r/Mildlyinfuriating | this is not epic

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  • @vladthe_cat
    @vladthe_cat 5 років тому +2657

    If I ever got a ton of likes, I wouldnt be like "omg thanks guys!" every time I reach some multiple of 100 likes, the way these other fools be doin it
    Although it would be a first for me lol

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 5 років тому +209

      For internet irony you're now obligated to edit this post every time you recieve a like :o

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +411

      this is your first trial. emkay will be watching

    • @TwoMan.
      @TwoMan. 5 років тому +107

      @@EmKay I really like your videos

    • @grandrekt9628
      @grandrekt9628 5 років тому +29

      *yes*

    • @muchstrangest
      @muchstrangest 5 років тому +7

      Vlad Caso do it

  • @xPandamon
    @xPandamon 5 років тому +1551

    Damiens hatred for wired headphones needs to stop.

    • @croc3862
      @croc3862 5 років тому +124

      Wired headphones offer the best quality of sound

    • @croc3862
      @croc3862 5 років тому +22

      @Beta At 50x gang rise up

    • @moosevision8113
      @moosevision8113 5 років тому +22

      @@croc3862 plus the concerns about having a wireless device attached to your head for long periods of time

    • @Lunar_Capital
      @Lunar_Capital 5 років тому +43

      My hatred for the lack of AUX ports on IPhones grows more everyday.

    • @copenwiththestress3732
      @copenwiththestress3732 5 років тому +29

      Everyone gangsta until you break your $300 walmart quality wireless headphones

  • @stankyleginc.8157
    @stankyleginc.8157 5 років тому +837

    Seeing something mildly infuriating
    Damien: aw that sucks
    Gio: *inaudible screaming*

    • @zafrylaiman8695
      @zafrylaiman8695 5 років тому +16

      Yea i don't like gio. I mean he's 15 and tries to relate to everyone. He even makes fun of 14 yr olds like he's way better even though he's only 1 yr older

    • @rashrush4529
      @rashrush4529 5 років тому +57

      Zafryl Aiman chill gio isn’t that bad why are you mad

    • @heygamers7918
      @heygamers7918 5 років тому +60

      @@zafrylaiman8695 Quack quack yOuR OpInIoN iS wAcK

    • @trotrock1
      @trotrock1 5 років тому +6

      @@heygamers7918 question. Who's gio? Is he New to the channel what?

    • @zafrylaiman8695
      @zafrylaiman8695 5 років тому +4

      @@rashrush4529 Not mad, just don't like the guy anymore

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 5 років тому +808

    I'm convinced that Damien is an alien learning about humans vicariously through memes. I mean, bread cabinet Damien? Really?

    • @morpbaconstein
      @morpbaconstein 5 років тому +14

      Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he was.
      And I want to believe. Lol

    • @packrat2004
      @packrat2004 4 роки тому +5

      That's (along the lines of) what I would have called it too? I've never seen one of those. Probably a country thing or a region thing or something similar to that. It's completely fair for him to not know the proper name for the "bread cupboard".

    • @ruslanmeboi1521
      @ruslanmeboi1521 4 роки тому +1

      I would agree.

    • @susannah8342
      @susannah8342 4 роки тому +3

      @@packrat2004 it was a joke...no one was insulting anyone

    • @packrat2004
      @packrat2004 4 роки тому +1

      @@susannah8342 I know it was a joke. But that doesn't mean the person who said it doesn't know that it's absolutely fair for Damien to not know what that's called because people tend to not no differences between their regions or countries and others. I wasn't addressing that part in my comment cause it wasn't important to me and everyone does it and they didn't mean it, but a joke at someone's expense, whether you mean it or not, is an insult. So. I wasn't at all upset about the insult, but it is an insult.

  • @infernooverdrive7485
    @infernooverdrive7485 5 років тому +148

    Any post about cooking: *exists*
    Damien: *Does a really passionate speech about his recipes or how to fix what happened*
    Me: I'm so proud of this channel

  • @ooferz3256
    @ooferz3256 5 років тому +42

    I love how jazzed Damien gets when he sees fan art for the channel. It’s so pure and great

  • @bluekuno3492
    @bluekuno3492 5 років тому +459

    Damien: *literally looking at a drawing of his skull*
    Also Damien: *wHeEzE*

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +19

      "That's GNARLY! I LOVE IT"

    • @windchime037
      @windchime037 4 роки тому +4

      the way he wheezed made me really happy tbh

    • @lorxdrawstuff
      @lorxdrawstuff 4 роки тому +2

      Even tho its have been six months i still come here to watch his reaction

  • @PenPenguin-io1ky
    @PenPenguin-io1ky 5 років тому +340

    “Oh, that’s okay!”
    A few months ago...
    Damien: *THIS SINGLE TILE*

    • @jereheiskanen1364
      @jereheiskanen1364 5 років тому +3

      Its unplesant u know

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 років тому +3

      it’s called building character

    • @jumpityjump3
      @jumpityjump3 5 років тому +3

      Hey Damien & Zach- *Thank you* sincerely for not being OzMedia, Giofilms, & *especially*, Fake Jake.
      You are the premium name brand amongst many generic EmKay 'imitations'.

    • @blackstyle1106
      @blackstyle1106 5 років тому +3

      he was desensitized

    • @johnsonfamily5136
      @johnsonfamily5136 5 років тому +2

      @@jumpityjump3 I like all of these but who is fake jake also well dang way to be rude

  • @nineeicher192
    @nineeicher192 5 років тому +72

    Damien at the end was so happy about the drawing, that’s why we love him, he doesn’t care what it is, he’ll love anything we make for him.

    • @lorxdrawstuff
      @lorxdrawstuff 5 років тому +7

      And that why we love him so much

  • @DarkRelm22
    @DarkRelm22 5 років тому +66

    The blood isn’t even mildly infuriating, it’s terrifying.

  • @MsPhilodox
    @MsPhilodox 5 років тому +11

    We all need a Damien in our lives when things go wrong; his sympathy for things that suck (like the shattered pot lid) is the sweetest, purest thing in nature.

  • @chatboulon743
    @chatboulon743 5 років тому +202

    He seems thrilled about his skeletal remains in that fanart. Lol

    • @thecarrot6084
      @thecarrot6084 5 років тому

      Would you not be it would be... Exciting

    • @ninersfan2112
      @ninersfan2112 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it said "remains of his fart"
      im tired its like 12 where I live right now

  • @vegeta252
    @vegeta252 5 років тому +97

    Damien: I haven’t got my car repaired because I haven’t got the money
    Also Damien: I spend my free time playing cool math games

    • @waynedas873
      @waynedas873 5 років тому +14

      Also Damien: Imagine using headphones with wires.

  • @qwertzuwu
    @qwertzuwu 5 років тому +170

    "I'm gonna be 21 in ten days"
    So your birthday is November 37th, right?

  • @paincreatesfame
    @paincreatesfame 5 років тому +17

    8:41 at least in the state I live, parking in front of someone’s driveway is illegal unless you’re the owner of the property or you’re an emergency vehicle 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 3 роки тому

      Oh, it's illegal in basically every single state as well as a number of countries abroad.

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 4 роки тому +9

    My school also blocked cool math games, they also blocked the dinosaur game when there’s no internet.

  • @mayonnaiseguggler9425
    @mayonnaiseguggler9425 5 років тому +147

    If anything Damien see's anything that is inktober worthy
    Damien:GnArLy

    • @JonoPee669
      @JonoPee669 5 років тому +1

      Everything is inktober worthy

  • @loserchips1112
    @loserchips1112 5 років тому +92

    Me: hears wheeze
    Me: pauses before it can go past 1 second
    Me: it is Damien

  • @sevade5600
    @sevade5600 5 років тому +183

    Why would denied be on the flicken bar in the first place
    The person at the factory: I really hope this ruins someone’s day

    • @EwanWeirArt
      @EwanWeirArt 5 років тому +1

      Ateles what’s a flicker bar? Do you mean snickers?

    • @Oli-xc4tm
      @Oli-xc4tm 5 років тому +3

      Because Snickers released custom snickers with other words on them

    • @piscesaj3253
      @piscesaj3253 5 років тому +3

      There NFL snickers like when you deny someone from getting a touchdown 🤷‍♂️

    • @sevade5600
      @sevade5600 5 років тому +2

      Fricken

  • @jaikobie1353
    @jaikobie1353 5 років тому +39

    No one:
    Damian: repeatedly telling everyone its about to be his birthday

  • @TediousMilkshake
    @TediousMilkshake 5 років тому +39

    The most annoying thing ever: 2/2/22 is on the 3rd day of the week

    • @brendorkusaviation8930
      @brendorkusaviation8930 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @thederekstory3587
      @thederekstory3587 4 роки тому

      But its on a tuesday

    • @jonatangraversen7623
      @jonatangraversen7623 4 роки тому

      @@thederekstory3587 check again

    • @eeveemaster2206
      @eeveemaster2206 3 роки тому

      @@jonatangraversen7623 Tuesday is the 3rd day of the week

    • @rednoodleoffate
      @rednoodleoffate 3 роки тому +1

      @@eeveemaster2206 This is why I always count Sunday as the LAST day of the week
      If you believe the bible, it's not the beginning of the week, it's the very last day when God supposedly took a break after creating shit left and right

  • @scrambledegg-z198
    @scrambledegg-z198 5 років тому +921

    This is the earliest i’ve ever gotten, but i’ll accept it.

  • @ezralto
    @ezralto 5 років тому +45

    Best quote from Damien:
    *thats gnarly*

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 5 років тому +85

    Damian: Imagine having to use wires for your headphones.
    Me: Imagine having to use Bluetooth for your headphones.

    • @grapes5672
      @grapes5672 5 років тому

      I can use both for $20.

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 5 років тому +1

      Fluffy Fluff I love Bluetooth. Before the wires kept getting stuck on things

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 років тому +1

      @@RedK5 And you're entitled to your preference and opinion, the point is that you should be given the option to choose rather than being forced one way or the other.

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 5 років тому

      @@MoonPatch not opinion but worried of the safety of my devices. Also the cords keep braking

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 років тому

      @@RedK5 The second point is fair enough, though I can't say I see much danger in corded headphones, unless you've got the slipperiest butter hands in the west.

  • @ohfrickimmiles6717
    @ohfrickimmiles6717 5 років тому +1

    1:22 Some people dont know what Black Diamond VHS's are worth. Black Diamond Disney VHS tapes were exclusive tapes made by Disney that were only produced from (if I remember correctly) 1980-1999 and can range from 20$-1000$ depending in the movie and condition the case and tape is in. in this case, both of them are wrong, as Aladdin normally goes for between 20 and 50$, since it's a pretty common movie.
    Bonus tip for Disney tape collectors: Thrift stores dont know about Black Diamond deals and you can get really good movies for 1-2$ (US) I own 2 Aladdins, a Fox and the Hound, Beauty and the Beast, Aristocats, and Robin hood, all Black Diamond!

  • @shrimpifyy4734
    @shrimpifyy4734 5 років тому +17

    11:57 looks like patrick wearing net leggings or something on that one movie of spongebob

  • @triPixel
    @triPixel 5 років тому +126

    Nobody:
    Damien when an image is slightly discomforting: *n o*

    • @RottenLegacy
      @RottenLegacy 5 років тому +3

      _Like your profile picture?_

    • @lithiumionized
      @lithiumionized 5 років тому +2

      @@RottenLegacy *exactly like their profile picture*

    • @RottenLegacy
      @RottenLegacy 5 років тому +4

      I drew Flowey with that face once. _It haunts me every time I open my sketchbook._

    • @triPixel
      @triPixel 5 років тому

      @@RottenLegacy ha lmao

  • @howdoistopbeingcringe1715
    @howdoistopbeingcringe1715 5 років тому +515

    i love how everyone is commenting while watching the video

  • @Phantomwolf115a
    @Phantomwolf115a 4 роки тому +1

    1:28 oh no my teachers use that thing for our homework and it SUCKS! We have to use the numbers that are to the side of the keyboard instead of the ones at the top, the knowledge check completely gets rid of your progress on a topic if you get a SINGLE problem wrong on the test, and it glitches out a lot. ALEKS (the website) also makes my dad pretty mad when he helps me with the crappy program because his job literally is making usable interfaces.

  • @rmwwn
    @rmwwn 5 років тому +12

    6:16 "I'm not like other girls"

  • @jackburnley7895
    @jackburnley7895 5 років тому +31

    Video starts
    Damien: WHEEZE
    everybody:DAMIEN!!!

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 років тому +84

    0:29 As a gamer, this really infuriates me down to my gamer core

    • @Darkwolf523
      @Darkwolf523 5 років тому +4

      Chiaki Nanami approves this comment I see you’re a woman/man of culture with that name

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @zuperpiplup13
      @zuperpiplup13 5 років тому +2

      Chiaki Nanami approves this comment I wish the middle part was purple

    • @lucasdupke9746
      @lucasdupke9746 5 років тому +7

      Even worst when he calls them pro controlers

    • @wingsofruin
      @wingsofruin 5 років тому +3

      >angry inkling main noises
      also nice pfp B)

  • @Spd4356
    @Spd4356 5 років тому +142

    there was not a single stream on cool math games. smh

  • @christistephens5423
    @christistephens5423 5 років тому +14

    Imagine having to charge headphones just to listen to music.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 роки тому

      *cries in wireless earbuds because I just lost my corded ones and these are heckin annoying and only one of them works* 😢

  • @trinag2813
    @trinag2813 5 років тому +10

    I live in South Dakota and I can confirm that the whole “meth were on it” campaign is a big joke to everyone so 😂🥴💀

  • @heize_4175
    @heize_4175 5 років тому +30

    Damien: I cant afford to get a working car
    Also damien: brags about having airpods

  • @bobosegabab
    @bobosegabab 5 років тому +24

    A better name for your recipe would be “Damien’s Ramien spicy meat ball recipe”

  • @showme2theexit
    @showme2theexit 5 років тому +73

    You will get the joke when you are driving at night and LED headlights blind your mirrors. ALL OF THEM!

    • @lodbldbol
      @lodbldbol 5 років тому +2

      If you have your side view mirrors adjusted properly you won't see them from the sides, and the the rear view mirror has a tab for assholes like that

    • @CanyonALynn
      @CanyonALynn 5 років тому +7

      Not to mention if they are driving towards you at night. For that split second, you would have sworn you were about to be abducted by aliens or God just appeared in the sky to talk to you... 😎🙈

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 років тому +3

      This happened all the time when I used to drive a 1998 Camero. Now that I drive a car that has a more standard suspension, it happens less often. Now it only happens when I am in front of a jackass who drives a pickup truck with a ridiculously high suspension.

    • @ShadowYeeter
      @ShadowYeeter 5 років тому +1

      What about l a s e r headlights

    • @moosevision8113
      @moosevision8113 5 років тому +2

      it wouldnt be so bad if they werent 3 inches from your rear bumper

  • @64Modder
    @64Modder 5 років тому +1

    0:00 is how you know Damien is narrating this one. Gotta love the wheezing!

  • @ParumPirum
    @ParumPirum 3 роки тому

    8:53 I guess there are a couple of possible explanations here.
    - The movie contains nudity and he wants to make it harder for others to see.
    - the gyro that adjusts orientation is buggy or disabled. Happens sometimes.
    - he is trying to save battery. I don’t know for sure, but I’m guessing full screen drains the battery faster.

  • @Kat-bl7dp
    @Kat-bl7dp 5 років тому +36

    "Are school blocked the coolest website in the world"
    Rip Minecraft education edition (subtraction)....
    Edit: fixing spelling mistakes....

  • @guts3739
    @guts3739 5 років тому +84

    R/mildlyinfuriating is just the phrase “y tho”

  • @brentmisato
    @brentmisato 5 років тому +14

    Re: Ramen - You're missing the ponzu. If you haven't had ramen with ponzu, you haven't had good ramen.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 років тому

      Interesting, I'll have to try this out.

    • @Aztesticals
      @Aztesticals 5 років тому

      @@MoonPatch hows yukine

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 років тому

      @@Aztesticals Still homeless

    • @Aztesticals
      @Aztesticals 5 років тому

      @@MoonPatch damn and he and nora had such a good thing going

  • @ClosetDemon
    @ClosetDemon 5 років тому +5

    2:36 The more I see things like this the more the pieces come together. I'm of native american decent and my granny always taught me about the mother bead/soul bead ( I'm not sure of the name of it, I was taught it a while ago). in beading you put a bead in that is completely different and should not be there on purpose. It's meant to be humbling because you should be humble, even if you can do something really well. every time I see something like this I think of what my granny taught me and if that's what they are doing.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +1

    (0:40) The red and blue switch controllers work well for a black (dark grey) Switch; it gives it more personality, and also makes it easier to differentiate the left and right halves. The issue here is that the whole grip is blue, so the red controller looks off, the same if you get the red grip. The only grip that works for this is the black one, or any other colour, or if you have both halves in the same colour, then the blue grip should work.

  • @herrscherofsweets9583
    @herrscherofsweets9583 5 років тому +10

    I want the guy who did the fanart to re-draw one of junji ito's horror mangas.

    • @lorxdrawstuff
      @lorxdrawstuff 3 роки тому

      I would love to but I'm just gonna ruined

  • @autistichades5552
    @autistichades5552 4 роки тому +6

    "Because the red and blue...umm pro-controllers..."
    Me, a Switch owner: **heavy breathing**

  • @bananasfostergrants
    @bananasfostergrants 5 років тому +6

    "I'm gonna be 21 in ten days" wow thanks for aging me, bruh

  • @ThePaffening
    @ThePaffening 5 років тому +2

    I love how genuinely happy he is when we looks at the fan art

  • @half_dead.1651
    @half_dead.1651 4 роки тому +1

    Damiens laughter is inquisitive. Simply splendid. It is immaculate.

  • @morlocks55
    @morlocks55 5 років тому +20

    Lets start a GoFundMe to get Damian a new car!

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 5 років тому +11

    "Imagine wearing headphones with cords"
    My phone is 2 years old. I get full volume when plugged in, but only half over bluetooth because the signal is weak

  • @pigeonmama
    @pigeonmama 5 років тому +8

    damien @ the mail boxes: "I wanna know who's is who's"
    well. you're supposed to look at the names.

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 5 років тому +1

    That brick thing can't be fixed 2:37
    Each diagonal two light bricks is
    separated by two dark bricks..
    But the three light brick one is
    also separated by two dark bricks..
    If you replace one light brick with a
    dark one, it'll be next to a
    three dark brick spacer!
    And that will ruin the layout
    of the floor even more 😲

  • @jason3114
    @jason3114 3 роки тому

    9:08 - 9:33
    I feel u bro...
    The same thing happened to me as a kid and I always get uncomfortable when the scissors/razor blade is close to my ears

  • @panorama4
    @panorama4 5 років тому +29

    When i read "this is not epic" it made me think of "EA Sports Its in the game".

  • @Gendor64
    @Gendor64 5 років тому +8

    oh god, my mother slightly cut my ear as well when i was young and i felt the blood running down my neck and i asked if she just cut my ear, she said no so i touched what i felt running down my neck. guess what, it was blood. i'll never be able to get a haircut behind my ears again. especially when they use a scissor for it.

  • @onibeebee
    @onibeebee 5 років тому +8

    "im super easy going!"
    water is wet damien

  • @dv8roro152
    @dv8roro152 5 років тому +2

    Someone should start a gofundme for a new car for Damien. His laughter can already bring millions I’m sure.

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 5 років тому

    My mom has been a hair dresser for almost 40 years, the best thing to do in the situation about the cutting around the ears is to tell the person doing your hair beforehand so that way they know what to expect and can act accordingly. Best thing would probably be to tell you exactly when they do it and to maybe place a hand in your shoulder to make you feel more stable. She's given a lot of haircuts to kids and not many like the clippers next to their ears. She picked stuff up over the years.
    Suddenly jerking your head away while there are clippers or scissors next to your ear is a good way to do more than nic your ear.

  • @SennaHawx
    @SennaHawx 5 років тому +9

    Damien: "That can be easily fixed. What's the problem here?"
    MILDLYinfuriating: ...

  • @woodpunch2587
    @woodpunch2587 5 років тому +27

    Why does depression sound like a more Zach version of Damien

  • @stereotypicalcanadian5270
    @stereotypicalcanadian5270 5 років тому +8

    Bread is just wheat and saddness- EmKay 2019

  • @randomdudeyoumightlike9912
    @randomdudeyoumightlike9912 5 років тому +1

    I’ve gotten nipped in the ear too, but it was really bad and it started bleeding, and I have been scared since, and I’ve only used the scissors...

  • @NightRaven1313
    @NightRaven1313 5 років тому

    (2:37 - the water fountain) this was by far the funniest part of the video to me. I loved how Damien said the joke 😂 the "sip my hydration nectar" was really REALLY funny 😂😂😂 Omg I LOVE Damien !!!

  • @f4tal3ror98
    @f4tal3ror98 5 років тому +3

    3:05 ok seriously my school did this and the day before we were jokin how he school didn’t have the balls to block coolmathgames and the next day, THEY BLOCKED IT, we’ve been trying to start a riot ever since

  • @r.p4336
    @r.p4336 5 років тому +5

    1:43 Is.. is that, perhaps, “The War of the Worlds”?! Hmmm yes i think is

  • @TheStitchpanda
    @TheStitchpanda 5 років тому +3

    You know what's REALLY mildly infuriating? When Damian doesn't get that these are meant to be MILD cases and will have a go at people for being mildly infuriated about things. Yes, it is a small annoyance, that's the point of the subreddit.

  • @imnotsupposedtobehere2692
    @imnotsupposedtobehere2692 4 роки тому

    So is no one gonna talk about how Damien looks, acts, and is the literal human incarnation of a puppy? Like, always happy and excited, seems to just genuinely love existing? No?
    Okay.

  • @PlumEXE
    @PlumEXE 5 років тому

    2:39 Fun fact: it's called a bubbler in Australia and a "faucet" is such a strange word to use. Bubbler for drinking, tap for the one with a handle

  • @chriselliott484
    @chriselliott484 5 років тому +60

    It seems like everyone has their headlights on the highest setting when I'm driving at night like yes I see now can you not blind me please.

    • @SapphireTread
      @SapphireTread 5 років тому +2

      Chris Elliott it makes me angry. I’m already anxious enough about driving with epilepsy

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 років тому +1

      I hate how bright some of the cars with LED headlights are. When I drove a 1998 Camero, which sits very low to the ground, anyone driving close behind me would have their headlights shooting directly into me rear window at night. If I made the mistake of looking into my rearview mirror, I would be met with blinding light.

    • @ultimatepunster5850
      @ultimatepunster5850 5 років тому

      Here's a tip. If someone is right behind you shining their brights and blinding you, turn your mirrors in their direction so that the next time they shine their brights they'll blind themselves, so they'll either back off or never turn on their brights again. It's a win-win.

    • @chriselliott484
      @chriselliott484 5 років тому

      @@ultimatepunster5850 I think itll make them go off the map too lom

    • @ultimatepunster5850
      @ultimatepunster5850 5 років тому

      @@chriselliott484 Well, people need to learn to stop being assholes on the road. If it takes a car crash to get 'm to stop, then so be it. I swear.
      I love driving, but holy hell, too many jackwads trying to ruin your day.

  • @morecheapcoffee
    @morecheapcoffee 5 років тому +8

    Me: okay let's guess which one it is.
    Me: ITS ZACH! (zac zack aghghg)
    Emkay: Hi my name is Damien.
    Also me: Dangit we'll get *_em_* next time

  • @kvllerqveen7147
    @kvllerqveen7147 5 років тому +16

    Ok I don’t know why but everyone I have ever come across with their own “recipe” for instant ramen, makes the worst ramen known to man. Including damien

    • @morgus9215
      @morgus9215 5 років тому +1

      Goldfish Animating thats what people call his personal recipe. For them it taste good but for you may not. Gosh this is very obvious

    • @kvllerqveen7147
      @kvllerqveen7147 5 років тому +1

      Akmal-r/wooosh

    • @morgus9215
      @morgus9215 5 років тому

      Goldfish Animating no u

    • @stankyleginc.8157
      @stankyleginc.8157 5 років тому

      @@morgus9215 my brother puts peanut butter on his ramen and it makes me cringe

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 4 роки тому +1

    0:59 That's actually good, you get the frosting separate from the dough!

  • @SirVegas100
    @SirVegas100 5 років тому

    3:52 Eyyy, that's me! I made it into a reddit video! My life is complete.

  • @entity42
    @entity42 5 років тому +32

    Day two of telling Damien that none wants to pay an extra 100$ for wireless headphones

    • @grapes5672
      @grapes5672 5 років тому

      MPOW 059 Bluetooth Headphones are literally $20.

  • @willifit
    @willifit 5 років тому +4

    2:00 I'm 6'3" and my head was over a mirror in a restaurant in America
    Completely different problems

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 5 років тому +6

    When you peel off the protective film when you know it's been there a while: *nut*

  • @electricpocky5493
    @electricpocky5493 5 років тому

    I understand having the primal fear of scissors by your ears. My grandma burnt my ear and forehead with a hot comb when I was little, and I never got over that fear. I haven't even straightened my hair in 6 years, and I still flinch when seeing other people do their own hair.

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
    @obnoxiousbluebird6634 5 років тому

    I think Damien's OCD trigger is just dependent on the day. Some days something out of place makes his ears bleed, and others he's like "It's just one tile you big BABY!"

  • @radiowlet
    @radiowlet 5 років тому +4

    We'll be waiting for that coolmathgames stream, Damien.

  • @captainlevi7412
    @captainlevi7412 5 років тому +21

    “Denied”
    Me: That is cold😧

    • @7revoo
      @7revoo 5 років тому

      Denied
      _Denied_
      -Denied-
      *Denied*
      *_-Denied-_*

  • @OzzyPonders
    @OzzyPonders 5 років тому +24

    I opened UA-cam just in time to find this on my recommend

  • @silentchild3643
    @silentchild3643 5 років тому

    I'm actually dumb, i just realized Damien is Pothead from a channel he was on with Breezy and the gang like two years ago or so. Which explains Zach. I love this channel so much more 💙💜💚

  • @michaelgorilla9910
    @michaelgorilla9910 5 років тому

    Fun fact: I work in retail and if an item from the frozen or chilled area is left out in regular room temperature we have up to 4 hours to put is back and we can still sell them to the customers at full price.

  • @the_0dd_urca139
    @the_0dd_urca139 5 років тому +35

    Happy birthday Damien.
    I know how it feels to have a birthday at the end of November. Mine is tomorrow and for the past 2 years even my parents forgot.........

    • @janiepine
      @janiepine 5 років тому +6

      My birthday us tomorrow as well. Happy birthday to us 🎂

    • @rice2222
      @rice2222 5 років тому +1

      Happppy birthday November gang

    • @user-zm9tn9bj2q
      @user-zm9tn9bj2q 5 років тому +1

      Mine was two days ago. Happy Birthday to you!

    • @kiinuyo
      @kiinuyo 5 років тому +1

      Mines on December 1st so the only things I get are various advent calendars REEEEEE

    • @fatknuts
      @fatknuts 5 років тому

      Happy early birthday!!!

  • @darrel9733
    @darrel9733 5 років тому +5

    Mom: "Go to bed Now!
    Me: can't no body tell me nothin'

    • @catbucket8566
      @catbucket8566 4 роки тому

      XDDDDDDD HilariouS MeME! XDDDD can we gte 5.12 x 10^36 likes? XDDDD

  • @danielkrasno
    @danielkrasno 5 років тому +33

    "I'm gonna be 21 in 10 days"
    I'm gonna be 17 in 4 days

    • @Oli-xc4tm
      @Oli-xc4tm 5 років тому +4

      Imma be 13 in 4 days

    • @nagol_069
      @nagol_069 5 років тому +5

      Happy early birthday to noth of you

    • @xresinance1290
      @xresinance1290 5 років тому +8

      @@Oli-xc4tm imma be 2020 in 34 days

    • @danielkrasno
      @danielkrasno 5 років тому +1

      @@Oli-xc4tm really? 1st of December aswell?

    • @danielkrasno
      @danielkrasno 5 років тому +1

      @@nagol_069 Thanks

  • @d.dizzy1
    @d.dizzy1 5 років тому

    Damien, as a resident of South Dakota, I can definitely confirm that that's something that was posted. It's literally all over South Dakota's social media.

  • @Charlie-et4td
    @Charlie-et4td 5 років тому +2

    Mildly infuriating is when your second side channel has double to subscribers as your primary channel you've had for 6 years

  • @grandrekt9628
    @grandrekt9628 5 років тому +7

    Ever wanted to hear a pig die?
    keep rewinding at the start of the video.

  • @removed7790
    @removed7790 5 років тому +6

    That's not mildly infuriating, it's telling you to press "F" to respect the disign.

  • @shirleyjenlion187
    @shirleyjenlion187 5 років тому +4

    when you realize you're older than Damien

  • @ironycat5897
    @ironycat5897 5 років тому

    Quick story, we went to Spain with our school and when we got to the first hotel (after like 19h of flight, we had to stop in Germany) my friend took a shower and only after she dried up and got changed, she noticed blood on our towel and then we noticed little bits of blood on almost every bed. The hotel also refused to change our towel since they didn’t know if we had put the blood there (which we hadn’t). My friend straight up bursted into tears because so far the vacation was really shitty. Fortunately, the rest was very cool and we had a great time. We laugh about it now :)

  • @linux_doggo
    @linux_doggo 5 років тому

    Those Joy-Con come with the neon switch, the infuriating part is the fact that it's either entirely neon blue or red. Those grips as they're called are usually colourless or don't have a colour going with either Joy-Con

  • @aether4038
    @aether4038 5 років тому +8

    2:30 yes Damien, hence *Mildly* infuriating, not *Extremely* infuriating.

  • @Oli-xc4tm
    @Oli-xc4tm 5 років тому +11

    Last time I was this early Slazo still had the channel

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +6

      eheheheheheheh

    • @harmonydew6486
      @harmonydew6486 5 років тому +2

      @@EmKay I can't believe EmKay loves their own comment

  • @OverNightHowl
    @OverNightHowl 5 років тому +3

    His jokes should be on the rComedyheaven...

  • @balls1167
    @balls1167 4 роки тому

    Damien: I haven't been on cool math games in forever.
    His FBI agent: *checks search history* and that is a lie

  • @mindyobusiness6257
    @mindyobusiness6257 5 років тому

    After watching Atozy’s video ‘being cancelled’ where he praises his friendship with Damien, this gets recommended to me. Your content is pure and wholesome, and your heart seems to be as well :,) thanks for bringing back Atozy to us and being loyal to your friend x