Classic Sayings Bracket

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  • @selina2052
    @selina2052 6 місяців тому +489

    “everyone and their mother” not being in here is a crime that one’s a CLASSIC

  • @parmasean_eater
    @parmasean_eater 6 місяців тому +2569

    i hope “that’s not bugs, that’s a bag of ranch” wins

    • @makkerfelix
      @makkerfelix 6 місяців тому +100

      I hope “shrimps is bugs” is on here

    • @shabbyyyy
      @shabbyyyy 6 місяців тому +8

      As do i

    • @jmf5838
      @jmf5838 6 місяців тому +11

      Bro knows Hivemind ball

    • @BenKiely-rr5nh
      @BenKiely-rr5nh 6 місяців тому +6

      Which vid was that I can’t remember lol ts was so funny

    • @antlerbraum2881
      @antlerbraum2881 6 місяців тому +11

      Glooorrryyy!!! 😊

  • @caitlyngregerson530
    @caitlyngregerson530 6 місяців тому +1519

    i like when the big one and the little one get along it makes me feel warm and fuzzy

    • @yourboibigbrain7353
      @yourboibigbrain7353 6 місяців тому +60

      Uncle willis makes me feel warm and fuzzy ☺️

    • @TMJYT
      @TMJYT 6 місяців тому +1

      I feel like Boo watching Mike and Sully make love

    • @ellieebel4026
      @ellieebel4026 6 місяців тому +13

      The mayor makes Riley feel warm and fuzzy

    • @junglejin3096
      @junglejin3096 6 місяців тому +46

      Why doesn't the big hivemind eat the little hivemind

    • @goofiestgal
      @goofiestgal 6 місяців тому +3

      at the end when they were like best friends!!! adorable,,, such heartwarming to see the estranged siblings getting along

  • @QuesaritoBoy
    @QuesaritoBoy 6 місяців тому +361

    Graydon presenting a Slur Bracket to a conference of 1,000 Graydons is canon

  • @polinaogboh
    @polinaogboh 6 місяців тому +465

    I can’t believe “luh me da granky” was in all the spots

    • @juanfilipwinifred
      @juanfilipwinifred 6 місяців тому +11

      The real question:
      Is it luh me da granky or luh me do granky?

    • @Lemon_Sage9999
      @Lemon_Sage9999 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@juanfilipwinifred it's actually "Lüh me da granky"

  • @SmelvinStink
    @SmelvinStink 6 місяців тому +549

    I love how half the time their explanations for why they like or dislike a saying is them just saying the phrase again.

    • @alfonsalenius2482
      @alfonsalenius2482 6 місяців тому +62

      It literally makes sense when they do it though HAHHA like elephant in the room. Imagine a fucking elephant in your room

  • @warren9583
    @warren9583 6 місяців тому +278

    Dale-on-Dale action/bicurious bar harassment is a top tier bit

  • @arrowheaded
    @arrowheaded 6 місяців тому +282

    this is now my autism cheat sheet for phrases I take too literally

    • @beepboop3928
      @beepboop3928 6 місяців тому +46

      they need to make more autism cheat sheets. that's a brilliant idea

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 6 місяців тому +9

      It's helping immensely

    • @signs-sirens
      @signs-sirens 5 місяців тому +13

      they asked me what "it takes 2 to tango" meant during my autism assessment & i didn't know the answer lmao

    • @quitethenon-binaryfuss8596
      @quitethenon-binaryfuss8596 3 місяці тому +1

      so real

    • @jasonwalker4003
      @jasonwalker4003 Місяць тому +2

      gotta be careful, they're wrong about a bunch of these. Right off the bat Rileys explanation of bite the bullet is totally wrong

  • @theslimiestsnailinthesouth
    @theslimiestsnailinthesouth 6 місяців тому +778

    I think the bit of them pretending to flirt/harass to the same woman in between them in a bar and then ending up flirting with each other needs to be on the next bracket, it goes on for so long and it’s so good

  • @AmusedOrange
    @AmusedOrange 6 місяців тому +1163

    “Himildlish Gambino” goes crazy I’m ngl

    • @flobbyrobbo2889
      @flobbyrobbo2889 6 місяців тому +46

      Hi ngl, I’m Dad.

    • @1bargleargle
      @1bargleargle 6 місяців тому +10

      Hi Dad, I’m lol.

    • @maekkis
      @maekkis 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@@1barglearglehi lol, i'm est in the room

    • @colors1653
      @colors1653 6 місяців тому +14

      @@maekkisHi, Est in the room. I’m nz canned beans

    • @InfiniteSpark
      @InfiniteSpark 6 місяців тому +22

      @@colors1653 hi nz canned beans, i'm mildlish gambino

  • @eliasmsv3156
    @eliasmsv3156 6 місяців тому +440

    “She ITunes when i listen” better win this

  • @aringaither
    @aringaither 6 місяців тому +93

    Similar to this but I want to see a silly words bracket.
    Some examples:
    Hullabaloo
    Habadashery
    Nincompoop
    Gobbledygook
    Kerfuffle
    Lollygag
    Hornswaggle
    Malarkey
    Cockamamie
    Codswallop
    Rigamarole

  • @butterytomatoes747
    @butterytomatoes747 6 місяців тому +275

    uncle willis better be a recurring character it's my favorite thing riley ever did

    • @connorpowell4040
      @connorpowell4040 6 місяців тому +11

      same perfect character

    • @haydenlmayo
      @haydenlmayo 6 місяців тому +7

      idk how he kept a straight face 😭

    • @calamarikurusu3214
      @calamarikurusu3214 6 місяців тому +11

      isn’t it a recurring character already? i swear he’s done it before

    • @butterytomatoes747
      @butterytomatoes747 6 місяців тому +15

      @@calamarikurusu3214 he has but i need more

  • @Digrider
    @Digrider 6 місяців тому +1839

    this is like christmas for chronically online white folks

    • @chao3948
      @chao3948 6 місяців тому +70

      this is like the most unoriginal comment ever

    • @mingingg
      @mingingg 6 місяців тому +62

      this is like the most uniroginal comment ever

    • @Digrider
      @Digrider 6 місяців тому +91

      this is like the most unorangeinl comment ever

    • @b1i9
      @b1i9 6 місяців тому +81

      this is like the most aboriginal comment ever

    • @Lemminboy7
      @Lemminboy7 6 місяців тому

      im very erect for this video rn

  • @notaninstrument7707
    @notaninstrument7707 6 місяців тому +98

    “Play it by ear” is DEFINITELY about music

    • @umusuuk
      @umusuuk 6 місяців тому +10

      yeah, it's when you hear a song and try to play it back without having the notes, or if a band is playing something new one instrument leads and the rest try to figure out their parts based on what the lead is putting down.

    • @yaboytroy357
      @yaboytroy357 6 місяців тому +4

      I thought it was always “play it by year“ aka “let’s just circle back to this later on”

    • @joey2fly
      @joey2fly 3 місяці тому

      holy shit

  • @warren9583
    @warren9583 6 місяців тому +190

    Riley and Graydon are acting like it's their third or fourth day on earth in this one and I'm kinda here for it

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah they haven’t been this unhinged in a while lol

  • @abbietatertot
    @abbietatertot 6 місяців тому +63

    so glad “that’s my g spot, we found it, brother!” won this bracket

  • @paperbackenthusiast
    @paperbackenthusiast 6 місяців тому +348

    Riley’s delivery of “I don’t know. I guess I don’t know.” is a perfect impression of me about any decision I’ve ever made

  • @metalstrawss
    @metalstrawss 6 місяців тому +321

    can’t wait to watch “MONEYYY SPRRREEEADDDD😝😝😝😝 rocking it my way🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽” win this incredible bracket

    • @APBT3chnoM0nkey
      @APBT3chnoM0nkey 6 місяців тому +6

      To be very honest i found that the worst guest, actually insufferable, but i seem to be alone in this.

    • @empty7971
      @empty7971 6 місяців тому +27

      ⁠@@APBT3chnoM0nkey ro was a hilarious and pleasantly energetic addition to that episode. you might just be a prude!

    • @Pocket_Jake
      @Pocket_Jake 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@APBT3chnoM0nkeyi get where you're coming from but i thought ro's obnoxiousness went super well with halsey and jpeg

  • @zackswitch9656
    @zackswitch9656 6 місяців тому +104

    „If you cant a get a loan from the bank you gotta take on the bank alone“ robbed in this bracket.

  • @loganbigpapi
    @loganbigpapi 6 місяців тому +110

    “sharpest knife in the drawer” “let’s get down to business” “beggars cant be choosers”
    “dont count your chickens before they hatch”
    all snubbed, need a sequel immediately
    edit: “a magician never reveals his secrets” i mean come on
    edit again: “hit the hay” “i could eat” (when asked if you’re hungry) “dont have a cow” very obscure one but “driving in braille” when the jackass in front of you keeps driving on the side of the road on the highway. never needed a sequel to a video more

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em 6 місяців тому +16

      I’d like to toss in ‘if wishes were horses, then beggars would ride’. Though it might be too long, it slaps and old people are feral for it.

    • @joshnielsen3566
      @joshnielsen3566 6 місяців тому +11

      Don’t count your chickens before they hatch is goated

    • @joshnielsen3566
      @joshnielsen3566 6 місяців тому +8

      “The bees knees” “Going bonkers” “Make mince meat out of you”

    • @alfonsalenius2482
      @alfonsalenius2482 6 місяців тому +12

      "Grass is always greener on the other side" also needs to be on the sequel

    • @nightshadetq2453
      @nightshadetq2453 6 місяців тому +1

      look a gift horse in the mouth?

  • @skifzz1
    @skifzz1 6 місяців тому +173

    This is a sham if "you see the amount of shoulders on the beach? Im about to wazoozle" doesnt win easily

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 6 місяців тому +116

    My grandpappy would always say “Drain Private!”

    • @HawkensArchive
      @HawkensArchive 6 місяців тому

      My grandpappy was always draining his privates in the kitchen sink. suuuper awkward

  • @002patch
    @002patch 6 місяців тому +38

    i have a soft spot for elephant in the room as someone who watched parks and recreation front to back 7 times in a 9 month period in 2013, one of the best jokes in the memorable "snake juice" montage is when tom says "im like an elephant ok, i walk into a room and it's like ok, he's in there."

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 6 місяців тому +4

      All the snake juice scenes are hilarious.

    • @Gater32322
      @Gater32322 6 місяців тому

      My family and I always wondered if they were actually drunk when they recorded those scenes, because it sounds like such a drunk person thing to say. An absolutely hilarious line

  • @pattykcake
    @pattykcake 6 місяців тому +155

    This video had me saying “Adele is Jamaican me British!”

  • @pansexual_rat_alt
    @pansexual_rat_alt 6 місяців тому +472

    “Have your cake and eat it too” is really commonly misunderstood, probably because the order, but basically its saying you can’t have this beautifully constructed cake as a display piece, while also being able to eat it.

    • @katekeeney2703
      @katekeeney2703 6 місяців тому +77

      Specifically because the phrase originated in the middle ages when sugar was incredibly expensive and only bought by the rich. Many people who were moderately wealthy would purchase enough sugar to make a cake or pastry of some kind, and then have that pastry out on display for a long period of time until the cake itself started to fall apart, but if you were wealthy enough (typically high nobility or reeeeaaaallly wealthy merchants), you would have enough money to purchase enough sugar to be able to make cakes regularly, and so you could have your cake (for display) and eat it too. So it's definitely got connotations about having an abundance of wealth, of some kind.

    • @kameronseay3861
      @kameronseay3861 6 місяців тому +8

      You just taught me what that phrase means😂 I knew what it meant but I never understood it at all

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 6 місяців тому +15

      I was told the saying was originally reversed: “you can’t eat your cake and have it too.”

    • @quasarm825
      @quasarm825 6 місяців тому +2

      I never thought of it that way that’s pretty interesting

    • @bjoern007
      @bjoern007 6 місяців тому +11

      Also that's how they caught the Unabomber

  • @user-gd8xm3eb9t
    @user-gd8xm3eb9t 6 місяців тому +104

    Honorable mentions:
    Cat got your tongue
    Slippery slope
    Playing devil's advocate
    Monday morning quarterback
    I'm pouring honey on you goat

    • @justinwood9049
      @justinwood9049 6 місяців тому +7

      Is pouring 🍯 on a goat a thing or is that just a Shannon sharpe reference😂?

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 6 місяців тому +13

      “Call a spade a spade” is my favorite

    • @user-gd8xm3eb9t
      @user-gd8xm3eb9t 6 місяців тому +11

      @@justinwood9049 The jury's still out on that one (another great saying)

    • @heter0flexual623
      @heter0flexual623 6 місяців тому

      i LOVE "playing devil's advocate" so much
      also "that's like putting lipstick on a pig" as mean spirited as it may be

  • @conifer27
    @conifer27 6 місяців тому +16

    "they bandit" was a funny one liner, I must give Riles his flowers on that one

  • @quebequoi
    @quebequoi 6 місяців тому +11

    riley sits like he bracing for the rocket to launch into outer space

  • @nobodysever2949
    @nobodysever2949 6 місяців тому +23

    Riley the type of dude to drink a glass of milk and complain about having a tummyache

  • @nonya586
    @nonya586 6 місяців тому +16

    “A penny for your thoughts but you gotta put your two cents in… someone’s making a penny”-Steven Wright

  • @rovenn80
    @rovenn80 6 місяців тому +21

    “What is this, some kind of HIVEMIND UNLIMITED?” is another classic saying that I can’t believe was left out. I use it almost everyday and it definitely needs to be in part 2.

  • @EvRae23
    @EvRae23 6 місяців тому +10

    the idea of grayson talking to a million of himself in obs and holding conferences is so funny

  • @justshakao
    @justshakao 6 місяців тому +96

    “We’ll be right back,” from Dr Phil is such a classic. Too bad Dignan ate him

    • @ProdByAngus
      @ProdByAngus 6 місяців тому +6

      Were gonna keep it right here

    • @justshakao
      @justshakao 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ProdByAngus you know I don’t think I like your attitude

    • @ProdByAngus
      @ProdByAngus 6 місяців тому +2

      @@justshakao fuckin, easy, alright?

  • @maxthevolumme
    @maxthevolumme 6 місяців тому +69

    “Take it with a grain of salt” is like one of the oldest phrases ever and it doesn’t make sense even if you trace it all the way back to like the year 77 😭

    • @murlocaggrob2192
      @murlocaggrob2192 6 місяців тому +8

      Apparently it comes from Pliny the Elder. He wrote about Pompey the Great's cure for poison, which Pliny advised to be taken with a grain of salt (literally). Given how dubious the cure was even to Pliny and how much Renaissance writers loved referencing his work, the phrase came to be appended to any iffy advice.
      So glad that a video with bi-curious Dale-on-Dale roleplay sent me on that history lesson.

  • @EPMTUNES
    @EPMTUNES 6 місяців тому +15

    God no other show comes even this CLOSE to acceptance for pubic hair lovers. Great one guys!

  • @raaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @raaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 6 місяців тому +59

    Was not expecting that many slurs guys!

  • @zdoesgame
    @zdoesgame 6 місяців тому +64

    "Hey just wondering if you got your photos printed" was robbed!

  • @notlikely4955
    @notlikely4955 5 місяців тому +3

    I just cannot get enough of Riley never playing into the Mayor bit much at all and then as soon as he goes Willis-mode he completely plays into it, fucking incredible

  • @sandershutson
    @sandershutson 6 місяців тому +31

    hivemind is just good mythical morning for chronically online losers

    • @andyblanton6570
      @andyblanton6570 5 місяців тому +5

      In the event that Rhett or Link dies, the other should start a channel called good mythical mourning.

  • @shwowbow5858
    @shwowbow5858 6 місяців тому +132

    "You can't have your cake and eat it too" means that if you have a cake, you can't expect for it to still be there if you eat it. Like, you can't continue to have a cake in your possession if you eat it. Usually meant to refer to someone who wants the benefits from doing something while also wanting the benefits of not doing it.

    • @TAubrey
      @TAubrey 6 місяців тому +5

      Wow I finally understand thank you

  • @kylemoder7550
    @kylemoder7550 6 місяців тому +20

    Have your cake and eat it too is top tier since that phrase is what helped catch the Unibomber, and not many classic sayings have that accolade.

    • @heter0flexual623
      @heter0flexual623 6 місяців тому

      "have your cake and eat it too" is the most frustrating phrase to explain. like if you EAT your cake you cant HAVE that same cake because you ATE IT and people STILL go "huh why would i have a cake if i wasnt gonna eat it"

  • @finnasnowman5083
    @finnasnowman5083 6 місяців тому +24

    Im the mayor and i'd just like to say everything graydon said about me in this video is defamatory. My lawyers will be in contact.

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 6 місяців тому +46

    “The ball gag is in your throat” snubbed

  • @a_chayng
    @a_chayng 6 місяців тому +49

    I can’t believe that Riley and Graydon

  • @DeeDolp
    @DeeDolp 6 місяців тому +11

    Even on a bracket like this they still have the most horrendous takes imaginable it’s truly incredible

  • @Trikkiez
    @Trikkiez 6 місяців тому +9

    You guys need to do a bracket of everything that has won previous brackets

  • @twobirds01
    @twobirds01 6 місяців тому +8

    The classic sayings bracket being an hour and 40 minutes is wild

  • @nutmode
    @nutmode 5 місяців тому +4

    “not my circus not my monkey” and “you’re preaching to the choir” snubbed

  • @user-ss7fk5zx2w
    @user-ss7fk5zx2w 6 місяців тому +56

    graydon wearing black socks with white sneakers is mental

    • @ttoastpie
      @ttoastpie 6 місяців тому +3

      i didnt even notice til you said this and now im so disturbed

    • @user-ss7fk5zx2w
      @user-ss7fk5zx2w 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ttoastpie sorry😔😔

    • @whatastandupguy3050
      @whatastandupguy3050 4 місяці тому

      It’s badass it’s like his ankles are ninjas

  • @clutteredCreator
    @clutteredCreator 4 місяці тому +4

    17:50 You say break a leg in theater because you want to be in the cast :D

  • @cozmothedog1742
    @cozmothedog1742 6 місяців тому +10

    This is crazy. I used to do brackets with my friends inspired by hivemind and this one of the topics we did. I never expected it to ever get made

  • @smoceany9478
    @smoceany9478 6 місяців тому +17

    Can't believe "pissing up my own two trunks" isn't here

  • @misfit_biscuit
    @misfit_biscuit 6 місяців тому +11

    If you like the evocative camel sayings, my personal favourite is “tighter than a camel’s arse in a sandstorm”.
    Super versatile too -
    “The building’s security is tighter than a camel’s arse in a sandstorm.”;
    “Scrooge is so stingy with his money - he’s tighter than a camel’s arse in a sandstorm.”;
    “I just got laid off and money is tighter than a camel’s arse in a sandstorm.”;
    “The game was so close. The defense was rock solid - they were tighter than a camel’s arse in a sandstorm.”;
    “Bloody hell, there’s no way I can open it, this jar is tighter than a camel’s arse in a sandstorm.”;
    “Have you seen those two lately? They do everything together - they’re tighter than a camel’s arse in a sandstorm!”

  • @jonez4656
    @jonez4656 6 місяців тому +6

    The straw that broke the Camel's back was Riley losing his Marlboros

  • @CephandriusTopaz
    @CephandriusTopaz 6 місяців тому +15

    Whatever wins will be my new catchphrase

  • @rachaelluedtke6534
    @rachaelluedtke6534 4 місяці тому +2

    hive mind is the perfect channel for people who can't be alone with their own miserable thoughts

  • @mond9898
    @mond9898 6 місяців тому +8

    Generational performance by Riley in this video

  • @SmokeyEdits
    @SmokeyEdits 6 місяців тому +2

    i love how graydon went through a whole character arc with "i don't like the silver lining saying because of the movie, which is actually really good and makes me like the saying more"

  • @willallred4939
    @willallred4939 6 місяців тому +6

    Yeah the hitting on a stranger in a bar bit has got to be in the next bits bracket

  • @daeganvanleeuwen1965
    @daeganvanleeuwen1965 6 місяців тому +3

    i love when graydons being just strange and switches it to the “real answer” with no warning

  • @bellyfloppycat
    @bellyfloppycat 6 місяців тому +6

    can't wait for "No harm, no foul" to make it's appearance in Classic Sayings Bracket 2

  • @jacoblockwood4034
    @jacoblockwood4034 6 місяців тому +10

    YAYYYY! YAYYYY! Uncle Willis trapped my four year old son in the trunk of his car

  • @avercetii
    @avercetii 6 місяців тому +4

    i been watchin yall since early 2022 (i was 16 turning 17) now im 19 years old and i stilll dont know how old you guys are, i even met yall in calabasas june 2022 at hyperpopdaily basketball thing

  • @roryroryroryroryrory
    @roryroryroryroryrory 6 місяців тому +35

    Great video! One saying my dad always told me was "Shut your mouth or you'll get the belt." Silly Dad!

  • @Keylimepie4
    @Keylimepie4 2 місяці тому +2

    Crazy how “ain’t nobody care about the Grammys no more” got out in the first round

  • @dolphone6748
    @dolphone6748 6 місяців тому +7

    I just fucked up a boat toilet. 😀 Thanks for the wonderful morsel of fun you've given me! 😺

  • @lunamp3
    @lunamp3 6 місяців тому +16

    Really hoping they mention the response to "early bird gets the worm" cus it makes it sooo much better "but the second mouse gets the cheese"

  • @cyclo_thirsty3707
    @cyclo_thirsty3707 6 місяців тому +6

    i can’t believe “Luv Me Da Gränky” didn’t win

  • @laplante1
    @laplante1 6 місяців тому +3

    lowkey shocked they didn't figure out "jumping the gun" is from racing and starting before the gun fires

  • @seppi.18
    @seppi.18 6 місяців тому +112

    “Break a leg” is actually an old theatre saying because they want you to be in the “cast”.

    • @natefroggy3626
      @natefroggy3626 6 місяців тому +20

      Only theatre nerds would make dat cornyness

    • @alexakelley2353
      @alexakelley2353 6 місяців тому +48

      The origins of the saying are actually disputed and not totally known, and this is not one of the common theories. It’s most likely due to people in the theater being very superstitious, so they believe “good luck” will bring bad luck. There are a lot of working theories but none that I could find mentioned being in the “cast” but then again, we don’t know, so could be!

    • @thehousecat93
      @thehousecat93 6 місяців тому +6

      The major theory I’ve heard over the years is that, in ye olden days, audiences would storm the stage after a good show. The curtains on the sides of the stage are called the legs and during the storming of the stage, they’d rip these curtains, breaking the legs. More likely than the cast explanation, but still very dubious.

    • @notaninstrument7707
      @notaninstrument7707 6 місяців тому +1

      I don’t think that’s true

    • @umusuuk
      @umusuuk 6 місяців тому

      that's a classic false etymology.

  • @gavykanrepublic6699
    @gavykanrepublic6699 4 місяці тому +1

    59:30 that is literally the best cajun accent I've ever heard not come from a cajun

  • @michaeledwards6683
    @michaeledwards6683 5 місяців тому +1

    speak of the devil, beat a dead horse, and read it and weep are my favorites from this bracket

  • @andreaebrecht7003
    @andreaebrecht7003 6 місяців тому +1

    I just have to say I absolutely love the Fantasy Camp shirt!! So cool to see!!

  • @roscoe5427
    @roscoe5427 6 місяців тому

    haven't even finished the video, this has gotta be my favorite hive mind vid of all time, didn't know i needed a common sayings bracket till now

  • @theprettyoftheodd7997
    @theprettyoftheodd7997 6 місяців тому +1

    first Green Wall bracket video!! *stands up and applauds* "Aye What's Up..... BRICKS" improv skills unmatched. Graydon making himself so angry he has to start dancing

  • @lepercolony
    @lepercolony 6 місяців тому +1

    when your car takes a curve real good my brother always says “sticks to the road like shit on a blanket”

  • @5sab
    @5sab 6 місяців тому +13

    “wait, you’re telling me a cis teen built this chapel” snubbed

  • @helloimdaniel
    @helloimdaniel 6 місяців тому +5

    You can’t say “elephant farts are called baroons” then immediately hit me with an ad, hindering my coping mechanisms

  • @inthefort6003
    @inthefort6003 6 місяців тому +1

    "Have your cake and eat it too" is actually a favorite of mine because it really does make sense. You can't have your cake and eat it too in the sense that once you eat it, you no longer "have" the cake since you ate it.

  • @leafjonesy
    @leafjonesy 5 місяців тому +1

    1:10:51 graydon’s reaction here is priceless. it’s so genuine

  • @righf22
    @righf22 6 місяців тому +1

    i swear yall have been absolutely blessing us lately

  • @invaderfrombeyond
    @invaderfrombeyond 6 місяців тому +3

    Jig is up = We're caught.

  • @michaelalexander9022
    @michaelalexander9022 6 місяців тому +4

    Wife just said she’s gonna be late. She said she is hanging with her work friend “Brandon” to discuss a big merger… Glad I have this media to watch until she gets home😁

  • @Claire_bear88
    @Claire_bear88 6 місяців тому

    I hope you guys know i can only watch these videos to fall asleep, like my body has become so accustomed to falling asleep to your videos that i cant watch casually without wanting to take a nap. You always get my view though 🙏🏻

  • @jonathanwalls8106
    @jonathanwalls8106 6 місяців тому +12

    I really thought they were joking in the other video about this being a bracket

  • @rileygall4850
    @rileygall4850 6 місяців тому +1

    SO MUCH HIVEMIND CONTENT EVERYWHERE I LOVE MY EVENINGS SO MUCH NOWADAYS THANK YOU

  • @ghostrunfree
    @ghostrunfree 6 місяців тому +11

    WOWWWWW TWO BRACKETS IN A WEEK

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 6 місяців тому +5

    Graydon's really grasping at straws with this whole mayor thing! 🤣

  • @orinblank2056
    @orinblank2056 6 місяців тому +1

    Play it by ear is a musician phrase. Basically learning to play a song on the fly, figuring it out as it happens and improvising

  • @monardamoth
    @monardamoth 6 місяців тому +1

    Loving all the content recently :)

  • @triq4250
    @triq4250 6 місяців тому +3

    Am I crazy or are Last straw and the camels back one the same
    "The last straw that broke the camels back" ?

  • @jenconvertibles
    @jenconvertibles 6 місяців тому +1

    that’s crazy that me and graydon started singing you are the sunshine of my life at the exact same time

  • @emilyclementinee
    @emilyclementinee 6 місяців тому +3

    weird that they’re saying cold shoulder is ignoring someone when it is clearly when you’re having doubts about getting married

    • @enpeyarblank
      @enpeyarblank 5 місяців тому +1

      I think you're thinking of cold feet?

    • @emilyclementinee
      @emilyclementinee 5 місяців тому

      @@enpeyarblank ua-cam.com/video/w__U65F5q6U/v-deo.htmlsi=RjTuDrqSdS5qptJX 7:34 🫡

  • @Bsnowman22
    @Bsnowman22 6 місяців тому +2

    Does anyone else hear Macho Man going "ohhh yeaaahhh" when they hear the Hivemind Unlimited intro

  • @carjack1195
    @carjack1195 6 місяців тому +2

    Speak of the devil was definitely my frontrunner for this

  • @coolguy0140
    @coolguy0140 2 місяці тому +1

    "play it by ear" is like jazz musicians wouldnt know the standard everyones playing, so they would just go by what they hear (like the chords and stuff) and then "play" by their "ear" hahaahaha coolguy14 signing off!!

  • @haatash
    @haatash 6 місяців тому +1

    from soup to nuts was the only phrase i've never heard here, so i thought it was funny when graydon said that the fans might be upset with it losing

  • @vaap
    @vaap 6 місяців тому

    41:43 I've been seeing a new iteration of this one lately I like a lot: "pot, meet kettle"

  • @cheemsenjoyer2640
    @cheemsenjoyer2640 6 місяців тому +8

    why would someone bite a bullet if they were about to go through a painful experience? the answer is they wouldn't, the phrase comes from paper tubes on the back of bullets with gunpowder in them that people would bite to get out and load their gat.

    • @nileprimewastaken
      @nileprimewastaken 6 місяців тому +1

      because it distracts from the pain, its the same reason you clench your teeth when you stub your toe
      or was there some joke im too literal to get here

    • @whatatimetobealive524
      @whatatimetobealive524 6 місяців тому +1

      @@nileprimewastaken it's pretty fucking hard to bite into a bullet

    • @cheemsenjoyer2640
      @cheemsenjoyer2640 6 місяців тому

      @@nileprimewastaken why would you bite a bullet? a small piece of round metal that's stupid you're stupid bye bye

    • @nileprimewastaken
      @nileprimewastaken 6 місяців тому

      @@whatatimetobealive524 you dont bite _into_ it you bite _down_ on it theres a big difference