CAR NINJA! Messed up BMW M3

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  • @DarkChocolate325
    @DarkChocolate325 2 роки тому +446

    If you're lucky enough to have someone in your family with the Ninjas expertise, why in the hell would you NOT listen to him if he recommends not to buy a particular car?! 🤔😂

    • @kevinbarry71
      @kevinbarry71 2 роки тому +38

      I think everybody has relatives like that

    • @kingcharger3412
      @kingcharger3412 2 роки тому +84

      Cause the relative gonna fix it 😂😂

    • @LycanWitch
      @LycanWitch 2 роки тому +27

      @@kingcharger3412 that's a good way to make your relative to like you less. So you get to benefit from the vehicle repair short term but you create family damage that will last for the long term.

    • @mjjr1000
      @mjjr1000 2 роки тому +3

      You can only give advice it’s up to them to listen to common sense or not.

    • @Eastahtata
      @Eastahtata 2 роки тому +4

      Gotta learn the hard way sometimes

  • @IainB
    @IainB Рік тому +17

    There is nothing more frustrating than a family member asking you about a purchase, something that you are an expert on, and they just completely ignore your advice and then you’re stuck cleaning up the mess.

  • @FlesHBoX
    @FlesHBoX 2 роки тому +13

    That poor spider, just sitting there minding his own business gets harassed by giants, and then murdered.

  • @davidblalock9945
    @davidblalock9945 2 роки тому +233

    Charge him double! Family who doesn’t listen to expert advice from family deserves it.

    • @praveenhegde8107
      @praveenhegde8107 2 роки тому +8

      Wanted to write the same above words , found you 👍.

    • @kingjbone1
      @kingjbone1 2 роки тому +2

      absolutely! and if they don't want to pay for it its not my problem!

    • @Maroco918
      @Maroco918 2 роки тому +13

      Why charge him double? The man is already creating job security by making poor financial decisions. Why stop him now?

    • @NooneStaar
      @NooneStaar 2 роки тому +6

      Just make him pay like any other customer

    • @guganotubo
      @guganotubo 2 роки тому

      @@Maroco918 true 😂

  • @brianbob7514
    @brianbob7514 2 роки тому +88

    What a nice guy, told him not to buy it but still working on it :) I guess family is family .

    • @tonyarnold4346
      @tonyarnold4346 2 роки тому +13

      Money is money

    • @Beer_Dad1975
      @Beer_Dad1975 2 роки тому +8

      My nephew bought a 318 he was interested in buying once - I told him was a pile of junk - he brought it to me a few months later overheating and asked if I'd look at it, I told him no and advised him to dump it at an auction - at least he took that advise.

    • @electronicengineer
      @electronicengineer 2 роки тому +2

      If it was my call I would charge the cousin extra, for not listening to expert advice.

    • @1922BluePhoenix
      @1922BluePhoenix 2 роки тому +1

      @@electronicengineer nah family is family

    • @electronicengineer
      @electronicengineer 2 роки тому +1

      @@1922BluePhoenix Yeah, I know that you're 100% correct, as family is family/blood is thicker than water/etc. but still, there has to be even a tiny bit of annoyance inherent to/by Jonny with - trying to "lead the family to water, but he didn't drink" and despite it all... here he is. Oh well, Jonny DID try. I give Jonny the credit he deserves. Fred

  • @ImmortalInflames
    @ImmortalInflames 2 роки тому +14

    Poor little wolf spider, I always see a couple in my back yard - I smile when I see them because I know they are taking care of the actual nasty bugs & creepy crawlies!
    Now and then one comes inside, I just scoop him/her up with paper and return it to the back yard.
    They only tend to live for 2 years, so if you see a couple around, it's a good sign that your local area has a healthy ecosystem.

    • @jasonc.776
      @jasonc.776 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, I let spiders be, they're far preferable to mosquitoes, etc. And there's nothing funny about killing a living thing. That was in poor taste.

    • @williamcarnero9595
      @williamcarnero9595 Рік тому +1

      I wouldn’t want that damn thing anywhere near me

  • @chuck3354
    @chuck3354 2 роки тому +47

    Imagine having one of the finest and most knowledgeable BMW mechanics in the world offer advice and then ignoring it completely. I hope he's not getting charged family rates

    • @dan_6915
      @dan_6915 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, probably because buyer loved this car, and everything it's fixable.

  • @Engineersoldinterstingstuff
    @Engineersoldinterstingstuff 2 роки тому +17

    Always very interesting to watch a knowledgeable and sensible master mechanic at work.

  • @vilhjalmrwt
    @vilhjalmrwt 2 роки тому +9

    The commitment to quality workmanship is so wonderful to see !

  • @markkrispin6944
    @markkrispin6944 2 роки тому +20

    It is always great to watch the "Master Ninja" preforming his craft.

  • @RealRickCox
    @RealRickCox 2 роки тому +12

    One of my programmers had a 1997 M3... it was a REALLY solid little car. Loved it! I'm glad to see Jonny getting this M3 back up to speed again. And since he told his cousin NOT to buy the car, I hope he's charging full price for the repairs! LOL

    • @johnnylee8194
      @johnnylee8194 Рік тому +1

      I've had 95 e36 since 97 to this day. Its not "solid"car. Its piece of junk and only reason I kept is is because I try to do most work myself and I'm thrifty

    • @johnnylee8194
      @johnnylee8194 Рік тому

      I've had 97 e36 since 97 to this day. Its not "solid"car. Its piece of junk and only reason I kept is s because I try to do most work myself and I'm thrifty. There are hundreds of peculiar problems nightmare to diagnose. Germans are bad engineers.

  • @ericmelchiors3130
    @ericmelchiors3130 2 роки тому +2

    I have a 94 325 that I'm putting a 328 motor and Turing it into a vintage race car. These were the the generation that I learned to work on. My friend had a shop that we worked on them. I bought mine 21 years ago for $500 with a blown motor.still have it and will never get rid of it. Love ❤️ this generation and I feel this was the strongest motors. Mine has hit redline over and over. They are awesome cars. Can't wait to vintage race it. Thank you for showing this. It's cool to see 👀 the older stuff also.

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 2 роки тому +20

    E36 M3s are going up considerably in value lately so it might be worth it financially to buy and repair this one.

  • @Indy125
    @Indy125 2 роки тому +4

    No reason to kill that spider.

  • @French20cent
    @French20cent 2 роки тому +63

    On those M50 / M52 / S50US / S52US engines, there are 5 lower spots in the mating surface of the head to indicate the maximum you can shave off it, it's 0.3mm.
    Actually you can see one of those spots when he cleans the head at 14:34, right above the 5th cylinder.
    Had the head been shaved at or above its maximum, you wouldn't see those, and it seems that head hasn't been resurfaced.

    • @peanutbutterpadre1519
      @peanutbutterpadre1519 2 роки тому +4

      wowowowowow thank you!

    • @RedTurbocar
      @RedTurbocar 2 роки тому +3

      Those are not references for head resurfacing, they are much deeper than .3mm.....you must measure the height of the head with a large micrometer for the most accurate check

    • @French20cent
      @French20cent 2 роки тому

      @@RedTurbocar Oh, maybe, I might be wrong.
      I don't have an M52 head anymore to check it though

  • @Timberland1963
    @Timberland1963 2 роки тому +14

    You take a car for an inspection to avoid having problems and you buy it even after he tells you not too. When it starts to break down you take it to him to work on and he charges you double to work on it. Seems fair to me.

  • @diemman70
    @diemman70 Рік тому +1

    Poor spider. He was helping catch bugs in the garage.

  • @embfixer
    @embfixer 2 роки тому +17

    A car I used to own had a SB for the head gasket so I took it in to be replaced about 5K before the warranty ran out. They changed it along with the A/C system because they did something to it and never could figure it out, so they just replaced everything (red flag). About 10 months later it started making milkshakes. I had moved and the dealership in the new town would not warranty the work done by the other dealership and the car was now out of factory warranty. When I opened it up, three of the center head bolts were hand tight and they all had numbers written in sharpie on them. These were supposed to be torque-to-yield bolts and obviously reused. I told my local dealership what I found, they called the corporate office and offered me all the parts to replace the gasket myself and a new head. It lasted at east another 100K until I traded it in.

    • @joeishere500
      @joeishere500 2 роки тому +1

      Wow man... Thanks fir sharing

  • @kevinbarry71
    @kevinbarry71 2 роки тому +45

    When BMW realize that the vanos System in that car wasn't breaking; they thought they must re-design it so it will

    • @AndiS21-u6r
      @AndiS21-u6r 2 роки тому +5

      It was super basic as a system. It worked as a on-off switch, you either advance the cam 40° or not. Whereas the new system will advance/retard it gradually, optimising it for essentially every rpm. Even though the mapping on the engine will probably have it done for intermittent ranges say 2000-3000rpm, 3000-4000 etc.

  • @jsloden1
    @jsloden1 2 роки тому +2

    You gotta love it when someone comes to you asking your opinion on whether or not they should purchase a car, you tell them no, then they buy it anyway.

  • @bradklingensmith
    @bradklingensmith 2 роки тому +2

    As a real estate appraiser I refuse to do any work for friends and family. I love the ninja for anything......"this is super easy" Flex tape. Go crazy and weld the head to the block.

  • @jamesgaines6468
    @jamesgaines6468 2 роки тому +9

    Car Ninja told his cousin all that stuff was wrong and his cousin heard:
    “I am gonna fix this for you and then this and this” 🤣🤣🤣
    Gotta love family lol. Nobody will do you wrong quite like them lol.

  • @jeb419
    @jeb419 2 роки тому +2

    Nice save on that old M3. So glad it worked out well with the original gasket!

  • @jafarhon
    @jafarhon 2 роки тому

    These engines virtually can not be killed, i horsed around a lot, drifting, racing, radiator blew up and overheating the engine still to this day runs perfect, i dont know what they did to screw it up. But great video, my morning coffee with your video went perfect !!!!! Thank you

  • @tonyInPA
    @tonyInPA 2 роки тому +7

    I’d want to know more about that A2 golf in the background…where i am rust took those from the earth long ago. And I don’t remember the last time i saw one looking that good. The 4 doors were remarkably versatile…and with a diesel super cheap to run, though you need a sun dial for 0-60….

  • @douglasburnside
    @douglasburnside 2 роки тому +2

    Why would you kill a harmless Wolf spider? You should have been grateful to have it in your shop. They don't spin webs, they are shy and won't willingly come near people, and they spend their lives capturing other insects resting on your wall, like flies and mosquitos. It is amazing to watch them slowly approaching their prey, then run incredibly fast the last six or eight inches to capture it.

  • @mikejupp3971
    @mikejupp3971 Рік тому

    I'm in Australia, and that's not a spider... THIS is a spider!
    Seriously though even from here I can tell that it is a harmless wolf spider. Will bite if you handle it, so don't. These are good guys in your garden

  • @Mitsubeasty1
    @Mitsubeasty1 2 роки тому +1

    Wolf spiders are the good guys. They keep other pests in check.

  • @AndiS21-u6r
    @AndiS21-u6r 2 роки тому +3

    That headgasket looks like those compression reducing head gaskets for budget turbo conversion kits.

  • @wngimageanddesign9546
    @wngimageanddesign9546 2 роки тому +9

    Great video! Expert German mechanics are like watching surgeons work. Having owned an Audi 200 quattro and an E39 528i Sport, and done all my own wrenching, I can appreciate this. Sometimes, family doesn't listen because they have someone to take care of their problems later. My aunt was this way knowing I can repair cars and computers.

    • @1922BluePhoenix
      @1922BluePhoenix 2 роки тому

      family is family right ? even if they don't listen 🤗😂

    • @KrautHammer_S62
      @KrautHammer_S62 2 роки тому

      Noice! My german car education started with a 200 20v TQ, currently working on my masters with an E39M5. These guys that do this all day work 10X the speed that I do. My pace would never turn a profit.

  • @Robsav-yx6vi
    @Robsav-yx6vi 2 роки тому +12

    Jonny deserves a vacation! Hard working guy

  • @trackrunner11
    @trackrunner11 2 роки тому +4

    I've made a point to never reuse head bolts. I'll buy new ones and reinstall according to the proper procedure and sequence. Gaskets and proper installation methods are vital because of heating and cooling plus vibration and the prevention of fluid leaks.

  • @dwtrksvc
    @dwtrksvc 2 роки тому +5

    As soon as I saw the bolts come out that easy, I knew someone had been in there to "fix" the car to sell it. 🤦‍♂️

  • @SteveBassen
    @SteveBassen 2 роки тому +12

    Previous owner must have warped the head after a water pump failure or something... shame a 4 door M3 was neglected like that

  • @yhird
    @yhird Рік тому

    The Dark Ninja story is absolutely hysterical. I am busting a gut laughing. Thanks for the great humor.

  • @randyragon
    @randyragon 2 роки тому +3

    A piece of paper slid under the legs and a cup over would have easily trapped that furry cute little thing so it could be taken outside instead of a chemical blitz. They get rid of so many bad insects, I try to let as many live, just not in my house or garage, as I can. I'd have thought about putting marshmallows, Styrofoam or the like under the head, given a quick tighten with the old bolts, a full cycle on the crank, then taken a look to see how the valves faired. But not being there to see the clearances, that might have been, and because it was fine, a waste of time. But just a thought for someone else in the future.

    • @ScottJ175
      @ScottJ175 2 роки тому +2

      Yep. When I learned wolf spiders hunt, kill and eat other spiders and undesirable insects I stopped killing them.

  • @Crazy8ts
    @Crazy8ts 2 роки тому +2

    These cars are basically totalled after 10-15 years with all the wear and repairs they need and the cost to fix them

  • @tbirdboy
    @tbirdboy 2 роки тому +1

    Another tough job, making it look easy. Enjoy your vacation Jonny.

  • @whim6287
    @whim6287 2 роки тому +3

    What a bunch of wimps, I keep spiders like those as pets. Current one's named Kitty.

  • @CaptainFeathersword
    @CaptainFeathersword 2 роки тому +8

    Jonny you are way too nice of a guy.....after ignoring you recommendation not to buy I am surprised that you would not send him to the dealer for repairs!

  • @einfelder8262
    @einfelder8262 2 роки тому +12

    I'm surprised you didn't simply measure the head to see how much was machined off, if anything. Pretty much all heads have the facility to show how much can be safely skimmed and also many have different thicknesses of OEM gaskets to use when skimming heads.

    • @doriangray2020
      @doriangray2020 2 роки тому +3

      Sigh…there’s always at least one in every crowd.

    • @electronicengineer
      @electronicengineer 2 роки тому +1

      @@doriangray2020 He must have missed the part of the video where Jonny said that he tried to get a head dimension for comparison off of two (2) different sources, one of which was on a completely assembled engine and the other was not the same vintage head. There is definitely something to be said regarding comprehension skill. Fred

    • @einfelder8262
      @einfelder8262 2 роки тому

      @@doriangray2020 And you're always it.

    • @einfelder8262
      @einfelder8262 2 роки тому +3

      @@electronicengineer I didn't miss that bit. Why would you try to get a dimension from two different sources instead of getting it from the manufacturer's specifications and use a micrometer on the head indent, assuming it wasn't ground off. Putting it all back together and keeping fingers crossed is not what I would do, would you? Or did you miss the fingers crossed bit?

    • @electronicengineer
      @electronicengineer 2 роки тому +2

      @@einfelder8262 Perhaps your question would be best answered by the master mechanic that did the work? I do agree that it was a risky proposition, to be sure, however I am in no way an authority on how best to approach this particular situation. All I know is what Jonny discovered and how he chose to resolve it. I cannot add anything else of value to this comment chain... sorry. Fred

  • @dinudaniel261
    @dinudaniel261 2 роки тому +24

    My guess is they tried to decompress the engine for a turbo upgrade or something,otherwise makes no sense to install a gasket like that...

    • @ericcindycrowder7482
      @ericcindycrowder7482 2 роки тому +1

      Another explanation would be if only low octane fuel was available, but seems unlikely. Probably just the wrong head gasket by a DIY

  • @neilstern7108
    @neilstern7108 Рік тому

    When someone sells something there is something wrong with it. Just got a bike it had a clutch replaced and didn't work properly. The bearing was installed backwards. My mechanic could have charged me for a clutch. But just fixed the problem. Along with a few other things. We are lucky to have honest people in this world.

  • @willadventure4adventures226
    @willadventure4adventures226 2 роки тому +1

    Wolf spiders are good they kill recluse spiders.

  • @turnne
    @turnne 2 роки тому +4

    I had a very good friend that bought one of these M3's years ago brand new...and ended up with an engine rebuild under warranty. This was about the same time they had that SMG transmission that didnt prove too reliable

  • @busterscrugs
    @busterscrugs 2 роки тому +4

    I reckon someone was planning on boosting it and used a thicker gasket to lower the compression ratio.

  • @shanvhere78
    @shanvhere78 2 роки тому +3

    Didn't have to kill the spider but to each their own.

  • @sterling6860
    @sterling6860 Рік тому

    Living in Perth W Australia this was the first car my son bought against my advice,,A month later the engine started to blow the coolant out of the tank..I pulled the plugs out put a long sheet of paper along all the plug holes and cranked the engine over,, Number 3 cylinder had a cracked head We both took the head off removed the valves and found a large crack between the valves,,The machine shop said it cant be repaired as the crack went too deep..We bought a recon head with a new set of stretch bolts and put everything back together ,He took it to a BMW dealership to erase all the fault codes..they asked him who repaired the car,,he told them my dad,,then they said your very lucky not a single mechanic in Perth would touch that engine..I later found out that my son had a coolant leak and he poured cold water into the coolant tank the sudden change in temperature cracked the head..Let this be a lesson for all those who add cold water to a stinking hot head.

  • @norwegianzound
    @norwegianzound 2 роки тому

    Ah yes! The mechanic's hangdog face expression is universal.

  • @viisteist1363
    @viisteist1363 2 роки тому +2

    16:37 - how is that 90 degrees when u are turning it like 140-150 degrees in 2 swings?

  • @wisama7091
    @wisama7091 2 роки тому

    "You wanna do something, just do it right, you know? Not half ass it"

  • @artanndoni7048
    @artanndoni7048 2 роки тому

    Ninja is like a surgeon. Nice video great job

  • @BSGSV
    @BSGSV 2 роки тому +5

    0:06 that VW looks like it is about to fall off that lift!

  • @Sam_Saraguy
    @Sam_Saraguy 2 роки тому

    Good one. Enjoyed the adventures of the Dark Ninja.

  • @gazzafloss
    @gazzafloss 2 роки тому

    Spiders are no match for Ninjas armed with Brake Kleen.
    Every BMW owner needs a cousin who's a BMW technician, oh yeh!

  • @morecowbell235
    @morecowbell235 2 роки тому +1

    I owned 2 BMW in my life and had headaches with both. One was a BMW ALPINA B7, the other, BMW 650i. I started having problems within a year for each.
    The Alpina had such a long list of problems that I practically had to sue my dealer for them to make it right and they ended up buying it back from me. I'll never own BMW again

  • @richardmckrell4899
    @richardmckrell4899 Рік тому

    'Snap in half like a pickle' have an idea of how pickles snap, pretzel might be better analogy.

  • @tylerniday8935
    @tylerniday8935 2 роки тому +12

    Hi Johnny, really enjoyed the video. Are there long term consequences to the vanos being noisy if neglected too long? This engine specifically.

    • @JS-oi5jt
      @JS-oi5jt 2 роки тому +1

      stops working and you lost power

    • @tylerniday8935
      @tylerniday8935 2 роки тому

      @@JS-oi5jt isnt there a difference between the bearings and the seals? I guess I was questioning the bearing noise.

  • @ajonsson2013
    @ajonsson2013 Рік тому

    Would be interesting to see any premium diesel car repairs. They are much more common in Europe

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 2 роки тому

    Loved the fairy tale in the middle. 😅

  • @shawnwhelan6804
    @shawnwhelan6804 2 роки тому

    Love the spider but. Also have the same spray cans. Absolutely love them. Not really sure if they same money but you never worry about using too much

  • @brarautorepairs
    @brarautorepairs 2 роки тому

    Maybe the head bolts got tired? If they are torque to yield and you decide to reuse them to save a few bucks, they may hold at the beginning but are badly stretched.

  • @theBoomerDoomer
    @theBoomerDoomer 2 роки тому +5

    RIP spider. 😢

  • @NKPGarage
    @NKPGarage 2 роки тому +1

    that generation of 4door M3's never got a following. The values just dropped and stayed low.

  • @jukee67
    @jukee67 Рік тому

    I would have put it in writing with the VIN and have my cousin sign off on it. If he buys it, not my problem, not going to work on it. He could use it as a learning experience...start a youtube channel called NinjaSaidNO. This is called family taking advantage but this is a good man right here. He is doing the work anyway out of love. Throw an old fish under the seats or in the trunk for pickup when finished this time.

  • @finn.hermansen
    @finn.hermansen 2 роки тому +4

    Great job as always - Love this shop and The CarNinja is fantastic 👌✔👍

  • @eddymahon1503
    @eddymahon1503 2 роки тому +1

    A 25 year old BMW. Yeah let me buy that. I don’t need a mechanic to tell me not to buy an ancient BMW. I wouldn’t buy a 5 year old BMW. People beat the crap out of them.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 2 роки тому +2

    Questionable decisions about German cars keep the Car Ninja in business. 🤑

  • @malcolm6951
    @malcolm6951 2 роки тому +6

    Ninja with all the work you have done for Hoovie you should be well used to dealing with such sad cases!! 🤔😉

  • @is2fiftyslowfsport744
    @is2fiftyslowfsport744 2 роки тому +1

    Please don't buy this car, ok I'm buying it because i know everything and you don't lol you should have used reverse psychology on your cousin

  • @colinspasm3329
    @colinspasm3329 2 роки тому

    Spider?.....no! That was the Anti-Christ!

  • @theresalong6573
    @theresalong6573 2 роки тому

    enjoy watching u work ,ninja

  • @Truthseaaker
    @Truthseaaker 2 роки тому +1

    Head gasket on my 2002 325i failed, shop quoted me 5,000$ to replace it. Holy shit...

  • @workingmanaudio2754
    @workingmanaudio2754 2 роки тому

    Weird, I could have sworn that Charles The Humble Mechanic had that same Blue VW MK2 Golf on his channel.

  • @ravennexusmh
    @ravennexusmh 2 роки тому +3

    Double thick gasket speaks of a car that may of had a super charger kit on it at somepoint. Measure the head maybe

  • @lawrencegold769
    @lawrencegold769 2 роки тому +9

    Reminds me of the Car Wizard's episode where Tyler Hoovie gave the Car Wizard a 1997 BMW M3 as payment for money he owned him and oh boy what a klunker. He ended up smashing the car with hammers before sending it to the scrap yard. If you own a BMW without owning a second car, then BMW does not stand for Bavarian Motor Works, it will stand for Bus Metro Walk. Having owned one, I can honestly say it was a piece of junk and a never ending money pit.

    • @Feyser1970
      @Feyser1970 2 роки тому

      I have a BMW Series 5 E60 , only every day's car, not a single Euro spent the last 4 years, very reliable.

  • @hoodoo2001
    @hoodoo2001 2 роки тому +1

    I just can't kill things anymore. I would have captured it and taken it outside.

  • @Henchman1977
    @Henchman1977 2 роки тому +7

    Those head bolts were so loose!

    • @12yearssober
      @12yearssober 2 роки тому

      Definitely some backyard shade tree crap using ebay parts

  • @KarelBeelaertsvanBlokland
    @KarelBeelaertsvanBlokland 2 роки тому +1

    Often with head gasket failure on BMW with 6 cylinders...... When the cooling system is not maintained well the 6 cylinders against the firewall gets less cooling and finally cracks the head ...

  • @mattm6834
    @mattm6834 2 роки тому +3

    Why not measure the thickness of the head if you don't know why it had a thicker gasket?

  • @chadhaire1711
    @chadhaire1711 2 роки тому

    Lets keep this simple--NEVER NEVER buy a BMW out of warranty.....PERIOD.

  • @MGBranco
    @MGBranco 2 роки тому +3

    Ninja is a guy that loves his job! You can see that in his eyes! Congrats and keep up the good work!

  • @2packs4sure
    @2packs4sure 2 роки тому

    You'd think there'd be a known reference point on that head you could measure from to determine how much meat has been shaved off of it...

  • @willjam465
    @willjam465 2 роки тому +12

    Came for the E36 content…stayed for the tail of the Dark Ninja. Bravo, gentlemen.

  • @munich.motorwerks
    @munich.motorwerks 2 роки тому +3

    Love it. Should I buy it? No don’t! Ok, bought it! 😂 On the other hand a 4 door E36 M3 is quite cool.

  • @01gtbdaily30
    @01gtbdaily30 2 роки тому +10

    Usually when it’s a thicker gasket it’s because the head has already been decked and they use the thicker gasket to keep valve clearance .

    • @trackrunner11
      @trackrunner11 2 роки тому +1

      You really are in uncharted territory if you have to guess the intentions of some other mechanic . If you are going to go to this kind of trouble to fix an engine ,either it can be done right or not at all .

    • @frankchan5547
      @frankchan5547 Рік тому

      Then by same logic, not torque them tightly, so to allow even more clearance?

  • @cousinjohncarstuff4568
    @cousinjohncarstuff4568 2 роки тому +1

    If it was me, I would tell them "Don't buy this car! If you do and it breaks, I will not fix it!" "You did not listen to me in buying it, you will not listen to me regarding any repair work!" Good luck if you DO buy it!

  • @johnnypk1963
    @johnnypk1963 2 роки тому

    “It’ll snap in half like a pickle…” 🤣

  • @frestkd
    @frestkd 2 роки тому +1

    Wolf Spiders are harmless unless you're a roach or cricket...

  • @TheJensenInterceptor
    @TheJensenInterceptor 2 роки тому +3

    looks like the golf is going to fall of the lift !!!!!

    • @rmc5278
      @rmc5278 2 роки тому

      that's what I thought as soon as i seen it in the background 😮

  • @sishabadab6570
    @sishabadab6570 2 роки тому

    What you need to fix that engine is blueberry muffins and beer..

  • @alexm566
    @alexm566 2 роки тому +1

    There's something about BMWs that triggers the brain to buy it no matter what. Last year I bought a used 2012 m3 as my first BMW despite knowing all the bad signs. When I took it for first dealer repair they quoted me 7,500$ 😁

    • @6lemans10
      @6lemans10 10 місяців тому

      You can afford the repairs. You work a actual career. Working at Walmart does not pay for BMW repairs.

  • @JohnnyFrickinRico
    @JohnnyFrickinRico Рік тому

    Family usually does the opposite of what is advised. You've got to use that reverse psychology and be like "YOU MUST BUY THIS CAR NOW!" and then they'll pass on it.

  • @johnsullivan5101
    @johnsullivan5101 2 роки тому +1

    Spider thing was funny but did u actually kill it? For shame. Spiders are our allies against flies and such. Apart from the poisonous ones, obviously.

  • @zari114
    @zari114 Рік тому +1

    Maybe take the spider outside? It has as much of a right to live as we do.

  • @davelr3x474
    @davelr3x474 2 роки тому +2

    Despite never having any service at your shop, I’m 100% confident of your abilities just watching you in action. I’d make the trip to Kansas any day of the week to service my fleet. Unfortunately you don’t appear to take on Land Rovers;-(. Wish you did! Keep up the great subject matter on your channel.

    • @Bmwguy2011
      @Bmwguy2011 2 роки тому

      Oh I’ve brought my ancient e91 (wagon manual) to Jonny several times. He’s a perfectionist and his crew really takes the lead as well. He has the best tools and genuinely loves the classic / older e90 and earlier bmws.

  • @stevejames4230
    @stevejames4230 2 роки тому +2

    Why not put the spider outside, rather than killing it 😢

  • @wazza33racer
    @wazza33racer 2 роки тому

    Considering its age.........a complete strip down, rebuild of the entire drive train, and replace all hoses,gaskets etc is the only way to make it reliable anyway. Its not the buying thats the problem, its the fixing, half measures wont do. Its a machine thing, you want reliable, you need to do all the maintenance work. thats ominous.........a super thick head gasket, typically used for lowering compression. If they re-used the toque to yield bolts, that in itself will cause a cylinder leak.

  • @MrAtlantis95
    @MrAtlantis95 2 роки тому +1

    I ahve no any clue why you killed that spider at 10:46 with hot water. What is the purpose??!

  • @nvkulk
    @nvkulk 2 роки тому

    Is that a mark 3 golf? Don’t make the Humble Mechanic jealous!!!