Big Tiddy Goth Gf if you look up chocolate can be used as a poison but you’d need to eat like 50 bars there’s a chemical in the coco I can’t remeber exactly
If you grab a goose the way you grab a chicken it will reach around with it’s snakey neck and bite you. To me I think one hand should be around the neck and the other tucked around the body.
9 times out of ten the fish would already be dead or fatally wounded with no chances of healing up properly. Go fuck yourself, police hating snowflake.
Three Geese in a trenchcoat disguised as a Japanese man, in-prisoned in a maximum security facility, and covered in hair grease to fit through the giant hole in the ceiling*
Sick bastards keep breaking in while I'm sleeping and taxidermin' themselves just to piss me off and get me in trouble. It ain't right, officer, it just ain't right!
you should see jessiah when he isnt gentle. he could have brandished that goose like a flail. he was just having a good day and felt generous enough to show some mercy.
It's not like we got a fish shortage. I feel like if you're killing and eating your own food then you should be left alone. I don't believe in wasting so you shouldn't kill animals just for entertainment but if you're gonna respect and utilize all of the animal by all means be self sufficient. If things turn to shit they'll be the ones with the survival skills.
Bruh, the officer literally said in the video that there were a lot of people "Fishing and catching as many as they can. It's a declining resource" so in their area they actually do have a fish shortage (or a strong possibility of one). It might seem ridiculous stopping one guy from fishing, but he's not the only one being chastized, just the only one on film. More people in their area are hooking their dinner, get too many doing that and there's an actual threat to the local population of the wildlife. Gotta leave some of the big strong fish in the stream to breed next year's population, but hungry folk will most likely catch the biggest ones they can get and not think about what'll happen when they're scarce. Besides, the officer didn't say he couldn't fish at all, just that he needed a liscense and that there was a limit to how many he could kill. He still gets to eat, and there'll still be fish populating the stream for years to come as long as they aren't overhunted or driven out/killed by pollution. It's okay to do stuff in moderation sometimes, preserving nature means also ensuring our own survival in the future, because you can't hunt what's dead and gone, right?
don't discriminate hate everyone equally actually unregulated hunting and fishing can cause a decline in various species and can fatally damage an ecosystem. That's actually the primary reason that those laws are in place. Many places have laws regulating them by species too so you can usually go home with a fuckton of fish depending. Whether it's for sport (which I also am not a fan of) or because you like antelope jerky, you're still killing something that is a part of an ecosystem you're not a part of and can be damaging. Hell, that's why you can get fined and even receive jail time if you get caught having killed or trapped an endangered species. Conservation and what not. I grew up in a family of hunters in Wyoming, and a majority of the people in that state hunt and/or fish, so I'm well acquainted with it. Fun fact, Coyotes and prairie dogs are legally pests in Wyoming and you can hunt them without a license. There are also fish species that are considered pests (or invasive) and can be caught freely. Those typically aren't good for eating though.
Happy Elsen so the solution is to tax the fishing by requiring license and this will save eco system similar to how increased taxation helps with global warming.
As a canadian with terrifying Geese across the country, I was just sitting there questioning how that animal police guy had the bravery to wrangle that goose sucessfully.
Perhaps they were already dead, tho if you won't let the guy have them I still think realising them back dead or alive will have a good impact on the environment, such a waste he throw them out
@@catman9043 they were dying, you can't keep that many fish in a little bucket alive there is no oxygen in the water for them. That's why a boat livewell airates the water
So I was driving down i4 with my girlfriend and I saw this sign, an advertisement for this little faimly restraunt called boardwalk burgers. Nothing extraordinary just a little burger joint, where homeless people throw some burger Pattys on the formen, and I look at this sign I analyse it and with my razor sharp wits I say: boardwalk burgers more like bored burgers cause those burgers aren't having any fun.
I'm a conservation law enforcement student at my college and an avid viewer of your streams, so it does my heart good to know you like the field I'm going into in a couple years.
Got here 20 seconds after the vid released so maybe I have a chance of you seeing this. I love your vids, man. Thanks for always bringing a smile to my day.
You know, while it seems silly on paper, this job is still super important. We need people like these guys in order to preserve and protect the shrinking wildlife on our planet. While these guys aren’t going around kicking doors they still play an important role. Props to them.
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Yes, there are many animals that are immune to poison/ venom. If a dog eats a toad, they get horrendously sick, but there are many different species of snakes specifically evolved to eat toads. Cobras are some of the most venomous snakes on earth, but Honey Badgers can easily shake off a bite; they actually hunt and eat cobras.
1:12 this part is funny cuz I was thinking to my self “ well I mean you live in Florida, there are like 4 laws there”. To people who are unaware this is a joke
Dumbest shit I've ever seen? U have a brain or were u born like that? Regulation is required because we as humans are known to run animals into extinction. Fuckn dumb fuck
@@manuelsputnik guy was just fishing, its not like he was using a fucking net to catch thousands of fish and destroy the ecosystem, he just caught around 15 fish.
Adriano de Souza Ramos The reason that those laws to protect the environment isn’t to just ruin someone’s day. They’re there because if everyone fished 15 fish every time we’d run out of fish.
Game Wardens are a state police agency with greater jurisdiction than most, and are killed more often percentage wise than regular cops. So yeah, they are real cops.
God North Woods Law is the show I put on to run in the background whenever I'm doing something. I love when cute animals are involved (unless they die. that shit sucks when there isn't anything they can do for the animal and they end up having to put it down :( ). I think one of my fave episodes is the one where a game warden is like, tracking? A moose, and when he releases it and the anasthetic wears off, the moose just straight up attacks him - knocks him down and stomps on him a little before fucking off (it was just a young moose, didn't even have antlers).
"Is poison deadly to all animals or just dogs?"
-Einstein, probably
Deathly*
This comment almost killed me
This was a direct quote from young Jesus
Xqc moment
Loool
I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing there’s people that taxidermize owls illegally.
@@rykeng7923 PAY UR TAXIS!
I’m barely able to sleep with the fact that people catch five times what’s legally allowed in fishing. It truly is a dark world.
What does that mean im confused
Mobster Chicken I believe that the word you are looking for is “Poach”.
GETSTRAIGHTHIGH no that is not the word he ment
“Is poison deathly to all animal or just dogs?”
“Is chocolate deathly to all dogs?”
Nice 😎
Your profile picture and name is petty epic dude
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this.
Big Tiddy Goth Gf if you look up chocolate can be used as a poison but you’d need to eat like 50 bars there’s a chemical in the coco I can’t remeber exactly
Thank god, I know someone else had to hear it
TheMomot91 last time I trust a random link
"Hey let's go on a journey
Into the world of owl taxidermy"
-Dr. Seuss
Michaelfh 570 ikr what a weeb ☺️
Charlie’s commentating is better than anything CinemaSins can ever come up with
Darn.
So true
Unlike CinemaSins, Charlie knows how to lap dance.
If I see you one more time in the comment sections ima ganna say ur gay. LOL EPIC GOT HIM THERE
@@YoungAlienBoy please go away and stop spamming comments it's rude
That guy grabbing the goose by its neck had me in shambles
Yeah dolan dark
If you grab a goose the way you grab a chicken it will reach around with it’s snakey neck and bite you. To me I think one hand should be around the neck and the other tucked around the body.
no way it’s kadz I’m a part of ur discord server lol
@@thomasthewr4318 pog
@@Kadz can i get a pog
"Is poison deathly to all animals or just dogs?"
I was as confused as he was 😄
Then he said "Is chocolate poisonous to all dogs?". Nice job, Charlie.
really funny but true
Cops: "Its important to preserve the fishes"
Also cops:
*takes them out of the water bucket and throws them in evidence bags*
9 times out of ten the fish would already be dead or fatally wounded with no chances of healing up properly.
Go fuck yourself, police hating snowflake.
Joey Karate shut up snowflake
I dont hate on the police, youre assuming, and im just pointing out the irony
@@charleslindberg829
all cops are bastards though
scars4all no u, snowflake
“Illegal owl taxidermy”
I bet you that was the first time someone has ever said that apart from the title
gorrilla booty chicken nugget
He was illegally taxidermied
That may Ex's Nickname
it’s more common than you think
Why'd my comment get deleted
@@TheSwordbird98sPage Prove it
"I forgot about the restraining order"
Penguinz0- 2019
"forgot" 😏👀
you mean bootleg keanu reeves
You're gonna be seeing that duck on the next episode of Prison Breakout
Goose*
Weird Dog*
“Prison beakout”
Three Geese in a trenchcoat disguised as a Japanese man, in-prisoned in a maximum security facility, and covered in hair grease to fit through the giant hole in the ceiling*
2:27 "Is poison deathly to all animals or just dogs?" one of my favorite quotes from Charlie.
Fun fact: DNR officers actually are federal and have more power than regular cops.
I'm trying to get into being a game warden. It feels like my calling.
Screw the fish-pigs.
42nd 👍
Those damn owls always sneaking into my house and getting me in trouble.
Sick bastards keep breaking in while I'm sleeping and taxidermin' themselves just to piss me off and get me in trouble. It ain't right, officer, it just ain't right!
They murder our gladiator mice too! Now how will we pay rent?!
Hope none of them dropped you a letter from Hogwarts.
Dude, this one owl snuck into my house with a bag of coke, then made me snort it, and left as soon as the cops came.
Keanu Reeves has blessed us with a new video
Uh actual that's Kylo Ren
Discount Keanu Reeves
Hello also you are correct
I'm surprised Charlie didn't know about needing a license to wield fleshlights.
Now the FBI. will throw him in fort Knox for this blasphemy
Penguinz makes the most effortless content and still makes them the funniest on the platform
I thought that dude asked “can you imagine being Anne Franked by a bear”.
I thought people could be dragged to labor camps by bears only in Russia.
Now to gently release the Goose back into it's enclosure...
Officer: Y E E T
you should see jessiah when he isnt gentle. he could have brandished that goose like a flail. he was just having a good day and felt generous enough to show some mercy.
@@roflstompin That mental image is fucking great
“Thats my food.”
“You can only have 5”
this some communist shit 😳😳
It's not like we got a fish shortage. I feel like if you're killing and eating your own food then you should be left alone. I don't believe in wasting so you shouldn't kill animals just for entertainment but if you're gonna respect and utilize all of the animal by all means be self sufficient. If things turn to shit they'll be the ones with the survival skills.
Bruh, the officer literally said in the video that there were a lot of people "Fishing and catching as many as they can. It's a declining resource" so in their area they actually do have a fish shortage (or a strong possibility of one). It might seem ridiculous stopping one guy from fishing, but he's not the only one being chastized, just the only one on film. More people in their area are hooking their dinner, get too many doing that and there's an actual threat to the local population of the wildlife. Gotta leave some of the big strong fish in the stream to breed next year's population, but hungry folk will most likely catch the biggest ones they can get and not think about what'll happen when they're scarce. Besides, the officer didn't say he couldn't fish at all, just that he needed a liscense and that there was a limit to how many he could kill. He still gets to eat, and there'll still be fish populating the stream for years to come as long as they aren't overhunted or driven out/killed by pollution. It's okay to do stuff in moderation sometimes, preserving nature means also ensuring our own survival in the future, because you can't hunt what's dead and gone, right?
don't discriminate hate everyone equally actually unregulated hunting and fishing can cause a decline in various species and can fatally damage an ecosystem. That's actually the primary reason that those laws are in place. Many places have laws regulating them by species too so you can usually go home with a fuckton of fish depending. Whether it's for sport (which I also am not a fan of) or because you like antelope jerky, you're still killing something that is a part of an ecosystem you're not a part of and can be damaging. Hell, that's why you can get fined and even receive jail time if you get caught having killed or trapped an endangered species. Conservation and what not. I grew up in a family of hunters in Wyoming, and a majority of the people in that state hunt and/or fish, so I'm well acquainted with it. Fun fact, Coyotes and prairie dogs are legally pests in Wyoming and you can hunt them without a license. There are also fish species that are considered pests (or invasive) and can be caught freely. Those typically aren't good for eating though.
Happy Elsen so the solution is to tax the fishing by requiring license and this will save eco system similar to how increased taxation helps with global warming.
As a canadian with terrifying Geese across the country, I was just sitting there questioning how that animal police guy had the bravery to wrangle that goose sucessfully.
REAL Canadian here, geese are nothing but ankle biters and bad boxers 😤
@@mook3204 the meek and mild canadian vs the canadian woods bandit
@@supertrashgamergirl2690 💀💀
He had a goose net, do you have a goose net?
Like on you, whenever geese are around, and also a van, to store the geese.
you're only allowed to keep 5 fish, so we're gonna leave them on the ground, dying, let you pick five, then throw the rest in the trash
Perhaps they were already dead, tho if you won't let the guy have them I still think realising them back dead or alive will have a good impact on the environment, such a waste he throw them out
@@thenightmare7316 No, they werent dead- minute 1.36
@@catman9043 they were dying, you can't keep that many fish in a little bucket alive there is no oxygen in the water for them. That's why a boat livewell airates the water
@@austin5060 i know they are, but policemans kill them too
In situations like this, the rest of the fish/meat are usually donated to local restaurants.
"What are those, like, ferret bears?"
-Charlie
Tree Sauce I wanna say they're... pine martins?
@@dboot8886 they are yeah, super brutal little lads, those fuckers hunt and kill raccoons like nothing else
@@dboot8886 is that a dr Seuss
Creature?
Its a mink fool
@@dboot8886 Imma just call them Bearrets xD
So I was driving down i4 with my girlfriend and I saw this sign, an advertisement for this little faimly restraunt called boardwalk burgers. Nothing extraordinary just a little burger joint, where homeless people throw some burger Pattys on the formen, and I look at this sign I analyse it and with my razor sharp wits I say: boardwalk burgers more like bored burgers cause those burgers aren't having any fun.
orca green I get the reference
got em
que?
@@pelufaz8435 c'est drôle 😂🤣🤣🤣😁😆😆😂😂
@Zeika its not even his joke. this has been reused literally tens of millions of times in the history of the internet.
I'm a conservation law enforcement student at my college and an avid viewer of your streams, so it does my heart good to know you like the field I'm going into in a couple years.
That moment when everyday your parents unironically record and watch this on TV...
It's good stuff.
Im from new hampshire so im legally obligated to watch this
@@hoticeparty New Hampshire gang
@@josepheischen2823 New Hampshire gang rise up
I can't believe I just found this amazing channel right now, where have you been all this time??
He's been right here! Your only like 9 years late lol
Watch his story time videos just so you can get acclimated
Yea I found him 1 year ago & now I can spot his videos just by looking at the thumbnail, congrats!
Your mothers side
I love that when New Hampshire and Maine appear on a 'cop show', it's game wardens bringing home escaped fowl or scolding a dude for poaching fish.
i mean thats EXTREMELY accurate for us
*Hopefully*
these Animal Police take care of the Random Creepers that just explode behind you
Got here 20 seconds after the vid released so maybe I have a chance of you seeing this. I love your vids, man. Thanks for always bringing a smile to my day.
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@@YoungAlienBoy dislike bombs don't work
damn, he completely missed the opportunity to say "bearets" when he was talking about fearet bears
I like how instead of putting the fish back they let the dry on the rocks
They don't care about the fish only about control
Pretty sure they were already dead
I heard they donate the confiscated ones
so let those kids eat them wtf. @@aidendeangelo1509
Keanu reeves reacts to illegal owl taxidermy 2019 (colorized)
"it's a resource that is declining and it's important to be able to preserve"
there's just 15 dead fish on the ground next to him
That's precisely why... they're dying
0:45 Wow, Bob Irwin looks like a teenage version of his father.
Charlie's hair is weeks away from reaching the John Wick power level
This anime keeps getting better and better! I even forgot what season we're on
3:27 untitled goose game
Entitled goose arrest
I love this show. Plus it's in New England ❤️
right? feels weird to have charlie thrown off by things that are so normal up here. i.e. not knowing what a fisher is
@@nwilson2015 I bet he'd *love* them, though. "Wait, so they're big-ass weasels that hunt fucking porcupines?"
Mustelids are wild, i am also from New England
"Ferret bears," also known as "just ferrets."
Congrats on your part in the upcoming Spongebob Movie, Charlie!
Really excited to see you as Sage! The trailer's already gotten me really pumped up!
OMG arent you that guy from the hunger games OMFG i love u ur so famous
These videos never cease to amaze me
You know, while it seems silly on paper, this job is still super important. We need people like these guys in order to preserve and protect the shrinking wildlife on our planet. While these guys aren’t going around kicking doors they still play an important role. Props to them.
Charlie clearly forgot about Russians and their war on bears for millennia
The wars on bears and the war they fought alongside one.
I wanna like this comment but its at 69 likes
what are you talking about they get along fine
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NateSensei You are incredibly right American man, he is the clueless
Russians don’t war against bears 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
May look a bit stupid but this should be done in every country. Will make the world much better.
Top 3 unexplained things
1: Area 51
2: meaning of life
3: UA-cams algorithm
And money
Lapuli The lapis lazuli spider Nah money is pretty straightforward
"UA-cam's algorithm" isn't unexplained, it's how large the neural network thrown over the world has become.
CritiKal your my inspiration and I'm not saying that in a sarcastic way watching you for years has inspired me to try and make my own videos thank you so much
I havent been having a lot of laughs lately but damn that goose commentary got me
one of the best channels ever keep up the good content man
Oh, this is what it feels like to be early.
It feels like 360p.
0:19 this guy looks like if Mark Zuckerberg were actually human
I can't help a random owl just taxidermied a random owl and threw it in my house.
legit i used to LOVE north woods law. i spend a lot of my summers in maine and got to meet a few of the officers. peak memory when i was a teen
Imagine being deaf and not knowing which one of your farts was a loud fart and which one was silent. It’s all a game of chance
😂
Yes, there are many animals that are immune to poison/ venom. If a dog eats a toad, they get horrendously sick, but there are many different species of snakes specifically evolved to eat toads. Cobras are some of the most venomous snakes on earth, but Honey Badgers can easily shake off a bite; they actually hunt and eat cobras.
1:12 this part is funny cuz I was thinking to my self “ well I mean you live in Florida, there are like 4 laws there”.
To people who are unaware this is a joke
This show is unironically pre-recorded LIVE PD but with animals. And I love it
3:38 they finally caught the untitled goose
Jesus christ I've never seen such corrupt police
“Is poison deathly to all dogs” -Charlie -BigTiddyGoth Gf
“Is all animal deathly allergic to poisoned chocolate or just dogs?”
Omg we needs more of these animal ones this is hilarious with his news reporting
Vasily Kamotskiy could easily slap a bear silly. Thats his daily routine.
I watch these guys all the time with my dog
4:45 thats some real dovah bear i tell you qwhat!
"Yeah so these owls are illegal for taxidermy.. we can just confiscate them man no worries".
- Deploying countermeasures
2:15 you wanna know what else is big?
The streams at twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
need more of these comments. charlie deserves more views on stream
It's quite something to see the road you take to school every day in that owl clip. I can confirm that Newport is one strange place.
“What are these? Ferret Bears?”
Best line of the vid
Did he just imply that a Scooby-Doo villain uses tear gas?
YES
"is poison deathly to all animals"
-cr1t1kal 2019
1 too many 1's there
@@noynayru Thank you
Kurt a Kazam cr1tikal
When Charlie sees a fisher for the first time
"Is that a ferret bear?"
Uh... well you're not wrong I guess 😂🤷♀️
Why not just “illegal owl” for a more catchy video title?
At the end there, I think those might have been fisher cats, it was hard to get a good look at them though...
"It's a resource that's declining and it's important to be able to preserve them." As he lays them out dead on the ground
“Run off like a Scooby Doo villain” 😂
Last time I came this early my girlfriend broke up with me
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Spooky Filmz Ent. I know this link is everywhere but why are you trying to get people to dislike stuff on your own channel?
@@hunterbruyere5052 Still gets him views
Hallo guys welcome back to my chanel 😁
This is filmed in my state (Maine) and I know some of these game wardens. Really cool that Charlie is reacting to this
>Land of the free
>Illegal owl taxidermy
>Fishing liscence
Dumbest shit I've ever seen? U have a brain or were u born like that? Regulation is required because we as humans are known to run animals into extinction. Fuckn dumb fuck
If we didn’t have regulations, doubt there would be any animals fucking left my dude.
4:04 reminds me of that folks who respectfully translated a polar bear from his back feet
1:50 i understand that they need proof but..cant the system let the officer take a picture? and put back in the wild the ones alive? lol
They are all dead already.
“back to the important questions, are there any animals that are immune to poison”
The poor guy who was arrested for having to many fish just wanted to have a relaxing day
They are fishing laws to protect their ecosystem. He may have been ignorant about them but he was justly fined.
@@manuelsputnik guy was just fishing, its not like he was using a fucking net to catch thousands of fish and destroy the ecosystem, he just caught around 15 fish.
Adriano de Souza Ramos The reason that those laws to protect the environment isn’t to just ruin someone’s day. They’re there because if everyone fished 15 fish every time we’d run out of fish.
Brian Chung but the cop was literally putting them on land to die
0:16 I recognize that intersection. I live around there
Imagine how much they get made fun of by actual cops
Game Wardens are a state police agency with greater jurisdiction than most, and are killed more often percentage wise than regular cops. So yeah, they are real cops.
North Woods Law is such a good show and that’s only because I live in Maine.
"Is poison deathly to all animals or just dogs " best thing iv heard in awhile
florida man learning how we function in the north/midwest is very entertaining
God North Woods Law is the show I put on to run in the background whenever I'm doing something. I love when cute animals are involved (unless they die. that shit sucks when there isn't anything they can do for the animal and they end up having to put it down :( ). I think one of my fave episodes is the one where a game warden is like, tracking? A moose, and when he releases it and the anasthetic wears off, the moose just straight up attacks him - knocks him down and stomps on him a little before fucking off (it was just a young moose, didn't even have antlers).
feret bear
pretty accurate description of a wolverine
Dont know if it's just me but those animals are like real life cartoons. I've never seen a cow look so much like a disney drawing.
i actually think disney took inspiration from real animals
This needs to be a show
Critikal is an embodiment of our minds at 3am while watching random UA-cam recommendations
Solider Bear Wojciech, true story bro
Cockroaches are insanely immune to pretty much everything except a nice steel toe boot
Some of this North Woods Law stuff was shot in my county in Maine. I had a couple of buddies who were on an episode.
this is hysterical because i actually watched the episodes before
I love the image of the guy having a Find Makarov: Operation Kingfish style last stand over fucking owl parts
Charlie, horses are immune to some snake poisons! They actually play a role in making antidotes to the poisons
*Animal Police*
Shane Dawson: Shit, they are on to me.