That cross-arena thunderbolt spam felt mad out of character for how Placidusax usually likes fighting. Like he was personally offended that a small platoon of blue goons jumping in his general direction was as unfathomably strong as it was and just decided to hide in the clouds like a horror flick villain.
Rennala might not have killed the Crystalians, but she sure did kill the frames. The Crystalians really just did not want to bother with Rykard and just walked away.
I ADORE how: - Plaxidusax basically went to 2nd phase and figured out that hit-and-run, along with abusing his ranged advantage, would be effective…incredible comeback - these bastards inadvertently utilized all kinds of military tactics: entering a sort of staggered formation vs. Fia’s Champions, “sending a scout” to draw Goodrick in before going in for the kill, splitting into two squads vs. the Godskins, the It Takes Two flex vs. the All-Knowing, etc. …I am now curious as to how the Leonine Misbegotten would do, it would be such a sharp contrast to how the Crystalian fights
That's because Radagon doesn't have a cutscene in middle. Did you see how they destroyed Radahn? Same thing would have happened to Godfrey and Plasidusax.
This video is a GREAT showcase on how much having the correct damage type helps against these bastards -- especially the Godfrey vs Hoarah Loux section.
Fire Giant Also Godfrey only survived because of knockbacks, not even the cutscene transition. He has shit resistance to melee damage in his second phase.
0:00 Grafted Scion 0:12 Margit, the Fell Omen 0:30 Godrick the Grafted 1:00 Fia’s Champion 1:55 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon (Phase 1) 2:46 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon (Phase 2) 4:00 Starscourge Radahn 4:48 God Devouring Serpent 5:24 Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy 7:30 Morgott, the Omen King 7:56 Fire Giant 9:33 Valiant Gargoyle/ Valiant Gargoyle (twinblade) 10:06 Mogh, Lord of Blood 10:36 Malenia, Blade of Miquella 11:15 Malenia, Goddess of Rot 11:50 Godskin Duo 12:28 Dragonlord Placidusax 14:08 Beast Clergyman 14:32 Maliketh,the Black Blade 14:55 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing 16:40 Godfrey, First Elden Lord 16:53 Hourah Loux, Warriorrr 17:20 Radahn of the Golden Order 17:40 Elden Beast
Watching Placidusax realise he can’t beat them 1v1, going long range to rain lightning bolts only to sneak behind them to hit them with a claw attack into a death beam was magical
Alright, 20 Crystalian spears = Blue Phalanx. Bosses who beat that phalanx: Rykard (which surprised me). Malenia (let’s be honest it looked like a stalemate since no one was left standing). Hourah Loux basically put the John Cena on them. Placidusax who brought out an epic comeback. Fire Giant with his medal he won in the fat roll olympics. Elden Beast, flawless victory.
I have to figure out how to make them work properly. I once put multiple of them in Malenia's arena to fight her, but they kept trying to leave without fighting her while she attacked them.
It seems to me that it's because Radagon's AI always has him get in close, if he'd fought from a distance like the Elden Beast I imagine he would have had more similar results!
Love these guys Crystalian Guards how they walk and attack in formation, like the Roman legionaries with their shield and pilums. Too bad they didn't understand the dimensions of Fire Giant and how close they supposed to be when starting to attack as they started early while being far away from damaging him. They got ridiculous poke damage it's absurd. Hope to see the Crystalian Ballerina variants vs bosses next as it would be epic to see them glides all over the arena in a formation :D
On one hand, it's not a fair test for Gideon since most of them had their AI bugged. On the other hand, it's even funnier watching him get bullied by the two that properly registered his presence.
The spear Crystalians seem far more competent than the other varieties, so you chose wisely for the Crystalians represented here. Fights could sure turn on a dime once they stopped doing their hopping stabs though, that technique seems far above the rest. I'm impressed that these guys beat even super Rennala, and boy did they clown on Gideon. The starting range for the Radahn fight was again not where the player starts though, weird. Also, as an update on the Fortissax thing, if you try to bring the Liurnia cursemark to the Deeproot Depths after the Erdtree starts burning, that will generally allow you to skip right to the Fortissax fight (after Fia's "Champions"), avoiding most of Fia's quest and all of Rogier's quest entirely. This should be helpful for adding Fortissax in with the rest of these bosses, as he is a Remembrance boss too.
Radahn would be out of their agro range if they started where the player starts. Radahn's map, when opened in Map Studio, is cut off at the point where I put them, so that's why I chose that spot.
@@nightscout9979 I don't know. I just know it's split into a grid of equal sized chunks in Map Studio. Except for dungeons, and locations like Stormveil Castle - those are each 1 map.
Lmfao! The op characters were so easily put down. Mohg, Malekith, Malenia whereas Rykard and Firegiant were able to win. I am definitely glad that Placidussax won. However, Chadfrey winning was very surprising and was amazing. But, Elden Beast played in God Mode without taking a damage.
@@anxnymous_bodies still they killed her phase 1 it was 2nd phase to draw but as per rules in games if you kill boss first before dying yourself you will win it even the game has stated demigod defeated which means Malenia lost so draw won't be counted
a dlc that involves a crystal space ship landing in Liurnia with all these dudes spilling out would be awesome. Everyone bring your Ringer Fingers and Longhorns haha
This video puts in perspective just how powerful and difficult the bosses that beat the 20 Crystalians are. I am now DREADING the time when I have to fight Rykard, Fire Giant, Hoarah Loux, and of course Elden Beast.
They're not that difficult, Rykard is piss easy when using the special weapon. These bosses only have the advantage that they have special mechanics to fight them.
Elden beast is my favorite. The scenery, the music on the second phase is beautiful. And such an enjoyable fight. I find it relaxing. It’s not hard to beat it
@@Lord_Chaos000 no no no. Actually miquella Is totally fine he just has a bit of Mohgs and the formless mother’s blood give em some time and he’ll return to looking like a femboy
@@Fathergasciogne what the? How can you describe that as "totally fine"? Have you seen the THING inside that cocoon? The creator of this game is Miyazaki, it would be a huge surprise if Miquella will return to normal after that. And why is everyone saying that he's a femboy? He is stuck at the age of 10 and at that period there aren't strong distinctive masculine traits yet, but I've never seen him as a femboy
@@Lord_Chaos000 let’s say mohg doesn’t care miquella will become the new god of blood bc of mohg and the formless mother and he did that bc of how the golden order wronged him and his twin morgott so it’s kinda like mohg went if everyone hates me I hate everyone and morgott just thinks he is cursed and hates himself for it
I forgot to revert Rennala back to normal after my previous video, that's why she's spawning soo many projectiles.
Nah that's just lore accurate rennala
That's definitely an opssie 😜
I say keep that for future fights that seem unbalanced
That's how she is supposed to be! Good job!
and yet they still won
Crystallian army training guide;
Step 1:Jumping spear attack
Step 2: Refer to Step 1
307 likes but no comment? Lemme fix that
They're like PCs in PvP
Dangerous is not the one who knows 1,000 tricks, but the one who has trained 1,000 times for 1 trick
@@food_and_life_216
Watching Gideon get bullied by only two crystalians while the rest have their backs turned is such disrespect lmao
i fckn lol’d pretty hard at this
hahahaha it's such a shame but I laughed at it. the fucking disrespect
Good
Getting disrespected Is just monday for him at this point
Gideon is a shit horse no wonder
Placidusax and Godfrey both had very obvious "Alright, playtime is over" moments lol
Literally fuck around and find out
Godfrey: “Call an ambulance, but not for me”
Looked to me like Placidusax decided it WAS playtime, with how much he was teasing them...
Godrick: I am the lord of all that is golden....
Crystalians: WE ARE THE LORDS OF ALL THAT IS BLUE.
Am blue aba dee aba di aba di aba di
@@TheVampireCafeHey! I was gonna make that joke
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they gave Gideon a fair fight and he still blows it
also, first time that Rennala has a somewhat good showing in these videos haha
"We'll only need 2 of us for this one"
Seeing that dude just getting pummeled in the corner at the end of the fight made me so happy.
Gideon needs some poise.
The fact 90% of them didn't aggro and he still got decimated is hilarious.
Dragonlord Placidusax: I found their weakness, it's just hit and run.
Elden Beast: Then I just need to fight like I usually do.
That cross-arena thunderbolt spam felt mad out of character for how Placidusax usually likes fighting. Like he was personally offended that a small platoon of blue goons jumping in his general direction was as unfathomably strong as it was and just decided to hide in the clouds like a horror flick villain.
Godfry: nah bonk go brr
I swear Elden Beast understood the assignment to a T and used the perfect combination of attacks to win.
Rennala might not have killed the Crystalians, but she sure did kill the frames.
The Crystalians really just did not want to bother with Rykard and just walked away.
Lmfao 😂 poor pc
"We were paid to kill the snake, not the dude inside of it"
And my eyes
TOGETHAAAA
She did kill a few crystalians just saying
Gideon: ahh, i'd knew you come-
Crystalians: for fuck sake... Jin, Jeremy, can you two deal with this nerd?
Jim and Jeremy: we got this no worries.
I hope all twenty Crystalians have J-names. I’m making it head-canon now that all Crystalians have J-names.
@@satoristeve Jin, Jeremy, John, Joshua, Jonas, Josephine, Josue, Jerald, Johann, Jorgi, Jones, Jacob, Jonah, Jolene, Justin, Jenkins, Jessica, Jenson, Jetson, and of course Junk.
@@Joetheknight406 Fantastic
@@Joetheknight406 Don't forget jotaro and joshu
@@Silancet well they said twenty, so I ran out of room
Was NOT expecting Elden Beast to beat them HITLESS
Ya tbh absolute insanity
Flawless victory
Elden beast is some bullshit with his magic and fly a million miles away
eazy clap
@@spicydong317 if you end a fight hitless it's not running "like a coward" it's LIKE A PRO!
Bro Horah Loux just dropped the entire weight of the earth on their crystal ass, that was v cool
Something about 14:14 seeing the Beast Clergyman just launch a rock at 2 of the Crystallians sending them flying was way too funny.
so this is why pike formations were so effective
Their mobility was their weakness. See Elden Beast fight.
I ADORE how:
- Plaxidusax basically went to 2nd phase and figured out that hit-and-run, along with abusing his ranged advantage, would be effective…incredible comeback
- these bastards inadvertently utilized all kinds of military tactics: entering a sort of staggered formation vs. Fia’s Champions, “sending a scout” to draw Goodrick in before going in for the kill, splitting into two squads vs. the Godskins, the It Takes Two flex vs. the All-Knowing, etc.
…I am now curious as to how the Leonine Misbegotten would do, it would be such a sharp contrast to how the Crystalian fights
Seeing Gideon Ofnir getting his ass handed to him by only 2 of them has made my day
The way Daddy Loux the first GigaChad handled them was AMAZING... And then they totally humiliated Radagon. That was awful to see.
Crystalians: i think we got him!
Hoarah hits hs feet on the ground
Crystalians: well shit
"explodes"
It’s because loux is like maliketh cheap af
That's because Radagon doesn't have a cutscene in middle. Did you see how they destroyed Radahn? Same thing would have happened to Godfrey and Plasidusax.
@@subject_of_ymir radahn and placi are on way different scales, same with loux. Loux is entirely different, and placi become op.
@@ryanthibodeaux6672 Like Maliketh with poise, but less mobile
This video is a GREAT showcase on how much having the correct damage type helps against these bastards -- especially the Godfrey vs Hoarah Loux section.
The correct damage type and AoE. If Hoarah Loux hadn't used upheaval, he'd probably have gotten staggered to death as well.
Fire Giant
Also Godfrey only survived because of knockbacks, not even the cutscene transition. He has shit resistance to melee damage in his second phase.
Fire Giant: So i heard you guys are vulnerable to strike damage.
Crystalians: Gulp
0:00 Grafted Scion
0:12 Margit, the Fell Omen
0:30 Godrick the Grafted
1:00 Fia’s Champion
1:55 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon (Phase 1)
2:46 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon (Phase 2)
4:00 Starscourge Radahn
4:48 God Devouring Serpent
5:24 Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
7:30 Morgott, the Omen King
7:56 Fire Giant
9:33 Valiant Gargoyle/ Valiant Gargoyle (twinblade)
10:06 Mogh, Lord of Blood
10:36 Malenia, Blade of Miquella
11:15 Malenia, Goddess of Rot
11:50 Godskin Duo
12:28 Dragonlord Placidusax
14:08 Beast Clergyman
14:32 Maliketh,the Black Blade
14:55 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing
16:40 Godfrey, First Elden Lord
16:53 Hourah Loux, Warriorrr
17:20 Radahn of the Golden Order
17:40 Elden Beast
Thank you!
Thank ya kindly
Thanks 😊
Run that shit again my girl Malenia gonna serve
Damn Hourah Loux! Bro has given thee courtesy enough!
I didn't expect my boi to win after how he got rolled in his first phase
Fire Giant vs. Ants
Placidusax with that rampage
Malenia forced a draw (no defeat)
Flawless Elden Beast
Very cool video!!!
Nah Malenia lost for once but the rot did them dirty eventually
@@TheSm1thersDon't bother, people don't listen.
Watching Placidusax realise he can’t beat them 1v1, going long range to rain lightning bolts only to sneak behind them to hit them with a claw attack into a death beam was magical
When the AI wants you dead:
Alright, 20 Crystalian spears = Blue Phalanx.
Bosses who beat that phalanx:
Rykard (which surprised me).
Malenia (let’s be honest it looked like a stalemate since no one was left standing).
Hourah Loux basically put the John Cena on them.
Placidusax who brought out an epic comeback.
Fire Giant with his medal he won in the fat roll olympics.
Elden Beast, flawless victory.
In Melanie case they beated her first phase and 2nd phase was draw but manages to beat her first before dying sll
@@thegameking3931 That's because her 2nd phase always begins with her on flight to dive that scarlet flower bomb everytime that fight starts, lol
@@gameplaysolothebladeunless she's grabbed
It always amazes me how much health and how sturdy Rykard is.
I really wanted to see that boss suffer
@@kingj521 Rykard?
kinda sad that they made his fight a gimmick one....his character model is so fcking cool
They turned around when Gideon said not even you, they took offense
The way Godfrey/Hoarah Loux won is so satisfying to watch.
idk why but seeing them staggering Malenia was very satisfying...
she won every time because of her bullshit
So her losing a one is pretty much a good one
Especially if it is done with cheating like her case
Yes is definitely was...
something about seeing waterfowl do almost no damage was glorious
i was alittle supprised how easy they handled her..
I have not beaten her ONCE by myself she does way too much damage for my taste also screw waterfowl!!!
Gideon’s fight was the funniest battle I’ve ever seen 😂😂 Gideon’s woe
Placidusax: I have found their weakness, it's all about hit and run!
Godfrey: GREEEEAAAAHH SMASH!
Lore accurate Rennala is scary.
Horah Loux timing his kills to the beat is so cool
13:18
their training is immaculate
Malenia was like "If I'm going down I'm taking you all with me"
Renalla was most impressive, Fire Giant was most hilarious accurate, Hoarah Loux was most awesome.
“2 Crystaliens vs Gideon Ofnir”
Could you do a video with the funny boat man?
i third that
I have to figure out how to make them work properly. I once put multiple of them in Malenia's arena to fight her, but they kept trying to leave without fighting her while she attacked them.
@@Pantagana fucking lol
Man, imagine if these were scarlet Crystalians.
The Crystalian Phalanx sure is a thing to behold.
It's kind of hilarious to see them Julius Caesar everyone
In this world it's poise or get out poised.
The camera angles you got on the Maliketh fight were superb 👌Really showed how terrifying they all were.
Placi clutched to my surprise.
Also 14:13 is one of the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
It’s them!
It’s the Jerma enemy!
You mean "🗿"
NOOOO RENNALA! She was so close! that was amazing
Quite interesting that they violated Radagon but couldn't even hit the Elden Beast
It seems to me that it's because Radagon's AI always has him get in close, if he'd fought from a distance like the Elden Beast I imagine he would have had more similar results!
@@Jamie9727 More like he's scripted to use that first attack unless you somehow spam projectiles at him.
Love these guys Crystalian Guards how they walk and attack in formation, like the Roman legionaries with their shield and pilums. Too bad they didn't understand the dimensions of Fire Giant and how close they supposed to be when starting to attack as they started early while being far away from damaging him. They got ridiculous poke damage it's absurd. Hope to see the Crystalian Ballerina variants vs bosses next as it would be epic to see them glides all over the arena in a formation :D
Elden Beast was majestic and holy in its destruction of the Crystallines
Its dodging their spears at close range was something else.
Rykard's fight just turned Elden Ring into Age of Empires
Oh hell yeah! Pantagana content continues!
On one hand, it's not a fair test for Gideon since most of them had their AI bugged. On the other hand, it's even funnier watching him get bullied by the two that properly registered his presence.
Elden Beast was like "Welcome to today's no damage one-handed speed run video"
The coordinator on the spear trust is amazing , like seeing Spartans .
The spear Crystalians seem far more competent than the other varieties, so you chose wisely for the Crystalians represented here. Fights could sure turn on a dime once they stopped doing their hopping stabs though, that technique seems far above the rest. I'm impressed that these guys beat even super Rennala, and boy did they clown on Gideon. The starting range for the Radahn fight was again not where the player starts though, weird.
Also, as an update on the Fortissax thing, if you try to bring the Liurnia cursemark to the Deeproot Depths after the Erdtree starts burning, that will generally allow you to skip right to the Fortissax fight (after Fia's "Champions"), avoiding most of Fia's quest and all of Rogier's quest entirely. This should be helpful for adding Fortissax in with the rest of these bosses, as he is a Remembrance boss too.
Radahn would be out of their agro range if they started where the player starts. Radahn's map, when opened in Map Studio, is cut off at the point where I put them, so that's why I chose that spot.
@@Pantagana Ah, I see. In that case, how is the map handled in normal gameplay, along with the maximum range of the NPC summons?
@@nightscout9979 I don't know. I just know it's split into a grid of equal sized chunks in Map Studio. Except for dungeons, and locations like Stormveil Castle - those are each 1 map.
Lmfao! The op characters were so easily put down. Mohg, Malekith, Malenia whereas Rykard and Firegiant were able to win. I am definitely glad that Placidussax won. However, Chadfrey winning was very surprising and was amazing.
But, Elden Beast played in God Mode without taking a damage.
Idk… Malenia forced a draw because she still killed them in the end
@@anxnymous_bodies she had to resort to scarlet rot. Just like Radahn, but unlike Radahn they kept fighting
@@Tweedle-Stupid But she still killed them, didn’t she?
@@anxnymous_bodies Yeah she did. Some people just want to devalue her
@@anxnymous_bodies still they killed her phase 1 it was 2nd phase to draw but as per rules in games if you kill boss first before dying yourself you will win it even the game has stated demigod defeated which means Malenia lost so draw won't be counted
Rennala's fight was epic. Something out of Harry Potter with all the spells
i have a suggetion: how many zamor heros would it take to kill the fire giant
a dlc that involves a crystal space ship landing in Liurnia with all these dudes spilling out would be awesome. Everyone bring your Ringer Fingers and Longhorns haha
"so hitting hard and having speed works"
Malena: i beg to differ, scarlet aenonia has never failed me
Crystalians: THRUST
Malenia: i now know defeat
Well and then Scarlet Aenonia just killed them all, so she was technically right XD...
I love these guys, wish we had their ringblade and maybe armor made out of them
I thought Elden Beast might go hitless, but didn't actually think it would Wow!
SPARTANS WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?!
STUNLOCKING!
Placidaddy realised he had to be extra careful 😂
Love the sounds these guys make, 11/10 best spirit summon.
Placidusax made the comeback of the ages
The Crystallians chasing Rennala's bubble around the room cracked me up.
Other bosses: *Completely wiped out in seconds
Elden Beast: Easy peasy
Alternate title: "20 *Thrusters* vs Bosses"
The thrusting intensifies.
Next time I hope more of 'em, love the Crystalians! 💙
3:21 Come, Oath-sworn giant
**nuke explosion**
It must be very fun making these videos!
18:44 i guess the greater will is used fighting with the glintstone primal current huh ?
Damn Placidusax was like
We really doing this, huh?
"We have an Army."
"We have a boss."
"Hold my beer!"
I need to get Elden Ring on PC. These mods you all came out with are just amazing.
One of the best try for Rennala I've seen!
They didn't even managed to TOUCH the Elden Beast!
How can enemies made out of crystals get scarlet rot
Really interesting battles. Some bosses are very well adapted for this sort of fight. And most are… not.
Panta, you are TOO good for us, yet you grace us with your videos... you are thee humblest of individuals 🙏🏼❤️
Thank you!
Leader: Alright men lets go over the strategy again
Everyone: JUMP POKE JUMP STAB
Leader: THATS RIGHT! LETS DO IT!!!
Now we know which bosses actually do strike damage.
Fire Giant is the strongest obviously.
Mogh can also do it, but only for some moves if I recall.
True.
13:47 like a baseball into a china cabinet
1:55 lol they went Anakin on those kids
My phone exploded during Rennala's fight
Worlds first Hitless Elden Beast.
This video puts in perspective just how powerful and difficult the bosses that beat the 20 Crystalians are. I am now DREADING the time when I have to fight Rykard, Fire Giant, Hoarah Loux, and of course Elden Beast.
They're not that difficult, Rykard is piss easy when using the special weapon. These bosses only have the advantage that they have special mechanics to fight them.
Elden beast dished out the golden smackdown on their crystal asses
You should see how many bosses can survive a army of sir Gideon like a literal army of him
Nice video man! How did your GPU smell after all the fights? 🤣
The two Crystalians bullying Gideon was super satisfying
Elden beast is my favorite. The scenery, the music on the second phase is beautiful. And such an enjoyable fight. I find it relaxing. It’s not hard to beat it
Sir Gideon Ofnir was humiliated as much as possible by 2 Crystalians, LMAO
Is it only me or it seems every time morgott screams a lot of diarrhea excrements come out..
Of all the NPCs, it’s a bunch of shiny rock men to kill Malenia.
Placidusax’s second phase really feels like he has finally had enough of your shit and decided to stop playing with his food
Elden Beast and Godfrey were savage!
My favourite Placidusax won 🤗
I was rooting for Rennala so hard 💔
It's always good to see Mohg die 😊
Don’t do my boy mohg like that
@@Fathergasciogne did you see how miserable Miquella is now? He deserves to die a thousand times
@@Lord_Chaos000 no no no. Actually miquella Is totally fine he just has a bit of Mohgs and the formless mother’s blood give em some time and he’ll return to looking like a femboy
@@Fathergasciogne what the? How can you describe that as "totally fine"? Have you seen the THING inside that cocoon? The creator of this game is Miyazaki, it would be a huge surprise if Miquella will return to normal after that. And why is everyone saying that he's a femboy? He is stuck at the age of 10 and at that period there aren't strong distinctive masculine traits yet, but I've never seen him as a femboy
@@Lord_Chaos000 let’s say mohg doesn’t care miquella will become the new god of blood bc of mohg and the formless mother and he did that bc of how the golden order wronged him and his twin morgott so it’s kinda like mohg went if everyone hates me I hate everyone and morgott just thinks he is cursed and hates himself for it
Bro, is Elden Beast doing a no hit run?!?
Rykard, Fire giant, Malenia draw, dragonlord what a comeback, Loux with another epic
The crystalians army really said “we shall spam attack”
Crazy to see anything outperform Malenia