Le NAPOLEON Has Arrived
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Hardbass Name:
Codec - Trap Paganini
Alan Aztec - Vive La France (feat. Stellys)
Alan Aztec - BassMarck (feat. R5on11c)
First French Empire (1804-1814, 1815) "Chanson de l'oignon" - Розваги
Everything in this video is 100% historically accurate, including the French Revolution being performed by a group of cats.
yes
Yes exacto
Agree 💯
I say no for the prussians, they didnt wear picklehelmas in the napoleonic wars they wore shakos to my knowledge
@@roxanairken8388 ñ
I love how Scorpo always finds a way to put hard bass in literally ANY period of history . . . It’s a talent not many possess . . .
It’s music from Alan Aztec he didn’t make it he animated it
Hard bass is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Its really thanks to Alan aztec.
@@FullMetalHamster666 Is it possible to learn this music?
Does French hardbass scene even exist? Huge aficionado, want to know more.
Fun fact : Napoléon Bonaparte is the only person to ask the pope to come to his crowning to emperor, and then just let the pope watch him when he crowns himself emperor of France
Based move
This brought me more Joy than the Napoleon Movie.
France is the only country in the world to use horses to capture enemie ships. 🤣
Absolute Giga chad move.
Yeah...
Just a usual day in any Civilization game
lmao
@@zdamage3081 hahaha
Like our last baïonnette charge was during the yougoslav war at sarajevo; to capture a bridge x)
“I have simply defeated the Austrian army by simply marching”.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
Y E S
True
Most overused quote
I read this in Oversimplified voice
AND WITH SOME ONIONS
As a French man, I vote we make this our new national anthem. 🥖 🇫🇷
Oui vraiment
y e s.
I agree and I'm French too.
Me too I'm French I want to be the next emperor !🇫🇷❤
Hey your brown right well last name Brown
This is better than the Napoleon movie, it literally is as it doesn't gloss over all of his achievements
*"As the Emperor of France, I can say this video is 100% historically accurate"*
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Young blood you boutta get cranked on"
-Napoleon bonafarte
Well said
U r alive?
Oh u meant napoleon bonafart
- Nampoleomn Bomnamfarte
People now : "France surrender in six week lol so funny!"
Napoléon : "Did you know that I beat Prussia in six days?"
Hitler be like: *an eye for an eye*
@@sphereyahya *Bismarck
@@ajar82 oh god 2 eyes for an eye
And denmark surrebder in 6 hours
Also Napoleon: "and also Russian never beat me, it was the winter"
Super travail merci pour ce moment de gloire ! Vive la France 🇨🇵🇨🇵
vive la france et la poudre magique
Vive la France et paulok
chocolatine
@@lams897 surtout paulok
Pain au chocolat
"There's nothing we can do"
0:00 Ancient Regime monarchy
0:35 French Revolution (1789), fall of the Bastille and releasing of their prisoners, then beginning of La Terreur (1793)
0:45 Napoleon, still a brigade general or somewhat, destroys the Toulon royalist revolt (1793)
0:48 Napoleon climb ranks, gets victories, then consulat, then putsch and is now emperor (1804)
0:53 campaign of Egypt, but France gets its fleet destroyed by GB
0:58 multiple napoleonic wars agaisnt numerous coalitions of monarchies
1:10 third coalition and campaign of Austria, some of the most famous french victories happened here
1:30: Le Chant de l'Oignon, a french napoleonic war chant
1:34: signing of the treaty of Tilsit with the russians, aboard a raft
1:40: campaign of Russia (1812), scorching of Moscow by the russians themselves, then retreat of french army during winter. Biggest french defeat of all time
1:50: last standing at Waterloo, crushing of the First Empire
1:54 Napoleon exile in Santa Helena Island
I though the last one was Leipzig(battle of the nations)
Great effort btw
Ancient regime 💕
Ancien, not ancient
@@hakonandreasolaussen1949 translated to English its ancient
Vive la France, Omg the sphinx, haha. Didn't see that the 1st time I watched. Beautiful.
I’m a big fan of your songs they are all super great
Vous vraiment talentieux.
The legend
Vive la France!
Well I just came from cinema and after watching „Napoleon” I need to say…Scorpo did better and more historically accurate production :) what a time to be alive
Came here to say the same !
0:52 the fact that the music matches so well with the March makes the cat so cute
Napoleon: exists
The entirety of Europe: Why do I hear boss music?
Waterloo
@@_Soloks austerlitz
@@MugOfJoe Leipzig
Nein, boss music is “Der Konigratzher march “ :)
@@theblokki8197 *laugh in Iena, laugh in Auestardet
"Lvl 420: Emperor of all Baguette"
I had to do a chef's kiss. This writing, music and general memery can't be beaten.
France: I HUMILATE 3 COUNTRIES WITH NO ALLIES
More historically accurate then the napoleon movie smh
Mans was constantly on a 1 vs 4, absolute chad and definitely average height for his time
yes food was named after him-
No no For The time Vive la France 🇨🇵🎉
He was really average height for his time (1cm above) because he was 169cm and the average was 168cm. The reason why he was so small is cuz he was standing next to the imperial guard, some 175cm people with big fur hat (the one which inspired the royal army everyone knows now). Ofc he looked small
-Attorney "Your Honor, my client says he did massacre the royalists using shrapnel shots"
-Gigachad Napoleon *"No one cares +ratio"*
-Judge "We move to dismiss all charges"
A bit funny since he was never on trial for that, he was instead rewarded for it.
@@Greatkingrat88 this is the Revolution after all
@@trollege9618 TBF it _was_ an armed insurrection against the government, it wasn't as if he was wrong to do it.
@@Greatkingrat88 rewarding about killing catholic.. a yes
there's nothing we can do
As a French who studying history, I completely approve the video with a baguette seal
French empire: invades russia
Winter: i'm about to end this man's whole carrier
yo James36 right?
no. Soviet Winter comarade
@@moussrider5842 *tsar comrade
More like Russian summer and mud diseases
@@snimoktv3065 *imperator
1:12 that is honestly terrifying
Fax
Fun fact at 0:05 :
This passage of the video refers to the fact that during Napoleon's youth, he was harassed by his classmates who made fun of his Corsican accent. As a result, the emperor had no friends during this period of his life and preferred to spend his time reading.
Napoleon: Captures Austria in just a week by just marching
Some Austrian painter 130 years later: My turn
We both f*ed up Europe I guess ..
"It's Blitzkriegin' time!"
@AEGenetics actually
it was 2 week
@@josu5287 no it was 42 days not 14 days
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 - 00:33 Monarchy (987 - 1792)
00:35 French Revolution (1789 - 1799)
00:39 The Terror: I'm not even going to go through the details
00:45 Napoleon defeats the royalists at a battle in Paris (13 Vendémiaire)
00:47 Napoleon's military ambitions climb up
00:49 Battle of Toulouse (French victory against the Brits)
00:51 Napoleon becomes The First Consul (For now)
00:53 Campaign in Egypt (1798)
00:57 Battle of the Nile (French be crushed by Tea people)
(Now the battles will start to get a little jumbled)
00:58 Victory at Marengo (1800, French victory)
1:00 Our bois cross the Alps into Austria (1801)
1:02 Battle at Hannover
1:03 Battle at Trafalgar (1805, British victory)
1:15 *French fries look at Germany*
1:17 Battle of Austerlitz (1805, French victory)
1:20 Jena-Auerstedt (1806, French victory)
1:28 Berlin is captured by the French
1:30 Little easter egg: the poster on the wall of the room says. "FRENCH GENERAL DAVOUT YEETS PRUSSIA IN A SINGLE BATTLE". The Prussians have been defeated by a small French force led by Davout at Auerstadt.
1:32 Treaty of Tilsit between Russia and France
1:35 Russia is down on supplies with the Continental Blockade: he starts trading with Britain
1:38 Russia invasion (1812)
1:40 Battle of Borodino: one of the deadliest battle of the war results in a Pyrrhic victory for France
1:41 They reach Moscow and see that it is burnt to the ground
1:44 Defeat at Portugal for the French (1812)
1:45 French retreat from Russia
1:49 French defeat at Leipzig (1813)
1:57 Waterloo: End of First French Empire (1815)
Merci.
Don't want to be that guy but the Battle of Marengo was in 1800 not 1802
@@tomd2353 Effectivement, vous avez raison, c'est quelques mois après le 18 Brumaire de Napoléon donc après son coup d'état!
Et encore on n'a pas vus:
-la monarchie parlementaire
-la 2e république
-le second Empire
-la 3e république
...
(et tout les événements qui s'y passent)
Шикарный разбор!)
Ever since Alan Aztec released Viva la France ,I was expecting this to drop
"Sir, the Rankers are coming, what do we do?"
there is nothing we can do
@@Prikazy😔😔
wtf this channel's videos are so captivating, I can't stop watchingggg
Some Prussian general: "Boy this little french man is overwhelming us"
Napoleon over the hills and far away still holding warm onion ring: "I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT OF THE TIME YOU JERK"
Edit:
addition:
Austrian soldier in the middle of battle: (Laugh intensively)
Napoleon:"WHAT DO YOU LAUGH AT? NO ONION FOR YOU"
Austria: (Proceed to sue for peace immediately)
Oversimplified?
@@ahmedabuzaid8126 yeah
@@ahmedabuzaid8126 100%
@@ahmedabuzaid8126 Yes, That is valid reference of Oversimplified Napoleonic war part one
@@ahmedabuzaid8126 Definitely
Это охрененно круто я поражаюсь до сех пор твоему толанту из мемов сделать урок истории
(данный комментарий не содержит смысла, а существует только для продвижения этого комментария)
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Genio melomano 🧐🍷
А! Я понял! Это тайный канал Ёжика Лисичкина! Не выдержал бедолага - захотелось вновь рассказывать историю в мемах...
@@sovazasoveti да, жаль что он ушел с ютуба
There is nothing we can do.
There is nothing we can do
I watch these videos while I exercise and every time it hits just right. Imagining myself as a French popcat blasting cannons during the war of the 1st coalition just keeps me going
The army of cats marching in front of the burning Bastille gets my heart pounding for some reason
0:29 Lady Dimitrescu doggo!
Way better than Napoleon Movie 2023
Fact
"There's nothing we can do" frech song tu tu tu
As a French emperor and French military leader, this is 100% accurate.
Napoleon III is that you?
@@riddhimaansenapati5006 lol.
*Read More...*
@@kosturovamoc2293clever
1:37 makes me laugh the way they walk
1:12 is better
La France approuve, merci pour cet "hommage" 🤣🇨🇵
Clipperton Island?
🇨🇵vive la France 🇨🇵
0:06 Stalin and Mao zedong 😳
Wha
As a french Chad I can say this video is 100% historically accurate
Ouais j’avoue
Longue vie a notre pays! Impossible n'est pas francais.
Vive la france
Exactement mon gars
This was more enjoyable than the Napoleon movie.
"there is nothing we can do" - very wise man
As a french, i am a lot more proud of the history of my contry, specially because of this video XD
Putain que j'aime mon pays !
Но конец Наполеона был не очень
Если бы он не напал на Россию🇷🇺 (на нас), то для Франции всё могло бы быть лучше
@@mischa527 i'm not sure but i think that Napoleon attacked first because of 🇷🇺 and 🇬🇧 will group together to fight against 🇫🇷. He musn't wait for a defiitive war alliance against 🇫🇷
@@deuseblegrand320 Russia had an army at the border of the duchy of Warsaw, ready to attack and they broke the treaty signed with France. Napoléon attacked first indeed but he was forced to do so.
C'est vachement triste ce que t'arrives à dire quand même. Renseignes toi 2 secondes et sans aller dans le chauvinisme, on a le pays avec l'histoire la plus riche du monde.
Vive le Roi ⚜
Vive la Révolution ✊🏻
Vive l'Empereur ⚜🇨🇵
Vive la France 🇨🇵
Vive la France ! 🇨🇵⚜️🇨🇵⚜️🇨🇵
🇨🇵⚜🇨🇵⚜🇨🇵⚜🇨🇵
Vive la France
C nous les chad pas les allemand
Ouais
Napoleon 🥰👍🇫🇷
There's nothing we can do
Now we need one about Charles Martel, the Battle of Tours, Joan of Arc, the Hundred Years' War, the Battle of Poitiers and the Siege of Orléans.
I totally agree with you as a french
@@shizukoyamada1258 Moi aussi je suis français tkt
Le gars lui ne l'est pas donc faire plaisir a une petite portion de sa communauté jsp si il le ferra Napoléon est connu et aimer dans le monde (sauf par les british et une partie français....)
Jsp si il ferrait du plus concentrer pour certiane bataille non connu en Europe
@@cerberoc392 jsp?
@@harimauindia5775 jsp : je sais pas : i dont know : idk
Don't you just love the beginning explaining the revolution - it was Beautiful
We now all need Le KHAN has arrived with simillar style...and hardbass ofc
1:31 "French genaral Davout yeets Prussia in a single battle" :')
Scorpo > Ridley Scott
Been watching you for months!!! Love from France 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Merci mec !! (go on google traduction)
@@kannoz_9745 mdrrr
France: Gets the best general in history.
Snow: Starts speaking russian.
Sea: Starts speaking english.
Random bushes in the iberian peninsula: Start speaking spanish.
You can't defeat Mother Nature in the long run
Best general in history is Zhuge Liang but ok
@@diegocifuentes6784 nah
@@diegocifuentes6784
who?
@@diegocifuentes6784 you mean liu kang ?
the French we are powerful
There is nothing we can do 😔
Man that was epic, just hoping that you make another video for Napoleon's return in the 100 days. Vive la France !
Very epik
"Le NAPOLEON has RETURNED"
And he did
Wow respect that he actually got the uniform of the German Prussian resistance milita right
Wow I have an him on doge fly at German go bc my doge eat him at Ukraine invaded Russia
@@kermitthedarkness1388 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
@@ju_lo3493 he aren't die now he's just going to say something like that for a while
@@ju_lo3493 but I'm ur first comment
@@ju_lo3493 :((
as a québécois i can say VIVE LA FRANCE
Je suis arrivé..
My man please don't stop making these, this is how I learn history when drunk...
Lol
now this is a epic French moment certified by a French man (me)
encore des fr c grâce au pouvoir de la Sainte baguette
@@kannoz_9745 je ne comprends pas ce que tu dis mais bon
The perfect school of history not exist
The perfect school of history:
Theres nothing he could do.
Vive notre pays, l'un des plus beau de tous.
Sans déconner cette vidéo est top, bon boulot😆
Vive la belgique!!
Et la france😅
@@Diams.3733 t’es à la ramasse t’es pas un pays pour nous
@@Dr0ppinGs0ul calme toi je sais que tu est fiére de ton pays mais la belgique est un pays un vrai donc rentre toi sa dans la tête cordialement. Pour conclure je te dit tranquillement et sans regret NON
@@Diams.3733 pardonne moi alors
@MATAMISME la Belgique est neutre
Merci beaucoup pour cette vidéo, sa fait longtemps que je l’attendais !!!
Vive la France 🇫🇷
ont aiment les onions hein x)
Mais faut pas oublier qu’on a le pouvoir de la ⭐SAINTE BAGUETTE⭐ mdr
100% 🔥
100% dawgpoleon
100% there is nothing we can do 😞
1:35 So THAT'S what Napoleon and Tsar Alexander were up to at Tilsit!
As a french I can say this video is 100% historically accurate
As an Italian i can say it misses some early Napoleon history
@@Boretheory oh yes, they should have presented him struggled learning french
Scorpo, you disspointed me
You forget the biggest comeback in entire history.
The last 100 days,..
Yes
Wait 100 days and you'll see ti
Tbf, its worth an entire video on its own, such Drama its like a Greek Tragedy.
Hopeless at the start with the "Hero"/protagonist in a bad situation
Hope rise with the comeback
Huge initial success making everyone else go nuts, but meanwhile trouble in paradise since he doesnt have the support of all the country its economy and manpower reduced to the minimum and the problems are already showing.
Final defeat.
Loss of hope for the next 15 years
I loved the part at 1:28
out of the great conquerors in history, Napoleon has got to be one of the few to be defeated and left alive afterwards
Most great men in history like Napoleon either end up getting betrayed by people they're close with or they end up getting executed by a foreign power to make a example out of them. The fact that the coalition didn't just execute him shows how popular and feared he was, he wasn't just a conquerer anymore. He stood for something.
@@GigaChadlovesandcares tbf, it was less Napoleon that they feared at that point, he was in their hands afterrall after he surrendered and could easy be killed.
At that point they feared the french population and remnant of the Army that would go absolutely nut into guerrilla against everyone to force his son on the throne (since they wouldnt be able to kill the lil guy since Habsburgs in the coalition) and end the Bourbon if he dare to land again.
They kill Napoleon instead of exiling him and you could prob get a few of the Marshalls that let Napoleon down or were away to go into resistance too, like Davout could come back to France, since Napoleon would become a Martyr, and the Marshalls while not global strategists for the most part, were still very dangerous in their own right.
100 days however? Oh boy they sh** themselves, but the fear of the population remained so again killing him directly was impossible
@@erwannthietart3602 That’s what i mean, the fact that the thought of executing him was unthinkable shows how popular he was by the French people and that he wasn’t just a conquerer anymore. He stood for something.
The gigachads army walking toward you smiling and looking directly at your soul is absolutely FRIGHTENING
im french and i like (c'est trop bien
mg just played paganini on the cello 💀
the virgin adolf hitler vs The Chad Napoléon
0:33 The legend
"When Paris catches a cold, Europe sneezes"
Metternich, Austrian diplomat and enemy of Napoleon.
This should have been the napoleon Movie, more historical accurate and more prussia
“A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.”
-French(also Corsican) Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte
And King of Italy by Tuscan noble house rights
Elbian Emperor*
I'm french and this is what's in our history books.
I totally agree with you, it's what we learn in history class
Vive la France 🇨🇵❤️
I love this so much that i can watch it over and over again
1:04 le australian painter vibes
The only defense of England against Napoleon is a bo'o'wa'er
Wow, Ridley's "Napoleon" look amazing!
I dont know what you'd use, but id love a second one with Napoleon coming back from exile and just talking an entire army into joining him.
Fun fact: When they exiled Napoleon, they didn’t bother to remove his commanders nor men out of the army.
J’aimerai simplement rajouter, VIVE L’EMPEREUR ET VIVE LA FRANCE ! 🇫🇷
J'AIME l'OIGNON FRIT À L'HUILE , J'AIME L'OIGNON QUAND IL EST BON !
сейчас я заметил пасхалку. Я нажал на кнопку перевода на русский язык твоего комментария и флаг франции сменился на РУССКИЙ)
@@piousgungnir passez déjà l’Ukraine, ce sera pas mal.
@@rukatsu8442
tu frappes sous la ceinture là :')
Enfin venant d'un pays qui n'a même pas de porte avion en état et qui se fait détruire ses avions les plus avancés par les défenses Ukrainiennes faut même pas leur prêter attention
@@lapinmalin8626 Par conséquent, les pertes de la Russie sont d’environ 6 000 personnes, et les pertes de l’Ukraine sont de 35 000 personnes.
davout yeets prussia in a single battle
Vive le France 🇫🇷!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂🏹
No hay nada que podamos hacer
Приятно, что ты выкладываешь свои видео даже сейчас. Помогает расслабиться.
I swear if someone from the 1800s rose from the dead he would definitely recall the napoleonic wars were fought by cats
Wasn’t funny, grow up
@@deusgr 🧓
@@deusgr wow
That's why my cat's name is Napoléon 🥲
*Vive la France 🇫🇷*
This is my favourite video on UA-cam. The historic accuracy and the vibe which "Vive la France" transmist est mervailleux!
En tant que Français j’adore cette vidéo ! ❤️