There is a very important lesson to be learnt. Never, ever, mess with an artificer. They will break into your realm, and force you to read their mind filled with very strange things.
It seems clear to me, that those deities have not learnt this lesson. But I think the biggest question is: Will the artificer use a nuke, or cause a black hole?
@@killerhellhound and lets not forget hes friends with an necromancer i dout he would care if she got hold of it anyways she would be quite happy with it ontop of the atrificers random bullshit anyways. (also as we learned her dad a lich so even then artificer can proably get a new regardless)
First I liked that little Titanfall 2 reference slipped in with the warforged. Protocol 2 protect the inventions(uphold the mission) protocol 3 protect the party(protect the pilot) And I also find it really funny how he has gotten heaven, hell, and the far reaches all pissed off to the point of working together.
Idea. A barbarian who is too stupid to be scared of the artificer. Artificer: "I am gonna kill your new born daughter." Barbarian: "Oh! It's a race. The last one to kill my daughter is a rotten egg!" Or Artificer: "I have strapped this entire place with a bomb and if-" Barbarian: Currently beating the bomb with a big stick Bomb:Blows up Barbarian: Somehow survives. "There is no bomb no more."
The inside if that doge-headed man's mind is truely debotched beyond belief. Gave me the most extreme laughing fit i could not breathe. Keep up the work!
I kind of hope that their big plan is going to be to absolutely ignore the Artificer. Since half the reason for his existence is to p**s off as much of the general multiverse as possible, what's he going to do when he can't get any sort of reaction out of anybody?
@@NoobGamer-zp7ux If you google 5e PHB, there should be a PDF that comes up. That has the full ruleset for 5th edition which is the easiest edition for new players. here is the version I use orkerhulen.dk/onewebmedia/DnD%205e%20Players%20Handbook%20%28BnW%20OCR%29.pdf Ultimately it's a very fun game, and I use Roll20 website to find or host games : D
@@HereticalFunHouse so basically powered flight where I capture about 4 rocs slap some bands of infebeblement on em to make sub human intelligence. Tame them after I've forced them to lose sentience. Put harnesses on them so the can carry a palinquen and put even bigger death ray's on the "air ship"
@@HereticalFunHouse keep in mind my dm and the one before have given me 3 rules for inventions. Must be possible with 12 century European technology. Must be at least partly magic. And no firearms
Lol episode idea. Clerics god sends him a vision of a future he needs to stop where warlock gets killed by her patron or something and artificer kills Everyone and Everything in drunken rage. God's, demons, modrons, and everything else just gone. Each vision involves him doing one weird or oddly specific action to avoid it.
Lol and some things are continuous and everyone is confused why the cleric keeps doing it. Like flipping a salt shaker into a glass of water at the start of every meal.
Ah thank you this truly just one of the most amazing things to come out this year. Also quick question, you’re gonna have the Artificer do some Rick and Morty, Cronin berg, taste your lunch twice like event in this, aren’t you? If so I’d just like it to be stated for the record that I called it, and that is going to be awesome!
@@HereticalFunHouse A $14,000,000 bounty on his head, and every interested party in the city wants a piece of it, I'd say the odds are about even. -Winston, owner of the New York City Continental
Hey can we get an entire episode devoted to the Almighty Power of GUN? Seriously, the DND Multiverse is filled with all kinds of hostile peoples, undead monstrosities, wizards galore, and dragons, all of which want to eat your face off; AND THAT'S JUST MONDAY!!!!! WHY the ******* is EVERYBODY still in the MEDIEVAL ERA???!!!!!!
Because they’re too busy being assaulted by hostile peoples, undead monstrosities, wizards galore and dragons who all want to eat their faces off. Hard to innovate when you’re being eaten.
@@Aredel That'd give me all the reason to MAKE time to innovate, so I can make stuff STOP trying to eat me. Seriously, who in their right mind would fight a dragon with just a sword and shield?! See the pilot episode of Wizards of Aus for a prime example of what being stuck in a medieval world full of monsters would look like in reality.
It was nice of artificer to ask for not revoking of warlock power, by the rules patrons cant do that anywa but its better for patron to focus on him rather than on her in the matter if taking revenge
We all know that wouldn't have happened if the warlock hadn't given him a hug
Yeah
ikr
A lot of things don't tend to happen if a person wasn't a saint
"Let's break out the SKIM MILK."
That's a scary thought.
The warlocks voice was so sad :( kudos to the voice actor!!
She is extremely talented!
@@HereticalFunHouse agreed
The tavern keeper in this town must be filthy rich from how often rooms are needed to be rented there.
The wealthiest man in town is the simple bar keep.
There is a very important lesson to be learnt. Never, ever, mess with an artificer. They will break into your realm, and force you to read their mind filled with very strange things.
You understand, this will take you far.
It seems clear to me, that those deities have not learnt this lesson. But I think the biggest question is: Will the artificer use a nuke, or cause a black hole?
@@draciarch probably both
@@draciarch Probs has a nuke that causes a black hole
@@SnakeLord910 I don’t think he would stop at one
I love Artificer's priorities. Booby trap the pantry but leave the Necronomicon out where anyone can find it. XD
The Necronomicon protects itself the cookies do not
@@killerhellhound and lets not forget hes friends with an necromancer i dout he would care if she got hold of it anyways she would be quite happy with it ontop of the atrificers random bullshit anyways. (also as we learned her dad a lich so even then artificer can proably get a new regardless)
Overkill is never underrated! If anything it’s underutilized 😂
A good answer!
First I liked that little Titanfall 2 reference slipped in with the warforged. Protocol 2 protect the inventions(uphold the mission) protocol 3 protect the party(protect the pilot)
And I also find it really funny how he has gotten heaven, hell, and the far reaches all pissed off to the point of working together.
Duded you get a cookie for noticing the reference!
@@HereticalFunHouse one thing I have to ask is what is protocol 1 (it can't really link to anything because it's a warforged so I'm confused)
@@connormcconnell7881 That's a good question. Maybe we'll see it in a future vid!
No, don't say protocol three... I'm still getting over it
@@HereticalFunHouse another thing is was wondering do you want to make a subreddit and if so what should we name it
I like how at the end the gods said that they need to do a little bit of payback on the artificer, as if he won't just turn them into glass
13:11 Visual representation of the Flash of Genius feature. Genius and madness, two sides of the same coin.
Idea. A barbarian who is too stupid to be scared of the artificer.
Artificer: "I am gonna kill your new born daughter."
Barbarian: "Oh! It's a race. The last one to kill my daughter is a rotten egg!"
Or
Artificer: "I have strapped this entire place with a bomb and if-"
Barbarian: Currently beating the bomb with a big stick
Bomb:Blows up
Barbarian: Somehow survives. "There is no bomb no more."
5:47 This is the most Artificer line I've ever heard. Super smart way to say something irritatingly simple. I loved it.
The far realm ain't shit compared to the average artificers brain
Finally a show that encapsulates my need of Wanton Destruction driven by Dragonborn acid and unicorn juice!
Oooooo can I use this quote and tweak it for a vid? :D
I love those, longer version that are full of emotions put in them
We aim to please!
Aw he does care about the party, and i guess that hug really left an impact on him
Whaaaat? Never! At least don't let him hear you say that!
This is libel and you will hear from my lawyer.
who else thought that elder god was major part of his backstory and the monaloging about their fight a while back
14:24 my favorite line
Within all infinite emotion in my head of madness they all smile with joy with this video 🥰
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
I feel like sheogorath would approve of the artificer's shenanigans in this episode. pure chaos
At this point, I wanna be a Warlock with the Artificer as my patron. Haha
I've never laughed more at the word skim milk in my life 😂
Just got recommend this, already watched the whole series so far. Fucking love it.
Awesome to have you here!
Didn’t expect to be so invested in the story staring a dog head chaotic stupid artificer. Keep up the great work.
Holy shit, they’re really gonna fuck around and find out.
When a eldar god respect your insanity. Oh lord have mercy
The inside if that doge-headed man's mind is truely debotched beyond belief. Gave me the most extreme laughing fit i could not breathe. Keep up the work!
9:35 was that a titanfall 2 reference
He. Has. MIND GOBLINS
I kind of hope that their big plan is going to be to absolutely ignore the Artificer. Since half the reason for his existence is to p**s off as much of the general multiverse as possible, what's he going to do when he can't get any sort of reaction out of anybody?
I absolutely love these and want to see this grow
All I can say is Happy anime helps with my attitude sad anime really helps but the way you portray reality p is perfect please keep them coming
Not going to lie, I'm excited to see what happens next
Hey I just wanna say I love these vids!
This was a blast! Great job on the editing! Everyone was hilarious and sounded great!
This guy here is the greatest at making monstrous voices ^
Lol pineapple 🍍 on pizza 🍕 was so funny 🤣
I was in a truly shitty mood , I found you guys on tiktok and I'm truly happy I'm watching this thank you guys
I'm so glad to hear that ;-; we hope you have fun!
@@HereticalFunHouse never played d&d before is there like it's like a starter pack I can get or just buy anything
@@NoobGamer-zp7ux If you google 5e PHB, there should be a PDF that comes up. That has the full ruleset for 5th edition which is the easiest edition for new players.
here is the version I use orkerhulen.dk/onewebmedia/DnD%205e%20Players%20Handbook%20%28BnW%20OCR%29.pdf
Ultimately it's a very fun game, and I use Roll20 website to find or host games : D
@@HereticalFunHouse thank you
Not gonna lie you've inspired at least 2 of my artificer's planned inventions
One of which is a death ray. Dm is making me keep it balanced but it has room for upgrades
@@jimgon71 Ooooooo tell me the other one!
@@HereticalFunHouse so basically powered flight where I capture about 4 rocs slap some bands of infebeblement on em to make sub human intelligence. Tame them after I've forced them to lose sentience. Put harnesses on them so the can carry a palinquen and put even bigger death ray's on the "air ship"
@@HereticalFunHouse keep in mind my dm and the one before have given me 3 rules for inventions. Must be possible with 12 century European technology. Must be at least partly magic. And no firearms
Rules are made to be broken.
I’ve been on your tiktok for a while but now that I’ve actually seen a full video.
This is fucking amazing
Thank you my friend!
Can’t wait for the next episode
Lol episode idea. Clerics god sends him a vision of a future he needs to stop where warlock gets killed by her patron or something and artificer kills Everyone and Everything in drunken rage. God's, demons, modrons, and everything else just gone. Each vision involves him doing one weird or oddly specific action to avoid it.
Lol and some things are continuous and everyone is confused why the cleric keeps doing it. Like flipping a salt shaker into a glass of water at the start of every meal.
I can already see them losing to the artificer
I bet u his thermonuclear arsenal is not bigger than mine
Can i have a playersheet of artificer?
I wanna play as him some day
I'm taking notes on how to piss off the Elder God's 🤣🤣🤣 A cinematic masterpiece! 👏👏👏
favorite UA-camr btw
That makes my day to hear!
@@HereticalFunHouse YOU ACTUALY REPLIED (: IM SO HAPPY
Can we get a skit that's just Asmodeus the Lord of Hell, going to hotels and like just flipping lamps on and off and other goofy antics?
Ok, this means war
Revenge for the warlock loli
I need more of these so I can listen to them while I work
Ah thank you this truly just one of the most amazing things to come out this year. Also quick question, you’re gonna have the Artificer do some Rick and Morty, Cronin berg, taste your lunch twice like event in this, aren’t you? If so I’d just like it to be stated for the record that I called it, and that is going to be awesome!
That I don't know, as much as I like Rick and Morty I don't think I could really copy that kinda humor exactly, but hey we'll see what happens! : D
Protocol three protect the pilot
Time to break out the skim milk
I get the feeling that this is roughly what looking into the Joker's mind would be like.
"LETS TEAR THE MORTAL DOWN" 👀 Welp the artificer has more *ss to beat this'll be fun
3 gods vs him I feel bad for the gods
It's an even fight now.
@@HereticalFunHouse
A $14,000,000 bounty on his head, and every interested party in the city wants a piece of it, I'd say the odds are about even.
-Winston, owner of the New York City Continental
and here i thought the clips on tiktok were good this is even greater
We're glad to have you on both : D
Why specifically skim milk, still funny tho
It's literally the worst thing. Like artichokes or 4e D&D.
For anyone on a quest to find the song at 13:12 here it is
ua-cam.com/video/kqTW3kx8dG0/v-deo.html
10:10 Gods bless guns
This was awesome!
i feel like i know asmodeus voice from a halo machinima
The original actor is from Halo Butt Buddies machinma haha
@@HereticalFunHouse ooo god herald
What was the song title at 13:15? Specifically when the elder god went into the artificers mind
"Better off on my own" Tuba version
5:54
I feel the artificer
Your videos are amazing
This is the bestt!
"Lets break out the skim milk"
We need the next part in the saga
note to self get PC so fucking high even Mr.Popo would tip his hat to me then dare god to read my mind
And this is why I made 400,000 400000000000,0000000000000000000 degeeri home made nuke on a 99+ reinforced wooden sticks
Anyone else suspect the artificer many secretly be native to the elemental plane of chaos?
Hmmmmm
Tacoma, but Plane of Chaos can also describe that place.
@@grayaeronautics867 the far realms and chaos are considered 2 different places.
We need a killdozer appearance in the next episode
oh gods I've stumbled upon gold..
Anyone know where I can find the song that was playing in the Artificer’s mind?
Is the raven queen gonna get jealous of the warlock?
I just realized that everything the god says is true after watching later stuff
Does anyone feel slightly sorry for what's going to happen to those deities
This is my artificer to the latter, egotistical, narcissistic, will do stuff just because he can and to piss everyone off
9:32 was that a friggin titanfall reference?
I wanna see who the craft god is
Well the gods will learn the age old saying of fuck around and find out and we all know that the artificer Will win
MORE….MORE……MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Artificer x god of craft
Response go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yep better than Rick and morty
lets break out the SKIM MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Hey can we get an entire episode devoted to the Almighty Power of GUN? Seriously, the DND Multiverse is filled with all kinds of hostile peoples, undead monstrosities, wizards galore, and dragons, all of which want to eat your face off; AND THAT'S JUST MONDAY!!!!! WHY the ******* is EVERYBODY still in the MEDIEVAL ERA???!!!!!!
Because they’re too busy being assaulted by hostile peoples, undead monstrosities, wizards galore and dragons who all want to eat their faces off. Hard to innovate when you’re being eaten.
@@Aredel That'd give me all the reason to MAKE time to innovate, so I can make stuff STOP trying to eat me. Seriously, who in their right mind would fight a dragon with just a sword and shield?! See the pilot episode of Wizards of Aus for a prime example of what being stuck in a medieval world full of monsters would look like in reality.
It was nice of artificer to ask for not revoking of warlock power, by the rules patrons cant do that anywa but its better for patron to focus on him rather than on her in the matter if taking revenge
Good catch!
Fuckin A episode. Can’t wait for the next
I play to much rust. the large box must loot it
S K I M M I L K
where can i find the warforged guardian mode art?
We have yet to post it anywhere with our own rendition but that version I found on pintrest when searching "Warforge with minigun"
Why have we not seen a Bard?
There is a bard currently on our TikTok! But never fear, he'll debut on the next life of Artificer!
What music did you use when the Eldridge god entered his mind?
It's a tuba remix of "Better off on my own" it's pretty hilarious XD
13:13 i need the song i think we all do
It's "Better off on my own" tuba version XD
@@HereticalFunHouse i love you
What's the name of this song that's playing in the artificer's head?
Better off Alone tuba version : D
Here's a link to the version I used! ua-cam.com/video/kqTW3kx8dG0/v-deo.html
@@HereticalFunHouse thank you!
I now ship the artificer and warlock.
Wait what about his ex he never went to see his ex....
Indeed. And boy is she not gonna like that.