Artificer: "FINE I'll fix it! *alters the trident to cause lightning damage* Artificer: "good luck going back in the water now, fishy!" Triton: "I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Ah, that's a good one. Was going to turn her into a refrigerator, but zapped fish is just as good. Acid... nah, that's less irritant and more nuisance. Thunder... oh, sure, turn up the rock concert since sound travels faster and with bigger amplitude the more solid the material is
Considering the stuff he goes through, the cleric being under ilmaters wing is both hilariously fitting and reassuring for his mental health tbh. Hes also my favourite dnd deity along with gond.
@@HereticalFunHouse I have followed in your footsteps My warforged fighter party member is now made of vibranium one shoulder has a flamethrower and the other has a force ballista
Does the Fighter not realize how useful a flaming sword underwater would be? Most underwater denizens don't have a resistance to fire damage, but resistance to things like- cold, thunder, lightning, etc, so she has a way to deal more damage in an environment that she couldn't otherwise! Gosh, some people are so picky, not understanding and Artificer's genius!
For The Artificer: Make a 50mm Minigun that can Fire AP Rounds and Reality Ripper Rounds that have a slight chance on spawning Dragon Chicken Hybrids that can level entire cities with the clap of it's ass cheeks
*reaches my question* Cleric:"my primary deity is illmater..." *Later in the video* Cleric:"I am bound by sacred duty..." Me (after looking up illmater): "oh...yeah that makes sense."
Why don’t you just make a weaponized warforge that could kill the gods, the demons, and elder gods that you hate, or is that the toaster’s secret 4th level?
So, fourteen cubic feet of lemon juice compressed into a one inch tube that’s released upon contact. That’s somewhere around ninety gallons of lemon juice. For reference, the human body has around one and a half gallons of blood in it. :D
I am a chronourgy wizard, were you / will you be / are you the one that made the multiple macroscopically entangled time lines? How many time paradoxes have had have you committed lately?
That's called The Reality Gun. On a dice roll of a d100, a weapon is pulled from a sub-space according to the number. It gets weird since peashooters and uno reverse cards are on the list
Tbh I have an artificer wizard multiclass character that is heavily inspired by the artificer and he is a blast to play. Already have plans to build a toaster of my very own and has, let's say an abrasive personality. I'm curious on if you've got any recommendations on how to further rain chaos on our world. (I can give more details if anyone's interested)
Okay, Artificer, fix her sword, but do it the most f***ing way possible. She wants her light stick fixed, fine, but once she enters the water, 1 mile away, have the sword freeze everything within 20 feet. Fish sticks included. That way, she stuck with you for life, as a refrigerator.
I just started out as an artificer and i choose to become an armourer cause why tf not blast buffoons into orbit with my thundering gauntles, my question is, do i get an inbuilt sniper rifle into my arm, or should I get one seperate? I thought who would know better than the almighty artificer so I am asking you
Wait question how would a warforge made with the bones of a black dragon look asking because someone owes me a lot of gold and they paid me in black dragon bones but I still want my money
Considering that the Artificer literally bullied a eldritch god into submission and gave them PTSD when they tried to send the warlock away… I think that answers the question.
@@HereticalFunHouse heck yes I love the artificer 5e far the most funniest thing I've seen on UA-cam to date and not going to lie I am an aspiring artificer and just watching your guys's videos of him just makes me think what could I do with my characters cuz I definitely agree science is not of wise why the f*** not
I'm sure Heretical could write a funny answer for me someday, but I honestly think the truth is funnier; Once you hit 6th level you get Tool Expertise, which doubles your proficiency bonus on ALL TOOLS YOU ARE PROFICIENT WITH, then it doesn't matter what subclass you are. Game Over, man. Game Over.
so wait you mean to tell me i was already operating on two of the three rules of being an artificer? sweet!
The power was inside you all along. Like a spleen.
Artificer: "FINE I'll fix it!
*alters the trident to cause lightning damage*
Artificer: "good luck going back in the water now, fishy!"
Triton: "I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Ah, that's a good one.
Was going to turn her into a refrigerator, but zapped fish is just as good.
Acid... nah, that's less irritant and more nuisance.
Thunder... oh, sure, turn up the rock concert since sound travels faster and with bigger amplitude the more solid the material is
Get a room 🙄
idea: someone steals from artificer's stash, he goes into investigator mode
No... that initiates Level 3 of the Warforge.
I’ve never had a greater love for “fuck around and find out”
Considering the stuff he goes through, the cleric being under ilmaters wing is both hilariously fitting and reassuring for his mental health tbh.
Hes also my favourite dnd deity along with gond.
Thanks for the tips artificer
(Now to terrorize my DM)
Do it, spread chaos!
@@HereticalFunHouse I have followed in your footsteps
My warforged fighter party member is now made of vibranium one shoulder has a flamethrower and the other has a force ballista
@@connormcconnell7881 automatic ballista or normal ballista?
Does the Fighter not realize how useful a flaming sword underwater would be? Most underwater denizens don't have a resistance to fire damage, but resistance to things like- cold, thunder, lightning, etc, so she has a way to deal more damage in an environment that she couldn't otherwise! Gosh, some people are so picky, not understanding and Artificer's genius!
Warforge: I’m going to attempt to eat bread (d20 role lands on 1) I have failed. So funny including the tips
Ah yes i always follow those three rules of articifer. Though the bard in my party is a suicidal idiot who constantly foils my damn backups.
I have been summoned from TikTok to watch this QnA
Good content!
Edit: that was a great use of 10 minutes
I'm just going to tell you this I've watched both you UA-cam and your tiktok a lot so far... I've died of laughter so many times I might just die
We hope you come back for many more my friend, always a pleasure to hear these things!
Snakes with Ostrich Legs sound like amazing hunting dogs
The walking sharks get me every time
Three artificer laws at 5:51
1:33 I'm so happy to see those little guys again! Also thanks for answering my question!
So question for Cleric. What happen to the previous "wranglers" that were supposed to keep Artificer in check and how are they doing?
For The Artificer: Make a 50mm Minigun that can Fire AP Rounds and Reality Ripper Rounds that have a slight chance on spawning Dragon Chicken Hybrids that can level entire cities with the clap of it's ass cheeks
*reaches my question*
Cleric:"my primary deity is illmater..."
*Later in the video*
Cleric:"I am bound by sacred duty..."
Me (after looking up illmater): "oh...yeah that makes sense."
We do our research, the extended universe these skits are making are gonna be dumb af but solid lololol, great question btw!
The Artificer meets Eilistraee, perhaps?
I'm not sure which would be funnier, his reaction to her or her reaction to him.
The fighter in the artificers need to get together. It’s like mixing puppies with fire ants with throwing in a dash of genocide poisoning
Why don’t you just make a weaponized warforge that could kill the gods, the demons, and elder gods that you hate, or is that the toaster’s secret 4th level?
i feel the urge to find out but also don't want to
Fucking love the shark leg sound.I Don't know if you borrowed it from russianbadger's video, but its so good xD
I did yeah XD
@@HereticalFunHouse Genius my friend. Fucking genius
I’m glad that my question was answered!
So, fourteen cubic feet of lemon juice compressed into a one inch tube that’s released upon contact.
That’s somewhere around ninety gallons of lemon juice.
For reference, the human body has around one and a half gallons of blood in it. :D
I am a chronourgy wizard, were you / will you be / are you the one that made the multiple macroscopically entangled time lines? How many time paradoxes have had have you committed lately?
Yes
OH GOD THE LEG SHARK SOUNDS
Have you ever tried to make a weapon that combines all of your previous Weapons
That's called The Reality Gun.
On a dice roll of a d100, a weapon is pulled from a sub-space according to the number.
It gets weird since peashooters and uno reverse cards are on the list
@@lumberluc I think they mean one a weapon that turns all past weapons into a cluster
@@halfcorruptedrubberduck7833 Ah, the Omni-gun. Less conspicuous than the Reality Gun, but will bring the pain.
Tbh I have an artificer wizard multiclass character that is heavily inspired by the artificer and he is a blast to play. Already have plans to build a toaster of my very own and has, let's say an abrasive personality. I'm curious on if you've got any recommendations on how to further rain chaos on our world. (I can give more details if anyone's interested)
idea, a tarrasque attacks, artificer (reluctantly) and warforged have to defend the town
WOOOOOO! Jumping in nice and early!
Is artificer a tsudere for warlock?
Lve how you used a jesta image
I HAVE FOUND IT ON UA-cam WITHOUT LINK. I AM POWERFUL NOW
Saw the TikTok and came running
So glad to have you here!
Okay, Artificer, fix her sword, but do it the most f***ing way possible.
She wants her light stick fixed, fine, but once she enters the water, 1 mile away, have the sword freeze everything within 20 feet. Fish sticks included.
That way, she stuck with you for life, as a refrigerator.
What happened to rogue.
Part 2!
Is the artificer an elder god?
Like a demoted to mortal status one?
Don't worry, we have a special series coming out soon that'll answer this question.
I love artificer tips they are war crimes and i love it
I'm still waiting for my nukes dammit lmao
I just started out as an artificer and i choose to become an armourer cause why tf not blast buffoons into orbit with my thundering gauntles, my question is, do i get an inbuilt sniper rifle into my arm, or should I get one seperate? I thought who would know better than the almighty artificer so I am asking you
The 3 laws of being an Artificer starts at 5:56z
Does the roster have a class or is it just a warforge?
Wait question how would a warforge made with the bones of a black dragon look asking because someone owes me a lot of gold and they paid me in black dragon bones but I still want my money
What would you do if any of your enemies hurt the warlock
Do you really want to fuck around and find out?
Considering that the Artificer literally bullied a eldritch god into submission and gave them PTSD when they tried to send the warlock away… I think that answers the question.
@@aresthecrazy9335 not only that bur also threatened to destroy the far realms pillars of reality
What if the war forged level four is for elder god war crimes.
Let's goooooo
So a paint bomb with red paint in it
The sarcasim is why I came here and its why I shall stay :D
Are the worlock and fighter in relationship or is warlock in love with the artificer plus give the barbarian more cheese
I think we all forgot about one thing... What the hell happened to the rogue?! XD
Oh you know, he's around XD
Shouldn’t the toaster be able to eat bread, ie make toast?
When is life of artificer 6
This Friday : D
@@HereticalFunHouse heck yes I love the artificer 5e far the most funniest thing I've seen on UA-cam to date and not going to lie I am an aspiring artificer and just watching your guys's videos of him just makes me think what could I do with my characters cuz I definitely agree science is not of wise why the f*** not
@@frankiefrankenstein4016 Hell yeah! Go out and make all the crazy inventions! And be sure to tell us all about them when you do!
Yes sir I will and hope to make artificer sensi proud
have you ever made a weapon that can kill tiamat or any other god that annoys the shit out of you
What if he is a dog that has a gogo gajet body
Why don't the fighter and Artificer just go out already?
Honestly I was not expecting my dumbass comment to end up here XD but what type of artificer is he like subclass?
I'm sure Heretical could write a funny answer for me someday, but I honestly think the truth is funnier; Once you hit 6th level you get Tool Expertise, which doubles your proficiency bonus on ALL TOOLS YOU ARE PROFICIENT WITH, then it doesn't matter what subclass you are. Game Over, man. Game Over.
@@grayaeronautics867 I'm thinking a modified battle Smith with the toaster being his steel defender
Do you have a crush artificer?
Are you a genius or insane maniac?
Also
Activate royal guard protocol
Why doesn't the Artificer become the Emperor?
Who disliked this?
If I was a betting individual, I'd say the two gods that dislike him most