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Enjoy your naps!
Thank you
going back to it rn
Good night Escapist
Yo I speak on behalf of all night crew members when I say thank you
The Escapist understands their audience and I very much appreciate that ❤️
00:00: Best, Worst, and Blandest of 2020
06:25: Bugsnax
09:24: Super Meat Boy Forever
11:30: Medal of Honor: Above & Beyond
16:18: Demons Souls Remake
21:16: Hitman 3
26:03: The Medium
31:10: Werewolf: The Apocalypse-Earthblood
36:13: Little Nightmares 2
40:52: Breathedge
45:33: Persona 5 Strikers
50:40: Harvest Moon:One World
55:42: Loop Hero
58:11: Everhood
1:00:36: Evil Genius 2: World Domination
1:05:36: Story of Seasons: Pioneers of Olive Town
1:10:24: Outriders
1:15:19: Oddworld:Soulstorm
1:20:13: It Takes Two
1:25:05: Balan Wonderworld
1:30:09: Resident Evil 8: Village
1:35:20: Returnal
1:40:25: Biomutant
1:45:10: Subnautica: Below Zero
1:50:04: Miitopia
1:55:14: Necromunda: Hired Gun
1:59:58: Sniper: Ghost Warrior-Contracts 2
2:05:03: Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart
2:10:23: Scarlet Nexus
2:15:26: Mario Golf: Super Rush
2:18:05: ENDER LILIES: Quietus of the Knights
2:20:19: Ys IX: Monstrum Nox
2:25:28: Cruelty Squad
2:30:16: Death’s Door
2:32:40: The Forgotten City
2:35:20: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
2:40:19: Jupiter Hell
2:42:58: Dreamscaper
2:45:19: 12 Minutes
2:50:14: No More Heroes 3
2:55:33: Psychonauts 2
3:00:32: Tormented Souls
3:03:18: The Artful Escape
3:05:37: Deathloop
3:10:36: Lost in Random
3:15:24: Kena: Bridge of Spirits
3:20:27: Far Cry 6
3:25:37: Metroid Dread
3:30:34: Back 4 Blood
3:35:27: Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy
3:40:55: The Good Life
3:46:02: Sherlock Holmes Chapter One
3:51:19: Call of Duty: Vanguard
3:56:27: Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy- Definitive Edition
4:01:45: Oculus Quest 2
4:04:04: Resident Evil 4 VR
4:06:50: Shin Megami Tensei V
4:11:58: Halo Infinite
And that’s all of the quick points to use for this video to see which one you want to view. Have a good day to anyone watching this!
here before the timestamps are finished
Bless you
@@jaxbeck9550 no problem, just doing my job
You are a saint, x
Yaaay I won't have to do it this year ! Thanks @TheMarioBros Channel ! o/
Leaving these on whilst doing other stuff around the house feels similar to having s friend over who keeps babbling on about something they're really invested in. You don't even need to keep them entertained or pay attention, but in a away it's comforting hearing them talk and that's why you keep inviting them over.
I think it fulfills some social need in a very small way, just enough of a pleasant human presence to calm you but at any moment you can close the tab and send your little friend home without so much as a "Don't let the door hit you on the way out." My kind of interaction.
I think it's because Yhatzee is actually keeping it real with you in the reviews. Talking to you as if it were face to face and not just for the show. I mean, it is, but not fully.
An ability to appreciate a background noise sort of quality to the people we love, is a comfort i refuse to regret. When i'm a boring fuck, i hope people's minds wander. Sure, tell me my approach sucks, thanks for the criticism, but Move On and enjoy your day, yeah? And if i'm being a dick, kick it in! Thank you so much ^^
Sadly, I have to wait for the wood preservative to dry, otherwise I would have finished my amateurish diy screen door while listening to him. It was quite nice to listen to while cutting some slats and painting the preservative on them, though.
Anyone else continually rewatch these throughout the year until the next one comes out? I listen to these at the gym, and it totally helps to keep focus
God yes they've been my sleeping aid for I think three years now, I can't listen these while working out anymore because I almost destroyed my back doing a deadlift
Same here
The utility is limitless. Work. Writing. Walks. Other things that don't start with W. The wsky's the limit.
I listen to these at work. Idky but it helps me relax listening to yahtzee shit on games
Keeps me entertained on a long haul Elite Dangerous deliveries
I often take for granted just how productive Yahtzee is the entire year, being able to churn these out not only extremely quickly and consistently but also to such quality that each individual episode is entertaining, oftentimes interesting and informative, but also just downright clever if also considerably crass.
While on top of that finding the time to participate and create in other series on the Escapist.
on top of writing his books.
once you break it down its supremely impressive and inspiring
I don't think he has missed a single week since he started
Has Yahtzee ever had a holiday? I can't think of anyone who deserves it more
From what I understand, he takes very few breaks, especially with his game design feat from last year, but as much as he laments his lack of free time, he's stated he enjoys his work for the most part.
On top of being a dad of toddler. Since our son was born I can varely keep the house from burning down
@@AaronCorr Mom of two, here. Can confirm; chaos is your life now. Definitely recommend getting that flood & fire insurance. Maybe the catastrophic damage insurance, too.
Bon chance, friend. **salutes**
You dont get to rest when you're completely carrying the company you work for
A lot of people would be offended if you said “your material makes me fall asleep” - thank god Yahtzee doesn’t care enough to be offended whilst also caring enough to make these videos so that I CAN sleep
been waiting for this one as sleep ASMR all year so / fucken same /
Also a big thank you to the editors I assume actually watch and cut these together for us which is probably much more shit of a task than I think.
I mean this was the guy who makes kids pissed off lol. I don't think he really cares. He's making money regardless.
You’re insane if you think I’m gonna sit for hours and watch this…..
…..without snacks and drinks.
FINALLY another year of sleep aid.
Do YOU wanna say hello to the cat?
Gaijin! Good to know you have similar taste in sleep aids!
They took the first two off audible for some reason :(
Sometimes Yahtzee is simply too funny for me to use as sleep aid
Finally, another addition to this wonderful series I’ll listen to in the hours of chores I’ll inevitably not want to do
His jabbering when taken line to line can be jolting, and even startling, but once yoy let him fade into the background it's an oddly calming status quo.
I can’t believe how many of these games I saw come out and thought “Yahtzee is going to tear this game a new one,” and he did! I think game developers should watch Yahtzee’s backlog of similar titles whenever they’re looking for ways to remaster or revisit games, as he has a much better idea than they do of where their properties should go. Top notch game reviewing, can’t wait to see how the game devs fuck it up again next year.
I can finally use these as a podcast to go to sleep with
I might subscribe to escapist plus if they offered all of these uncompressed in podcast form.
My favorite jokes Yahtzee does is have something say "Twat" in big bold letters on the front or just going "Well, obnoxious twat--" as a segue.
He just uses the word perfectly.
I'm gonna be listening to this one on the job instead of sleeping.
HEY SAME!!
Thank you Yatzee.
I will be playing zelda while this plays in the background also totally not doing various amounts of dr*gs and or liquor for 4 hours straight. You're the best Aussie game reviewer out there. May you never be demonitized again.
What's that Skippy? A new ZP video collection of all the soul crushing shit, mind numbing dross and occasional cherry in the shit pile released in the previous year? What good news!
Well he IS an extremely tasty marsupial, so he knows when theres good shit about
Whats that skippy? Activision may dissolve into hellfire? What good news
1:15 - Metal Gear Solid VII
4:51 - Super Mario Galaxy vs Paper Luigi
30:30 - Final Fantasy 30
54:34 - The Last Of Us DLC - The Giraffe
1:11:11 - Tekken vs. Batman
1:23:45 - Bloodbrown
1:45:23 - Shin Megami Essay 1
2:02:02 - Red Dead Redemption 2 Remake
2:55:00 - Star Wars - The Wars of Stars
3:43:00 - Zero Education
4:22:12 - Battlefield 1418
Enjoy
this.... is the most depressing year of ZP so far. so many games i was like "wait that was only this year?" and the 2020 top 5s was a real kick in the nads
To be fair, "Russian woman sniper" is a pretty fair stereotype, since a lot of the women in the Soviet military were either snipers or pilots.
Amazing how some whiny pissy man babies don't know this and still claim "there were no women in the war!" Tell it to the Night Witches.
@@theangryholmesian4556 were the night witches at the ground battles while on the ground?
@@Stevie-J Dude the Night Witches are a verified historical fact even from non Soviet sources. You poor little incel facts don't care about your feelings.
@@theangryholmesian4556 yeah lol. very little reason for nazis to also back up soviet propaganda
@@maean7410 Considering that the Night Witches targeted Nazis and the Soviets were fighting the Nazis this exactly. The Nazis talked about the Night Witxhes cause they were terrified of them. And rightfully so.
God, finally something to watch unendingly on loop for the entire year until I've memorised the script.
As an older gentleman, I experience video games through Yathzee & go after his number 1 picks now. Spiritfarer was an incredible experience.
*Thank you for the Content* ! ~ Someone who is also enjoying your books!
Yahtzee's Drinking Gun is my favorite concept of the whole of 2021
Ah with the construction done and the pandemic still in full swing so no more noisy annoying people outside my window when I come home from the night shift, but I can't just fall asleep without Yatzee swearing and using a dozen words to describe a human testicle, Thank you Yatz
Am I the only crackhead who leaves these big compilations running while I clean house or whatever?
We know who we are.
This really is the best birthday present I get every year: unrelenting snark by my favorite misanthrope for four + hours to help me sleep this year. New Year, Yahtzee and Escapist team!
Yahtzee made me listen to Mötley Crüe's "Kickstart my heart" and I am very thankful :)
In 2020 I made a New Year's resolution that whenever someone I watch on UA-cam talks about a song from the 80s or older, I pause the video to go listen to it. It's a great way to broaden your horizons on older music that you haven't been exposed to :)
Admittedly, when he mentioned the screaming whenever something explodes bit, my mind immediately went to the minefield in the Sports Festival arc of My Hero Academia where the characters just spin in the air and then fall to the ground.
I actually just finished playing Serious Sam 4 maybe 20 minutes ago, and yeah, "another Serious Sam game with extra pointless crap added on" is about the sum of it. Now it's time to play everyone's favorite, Serious Sam 2. :D
Good to know I'm not the only one who falls asleep to these reviews
If the number was on in the intro, i would not have known which bloody year he was on about at this point.
Does it matter though? A man insulting games for 4 hours straight is enough for me. I don't need to know such pesky details as 'what game is he talking about'
@@azyrael96 I meant the idea of the years being terrible.
I always love when we get a very rare clarification; the Rift Apart one is hilarious!
YES FINALLY!
I don't watch ZP all year so i can enjoy these annual compilations to the fullest
I love your content Yahtzee.
I love you guys so much for uploading this!
I've been waiting all year for this. Bring it on.
Yay another one to listen to while I go about my life. Thank you Yahtzee
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My that first fifteen seconds was tragically optimistic
I'd argue Borderlands 2 & Tiny Tina's Wonderlands & Minecraft are two games that are definitely equally fun both single player & multiplayer
Hurrah! It's the new video to fall asleep to for 2022. Thanks for supplying me with many interesting dreams about opinionated stick men and video games!
My favorite part of the video is trying to guess when one review ends and another begins.
time for the yearly game of skipping through the video to a random point and figuring out what yahtzee is talking about as fast as possible with no context
2:37:12 if only Yahtz knew this character's last name just means "I get it" that would've probably been a quip or two
Thank you! Tucking in with headphones now to be lured to sleep with creative new expletives
This is like receiving a prescription refill on entertainment and sleeping aid all in one bottle. See you again next year.
Ah, just as I was going to bed, thanks guys
Another one for the ZP playlist. Hell yeah.
Same!
The compilation is amazing, of course. At the same time: 'Super Cyan' sounds less like transcending mortal limitations and more like Bob Ross' family introduced another shade of blue with his name on it for marketing purposes.
Incidentally, “Slow dancing with the air conditioner” is the name of my new Industrial Folk album.
I listen to these repeatedly because I've been a fan of Yatz for fucking years, and it's oddly comforting to listen to this when life is being shit. Basically, it's like Animal Crossing without the weirdness.
Oh good! Time to double check my last year's ZP lore knowledge!
The border around the "2021" on the thumbnail looks like it was drawn to fit around "2020"
I've been waiting for this! Love these compilations
The only game-long escort missions I ever enjoyed were Yoshi's Island and BioShock Infinite.
My gosh, I was JUST watching the 2022 playlist!
The... One video, at this point?
@@Bershee at this point, yes. Previously was a playlist with 50+ videos.
Am I really going to watch all these videos again?
Of course I am!
So great! Listening to this while I work made my day FLY by! I always enjoy this content! :)
Man. Yahtzee complaining about how long it takes to get into a game of golf in Mario Golf Switch is kind of funny. Shows he didn't play Mario Tennis for GBC.
I love, love these compilation videos
It’s only April and I’ve watched this three times
I don't have enough opportunity to use the phrase "going super cyan," but that's not going to stop me
1:39:32
personally i liked ultrakill, fun gun play and decent difficulty and good soundtrack
Me, waiting for the 2022 edition:
1:40:27 "more like a [UA-cam] dress rehearsal"
Coulda done a less distracting censorship beep, lol.
I like the way Corridor Crew puts a muffled scream on top.
Being distracting is the point - that censor sound effect only happens when the censoring is a result of UA-cam demonetizing or taking down the video, as a satirical way of pointing fingers at the reason.
I work as a cable tech, that guy that shows up to fix your internet or cable when it stops working, and I like to put these mega episodes on so I can work to something other then the silence of the freezing cold outside and cause I want to laugh at all the games I saw that were coming out that year and how yahtzees ability to tear apart these horrible games and make it funny as hell to do so.
Another 4 hours of ZPs I've already seen woohoo
At least Borderlands does actually accommodate both single and multiplayer. It is the lazy rout of more baddies spawn and they take a few extra shots to kill but it is at least accommodating to both as opposed to designing the fight for multiple people and tuning down damage output.
Valeu!
Yes! I've been looking forward to this so much
Bloodborne on steam, a man can dream. Should be such an easy pitch since it would make great money in return for a proper port.
o hell yeah, finally a version of yahtzee i can listen to at work
I just finished watching *all* the yearly recap videos and it's quite amusing to watch Yahtzee go through the five stages of grief over and over again with different series and genres. (Except for the ones he hates at first and then finds that one series he gets into.)
Tokyo Jungle is amazing, I am so happy he has not only played the game but enjoyed it, and brought it up again so many years after the PS4 took it out to the shed to Old Yeller.
"I pooed on the rug and I'd do it again" absolutely kills me every time. I haven't laughed so hard in fucking years.
Wow, this is such a great service that you provide. I really appreciate it.
Here I am doing my couple hourlong busywork listening to the 2021 highlight of the different ways a single man can construct metaphors and at the two hour five mark the Ratchet and Clank post-recording correction static transition made me do more than just Rip a Fart
Awesome, only part of the year I look forward to.
ive been waiting for this since thee year started lmao
Been waiting for this cause I'm way too behind on videos this year.
Been waiting all year for this
Just waiting for the every zero punctuation of 2022 to drop any day and listen to that until its committed to memory😂
can we just take a monute to appreciate the almost 4 and a half hours yahtzee gives us every year with just ZP alone
4:08:44 This is the second time I've seen his SMT 5 review and I've only just realized he says 'Use Garu' here. He has to have done that deliberately, right?
Just got done with every ZP 2011, spent 5 minutes searching for something different to watch with dinner and then thought fuckit ima go back to ZP and this was up new ^.^
“Indie can also be short for indecisive”
🤣😂
Fantastic, I almost did something worthwhile with the past 4 hours of my life
Putting this on for the second half of my shift, let’s see if this helps me stay awake
Thanks to Spiritfarer I know what I want for my last meal.
Fried chicken.
🐸
i just need to emphasize Balan Wonderworld's review having the cutest avatar of Yahtzee he could ever have done.
HAH! His hat's too big! :P
I use these clips like some others use white noise or ASMR for sleep! Sooo good!
"DemonS Souls JESUSCHRISTWHYDIDTHEYCALLITTHAT?"
ah yes, another one for the playlist
Thanks!
This is the best part of my year
They did it again folks. They put the 5 at the end of the last video and at the beginning of the next one.
I played this in 1.25 and I can still understand what he's saying.
The jokes are actually funnier in 1.25 for me lol.
he's upped his reading game since 2007
Best day of my year so far!
Thank you and dang you guys got this out fast. Do you just make a copy and add it to the Mega video before the intro?
I was gonna sleep tonight but screw it I'll watch this instead time for popcorn
Well hopefully this year is a better year for gaming
Timesplitters didn't have jump too! But yhatzee, never stop this pace and lyrical waxing so smooth all orifices are taken up
Did anyone else notice how well the rift apart review ran into scarlet nexus. I can’t work out if that was good luck or good management…