@@jb76489 While that's true, the average person doesn't know that (certainly seems like Damien doesn't know that) - so that's why it'd be submitted to r/Facepalm. It's almost a meta-facepalm in that the poster doesn't get how poker tables usually work (in that it's nigh impossible to see someone's cards from their glasses due to how low they peek at them).
@@jb76489 That makes no sense. The glasses tell people if you have a good hand or not, it allows them to see you hand. I don't see what peeking at the corners have to do with being better. They can still see part of the card.
3:35 The best part is that Alex tweeted it out himself. The creator of the show has no idea why they did it because they didn't ask him, but doesn't even seem mad. It seems like he finds it funny, even.
@All my subscribers are in gulag Dude shut the absolute fuck up its just something they like. And not all fuckin gacha videos are fucked up with some incest or sexual shit. Not every gacha video is about furries. Not every gacha video is pure shit. Stop putting peoples self esteem down. Listen, people can do what they like. This person could be like 10 11 or 12. Stop being a bitch
All my subscribers are in gulag How did this channel offend you in any way? Just because some tubers of the same community are bad doesn’t mean every one is disgusting. TBH you are the one being disgusting here.
As a Swede, that didn't really sound any worse than any other pronunciation I've heard. No one's ever gonna be able to pronounce foreign names perfectly without practice anyway, so say it however you like! If you're curious, it's closer to "tune-behry".
Grizzly Prod tbh it makes more sense that she’s from the past because she likes to travel by boat and stuff instead of planes. Plus if you went to the future and saw things were EVEN WORSE wouldn’t you tell them to knock it off while they made fun of you for traveling by plane/car?
What I find funny is how they decide to remove the symbol on the fez when it is a big part of the lore behind the series and the ending episodes.... Great job, Disney Plus
9:02 My relgion says eat teachers that give me bad grades and they must be alive in horric pain or it will anger cthulhu so thank you ohio for helping me be my true self
My girlfriend : Stuffs face with food two hours before interview. No one: She's so brave! Celebrity : Stuffs her face with food before a big event The media : She's so brave!
The guy surfing just did the best snuck move EVER!! You see ,now he can say he spent thousands of dollars on that ring and she’ll never know, now he can say all he can afford is a simple bronze ring and she’ll still be happy as a pig in slop!!! LOL
I can somehow relate to this. Before the lockdown, my blind neighbor always had his coworker to help him get things he needed and drive him places. One of the nicest people i’ve seen.
The image at 4:11 is intentional design. Notice the brickwork is porous. They want the water to soak into the ground to recharge local water tables. But to avoid flooding, they raise drains like this as an overflow in heavy rain. This is quite common where I live, where we rely on groundwater.
Removing grunkle Stan's fez defeats the whole purpose of the show, in the last few episodes that symbol shows where he belongs on the circle and it's just ridiculous how some 47 year old Karen can complain about how cartoon symbols give her children polio and not the lack of vaccinations.
Had a close Native American friend growing up who insisted upon being called, 'Chief Rolling Dice.' In college I was doing a project and asked him to speak tersely about Native American life in a video. It's a close up of him saying, 'Casino.' And that's it. God I love you, Chris Drymon. God bless you and your beautiful Fam.
7:45 except the thing is, that was a fake ring. He had expected that to happen, so he kept the real one on shore safe from the ocean. the only thing that is facepalm worthy is the post itself, for it is wrong.
6:28 When I worked at Walmart, I watched a guy actually push the cart corral out of its spot with his car so he can park there. Also, he was using a urinal cake as an air freshener.
11:03 she is wearing reflective glasses, at a poker table, so her opponents could look at the glasses and see her hand, that’s a facepalm
Shes cheating herself and the people sitting next to her
Rahal Fan boy plenty of professionals wear reflective sunglasses, you don’t pick up your cards though, just peek at the corners
Ahhh I was going to say is it just because it's Kim Kardashian lol
@@jb76489 While that's true, the average person doesn't know that (certainly seems like Damien doesn't know that) - so that's why it'd be submitted to r/Facepalm. It's almost a meta-facepalm in that the poster doesn't get how poker tables usually work (in that it's nigh impossible to see someone's cards from their glasses due to how low they peek at them).
@@jb76489 That makes no sense. The glasses tell people if you have a good hand or not, it allows them to see you hand. I don't see what peeking at the corners have to do with being better. They can still see part of the card.
"That isn't even a facepalm, it's just a dumb thing!"
Yes Damien...and what do you do when something is incredibly stupid?
Josugay LMAO
**facepalm**
r/facepalm
OI JosG🅰️Y I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE PENCIL SHARPENER WITH THE HAND AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING ISN'T THAT WACKY
You do this->🤦🏾♀️
The second headphone is for sending music directly to his brain
You managed to made me laughed at this.
@@christinewhoyt It's a joke
@@cuuh. I know that's why. Edit did you know that I had posted that other comments 2 months ago.
@@cuuh. what do you think jokes are for?
@@Ultragay_bacon make people laugh lmao, your comment is a joke it made me laugh
“Do Millennials even eat food?”
𝑰𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒎𝒚?
*eating food then dies laughing*
Nah I photosynthesize, get with the times man
nah its communism
If they did that would mean two things
A.) They stole it or
B.) CoMmUnIsm
@@exuberantAndroid*CoMmUnIsM*
"Am I supposed to be looking at the reflection?"
Damien, the fact there is a reflection is the problem
11:06 she’s playing poker with mirrored glasses (they can see her cards).
_Laugh count:_
0:26
1:28
2:50
4:04
4:12
4:53
5:32
7:16
10:42
i probaly forgot a lot but here u go
thank you.
the hero returns!
EmKay He’s not a hero, he is our savior, the new Messiah.
EmKay yo dude you are true Florida man I will make the fan art, but I don’t got reddit :( if you want it just text me 1-4093703279
@@okuaumaru2679 you know that we can text you since we have your number.. Right??????
Damien: hey chief...I got something to tell you...John Wick is Kea- (ad)
Me: alright, keep your secrets
>"ad"
Is this some kind of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
Scar Hartman maybe or you have Adblock
@@snartsi No. What I have is UA-cam Premium. Adblock doesn't work on UA-cam ads.
Mister Karmik YES👏IT👏DOES
so that means that the rock is dwayne johnson
*joke*: .....
Damien:wheeez
*own joke:*exists**
Damien: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ
FEROCIOUS 376 this comment that’s in every video no one: WHEEZE
@@pyroz9788 ever heard of using
*THE ENTER KEY/BUTTON?*
FEROCIOUS376 this is so unoriginal...
Damien "Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease" Lee
Ahaha
Who needs vaccinations anyways
When we got Damiens laugh.
Laughter is the best medicine....
And death. Laughter and death.
Damiens laugh is best sound ever
*Thy had us in the first half, not gonna lie.*
The people at Disney+: _Removes the symbol on Stan's fez_
Guys
*_THEY RUINED WEIRDMAGEDDON_*
Try stop me now mortals
_Pulls out quantum destabilizer_
_Prepares to fire_
The36thArcticWolf
Don’t miss
I know right
You really thought you could stop me Stanf-
wait who are you!?
3:35 The best part is that Alex tweeted it out himself. The creator of the show has no idea why they did it because they didn't ask him, but doesn't even seem mad. It seems like he finds it funny, even.
When he giggles at the first post you know it’s gonna be a good video.
7:22
Joker laugh.
And, if I'm being honest, the face in the reflection looks more. . . human to me than the photoshopped one.
“Meghan closes car door”
*MA I CLOSED A CAR DOOR BEFORE I’M FAMOUS-*
All my subscribers are in gulag I’m...sorry for offending you...?
@All my subscribers are in gulag
Dude shut the absolute fuck up its just something they like. And not all fuckin gacha videos are fucked up with some incest or sexual shit. Not every gacha video is about furries. Not every gacha video is pure shit. Stop putting peoples self esteem down. Listen, people can do what they like. This person could be like 10 11 or 12. Stop being a bitch
All my subscribers are in gulag
And i just checked their channel. They arent that bad. So just stop.
All my subscribers are in gulag
How did this channel offend you in any way? Just because some tubers of the same community are bad doesn’t mean every one is disgusting. TBH you are the one being disgusting here.
Cheetah GHK couldnt agree more
"building don't tilt because earth is flat"
The *Leaning* Tower of Pizza: Yea about that
It's"the leaning tower of PISA.Although,I would like a leaning tower of pizza.🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Who's joe?
It's the leaning tower of CHEESE-sa
We have another leaning tower here in Teluk Intan.
@@tarahill9665 I’m guessing it was a typo lol maybe idk tjo
0:25 When it's the first day of school and you accidentally went in the wrong class
I actually did that once and god-
extremely relatable
Me: my goodness! Have you heard that Megan closed a car door?!
Friend: No way, your lying!
Nobody:
Damien: "Greeta Thoonboog"
HEHDHSH
As a Swede, that didn't really sound any worse than any other pronunciation I've heard. No one's ever gonna be able to pronounce foreign names perfectly without practice anyway, so say it however you like! If you're curious, it's closer to "tune-behry".
1:46 that was a picture from the past so how would that mean she is here to warn us
1. It's kinda just a joke "conspiracy theory".
2. Who decided that time travelers can only travel in one direction?
Grizzly Prod tbh it makes more sense that she’s from the past because she likes to travel by boat and stuff instead of planes. Plus if you went to the future and saw things were EVEN WORSE wouldn’t you tell them to knock it off while they made fun of you for traveling by plane/car?
@@christalcavanaugh what?
The downfall of the planet would happen in the future, it wouldn’t make sense if she travelled from the passed
Stan's fez has changed multiple times throughout the series
I believe there was a theory about the meaning of that
What I find funny is how they decide to remove the symbol on the fez when it is a big part of the lore behind the series and the ending episodes....
Great job, Disney Plus
KateInTheCorner
SJWs are a special kind of stupid
@@randomuser5443 what is even the problem with the symbol??
@@randomuser5443 SJWs have nothing to do with this, you invalid
Pringles Original then why do they feel the need to remove the symbol?? is it part of the lore? I don't watch this show.
Nobody:
Damien: "oh no thats baaAHHAHAHFPSPAPFPAPA-"
Emkay: *laughs*
Me: +100HP
Damien’s laugh moght be the cure for cancer were looking for
3:38 startled me so bad. Apparently hearing my name is scary. Thanks brain.
Privacy who.
Never heard of her
I Frinking love Emkay
I fucking love when people say fricking
emkay frinking loves you
I like how when someone does something stupid, Emkay's default insult is just *ROCKS*
"once your famous anything you do is news"
this just in "put famous person here" went shopping today!
then went back home and took a dump.
Zack: chuckles
Damien: You're free trial of air has expired
11:07 that’s playing poker with reflective sunglasses
Emkay: we probably all have a doppleganganger
Me with purple hair: i dont think so
Only true gamers have the biggest of brains
3:00
Me: sees "tested positive" *hyperventilates*, then I realized this was made in December 2019
HIV: ‘Am I a joke to you?’
AAAAAAAAAA
9:02
My relgion says eat teachers that give me bad grades and they must be alive in horric pain or it will anger cthulhu so thank you ohio for helping me be my true self
I love that moment in every video when Damian starts whispering and puts on that New York accent, in other words he turns into ASMR Damian.
0:01 That guy is flexing on us.
Damien: Doesn’t comment on a post questioning deaf people reading
Me: You weren’t supposed to do that
Damien: that’s a weird haircut
Me: basically has the same haircut 😭😭
4:37 I love that yell lmao
The news:Omg a dent in her car holy s***
Everyone else: Why?
DID SOMEONE CALL 91- HOLY SH#T
Oops i didnt mean to link it
Damien’s laughter brings me joy.
I love it when Damien uses his Chills voice to talk about rats
2:41 The Leaning Tower of Piza: _Am I a joke to you?_
11:05
she's playing cards with reflective glasses Hence her cards can be visible to everyone
"I'm sure we all have a doppelgänger from a hundred odd years ago."
Poor bugger.
My girlfriend : Stuffs face with food two hours before interview.
No one: She's so brave!
Celebrity : Stuffs her face with food before a big event
The media : She's so brave!
I never said that
-no one two years later
Was sad today. Damien's laugh made me feel so much better :) thanks Damien
Damien’s laugh is very amusing
EmKay:uploads a new video
My depression:i’ma head out
1:16
The image:Has hat and sunglasses and is using hands to block the sun
The first thing I think: The three red circles look like a face
11:25 that's the kind of person who wonders how Blue Ray can make so many movies.
Everyone:”what’s 9+10”
Me:”a dead meme”
The window on the toilet door is for an audience to watch as you crap a 50ton turd
The Kim k poker one is she is wearing reflective glasses so when she’s plays everyone can see her cards
4:53 sounds like jokers laugh in LEGO Batman 2/3
His laugh always makes me laugh
this is a positive outcome
I broke my arm yesterday and watching emkay because it is one of the few things that makes me happy
1:52 that one is obviously just a joke the person who posted that got wooshed
I thought the “facepalm” part was terrible customer service
The guy surfing just did the best snuck move EVER!! You see ,now he can say he spent thousands of dollars on that ring and she’ll never know, now he can say all he can afford is a simple bronze ring and she’ll still be happy as a pig in slop!!! LOL
I'm blind and have a truck. I have a friend drive me around when I need to go somewhere.
I can somehow relate to this. Before the lockdown, my blind neighbor always had his coworker to help him get things he needed and drive him places. One of the nicest people i’ve seen.
10:59 she's at a poker table wearing super reflective glasses. Which pretty much defeats the purpose of the entire game 😂
5:53 yes *hanging* with her friends
2:46 it works because of the sheer size of the earth
I actually read the title "Small brain Time"
I scrolled to the comments really fast and I read "Big brain small brain" because I just glimpsed the title.
The image at 4:11 is intentional design. Notice the brickwork is porous. They want the water to soak into the ground to recharge local water tables. But to avoid flooding, they raise drains like this as an overflow in heavy rain. This is quite common where I live, where we rely on groundwater.
I love the intro song
everytime Damien laughd i get 16 years added to my lifetime
Ya'll no nut november is ending, *you know what that means*
Dad, why is the bathroom covered on milk?
Does it mean that people will stop lying about having not yanked the crank?
Zbruh Pie f**k off Ari
@@renzoarribasplata7597 Ahahahahaha
nut time !
3:38 scared the crap out of me because i wasn't looking at the screen and my name is Ashton lol
Damien.
# is not a pound sign.
£ is a pound sign.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talks.
Actually # used to be called the pound button on flip phones
NKProductions2014
# is a called a pound sign, it shares a name with the £ sign, your TedTalk has incorrect information, go figure.
That laugh at 0:25 was too adorable I couldn't help but laugh as well
Removing grunkle Stan's fez defeats the whole purpose of the show, in the last few episodes that symbol shows where he belongs on the circle and it's just ridiculous how some 47 year old Karen can complain about how cartoon symbols give her children polio and not the lack of vaccinations.
5:18 That is bravery, if you consider the alternative is having massive diarrhea all over the red carpet lol
Video: *comes out 14 minutes ago*
Also video: *has 2 dislikes*
Me: *why*
Because some people don't like the EmKay channel... It's not that big of a deal.
Alright but Damien's fans are seriously some of the nicest I've seen
*breathes in*
Is the earth is flat the cats would have pushed us off the side by now
I have not been able to watch you for the past 5 weeks due to no internet. Im grateful to be back in the community! :)
Being first in an Emkay vid is really something these days
#NotificationGang
Yep
U r 4th
2:21 I sometimes act like that on purpose, just to annoy my family and friends.
They don't talk to me anymore.
First like! 👍
Kids...
Get your flu shots.
Once my mom forgot to get my sister vaccinated for the flu, and she got the flu...
Person: does or says something dumb
Emkay: “Hey chief...”
8:34 my dyslexia got the better of me right there.
A New EmKay is a good day.
You're seriously my favorite UA-camr. I looooove your stuff and your humor!
1:50 I really think it's about how if she comes from the past she can't warn us about the future.
Had a close Native American friend growing up who insisted upon being called, 'Chief Rolling Dice.'
In college I was doing a project and asked him to speak tersely about Native American life in a video. It's a close up of him saying, 'Casino.' And that's it.
God I love you, Chris Drymon. God bless you and your beautiful Fam.
2:20 this isn't a facepalm.
this is a WHOOOOOSH!
me, an ashton cleaning her room casually listening to emkay
3:38 scared me just a tiny lol
Imagine being so famous that if you where to tie your shoes the entire news world just reports on you
Damien: Yeah, I'm going to insomnia next year!
Covid-19: Are you sure about that?
1:54 if shes a time traveler from the past then how can she warn us of the future? Lmfao
5:10
Me : Bravery ? it's just food
Damien : it's just food
Me : xD
7:45 except the thing is, that was a fake ring. He had expected that to happen, so he kept the real one on shore safe from the ocean. the only thing that is facepalm worthy is the post itself, for it is wrong.
Damien saying chief is the only thing that's keeping me from insanity
When someone cuts kit kats instead of breaking it
OH NO I HATE THAT
Happy birthday Damian!!! I have been trying to send you a delightful birthday message for a bit! Be well, enjoy 21!!!!
6:28 When I worked at Walmart, I watched a guy actually push the cart corral out of its spot with his car so he can park there. Also, he was using a urinal cake as an air freshener.
0:01
My man is just staying humble
... time traveler. From the past. To warn us. About our future?
3:37 HOLY SHIT, MY NAME IS ASHTON TOO
The ring dropped in the ocean wasn’t the real ring. The guy bought a fake and used that to make sure that if he dropped it it wasn’t a big deal