The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #3: UP
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- Опубліковано 4 бер 2018
- I put my face on the news. - Episode 3: UP!
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Summary of headlines:
3 new species of birds on moon.
Maths is wrong.
UP is banned.
People are happier than they have ever been.
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TNHHY, Trying to make sense of the news. Hello my name is David Firth The news won't happen. We make the news. he news exploded. Big bits in a bag of . Bits of buggery newsy shit that nobody news about. When no one news. No one could nevernews spilling the news it's a factbomb or truthbomb not lying news newsergate newsbomb often called the dogsmack news witnessing the great news crash clickbait cracknews makes a stink news from the dogpipe. Nothing is happening anywhere ever. There is no news. The news hasn’t happened yet. The news didn’t happen, did it? The news won’t happen, but you'll forget about old news that never happened as the promise of new news will replace it. Exploding newspiss. This was just my thought process for the title. I thought I'd leave it here. Otherwise it's just a hidden compost heap in a file on my PC that will never again be accessed. 💾 - Комедії
"Murdering... I'll go out murdering... and then I'll come home... and I'll have... beans on toast" Without a doubt one of my favorite lines from anything.
Yes!
Such a memorable line. It sounds like something out of a classic movie. This whole series is brilliant, and becoming even MORE relevant as time goes on. Can only pray David does another one someday.
Yes! It's so memorable! Keeps me going back to Firth's channel when I randomly remember this quote ^^
Same 😂
It's what I love about David's work... this disconcerting blank-face. Melvin is going out murdering. Then he's making supper. That's all.
This is what 2020 feels like
this video is more relevant than ever
2020 hasn’t been bad for me
2020 doesn't exist
He legit predicted the future
yeah
I will go to bed and then I will get up..
UP IS ILLEGAL NO GETTING UP!
@John Farda the future doesn't exist
@John Farda did you see that? that is a fake truth seeker, he wasnt even there, acording to a new study
@@nmmeswey3584 a new study shows that 30% of up wasn't there to begin with, and that the remaining 90% of up is depleted from our planet, the moon.
the president didnt say that
Temple of Boomba The presidents body has been found in clonka minkus
What animation software is used in this, I wonder?
After Effects, according to Wikipedia.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Firth
*Air transport is now limited to ground use only*
Edark Summie I was laughing so hard at that and the planes driving around
Just another day in Flight Simulator Steam Edition.
I genuinely believe David Firth is one of the greatest artists ever to exist. You are a true inspiration to me and I hope you never stop making the absolute art you have blessed this world with.
Same, he was a massive inspiration to my art growing up and now i'm studying it! 2nd year undergrad.
David Firth is not real
Tru
@@Feversome art is not real
@@Plinian5850 not real is not real.
Fantastic.
Gus Johnson love you thicc daddy
Gus Johnson isnt real, its a hoax.
Thicc news gus daddy
This Comment was the touch of olive oil to this video thank you daddy
“He wasn’t even there”
That Alex Jones impression was way too spot on
haruko please That was an impression?
Alex Jones is controlled opposition
Rune Njordhag Are you saying Alex Jones is a false flag?
Holy shit this goes deeper than I thought
wasn't an impression
Alex Jones is the opposite of Controlled.
David Firth is the only news source i trust
this, and only this is true
Honestly same
it can't even trust itself.
David Firth is not real
As useful as it is, it's still cussing confusing
David Firth was making Black Mirror before Charlie Brooker even knew that the moon was just a black mirror image of the Earth which doesn’t exist. And now you’re happy.
Jeff Leach did you ever watch brass Eye?
Jeff Leach well actually Charlie brooker made it before david
Mirrors don't exist because reflections don't exist, you fake-truther!
Barack Hussein O'Toole ur a fake fake truther who fakes on fakers
David Firth is blue pilled normie that just seems edgy.
I can't stop watching this. Honestly I think it might be the best thing humanity has ever produced.
seriously?
:/
i couldn't agree more
Actually, according to a new study, the best thing humanity has ever produced is actually the worst thing, and a recent survey which was, in fact, never conducted, shows that humanity doesn't exist. And the worst best thing was never even there. In other news, experts say candy has increased by 44%.
Now, look at this! Fiend God claims to be a God, but according to a new survey, God does not exist! Local schoolboy posits "How can he exist if up has been banned?" Don't forget YOU ARE HAPPY!!!
You've got your finger on the pulse of the times, David. Never stop.
"I believe david has his thumb securely up America's ass"
Obscure Reference of the day 👍
It must be the pulch.
Some might say it's his huhuehuhuhehehehahahaha salad finger
Look at the pixels around this guy's name. He's clearly a fake...
Lagg number two is correct. Its from the trailer to John Waters' Pink Flamingos.
Also ive read just about everything HST wrote and it does seem like he has something like that before. So both might be true.
Gotta love The Donald with British accent lol
Hearing the president say "bloody hell" lol.
"Listen, right?"
It's kind of sounding like Alan Sugar, british millionaire who did the Apprentice in the UK
I just like how his hair quietly smolders.
“...I’m looking for a lad who can do his stuff. I’ve heard you’re a bit tasty, no messing around, or you’ll get a slap. Remember, I’m the monkey, and you’re the cheese grater. So no messing around.”
Up is a 2009 American 3D computer-animated comedy-drama adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures.
That sounds like Socialist talk to me!
No *UP* is a
*Globalist*
*Paedophile*
*Network*
StickMaster500 wtf you are everywhere even on Siivagunner
law44uk commie as fuck nigga, woohoo!MNzmek,Ksjmeka,,?lzmjemdj!,a,a.l:+),=“(:(‘kv,rucnrkicmr,chvvnbmbkkn,
I don't trust this chubby David Firth feller. Now sweet Marjorie Primrose reading the news that would be something to have a cup of tea to.
Murdering....I'll go out murdering. and then I'll come home....and I'll have.....beans on toast.
Beans don’t exist they’re just the kidneys of aborted fetuses.
D u a l i t y glitches in the matrix has caused the formation of these kidney beans instead of human bean kidneys.
Think about that before u eat dem beans monster.
THE NEWS HASN'T HAPPENED YET
The scary thing is how accurately this presents the media today.
"The news here is just used as a medium to convey how fictitious, erroneous, and brittle founded human conceptions and creations are." dumb ass
Oscar Cordova Because that’s exactly what the guy you called an idio was saying.
Oscar Cordova Why do you believe that?
Oscar Cordova That one.
Media don't exist.
"Life is an illusion caused by death"
That's damn deep
Death don’t exist
But how does this affect the economy???
@Bugs B soviet russia
@@kieranmilner1295 russia dont exist
@@neerajkararia880 exist doesn't exist
I feel like the writers of "dont look up" took a big chunk of inspiration out of this one
*_Existence never existed_*
You writing "nonexiste... never existed
you can tell by the shadows, it wasn't even there
@@TheTazzietiger Its shocking to see that David Hill has been killed by the internet. Specifically the user by the name of “iamraymnod” killed David Hill
A study shows David Hill doesn’t exist.
Who even is he?
I find it unsettling how close this is to reality.
It's like that scp with the different universes that had planets made out of very weird materials like glass magnets and flesh
thats an overstatement
@@flemishbear9658 not if you consider how completely indistinguishable truth and fiction has become across media/social media. Ppl are no longer able to discern a real crisis from a fake crisis, and everyone living on the same block (or household) live in completely different/contradictory reality bubbles.
@@naturesquad9174 true
Big deep
The News Hasn't Happened Yet in a nutshell:
"It exists."
"No it doesn't."
We need to put a hold on all this "It" business until we can figure out what the bloody 'ell is going on!
Yep! And a bit of brain screaming for EXTRA flavor!😀🙂
News: "According with a new survey, it does, in fact, exists!"
Conspiracy guy: "No it doesn't, it never even existed!"
Random woman being interviewed: "If it really exists, how come no one really ever mentioned it?
You didn’t have to put “ hasn’t happen yet” in there
Exist is just an illusion of aconcept that never did existed in the first place
The scariest part about these is not the bizarre imagery, but that they speak so much horrible truth.
Jeez you sound so smart. This is so deep.
ShroomyK u should have more like than those joke comments.
@@anemopixie5220 even though that's what everyone is saying? I'd like to read something more than, "Woah, this is deep bro."
Yea man, an surrealist comedy animation really speaks volume of our current situation.
There's surprisingly a lot to unravel in these videos and I love them for it
"Some of tonight's news was entirely untrue, but what are you gonna do?"
Scary true.
I don't watch the News, so it's not scary to me.
The library of Congress should store this; it’s just so representative of the times.
WRONG: This upload does not exist as there is no up for it to be loaded to.
Error: sudden causal reality failure imminent. Running SCRANTON Reality Anchor Program now.
I am happy. I did drink the green ooze on accident though.
It wasn't u̶p̶loaded it was posted
Read this in David's voice. I'm always happy now.
It does. You're just remembering wrong.
I love your mind. It speaks to me.
Ｔｈｉｓ ｖｉｄｅｏ ｄｏｅｓｎ'ｔ ｅｖｅｎ ｅｘｉｓｔ
Kim Yunseok you are HAPPY
Ｔｈｉｓ ｖｉｄｅｏ ＤＯＥＳ ｅｘｉｓｔ，ａｃｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ ａ ｎｅｗ ｓｕｒｖｅｙ.
Look at his profile picture! This comment is clearly fake.
obviously that video doesn't exist. you can tell by the pixels and shadows. it's not even there.
If this comment exist. . . How come I can't see it?
Conspiracy theory:
David Firth is actually Alex Jones
Well, I mean, I've never seen them in the same room together
I've never seen them.
They don't exist
They do exist, but they're two random people in China that have no knowledge of each other.
we have the video proof,
. . . and its not 80 proof !
1:36 - I guess the Moon is the Earth's GLASS BROTHER.
It's all clear now...
Im_Really_Bored salad finger reference! 😄😄
Kishan Patel so true
That was a glassic joke man, whale dun.
This is the most accurate representation/parody of all news I have watched from multiple sources in the past 2 years.
How about nowadays
@@joshscott5213 1:10
“Maths is wrong.” - 2019, Jokingly
“Shut down STEM.” - 2020, Seriously
It's called the news that hasn't happened yet for a reason, da doii
Next we'll find out space isn't real, just you wait.
@@ThomasTheFapEngine Space Isn't Real Already
Wait seriously
Dammnnnnn im actually a stem student scared that my next semester is oofed ╯﹏╰
Maths is wrong - 2019
2+2=5 - Twitter in 2020
“Everything is broken and it will keep getting worse.”
Yep. As much as I hate to say it.
This has matured so well
This is such an accurate visualisation of what it feels like to stare at modern-day mainstream media/social media. Our brains are melting everyday.
Yeah def
It's not like humanity has grown demonstrably more intelligent with widespread public education and social equality
Pfff
CNN exists, which means everything is worse than ever
hollywoodraptor0016 Since when is Alex Jones mainstream? Lmfao
A little whisky will help with your brain melting problem.
Zyzz Jr. Look at his numbers. He is not obscure at all. Dude's famous. Also, I never said anything about him in my comment
Liliputian07 Haha that's funny because I agree with you actually. I never even talked about intelligence. I'm talking about the negative influence of excessive media on our mental health. Sure intelligence is part of mental health, but not there is alot more to it then that. You straight up straw manned me dawg, and I ain't no gosh darn STRAWman I'm a HUman.
Finnaly.
My favourite news.
Its better than the real stuff
"Ya can, ya just loik up"
He sounded so genuinely done
I love how Trump is way more British than everyone else.
#lets go Brandon lol, is a funny choice though Dave firth is a fascinating character.
Ikr lol 😂
@@drakoinx#cringe
According to a new survey, David's face does not exist. It's just all people on Earth look alike
Meanwhile, in an universe where everybody is David...
Zap Coolman don’t you mean our own universe
Biembamboom Briekamam the universe doesn’t E X I S T
Matt N The word "exist" is not real and never has been.
"David, where's my banana?"
* laugh track *
2:07 really small detail but you can the reflection of the fire in the glass at the bottom left
Uh fuck yeah finally some real news
Riley Baldock This is real news.
I showed this to my grandmother on her deathbed and she coded
JJJ that... Is just great. I don't condone that kind of stuff. But really, at least we are still alive am i right brotha
At least she died with a smile.
JJJ ooooof
C++ ?
So glad you could get the elderly involved in computer science
Believe what i say you know , not what you believe you know !!!
Icefyre Dragon yes!
Do you know about the tiny dragons?
@@EhrenCG dragons do not exist, they're just giant birds
The best satire of this century. Monthy Phyton level here.
Alejandro Alva Our Monthly Python 😁👍
*iF space exists, yeh ... haw com i cahnt seeyit?*
Ya can, ya just look up.
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 *Op*
Wat does tHat mmEayn?
2018: Jeez, David, this shit is fkn weird.
2020: The world goes full David Firth.
It's so nice to have finally found a real news channel.
The part of Alex jones sounds like he actually said that.
No he didn't, Alex Jones doesn't exist
He's an illusion created by the Globalist Pedophile Network (GPN) to discredit REAL truthseekers
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I absolutely love these
me too so twisted and unique
A new survey reveals that you actually do NOT like these and, in fact, never watched them.
This is how i feel about everything nowdays.
you are not alone
0:03 what kind of object is that in space flout right by a satellite
I'm happy yes, but i'd be happier in Clonka Minkus.
I've got some bad news for you
you clonka minkus shill everyone in their right mind knows its all a hoax
Dude like wtf that isnt even fcking funny and i shud know cuz im an activist for the clonka minkusian peoples and they are now doing worse then ever so dont even, ok pal
A study shows that a dose of David Firth a day keeps the fatalistic news away.
But was this proven by a survey?
Gianni Bodeutsch Wait a minute. No. Sources say it hasn't happened yet.
The Economy has been banned.
Its literally banned now since covid.
i’ll take some selfies, and have a little cry.
*mood*
*YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP SCROLLING DOWN THE COMMENTS NOW!*
But... but... I scroll down by moving my fingers UP! Arrrrgh!
But what if I stop existing? What are you gonna do about it then?
EXM shit you caught me
_Look at the pixels. The comments don't even exist!_
well, since up was banned...
So how's Andrew Tolvern doing?
I've never heard of him mate
Andrew Tolvern doesn't exist, he was merely a dream caused by Mass Hysteria
Who is Andrew Tolvern?
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP he’s alive, you may have just remembered it wrong
He's doing fine in Clonka Minkus
(0:58)"Wait is math all wrong?"
"Always has been."
Please, David, the world is crying out for a new TNHHY! We don't know where else to turn for the news!
That Alex Jones part sounds exactly like something he would say
Chris Hill he's insulting their intelligence
Lol there is some propaganda in info wars like any other "news" organization but there is some truth to what Alex says.
GPN says you are happy.
Beans and toast sound pretty good to me.
C9 nobody knows, but if all the news outlets say so, it must be important
C9 Globalist Paedophile Network and yes
Beans on toast, not and. xD lol
Hello again seele
The News haven't happened yet is the best series david firth ever made.
Satire on mass communication is super cut and the nonsense is just so funny😂
Please please make a sequel pretty please🥺
This actually tells you a eerily true story of manipulation in the media, gives me chills
One of the OG animators from the golden age of Newgrounds still practicing his craft. Appreciate you sharing your demented and surreal fever dreams with us.
You are happy.
YOU are HAPPY.
YOu ArE hApPY!
While Firth isn't "political" in a coherent sense this video is one of the only pieces of social criticism that for me accurately portray the experience of the modern news and political world a feeling of cosmic horror that has somehow become mundane and acceptable.
Pure genius! greetings from Puerto Rico, David!
I swear these just keep getting better and better quality with each upload. Plus you never seem to run out of morbid disgusting imagery that continues to intrigue and entertain. Plus that political commentary is awesome haha. Amazing work David!
Phillip Schofield telling me that 'Life is an illusion caused by death' has broken my brain somewhat
Is this a subversion for me?
I like how Alex Jones is the only one who doesn't need to be dubbed over. He's completely absurd on his own.
" i'll go out murdering, and i'll come home. and i'll have...... *beans on toast.* "
3:04 also fuuuck i get the name now lol
every video you make is a work of art
the Alex Jones bit literally sounds exactly like an Alex Jones bit
The news networks say you should be scared and "watch out" all of the time. It doesn't seem farfetched for them to say "you are happy"
This is so therapeutic.
Because YOU ARE HAPPY!
AND THE ECONOMY IS GOOD!
Yeah always best to have beans on toast after murdering.
Joshua! Jos-joshua! I forgot my hammer
This stuff is very Chris Morris 'Brass Eye', love it
Up is down in Australia, so there was no gravity
2020 needs a tnhhy 4 please David
Does anyone else believe that the Alex Jones clip was unedited?
The less news we watch, the happier we'll be.
I stopped at Salad Fingers for waaay too long! Those are pure gold! Subscribed immediatly.Thank you David, you magnificent madman!
It's now 2023 and Firth nailes it every damn time.
Man I'm so pleased you included an actual clip of Alex Jones saying what he normally does
This is absolutely fantastic, these just keep getting better!
Best satire since Chris Morris’ mindfucks of the 90s
David Firth as Alex Jones just seriously made my day.
“What ya gonna do”
“Probably go to bed”
Basically every conspiracist ever
Hypocrite
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What have I done to deserve waking up to such a gift? This video is golden - simply golden. Another great piece to the David Firth collection.
you can´t wake up because up doesn't exist. You may still be sleeping or you may don´t exist.
Hans Wurst This is the best reply I've ever gotten... even if it is giving me a slight existential crisis.
existential crisis?
Welcome to my world
Just joking. I´m glad to make a stranger person smile. Have a nice evening
A brainless cooking show was on tv in the hotel were I had breakfast this morning in Glasgow and somehow it reminded me of these videos. Bloody brilliant. I come back a few times a year to rewatch these.
Man, the trailer for July of 2020 is looking pretty cool.
Okay legit question, how is David editing his face on to the bodies so well?
I've done Deepfakes, but this is more crude yet better than just masking it out and camera- tracking within AE.
EagerSleeper David does not actually exist. You're just remembering it wrong.
Some One you’re wrong David does exist
Top secret
It's because he's been animating for 20 years
Stop trying to pretend that you're knowledgeable in something
@@SomeOne-vf1rs existence isnt real
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Hi 5 is David's ex boyfriend. I thought everyone knew that?
+Marcus Cross Charzey ain't familiar with the Firth expanded universe.
Ok but for real, the part about the planes is so clever and funny I am actually jealous!
I love this Don’t Look Up prequel
The news hasn't happened yet is a interesting series, I look forward to seeing more David.
*_b e a n s o n toast._*
Teens on boats.
I read bean son toast
I'm suddenly feeling peckish for beans on toast.
In this whole video i was like:
👁️👄👁️ *oh man*
I like Trumps new accent. It kinda suited him.
YOU ARE HAPPY
@John Farda Happy does exist according to a new survey.
@@theonlyone3532 happy has been *_banned_*
If happy exists yeah, how come I can't see it?
@@mcglavin9337 Look in the mirror? What's that mean?
@@mcglavin9337 I was just doing the bit. :(