Meet The Realest Finance Bro in Wall Street New York
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2023
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He was honest about kissing ass part lol
Thats world wide we all know it, but we hate it because its just so cheap😂
What if your boss is an attractive lady with firm butt cheeks. I wouldn't mind kissing her fictitious ass if it meant I could also grow my career as a finance bro.
Well he can kiss my ass
Almost walked into that pole too
He the type to call a pros. on weekends while banging up coke in his nose while she pegs him with a elk horn
“Yeah, I’m happy” - Ultimate way to low key say “I’m fuckin’ ballin’ outta control”
@@appocalypsechild😂😂😂
@@appocalypsechildthis is the most virgin take I’ve ever seen
He’s happy he has money but he’s stressing and living a boring job that he hates but the money is good so he can’t complain.
@@appocalypsechildmale pattern baldness happens in like 1/4 men in their 30s
Future 😂😂😂
He has a lunch meeting at Hubert's in twenty minutes.
Absolutely not.
He has to return some video tapes
Dorsia*
Is Paul Allen coming as well?
Harvey is taking him out for a hotdog
"What happens when you don't make them more money?"
"Nothing, still get paid"
Yep, exactly. He said he is TRYING to give more money back, not actually giving more money back.
Yes, but at least on the buy side your bonus can get wiped. If you underperform consistently, you’re gone and good luck finding another position in asset management. I’ve seen it first hand
I mean there is always an inherent risk with investing. Not even the greatest financial advisors can guarantee their clients a return
All investments have risk. He make lesser money if the clients dun make money. That how is works.
Making clients money gives you leverage. He would hurt himself to not help his clients
Looks like he could get a table on a Friday night at Dorsia.
underrated comment
lmao
Let’s see Paul Allen’s hairline
Nah he would go to Barcadia and pretend it was Dorsia
Hide the pain buddy, hide the pain
Sounds like some copium on your end tbh.
Better to be miserable with money than miserable and poor.
I do believe he is probably quite satisfied.
@@playboicarlosor make ok money and be happy.
Life is rarely extremes.
@@Corgiking521 not at all, life is ALL ABOUT extremes. Life is literally a matter of life and death, evil vs good, abundance vs scarcity. Personally that’s how I see things brother.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s street interview
Could be tough since he's dead.
underrated comment
I enjoy watching these interviews because the person has insight into what made him successful and many of these comments show how idiotic some people can be. He is laughing all the way to the bank and couldn't care less about immature opinions.
If they have so much insight how come he gives the same generic response as every shyster
@@6laka. cuz its true, if you were to put it short, its legit what he said, work hard (like work hard and smart) and keep grinding
Trading your dignity for money. Oh yeah, I bet hes laughing to the bank alright. Copium 2 stronk
@@6laka. Are you the shister?
@@enthoo7902you trade your dignity for money period it doesn’t matter what job you do. If you’re an employee you’re kissing your bosses ass one way or another. If you’re a entrepreneur 9/10 you’re kissing your customers ass. Everything isn’t about always being top dog
great guy, doesn't overcomplicate stuff, is down to earth about what it takes. great stuff
"yeah, im happy" (Hide the pain Harold face).
You're projecting. You want that guy to be miserable so bad, so he will feel like you.
Cheap answer
That's all the money he lost during he's come up fs
Why are you wishing and and hopping this man is sad and hiding his misery 🤔
If he’s faking happiness then he’s clearly in the wrong job and should move to Hollywood
The people who make fun of others usually stay broke forever.
Absolutely 100% true. I still remember how crypto bros were laughed at ten years ago.
@@oberleutnant4013Only broke people get into crypto my guy
@@oberleutnant4013 cryptobros are still laughed at, for a good reason
Yeah i bet you are one of those sales idiots that don't make shit.
Sure buddy. And you pulled that out of your ass right
Man literally gambles other peoples money for a living (my dream job)
it’s not gambling.
@@chunkymilksounds like gambling literally a whole movie with Leonardo Dicaprio in it about this kind of stuff lmao
Respectfully im sure he does great work but no one is guaranteed success in the market
Unless ur Fed 😉
not exactly lol
@@morkygod4486 if you think a movie with Leonardo Di Caprio in it is a guide to investing you are soooo fucked my friend. That movie was about a man who was stealing from people. Slightly different lol. Maybe read some books by Warren Buffett, wealthiest man alive.
@@morkygod4486 that movie is about a scam artist. he wasn't a real investor.
Respect for honesty... Honestly!
👏🏼👏🏼
Never knew trade could be so challenging!
Kept running back to these UA-cam videos
to learn more about this your video is indeed hopefully thanks.
Who else think this trade is kinda easy
but is Wway to nervous to start
Sadly these are one of the changes in
trade profit is not always assured..
Growing an account requires dedication
and Patience
Love how everyone’s advice on getting started in just about anything is to work hard. Like that somehow tells you or gives you any idea on how to actually get started and direct yourself.
Because it is, work hard = discipline
A lot of people can spend 15h playing videogames or an entire day partying
How many people can stay 20h in front of their PC making money? Only the 0.1%.
@@TheDarckma False. Working hard at McDonalds can only get you, say , low-middle-class income at maximum. You gotta know what to work hard on and how to make it make money for you.
Cause that’s literally all there is to it. Most people won’t know what they’re doing when they start something but if they just work hard to not only get better but to also educate themselves, it will work out. If u throw shit at a wall for enough time, eventually something will stick
@@OmegaF77 Right the management at fast food places is very working poor... So hard work is not the answer.
He started walking away before the questions got hotter
I can appreciate his honesty
He real happy for sure 🤣🤣
and in a severely - materialistic world, why wouldn't he be?
@@JudahMaccabee_fair point America is the most materialistic country in the world
Different strokes for different folks
@@abolisher nah bro saudi is lmao
@@JudahMaccabee_ everyone’s entitled to their thoughts and opinions. But please go deeper into depth what you’re trying to point out here ? Lol
please start asking what prerequisites they had to get there🙏
He said it ! Kissing Ass...
Take a shower, brush your teeth
@takemichih294 be a candle? damn, i guess i won't make it, plus my grandpa was an electrician in ww2 so we haven't used candles in forever
Get a finance or Econ degree from a top 15 university and an internship every summer you possibly can while still in uni.
Harvard lol
Honest finance guy 👍
He sounded as he's doing money laundering 🤔
Love it.
I thought he was gonna walk into the pole, that would've been hilarious lmao
“ essentially” is crazy
I feel like there are way too many people who think this man’s kind of life is the epitome of success, but that just isn’t true for everyone. Maybe for him, but definitely not for me
Exactly
So that’s what happy looks like, yeah ima go chill by the beach
Here are a few quotes that have helped me throughout the years on the road to success.
"Find your SKILL then you can SCALE." (this one is the most important one), "Focus on your own Success.", "Be a better person than you were yesterday.", help others and to never stop learning. Lastly build in your 20s grow in your 30s and live in your 40s.
Ok so he’s an active fund manager. Got it
I.e. a scammer.
@@farioko9254lol
how ? can you explain@@farioko9254
keep grinding for the man....
his attitude reminds me of when Don Draper said to the beatnick "i can go out there, you cant"
You know the level of an individual on Wall Street by the watch he wears not the suit.
So honest, unreal tbh
I respect his honest. Cant say I'm too thrilled about kissing ass part lol
What a fullfilling path
All he need is white magic powder and he’s living large
He's pretty strong for a little fella
I need a finance bro thats that honest xD
I have a buddy like this. He’s always kissing ass to move up and only helps people do better. Never better than him though. It helps him out a lot that he’s a yes man but I could never. I have no issue helping if someone needs it but I’m not going to be a door matt for progress.
He was about to hit that woodwork.. (metalwork)
He could've stopped at "i take people's money"
That whole world is trash, along with most jobs that make good money
so jobs that make lots of money is bad? how?
@@lemonstrangleri say a lot of jobs that make good money are trash and somehow you hear jobs that make lots of money is bad....tell me the most intellectually rigorous book you've ever read cuz i already have a picture of what i'm dealing with here LOL. i'll bet anything you score low on reading comprehension tests
i dont think you will be able to tell me why a job is bad anyway lol. give an example of a generally high paying job that you think is bad and why @@pfftwhut7638
Meanwhile Noah worth several times more 😂
His hair speaks for everything 😂
"Try to get them more money."
He still gets paid either way. Matthew McConaughey's character was spot on. "Fuck the clients."
He’s clearly an unemployed Wall Street guy ! If this is after the market closed than he would be somewhere drinking or doing a line
He just reminds me, Leo in wolf of the wall street
Cool dude!
Alright, buddy works in the buyside
Great content, Noah
That was a vacuous ‘I’m happy’. Making the rich, richer. What a noble cause.
@@wbay3848 Off topic comment 101
Yeah, he’s very happy. Sitting days and nights in front of his computer screen and being happy that he can afford some small condo in Manhattan lol
I'm not in finance, but working for big companies (Fortune 500 and 100) has definitely made me realize how much ass kissing is involved. It really is universal. There have been many days where I have tempted to just leave it all but the pay check makes me stay. I don't know how healthy it is for my mental health, but fuck it, in it till we make it I guess. Or die.
Essentiaaallyyyy lmaoo 🤣
You give them 100% of the money, you take 100% of the risk, they keep 80 % of the profits.Also most of them cant even beat the S&P over any sustained period.
Work hard, grind. Wow thx
Well? You’re not.
@@coljones98 the person who’s looking for comments to ‘project’ onto is definitely doin less. Be a man; tighten up..
@@zgjfinance2796yeah you are lazy as hell
almost smacked that pole there
The way he talks he's either shorting tesla or gamestop lmaooo
Bro was asked what his job is and described a Ponsi Scheme
The best part about finance is that nobody seems to know what it is
Central Park South, Sherry Netherland hotel in the far background.
"yeah, I'm happy"
If you mess up with the wrong persons money ur swimming with concrete wellies.
He works on Wall Street not a loan shark
bros gotta go to a lunch meeting at dorsia's
“Essentially”
Good job, same as a min-senior software dev in NY
Learned more from looking at my shin than this video isn’t that fire
“Was it worth it?” Interesting question. And, if he has a conscience, I bet at night he wonders this. Was it worth embarrassing himself by kissing a$$ and selling his soul?
Bro got killed in his twenties and… is hiding the pain. looks like he served a presidential term
Prob even more than hundreds of thousands. That's a physician or SWE level. Can certainly make more than a million in bonus alone
For those wondering. This is wolf of Wall Street work.
great style.....
THAT DUDE IS JUST LIKE ME WTF LIKE HOW HE ACTS THATS SUM SHIT ID DO
This would’ve been cooler if he actually said what he did.
Bro said absolutely nothing
thats what I said, his advice to "work hard" is just so generic npc. I have no clue about investing but even I could give that advice. of course you need to work hard! fuk, say something more 😂🙏
And everyone is talking about how hes happy because hes rich but they dont know that nor does he seem happy, nor is that the way to “happiness” or contentment.
And if he was ballin like Bateman like everyone says in here, he would have said millions not hundreds of thousands.
I'm getting a "Tom Wambsgans" vibe here. Anyone else?
*Take peoples money. That’s it. That’s how I get Rich Rich.
Long hours , yes his hairline says so 😂 . Respectfully
People laugh at the idea of alchemy, but when someone tells you they take someone’s money and make them more money (and they themselves make a ton of money) no one bats an eye. It’s literally magic.
him: “yeah, I’m happy”
his face: “I’m definitely NOT happy”
He looks like a richer & showing Dwight 😂
The words of a broken man 😂
I wanna be like this guy when I grow up 😅
Money traded for hair
Hundreds of thousands doesn’t cut it anymore
-someone who doesnt make hundreds of thousands
I bring home 50k and do fine pay my mortgage/car payment eat out weekly with my spouse.
These guys make $150k before bonuses straight out of college
Hundreds of thousands😂 my man hyping his Charles Schwab position up a little much
Hundreds of thousands? I would have said “that it’s??”
Wealth management 100%
Probably a hedge fund.
@@DayCalMedia Definitely more wealth management than a hedge fund
Work hard in smart
“Yeah, I’m happy 😕”
With his ego dystonic dead soul
he is the wolf of wall street lol.
I have that same jacket
I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
“Work hard, grind” only advice you get from rich people on UA-cam videos
What they don’t tell you is that you need to know someone. It’s not what you know, it’s WHO you know!
Dudes on his way to get pegged wearing a Gimp suit
The guy from Band of Brothers obviously did well for himself once the war ended
Yea that’s the thing. Some of us just don’t have it in us to kiss ass. Well, at least not our bosses ass, I’m not saying no to every ass
Salute
Spoiler: He’s not happy.
Rather cry in a Ferrari than a Toyota.
Whatever makes you cope in life
This is projection and cope.
Cope
spoiler: you can't tell if someone is happy by their career
I wouldn't give any money to this dude
I could be wrong, but I don't think he's very happy.
It's so funny to me that it's impossible to be happy if you're rich, if you're not happy with ur life doesn't mean others aren't so stop projecting