A few weeks ago, playing EDH, a friend cast Processor and put himself to 1 playing Brion Stoutarm. He sac'd, went to gain back the life, and the tapped out Ragavan player Gut Shot him in response! Sped up the 5p game quite a bit.
@@brennanmack563 No. There is a 0 mana counterspell in the format, but with severe drawback, and it can't target activated abilities, so not an option.
I know this deck was meant to be a meme mostly but I think playing slightly more conservatively would increase the win rate of the deck. Like against burn, you didn't need to pay that much life lol. What does red do to a 6/6 or 7/7 every turn? Gaining 6-7 and drawing that much is still game ending against burn. Idk maybe I'm reading too much into it. Great vid as always!
49:40 Outside of maybe some very strange game state, lethal attackers should always attack the opponent rather than a planeswalker. Here you can kill the Nissa either way. The 19/19s go face forcing opponent to block both. The other 3 creatures attack Nissa but opponent can only block 1 so Nissa dies and opponent is forced to chump. If you just swing all at Nissa, they don't have to chump.
In match 3 Seth explaining ways to make a more convoluted game in several more turns, just when the opponent surrends. Me in my head "or just use brotherhood's end, then attack and win".
I love this gameplay, I really appreciate when a player uploads both their wins and losses, most just edit and upload their wins, you're great keep it up Greetings from Chelyabynsk
i mean the other options are janky heroic / fling style deck or incomplete slivers (yuck) or yet another forsakenmonument.dek, easy choice honestly even if seth ends up just going to play angels
Haha, I saw this comment before I watched the video. When I saw the event, I thought that must've been it and came back and saw the time you posted. Haha, sure was!! Poor Seth, but you love to see it! :)
Ohh, I like it! You can gain the life back immediately with a land drop (although sadly Eternity Vessel isn't on Arena yet). Sounds awesome for a Commander deck though.
Processor was my favorite card for the longest time when I first got into MTG. I had just the most atrocious deck built around it and Angelic Chorus to mitigate the life loss. Thank you Seth for rekindling my love of this jank card.
With the Nissa attack with your whole board, the correct play was to attack face with the tokens, and attack Nissa with everything else. Two tokens at face forces away two blockers, or else opponent dies. That leaves one ground blocker for both your Stomper and Elf, meaning you lose your elf while permanently getting rid of one of their creatures (from the face attack). As you did it, they could have killed your Elf and Stomper while not taking out any of their creatures.
I won the first ever game of MTG I played against my dad and a friend of his with Phyrexian processor paying 8 live. We used nuts as tokens. I still remember that match well. That's why I clicked seeing the processor in the thumbnail
OMG it's tOpiary. Like OOOH. Like the letter O. Like a topiary. Like the card. The picture on the card is the definition of the word. T - oh - pee - airy. Besides that great video:)
Mannn, Seth you could have played Walking Ballista since it's Historic. Then you could have kept it Mono Green!! But, I digress, good video regardless lol
I have been waiting for somebody to build around this card. I tried it in a blue white control shell with Teferi Who slows the sunset to untap it and stuff but I couldn't get it to work
29:32 That GW humans player did not know how to play their deck. They could have ranger captain sacced to prevent you from playing the brotherhoods end, saving their board.
I'm also wandering why. I guess crackle and Inferno are more valuable when not being used as combo finishers, but I'd at least have one in the sideboard for the blue-black matchups.
Also thinking the same thing, though Inferno showed its worth as a ramp target alongside Selvala in M3 G1 with the Firebreathing paying for itself and drawing a card. Banefire would have looked really mopey in that game.
Nah, people can tithe or blood moon Seth every single day for the rest of his magic career and he'll still be ahead. If you live by the tithe you gotta accept dying by the tithe
This made me start thinking of children of korlis, then think of ways to get multiples down and try to bring them back for lots of life gain off a processor. If anything, It's a cheaper way to recuperate the life loss.
I'm kinda confuse if you really need to add red for the lates game threat. i known the whole game plan is the big mana combo, but i feel like just making sure processor make it to the table, with you not too low, and keep making 10/10 would have been enough ? And a real mono-green would have allowed you to not have so many pain land ?
Isn't Kiora+Nykthos really good in this shell? Kiora draws cards and untaps both Selvala and Processor and Nykthos helps getting there with the mana as this combo is quite mana intensive
Sometimes I hear the ATO deck tech and I'm like "oh, sweet, that combo is fragile but it could steal some games out of nowhere!" Other times, I see the deck tech and I'm like "lol omg that plan is terrible". I'll let y'all guess which category I see it in for a "combo" that involves paying 4 mana and 10+ life to not even affect the board state 😅😅😅 Love it anyway. Thanks for playing these decks so we don't have to, Seth!
For some reason the resolution for me on this video makes it feel like a leak cuz it was shot on a potato camera lol. Prolly a me issue but I thought that was funny
I do not understand your play priorities with your land dual-faces sometimes, you'll be on three mana dorks, and a Forest, and then play your Skullsmashing in Land form instead of just playing your Cragcrown in Red Its not like you were sitting on Explore or Growth Spiral or other ramp cards that card about your main-face being a Land
I have so much tf2 brainrot everytime I hear him say "scout" I just think about Scout from tf2 lmao "Think fast chucklenuts!" *Crackle with Powers for 100*
Who wins:
- An hulking phyrexian construct, bred from the guts of an hellish plane and concocted from the blood of the innocent
- One ratty boi
Nashi my beloved
As soon as he said "pay down to one" I really wanted to watch to see if there is a spike field hazard blowout
A few weeks ago, playing EDH, a friend cast Processor and put himself to 1 playing Brion Stoutarm. He sac'd, went to gain back the life, and the tapped out Ragavan player Gut Shot him in response! Sped up the 5p game quite a bit.
@@erfunk that sounds like the best thing ever lmao. But honestly if I was the person playing the Processor I would be mad as hell
@@Doctor_Strange_But_Bad_At_MTG I mean, someone called your bluff, and you lost. Sounds about right to me.
He would love that
I love the confidence in the opponent not remembering that guardian idol can be a 2/2. Confidence for the win!
I think the confidence was actually the opponent not thinking Seth was dumb, and had an answer if they did power up the 2/2.
@Colin Brown I'm not super familiar with historic. Is there even a 0 mana answer in the format?
@@brennanmack563 No. There is a 0 mana counterspell in the format, but with severe drawback, and it can't target activated abilities, so not an option.
That Mana Tithe was absolutely soul rending...
It was awesome! Can Seth really complain about being mana tithed?
When it happens, its glorious. Because you never see it coming lmao
Seth really needs to keep the Mana Tithe counter around even if he isn't playing it
Something about seeing Seth get hit with Mana Tithe is hilarious
Seth's enthusiasm for janky brews is super infectious. Best mtg content creator around!
Today I learned that a good Phyrexian Processor Deck is a deck that doesn't draw it's Phyrexian Processor
That last game is why you ALWAYS have to make your opponent have it, even if you are 99% sure they have the answer, make them have it
Match 4:
Opponent: I'm not afraid of you(r crackle with power)!
Seth: Then you will die braver than most.
I know this deck was meant to be a meme mostly but I think playing slightly more conservatively would increase the win rate of the deck. Like against burn, you didn't need to pay that much life lol. What does red do to a 6/6 or 7/7 every turn? Gaining 6-7 and drawing that much is still game ending against burn. Idk maybe I'm reading too much into it. Great vid as always!
agreed, but it's youtube, gotta make the content.
49:40 Outside of maybe some very strange game state, lethal attackers should always attack the opponent rather than a planeswalker. Here you can kill the Nissa either way. The 19/19s go face forcing opponent to block both. The other 3 creatures attack Nissa but opponent can only block 1 so Nissa dies and opponent is forced to chump. If you just swing all at Nissa, they don't have to chump.
45:29 Bluff of the century! I can't believe that worked!
Me either, lol
In match 3 Seth explaining ways to make a more convoluted game in several more turns, just when the opponent surrends. Me in my head "or just use brotherhood's end, then attack and win".
That sideboard heroic intervention seems like it would be good against mono removal tribal
I love this gameplay, I really appreciate when a player uploads both their wins and losses, most just edit and upload their wins, you're great keep it up Greetings from Chelyabynsk
ur truly a very skilled deckbuilder... if i had any idea this was the build for processor i definitely would've voted for it
i mean the other options are janky heroic / fling style deck or incomplete slivers (yuck) or yet another forsakenmonument.dek, easy choice honestly even if seth ends up just going to play angels
@@xddddddddddddd perhaps i just have some nostalgia for the precursor golem : )
Same lol. This exceeded all my expectations
Sweet deck! I think it would benefit from running a Tamiyo's Safekeeping to protect selvala and the processor from removal / bounce effects.
22:30. Best part of the video. No doubt!!
Haha, I saw this comment before I watched the video. When I saw the event, I thought that must've been it and came back and saw the time you posted. Haha, sure was!! Poor Seth, but you love to see it! :)
The way I play this card is in combo with Eternity Vessel. Play Eternity Vessel, 20 counters, play Phrexian Processor, play land back to 20.
Ohh, I like it! You can gain the life back immediately with a land drop (although sadly Eternity Vessel isn't on Arena yet). Sounds awesome for a Commander deck though.
@@MTGGoldfish Yup, that's where I've got it currently. ha ha
This is rad, reminds of Caleb Ganon's pauper storm deck that used delve creatures and 1 mana spells that sac a creature for mana = power. 🤙
Fishelbrand? I run that one, it's so much fun
Absolute awesome. That is a way cooler processor deck then I thought you would make
What are you gonna do, crackle me?
-Opponent about to be crackled
That's a sweet brew. Could see the strategy working pretty well in a Gruul+ EDH deck if someone wanted to have a jankier style win condition.
Processor is unironically good in Soul Sisters. Sad you missed the opportunity to play Arena's favourite deck.
You can make this deck mono green if you use Finale of Devastation as the finisher
Right? I read the write up and was like "What do you mean there are no green finishers??". Not only is it a finisher, but it also finds combo peices.
Processor was my favorite card for the longest time when I first got into MTG. I had just the most atrocious deck built around it and Angelic Chorus to mitigate the life loss.
Thank you Seth for rekindling my love of this jank card.
With the Nissa attack with your whole board, the correct play was to attack face with the tokens, and attack Nissa with everything else.
Two tokens at face forces away two blockers, or else opponent dies. That leaves one ground blocker for both your Stomper and Elf, meaning you lose your elf while permanently getting rid of one of their creatures (from the face attack). As you did it, they could have killed your Elf and Stomper while not taking out any of their creatures.
The bluff with the IDOL!?" Thats just insane
50:12 Two 19/19 tokens should attack opponent, not Nissa
Just made a post saying the same thing. I get that Seth is in super-casual mode for this one, but that was clearly a bad attack.
So the brothers end in the hood?
I know the Phyrexian Processor is more repeatable but you can accomplish similar things with Daemogoth Woe-Titan in that 4 mana slot.
1:31
"Sevala draws us soes cards, but *more importantly*"
...Seth, are you feeling okay?
That mana tithe was hilarious
When I saw the poll, I was pitying you for having to play this.
But the deck seems actually playable! Good job, Seth!
“We are playing mono-green…”
*has crackle with power in hand*
Impressive how tilt-proof he is during match 1. Still, very cool deck.
Finale of Devastation would be a good green finisher
This deck is *sweet*
Thanks!
Ah, reminds me of Finkle v Maher. The pain of unsleeved duals and grim monoliths
How do you not get tilted lmao there were several times I was angry on your behalf 🥴 I respect you very much Seth
Other appropriate title: “trying to combo while my opponents run hotter than the sun”
No one ever expects the Mana Tithe
I won the first ever game of MTG I played against my dad and a friend of his with Phyrexian processor paying 8 live. We used nuts as tokens. I still remember that match well. That's why I clicked seeing the processor in the thumbnail
I would probably run banefire instead of inferno against control. Inferno is still vulnerable to interaction
OMG it's tOpiary. Like OOOH. Like the letter O. Like a topiary. Like the card. The picture on the card is the definition of the word. T - oh - pee - airy. Besides that great video:)
3:10 - Finale of Devastation??? Otherwise known as magic card I can't afford in real life.
Mannn, Seth you could have played Walking Ballista since it's Historic. Then you could have kept it Mono Green!! But, I digress, good video regardless lol
The Mana Tithe 🤣🤣🤣
I'm pretty sure I deserved that one :)
Since I have a few fresh copies of Phyrexian Processor from Brothers' War, I kinda feel like building a classic Trostani deck for EDH.
I actually pulled a Phyrexian Processer during the main event at MTG Summit and it won me multiple games
This was a struggle but it's cool when it works
Please. Please, it's brotherhood'S the S is at the end. Not BrotherShood. Please DX
I have been waiting for somebody to build around this card. I tried it in a blue white control shell with Teferi Who slows the sunset to untap it and stuff but I couldn't get it to work
Brothershood is not a word.
Thoughts on +1 Kazuul's Fury and -1 valakut awakening for a throw at face win
So majestic I love it
That mana tithe broke my soul...
Randy Watson blew you TF out on that play 😂😂😂 no one ever sees it coming!
loved the guardian idol bluff
Phyrexian Processor is my favorite card in my Trostani EDH deck
Selesnya humans opponent punted HARD. They could’ve sacrificed their ranger captain of eos to stop you from casting brotherhoods end
Live by the Mana Tithe. Die by the Mana Tithe.
29:32 That GW humans player did not know how to play their deck. They could have ranger captain sacced to prevent you from playing the brotherhoods end, saving their board.
Why not Banefire? That's uncounterable and doesn't get hit by removal.
I'm also wandering why. I guess crackle and Inferno are more valuable when not being used as combo finishers, but I'd at least have one in the sideboard for the blue-black matchups.
Hmm, yeah, that might be better than the other finishers.
Also thinking the same thing, though Inferno showed its worth as a ramp target alongside Selvala in M3 G1 with the Firebreathing paying for itself and drawing a card. Banefire would have looked really mopey in that game.
That mana tithe in M3G1 was heartbreaking 😢
Nah, people can tithe or blood moon Seth every single day for the rest of his magic career and he'll still be ahead.
If you live by the tithe you gotta accept dying by the tithe
its always the ones closest to you.
This made me start thinking of children of korlis, then think of ways to get multiples down and try to bring them back for lots of life gain off a processor. If anything, It's a cheaper way to recuperate the life loss.
Have you ever done a Mirror March and panharmonicon combo?
Kaito Suzuki :D He probably drive a cool motorbike
I'm kinda confuse if you really need to add red for the lates game threat. i known the whole game plan is the big mana combo, but i feel like just making sure processor make it to the table, with you not too low, and keep making 10/10 would have been enough ? And a real mono-green would have allowed you to not have so many pain land ?
1st half is Seth getting wrecked
Seth got Mana Tithed. the day is saved.
Isn't Kiora+Nykthos really good in this shell? Kiora draws cards and untaps both Selvala and Processor and Nykthos helps getting there with the mana as this combo is quite mana intensive
I feel you need to protect things. Even if it is on the sideboard.
OMG THE MANA TITHE BRUTAL
Sometimes I hear the ATO deck tech and I'm like "oh, sweet, that combo is fragile but it could steal some games out of nowhere!" Other times, I see the deck tech and I'm like "lol omg that plan is terrible". I'll let y'all guess which category I see it in for a "combo" that involves paying 4 mana and 10+ life to not even affect the board state 😅😅😅
Love it anyway. Thanks for playing these decks so we don't have to, Seth!
For some reason the resolution for me on this video makes it feel like a leak cuz it was shot on a potato camera lol. Prolly a me issue but I thought that was funny
Lol, it look right on my end, I always appreciate a good leak joke though :)
Ok Seth, now for a real challenge you have to figure out how to make mono white storm work!
Smothering Tithe and Secret Rendezvous
22:25 i cried laughing my a** off XD reversed positions are delicous XD
I really wanted to see phyrexian unlife to pay that last life point
The confidence lol
I remember my friend had this card in a deck and made a 19/19. I bolted him. He removed said card from his deck
That bluff and the fact it worked was the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Great video A+
My trostani loves this card
First draft facing this I had artifact removal and was meh....the 2nd draft I didn't have removal and then realized it was each turn. And got stomped
No Return of the Wildspeaker for card draw?
Boring as it might be, why not Craterhoof Behemoth or Ulvenwald Oddity to stay mono-green?
So did the person doing the playing just punt and Seth was covering?
Regarding the idol bluff, I mean.
A lot of green pips, surprised there isn't at least 1 Nykthos
I don't see a Fling effect in that 75. I'm disappointed in you Seth. :P
Good old blue black removal tribal
22:31 I have a question for you. Will you pay the 1?
Could you not have used the storm ooze to keep this deck mono green or was that a straight commander card?
its a modern horizons card. Not on arena
That's not a bluff that is your opponent missing lethal you need some way to interact with your opponent, like having open mana.
When Seth gets Tithe'd it's the same as when a wrestler uses their opponent's finisher.
I do not understand your play priorities with your land dual-faces sometimes, you'll be on three mana dorks, and a Forest, and then play your Skullsmashing in Land form instead of just playing your Cragcrown in Red
Its not like you were sitting on Explore or Growth Spiral or other ramp cards that card about your main-face being a Land
Seems like samut giving all your creatures hase makes a good wincon
That 100% was not a bluff. You punted and recovered the ball on a fumble 😅
I have so much tf2 brainrot everytime I hear him say "scout" I just think about Scout from tf2 lmao
"Think fast chucklenuts!" *Crackle with Powers for 100*
Isn’t this just Channel Fireball?
the best decks are the ones with unnecessarily complicated combos with ridiculous wincons