@Xyler Corneas Im not even a furry this is a joke I made for a grand strategy game and didn't want to image to go to waste. But if you want I can speak to you in OwO talk if thats your kink.
But... he's kind of right. The egg is designed to withstand the weight of warmth, be it either a parent or nest. Yes, hatching does require the egg to be broken, but it's not like the egg-laying creatures of the world are laying them JUST to crack.
3:37 i play violin and that is THE biggest rule. never touch that hair (white part). the oils in your hands ruin it. that right there is absolutely infuriating
I joined the school orchestra in 4th grade to learn the Violin, and spent an entire year practicing my butt off only to never get better. I was playing a Viola like a violin and my music teacher never noticed, we only found out when I returned it to the rental place at the end of the school year. An entire year of learning and practicing and being continually disappointed in myself because I was playing the wrong instrument...
gam mal I don’t know where that logic of chaotic painting came from, but it’s still frustrating for some. I have pretty bad OCD, it actually hurts to see a comment at an uneven number, that’s why it’s personally really frustrating for me. He probably just thought it was dumb either way, because it’s not hard to put the right colour in the right spot
When a vet says your pet is under, or over weight, they're not saying "they're a little fat" or "just keep an eye on them, they might not be eatingbenough." They're telling you they're ALREADY under or over weight, and that it's already a problem, an a health hazard. They're not telling you, they're going towards a health hazard, it's already happened.
That’s not always true. An example being my West highland terrier was overweight for his breed. But he’s bigger than a normal Westy. And he gets walked every day and is on a diet designed specifically for him.
@@okay3298 in that case, he's "heavier than the breeds average" Hence the BMI chart. It's retards who think their pet is cute, when they have breathing problems, and can barely walk... Saying, they're just a little wide when the vet is trying to tell them, they're not healthy.
I have dabbled in archery in my time and any imbisole who dare touch any bow like that can die in hell. Allso not to be rude but my OCD made me have to tell you its held not holded
That is a violin/cello/bass/viola bow. It’s on it this sub because if you hold the bow by the hair the oil from your fingers will ruin the bow and you need to pay about $50 - $70 to re-hair the bow as well as 3 to 4 days to get it back AT LEAST
The brick sidewalk at 2:20 with the fucked up line was clearly a section they dug up to probably fix a pipe or wire, and when they put the bricks back they couldn't be pissed to line em back up right.
They also have machines for that, all the bricks go into this container, then get placed (in the brick pattern) on a plate, then it gets placed on the pavement. Atleast, in the Netherlands 😊
Used to play violin, hated it cuz of the teacher i had, constantly pressed our fingers riiiiight into the strings and the neck bit riiiiight into our neck so we had painful marks on us after each lesson and she would berate us for really small things :/
@@a_puntato29 I am sorry you met such a fate. I've spent 7 years learning the violin now, haven't had any of those thanks to my lovely teacher. If you ever decide to pick it back up, it'll be nice.
2:17 I'll let you in on a secret: they build the paving first, and they paint the strip only later. If they have to remove the paving for whatever reason at a later time, they don't bother to put every single piece back in the same place
@@TheHellhound01 That picture is from romania,iasi.Ik because i live there.It is near the bahlui.They dont have prgramming errors because they use a guy with a brush or a tractor with a brush
The colorblind one gets me so bad because they don't even go for the full deception of trying to make you believe you're colorblind. They straight up show you true red and true green in the result examples.
My phone has 16GB on the built in storage but I can only use 3GB cause the rest is full of uninstallable system clutter and that 3GB is also slowly decreasing for some unknown reason
I’m pretty sure the reason those headphones exist is so that you can have a small light at night (but it’s still dumb that he did it on a plane) (0:26)
At 6:16 when you play The Sims 4 and use a premade restaurant from the gallery only to find out the person who made it was just trying to annoy whoever uses it...
1:36 "that's a spring error or something bud." Okay, but I forward this: the twisty bits that hold the tip half to the click half got stripped like a bolt
World is facepalm so it Goes anything that’s stupid self some crappy designs to my liberating to curse things it’s just FaceTime anything that’s stupid will go on here so think before you speak idiot God fucking damn and I swear to God people these days don’t think before they speak and I’m not trying to put this on you but a lot of people on here don’t think before they speak someone at the very very very very bottom said well I cut my Kitcat the way and it was a picture of them cutting the Kitcat with a knife what the actual fuck
3:22 My friends and I tricked one of my friends into thinking she was colorblind, by arguing about whether it was red or green. The poor girl thought she was the only one seeing purple 😭
@Annabel Mcallister - nah, the reason they made the apple purple is so people would think they were colorblind and go to their bio and click the link (which most likely would’ve given their computer a virus or something)
4:42 we have these same exact pockets in our school. The first day of school the thing fell off the wall and cracked everybody’s phone and we were all pissed. First period too
As an adult, (barely) its so crazy to me that they do that to yall! Yall should all collectively jus tell them, “nah, fuck that” ya dig?? But yall should probly say it a lil nicer than that u feel me haha
@@MerkhVision A school I went to "officially" did this but never really put it in practice, they had the pouches but none of the teachers cared (one did but if you answered a challenge equation then she'd give it right back)
Same, even though at the time I only had like a slide phone, I always kept an eye on that Sh!t because it made me trust people even less than I already did. When my little bro went to the school I graduated from, the whole school was apparently like that and it frustrates me thinking about it.
@@MerkhVision You don't sound like an adult. Are you sure you went to school? Oh, I'm sorry. I mean. *ahem* 'Ey, mah brotha' from anotha' madda'! Do ya even schools?
Rae Rohan: In America. It just depends on where and how they’re being sold. Since Americans typically eat the skin of the apple, in any place where apples are sold for immediate consumption (like a cafe, a gas station, or an airport) they have to be washed and packaged. If you buy produce in a grocery store usually it won’t be like that unless something is “ready to eat.” But, it often explains the strangely packaged fruit. Why some places wrap bananas that way... it is inexplicable. Or explicable, I guess: they misunderstood the ready-to-eat law.
I am so confused by this thread. First: How are apples their own package? This protects them from being bruised, which I personally hate. Second: I've never seen wrapped apples either, and I'm in America. Third: Wait, other countries don't just eat apples straight up? How is it an American thing to eat the skin, I thought that was just the normal way to eat it.
10:19 that’s not even a Kit Kat, I see the birds on the chocolate and the yellow and red on the wrapper, it’s a Norwegian type of chocolate called Kvikk Lunsj (Quick Lunch)
3:12 My iPad has been begging me to update it, then complaining about me not having enough space. Then it gives me an ad about buying more space. It’s literally a scam. *smh*
iPads don't tell you to buy more space, as there is no way to increase the amount of space on a iPad. It is likely telling you that your iCloud Drive is full, and wants you to either delete things from it, or buy more space for it. (For anybody wondering, iCloud Drive is Apple's online file storage program, which you get 5 gigabytes of online storage for free.)
Eli Wells your device has likely been uploading things automatically. Go into iCloud settings and delete things. By default it will try to back up everything including everything on your device’s storage, which will fill it up almost immediately.
Great video man i try to make my videos as funny as u emkay u inspire me to make videos everyday and make them funny and great love u and keep grinding
0:46 reminds me of the girl in middle school band class who thought it was sweet that they gave us "chapstick" with our clarinets not realizing it was cork grease to put it together
I can litraly take a plasic knife and cut through human skin I have done it to myself before just to see if I can now its harder with a proper cheese knife because they are not seratted and not as sharp but still I have done it
that ice cream one happened to me once with a corn dog it was in the middle of the thing in between the meat and the bread. Long story short i got an involuntary upper lip and nose piercing. Disclaimer it healed after 2 years so i'm fine now
4:37 thats my school. Thats my science class. Wont say the school, but its south jersey. And someone stole my airpods during a lab. When i told the school, they said it wasn't their fault, as they arent responsible. I said that there was no legal agreement (contract or signing), and that they are responsible if they make us put our phones in their. I was then given a detention for "Being disrespectful", and got no compensation or anything. Don't you just love the education system?
I had some classes in high school where they used those phone holders, and there was one teacher who was very strict about students putting their phones in them, each person putting theirs into the number that corresponded with the number in the class roster, and would count someone absent if they did not put their phone in their pocket in the holder. There was at least one kid that got screwed over by this because they didn't have their phone for a couple days. Wasn't as bad as what you went through, but just know that you are not the only one that has been screwed over by teachers using those things.
The reverse being "Please wait while I verify the correct functionality of the emergency phone closest in proximity before your commencement of criminal activity"?
Hearing that Damien played the euphonium in high school made my day. I try to talk to my friends about what I used to play and they're all like "wHaT's ThAt???" So I always replied with "Maybe you didn't play in band then since the only instrument you know is a FUCKING FLUTE, SARA."
@@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564 Yeah, it's horse hair. Same thing as horse mane. Throughout my entire violin playing career I've always heard it called the "hair".
"Imagine having to put a phone in a pocket like that." My school does that. Not the sign part, but the pocket part. It's not a good rule, and since my mom is a teacher, she keeps my phone in a cabinet locked away.
Damien: "I don't really think that's a big deal but I guess I'm not thinking hard enough about it" Also Damien: *thinks super hard about a god dang pen!*
3:57 "Go-go gadget bludgeon them" Reminds me of one of my high school buddies and his weaponized saxophone. He'd literally go up to people and just blast whatever song came to his head, though it was usually "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne.
0:39 bothers me so much!!! They're not in order and that 10th book has tape on the bottom and looks more worn out than the others(it might be lighting though)
Great video man i try to make my videos as funny as u emkay u inspire me to make videos everyday and make them funny and great love u and keep grinding
2:38 The ants are attracted to the sound that the electricity makes inside the TV. Some anta can thus he found in all different kinds of devices. Just a fun fact
10:24 WARNING!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY KIT KATS DAD. THIS IS NORWAYS KVIKK LUNSJ WICH MEANS QUICK LUNCH. IT WAS MADE BEFORE KIT KAT!! JUST HAD TO BRING THAT OUT HERE :)
4:47 to answer your question emkay, yes we do have lockers (at least at my school anyways, my school does this exact same thing) but, they know most kids don't put their phones in their lockers once school starts. To prevent kids from being on their phone's in class, they created this oh so lovely system where they demand you put your phones in these pockets until the end of class.
6:56 My dog did the same thing with outdoor christmas lights...but.....the were on soo.......lets just say he NEVER chewed anything again till this day 🤣😬 (and no he didnt die)
Wow I didn't know string instruments was a requirement for having a band. Looks like One Direction, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, Rammstein etc. needs to hire a string artist.
There was once a outlet on the ceiling in a dressing room so while waiting to go on stage, my friends and I dared each other to plug up our phones. It was beautiful.
I have some random cork grease lying around because it came in a flute care kit. I don't use it for my flute because it would damage it, but I do go around showing people my "chapstick".(don't worry, I don't let anyone put it on)
Great video man i try to make my videos as funny as u emkay u inspire me to make videos everyday and make them funny and great love u and keep grinding
4:38 "Imagine having to put your phone in that kind of pocket" I have multiple classes that make us put our phones in those pockets because high schools cant get off their phones for 2 seconds a lot of the time. Our school has lockers but pretty much no one has one or uses one so this is the solution.
4:38 my school has literally those EXACT pockets in at least half the classrooms. people do steal from there sometimes. we have 3000 lockers but i don't know anyone who uses them besides the band hall, most people don't even get their locker codes. we just carry our backpacks with us
9:48 For anyone wondering that iPod is disabled for 45 years and 7 months.
Unwited Stwates of Amewika gave me almost 46 years
@Xyler Corneas Im not even a furry this is a joke I made for a grand strategy game and didn't want to image to go to waste.
But if you want I can speak to you in OwO talk if thats your kink.
Xyler Corneas .-. This is a stupid arguement
@@fusionthunder8706 same ma dood
Xyler Corneas I will you sick fuck
“The egg was not built for cracking-“
Wait till someone explains to him the concept of hatching
But... he's kind of right. The egg is designed to withstand the weight of warmth, be it either a parent or nest. Yes, hatching does require the egg to be broken, but it's not like the egg-laying creatures of the world are laying them JUST to crack.
@@chatboulon743 well yes you are correct but if they dont crack the baby will die so
R/woooosh
Wait till someone explains this guy the concept of a joke.
@@manjusingh9118 both of them shrek onion and chatbulon actually XD
3:37 i play violin and that is THE biggest rule. never touch that hair (white part). the oils in your hands ruin it. that right there is absolutely infuriating
Xan_Gacha Thanks for the explanation I didn’t really get it before thank you
I agree fellow violinist
Do you just buy a new one or can you fix it?
I joined the school orchestra in 4th grade to learn the Violin, and spent an entire year practicing my butt off only to never get better. I was playing a Viola like a violin and my music teacher never noticed, we only found out when I returned it to the rental place at the end of the school year. An entire year of learning and practicing and being continually disappointed in myself because I was playing the wrong instrument...
That was the only part of the video that made me cringe and it was terrible
3:36
THAT'S NOT MILDLY INFURIATING THAT'S A DEATH SENTENCE TO THE LOWEST LEVEL OF HELL.
gam mal I don’t know where that logic of chaotic painting came from, but it’s still frustrating for some. I have pretty bad OCD, it actually hurts to see a comment at an uneven number, that’s why it’s personally really frustrating for me. He probably just thought it was dumb either way, because it’s not hard to put the right colour in the right spot
I'm from band and piano and I still understand your pain
I AGREE
If someone handed me my viola bow like that, I’d beat them to a pulp as well.
0:42 Emkay. Emkay, thats not the problem, one of the books is faded.
Spirited Spy well yes, but also that book has an orange strip on the bottom and all the others don’t
Jessica I didn’t notice that thanks for saying it
welll yes, but my man said he ain’t bothered from it so you shouldn’t expect him to notice somethings wrong man
Yeah, I can't believe I actually came to the comments just to make sure somebody else noticed this. 0:34 tho, no?
THANK YOU
2:57 It's infuriating that they felt the need to put apples in a package that wastes this much plastic.
No apples came with skin they dont need protection
Plus they put a thin layer of wax on them to protect them further.
And Damiens point in the video that you could just recycle it is not really valid since recycling plastic is hard and expensive.
And you can get then in one bag, not a shit ton of plastic
*that
"There's no way to complete this maze."
Well, maybe that's why he's sad.
I know right like make a new one or something
GO AROUND IT GAWH
Just go around it
WHAT IF THAT WAS THE INTENDED WAY TO COMPLETE IT???
Ya just go around dummy
The most mildly infuriating thing is when your body cancels a sneeze
Yes!
nah it's extremely infuriating
Oh my god this happened when I was watching the video
But your foot falling asleep is a close second
@@RowletRissoto Especially when you're trying to walk
The pins and needles are terrible
When a vet says your pet is under, or over weight, they're not saying "they're a little fat" or "just keep an eye on them, they might not be eatingbenough." They're telling you they're ALREADY under or over weight, and that it's already a problem, an a health hazard. They're not telling you, they're going towards a health hazard, it's already happened.
meh its the same for people l
Yeah depending on the size only a pound or two overweight can lead to serious problems
That’s not always true. An example being my West highland terrier was overweight for his breed. But he’s bigger than a normal Westy. And he gets walked every day and is on a diet designed specifically for him.
@@okay3298 in that case, he's "heavier than the breeds average"
Hence the BMI chart. It's retards who think their pet is cute, when they have breathing problems, and can barely walk... Saying, they're just a little wide when the vet is trying to tell them, they're not healthy.
@@GrasshopperKelly if thats the case, its too vague. I'm not a professional but I think the vet should say if it impends on the health of the dog.
3:35 as a violinist THAT DESTROYS THE BOWHAIR like SERIOUSLY NEVER DO THAT, BOW REHAIRS ARE SUPER EXPENSIVE, LIKE 60-80$ FOR A BOW REHAIR
80 is not expensive
@@ProbablyYikes its expensive because if some one just touches it not knowing, it's expensive, and some people ain't rich
Do you know how much you can buy with just 80 dollars?
@@kd08082 80 hot wheels cars
Lmao just buy a new bow
3:37 you aren’t supposed to touch the bow hair or else the instrument will sound like trash.
#mikulover shhhhhhh
this is straight evil at 3:37
fuck no just apply rosin. NEVER touch the hair.
That’s what happens when I ask someone to give me the bow
The oils from your hand ruin the bow
Anyone who touches any instrument bow like that can die
zoey nix Fun fact: As an archer, that's not even how a bow is holded
I have dabbled in archery in my time and any imbisole who dare touch any bow like that can die in hell.
Allso not to be rude but my OCD made me have to tell you its held not holded
@Liz G lol sorry
That is a violin/cello/bass/viola bow. It’s on it this sub because if you hold the bow by the hair the oil from your fingers will ruin the bow and you need to pay about $50 - $70 to re-hair the bow as well as 3 to 4 days to get it back AT LEAST
@@warriorsclaws1943 As an archer, I used to do that. Guess what? Broke my wrist once I fired the arrow :) Was 11 when I got that.
8:13 - “Please do not have an emergency in this location”
Ok, I’ll make sure to have a heart attack across the street instead.
Ok, I'll just ask my killer to stab me on the next street.
Ok ill ask if i can get hit by a car on the next road then
Alright, I'll ask my wife to shoot me at the end of the street instead.
Aight imma tell my brain to fail across the street
I’ll tell my seizure to wait till I walk past this area
The brick sidewalk at 2:20 with the fucked up line was clearly a section they dug up to probably fix a pipe or wire, and when they put the bricks back they couldn't be pissed to line em back up right.
I was about to comment this
And yes, it really is obvious
@@lennartniehof7649 Same.
Boruzs Márton Me too, did it already and then decided to read the comments 😂
They also have machines for that, all the bricks go into this container, then get placed (in the brick pattern) on a plate, then it gets placed on the pavement.
Atleast, in the Netherlands 😊
*pissed*
As a violinist, holding a bow like that, is a violation of life principles.
Used to play violin, hated it cuz of the teacher i had, constantly pressed our fingers riiiiight into the strings and the neck bit riiiiight into our neck so we had painful marks on us after each lesson and she would berate us for really small things :/
@@a_puntato29 I am sorry you met such a fate. I've spent 7 years learning the violin now, haven't had any of those thanks to my lovely teacher. If you ever decide to pick it back up, it'll be nice.
twoset’s mad.
@@randomrage1203 Ay! A twoset fan as well! Nice to meet you.
And life in general
2:17 I'll let you in on a secret: they build the paving first, and they paint the strip only later. If they have to remove the paving for whatever reason at a later time, they don't bother to put every single piece back in the same place
Doesn’t make it any less infuriating. Like, it just annoys me more. Probably because I have pretty bad OCD though
I thought it was a programming error as where I am from they use a brick layer to do this, and that lines it up perfectly.
@@TheHellhound01 That picture is from romania,iasi.Ik because i live there.It is near the bahlui.They dont have prgramming errors because they use a guy with a brush or a tractor with a brush
@@is2341 interesting I didn't know that, thanks for the new information
I was expecting someone to point this out so I wouldn't have to.
1:18 is a pen gun. I shoot them at my friends during class
*and that's how mass shootings starts kids*
@@elcawyo9629 that's why we need to ban schools
Thats so american
Tanaka while you’re at it, why not use an ak
Tanaka Glock? More like Not! Paper Pencil crossbow is way better
3:36 only string players can comprehend how truly destructive, disgusting and sacrilegious this is.
Yessss I screamed internally so loud
"Sacrilegious" twoset fan?
Yes this so why I don't go onto this subreddit I'm not ready for *that*
If you can hold the bow right, you can hold it wrong.
I literally cried omgggg
not even an orchestra kid and i know holding a bow like that is automatically a death sentence
Just imagine all the waxy dust on their hand after...
Trust me I play viola and when I saw that image I swear to god-
Actually as a fiddler... I don't have an issue with that.
Mostly because I'm not the dipshit who has resin all over my hands now.
Sky DoesNothing as a cello player I now want to STAB THAT PERSON WITH MY BOW THEN RUB RASIN INSIDE THE WOUND UNTIL IT STARTS MAMING THAT SQUEAKY NOISE
I asked my brother to pass me cello bow, and the little devil grabbed it by the hair.
I swear to god I almost stabbed him with the endpin
The colorblind one gets me so bad because they don't even go for the full deception of trying to make you believe you're colorblind. They straight up show you true red and true green in the result examples.
*EmKay:* Sees light switches "Oh, gross!"
*Also Emkay:* Sees hundreds of ants literally 5 seconds later "This is fine"
It came once I started reading your comment
3:36
*all the intense violin players at once:* YOU INHUMANE BEAST
Any orchestra player for that matter! I just got a new carbon fiber bow and I'd be pissed if someone passed me my bow like that
Icesera Wings quit using gacha as a crutch and learn how to draw.
Inhumane*
@Xyler Corneas no u
@Xyler Corneas Begone, consider yourself wooshed
5:46 it is a small plastic layer glued to the foil so the food/drink doesn't taste like metal
So instead itll taste like plastic
3:01 *Sees Picture*
Me: Thank you!!!
Me: *Recalls the continueing storage struggle on phone right now*
Seriously, it looks just like this.
Neighbour gave me her old samsung tablet. Cant get it working cuz 4gb storage. Firmware is 5gb. Shiiiit
My phone has 16GB on the built in storage but I can only use 3GB cause the rest is full of uninstallable system clutter and that 3GB is also slowly decreasing for some unknown reason
@@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass Use to be the exact same way
I’m pretty sure the reason those headphones exist is so that you can have a small light at night
(but it’s still dumb that he did it on a plane)
(0:26)
9:58. The phone is locked for 45.7 years.
yikes!!
@@JackSmith-oq4mf my friend's ipod is disabled for 40 million minutes...
@@PR0WN3D rip
@@JackSmith-oq4mf yeah...
PR0WN3D an iPod that’s locked for 76.051411 years. It’s better off in the trash...
At 6:16 when you play The Sims 4 and use a premade restaurant from the gallery only to find out the person who made it was just trying to annoy whoever uses it...
Sounds like a building made by graystillplays
TheFnafGuy Lol yeah
Suspiciously specific?
Emkay: plays chill music in the background.
UA-cam suggtions: ya like jazz?
1:36 "that's a spring error or something bud."
Okay, but I forward this: the twisty bits that hold the tip half to the click half got stripped like a bolt
Damien: "why is this a product? Do you need everything to light up?"
Me: " Y e s "
I need my life to light up
Chill Beans in the pc industry it’s called R G B xd
Laughs in hundreds of dollars for extra rgb parts for my pc. ( Phillips hue x razer )
He needs them fancy leds
@@Covebythebeach yeees
2:16
When your friend pushes your arm while drawing a straight line
“Imagine having to put your phone in a pocket”
Me: wait... we have do that
We have to do that too!
And also its fricking sideways so our phones fall off ;-;
we have to put ours in plastic pockets in a box. i am always worried about my phone getting lost or crushed.
@@localcommenter2178 Then maybe don't bring your phone to school....
my school doesn't even allow borrowing phones to school
3:36 if anyone ever does this to me I will steal their bones and sell them for a new bow
Just use their bones to create a new bow...
If you're wondering, the oil on your hands makes the bow completely silent
@Xyler Corneas Yeah, no one except all the violinists who play violin or cello and know not to hold a bow like that.
Xyler Corneas bruh my bow is worth 1k. If someone fucks with it they die no questions asked
@@ultimatepunster5850 you forgot about the bass :(
The MOST mildly infuriating thing is that a lot of these should have just been in r/crappydesign instead
World is facepalm so it Goes anything that’s stupid self some crappy designs to my liberating to curse things it’s just FaceTime anything that’s stupid will go on here so think before you speak idiot God fucking damn and I swear to God people these days don’t think before they speak and I’m not trying to put this on you but a lot of people on here don’t think before they speak someone at the very very very very bottom said well I cut my Kitcat the way and it was a picture of them cutting the Kitcat with a knife what the actual fuck
Fabulous Dhahabu are u ok
Prequil Gaming no she is a 14 year old girl who thinks she is deep
Fabulous Dhahabu 0 to 100 real quick.
Same subreddit smh
1:39 "Is his name sad? Why's his name sad?" I love it
7:38
He's Sad because there's no way for him to get his shamrock.
3:22
My friends and I tricked one of my friends into thinking she was colorblind, by arguing about whether it was red or green. The poor girl thought she was the only one seeing purple 😭
Oh lol for a moment I thought I was color blind
@Annabel Mcallister - nah, the reason they made the apple purple is so people would think they were colorblind and go to their bio and click the link (which most likely would’ve given their computer a virus or something)
"Just because it can penetrate does not mean that is where it should go" -Damien 2019
What are you quoting
Hes quoting a hellraising sentence
Wrong. "Just because it can puncture, doesnot mean that is where its supposed to sit"
@@epicgamer2571 Um... same diffrrence.
@@Erasured same difference?
"there is no way to complete this maze"
There is... Go all the way around. Duh.
You literally can’t. The starts can’t go around
4:42 we have these same exact pockets in our school. The first day of school the thing fell off the wall and cracked everybody’s phone and we were all pissed. First period too
Bruh i would never EVER put my phone anywhere other than my pocket, Teachers tried taking it from me multiple times but not on my watch.
omg same!!
I just claim not to bring mine
The education system is
💞✨F L A W E D✨💞
@Macedonian Yoshi what a piece of shit school
1:12
“Like Cartman”
Me: I could hear Kenny’s heart break as he sobs
4:45 my school has that too I’m always terrified someone is gonna steal my phone
I always forget that I put my phone in there and have to go back for it
As an adult, (barely) its so crazy to me that they do that to yall! Yall should all collectively jus tell them, “nah, fuck that” ya dig?? But yall should probly say it a lil nicer than that u feel me haha
@@MerkhVision A school I went to "officially" did this but never really put it in practice, they had the pouches but none of the teachers cared (one did but if you answered a challenge equation then she'd give it right back)
Same, even though at the time I only had like a slide phone, I always kept an eye on that Sh!t because it made me trust people even less than I already did. When my little bro went to the school I graduated from, the whole school was apparently like that and it frustrates me thinking about it.
@@MerkhVision You don't sound like an adult. Are you sure you went to school? Oh, I'm sorry. I mean. *ahem* 'Ey, mah brotha' from anotha' madda'! Do ya even schools?
1:15 emkay, this is what happens when the screw part of the pen that keeps it together is either to weak or broke making it launch like a rocket
it's fun to watch
I was once writing and it shot out
@@Milani-qe7jp oof
I deliberately do it and me and my friends shoot it across the classroom to eachother
lord lemon 😂 same
Apples don't need packaging, they're their own package, It's just a waste of plastic
Fun fact: health code requires apples to be washed and wrapped before being put out for costumers.
Patrick Shields In which fricking country? I’ve never seen apples being sold like that ANYWHERE
Rae Rohan: In America. It just depends on where and how they’re being sold. Since Americans typically eat the skin of the apple, in any place where apples are sold for immediate consumption (like a cafe, a gas station, or an airport) they have to be washed and packaged. If you buy produce in a grocery store usually it won’t be like that unless something is “ready to eat.” But, it often explains the strangely packaged fruit.
Why some places wrap bananas that way... it is inexplicable. Or explicable, I guess: they misunderstood the ready-to-eat law.
@@patrickshields6954 washed? yeah. packaged? bruh nah.
I am so confused by this thread. First: How are apples their own package? This protects them from being bruised, which I personally hate. Second: I've never seen wrapped apples either, and I'm in America. Third: Wait, other countries don't just eat apples straight up? How is it an American thing to eat the skin, I thought that was just the normal way to eat it.
0:46, to break your heart, one of the books has a discoloration, *sadly you can't fix that easily but you know ;(*
10:19 that’s not even a Kit Kat, I see the birds on the chocolate and the yellow and red on the wrapper, it’s a Norwegian type of chocolate called Kvikk Lunsj (Quick Lunch)
Nobody cares.
I just saw the birds on it and thought it was Kvikk Lunsj istedenfor
It's essentially a KitKat anyway
Kill it.
Pedro Vinicius Norwegian people do
3:12
My iPad has been begging me to update it, then complaining about me not having enough space. Then it gives me an ad about buying more space.
It’s literally a scam.
*smh*
iPads don't tell you to buy more space, as there is no way to increase the amount of space on a iPad. It is likely telling you that your iCloud Drive is full, and wants you to either delete things from it, or buy more space for it. (For anybody wondering, iCloud Drive is Apple's online file storage program, which you get 5 gigabytes of online storage for free.)
5 Gigs!? I get 6 KILOBYTES.
(And also it says it has 34 Gigs of storage when it only has 13.4.)
Goofy Goober
I can't backup any of my photos because of it, and don't want to delete them because it's pet photos
Eli Wells your device has likely been uploading things automatically. Go into iCloud settings and delete things. By default it will try to back up everything including everything on your device’s storage, which will fill it up almost immediately.
Rose Bud use google photos. It’s a free app and doesn’t effect your google storage total unless you want to store them in full quality.
1:37 this is an Irish sort of tourist souvenir company. They have lots of sheep which all have different emotions. Hopes this helps!
What's it called?
@christine Le yeah
Kirby It’s called Wacky Woolies, they’re my whole childhood lol
@@thelonelymustard thanks!
christine Le No you're one of us lad. You live in Northern Ireland and in a geographical sense, and my opinion, you're just as Irish as me.
7:50 my biggest fear is falling in one of these
Not only is that pie chart proportioned wrong, it adds up to *240%*.
Thank you! That was driving me bonkers.
1:35 its not twisted all the way which is why it came undone
Great video man i try to make my videos as funny as u emkay u inspire me to make videos everyday and make them funny and great
love u and keep grinding
Duckie fuck off
@Duckie I see. You are copying and pasting that same comment. How creative and original of you, dear duck.
@@eeeeeeee7774 The duck's probably a bot
ThatSlickKylene yeah ik, he is like in every comment
"Why a one-count of nail" Supposed to be 11 more. It's a 12 pack.
0:46 reminds me of the girl in middle school band class who thought it was sweet that they gave us "chapstick" with our clarinets not realizing it was cork grease to put it together
" Like a transformer, go go gadget " - Emkay, 2019. This is the thing that infuriates me, you cant be mixing references like this...
Frick you
Me at home: *checks my pen to see if it works*
My pen: *works*
Me at school: *uses pen*
My pen: 1:22
You use a pen?
xX-TrashWolf-Xx why wat u use ?
Night Ninja other schools just use pencils, including mines
I use pen
MagicAiriee _ oh
3:35 THIS is the WORST thing you can do to a bow. It is suppost to be clean, no skin oils or sweat. NOTHING!!
Herobrine King ok boomer
@@nbaclipsforever OK boomer
Connor James Jackson ok zoomer
@@nbaclipsforever OK doomer
Connor James Jackson ok soomer
3:53 the issue with this is when your body oil mixes with the resin on the bow glass forms on the surface (very expensive to fix)
2064: flying cars and laser guns have been invented
Me:oh, would ya look at that, my ipod is unlocked
*2476
@Zacharolo Call of Mini That's just the number I got
So true I think mines still locked from 8 years ago lol
I used the divide 60 for hours then 24 for days then 364 for years and got 45.5882389 years
Who knew division would be useful
"Plastic knives are the most inefficient of knives."
My friend, you need to watch more Forged in Fire.
I can litraly take a plasic knife and cut through human skin I have done it to myself before just to see if I can now its harder with a proper cheese knife because they are not seratted and not as sharp but still I have done it
i mean you can also cut a plastic table in half too
Finally someone who calls it a euphonium instead of baritone and great vid!
People call my euph a tuba
Go-go gadget bludgeon them!
Mini Tuba
Or a mellophone
A baritone has 3 keys and a euphonium has 4 keys
Guy: *Cuts KitKat in half laterally*
The FBI guy watching him: _Yoo we just found the leader of ISIS. BARGE. IN._
that ice cream one happened to me once with a corn dog it was in the middle of the thing in between the meat and the bread. Long story short i got an involuntary upper lip and nose piercing.
Disclaimer it healed after 2 years so i'm fine now
1:30 The pen's working fine. The top half part is just not screwed in tightly enough.
Sometimes the thread of the pen could be stripped, happens to me at work, only when I'm annoyed/angry, a bit of tape around the thread fixes it
You can do it on purpose by turning one part in the pen around
4:37 thats my school. Thats my science class. Wont say the school, but its south jersey. And someone stole my airpods during a lab. When i told the school, they said it wasn't their fault, as they arent responsible. I said that there was no legal agreement (contract or signing), and that they are responsible if they make us put our phones in their. I was then given a detention for "Being disrespectful", and got no compensation or anything. Don't you just love the education system?
That's messed up! They can't make you abandon your property with no secure means. They're taking advantage cuz you're minors!
Oh that’s shitty. Sorry mate
Some schools in South Jersey are straight up stupid, and I'm from here
Fuck them
I had some classes in high school where they used those phone holders, and there was one teacher who was very strict about students putting their phones in them, each person putting theirs into the number that corresponded with the number in the class roster, and would count someone absent if they did not put their phone in their pocket in the holder. There was at least one kid that got screwed over by this because they didn't have their phone for a couple days.
Wasn't as bad as what you went through, but just know that you are not the only one that has been screwed over by teachers using those things.
Every time Damien laughs it sounds like a car that won’t start and I LOVE IT I die every time I hear it.
Robber: *pulls out knife*
Victim: Not right here the emergency phone is out.
Robber: Oh, my bad.
(Just had a stroke from the amount of likes)
Oh sorry for the misunderstanding, good day
Emkay:WHEEZE
Robber: *puts knife away*
Victim: *leads to abandoned alleyway* Ok so where were we?
The reverse being "Please wait while I verify the correct functionality of the emergency phone closest in proximity before your commencement of criminal activity"?
Lol
The minecon one was intentional. Minecon location being Earth means that anywhere anyone can watch.
(Online)
9:07 "it costs zero dollars to ruin it"
IT'S FAST
IT'S CHEAP
AND IT'S EASY
POURING RIVER WATER INTO YOUR SOCKS
@@chixenlegjo A veteran memer. Rarely ever see one of those!
@@chixenlegjowhy would I do that
Hearing that Damien played the euphonium in high school made my day. I try to talk to my friends about what I used to play and they're all like "wHaT's ThAt???" So I always replied with "Maybe you didn't play in band then since the only instrument you know is a FUCKING FLUTE, SARA."
“What’s up guys and welcome to EmKay!”
Me: *my life is complete*
"What's up EmKay, and welcome to Guys"
All other UA-camrs: Upload once or twice a week
EmKay: *2 UPLOADS IN LIKE 6 HOURS*
The Meme He pre-makes 10 videos or something then releases them at different times.
Gordon Ramsay: This video has been frozen and microwaved.
Me: like once a month if you're lucky
Unspeakables friend: 3 a day
As an ex orchestra student 3:36 killed me inside.
Do NOT touch the hair of a bow!
Sera Sera it’s not hair it’s horse mane
Leonidas Anthony pretty sure it’s actually called the hair lol
@@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564 Yeah, it's horse hair. Same thing as horse mane. Throughout my entire violin playing career I've always heard it called the "hair".
"Imagine having to put a phone in a pocket like that."
My school does that. Not the sign part, but the pocket part. It's not a good rule, and since my mom is a teacher, she keeps my phone in a cabinet locked away.
Fork: has an off center handle
Damien: why does it have an insanely large front chin
Damien: "I don't really think that's a big deal but I guess I'm not thinking hard enough about it"
Also Damien: *thinks super hard about a god dang pen!*
10:25 that ain't a kitkat, that's kvikk lunsj ( basically kitkat but that was mildly infuriating to me )
Dude have you seen pople video
Search pople on UA-cam and go on most recent. And i know what a Kvikk lunsj is. Tastes bretter than kitkat
Kvikk lunsj has a little bit of sea-salt in it, in other words, it's better! 🍫❤️
It's better, but don't tell them
So a better kit Kat with a way weirder name
Lette etter dette👏🏼
Damien: I've never seen a door off centre..
Me: My man never played the Sims franchise.
That person with the bright headphones must need some lit music
2:38
I guess you could say that monitor has some pretty major...
Bugs
Joel Romerez ah someone who appreciates puns
Another Random Cat indeed, puns are my life
Joel Romerez preach
Nice
Crap clap. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
3:57 "Go-go gadget bludgeon them"
Reminds me of one of my high school buddies and his weaponized saxophone. He'd literally go up to people and just blast whatever song came to his head, though it was usually "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne.
Damian: its fork Bart Simpson
My brain: *FART SIMPSON*
4:40, that may be my schol no joke
Red what country u in? Also my school is the same
Charlotte Secondary?
Butler, pa? I had those 4 years ago when I was in the middle school
Bruh those are in my school
No, they are everywhere so probably not my school
6:23 they forgot to select the sign in the editor
0:39 bothers me so much!!! They're not in order and that 10th book has tape on the bottom and looks more worn out than the others(it might be lighting though)
It's on Hebrew האוניברסיטה העברית של יבנה
תשתוק שמן
Great video man i try to make my videos as funny as u emkay u inspire me to make videos everyday and make them funny and great
love u and keep grinding
Duckie bot
Duckie this ain’t even him
2:38
The ants are attracted to the sound that the electricity makes inside the TV.
Some anta can thus he found in all different kinds of devices.
Just a fun fact
oh. oh dear
hate that fact so much
i remembered my old ipod told me to try again in 50 million hours
ipod... nO
@@xleg4956 u
r/thathappened
Did you?
5,708 years!?
10:24 WARNING!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY KIT KATS DAD. THIS IS NORWAYS KVIKK LUNSJ WICH MEANS QUICK LUNCH. IT WAS MADE BEFORE KIT KAT!! JUST HAD TO BRING THAT OUT HERE :)
Shut up
Pam Morosky They are just informing people, who pissed in your Cheerios?
Wolfi Dragon Studioz • 14 years ago
I needa use that someday.. “Who pissed in your Cheerios”
OKAY BUT WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
Wolfi Dragon Studioz • 14 years ago No one asked?
3:40 that gives me a heart ache
How dare you ruin the bow like that I-
I had an aneurism just looking at it
That bow is gone
Whoever holds a bow like that deserves to rot in an inescapable hole
Well at least they get rosin on their fingers to serve them justice
I don't play the violin but even I feel pain from that
4:47 to answer your question emkay, yes we do have lockers (at least at my school anyways, my school does this exact same thing) but, they know most kids don't put their phones in their lockers once school starts. To prevent kids from being on their phone's in class, they created this oh so lovely system where they demand you put your phones in these pockets until the end of class.
6:56
My dog did the same thing with outdoor christmas lights...but.....the were on soo.......lets just say he NEVER chewed anything again till this day 🤣😬 (and no he didnt die)
If you watch this, you either want to hear Damian’s wheeze. Or you just like suffering. *I came for both*
"We didnt have any string instruments in our band"
Band.... Dont have no strings
Wow I didn't know string instruments was a requirement for having a band. Looks like One Direction, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, Rammstein etc. needs to hire a string artist.
some schools put them together but mine doesn’t i find it weird
There was once a outlet on the ceiling in a dressing room so while waiting to go on stage, my friends and I dared each other to plug up our phones. It was beautiful.
0:49 RIGHT I HAVE CORK GREASS (for meh clarinet)AND IT LOOKS AND SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE CHAPSTICK
Same and it really does
Squidward?
IKR? Mine smells like Root beer
I have some random cork grease lying around because it came in a flute care kit. I don't use it for my flute because it would damage it, but I do go around showing people my "chapstick".(don't worry, I don't let anyone put it on)
I’m sorry to say this but that “Kit Kat” isn’t Kit Kat, it’s Norwegian chocolate it looks like Kit Kat but it tasted a little more sweet
So its kit kat
Marika Els no it's kvikk lunsj
quick lunch
But he didn’t have to cut it that way lmao
At 3:31
Ha ha I’m purple color blind
Edit I have Dichromacy color blindness
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Great video man i try to make my videos as funny as u emkay u inspire me to make videos everyday and make them funny and great
love u and keep grinding
@@onlyone7069 its just 1
Wait u r
Purple in color r u an Alien?
Duckie bot
1:07 when I saw that I immediately thought cartman and you just completed my thought 🤣
4:38 "Imagine having to put your phone in that kind of pocket" I have multiple classes that make us put our phones in those pockets because high schools cant get off their phones for 2 seconds a lot of the time. Our school has lockers but pretty much no one has one or uses one so this is the solution.
4:38
my school has literally those EXACT pockets in at least half the classrooms. people do steal from there sometimes. we have 3000 lockers but i don't know anyone who uses them besides the band hall, most people don't even get their locker codes. we just carry our backpacks with us
Same
Same but we had like 20 lockers (small school) and they had no locks and halls weren’t monitored and didn’t have cameras in my building
Same thing, but none stolen, because we live in a rich community baby 💰 💴 💵
Yeah at my school we never had time between classes to go to our lockers so no one used them. we had to carry thing as book bags were not allowed
3:36 as a violin player this hurts me
ahhhh sameeee
I'm a cello player and this just makes me cringe
Also a violin player, and I'm in pain from that image
Music is mandatory at my school, so I play violin and it hurts.
I’m a violinist and if someone touch my bow hair, I’m going to murder them in their sleep
My partner called my euphonium a weapon and I’ll never get over that.