 10 місяців тому +5

    Ron Swanson 2024!!!

  • @NUFCtillidie9
    @NUFCtillidie9 10 місяців тому +5

    Is a sheet metal factory a factory that makes metal sheets? If yes, why isn’t it called a metal sheet factory 😅

    • @weathermangohanssj4
      @weathermangohanssj4 3 місяці тому

      Because sheet is the Adjective for the type of metal. Metal Sheets would be uncomfortable bedding or mech for a rock band.

  • @Bob-op5tm
    @Bob-op5tm 10 місяців тому +10

    Brilliant lesson on how taxes work 😎

  • @Bob-op5tm
    @Bob-op5tm 10 місяців тому +7

    Great hangover cure😎

  • @nx2k99
    @nx2k99 6 місяців тому

    4:22 You know Brits vs Aussies? Now I am aware of Brits vs Ron. And I love it.

  • @grizzlylawyer2172
    @grizzlylawyer2172 10 місяців тому +7

    These aren’t “hot takes”, these are facts

  • @UrzTT88issiK
    @UrzTT88issiK 8 місяців тому

    😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁

  • @DJ_Zing
    @DJ_Zing 10 місяців тому +5

    Ron owning that strip club breakfast buffet

  • @TheDaveCave_
    @TheDaveCave_ 7 місяців тому +2

    “Fish meat is practically a vegetable”
    *also expresses his love of shrimp and bacon wrapped scallops*

    • @ocker58
      @ocker58 6 місяців тому +1

      Shrimp and scallops are not fish...

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 11 місяців тому +54

    Its sad more people dont have the same opinions on their gov't like Ron has. You cant trust people that just want to use you for money. The term 'honest politician' is a joke!

    • @Strider91
      @Strider91 11 місяців тому +8

      You do know that he's supposed to be a satire. . .right?

    • @aaa232ds21
      @aaa232ds21 11 місяців тому +9

      @@Strider91 Parts of his character, absolutly. But some bits are true.

    • @timdarnell7819
      @timdarnell7819 11 місяців тому

      Too bad he is a bleeding heart liberal in real life

    • @person3538
      @person3538 11 місяців тому +3

      Yes, but he does have some obvious points.@@Strider91

    • @treynoldsman1981
      @treynoldsman1981 9 місяців тому +1

      Satire is an observation of reality exaggerated, in this case I don't think it was that exaggerated

  • @watarukurenai7540
    @watarukurenai7540 3 місяці тому

    2:46 In what dystopian world is thay a hot take. In what world do I live in?

  • @TheyMakeItLikeThat
    @TheyMakeItLikeThat 10 місяців тому +15

    Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless

  • @brokenweep5604
    @brokenweep5604 10 місяців тому +1

    We sure have a Tammy in our life’s

  • @sockhopper
    @sockhopper 5 місяців тому +1

    Ron was made to mock libertarians, but now he’s the equivalent of Uncle Sam to the libertarian movement

  • @shneblyboy3604
    @shneblyboy3604 11 місяців тому +2

    This is Trailer park boys Ricky if he were smart and not in Sunnyvale

  • @Wolf_3125
    @Wolf_3125 6 місяців тому +1

    Absolute Giga Chad

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 4 місяці тому

    As a vegan, I can confirm that I am ,in fact, made of glass and of no threat to anyone 😪

  • @aaronoverbey2147
    @aaronoverbey2147 7 місяців тому +2

    Ironic how ron Swanson would be considered a racist nazi these days.

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 5 місяців тому +4

    Ron Swanson genuinely introduced me to libertarianism when he was meant to be a caricature. Task failed successfully, Parks and Rec.

  • @MaryDoe-wr1mu
    @MaryDoe-wr1mu 3 місяці тому

    Shut up and look at me 😭😭😭

  • @Rpullin450
    @Rpullin450 11 місяців тому +10

    The only thing Ron and I disagree on is Fish! Fish is meat.

  • @rufusshaver3429
    @rufusshaver3429 7 місяців тому +1

    Ron swanson is the perfect role model. F everybody in the comments that say otherwise

  • @itsjustme80s
    @itsjustme80s 6 місяців тому +2

    Although I fundamentally disagree with Ron on almost every government issue, I love him so much, because he's a good human

  • @jay-by1se
    @jay-by1se 9 місяців тому +2

    The crazy thing the actors don't realize... Is that we all love Ron.. Not Kieth.

  • @casey2346
    @casey2346 11 місяців тому +7

    the only hot take is the title

  • @coomr419
    @coomr419 10 місяців тому +5

    Is he wrong? NO

  • @trizzyot6633
    @trizzyot6633 5 місяців тому

    These are not hot takes especially government part are just wise sayings

  • @kiofea
    @kiofea 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm extremely disappointed;
    Nothing in this video could be considered a hot take.

  • @Robmattra
    @Robmattra 9 місяців тому +3

    hot takes? yes. false takes? no

  • @matthewcowan6337
    @matthewcowan6337 10 місяців тому +1

  • @rayhayden2289
    @rayhayden2289 2 місяці тому

    These takes are frozen

  • @johnjohnston5283
    @johnjohnston5283 10 місяців тому +7

    Too bad the actor is the opposite of the character

    • @chublez
      @chublez 9 місяців тому

      Opposite might be a bit strong.

  • @jakethesnake7917
    @jakethesnake7917 6 місяців тому

    Most of these aren’t even hot takes

  • @reverse88
    @reverse88 11 місяців тому +8

    I’ve always been frustrated by the postcard seller not taking the dollar. It’s a postcard. A US dollar is a screaming deal for the salesman.

    • @billy08011
      @billy08011 11 місяців тому +14

      ...what would he do with it? keep for years just in case he decides to visit the US in the future? he may as well just give it to him for free.

    • @Yominication
      @Yominication 11 місяців тому +6

      At the time of filming the dollar was almost half as valuable as the pound, so maybe it didnt meet the cost

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht 11 місяців тому

      @@billy08011 I feel that. I got exactly three dollars, from some patent applications I was involved in. By the time I may actually feel like taking a 10 hour flight I suspect even the homeless people begging on the street will prefer credit card...

    • @MrMcChuckles95
      @MrMcChuckles95 9 місяців тому

      Man's not gonna take a dollar to a currency exchange 😅 it's worthless

  • @zumazuma568
    @zumazuma568 11 місяців тому +1

    A libertarian who actually makes sense and can take responsibility for his opinions. It's possible in this show because this show is fiction XD

    • @RadBaronGA
      @RadBaronGA 9 місяців тому +3

      Most libertarians pretty chill people who just want to be left alone. What's wrong with weed, lower taxes, and deregulation? Also guns. Lots of guns.

    • @drachireidnoc6659
      @drachireidnoc6659 8 місяців тому +1

      I don’t know Ron Paul was a pretty good libertarian

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine 10 місяців тому +2

    it's scary to think that there are actual politicians and people out there who would take this kind of takes at heart, see Ron, and totally miss the point that we're meant to laugh at this, not admire it

    • @Shamelesscritique1
      @Shamelesscritique1 10 місяців тому +12

      Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's not true.

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 7 місяців тому +2

      Who are you to tell me what to do

  • @uditgor
    @uditgor 11 місяців тому +3

    First 🥇

    • @Cheeseburger_boy
      @Cheeseburger_boy 11 місяців тому +1

      🤯Wow, I'm sure people care so much!!!

    • @UrzTT88issiK
      @UrzTT88issiK 8 місяців тому

      Yeah I guess you did huh

  • @patrickmulka6486
    @patrickmulka6486 10 місяців тому

    God loves you come to him and repent

  • @ericlarson7556
    @ericlarson7556 10 місяців тому

    Worse than Jackie Gleason or Carroll O'Connor's worst performances. He almost makes boring Norm McDonald sound funny.

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 10 місяців тому +7

      Why would you click on a video you don't want to watch? What a creep.

  • @UrzTT88issiK
    @UrzTT88issiK 8 місяців тому

    😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁

  • @FredaSmith-t7l
    @FredaSmith-t7l 11 місяців тому +2

    Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time
    so when he cares about someone, you know he means it