2:42 I actually knew a kid when I was younger, and the teacher said “ I don’t know, can you?” When he asked to go to the bathroom, and he just left the class. Later, he came back and the teacher asked, “Why did you leave?” And he replied with: “I went to the bathroom.” He got detention right after that
The reason it said "No locks" is because when too many locks are put on it the combined weight might collapse the railing. 4:04 There is a video where some people go to a famous historical bridge with some statues on it covered in locks and cut them to save the bridge.
On June 4th in that year nothing special happened anywhere, but especially not in Beijing, at the Square of the Gate of Heavenly Peace. Nope. Not a thing. Nuh-uh.
I am the maddest of lads for I wash my hands save the water by turning it of after wetting my hands the put on soap then turn on the tap with soapy hands and don't clean the handle
Damien: "Before we get into that. Let me tell you guys abou- Me: Oh hey cool! Is this gonna be a new line of merch already? Damien: "t our Sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends." Me: **stands up and throws computer at wall**
I have a tip. Whenever someone says “I don’t know, can you?” Say: “Yes, yes I can” And do whatever you asked to do. (Would not advise trying on teachers)
i used to watch jayjay the jet plane, when i was like 8. i once asked my babysitter if she wanted to watch it with me, and she replied that adults find it scary, i was so confused. and now im confused how i didn't find it scary back then.
You’re probably the only guy who can make a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship sound interesting Edit: Thanks for the like! Edit 2: Thanks for 2 likes! Edit 3: Thanks for 4 likes! Edit 4: Thanks for 12 likes! Edit 5: Thanks for 13 likes!
For the TED talk one I would say: “Now, do you all see the power of letting way to subliminal messages? I was able to make you forget the last 45 minutes, solely by playing a video.”
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1:38 Exactly when the raid shadow legends advertisement ends
Blazer Face Let’s like this so everyone sees this. No, everyone NEEDS this.
Doing God's work.
Thank you
you are a good person thank you
We need more of people like u in this world
“Let me tell you about Raid Shadow Lengen-“
Me: No. I don’t think I will.
Damnit someone got to him first
madlad
And i fking tap the right side of the screen 6 times
No one not a single soul is safe from raid shadow legends
Even Damien falls to the power of raid shadow legends
Knock knock!
Me: who's there?
Raid sha-
Me: I'm not home
The online equivalent of a Jehovah's Witness.
correct
Lol
Edit:also this is too true
I feel like someones getting wooshed here, buy my r/wooosh for free to woosh people who dont get jokes
@@RowPaddles and get a free double if you check out *Raid Shadow Legends*
Damien: Raid Shadow Legends
_Earth just lost its best defender_
@@slayer2110 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT??.
@@slayer2110 did you point that glock
@@slayer2110 are you alive
U were said to destroy the sith not join them
@@pustota7254 what did the slayer guy say?
Why dosent he start these with “my namien is damien”
Sir you deserve an award
I didn't know I needed this before reading this comment.
Can you extend your jaw open so I can obtain a sweet treat?
This hurts my brain
Thank you
"IPhone, Samsung. It doesn't matter, it's all illegal in the theater"
[ *Brings a tablet to the theater* ]
" *Whatcha gonna do now? HUH* "
Mp3 mp4 and mp5 yeah they are also not allowed in the theater yet some people love to bring them in the theater
@@hollex1096 and mp7 too
@@hollex1096 underrated joke. Seems like not many people got it lmao
why did you quote that
0:51
Me:sees the "Includes paid promotion"
Also me:oh no
Damien:let me tell you about raid shadow legends
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Splish splash I got ready to dash
just skip it
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2:42 I actually knew a kid when I was younger, and the teacher said “ I don’t know, can you?” When he asked to go to the bathroom, and he just left the class. Later, he came back and the teacher asked, “Why did you leave?” And he replied with: “I went to the bathroom.” He got detention right after that
r/Ladmad
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS A LEGEND
That's some bull that he got detention
imagine giving detention to someone for doing something that our bodies cant prevent
@@TheDarkWarrior137 like dude
we get you are starved for attention
but don’t give us cancer for your kinks man
Damien: "Raid Sha."
Me: "Aight imma skip half a minute."
"Raid sha-" "KINGU CURIMSON"
me starts the video and goes to comment section, reads this confused hears RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
me OH
raid is like here you go have money to keep your Chanel alive i have seen them everywhere from big to small Chanels
i don't skip most sponsors
but when i hear "raid shadow legends"
fastest skip in the west
@@normanho5631 ahh a man of culture
UA-cam: pLay P L A Y pLaY RaiD rAiD R A I D.
Me: No. I don't think I will.
this zombie killer I know right! It’s annoying as hell.
Forget raid heroes when u got cat base mini
I’m proud to be the 169th like
I’ve seen so many raid adds that I memorized them
I hate it too but..it is actually a pretty good game
The reason it said "No locks" is because when too many locks are put on it the combined weight might collapse the railing.
4:04
There is a video where some people go to a famous historical bridge with some statues on it covered in locks and cut them to save the bridge.
I was looking for this comment I saw a video about people removing them
@@LvDalek there is a video on this in the channel *honest guide*
link to video thx
just search "cutting locks off bridge" and click on the 1st one
error 404 link not found
bad joke? ill leave
Playing DS when light turns red: This is fine.
Playing DS when the light starts flashing: OMFG FIND THE FUCKING CHARGER RN
When I saw this, my brain did that one scenes from Jaiden Animation’s video “Dating things I shouldn’t”
Pewdiepie says that RAID is annoying
RAID: sorry I couldn't hear you
I mean... at least he didn’t say “The most IMMERSIVE mobile RPG you can find!”
Don't let this distract you from the fact that pewds gave RAID Shadow Legends a free shoutout on his 100mil subscriber channel
Lalrivunga Hnamte stfu
Lalrivunga Hnamte stop spamming
Raid shadow leggings
Damien : Our sponsor is raid shadow leg-
Me : They got you too?
Because of RAID, They received the 743rd dislike
Same
That sellout
Haha cant even download it in my region for some reason
I disliked because of it
Damien: now let’s talk about our sponsor... RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
me: ah sh*t, here we go again...
Wølf 47 it’s everywhere! It doesn’t even look fun it looks boring and slow.
NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH
NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH
I Mfing Got Like 20 Ads-
NO!!! DAMIEN!!! DON'T DO IT!!! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!1!11!1!1!!!!!!
laid shadow legent
Ahh that's hot
*that's HOT Garbage*
damien: laughs at raid shadow legends memes
also damien: *this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends*
Sign: Do not animal
Me: Oh its big brain time
Sign: Do not animal
Me: Humans are mammals, mammals are animals. So I can't human?
WOODBURY_ GAMING36
right, so go commit not human. What does that entail?
That sign means ‘Do not release animals into the wild here’
@@yaotingng8037 but we are in the wild... and we are animals.. so if you walk in.. you no longer be allowed to leave.
r/ihadastroke
Ádám Fejes I’ll flood the place with water and let free the fish
“Lemme tell you about our sponsor”
double taps right
eT Turtle x3
i don't skip most sponsors
but when i hear "raid shadow legends"
fastest skip in the west
help the guy don't be like that :(
@@amd9918 it's nothing i have against the guy, i just REALLY dislike raid shadow legends
Timothy Ross same, i saw it about 17 times these recent months
"you can't erase your past"
Chinese Government in 1989: *sweats profusely*
YOU CAN'T ERASE YOUR PAST
ur likes where ok 100 but i ruined it cuz i like ur commet
sam I don’t think anybody asks
On June 4th in that year nothing special happened anywhere, but especially not in Beijing, at the Square of the Gate of Heavenly Peace. Nope. Not a thing. Nuh-uh.
@@LongandWeirdName And tanks were definitely not involved. No siree.
6:11 "try and spell that"
me: *turns of captions* AHAH
Cod mobile: Can you please stop saying “the most immersive rpg ever?”
Raid:
Cod mobile: *FOR FIVE MINUTES!*
shut the fuck up
real gamers play pixel gun 3d
sycipsgd I love that game
Pixel gun is better than minecraft
I said that as a joke and there's people agreeing with me
Nah true Chad's play turbo dismount
Invisible Man in flip flops: IM NAKED AND ITS-
Me: *f r e e r e a l e s t a t e.*
**damien wheeze laughter**
Damien: *starts to talk about raid shadow legends*
Me: aw sh*t here we go again
Copy paste much?
@@tommytimmy8441 indeed
@@tommytimmy8441 Copy paste much?
Copy paste much?
@@sauviel6296 indeed
11:29 "With out using the letter "e" inside"
Damien: "There's multiple letter "e" just on the cover alone.....he failed"
Uhm... That's the outside of the book?
@@LongandWeirdName yeah that's the point.
Emkay: Raid shadow le-
Me: goodbye emkay... I have to leave now...
Just don’t watch the damien ones
oh crap i was about to suggest DeeLee and then i saw my reply…
yes
@@Enderia2 People do change
@@wulf768 Character development
UA-camr hits 100k:
Raid Shadow Legends: It's free real estate
He has 1 m subs tho
But its not free
leonnugget24 r/woooosh
Bruv
I don’t see anyone talking about Damien’s voice so... His voice is smooth like smooth peanut butter.
mmmmMMMMM
He IS peanut butter. It's a rare condition, actually.
@@thatonelemonboio8579 Who's gonna be the jelly?
I’m allergic to nuts
yes
his throat is easy to spread on a piece of bread
11:17 I want Damien as my dad. Seriously, he seems like the human version of a hug
UA-cam: #26 trending for gaming.
Me: "looking at category"
Says "comedy."
gaming
the sponsor
gaming
@mine3489 plays roblox maybe maybe not
Dang, even the FBI dunno how to spell correctly
Em kay : let me tell you about raid
Everyone: earth has lost their greatest defender.
No offense but bastion is shit. Doomfist gang, rise up
@@hopefullynotanidiot7072 ahem. But mcree is a good boy
@@hopefullynotanidiot7072 mobile games are complete shit in general.
forget doomfist
cute murderous Robot is all we need
@@hopefullynotanidiot7072 shut the frick up
*no.*
*don’t go to the dark side damien.*
*there’s still time to save yourself.*
*dont let raid take over.*
Just like JonTron...
please... dont let its curroption draw you in...
quick, before its to late, look away.
@@danielmerek3928 c :
I love these comments
you were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them damien!
Damien: our sponser raid sha-
Me: skips ahead 30 sec
No one:
Damien: it's free! *ItS FreE!*
*I dont think its free*
Don't let this distract from the fact that I post a vid of an egg every day
@@TheDailyEgg ooooo
*_F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE_*
Creditreport.com Baby!
Damian: lemme tell you about raid sha-
[Everyone disliked that]
@@burnoutgrt5790 I feel like you missed the joke
They scam youtubers out of money
@@dogesuchwow9845 No- that's not how it works, they give money for youtubers to shout them out
"Charles Entertainment Cheese"? Is thAT LEGIT?!
It literally is.
Supposedly, he’s an orphan, meaning he never had his own birthday. So instead, he helps celebrate every other kids birthday to fill the void
"A POWERFUL RAT NAMED CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE" -Defunctland
Yes. Chucky is a nickname for Charles
Yes
0:01 It's beautiful . . . It bring a tear to my eyes
Law: "Do not animals"
Me a pet owner: *cries in sad*
Merry Christmas, dio
Thanks for the comments, Saio-sama!
Wait you guys got a new dog? Wonder what happened to Danny...
I bet you have a cat
Me: *does tears*
The book said it doesn’t have any e’s IN the book, the cover is not in it
okay smartypants do you want a prize!!! a sticker maybe!!!!
I am the maddest of lads for I wash my hands save the water by turning it of after wetting my hands the put on soap then turn on the tap with soapy hands and don't clean the handle
@@EmKay ok Boomer
Does all the text printed in the book, before the actual story begins (the copyright stuff, credits and such) also lack any "e"?
@@EmKay Damien, we need to press X to doubt!
Damien: "Before we get into that. Let me tell you guys abou-
Me: Oh hey cool! Is this gonna be a new line of merch already?
Damien: "t our Sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends."
Me: **stands up and throws computer at wall**
0:20 * Jared, Nineteen vine starts playing *
My very drunk ass starts laughing so hard I almost bust a lung
What up I'm Jared nineteen, and I never learned how to fricken read
Perfect.
“This video is sponsored by RAID Shadow Legends” Me: * sigh. *
The reason he lost weight while eating only KFC was because he had a calorie deficit fro either working out or not eating a lot of KFC.
Noah Birch or had cancer
probably not enough nutritional value
Also muscle is denser than fat, so as the muscle gives way to fat, it'll seem like he lost weight
Its mike jeavons, its a series called a week on kfc 😁
Noah Birch 100 like!!!♥️♥️♥️
I have a tip.
Whenever someone says “I don’t know, can you?”
Say:
“Yes, yes I can”
And do whatever you asked to do.
(Would not advise trying on teachers)
It’s all fun and games until I murder a class of children after telling myself “yes, yes I can” and get sentenced to 20 years in prison
Unless... Your me 👉😀👉
I tried on a teacher
@@Anastasia.anderson what did he or she say after loo
Lol*
i used to watch jayjay the jet plane, when i was like 8. i once asked my babysitter if she wanted to watch it with me, and she replied that adults find it scary, i was so confused. and now im confused how i didn't find it scary back then.
Raid:**sponsor emkay**
Me:NOW THAT'S A MADLADS.!
Nobody:
Every youtuber: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
You were the chosen one Damien... Not Raid shadow legends
It will take all of us one day, maybe not tomorrow or next week but it will consume us all.
@@braderzzz0096 But before that, let's talk about today's sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends!
@@DylanIsMyBirthName *taps right thrice*
4:26 let's face it, the editor is the true madlad here
"florida man..."
damien: *O F C O U R S E*
*student
your daddy
69 likes
Personally I named my iPad "Toshiba Stainless Steel Convection Microwave" just to confuse people.
5:35 why did you search Scooby doo offbrand?
Romania: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
I'm from Romania. But I never searched for Scooby Doo porn movies
It's because the Roman Gods looked it up
romanian here to
God told me to do it in my dreams
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 here we are ortodox
Me: *sees 'includes paid promotions'*
Me: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Damien: *shows raid on the top three and blurs other games out*
Also Damien: Other games were never an option
Damien a Sargent isn't really that high up in the chain ( like he's the guy in charge of electronics at Walmart) he deserves to be a lieutenant.
Sign: "Do not animals"
Damien: "Oh I Will Animals"
donotanimal
9:52 I love how the teacher is just like 'I give up' and just smashes his head on the table.
Damien : Have you heard of Rai-
Me : SHUT
*”ØF ÇÕÙRŠĘ...”*
-Damien 2019
Not you too damien. This was the only channel left that didn’t advertise raid shadow legends.
the spiffing brit still hasn't.
Mitten squad said I don't got sponsered by literal trash the trash is raid
Kesi K. Who tf is that
Lannan
I haven't sponsored Raid
You’re probably the only guy who can make a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship sound interesting
Edit: Thanks for the like!
Edit 2: Thanks for 2 likes!
Edit 3: Thanks for 4 likes!
Edit 4: Thanks for 12 likes!
Edit 5: Thanks for 13 likes!
thanks for no more edits
@@purplecat6578 I don’t know why I don’t get the notifications
@@theasandys So edit the comment now to thank each like. Each like. I dare you
13th like lol
@@hackym.7910 Thanks
Me: starts video and sees includes paid promotion
Also me: definitely raid
Mine got no sponsers
Me: Doesn't laugh at damien's joke
Damien: Starts explaining the joke
Me:😂
naked invisible guy with flip flops:
pay me to do nothing: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Damien's laughs are the most wholesome thing you will ever hear
one of my nostrils is stuffed up and one of my ears won’t pop.
I’m dying
Edit: first of all TYSM for all the likes, but WHY
Sounds like a head cold~
SouthParkFirefly D Y I N G
@@southparkfirefly get a GRIP luigi they are IN THE JAWS OF DEATH
Both are happening to me while I'm typing this reply
Welcome to my world
My body forced me to wake up at 4pm today... 4PM!!!
Damien: gets sponsored by raid
Shadow legends and gets money
Also damien: puts ads on the video
you Do know he don’t own the channel it’s slazo and zach and him both get paid as well as slazo so you might need the money from ur JOB
riley johnson, yea makes sense. Only just said it. Its not that i dont want them to earn a living :/
Worse is when a youtuber makes a promotion video for a product they sell ... and they put ads on their ad! >.
2:01 wait, no joke my dads car was covered in cardboard like 3 or 4 years ago! (we live in Amsterdam as well)
nice
Nice
Nice
Bad
Bad
“And now to talk about our sponsor rai-“
KINGU CRIMSON
is tha-
Yup... a jojo refrence
Hell yeah.
Looks like King Crimson skipped the paid promotion.
Oh please.. Dont mention that.. that jerk-
Video: *"YOU CANNOT ERASE YOUR PAST"*
Diavolo: **angry devil noises**
which diavolo
@@chanyawww makes sense
I don't think he's in a position to be angry.
Kekka Dake Da!
I just refused to breathe...
*_I'm just a madlad_*
Try it longer and you'll be a deadlad
The Outsider
Worth it
11:58
Me to that guy: "Amin Yashed check twice just to be sure."
nice
4:20 Andrew yang: come with me, and you’ll bee, in a world of pure intoxication!
“Try and spell it”
Me opening subtitles and finds his phone
Waiting for the day he says "my dame is Namien"
Locks on bridges aren’t cute, they can weigh down and destroy the structural integrity and can take hours or days to remove from the bridge
Emkay: *talking about sponsor*
Me: *sees it*
Also me: "WHERE'S THE SKIP, WHERE IS IT"
4:38 the plot of part 5 of JoJo's bizarre adventure
14:35
Everyone: Jet Plane
Damien: Jet Airplane
1:39 when promo ends
"There's layers to the crackage" - Damien (2019)
This man serves ads more often than cable tv. And then has a sponsor to boot.
@@Gandhi_Physique no adblock on mobile
Low blow
But respect
Nobody:...
Raid shadow legends: wanna get sponsored
Emkay: and a word from our sponsor Raid Shadow Led-
Everyone: 🔴Skip🔴👋🏻
"Randy writes a novel" comedie with the story of Gumtree and the guys laugh is insanely close to your laugh
Never thought I’d see the day Damien does a RAID ad
*Raid: Shadow Legends*
By the green ununfathomable tentacles of the great dreamer cthulhu, leave me alone!
me : hears damians voice
also me : this is going to be a good video
R.I.P Zach
But also same lol it's the sad truth
alex ohh is there something wrong with zack huh
yus
i kinda feel bad for zach now
oliver its with an h
Damien: “Let me tell you about rai-
Me: “I’m gonna stop you right there.”
I know how to spell it.
"Ooblapbloo"
You're welcome.
DAMIAN HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY THE RAID ADVERTISEMENTS NOOOOOOOOOOO
0:13 Finally emkay not laughing at his own joke
That’s because it cuts off with the vine. We all know deep down that he did in fact laugh.
The real mad lad is Damien who made a Raid shadow Legends sponsorship.
Damian: put 2 mad lad posts before saying its R/madlads instead of 1
m a d l a d
THEY GOT Em Kay, too? Damn. Raid: Shadow Legends is EVERYWHERE.
For the TED talk one I would say:
“Now, do you all see the power of letting way to subliminal messages? I was able to make you forget the last 45 minutes, solely by playing a video.”
Everyone: oH mY GoD rAiD sHaDoW lEgEnDs.
Me: Where is the my name is Damien?
"BUT FIRST A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR, RAID SHADOW (f-ing) LEGENDS"
And I thought EmKay was immune to Raid Shadow Legends being a meme channel
Fun Fact: Unless that's a different sheep that hid in a cave for 6 years to avoid getting sheared I think his name is actually Shrek
4:13 they don’t allow locks because enough can (and has in some places) damage the bridge and even break parts off