Every Zero Punctuation 2010

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  • @Bode2342
    @Bode2342 3 роки тому +215

    00:06 - 2009 Awards
    04:48 - Torchlight
    08:58 - Darksiders
    13:24 - Bayonetta
    17:45 - Dark Void
    21:54 - Borderlands
    26:08 - Mass Effect 2
    30:14 - Dante's Inferno
    34:34 - Bioshock 2
    38:54 - Aliens Vs. Predator
    43:30 - Heavy Rain
    47:57 - Battlefield: Bad Company 2
    52:22 - Final Fantasy XIII
    57:04 - God of War 3
    1:01:37 - Red Steel 2
    1:05:50 - Just Cause 2
    1:10:32 - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
    1:14:54 - Splinter Cell: Conviction
    1:19:22 - Nier
    1:23:56 - Dead to Rights: Retribution
    1:29:09 - Monster Hunter Tri
    1:33:34 - Alan Wake
    1:38:18 - Red Dead Redemption
    1:43:13 - Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
    1:47:45 - E3 2010
    1:52:12 - No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
    1:56:32 - Super Mario Galaxy 2
    2:01:28 - Singularity
    2:05:48 - Crackdown 2
    2:10:07 - Deathspark & Limbo
    2:14:24 - Shadow of the Colossus
    2:18:45 - Split Second: Velocity
    2:23:07 - Transformers: War for Cybertron
    2:27:33 - Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
    2:32:12 - Mafia 2
    2:36:23 - Metroid Other M
    2:40:48 - Video Game Voters Network
    2:42:23 - Halo: Reach
    2:46:37 - Dead Rising 2
    2:50:52 - Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
    2:55:13 - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
    2:59:36 - Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
    3:04:13 - Fallout: New Vegas
    3:09:03 - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2
    3:13:30 - Call of Duty: Black Ops
    3:18:04 - iPhone Games
    3:22:51 - Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
    3:27:33 - Splatterhouse
    3:32:20 - Epic Mickey
    3:37:10 - Holiday 2010

  • @alexz7766
    @alexz7766 5 років тому +684

    28:48 "The writing is solid but then BioWare don't score points for that anymore" Oh how the times have changed.

  • @anakomaru
    @anakomaru 4 роки тому +327

    “What the fuck’s Pestilence gonna do, *cough* on people?”
    Ah, 2010 was a simpler time

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like a fun game

    • @thegrimmarcher202
      @thegrimmarcher202 2 роки тому +20

      For another line that aged like fine moldovan wine see " Come on russia, take the hint. WW3, lets do it!

    • @mackapacka2695
      @mackapacka2695 2 роки тому

      almost had world war 3 just a second ago

    • @SD_yessir
      @SD_yessir Рік тому

      Ah, that simpler time, when airborne contagions apparently didn't exist.

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 5 років тому +159

    These videos save me from having to listen to the ragingly loud intro music, and from having to turn my speakers down for it, and back up after it's finished, every bloody video!

    • @italianmofo4037
      @italianmofo4037 4 роки тому +4

      but the intro is so good

    • @ipsnagi9442
      @ipsnagi9442 3 роки тому +7

      @@italianmofo4037 Yes, music is good but it needs to have the same volume as the rest of the video... which shouldn't be such a difficult task honestly.

    • @jakass
      @jakass 3 роки тому +4

      @@ipsnagi9442 They remedied it. Albeit, late, but it's been fixed

    • @ipsnagi9442
      @ipsnagi9442 3 роки тому +2

      @@jakass I see... I guess it's time for another marathon of ZP then. You know, just to check...

  • @ProjectXa3-1
    @ProjectXa3-1 4 роки тому +380

    I still chuckle at "the story of Kratos: the ancient world's most determined atheist"

  • @felipehonoriobs
    @felipehonoriobs 5 років тому +315

    here's a game:
    pause the video
    put it in a random time
    try to guess WTF is yatzee is talking about by the graphics alone

    • @DawnApon
      @DawnApon 5 років тому +6

      This is great.

    • @pob_42
      @pob_42 5 років тому +6

      Or turn the sound off and do the same

    • @Dice12K
      @Dice12K 5 років тому +5

      A friend and I on discord play this game with screenshots. It's great.

    • @TheBerzekerC
      @TheBerzekerC 5 років тому +1

      Pure gold

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 роки тому +2

      jokes on you, I got a graphic with sam fishers dumb mask thing in it

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 5 років тому +39

    18:18 "Set in an alternative World War 2-- You know, it'd be nice to see a game set, say, in an alternative Napoleonic War for once, where Waterloo was fought on the backs of pterodactyls."
    The Temeraire novels by Naomi Novik is almost exactly like this... It's what happens when a novelist asks, "What if Napoleon could overcompensate for his height by riding on the back of a DRAGON?"

  • @TheDrudgenator
    @TheDrudgenator 5 років тому +60

    This is the exact equivalent of sitting next to that one crazy Guy at the Bus stop and deciding to say hello .

  • @kroolnunusual
    @kroolnunusual 5 років тому +118

    You guys should do a 24/7 stream with the Zero Punctuation back catalog, Funhaus style

    • @jhorkey626
      @jhorkey626 5 років тому +1

      Kevin Kofler good to see another Funhaus fan!

  • @tonycampbell1424
    @tonycampbell1424 3 роки тому +72

    Yahtzee predicted the Star Wars super weapon from episode 7 years in advance. "Glue three death stars together."

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble Рік тому +1

      I mean
      You seem to be forgetting that Lucas' big plot escalation from ROTJ was 'the death star again'
      With the added 'twist' being that it was all a scam initiated by Palpy into tricking the Rebels into overplaying they're hand
      Of ***course*** that's what Star Wars was going to do - its what Star Wars does :P

  • @OVER9005
    @OVER9005 5 років тому +165

    "Someone should probably call them out on this, or the next game will have a heroin going into battle in high-heels and three bits of masking tape" I sometimes forget how forward thinking Yahtzee can be.

    • @SeanBidwell
      @SeanBidwell 4 роки тому +16

      I'd say the guy's a time traveler with how often he predicts this stuff. I know some of it comes from just knowing the market, but still.

    • @kobalt_ren01
      @kobalt_ren01 4 роки тому +16

      Maybe some of Jim Sterling's power rubbed off on him.

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 3 роки тому +7

      Boglins tell Jim the future

  • @novadselir1068
    @novadselir1068 5 років тому +465

    Haha you think 3 hours scares me i watch DnD Podcasts for sport.

    • @YukoValis
      @YukoValis 5 років тому +11

      Except this is with zero punctuation *fanfare* no stopping.

    • @SometimesStrataTea
      @SometimesStrataTea 5 років тому +18

      It scares me that I was literally watching Critical Role season 2 episode 61 RIGHT before this. I'm so pumped to almost be caught up!

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 5 років тому +2

      As in Dungeons and Dragons? Do they have such a podcast?

    • @AzureKite
      @AzureKite 5 років тому +1

      @@chrisdooley6468 there are tons of people that make dnd podcasts

    • @commanderflame4039
      @commanderflame4039 5 років тому +1

      Legend

  • @crazeh8
    @crazeh8 5 років тому +149

    I am still a gelatinous creature who likes Warhammer 40k.

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 5 років тому +16

      I became one last year, and still don't like darksiders

    • @netkat7486
      @netkat7486 5 років тому

      @@mrjack901 word

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 4 роки тому +12

      WH40k fans are split between people who get it and like to have fun with the over the top ridiculousness of it all and people who don't get it and to whom the setting is their super edgelord wet dream.

    • @zer0026
      @zer0026 3 роки тому

      @@Person01234 that second group are just strawmen and you know it

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 3 роки тому +4

      @@zer0026 no, otherwise I wouldn't have said it. They exist.

  • @dontmindme5879
    @dontmindme5879 5 років тому +26

    I watched he entire thing, Yatzhees voice is great for nap time, then you wake up to some good content, these full year reviews I listen to like a bedtime podcast 😂🤷🏾‍♀️😍

    • @jhorkey626
      @jhorkey626 5 років тому

      Don't Mind Me same lol

  • @Jayyemi
    @Jayyemi 2 роки тому +9

    The running joke of continually getting Isaac Clarke's name wrong gets me every time

  • @benwhite5042
    @benwhite5042 5 років тому +26

    1:07:07 they edited it! They changed it from "reanacting the columbine massacre on a government soldier's face" to just "reanacting the massacre on a government soldier's face"

    • @grimreefer9324
      @grimreefer9324 4 роки тому

      There are a few jokes like that that get edited out.

  • @slavic2819
    @slavic2819 3 роки тому +22

    Its pretty awesome that his style hasn’t changed for 11+ years.

    • @crazyg5728
      @crazyg5728 Рік тому

      The visual package does not matter if it is good enough to serve its purpose of presenting the contents inside. Altho that means there needs to be good and meaningful contents to present.
      And because stylised visuals age gracefully.
      Come to think of it, i wish other creators regarded this as true. Publishers, rather.

    • @anon8740
      @anon8740 Рік тому

      ​@@crazyg5728I think they also mean the style of writing and delivery

  • @SxC97
    @SxC97 4 роки тому +15

    "What the fuck is Pestilence going to do? Cough on people?"
    Me watching this in quarantine: 😐

  • @olo9127
    @olo9127 3 роки тому +13

    3:09:41 "...since the Shindler's List easy bake oven"

  • @thatdapperfellow
    @thatdapperfellow 5 років тому +5

    I like that this ends with a clipshow of clips from the video we are currently watching.

  • @edeyboy2931
    @edeyboy2931 4 роки тому +36

    It is hard to believe that Yahtzee was ten years younger when he made these vids. To me he's always been exactly the same. Same humour, same cynicism, same voice (provided sound quality is up to par).

  • @jarlkaze
    @jarlkaze 4 роки тому +16

    I want all the years for Zero Puntuaction. So I can listen to them while playing games with grating sountracks

  • @Billyasbob
    @Billyasbob 5 років тому +100

    Thank you Yahtzee for reminding me my mum doesn’t love me

  • @fernandolemon9204
    @fernandolemon9204 5 років тому +14

    And I thought *before* that you had too much time. It still amazes me how you can manage to do so much work at the same time, yet consistently manage to meet deadlines. I don't know how you do it, but I'm jealous.

  • @GameHammerCG
    @GameHammerCG 2 роки тому +4

    “What’s Pestilence going to do, cough on people?”
    Thanks, Yahtz. Thanks for giving 2020 ideas.

  • @GAPIntoTheGame
    @GAPIntoTheGame 5 років тому +18

    I'd like to point out that you've made a mistake: Nier Aoutomata appears on the thumbnail, but that game came out on 2017 so it is not apart of the 2010 recap

  • @jacobtebbe4435
    @jacobtebbe4435 4 роки тому +14

    Ah, back in 2010, when suggesting Keanu Reaves would play a character was an insult rather than a nice bloody steak to be thrown to the rabid hordes of fanboys and fangirls and send them into a frenzy. The John Wick series did a lot to change the general perspective on him.

  • @OmegaSoypreme
    @OmegaSoypreme 5 років тому +20

    Nice. I was just in the middle of a Yahtzee binge.

  • @mikemerrick4026
    @mikemerrick4026 3 роки тому +29

    4:38
    Almost 10 and a half years on, this sign-off has only really gotten more poignant.

  • @CodingItWrong
    @CodingItWrong 2 роки тому +3

    The "It's like renaming Master Chief to Elisabeth" bit really got me 😂

  • @knowlegablesalmon7963
    @knowlegablesalmon7963 3 роки тому +15

    “What’s pestilence going to do, cough on you?” Aged like either fine wine or milk. Haven’t decided yet.

  • @Aavenell
    @Aavenell 5 років тому +7

    From what I can tell, they've censored the music in the New Vegas review (understandable, probably some copyright nonsense) and the Schindler's List EZ Bake Oven joke from the Force Unleashed 2 review.

  • @ryanjones_rheios
    @ryanjones_rheios 5 років тому +1

    I rewatched this over several viewings and Yatzhee is as delightful as the enjoyment I gain from knowing he knows about 1/3rd of what he's talking about, at least 50% of the time. So 1/6 of what he's talking about, but his voice and cadence are so musical as to lull me into listening anyway.

  • @DDCDV010
    @DDCDV010 5 років тому +5

    Zero Punctuation in 2010 was very dead pan. When he showed emotion it felt more impactful. Nowadays, he gives impact everytime he breathes.

  • @radioaftermaththeband
    @radioaftermaththeband Рік тому +10

    "This is the last Halo game," oh you sweet summer child.

  • @Arto257
    @Arto257 5 років тому +29

    3:04:40 Did they seriously replace that nice, lively jazz with _that?_ That's a bit depressing.

    • @ShyBug42
      @ShyBug42 5 років тому

      Ah

    • @kylejscheffler
      @kylejscheffler 5 років тому +1

      Content ID is a bitch, no?

    • @thatserbbloke2268
      @thatserbbloke2268 5 років тому +5

      In case you were wondering, the name of that song is "In the Mood" by the Glenn Miller band

  • @benr773
    @benr773 5 років тому +2

    Anybody notice the audio feedback error at 2:09:44? I can hear it with headphones in and triple checked that it was the video and nothing else

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 3 роки тому +5

    They cut the joke off of the “most grossly mishandled and offensive application of intellectual property” before it got to the punchline: “The Schindler’s List easy bake oven.” during the Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 review.

    • @ScootsMcDootson
      @ScootsMcDootson 2 роки тому +1

      Its also weird that they left the set up for the joke in the clips at the end, with the punchline being cutout, rather than just cutting out the entire clip.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 2 роки тому

      @@ScootsMcDootson yeah it’s really annoying.

  • @Cheesypotato57
    @Cheesypotato57 5 років тому +39

    "...than the Schindler's List Easy-Bake Oven."

    • @TrueTgirl
      @TrueTgirl 5 років тому +8

      I was so disappointed when that sentence didn't continue.

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes 4 роки тому +5

    So did Escapist just forget about the _Amnesia: Dark Descent_ review, or was I not paying attention??

  • @thomaskirkness-little5809
    @thomaskirkness-little5809 5 років тому +17

    It's weird which lines get cut out these days.

  • @NaudaBase
    @NaudaBase 5 років тому +13

    Thanks for the mega-compilations! Would love timestamps tho, cant afford to watch all of it at once, and sometimes I really want to see a specific reaction that marked me :p

    • @Bershee
      @Bershee 3 роки тому +1

      There's every video available individually, you know...

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 5 років тому +27

    Yahtzee: *"The game froze up! I mean, my life froze up!"*
    Me: *Dies from laughter induced asphyxiation.*

  • @DoctorDex
    @DoctorDex 4 роки тому +3

    Randomly skipping around turns this video into a fun Yahtzee soundboard xD

  • @nejinaji
    @nejinaji 5 років тому +82

    these videos save me a lot of clicking hah

    • @gustavowadaslopes2479
      @gustavowadaslopes2479 5 років тому

      Not for me.
      I'm to anxious and compulsively pause to much of my watchable content.
      This just makes me pause more T_T

  • @Gegengrupenfuhrur
    @Gegengrupenfuhrur 3 роки тому +3

    9:45 "what is pestilence going to do", cough on people"? We here in 2021 have seen exactly what pestilence has been up too...

  • @ionicisere2458
    @ionicisere2458 4 роки тому +2

    Part of the fun is trying to figure out when one ended and the others started. Bonus points if you can tell the game before he actually says it. Take a shot if you didn't, you'll be drunk within half a hour.

  • @kidumby7599
    @kidumby7599 5 років тому +67

    Shoutout to the usual censorship discourse taking place, like. I mean I get it, but the original videos are... still there... and on the site...

    • @brian3634
      @brian3634 5 років тому

      What do you mean?

    • @Wipeout325
      @Wipeout325 5 років тому +15

      Byron the best 1:07:13 is the first i noticed, they’ve attempted to remove a reference to the columbine massacre but done it very poorly.
      They’ve done this in the other compilations too.
      Really if you want a Zero Punctuation compilation use the ones Fellman created that other people have reuploaded

    • @dacknostrum
      @dacknostrum 5 років тому +1

      I plan on doing that, I'm just here to see how they censor it to have a proper reason to stay with the anti censorship people, just because something is censored as long as it doesn't ruin anything it can be ok, but more often than not, the how is more jarring and irritating than any why could ever be.

    • @An_Amazing_Login5036
      @An_Amazing_Login5036 5 років тому +7

      Censorship is still the wrong word to use and it annoys me. Censorship is a state banning/prohibiting speech in a Public space.
      UA-cam is not a public space or a state authority despite how it may seem, and everything here happens with google’s blessing. Nor are they prohibiting or even pressuring the Escapist to do any editing, as far as it seems.
      Whine about incompleteness and I might think about it, but you can still bingewatch the archives if you really want to.

  • @BillsTheory
    @BillsTheory 3 роки тому +1

    It always throws me when I hear parts of the videos that have been edited since the original release, sometimes I can somewhat understand but still its pretty obvious, or maybe I've watch these videos too many times

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 3 роки тому +5

    Poor poor 2010's Yahtzee, innocent and hopeful for Duke nukem forever

  • @domh4201
    @domh4201 4 роки тому +4

    52:20 perhaps respect is the wrong... BEING A HIGHLY RESPECTED GAME REVIEWER

  • @CodingItWrong
    @CodingItWrong 2 роки тому +2

    Ah 2010, the year of mobile gaming that actually had some innovation.

  • @Cherub91
    @Cherub91 3 роки тому +2

    It’s funny seeing this considering the games reviewed are 10 years old and a lot of things have aged but something that hasnt is the fact that he has a hatred for sandbox for good reason lol

  • @Hippic
    @Hippic 4 роки тому +3

    2:09:39 someone brought their phone to the office that day! 😄

  • @typhoonzebra
    @typhoonzebra 5 років тому +39

    I hope they didn't censor this collection like they did with the 2008 one.

    • @kylerclarke2689
      @kylerclarke2689 5 років тому +2

      They need to make money mate get over it

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra 5 років тому +11

      @@kylerclarke2689 I know _why_ people censor things... I said I'd rather they didn't.

    • @Kalgert
      @Kalgert 5 років тому +8

      @@kylerclarke2689 Shit excuse making, but okay, whatever.

    • @pandarin6206
      @pandarin6206 5 років тому +7

      Unfortunately they did. They got rid of one of my favorite jokes from the Dante’s Inferno review. :/

    • @pandarin6206
      @pandarin6206 5 років тому +9

      TyphoonZebra 49:24 there is a rather laughable example of censorship here, where a censor bar is added a few seconds AFTER the image appears.

  • @HoneyHeartstrings
    @HoneyHeartstrings 5 років тому +1

    The change to the music that accompanies the Day cards during the Fallout: New Vegas review is really jarring... 3:04:35

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 років тому +3

    What a great year that was

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 5 років тому +8

    GOOD GOD BREATHE MAN!!!

  • @mrpages6384
    @mrpages6384 5 років тому +4

    Ah, the memories.

  • @domh4201
    @domh4201 3 роки тому +1

    3:13:30 because the original black ops review got age restricted for whatever reason so I’m time stamping it here so it can be viewed.
    43:31 heavy rain lol

  • @Rawen1982
    @Rawen1982 5 років тому +4

    I love these compilations :D

  • @zainlookboonmee
    @zainlookboonmee 3 роки тому +3

    He sounds so young

  • @Thagesthoughts
    @Thagesthoughts 4 роки тому +9

    Man, that Mass Effect 2 review did NOT age well... I mean, the game itself aged splendidly, but the tangent about Bioware's integrity as a developer... feelsbadman.

  • @lucasv5359
    @lucasv5359 4 роки тому +4

    the stan lee part is very sad now that he is dead :(

  • @Intecris
    @Intecris 5 років тому +2

    Mans straight murdered us Warhammer 40k players... 😭😭😭

  • @thomaskirkness-little5809
    @thomaskirkness-little5809 4 роки тому +6

    It's weird that they edit out jokes and credits but not repeated mentions of books.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 роки тому +1

      I think it’s because the jokes are seen as “to offensive” or something.

  • @AngelFluff723
    @AngelFluff723 5 років тому +1

    Did you know Yathzee has written a book? Well he has written a book. A book he has written. Written a book he has.

  • @NekoiNemo
    @NekoiNemo 5 років тому +11

    3:09:40 They cut out the Schindler's List Easy Bake Oven joke!! Damn, i wonder how much more content got cut out of those compilations...

    • @PhilXavierSierraJones
      @PhilXavierSierraJones 5 років тому

      Original video please?

    • @NekoiNemo
      @NekoiNemo 5 років тому +2

      @@PhilXavierSierraJones Are you really too fucking lazy to type "zero punctuation force unleashed 2" into the search bar above the damn video? If so - here you go: ua-cam.com/video/bB3rwPoDYo4/v-deo.html

    • @AngelFluff723
      @AngelFluff723 5 років тому

      Alot.

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 5 років тому +4

      @@AngelFluff723 sure, if 15 seconds over the course of three hours counts as "a lot" ...
      They cut this joke and a columbine joke and maybe one more i didn't notice.
      not defending, but it's hardly a lot.

  • @sleeplessknight2260
    @sleeplessknight2260 4 роки тому +2

    On GOD I always forget that yahtzee never finished the tutorial on MH3

  • @EWIK_-hg4ln
    @EWIK_-hg4ln 3 роки тому +3

    Holy shit, ‘memba kinectimals?

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls 2 роки тому

    "What's pestilence gonna do?" I think we're currently living through that.

  • @Whitewing89
    @Whitewing89 4 роки тому +1

    he is right though sands of time is Soooooooooooo good.

  • @Mr-Mania
    @Mr-Mania 4 роки тому

    "You wonder why they even call it resident evil 4." Actually one of the original builds of re4 was such a departure that they named it into Devil May Cry and made that

  • @postjm9
    @postjm9 3 роки тому

    I find myself wondering about a few glaring edits where part is just cut out without any indication - the audio just jumps ahead.
    I never remember to note which reviews they are so I can try to figure out what was cut.

  • @darkjakiller1991
    @darkjakiller1991 4 роки тому +3

    So "His Majesty's Dragon" by Naomi Novik is a book series about the Napoleonic Wars fought on the backs of dragons...if anyone is interested.

  • @ShinigamiofExcellence
    @ShinigamiofExcellence Рік тому +1

    This is kinda an odd question, but i'd love to know what Yahtzee's ideas are on the best way to implement roleplaying in a mostly linear game, WITHOUT relying on a half-baked moral choice system. Totally not asking for my own writing benefit or anything....

  • @raosthegray7090
    @raosthegray7090 5 років тому +2

    4:35 hi welcome to 2019

  • @mateosamarati8679
    @mateosamarati8679 4 роки тому +1

    - So what's the point of having 2 separate experience levels?
    - Well, it's like my right hand on a Sunday night
    - Why's that?
    - Cuz it beats the fuck out of me!

  • @jordanj809
    @jordanj809 4 роки тому

    And with this video I have now seen Zero Punctuation ever to exist. Guess now I'll have to find something else to fill the empty moments in day.

    • @FringeSpectre
      @FringeSpectre 4 роки тому

      Fill it with all of the jokes cut out from these compilations

  • @redrum86
    @redrum86 Рік тому

    17:00 It makes me wonder if Pac-Man is about mental illness. You run around a maze-like room, eating pills to avoid/defeat ghosts who chase you relentlessly. But you can never escape.

  • @dr.nihilus2632
    @dr.nihilus2632 5 років тому +19

    Very glad you’re uploading these but, stop editing out jokes.

  •  5 років тому +11

    go to Sleep listening to Yahtzee

    • @theatomiclemon1
      @theatomiclemon1 5 років тому +2

      I do it too. Still waiting to have a dream induced where Yahtzee calls my dreams uncreative, unfocused and boring.

    • @inventor4279
      @inventor4279 4 роки тому

      i do it to.......every night......for the last 4 months.......i cant sleep anymore if im not listening to his voice

  • @user-nj9mh7ly2n
    @user-nj9mh7ly2n 5 років тому +9

    What happened to the Schindler's list EZ/bake oven?

  • @kobalt_ren01
    @kobalt_ren01 5 років тому

    18:18 I wonder if anyone got Crimson Skies to work on modern systems, never worked on even my PC from 2004 with a slightly newer graphics card in.

  • @shadowstrider42
    @shadowstrider42 3 роки тому

    I dunno why i keep waiting for a pause to stop the video and go live life for a bit, THERE IS NO PAUSE!

  • @Harrii
    @Harrii 5 років тому

    they cut out the line "The most grossly offensive and mishandled application of intellectual property since The Schindler's list easy-bake oven." from star wars force unleashed 2

  • @davidmichaelescobedopachec794
    @davidmichaelescobedopachec794 5 років тому +3

    Now this is one way to pass the time at church.
    Hurray for Z.P.!

    • @revfunk8823
      @revfunk8823 5 років тому

      That's your first mistake....church

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 Рік тому +2

    The cowards cut out "the Shindler's list Easybake oven".

  • @BigNes445
    @BigNes445 5 років тому

    I can’t even tell where one episode ends and one begins

  • @toastedmarshmallowanimatio7725
    @toastedmarshmallowanimatio7725 4 роки тому +4

    i know this is loud and sweary but i fell asleep listening to this

  • @whateverjustposting
    @whateverjustposting 2 роки тому +1

    holy shit this was a good year for gaming

  • @KatonRyu
    @KatonRyu 4 роки тому +1

    "What the fuck is Pestilence going to do, cough on people?!"
    Meanwhile, in 2020...

  • @Pr0manStream
    @Pr0manStream 5 років тому +4

    9:30 - Pestilence is not an original horseman of the apocalypse, conquest is.

    • @egamruf
      @egamruf 5 років тому +1

      Is this point really worth taking? I mean at best we can say that... maybe you're right? After all, the bible doesn't name any of them except Death. The moniker 'conquest' comes from a passage (I've leeched this from wiki, so apologies to anyone whose bible it doesn't match): "I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest."
      By the same metric you could equally call him the archer couldn't you?
      In ancient times the preferred interpretation was 'conquest', but more modern people prefer 'pestilence' - wiki claims this is because some interpretations of the bible mention the riders having power over 'plague' and they wanted to attribute that capacity to someone. Who knows what his correct name is, eh?

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 років тому +2

      @@egamruf its Jim... My dad works in heaven and he told me.

    • @egamruf
      @egamruf 5 років тому

      @@TheReZisTLust Oh sweet! Direct connection! There we are then; proof positive.

  • @endothegreatthief4432
    @endothegreatthief4432 4 роки тому +1

    They changed the music in the New Vegas review
    This is BLASPHEMY

  • @maxvitor7023
    @maxvitor7023 4 роки тому +1

    2:20:00 That's probably the most diabolical thing I ever heard it...

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic 4 роки тому +3

    you know, Yahtzees cynicism for both the gaming industry and the future in general is really eye opening when his statements more often than no presented as jokes, actually end up being almost prophetic in tone when watched today

    • @grimreefer9324
      @grimreefer9324 4 роки тому

      The fact that a decent portion of his sarcastic quips becomes true is worrying

    • @sportsjefe
      @sportsjefe 3 роки тому

      @@grimreefer9324 "I know people will tell me I'm just a misery-guts who expects too much of everything, but fuck you! You know where we end up if we all stop expecting much?"

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 3 роки тому

      I assume he predicts things the same way The Simpsons did: go for the most ridiculous joke you can think of and watch reality twist itself in front of your eyes.

  • @pundemon9659
    @pundemon9659 5 років тому +2

    As a second-generation thalidomide baby I'm impressed Yahtzee knows what that means

    • @revfunk8823
      @revfunk8823 5 років тому +1

      Second generation eh??? So only 3 extra limbs I assume?

    • @Asaski09
      @Asaski09 3 роки тому +1

      Damn dude get well soon 🙏

    • @pundemon9659
      @pundemon9659 3 роки тому +2

      @@revfunk8823 No lie, Mom went into labor with me at 4.5 months. They had to keep her contractions suppressed until they thought I could survive, and when I was finally born (still like a month early), I was so small that she had to swaddle me in a beanie cap! Had a healthy life after that until 2012, when we found out I was born with the lupus gene, it had just been dormant until the college stress got at it. It's manageable, and I get by, just ignore the absolutely ridiculous number of meds I'm taking lmao. I'm a tough binch tho!

    • @pundemon9659
      @pundemon9659 3 роки тому +1

      @@Asaski09 Thanks dude! I'm lucky that I came from tough stock.

    • @Asaski09
      @Asaski09 3 роки тому +1

      @@pundemon9659 no doubt! A timely reminder for yours truly - better people than you have endured worse and resurfaced stronger. Keep on keepin' on, fella, rooting for ya!

  • @PiccadillyBlue
    @PiccadillyBlue 5 років тому +15

    Oh boy can't wait to see what jokes got censored in this one.

    • @PiccadillyBlue
      @PiccadillyBlue 5 років тому +5

      Reenact the --- Massacre. God damnit.

    • @barrbrown12
      @barrbrown12 4 роки тому +1

      The music in the Fallout: New Vegas got changed to some random public domain jazz instead of the 50's big band music

  • @adams6919
    @adams6919 2 роки тому

    4:36
    its almost 2022 and i don't think much has changed from here.

  • @ItsHyomoto
    @ItsHyomoto 3 роки тому +1

    16:29 - Yahtzee is a chocolate bar confirmed.