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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @devs15
    @devs15 5 років тому +12303

    Me: Steals a car, gets 2 star
    Cops: pull over immediately
    Me:pulls over
    Cops: FIRE

    • @Luna-xr3dk
      @Luna-xr3dk 5 років тому +197

      Nani

    • @Rymac-nq3gl
      @Rymac-nq3gl 5 років тому +79

      Laser Tazer same

    • @daniyalsiddiqui9539
      @daniyalsiddiqui9539 5 років тому +93

      Laser Tazer
      ikr i hate it 😂

    • @KentXenos
      @KentXenos 5 років тому +197

      Now thats realistic

    • @ls2443
      @ls2443 5 років тому +380

      **stands near cop for 20 seconds**
      Cop: don’t make me shoot ya!
      Me: *walks away*
      Cop: *shoots*

  • @expatiate1
    @expatiate1 6 років тому +5199

    R.I.P Kowalski (2013-2015) "he was just 30 years from retirement"

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 4 роки тому +4144

    “Sir he just went into the casino”
    “End all pursuits”
    “But sir we got him corne-“
    *”END ALL PURSUITS”*

    • @joeldawhale8491
      @joeldawhale8491 3 роки тому +38

      Yet they fail lol (diamond casino heist)

    • @captainsmith5851
      @captainsmith5851 3 роки тому +4

      @@joeldawhale8491 lol

    • @stardust3958
      @stardust3958 3 роки тому

      @@joeldawhale8491 lol

    • @encerdardner
      @encerdardner 3 роки тому +1

      @@joeldawhale8491 'll.l......llllpp.opo.oo.p.ĺ.l..ĺ.lll.llllll.l.l....

    • @Pappalardium
      @Pappalardium 3 роки тому +12

      Our agents are not formal enough to enter a luxury place, END ALL PURSUITS.

  • @j.r.7339
    @j.r.7339 3 роки тому +3152

    I really do believe, they have a guy entirely dedicated to placing stars on the Wall.

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 3 роки тому +70

      he also grabbed the book

    • @vojacked305
      @vojacked305 3 роки тому +28

      If the drama in the police station is always like these, I wouldn't use Baguvix ever again.

    • @LostSoulNexus
      @LostSoulNexus 3 роки тому +14

      Isn't there a board with stars on one of the walls in the police station with the pink "club" in the bathroom?

    • @towerbunga
      @towerbunga 3 роки тому +5

      @@ramp7857 you could almost say, the LSPD do things…. “By the Book”

    • @pro-ej6uz
      @pro-ej6uz 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 5 років тому +6496

    GTA Online: Lester sneaks into the office and takes all the stars off the board.

    • @bullpower6970
      @bullpower6970 4 роки тому +85

      XD now 1 question how can he get inside

    • @Cheeselord1284
      @Cheeselord1284 4 роки тому +164

      He turn off the lights

    • @bullpower6970
      @bullpower6970 4 роки тому +29

      @@Cheeselord1284 no with the doors and stuff

    • @mannotfromeurope3100
      @mannotfromeurope3100 4 роки тому +61

      @@bullpower6970 can you not be a jackass and stop asking questions he prob teleports in there or something ass dick

    • @moshymoshmosh9658
      @moshymoshmosh9658 4 роки тому +14

      bullpower 34 emp device from de casino heist lol

  • @betterrun3576
    @betterrun3576 5 років тому +4100

    Kid: steals candy
    Gta police: WE NEED AIRSUPPORT

  • @allisonsollien8963
    @allisonsollien8963 5 років тому +2172

    2015 : let’s wait four years
    2019 : RECOMMENDED

    • @axel6494
      @axel6494 5 років тому +12

      Sam stfu

    • @jako9833
      @jako9833 5 років тому +3

      @@axel6494 jesus

    • @andrewjacox4655
      @andrewjacox4655 5 років тому +4

      So original

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 5 років тому +4

      You are so lazy that you didn't even want to write all the other years

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 5 років тому +1

      How havent you seen this years ago XD

  • @karasovalye0072
    @karasovalye0072 3 роки тому +960

    Player: Slightly touches a police car
    Police: I'm gonna end this mans whole career

    • @Krahhf
      @Krahhf 3 роки тому +25

      @Acer_Aspier5 when a police car crashes into you you still get a star

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 3 роки тому +6

      *life

    • @borp_gorp6940
      @borp_gorp6940 3 роки тому +5

      One time a cop hit my car and I got 3 stars

    • @diabeto1216
      @diabeto1216 2 роки тому +2

      @@dimension-121 Sounds a little too realistic lol

    • @benthecat4345
      @benthecat4345 2 роки тому +2

      Player: *completely trashes cop car*
      VCPD: I'll let it slide

  • @Avionicx
    @Avionicx 5 років тому +3491

    "Sir! He's run into the subway tunnel! We can't see him!"
    "Welp, we done all we can, back to patrol boys"

  • @MrJoBilly
    @MrJoBilly 9 років тому +3100

    Wow, Officer Simmons has a real talent pinning stars on a wall in a very, very straight line. Color me impressed.

    • @Poseidonsns
      @Poseidonsns 9 років тому

      Hahahahaha nice one

    • @MedicusMobius
      @MedicusMobius 9 років тому +28

      MrJoBilly hes done this 828,546,356,346,852 times before
      he is the most accurate

    • @joshdorcey5716
      @joshdorcey5716 9 років тому

      MrJoBilly it was greg from that one video gamer

    • @MrJoBilly
      @MrJoBilly 9 років тому

      The gaming guy
      That I know :D

    • @zylond7078
      @zylond7078 9 років тому +1

      MrJoBilly greg from compesnest

  • @simran4u145
    @simran4u145 6 років тому +1982

    "VICTIM HAS BEEN RUN OVER"
    *Calls Lester to take wanted level off*
    "Damnit maybe we'll get him next time boys"

    • @allisonsollien8963
      @allisonsollien8963 5 років тому +4

      Simran4U your profile explains it all

    • @ishitupsidedown
      @ishitupsidedown 5 років тому +1

      666 likes

    • @DementiaMuichiroTokito
      @DementiaMuichiroTokito 5 років тому

      Back then we were scared of the LSPD

    • @nickdarager4090
      @nickdarager4090 5 років тому +1

      Hey you 5 year old dont you mean suspect and not victim you dumbass

    • @nesticss4318
      @nesticss4318 4 роки тому +1

      @@nickdarager4090 you are probably 5 year old not him, you swear at him for no legit reason

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig 3 роки тому +343

    Can we just appreciate how perfectly lined up the stars were on the board.

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 4 роки тому +3953

    how to get wanted levels:
    1 star: kill 2 guys
    2 stars: resist arrest
    3 stars: kill cop
    4 stars: shoot down chopper
    5 stars: go on a genocidal rampage and kill everyone
    6 stars: switch to Trevor

    • @theepicking5196
      @theepicking5196 4 роки тому +73

      What if I was on gta online???

    • @wrainerr
      @wrainerr 4 роки тому +38

      八雲紫 you can get 3 stars if you kill a crap ton of npcs

    • @thomasgreen1586
      @thomasgreen1586 4 роки тому +95

      8 stars: Switch to Franklin. Even when you're doing nothing.

    • @marilenhernandez8769
      @marilenhernandez8769 4 роки тому +24

      I don’t think u can switch to Trevor when a wanted star

    • @Oa1565
      @Oa1565 4 роки тому +31

      @@marilenhernandez8769 r/whoosh

  • @cascb2945
    @cascb2945 4 роки тому +2984

    Guy: “slightly bumps a police car”
    Gta police: 5 STARS GET THE TANKS TO KILL HIM !!!!!

    • @hii6981
      @hii6981 4 роки тому +34

      6 STARS

    • @Lallint
      @Lallint 4 роки тому +35

      My favorite part of this comment is when the guys says ”Slightly bumps a police car”

    • @chrismccullough3041
      @chrismccullough3041 4 роки тому +9

      7 stars

    • @darthmaul1268
      @darthmaul1268 4 роки тому +7

      GTA police: so you’ve chosen death

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 4 роки тому +4

      My favorite is "ME OVER REACTING ABOUT TINY SHIT NEVER IF ANYTHING WE ARE GOING SOFT ON HIM WE NEED TO DROP 5 ATOMIC BOMBS ON HIS LOCATIONS I DONT CARE THAT HES NEAR 5000 PEOPLE THAT IS A TOUGH CHOICE I HAVE TO LIVE WITH"

  • @sillybitchproductions2825
    @sillybitchproductions2825 5 років тому +1863

    "You're authorized to use 2 police vehicles."
    "Just two, sir? Why not three?"
    "She's a hooker, Richards- not a taxpayer." (🤣)

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 4 роки тому +43

      That one totally killed it.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 роки тому +20

      I love how they escalate from that to *COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS ACCEPTABLE* in 15 seconds.

  • @smozed
    @smozed 3 роки тому +166

    I like to imagine that the guy committing all these crimes is the same from racking stars.

    • @curtisskaggs4078
      @curtisskaggs4078 2 роки тому +3

      dude it was trevor why do you think he said redneck?

    • @dragonprofessorx1774
      @dragonprofessorx1774 8 днів тому

      ​@@curtisskaggs4078 redneck could refer to nearly any gta online character

  • @Aeroshifter
    @Aeroshifter 8 років тому +2896

    Can we just appreciate how straight those stars were?

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 8 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @starshot9418
      @starshot9418 8 років тому +9

      If you notice they straighten them

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 8 років тому +59

      untill that 4th one, that guy was so clumsy

    • @carloss3130
      @carloss3130 8 років тому +61

      Yeah until the damn FIB came and fucked it up

    • @paultowns5738
      @paultowns5738 8 років тому +20

      NOT THE AUTOMIC BLIMP. THAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrTerror923
    @MrTerror923 4 роки тому +2480

    "Sir your not gonna believe this... we lost the suspect..."
    "What do you mean lost?"
    "Sir he was last seen going inside a pay and spray with a blue car, and the garage door close, when it opened again the car was red..."
    "Welp nothing we can do now, call off the search"
    "Sir are you sure???? he has killed over 100 police officers on this man hunt after him!"
    "I SAID CALL OFF THE SEARCH! WE LOST THE BLUE CAR THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO NOW!"

    • @therealvaultyvaulty
      @therealvaultyvaulty 3 роки тому +62

      More like:
      “He went in with a red car and a few bullet holes in the car, but when the door opened there were no holes in the car”

    • @Matth3w-wil
      @Matth3w-wil 3 роки тому +41

      For me its now “dam he went into a bush with a car and drove out of there and now i cant tell what car hes in”
      Not my glitch i saw it from a channel DarkViperau if you want to know more about it

    • @bilawalahmed7847
      @bilawalahmed7847 3 роки тому +8

      @@Matth3w-wil yeah I love darkviperau

    • @Xorthane
      @Xorthane 3 роки тому +4

      @@Matth3w-wil el matto aka strima

    • @rover4579
      @rover4579 3 роки тому +3

      @@Matth3w-wil Yeah lol i saw that glitch in his channel too

  • @kaifraser1996
    @kaifraser1996 5 років тому +4761

    Stealing a car is 2 star.
    Murdering somebody is 1 star.
    Killing a cop is 3.
    Military base is 4.

    • @SoftServeNeo
      @SoftServeNeo 5 років тому +73

      Fort Zancudo*

    • @TheUnknown-vg1zx
      @TheUnknown-vg1zx 5 років тому +113

      And I'm 5

    • @redbrixanimations
      @redbrixanimations 5 років тому +10

      The Unknown lol

    • @axel6494
      @axel6494 5 років тому +21

      It use to not be all like this.. it’s and update. And killing a cop gives you 2 stars.

    • @curb4393
      @curb4393 5 років тому +11

      1000 subs with no videos challenge Yeet yeet no it gives you three, or at least it does in online I haven’t played the story lately. Shooting at a cop is 2 stars but killing one gives you three automatically

  • @chanix03
    @chanix03 3 роки тому +145

    Cop: [accidentally rams into me]
    also cop: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

    • @GuestPlayz899
      @GuestPlayz899 2 роки тому +6

      Trevor: THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY YOUR FAULT!

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 5 років тому +3596

    Dude, why was this never turned into a cop show, would be awesome

  • @lukesage6945
    @lukesage6945 8 років тому +2121

    i would have been funnier if the criminal hid somewhere then after 5 mins of not being able to find him the police dropped all charges like nothing happened

    • @dudewatevs56
      @dudewatevs56 8 років тому +194

      Or Lester calls...

    • @dannyhulk3872
      @dannyhulk3872 8 років тому

      Luke Sage hhbhhyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggtttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrreergfdgfhdgrhtbgn Ghana. Hbfbchcnchvn hvhvhfhvhfgcbcgcgcgcg b. Nc cbfbchfbhfyrhrhhfhffhfhjdhfnfhc. Jffy

    • @richardhessel4979
      @richardhessel4979 7 років тому

      Luke Sage l

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 7 років тому +14

      That's what I thought they were going to do.

    • @dstone6240
      @dstone6240 7 років тому +2

      I smell a part 2

  • @boredfoxdude8396
    @boredfoxdude8396 5 років тому +847

    “Don’t worry we’ll handle this in no ti-“
    “Sir they’re all dead.”

    • @MaySpitfire
      @MaySpitfire 5 років тому +4

      i will put my bunch anywhere i want tyvm u.u

    • @hii6981
      @hii6981 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @mystictoxin7759
      @mystictoxin7759 4 роки тому +1

      I read this comment at the time they said that lol

    • @molstad182
      @molstad182 4 роки тому +2

      just those mass murder vibes y'know?

    • @razy5767
      @razy5767 3 роки тому +2

      BALLS!

  • @Agent-57
    @Agent-57 3 роки тому +138

    Officer 1 :Sir the suspect is...... he is.. Flying
    Officer 2 : that's impossible

    • @stephenslevin2681
      @stephenslevin2681 3 роки тому +2

      Nobody cares

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 3 роки тому +11

      @@stephenslevin2681 then why did you wasted your time in writing that useless comment of yours.

    • @VietnamWarShorts
      @VietnamWarShorts 3 роки тому +3

      @@Agent-57 nobody cares

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 3 роки тому +2

      @@VietnamWarShorts 45 people do

    • @apexhunter1535
      @apexhunter1535 2 роки тому +2

      ITS OPRESSOR MK 2!

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool 6 років тому +534

    “Suspect has been wasted!”

    • @qesajs
      @qesajs 5 років тому +1

      😔

  • @gabrielmanuelito8574
    @gabrielmanuelito8574 5 років тому +521

    What we will do now?
    Chief: Drop him in the hospital and take 10 percent of his money.
    Justice.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 5 років тому +8

      Sir he has no money

    • @4nick771
      @4nick771 4 роки тому +3

      PRO’s Gaming to be fare nothing they do makes sense

  • @kleontang6143
    @kleontang6143 5 років тому +4101

    *Raise to 5 stars*
    Officer: Suspect is seen driving a White sedan in to a paint shop. We lost visual!
    Captain: Don't worry he will have to come out eventually
    Officer: A red sedan is seen coming out of the paint shop
    Captain: Thats definitely not our guy!

    • @NFSBeast2365
      @NFSBeast2365 5 років тому +64

      😂🤣

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 5 років тому +7

      @Watermelon no duh.

    • @dreamthoughtplays
      @dreamthoughtplays 5 років тому +34

      @@iamthehype3684 so the joke doesn't work. The joke implies the cops see him drive in with one color and drive out another color, but that's not how it works in the game.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 5 років тому +61

      @@dreamthoughtplays it works in san andreas

    • @JayBaddAssCutler
      @JayBaddAssCutler 5 років тому +22

      This video would be 10xs better if this was the actual end.
      +100 great comment

  • @blackknight8394
    @blackknight8394 3 роки тому +746

    *Holds the Bible*
    Him: "Not that one, the one with answers"
    Me, a Christian: "Ouch"
    😂

    • @zsolthalmai257
      @zsolthalmai257 3 роки тому +30

      CJ: What mfin' book?!

    • @rebeltexan2814
      @rebeltexan2814 3 роки тому +10

      More like “well time to pray for him”.

    • @bobgait4054
      @bobgait4054 3 роки тому +2

      Heil satan

    • @rebeltexan2814
      @rebeltexan2814 3 роки тому +12

      @@bobgait4054 at least you spelt satan right.

    • @bobgait4054
      @bobgait4054 3 роки тому

      @@rebeltexan2814 that’s how you spell it you fucktard go read a book

  • @k9nate126
    @k9nate126 5 років тому +905

    Me: (literally kills an entire building of people
    Cops: eh who cares
    Me: (slightly grazes a cop car)
    Cops: RAISE IT TO FIVE STARS

    • @incognito6351
      @incognito6351 4 роки тому +28

      Once I helped the cops get a criminal but my vehicle was blocking the police after I got he criminal so i moved to for them but then I razored them while moving the car out of the way and I got 2 stars for that

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 4 роки тому +11

      Worse in San Andreas. Ballas can stand and shoot at you. Cops don't even care when they walk by
      But punch back to get a weapon? And CJ committed suicide Epstein style.

    • @Anchor_Productions
      @Anchor_Productions 4 роки тому

      Literally read that as soon as they said it

  • @littlehuzz
    @littlehuzz 4 роки тому +374

    "Sir, the criminal called lester. Get rid of the wanted level"

  • @Xanly
    @Xanly 5 років тому +803

    Me: walking up to a police.
    Police: hey!
    Me: *walks away*
    Police: *puts 3 stars*

  • @epicfail3167
    @epicfail3167 3 роки тому +93

    Dude: Kills hundreds of cops on cameras with proof of face
    Also dude: Is called 'suspect'

  • @kei.s7077
    @kei.s7077 8 років тому +295

    DAMMIT HE WAS ONLY 30 YEARS FROM RETIREMENT

  • @costinmyr3l265
    @costinmyr3l265 5 років тому +871

    Just say "hi" twice to a cop in GTA V and you get wanted level 🤣

  • @deacon238
    @deacon238 4 роки тому +356

    Me: [steals a parked car]
    LSPD: *USE LETHAL FORCE*

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +6

      Me: Stands right next to police
      Officer: that’s illegal

  • @Spedmoonky
    @Spedmoonky 3 роки тому +21

    when the cops hit you on porpose "RAIS IT TO FIVE STARS, HE KILLED ME!"

  • @Synnystershy
    @Synnystershy 5 років тому +4855

    Go to 6 stars!!!
    But Sir. We only go up to 5 stars. We haven't used 6 stars in Los Santos since 1992.
    I SAID GO TO 6!!!! NUKE THE CITY!!! HE WON'T GET AWAY!!! EVERYTHING... IS... EXPENDABLE!!!

    • @ohnli7964
      @ohnli7964 5 років тому +35

      Lol

    • @groundz_604
      @groundz_604 5 років тому +108

      Tactical nuke incoming

    • @Synnystershy
      @Synnystershy 5 років тому +250

      @@groundz_604 *WASTED*
      Player: -$5000
      US Government -$9.5,000,000,000

    • @JackF4S
      @JackF4S 5 років тому +54

      They haven’t used it since 2008 cause there was 6 stars

    • @Synnystershy
      @Synnystershy 5 років тому +49

      @@JackF4S That was in LC not LS ;)

  • @ZaileeRamsey
    @ZaileeRamsey 8 років тому +2098

    "She's a hooker. Not a taxpayer." LOL that got me.

  • @s08565
    @s08565 5 років тому +590

    Can we just appreciate how almost perfect the star placements were by Simmons until as always the F.I.B ruin everything

    • @CraigCranberries
      @CraigCranberries 4 роки тому +13

      Ikr fib always ruining everything

    • @getyogoofyahh222
      @getyogoofyahh222 2 роки тому +5

      When the 5th star was placed you can see Simmons actually rearranged it so it looks better lol

    • @ErenYeager-zf3td
      @ErenYeager-zf3td 2 роки тому +3

      In GTA San Andreas , 5 wanted stars will get the attention of the Feds . So FBI gents , SWAT and police will go after you unless you clear your stars or increase it . So the 6th star will have the military chasing after you with tanks

    • @davenortonsepicprankchannel
      @davenortonsepicprankchannel Рік тому +1

      @@ErenYeager-zf3td Okay...?

    • @ErenYeager-zf3td
      @ErenYeager-zf3td Рік тому +1

      @@davenortonsepicprankchannel Your reply is so oblivious and sounds ridiculous ... If you don't know the game , bug off ...

  • @thanos1335
    @thanos1335 Рік тому +9

    Id lve to see the Cops from story mode swap places with the Cops online and see them shit themselves 😂

  • @Amin-jb3zz
    @Amin-jb3zz 6 років тому +341

    "We'll have this whole mess cleaned up in no ti_"
    "Sir they are all dead"

    • @ency4612
      @ency4612 5 років тому +9

      What?! All of them?

    • @mannyswifey86
      @mannyswifey86 5 років тому +4

      @@ency4612 yeah he blew up a car which sent off a chain reaction which killed... well everyone

    • @DarthDragon007
      @DarthDragon007 5 років тому +4

      Funny thing is that the cops infinity spawn in gta v so they'd never all be dead (unless the mission calls for them to be limited).

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD 5 років тому +1

      @@mannyswifey86 balls. (Laugh)

  • @Romaboo680
    @Romaboo680 4 роки тому +352

    Me: Breaths
    GTA pedestrian: I'm calling the goddamned cops!

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 5 років тому +106

    3:25 that guy behind him is GTA Iron Man

  • @rizahtopalovic159
    @rizahtopalovic159 2 роки тому +6

    Infinite coffee, jokes and GTA banter. Pinnacle of youtube.

  • @TheTutorialDude
    @TheTutorialDude 5 років тому +272

    5 stars:
    Police: Suspect escaped, what do we do now?
    Police: Ok great work is over.

  • @frecks5118
    @frecks5118 5 років тому +379

    Me: drives around my expensive car
    Civilian: tries to break into my car and starts punching me
    Me: knocks him out
    Police: *SHOOT TO KILL*

    • @danielweldon4151
      @danielweldon4151 4 роки тому +19

      Me: say hi seven times to a officer
      Officer: shoot him
      Me: ....

    • @christcarsandcountry6812
      @christcarsandcountry6812 4 роки тому +10

      Daniel Weldon
      Shoot to Thrill.
      Play to kill.
      I got my gun at the ready - gon' fire at will!

    • @patrickweber3954
      @patrickweber3954 4 роки тому +3

      Biker Gang: * Shoots up my restaurant *
      Me: * Whips out my AK-47 and mows the Biker Gang *
      Police: *Shoot to Kill!*

  • @nahguy
    @nahguy 6 років тому +1184

    NOT KOWALSKI!
    Who is gonna analyze things now?

  • @aleksandarrotar710
    @aleksandarrotar710 3 роки тому +8

    "Sir he started driving on rails"
    "That has to be the best pirate I've ever seen"

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku 4 роки тому +2271

    I remember back in the good ol GTA glorious days 5 stars equals entire US Military
    Edited: Sorry for my miss understanding it suppose to be 6 Stars not 5
    I’m too old for this XD

    • @GH0ST_RnG
      @GH0ST_RnG 3 роки тому +145

      Where it 6stars back in the good old days

    • @manoliszafeiris7392
      @manoliszafeiris7392 3 роки тому +105

      It was on 6 stars. On 5 stars was the fbi

    • @gamingcentral4494
      @gamingcentral4494 3 роки тому +5

      @@manoliszafeiris7392 are you dumb??

    • @manoliszafeiris7392
      @manoliszafeiris7392 3 роки тому +56

      @@gamingcentral4494 you Don't know anything about san andreas. Or if you are talking about gta v yes there are only 5 stars

    • @bryanmontes8630
      @bryanmontes8630 3 роки тому +23

      @@gamingcentral4494 bro what i think you mean is, Are you dumb?

  • @haloguy8072
    @haloguy8072 8 років тому +584

    "do not use lethal force" *cops shoot suspect*

    • @mikailn3892
      @mikailn3892 8 років тому +21

      tru

    • @apurplejackalope2020
      @apurplejackalope2020 7 років тому +6

      halo guy80 It's not lethal. They only use the pistols instead of the shotguns lol

    • @scottpollock5555
      @scottpollock5555 7 років тому +2

      A Purple Jackalope lethal force is fire meant to kill the target

  • @x-kid1848
    @x-kid1848 3 роки тому +783

    I can actually play the scenario on my mind as they're describing what the player is doing

  • @floordog7788
    @floordog7788 3 роки тому +13

    Simmons needs a promotion he’s so hard at work.

  • @imaginox9
    @imaginox9 5 років тому +716

    And in older GTA's, a 6th star would appear and a US Army general would show up in your office shouting at you that he'll take the commands and send the tanks !

    • @lordteagan6252
      @lordteagan6252 5 років тому +109

      Also in older GTAs, the entire department would be confused as to why one of their rhino tanks is shooting backwards and flying across the city.

    • @imaginox9
      @imaginox9 5 років тому +20

      Oh yes that famous glitch from GTA 3 ! And coupled with the flying cars cheat (CHITTYCHITTYBB) you could stay in the air forever as lons as you were firing the cannon

    • @DarthDragon007
      @DarthDragon007 5 років тому +13

      The tanks in gtav or at least online are ridiculous. Even if they nerfed them so it takes 4 explosives to destroy 1, they are damn accurate when not scripted to be stormtroopers and you have to fight more than 1. Then you have the friggen jets!

    • @Luca-lc7gm
      @Luca-lc7gm 5 років тому +5

      I miss gta 3

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 5 років тому +11

      I was wanting to see an army general roll up and start calling in tank platoons and helicopters

  • @TheFoxonTheRadio
    @TheFoxonTheRadio 5 років тому +594

    More accurate version
    One Star: Shoot em
    Two Stars: Shoot em
    Three Stars: Shoot em with a helicopter
    Four: FIB Shoot em
    Five: Nuke Em

    • @gamerpro9678
      @gamerpro9678 5 років тому +22

      cops dont shoot in one star.

    • @Jabooty_Williams
      @Jabooty_Williams 5 років тому +19

      @@gamerpro9678 they do in multiplayer

    • @AA-xk1uv
      @AA-xk1uv 5 років тому +7

      Five : Bring out the Tanks.

    • @greentea2020
      @greentea2020 5 років тому +2

      6 god

    • @jongomes3767
      @jongomes3767 5 років тому

      @@armadillolover99 No it wasn't, GTA Online came out in October 2013, this video was uploaded in 2015 (unless it's a reupload)

  • @christiansshow2705aviation
    @christiansshow2705aviation 3 роки тому +419

    Him:just two sir? why not three?
    Chief:sHEs A hoOKeR RIcHaRds NOt a TAx pAyeR

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 Рік тому +1

    04:47. That is some accurate keyboard pantomiming. I'm sold.

  • @wts7294
    @wts7294 5 років тому +526

    4:57
    Me trying to finish my exam at the last minute

    • @kahledfahd7822
      @kahledfahd7822 5 років тому +2

      Underrated

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 років тому +2

      Literally what I was doing today, until it deleted itself for no apparent reason immediately after I saved it

    • @darkriver1233
      @darkriver1233 5 років тому

      You get 5 stars

  • @tranquilvonel1959
    @tranquilvonel1959 3 роки тому +247

    I was expecting a man in a trench coat to walk in and steal the wanted level.

    • @xiswarmin
      @xiswarmin 2 роки тому +3

      Are you referring to creepy Uncle Lester

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 8 років тому +412

    "What's he doing now?"
    "He's driven into the airport and hijacked a plane about to take off..... sir, he's disappeared"
    "He's in a jumbo jet over a heavily populated city, how the hell did he disappear?"
    "He flew upwards"

  • @Jacob2fly2280
    @Jacob2fly2280 Рік тому +3

    POV Lester brakes into the lspd and removes all the stars on the board 😂😂😂

  • @TheSurefireGamer
    @TheSurefireGamer 9 років тому +428

    I only have one thing to say on this video...
    "Grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble..."

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 9 років тому +4

      The SureFire Gamer Somebody get him some meat!

    • @davinco941
      @davinco941 9 років тому +14

      Brandon Roberts well, it is thursday

    • @MegaRekless
      @MegaRekless 9 років тому

      David Dawson
      *places a sticky star on the wanted level board, making it 1 star.*

    • @crytolistic
      @crytolistic 9 років тому

      +David a gamer David Dawson:NO! Not Kowolsky!He was only 30 years from retirement.Alright, +Mega Rekless ,raise it to 2 stars!

    • @brettdobson4677
      @brettdobson4677 8 років тому

      The SureFire Gamer no

  • @firatazia3713
    @firatazia3713 4 роки тому +362

    Them : *Increase to 5 stars!*
    CJ : *Pathetic*

  • @ApatheticGod0
    @ApatheticGod0 5 років тому +208

    "raise it to five stars"
    "sir, he's activated cheat codes! he's invincible!"
    "fire everything we've got at him and in five minutes he'll be too busy being shot to reenter the cheat!"

    • @JG-fz1zg
      @JG-fz1zg 2 роки тому +4

      Not unless I have the correct analytical mind to pre enter the cheat before it expires!! Ha!!!

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@JG-fz1zg Hey, my man!!!

  • @braydentreleaven9370
    @braydentreleaven9370 5 місяців тому +1

    I love to believe Simmons entire job is just putting stickers on a board and taking it super seriously.

  • @Sina-dv1eg
    @Sina-dv1eg 8 років тому +1472

    "No, not that one. The one with answers."
    #ShotsFired

  • @spyantreas
    @spyantreas 8 років тому +275

    at the end Lester should have called!!

    • @samanthadoughty821
      @samanthadoughty821 8 років тому +1

      IKR!

    • @expocreeper8438
      @expocreeper8438 8 років тому +9

      It's probably Gta 4 or Gta 3. So think again.

    • @ryanlizama8089
      @ryanlizama8089 8 років тому +4

      +ExpoCreeper judging your comment since u said that u have never played gta5....

    • @expocreeper8438
      @expocreeper8438 8 років тому +1

      I do thank you very much!

    • @expocreeper8438
      @expocreeper8438 8 років тому +1

      I mean, This could be based on Gta 4 or Gta 3. Since Gta V is played most, they assume thats that.

  • @ctrtab3489
    @ctrtab3489 5 років тому +118

    Just love how the prisoner celebrate with them 😂

  • @DanielBekker-rt1rz
    @DanielBekker-rt1rz Рік тому +6

    This is straight out of a movie 👏

  • @RukarioEnterprisesLLC
    @RukarioEnterprisesLLC 5 років тому +457

    GTA Stars:
    1: Killing a pedestrian
    2: Running over the Redwood Security Guy
    3: Killing a cop
    4: Murder Spree
    5: JAYWALKING!!!

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 5 років тому +478

    Get me the book!
    *holds up bible*
    No not that one, the one with answers!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 роки тому +204

    it's all fun and games until you switch to trevor and all of a sudden you got 3 stars and you're driving on a bridge with so many cars in the way

    • @cat57830
      @cat57830 3 роки тому

      But you can't switch with a wanted level

    • @EazyMichael
      @EazyMichael 3 роки тому +4

      Trevor:
      Well f*ck. Why can't i kiss random people anymore!?

    • @man-ii9ik
      @man-ii9ik 3 роки тому +4

      @@cat57830 No he means when you switch to trevor he starts with 3 stars sometimes, not that he already had 3 stars

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 3 роки тому

      Never go full Trevor.

  • @jojobombs
    @jojobombs Рік тому +1

    This will live rent free in my mind. To this day i keep coming back and watch it

  • @johnbedeian1591
    @johnbedeian1591 6 років тому +678

    Wait so what happens if the player called Lester and got rid of the wanted levels?

    • @willow7610
      @willow7610 6 років тому +28

      Memetastic Zauce the robot in the back comes in and kills everyone (Lester got it in somehow

    • @prettygreat7797
      @prettygreat7797 6 років тому +110

      Lester calls 911 to tell it's just a social experiment.

    • @JoeMakaFloe
      @JoeMakaFloe 5 років тому +8

      He puts up a fake APB so they'll chase the wrong person

    • @vicnba7285
      @vicnba7285 5 років тому +5

      JoeMakaFloe how do you get Lester to do that?

    • @atlanticsquib7232
      @atlanticsquib7232 5 років тому +6

      He threatens to spread nasty roomers behind their back and write on lifeinvader about how much of a creep they are, and threatens to spread their nude pics I guess

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 5 років тому +207

    San Andreas Police: _Sir, We've one more star left!_

  • @victikirby15
    @victikirby15 9 років тому +259

    Gerg
    Gerg, is that you?
    GREG WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?!?!

  • @G36645
    @G36645 Рік тому +4

    This is when the game was 2 years old
    It’s 10 now

  • @devinbattaglia6432
    @devinbattaglia6432 6 років тому +69

    Whenever I get raised a star, I’ll always think of Simmons - with his ability to pin stars perfectly

    • @scoots291
      @scoots291 5 років тому +2

      Whenever I lose it I imagine Simmons taking them down

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 4 роки тому +664

    Me: *drifts tank on city streets, runs over multiple vehicles and uses the gun barrel as a bat to smash signs and traffic lights*
    GTA Police: Nothing wrong here...
    Me: *drives a jet on the road, causing damage to signs, vehicles and using jet thrust to make people fall over*
    GTA Police: It's all good.
    Me: *stands next to cop, not doing anything*
    GTA Police: RAISE IT TO 5 STARS!!!

    • @mozzietheaussie5482
      @mozzietheaussie5482 3 роки тому +9

      So accurate lol

    • @johnb.d
      @johnb.d 3 роки тому +11

      _"YOU'RE FUCKING DEEEEAAAADDD!!"_

    • @nicolerutland4113
      @nicolerutland4113 3 роки тому +3

      so fuckin true lol

    • @Sam-uj8xx
      @Sam-uj8xx 3 роки тому +3

      Yea Really i was on a Rampage on Vespucci Beach and the Cops Like: Yea only a Guy who Drives with a Bus over the Beach nothin' wrong here"
      When i was at the Police station standing near a Cop: STAY AWAY!!!" five Minutes Later: 2 Stars for Standing near a Cop

    • @jozefm3044
      @jozefm3044 3 роки тому +1

      thats why I like gta iv

  • @timvanroey2937
    @timvanroey2937 8 років тому +855

    'no not that one, the one with answers' SHOTS FIRED

  • @v3k1tg
    @v3k1tg 3 роки тому +10

    imagine if Lester just called them and said something like "leave him alone I'll give ya 200$" (or however much you pay to get rid of wanted level)

  • @krystiankowalski7335
    @krystiankowalski7335 7 років тому +215

    When they raised it to 5 stars, the military should've rushed in and added a star.

  • @SumsarH
    @SumsarH 9 років тому +295

    I would have loved to see what happens when you lose your stars

    • @rightleft7306
      @rightleft7306 9 років тому +70

      "Oh, it's been how long now, wait, THAT LONG! Not ONE death? Looks like he just repent for his sins. Ok boys, call it off."

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 9 років тому +14

      Darkness Serpent Ok we lost sight of him for 3 minutes now, he's obviously left the state and there is no possible way to trace him call all the patrols off, good job everybody.

    • @rcflight13
      @rcflight13 9 років тому +8

      Darkness Serpent "Sir, the suspect drove onto a train track. We lost him".
      Fucking path finding is loco.... motive.

    • @Bodek-756
      @Bodek-756 9 років тому +1

      Darkness Serpent I thought that was the point of video before watching.

    • @khoihoang6421
      @khoihoang6421 9 років тому

      Lord Grief Mc. Scumbag

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 3 роки тому +1356

    “She’s an only fans girl, not a tax payer”

    • @darkchocolate1219
      @darkchocolate1219 3 роки тому +10

      Hooker*

    • @darkchocolate1219
      @darkchocolate1219 3 роки тому +34

      @Sky Wojcik r/getalife

    • @kaldero8992
      @kaldero8992 3 роки тому +1

      @@darkchocolate1219 lol

    • @trekkienzl2862
      @trekkienzl2862 3 роки тому +19

      Just so you know, some sex workers do pay and file taxes as well. They just classify their work as self-employed and use vague language like "sale of leisure services".
      A few of my friends and classmates from uni worked as sex workers.

    • @ProudSalafi
      @ProudSalafi 3 роки тому +24

      @@trekkienzl2862 What a shame that with all the honorable jobs in the world your friends had to chose one of the most disgusting "work" that says a lot about there self esteem and respect towards themselves and there body.

  • @daidarabotchi3891
    @daidarabotchi3891 Рік тому +3

    I love the little detail that it's Wednesday morning at the beginning, then six hours later the Chief thinks it's Thursday.

    • @DanielBekker-rt1rz
      @DanielBekker-rt1rz Рік тому

      They actually spent hours trying to kill the player other than how long it takes in this video.

  • @tungly1
    @tungly1 6 років тому +82

    *suspect kills every thing once again*
    *”RAISE IT TO 6”*

  • @maxholbrook2359
    @maxholbrook2359 9 років тому +130

    I expected a sudden cheat code joke but this was far better xD

  • @Mussy606
    @Mussy606 4 роки тому +70

    Me: **barely taps police car**
    Cops: _You're in for a bad time_

  • @Ammy-q4w
    @Ammy-q4w 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine waking up in the morning, opening a window, and seeing the usual shenanigans that go on in GTA 5 PC. I would never leave my apartment.

  • @franknezevic4385
    @franknezevic4385 4 роки тому +145

    "Sir, you're not gonna belive this, apparently there is two of them. The first one is a high tech lazer-shooting tank, and the other one is close by in a brand new Russian stealth chopper"

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +11

      "You know what to do, Richard, call in the highly aggressive, all brawn and no brains, Codename: 'Online' police force. We only deal with the criminally insane, not the criminally stupid."

    • @audiandranveer8653
      @audiandranveer8653 3 роки тому +4

      The Lazar and The Akula?

    • @slurpee2496
      @slurpee2496 3 роки тому +4

      "Sir, they have a flying motorcycle with them"

    • @no-el7ht
      @no-el7ht 3 роки тому +2

      "Sir they have a sort of flying delorean back to the future type car.....?"

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 3 роки тому

      @@jockeyfield1954 "Cocksucking modders" - Steve Ogg as Trevor Phillips

  • @Number1Vaulter
    @Number1Vaulter 5 років тому +93

    "Simmons, get me the book!"
    *holds up bible*
    "No, not that book. I meant the one with answers!"
    LMAO!

  • @shahxad6533
    @shahxad6533 4 роки тому +66

    Me: Walking around with a Rocket Launcher In front of police..
    Police: says Nothin'

    • @cultistaautista
      @cultistaautista 4 роки тому +7

      Stands next to a cop for 5 seconds :
      Cop : *points a gun at you and arrests*

    • @parkerwilhelm6162
      @parkerwilhelm6162 3 роки тому

      I mean...would you?

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 3 роки тому +8

    You should do a sequel featuring the sixth star: The Military

  • @Clandor
    @Clandor 9 років тому +14

    Gregggggggggggg! Also to anyone who didn't know Greg has his own youtube channel now and twitch, its "On Tour Now"

  • @officerchunk
    @officerchunk 7 років тому +2757

    "Get me the book (pulls out the bible) no not that one the one with answers" 😂

    • @michaelhutsell2876
      @michaelhutsell2876 7 років тому +11

      007 on the road 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😔😔😍😇😇😇😣😇😇😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😌😌😌😌😌😌🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😇😇🙂😋😤😋😩🙂😋🙃😏😘😋😗🤓😗😏😜😝🤓😕🤗😎😜😏🤓😜😜😕😜🤓🇬🇩🇬🇼🇬🇼🤡🤡😡😡😡😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🙂🤣🤣😍🙂😍😉😋😘😗😜🙃😏😘🈹📳☢️☣️🉑✡️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️🉐㊙️㊙️🈵🈵🈴🈴㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️🈴🈴

    • @freddiemarston5420
      @freddiemarston5420 7 років тому +34

      It's the same one

    • @ricosuave2441
      @ricosuave2441 7 років тому +14

      Hahaha I thought that was funny too

    • @spunky4312
      @spunky4312 7 років тому +2

      007 on the road I

    • @captainrex7341
      @captainrex7341 6 років тому +33

      well the bible does have answers lol

  • @Noakez
    @Noakez 5 років тому +96

    franklin: *chilling in jail*
    Micheal: Shopping guns
    Trevor: Being A Physco Killer

  • @virsa12
    @virsa12 Рік тому +2

    Lucky the prep was not savage enough to make law enforcers getting SAWT involved

  • @FannyPackJack04
    @FannyPackJack04 5 років тому +30

    Me: jumps out of cab accidentally
    Cops: so you have chosen death

  • @sophiebtw7014
    @sophiebtw7014 5 років тому +74

    Police: we will protect los santos
    Thanos: Hold my gauntlet

  • @huzaifasiddiqui1624
    @huzaifasiddiqui1624 4 роки тому +51

    Why is this appearing in my recommendation after 5 years, not complaining just curious it took me this 5 years to discover this masterpiece.

  • @BaronSengir1008
    @BaronSengir1008 3 роки тому +1

    Not Kowalski! But he survived the Abydos mission!