A Normal Day In EUROPE

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    Hardbass Name:
    Vivaldi - Cantate Cessate Drill Remix
    First French Empire - Chanson de l'oignon
    SABATON - Winged Hussars
    Alan Aztec (feat Uamee & Bertra) - ITALIA
    Alan Aztec - BassMarck (feat. R5on11c)
    Alan Aztec & uamee - Big Russian Gun
    Alan Aztec - Born in Russia
    Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 2
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  • @Tanktato661944
    @Tanktato661944 2 роки тому +2724

    *THE ONION LEGION WILL NEVER DIE*

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 2 роки тому +3217

    _"A NORMAL DAY IN EUROPE."_
    *Meanwhile in the United Kingdom:*
    "And Now for Something Completely Different".

    • @volvodgio
      @volvodgio 2 роки тому +65

      United kingdom (Mostly England) being a rape documentary.

    • @rustyshaculford1882
      @rustyshaculford1882 2 роки тому +78

      You could make one of these videos about Britain/Ireland
      English
      Welsh
      Scots
      Ulster
      Irish
      Surprise Norwegians
      Icelanics
      Bretons

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 2 роки тому +32

      @@rustyshaculford1882 don’t forget about the *Fenians*
      Or the Picts, they still exist somehow

    • @sir_duckington1245
      @sir_duckington1245 2 роки тому +19

      still europe, just not the european union

    • @joemama-yf7gn
      @joemama-yf7gn 2 роки тому +7

      @@volvodgio l think that Sweden

  • @-thanawat-8296
    @-thanawat-8296 2 роки тому +596

    You forgot the part where the french song literally translates to “But no onions for those Austrians”

    • @wahcat1982
      @wahcat1982 2 роки тому +66

      "No onions for Austrians, no onions to all these dogs." cuz dog and Austrian rhymes in french. Autrichiens = Austrians / Chiens = Dogs.

    • @-thanawat-8296
      @-thanawat-8296 2 роки тому +16

      @@wahcat1982 “Non pas d’oignion d’Austrichens, Non pas d’oignion a tòus che ciens” i think

    • @wahcat1982
      @wahcat1982 2 роки тому +26

      @@-thanawat-8296 "Non pas d'oignions aux autrichiens, non pas d'oignions à tout ces chiens." that was a pretty good attempt though!

    • @-thanawat-8296
      @-thanawat-8296 2 роки тому +4

      @@wahcat1982 thanks

    • @lasalle1042
      @lasalle1042 2 роки тому +5

      @@wahcat1982 "Non pas d'oignons aux autrichiens, non pas d'oignons à tout ces chiens."* ya pas de i à oignons jsuis chiant je sais

  • @gabrielseurre5832
    @gabrielseurre5832 Рік тому +111

    As a French, I am proud to be represented as a Napoleonic Pop Cat

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 2 роки тому +6193

    I like Europe because it's a mixture of culture that goes from classic opera to deep hardbass all in 1 second

    • @nicibozz9819
      @nicibozz9819 2 роки тому +204

      How about classic opera hardbass?

    • @mrapple2544
      @mrapple2544 2 роки тому +222

      Europe is just "war, the continent"

    • @sergei_bobrov
      @sergei_bobrov 2 роки тому +244

      @@mrapple2544 and America is just "make war in other continents"

    • @sakugrohn3822
      @sakugrohn3822 2 роки тому +137

      @@mrapple2544 Yes
      Universe: How many world wars do you want
      Europeans: Yes

    • @vdreeh8601
      @vdreeh8601 2 роки тому +28

      The only reason why Europe is good is because PEACE

  • @dawuwux9278
    @dawuwux9278 2 роки тому +3224

    As a French, I can admit that everyday I fight Italian while singing songs about onions

    • @overomanlord2214
      @overomanlord2214 2 роки тому +247

      but what a coincidence I fight French while talking about how pizza, pasta and football are Italy.

    • @snowowl8933
      @snowowl8933 2 роки тому +29

      @@overomanlord2214 you want to say we destroy french

    • @overomanlord2214
      @overomanlord2214 2 роки тому +35

      @ムクᴹᵘᵏᵘ⁴² 🏳️‍⚧️ in fact we are ironic 😅

    • @jewelz4952
      @jewelz4952 2 роки тому +18

      I totaly agree with u / je suis totalement d'accord avec toi

    • @Denver_dino
      @Denver_dino 2 роки тому +33

      Tout pour l'empereur "la garde meurt mais ne se rend pas " ^^

  • @kimruchel3538
    @kimruchel3538 2 роки тому +154

    My family is super French so I can confirm everyone in France is a beluga cat and singing the first French empire.

  • @longnguyentuan445
    @longnguyentuan445 2 роки тому +87

    at first I thought Chernobyl ending was a joke, but now I am not sure

  • @gukutto
    @gukutto 2 роки тому +1645

    Europe every century: We doing another world war?
    Also Europe: JA

    • @gg829
      @gg829 2 роки тому +118

      @Imperator Stephanus 30 Years War (17th century), War of Spanish Succession, War of Austrian Succession, 7 Years War (all 18th century) and Napoleonic Wars (19th century) could all be called world wars, given that the belligerents spanned multiple continents as well as involving most of the world's industrial base at the time.

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 2 роки тому +19

      What do you mean every cetury
      All Germanys every year From 1200-1500: AUF NACH POLEN

    • @kuhluhOG
      @kuhluhOG 2 роки тому +10

      @@trdrudedude6099 to be fair, a lot of Germans were actually invited to settle in eastern Europe by multiple kings and queens (especially Russia invited a lot of Germans)

    • @loris.rodriguez
      @loris.rodriguez 2 роки тому +38

      France and UK every 10 years :
      -Do we fight again ?
      -Volontier.

    • @Danko1388
      @Danko1388 2 роки тому +9

      @@loris.rodriguez Pure cultural tradition !

  • @Sp1ne_Stealer
    @Sp1ne_Stealer 2 роки тому +2135

    As an italian, yes, I usually fight frenchies and nazis in a centurion armor dual wielding a gladio and an AMX 160

    • @TF2Enjoyer769
      @TF2Enjoyer769 2 роки тому +42

      ok u good bene u latin speaker im a romanian so i am latin too

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 2 роки тому +73

      American historical dramas be like:

    • @cesarusyt9018
      @cesarusyt9018 2 роки тому +62

      Questo commento è di proprietà della Repubblica Italica

    • @Yaobi-San
      @Yaobi-San 2 роки тому +42

      Don't forget about the pizza catapult

    • @guy4738
      @guy4738 2 роки тому +15

      and a pizza catapult?

  • @chefrowlet
    @chefrowlet 2 роки тому +106

    This video contains both a lethal dose of concentrated Meme but also more European history than I ever got in an American high school

  • @othelliusmaximus
    @othelliusmaximus 2 роки тому +33

    1:52
    Me in 2021: 🤣😂
    Me now: 😐😦

  • @Me-qn7ig
    @Me-qn7ig 2 роки тому +6060

    As a Swiss mountaineer I can confirm that there are doge-birds flying in the alps.

    • @stielimusterman3066
      @stielimusterman3066 2 роки тому +268

      As a German I'm pretty sure what you saw were our new camouflaged Hundeswehr stealth bombers, checking if you're still neutral...

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 2 роки тому +28

      HUNDESWEHR HAHAHAHAHA

    • @Meganolord
      @Meganolord 2 роки тому +26

      Hundeswehr must be the funniest thing I've read in a while.

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 2 роки тому +18

      @@stielimusterman3066 May I use that term Hundeswehr in my novel?

    • @eneleating
      @eneleating 2 роки тому +22

      As a cheese made in Switzerland I can confirm

  • @livzlievga4222
    @livzlievga4222 2 роки тому +20

    I guess there will be a “part II”

  • @bravo0105
    @bravo0105 2 роки тому +14

    This is starting to look prophetic.

  •  2 роки тому +6640

    Scorpo is my history teacher 🤣

    • @bestfreemusiclol4818
      @bestfreemusiclol4818 2 роки тому +52

      lol да 😅

    • @doggi5390
      @doggi5390 2 роки тому +31

      UAMEE IM UR BIGGEST FAN EVER I LISEN YOUR HARDBASS ON SPOTIFY EVERYDAY 4HOURS WHEN I COME BACK FROM SCHOOL AND 10 HOURS IN SATERDAY AND YOUR BUTIFUL MUSIC WITH ALAN AZTEC😁😁😁😍😍

    • @o-tuathail
      @o-tuathail 2 роки тому +14

      The man himself.

    • @BrianLTU
      @BrianLTU 2 роки тому +21

      Ah yes italians used horses when germans used tanks lol

    • @ignatevNikita
      @ignatevNikita 2 роки тому +6

      And my

  • @larrysommers9813
    @larrysommers9813 2 роки тому +5120

    German army: sings about tanks
    English army: sings about ruling the waves
    Soviet army: sings about victory
    French army: sings about liking onion

  • @ivanokriletic2428
    @ivanokriletic2428 2 роки тому +3

    Sabaton! Nice touch.

  • @johndevries7397
    @johndevries7397 2 роки тому +14

    Marvel: "Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
    Europe:

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 2 роки тому +13978

    When Americans claim that they have culture and deep history.

    • @Tanktato661944
      @Tanktato661944 2 роки тому +451

      The Lord himself has spoken

    • @klol3369
      @klol3369 2 роки тому +459

      Well most Americans share the same history as Europe since they came from there

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 2 роки тому +936

      @@klol3369 So like he said, they have none of their own

    • @klol3369
      @klol3369 2 роки тому +268

      @@scoutman66 i mean everyone's culture derives from a previous one tho...?

    • @_.._.._
      @_.._.._ 2 роки тому +48

      They have what

  • @MrMacavity
    @MrMacavity 2 роки тому +956

    I like how the walk song is literally the same melody we use in Sweden during Midsummer festivities, but we call it "little frogs" or små grodorna.

    • @naforsaicosanta501
      @naforsaicosanta501 2 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @kakalimukherjee3297
      @kakalimukherjee3297 2 роки тому +34

      That was actually made to ridicule Napoleon and the French in general, it has the tune of Chanson l'Ognion, a French military marching song. The little frog refers to Napoleon I think lol.

    • @Deceiver85
      @Deceiver85 2 роки тому +15

      Små grodorna, små grodorna, är lustiga att se!

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 2 роки тому +41

      @@kakalimukherjee3297 Not at all it's an hymne because Bernadotte king of Sweden imported a lot of French soldiers musicians and culture into Sweden, Bernadotte family is still ruling Sweden to this day

    • @comradecat3678
      @comradecat3678 2 роки тому +2

      is that before or after u burn a high ass dude in a bear costume?

  • @pac1fic055
    @pac1fic055 2 роки тому +9

    It’s 24-Fb-2022, and another normal day is underway.

  • @nocaption5562
    @nocaption5562 2 роки тому +46

    As a swiss I can confirm that our neighbours like onions, pizza and deutsche Panzer

    • @mei_plays3559
      @mei_plays3559 Рік тому

      + Beer

    • @Nx_str
      @Nx_str 13 днів тому

      ​@@mei_plays3559 enemies in war, united in beer.

  • @BiskyAlexanderCh
    @BiskyAlexanderCh 2 роки тому +224

    Switzerland: Ahh....another peace day for my life in Europe

    • @HoIsh333
      @HoIsh333 2 роки тому +13

      12/10 нейтралитета

  • @Heroman1253
    @Heroman1253 2 роки тому +583

    Can we talk about how smooth the transition between Italia and Bassmarck was???

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO 2 роки тому +39

      A smooth transition to Germany, probably the first time since the anschluss

    • @abzs
      @abzs 2 роки тому +3

      @Wonka the italia remix is from hardbass history 2

    • @NVVitaly
      @NVVitaly Рік тому

      Otto Hardbassmark lol

    • @IlIIIlIIl
      @IlIIIlIIl Рік тому

      Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿?

  • @Shyrunder
    @Shyrunder 2 роки тому +62

    Napoleon was so successful and the french army so strong that they didn't care anymore about writing a real military song, that's called being a chad.

    • @Nx_str
      @Nx_str 13 днів тому

      Fax

    • @Nx_str
      @Nx_str 13 днів тому

      Bluds be trollin on a 173828 killstreak

  • @tukatl
    @tukatl 2 роки тому +35

    As an Englishman, I confirm the Romans fire pizza at us from catapults on a daily basis

    • @user-fb9sm7nn2x
      @user-fb9sm7nn2x 2 роки тому +1

      As a french I'd add that we are firing cows at you from trebuchets on a monthly basis

    • @IlIIIlIIl
      @IlIIIlIIl Рік тому

      Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿?

  • @deathx_x
    @deathx_x 2 роки тому +1194

    Countries featured:
    1) First French Empire
    2) Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
    3)Roman Empire
    4)Third Reich
    4.5)Battle of Waterloo, British Empire defeats First French Empire
    5)Soviet Union
    Beautiful masterpiece as always Comrade Scorpo.

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 2 роки тому +12

      What about the holy Roman Empire?

    • @nazhanhaziqzikri2553
      @nazhanhaziqzikri2553 2 роки тому +8

      How about the Ottoman Empire

    • @DanishWaffle4102
      @DanishWaffle4102 2 роки тому +10

      @FBI_Guest 0:29 display a Doge which seems to represent the Duke of Wellington so I guess it counts
      (And 0:35 British Army in the middle)

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 2 роки тому +9

      I miss the spanish, Portuguese and Dutch empire and the video wouldve bean perfect

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 2 роки тому +25

      Bro the british didn't defeat nothing at waterloo they were pushed back by the French out of the village and retreating until the Prussians win the battle

  • @medgamer3070
    @medgamer3070 2 роки тому +290

    Just in case someone is curious of that “Onion Song” its called “Chanson de l’oignon” literally “song of onion” in french.
    I started learning french after listening to this song and that was the worst mistake i made in my whole life. Français est tres difficile…

    • @The.Brick.
      @The.Brick. 2 роки тому +32

      You forgot the determinant in your sentence, and the "è" on "très"

    • @greenpotat
      @greenpotat 2 роки тому +17

      Dont worry mate, if you keep going, one day you’ll be able to speak this language, just keep going and do not lose your determination

    • @The.Brick.
      @The.Brick. 2 роки тому +14

      Yes, French is hard but it's not impossible :)

    • @user-it9ml8yw3u
      @user-it9ml8yw3u 2 роки тому +25

      Ah, ne vous en faites pas, parler français est très difficile même pour les Français eux-mêmes

    • @cpp3221
      @cpp3221 2 роки тому +11

      As a native speaker I can't myself, speaking a proper French so don't worry mate.

  • @estebansnas
    @estebansnas 8 місяців тому +10

    **Portuguese and Spanish armies slowly backing up to America**

  • @sjwarialaw8155
    @sjwarialaw8155 2 роки тому +6

    A normal day in Europe:
    - A nation gets a new leader, new leader creates an empire, new leader marchs on Russia, new leader's empire ends.

    • @CollinWardlow
      @CollinWardlow 29 днів тому

      Warning:never invade Russia in winter or close to winter

  • @yatomusic8781
    @yatomusic8781 2 роки тому +987

    Когда знаешь что означает русская реч в клипе.

  • @Rohnon
    @Rohnon 2 роки тому +687

    As a Pole living in Germany, who likes Onions and Pizza, I can confirm that this is true every day.

  • @PlasticMoviesWithToySoldiers
    @PlasticMoviesWithToySoldiers 2 роки тому +2

    The hawk looked cute in the ending

  • @user-ij4gz5pd4j
    @user-ij4gz5pd4j 2 роки тому +9

    Отличный микс из музыки, мэмов и стереотипов. Как и весь канал в целом. Удачи в творчестве и продолжай в том же духе.

    • @d-games4785
      @d-games4785 2 роки тому +3

      Наконец через столько комментариев я нашёл русского человека

    • @user-ij4gz5pd4j
      @user-ij4gz5pd4j 2 роки тому

      @@d-games4785 Аналогично.

  • @NatzDubz
    @NatzDubz 2 роки тому +1167

    0:47 As an Italian, I am proud to be represented by Roman Swole Doge

    • @henriqueauditore5212
      @henriqueauditore5212 2 роки тому +7

      True hahaha

    • @PeppinoSpaghetti189
      @PeppinoSpaghetti189 2 роки тому +40

      AUTO, PIZZA E PALLONE, QUESTA È L'ITALIA

    • @bt-7justclowning
      @bt-7justclowning 2 роки тому +10

      The weakest Italian is just a swole doge

    • @NatzDubz
      @NatzDubz 2 роки тому +15

      @@bt-7justclowning yes. A Italian swole doge is weak. But a ROMAN SWOLE DOGE is stronger than a normal Italian. The Roman swole doge is a gigachad

    • @justinevilofficial
      @justinevilofficial 2 роки тому +5

      @@PeppinoSpaghetti189 see porcodio

  • @emperormemehelmii4057
    @emperormemehelmii4057 2 роки тому +297

    *NNN Day 11: Me and my fellow sturmtruppen soldiers' were ambushed and encircled by Hentai Army a large force of porn and other degenerate content, we have fought day and night. For four days we have resisted but at the fifth day in the morning we were running out of supplies and morale in this desperate situation we fixed our bayonets, drew our swords and knives to charge at the enemy taking them alongside us to death. May those who are still fighting stay strong and win.*
    *-General Ferdinand Wagner German Imperial Officer*

  • @yrt9772
    @yrt9772 2 роки тому +12

    Chernobyl ending becoming more likely

  • @Swiftify530
    @Swiftify530 2 роки тому +1

    Love how Sabaton was mentioned in this, they are my favorite music artists!

  • @SendNukes690
    @SendNukes690 2 роки тому +556

    As a Lithuanian i can confirm that this is a *Normal day* in Europa.

  • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
    @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 2 роки тому +273

    As a Belgian i confirm this is what i see in my backyard every week

    • @marcnawezi1877
      @marcnawezi1877 2 роки тому +2

      Wtf belgian are french

    • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
      @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 2 роки тому +20

      @@marcnawezi1877 sir i think you have the intelect of a American soldier in WW1 except you have acess to the internet and education

    • @marcnawezi1877
      @marcnawezi1877 2 роки тому +1

      @@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 come on i was teasing you, la vérité c'est que je suis français et que si tu ne connais pas l'histoire je peux te la rappeler : La belgique libre et independante a cessé d'exister en-58 avant JC lorsque cesar a réalisé la guerre des gaulles c'est le deuxieme territoire annexé par Jules, ensuite les Francs l'ont récupéré et c'est seulement depuis la mort de premier empeureur que la grande bretagne a décidé de créer la belgique et en plus de ca vous avez les couleurs de l'allemagne sur votre drapeau ca vous rend tout de suite moins français c'est sur

    • @d.esanchez3351
      @d.esanchez3351 2 роки тому +8

      @@marcnawezi1877 I dont speak bagguete but somehow undertood that.

    • @lecouscousdubonsmatin1565
      @lecouscousdubonsmatin1565 2 роки тому

      @@marcnawezi1877 tu a fumé soldat ?

  • @user-mv8qu6ci1q
    @user-mv8qu6ci1q Рік тому +8

    As a Russian person, I can say that everything is happening exactly that. Videos are beautiful!

  • @travisgeesaman2493
    @travisgeesaman2493 11 місяців тому +1

    Low quality shit at 2 AM is just perfect

  • @valeriodelaurentiis5614
    @valeriodelaurentiis5614 2 роки тому +466

    Countries in the video (I hope that's all)
    0:15 French Empire
    0:28/0:34 British Empire (Against the French empire)
    0:38 Polish-Lithuanian Commonwelt
    0:46 Roman Empire
    0:59 German Riech
    1:16 Poland (for a second) being killed by germany
    1:23 Serbia being bullied by 2 germans
    1:27 Britsh Empire and French Empire (again) probably after the battle of Waterloo
    1:30 Russia/USSR
    1:32 German Riech VS USSR
    1:39-2:08 Pretty much a normal day in europe
    1:53 CHERNOBIL ENDING

    • @vs_0159
      @vs_0159 2 роки тому +15

      Pretty sure that 1:05-1:08 is a reference to the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest

    • @user-galacticboi
      @user-galacticboi 2 роки тому

      You forgot italy

    • @andrewtoasterr9325
      @andrewtoasterr9325 2 роки тому

      tfw they don't include central europe

    • @dacadaca762
      @dacadaca762 2 роки тому +2

      You forgot serbia also it was getting bullied by two germans lol

    • @valeriodelaurentiis5614
      @valeriodelaurentiis5614 2 роки тому

      @@user-galacticboi it was the Roman empire

  • @doggi5390
    @doggi5390 2 роки тому +258

    NOW THATS THE GOD HARDBASS HERE I LISEN EVERYDAY 😏😄

    • @Alt-om1qv
      @Alt-om1qv 2 роки тому +3

      *Listen*

    • @Geniu_ockarik
      @Geniu_ockarik 2 роки тому +4

      Я русский харбас лутшая музыка

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 2 роки тому +3

      As your 69th like, I agree, because HARDBASS is always NOICE!

    • @doggi5390
      @doggi5390 2 роки тому +2

      Me be like: 165 likes. flexing about it on my hole class😂😳
      My classmates: good for you.😃😃

  • @alexeskimo7996
    @alexeskimo7996 2 роки тому +2

    what SCORPO makes is pure gold. He deserves more subscribers!

  • @arthurboric5814
    @arthurboric5814 2 роки тому +7

    well... you're not wrong

  • @user-us3vi4pm7t
    @user-us3vi4pm7t 2 роки тому +521

    Здорово всё-таки быть европейцем

    • @Tortel2303
      @Tortel2303 2 роки тому +51

      Согласен. Каждую секунду всю Европу может захватить художник, а потом тебя мучают вопросом «Коммунизм, комраде?» или «Демократия?». Каждый день бы так!

    • @user-us3vi4pm7t
      @user-us3vi4pm7t 2 роки тому +27

      @@Tortel2303 Мне кажется ты обесцениваешь достижения художника, говоря что это может произойти каждую секунду, он такой один, великий и ужасный, но зато свой. А на счёт cumмунизма или демократии похуй абсолютно, в Европе много стран и каждый может найти себе по вкусу полит.предпочтений.

    • @Tortel2303
      @Tortel2303 2 роки тому +24

      @@user-us3vi4pm7t Охх, а еще когда Сербия убила Франца Фердинанда такое приключение было!! 🥰

    • @user-friendlyruswagner
      @user-friendlyruswagner 2 роки тому +19

      Чёрным еропейцем родом из России, с родословной из Казахстана

    • @alexpleshy8565
      @alexpleshy8565 2 роки тому +6

      А Черным Властелином - еще лучше

  • @basedbolchevic7392
    @basedbolchevic7392 2 роки тому +246

    "Днём пишу скрипты на Пайтон" - true, true, comarade!

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 2 роки тому +4

    Man the creator of this video has pretty good knowledge of languages/geography/history/culture... Not to mention the graphics and animations are great!

  • @pemudaemtees7684
    @pemudaemtees7684 2 роки тому +3

    0:22 epic moments

  • @YourFavouriteFridge5479
    @YourFavouriteFridge5479 2 роки тому +425

    As a Romanian I can confirm that I am actually a vampire, and this is indeed what I see from my castle in the Carpathians

  • @mo-qx6tn
    @mo-qx6tn 2 роки тому +165

    Italy:pizza
    France:onion comrade
    German:erika
    British:queen
    USA:oil

  • @youregay-
    @youregay- 2 роки тому +2

    Normally it’s crazier but this is right for the rest

  • @METALMAN4Wii
    @METALMAN4Wii 2 роки тому +1

    Sir we can't stop their Beat our Drones keep blowing up.

  • @TheVampyr
    @TheVampyr 2 роки тому +179

    I shall rest in Valhalla until the “A NORMAL DAY IN AMERICA.” is released.

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 2 роки тому +25

      “A normal day in America”
      Canada: freezing to death, poutine, and fighting Quebec.
      US: Russia with more guns
      Mexico: fighting each other
      That’s the only thing I’m envious of Europe for, we don’t have memetacular relationships with our neighbors.

    • @craimaxblack
      @craimaxblack 2 роки тому +11

      @@nodishtoodeep3053 south america, starving and trying to leave

    • @MolotovKiller
      @MolotovKiller 2 роки тому +7

      @@nodishtoodeep3053 * Laughs in Free for all wars during the 1800 in South America *
      We basically kill each other and when dont have anybody to fight, well, civil war it is.

    • @pipizote
      @pipizote 2 роки тому

      @@craimaxblack Sad for Argentines, Cuban Venezuelans...

    • @DoubleAAce
      @DoubleAAce 2 роки тому

      @@MolotovKiller south america is the most irrelavant continent

  • @BELLONS06
    @BELLONS06 2 роки тому +11

    00:50 ah yes, my country

  • @AzaXD5
    @AzaXD5 Рік тому +1

    Das ist ein sehr cooler Teil, ich mag den Teil mit Deutschland und Russland sowieso das beste Video, das ich je gesehen habe

  • @si-vis-pacem_para-bellum
    @si-vis-pacem_para-bellum 2 роки тому +22

    Quand nos chants parlent de bouffe mais arrivent à faire trembler l'Europe, on peut dire que l'on a réussi notre objectif

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 2 роки тому +2

      Probably stole that idea from the Italians too :)

    • @wahcat1982
      @wahcat1982 2 роки тому +4

      @@Boretheory Oh yeah man, I forgot that the Romans Empire was singing about Pizza during the Gallic conquest, football, and pasta. All of it with autotunes, man, Romans were ahead of their time by 2000 years, quite amazing.

    • @IlIIIlIIl
      @IlIIIlIIl Рік тому

      Bruh Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿???

  • @jovankabroz6858
    @jovankabroz6858 2 роки тому +410

    As a fellow Serbian, i confirm this is our everyday life in Europe.
    Edit: MOTHER IM FAMOUS.

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 2 роки тому +10

      Europe is so peaceful and civilized isn't it? Must've been great.

    • @darkaine7344
      @darkaine7344 2 роки тому +10

      As a french I 100% agree lol

    • @biohazard_404
      @biohazard_404 2 роки тому +11

      As an italian pizza pasta mandolino, i agree.

    • @godzillainhellgoji5299
      @godzillainhellgoji5299 2 роки тому +5

      As a german:
      thats what we do all day

    • @dzombaj_ga
      @dzombaj_ga 2 роки тому +20

      @N O a rare sight of a Serb and Albanian not fighting to death in the comment section, as a Serb I am truly and rightfully amazed.

  • @philjones9486
    @philjones9486 2 роки тому +80

    France: Napoleon German: Nazista Russian: Dres and hardbass Poland: HUSARIA

  • @ussr4906
    @ussr4906 2 роки тому +1

    I love how most if not all of scorpo’s videos have either bass bomber, disco panzer, or both playing

  • @ImInNoFandom_
    @ImInNoFandom_ Рік тому +1

    This is just beautiful

  • @jackwaterson989
    @jackwaterson989 2 роки тому +25

    Is no one going to talk about Le Austrian Painter at 0:05?

    • @destroyer1529
      @destroyer1529 2 роки тому +4

      Lol funny

    • @Known-
      @Known- Рік тому +2

      It's actually historically accurate. That's where he died and that's how his looked like

  • @NorthWARail
    @NorthWARail 2 роки тому +100

    Napoleon be like: This is a normal day in Europe *century's later* still normal

  • @zoezoenoel6028
    @zoezoenoel6028 2 роки тому +5

    As a french, I can confirm that we LOVE onions

  • @elclemento4765
    @elclemento4765 Рік тому +2

    as a french i confirm we always sing about onion, but just a thing, if an austrian demand onion remember "PAS D'OIGNON POUR LES AUTRICHIENS" ( no onion for the austrian )

  • @DeMantis
    @DeMantis 2 роки тому +65

    I'm learning more about history from Scorpo rather than from my history classes

  • @E5TOC
    @E5TOC 2 роки тому +160

    This has to be my favorite video. The editing, it's so clean. The clothing on the animals, perfect. The music is just mwa! Beautiful work Scorpo!

  • @happyqingball7115
    @happyqingball7115 2 роки тому +2

    I LIKE THE ONIONS WHEN ITS GOOD

  • @josuediaz3123
    @josuediaz3123 2 роки тому +1

    I am so thankful you used Sabaton for the Winged Hussars 🤣

  • @gerogegerog5926
    @gerogegerog5926 2 роки тому +29

    0:16 as a French Canadian and Italian person I confirm we like fried onions

    • @draekoh7413
      @draekoh7413 2 роки тому

      Wtf how can you be 3 nationalites

    • @slurpeecloud999
      @slurpeecloud999 2 роки тому

      @@draekoh7413 French and Italian are also ethnicities, not just nationalities.

    • @draekoh7413
      @draekoh7413 2 роки тому +1

      @@slurpeecloud999 wait what thats cool.

  • @imaheadout8529
    @imaheadout8529 2 роки тому +75

    As an fench myself i agree this everyday in Europe

  • @britishdog6224
    @britishdog6224 Рік тому +1

    As a American with British this tomfoolery is too fockin accurate bruv

  • @PhoenixAura81
    @PhoenixAura81 4 місяці тому

    The transitions between songs are some of the cleanest I've ever heard, especially between the Italian and German hardbass songs.

  • @enyoru2443
    @enyoru2443 2 роки тому +3625

    As a European , I fully admit this is a normal day here.

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 2 роки тому +33

      The Scandinavians were missing... What happened to them?

    • @Craig-bn1lw
      @Craig-bn1lw 2 роки тому +20

      C’est bizzare la session commentaire

    • @tohomand
      @tohomand 2 роки тому +59

      Scandinavian here, we are literally just seen as the friendly neighbors up north that are always just peacefully mowing the lawn in the background, nothing interesting has happend in Scandinavia since the time of the vikings

    • @nogynogard2062
      @nogynogard2062 2 роки тому +8

      yes. In my Balkans this is nothing

    • @chadratboi2849
      @chadratboi2849 2 роки тому +1

      @@tohomand You forgot the Invasion of the soviets and the germans in ww2?

  • @kadafriend7961
    @kadafriend7961 2 роки тому +38

    I am French I can agree this is exactly what append every day

  • @user-ur7yf8ik8b
    @user-ur7yf8ik8b 2 роки тому +324

    As a certified European living in Russia and having relatives in Germany I assure you - everything in this video is true. It is a documentary, really

    • @MrKiljeaden89
      @MrKiljeaden89 2 роки тому +7

      Being russian
      Beign european
      PICK ONE

    • @user-mw8yg2tn7q
      @user-mw8yg2tn7q 2 роки тому +32

      @@MrKiljeaden89 lol, most Russians are Europeans! We are located in Eurasia, and Eurasia accommodates Europe and Asia

    • @wladislawortlieb8992
      @wladislawortlieb8992 2 роки тому +5

      @@user-mw8yg2tn7q russians are asians culturally and politically.

    • @007arek
      @007arek 2 роки тому +36

      @@wladislawortlieb8992 They are Slavs so you are wrong about culture. I'm from Poland and I'd prefer to party with Russians than French or Germans.

    • @wladislawortlieb8992
      @wladislawortlieb8992 2 роки тому +8

      @@007arek I'm russian, it's my opinion about our culture.
      Russian culture and history is full of cruelty, despotism and hypocrisy.
      For a whole 20th century, we held half of Europe in slavery. Is it possible to feel something other than disgust for the Russian past?

  • @generalhamburger2405
    @generalhamburger2405 2 роки тому +10

    As someone who lives in Europe I can confirm this is just a normal day

  • @-luffy-sama-6801
    @-luffy-sama-6801 2 роки тому +5

    Это очень странно, но и одновременно смешно из за всех этих собак •-•

  • @Hiroshi-cc8hv
    @Hiroshi-cc8hv 2 роки тому +20

    Europe = Bigger Balkans

  • @HardhatsIncorperated
    @HardhatsIncorperated 2 роки тому +72

    As a Italian I approve this as pure Italian moment

    • @pedrochanganaqui1623
      @pedrochanganaqui1623 2 роки тому +6

      Viva le legioni romane ed eterna gloria all'Impero Romano e agli Dei che vegliano su di esso!

  • @Mikepet
    @Mikepet 2 роки тому

    This really is the purest form of Art i have ever seen.

  • @RMLK
    @RMLK 2 роки тому +2

    Anytime Sabaton plays I become ever more happy with life especially *WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE*

  • @giorgiociaravolol1998
    @giorgiociaravolol1998 2 роки тому +109

    Me, being a casual historian part of the Auto, Pizza and Pallone gang: catapults threw poisoned pizzas in order to fool the enemy. Huge rocks were used to EXPORT DEMOCRACY

    • @someone_5861
      @someone_5861 2 роки тому +1

      Mi sai che sei italiano

    • @vittoriof.8088
      @vittoriof.8088 2 роки тому +2

      @@someone_5861 Bè si capiva un pò anche dal nome.

    • @KawaiiNekoMe
      @KawaiiNekoMe 2 роки тому +1

      Only pizza on my way, only rock for the democracy!!

    • @someone_5861
      @someone_5861 2 роки тому +1

      @@vittoriof.8088 vero

    • @HearthArrowandKey
      @HearthArrowandKey 2 роки тому +4

      Export democracy e' come chiamano oggi la Pax Romana. Quella che se non ci entri, ti entra lei in casa.

  • @bauerhermann222
    @bauerhermann222 2 роки тому +10

    0:05 Did anybody notice that austrian painter in the corner?

    • @GMDkarra
      @GMDkarra 2 роки тому +3

      I noticed him too

  • @toscagrego7181
    @toscagrego7181 Рік тому +2

    That Bassmark part was fire

  • @Hazztech
    @Hazztech 2 роки тому +2

    Leigonarrie walter is something I didn't know I needed

  • @marechalleclerc827
    @marechalleclerc827 2 роки тому +120

    As a French I approve that the first party about France is totally true and we sing the song of onion everyday with our army

    • @northwesteastsouth7437
      @northwesteastsouth7437 Рік тому +2

      Well austrian people will be offended cause that

    • @lDocteurLulu
      @lDocteurLulu Рік тому +4

      @@northwesteastsouth7437 No onion for you brother, sorry

    • @IlIIIlIIl
      @IlIIIlIIl Рік тому

      Bro Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿?

  • @reinod7816
    @reinod7816 2 роки тому +375

    Жаль, что в русских субтитрах есть ошибка. Видео, как всегда, шедевр

    • @svetlanasath7792
      @svetlanasath7792 2 роки тому +6

      А может так и надо🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @reinod7816
      @reinod7816 2 роки тому +9

      @@svetlanasath7792 вряд-ли. Я не могу придумать, зачем такое надо

    • @Jedai_Games
      @Jedai_Games 2 роки тому +22

      Скорее всего все-таки намеренно.
      В других субтитрах же тоже пиццу и лук используют вместо слов

    • @rwepnca7424
      @rwepnca7424 2 роки тому +5

      @@Jedai_Games вообще то это реальный перевод, а в русских субтитрах просто фразы поменялись местами, явно ошибка

    • @Jedai_Games
      @Jedai_Games 2 роки тому +3

      @@rwepnca7424 пересмотрел. В самом деле есть такое. Ну да и ладно, главное мы поняли, а на нерусскоговорящих пофиг)

  • @pepper4632
    @pepper4632 2 роки тому +6

    French: sings about the great marching and onions apparently
    Italien: Sings about ballistics and food
    Germany: sings about tanks, battleships, planes and vodka
    Russian: sings about communism and conquest and also Slav

  • @Sammudraa
    @Sammudraa 2 роки тому

    Crazy vid man!!

  • @KING-pc2tp
    @KING-pc2tp 2 роки тому +14

    I like that Serb in the middle 1:25 🤣🤣

  • @Verynormaltagname
    @Verynormaltagname 2 роки тому +27

    i just noticed how the romans are holding their swords, perfection

  • @haarkeey1676
    @haarkeey1676 2 роки тому

    amazing x)

  • @abbehmeh670
    @abbehmeh670 Рік тому

    Why is this such a vibe. Even a few months later I'm watching this weekly 😅😘😍

  • @poland7974
    @poland7974 2 роки тому +19

    Average American: we biggest
    Europe: u sure bout that (edit)

    • @p0ssydestroyer693
      @p0ssydestroyer693 2 роки тому

      Polski język trudny, ale angielski tak kaleczyć? XD

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 2 роки тому +1

      Germany ? they were never very big lol
      as Poland you should Praise Napoleonic France Empire extended from Madrid, Stockholm to Dubrovnik Stopping at Poland because he loved Poland and wanted to punish Prussia and Russia (And he had a child with a Polish noble and this branch is effectively the only direct branch of the Emperor)

    • @poland7974
      @poland7974 2 роки тому

      @@ommsterlitz1805 Fixed, thanks.

  • @Ziemniaczek
    @Ziemniaczek 2 роки тому +46

    As Polish citizen that has been all over Europe my say on this topic is, it do be like that over here

  • @dommynation7349
    @dommynation7349 2 роки тому +1

    This feels like a fever dream

  • @czechoslovakia1090
    @czechoslovakia1090 2 роки тому +2

    I’m proud of my French, Czech, and Irish family side.