The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #1: Andrew Tolvern Is DEAD
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- Опубліковано 9 кві 2017
- Goodbye Andrew Tolvern. We never got the chance to say goodbye xx RIP.
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Trying to make sense of the news. The news won't happen. The rotting newscorpse. We make the news. The news exploded. Big bits in a bag of newspiss. Bits of buggery newsy crap that nobody news about. When no one news. No one could nevernews spilling the news it's a factbomb or truthbomb not lying news newsergate newsbomb often called the dogsmack news witnessing the great news crash clickbait cracknews makes a stink news from the dogpipe. Nothing is happening anywhere ever. There is no news. The news hasn’t happened yet. The news didn’t happen, did it? The news won’t happen, but you'll forget about old news that never happened as the promise of new news will replace it. Exploding newspiss. This was just my thought process for the title. I thought I'd leave it here. Otherwise it's just a hidden compost heap in a file on my PC that will never again be accessed. 💾 - Комедії
He died, today, again.
Yet he isn't dead, again.
In the future we all must try harder to remember correctly.
Loved.
Did you kill im?
What do you mean "again"? This never happened before. Just try remembering correctly.
Seele third time's the charm
_"I will sell off France to the Moon people."_
haven't completed the vid yet but i fully believe that that's a quote
Let's hope the cheese the moon is made of is very stinky.
France will become the Moon people.
you will now be able to eat baguettes and see the eiffel tower on the moon
A never full moon that is.....
this reminds me of a Mandela effect based apocalyptic film
Flamingo Bill there’s a film ??
name of film pls
now
He sayed it LOOKS like a Mandela effect film
Did you notice that in each time his name is spelt wrong?
I miss Andrew Tolvern he was the best person who never existed
I didn’t write this comment
@@Scabrousscrotus what's a comment?
@@giannipiccioni8411 more importantly what’s a Ezio?
@@Scabrousscrotus I'm sure you know why you chose that name, you must have just remembered it wrong
What is this magic
This one is back. It wasn't uploaded before you just remembered it wrong. Send some love on Patreon. www.patreon.com/davidfirth
David Firth it was all just a dream I guess lmao
David Firth I'm sorry, i thought it was a reupload. I will try to remember correctly in the future.
You are a f***ing genious, glad to be one of your patreon supporters
David Firth what kind of cocaine is this by the way
David Firth why?
" I enjoyed it"
"You were sexually assaulted by Andrew Tolvern?"
"...no"
😂😂😂 had me laughing
I swear the other version was more like "noooo"
I died seeing that for the first time...Holy sh*t...Seeing that part still makes me chuckle.
Gotta say, the slight pause and then "the world will end in three weeks" is one of the most memorable endings to a short film that I have seen.
The News perfectly summed up.
Scary how much this reflects the current news cycle. This is what 2020/2021 has felt like
even more so in 2023 going into 2024
Firth nailed it with this series
I remember him posting similar video, but this one is totally different!
Max Deacon VR you just remembered it wrong
Birds aren't real
@@ceciliajanebratten1758 wait no your right nvm
300th like
I remember it too !!
Andrew Tolvern's last name was never Tolvern. It was actually Berenstain. You all just remembered it wrong.
You mean Berenstien
You mean Berenshitstain
A mullato female who plays professional football for the Netherlands?
Nah, the tank boy got runned over
Bloodstain, my lads. It is BLOODSTAIN!
"The government will now be able to see what's inside your toilet."
Their loss.
It seems every day, this series of videos becomes closer and closer to real life.
David Firth is my favorite UA-camr and is a legend.
agreed
no, you are remembering it wrong. He is your 3rd favorite. Your first two are corn and bisquits.
He was going long before UA-cam started and will hopefully be around long after UA-cam as well.
POTATO SHOES how dare you besmirch the good name firth with that tasteless moniker yootoober
+Ratel.H Badger dunno if it's tasteless, just youtuber makes me think of someone pushing content through personality, whereas firth's all about the art. He'd be doing this whether UA-cam was here or not.
I'm not going crazy right? this video was uploaded a month or two ago right?
James Ford yes
James Ford No, you just remembered it wrong.
James Ford you're not there was even a sequel and that's gone too so I've heard it got taken down for legal reasons which is very unlikely or David is fucking with us
James Ford you are not going crazy
We must all try harder to remember correctly in the future
0:11 "2017 just keeps getting shitter"
This needs to be brought back. It's very actual now.
Why has he just uploaded news clips from our normal everyday news?
the only difference is it hasn't happened yet
you just remembered wrong...none of this happened...get back to moon france with you
SmittenTheKitteninMittens
The moon doesn’t exist. It’s just a hologram made by the conspiracy controlled nazi people.
Jim Sandwich 😀
Scrambling to figure out what had to be removed from the original upload...
ImperfectWeapons he hasn't removed anything you just couldn't remember
Original upload? this is the first time this has ever been uploaded you are just remembering wrong
It is removed now...
ImperfectWeapons The BBC logo, it's been altered to PCP now.
it was not the bbc logo, these lies are made up by the comment section on youtube, there's no record of the logo being the bbc logo.
Hell, this is more consistent than most of the actual news. Plus it gives me that warm feeling in the back of my head, like a parasitic creature eager to bore out of my skull and state some nonsense that I certainly never said and people will just remember incorrectly.
“The world will end in three weeks.”
Think ya meant years there
Brilliant!
figgehn HULI BAHULI! Vad gör du här?
Noice
And you aren't what so ever
i didn't think this video could be more confusing, i should try harded to remember the future.
This news source is more trustworthy than the Wall Street Journal to be honest.
MrSpammo Yeah but so is the shape the creamer takes as I pour it in my morning coffee.
the wall street journal doesn't exist, you just remembered it wrong
2:39
if only she said 3 years instead
Yes, just yes
Oh damn hi
How you get here?
Is OP Andrew Tolvern?
Hi Andrew Tolvern!
Woah, hi-
We're all just remembering everything wrong...
Thomas Snyder it's so confusing
We must all try harder to remember correctly in the future. *demon worm bursts out of face*
I keep coming back to this video. One of my favorite videos on the internet
I haven't cried laughing in a long time. I love this series so much
Are you single? Are you into men? Will you marry me? Would you move to Canada if so? EDIT: THIS WAS MEANT FOR DAVID FIRTH, SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION LADIES AND GENTS.
your mum
Aaron Damien Yes. No. No. n/a.
Aaron Damien yes yes yes yes
im a girl .
Hmu bby
No, Yes, No, No.
pretty sure if i ever had a stroke during one of your videos i probably wouldnt even notice
This is the impression I get from watching the news.
I actually decided to for the first time in my life pledge to someones patreon. I don't have heaps of money since I'm a freelance filmmaker, artist and lecturer. But after this absolute gold I had to do my part to contribute towards more stuff like this getting produced!
All hail Andrew Tolvern!
Wait, who?! I don't remember writing that, it mustn't have been me.
Oui, and also we like to be referred to as 'Moonians'.
*Andor Trankin
moononites
Ainsley trombone is a lizard in disguise.
It's A Bit Like 1984, The Way Information Is Constantly Changed
Cypher What's changed? This is the first time that this video has been uploaded.
Cypher I am going to turn you in to the Thought Police! You are thinking dangerous things!
The book by George Orwell? I loved that book
I remember 1984.
At least I think, I remember remembering it.
What do you mean? The chocolate rations in Oceania have always been increasing by 20%!
1:51 when you're not british but you still get the joke
Pretty much sums up the current state of the media.
I think it says a lot more about society than the media.
Hi from 2020 😘👌
@@gubberfuck same thing.
I think its also a bit of a pov of when you watch the news with anexity
I wish I could meet David Firth. I like his work and have a lot of questions :)
He did an interview going back relating to his thoughts and such when making his videos. Despite his strange videos, he is a pretty chill guy and is just very good at what he does. He said his main "issue" if you could call it that is he is always wanting to spend more and more time on each next animation to the point of basically working forever on one.
David Firth is one of the few youtubers that has kept up consistently great content since he started
"MOON: Uninhabited. You'll be dead in minutes."
That was two days ago! We'll be dead any day now...
10/10 amazing. I always watch one of your videos and am like "i wonder if this one will be as good" and they always are. Never stop making videos!!
0:55 Heeey, that's pretty good.
*Reporter: Tonight the moon has exploded*
*Reporter#2: The quality of life on the moon is better than that on earth*
And time lapses and relapses physically violate the timeline Huzzah.
My brain just melted.
Haaaa the good old stuff, newgrounds stuff. Am so happy that you are back, Cheers.
This is so precious, keep up with this series!
1:11 public swiming pool and what.. ? i need for a translation
Motorways
I love you David! I used to get wicked high and watch your work in high school completely lost in and searching for meaning. Then I would scare my friends by having them watch it. Just like the other David, Lynch, you may unwittingly be becoming more lucid these days. Thanks for the news. We all feel pretty mad right now.
1:45 I love this music right here, it was used in the end of salad fingers: ten “birthday” when he was receiving his flesh hat, made from Milford cubicle off of the “texture less ignorant pole/Hubert’s birthday stick”
I was thinking the same thing lol
This series makes me so happy! It feels like hallucinogens a bit.. A concept on a loop that keeps growing :) expanding in on itself. It is also a perfect parody of the news!
To see the development from "I love rusty spoons" to "The media is lying to you for the system's sake" on David's animations is fucking fenomenal
the prime minister did not say that
"no, it was just made up"
Mr. Firth, this is by and far my favorire work of yours since Ptikobj.
The rapid, yet calculated ascent into madness, the conflicting relaxedness of the scenery of the Moon (Earth?) against the confusion...
I've never laughed so hard while being so scared for humanity.
I really love how much effort he puts into making things realistic
Am I going crazy?
Emmy Engström you just remembered it wrong
lilpeek I am scared
follow the queens orders and remember correctly
You must try harder.
This doesn't even exists
But will cats be banned from smoking in dinner jackets on live tv before 9pm? I hope so.
Conway79 Me too
thanks for sharing David Firth
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was so scared this video weren't going to be uploaded again after you took it down the first time, i simply loved it
David you don't think I failed to recognize Pat Condell's body at 1:27 do you?
I subbed yesterday and this happens :')
THE UA-cam GODS ARE REAL
The Daily Mail is 'Daily hatepaper of the year'. I love it! So many small details in this video
these are amazing keep em up!!!
I must have remembered this video wrong. I need to try harder to remember correctly in the future.
Mandela effect at its best
man this is how I feel the news is in reality. LOVED IT !
you should make this into a series. i love this!
I like how this is taking the piss out of the mandela effect. haha
“i shall sell off france, to the moon people.”
Finally, a leader who knows what he's doing.
I honestly fucking love the face swap technology you used for this. it makes it funnier 😂
keep doing what youre doing man. ive been following you for several years on and off and im never disappointed.
Will donate if I see more of these episodes!
Looks like we remembered it wrong
When you gonna release, Umbilical World or Cream?
It's out
Still waiting for Umbilical World though
@@commerceserverservercommerce its out now
He never fails to amuse me. Love it.
keep up the great work, Mr. Firth!
1:42 Did anyone else notice thats the music Salad Fingers Ep. 10 ends with ? ^^
DAZZER Yes. It's called "Birthweek".
Wow when did the BBC get so good! Best it's been in years!
ive watched this like a million times, this is amazing
when these videos were released the news had indeed not happened yet, it has now though
No this wasn't uploaded before we just need to start remembering things better from now on
omg it's back. are you going to re upload the second one? I never got to see it.
amazing content.. hope UA-cam will support this kind of creators.
And here we see David previewed 2020
This is literally one of the best reflections of how the media and news project their propaganda onto society. At least that's what this animation means to me. This and "The Unfixable Thought Machine" and "Cream" are masterpieces.
It isn't propaganda, in the video everything is just pure chaos that promotes more chaos
I don't remember seeing an original upload of this...or...fuck. Am I really just remembering it wrong like Firth said?
I love this man and his brilliant mind, but i think he enjoys confusing me sometimes. lol
This is insanely good so well made n said. He just described a/the whole f madness of the new era
dude i forgot how crazy your content is. Since the beginning it has always made me laugh, and scared lol I love the never know what you'll get factor!!
Is this video our saviour? I feel like I lack my original sin since it was reuploaded.
I get my news from a reliable source: 2:03
2:19 the ol' switcheroo
Thanks for correcting my memory but I've already forgotten it and remembered it wrong three weeks from now.
Greatest news ever!
Please bring back Jeremy Jackson!!
This. More. More of this.
PLEASE make this a continued series.
I will never get tired of this. Masterpiece.
I'm sad to hear about Andrew Talbert. He was great...😣😣
*Andor Tranken.
@@carsenfloyd1684 He is still alive.
"We are actually living on the moon."
Have Hannity say that 10 times and people will believe it.
Tell me you didn’t understand the point of this video without telling me you didn’t understand the point.
*cough*Brian Stelter*cough*
David firth love ur work and way of thinking where have you been all this time kinda missed the vids
Your best one yet! This is a whole new era of David Firth! Devvid 2.0!
Was that Andy Warski?
I think so
yup
No it was Andwin Wankski. You remembered it wrong.
there a bit from a song that was in the latest salad fingers episode!
It's "Birthweek" by Locust Toybox aka. David Firth aka. Andrew Tolvern
Did anyone of you know the name of the last song on the credits?
Try Lemons in a Jar.
I mean that is what the song is called. Don't eat that.
Thank you!
best content on the whole internet in my honest opinion, top marks, keep it up, proud of you
Don't mind me, just enjoying this in anticipation for the new one!