Salty Sunday Episode 4: Amberlynn Reid Weekly Recap & Reaction

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • Let's discuss what happened in the Amberverse the week of April 14 - 21, 2024.
    This video has been highly edited and is a compilation of clips from multiple videos. It also includes my opinions and thoughts. If you'd like to watch the unedited videos, please go to ‪@amberlynnfreakinreid‬
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  • @user-eu9bi1ql4z
    @user-eu9bi1ql4z 5 місяців тому +257

    She’s so incredibly wasteful. A new litter box every month?? Terrible pet owner it feels like.

    • @Thr0bulator
      @Thr0bulator 5 місяців тому +46

      ACHSHUALLY ITS EVERY OTHER MONTH, MUCH MORE REASONABLE

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 5 місяців тому +58

      If she cleaned it as regularily as she claims she would not need to do that.
      Not even every other month...

    • @SCP01986
      @SCP01986 5 місяців тому +34

      I bet she gets a new litterbox every month because she can't be bothered cleaning it out, so she just gets a new one. Those poor cats 😢

    • @sed6657
      @sed6657 5 місяців тому +29

      I've owned cats my whole life and honestly I've never really NEEDED to buy a new box for them. I'll buy new ones when I notice they may be getting territorial over one, or if I think they need an extra spot to use one and feel safe to do so, but I've never had to replace them on a regular basis. I just scoop them every day and scrub them when they need it???

    • @raphaelle2197
      @raphaelle2197 5 місяців тому +3

      @@sed6657 Exactly!!

  • @matcha_chai
    @matcha_chai 5 місяців тому +212

    "I love a challenge. " Says the gorl who consistently fails/ gives up on every challenge.

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому +10

      She meant she loves to give up on them

    • @xprettyhurt9560
      @xprettyhurt9560 5 місяців тому +7

      Our gorl loves a weight gain challenge

    • @evea.4358
      @evea.4358 5 місяців тому +11

      She likes the concept of a challenge. She likes to write it down on a journal, buy app subscriptions etc. She just doesn't like actually DOING the challenge.

    • @hendrikje6400
      @hendrikje6400 5 місяців тому +3

      She likes challenges for 10 year olds.So nothing actually challenging

  • @Beecki
    @Beecki 5 місяців тому +137

    I assure you that NO ONE has been asking about her Batman Legos.

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому

      It was actually on her IG Q&A. Someone asked what Lego set she’s currently working on, and she said she’d show it in her next vlog.

    • @evea.4358
      @evea.4358 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@LadyyJesus Honestly I would take those q&a with a grain of salt since she could easily be asking at least some questions herself. It's not like we can see who asked the question.

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому +1

      @@evea.4358 Oh yeah no, I don’t doubt it 😂 I’m just saying, someone may have possibly asked about it

    • @desubysnusnu
      @desubysnusnu 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@evea.4358 i have a friend who got around 3x more followers than her & they never get as many questions as her. Albert is even less famous outside of yt there's no way she got this many questions everyday

  • @smolxans
    @smolxans 5 місяців тому +218

    even if she DID fake her weigh ins, your gorl is STILL 400lbs 💀

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid 5 місяців тому +20

      She still looks massive 🥺

    • @BubblesBulldog
      @BubblesBulldog 5 місяців тому +12

      That’s why it’s crazy that she frets over the ounces when she weighs herself

    • @matthewstephens4187
      @matthewstephens4187 5 місяців тому +19

      500 😂

    • @justheretowatchstuff460
      @justheretowatchstuff460 5 місяців тому +6

      Honestly, I'd give her props at this point for faking weigh ins for just purely putting in some effort 😅

    • @trustedroot
      @trustedroot 5 місяців тому +14

      take a look at any of her Krystle-era videos from 2014/2015. she was 400lbs then. she's a damn lie and she's still pushing 600

  • @CB-kh8lr
    @CB-kh8lr 5 місяців тому +109

    Remember when her hair was 'naturally' crimped for about two vlogs? lol

  • @DecoraGarfoid
    @DecoraGarfoid 5 місяців тому +178

    I hate how she over explains things. I just think she's lying even more.

    • @evenstar04
      @evenstar04 5 місяців тому +15

      That's because she is lying. When she over explains, she 💯 is lying.

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid 5 місяців тому +7

      @@evenstar04 of course. And when she slow blinks and shakes her head🤭

    • @arikalamari19
      @arikalamari19 5 місяців тому +3

      i‘m convinced all the therapy talk makes everyone pathological liars

    • @lucylu3193
      @lucylu3193 5 місяців тому

      She is.

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid 5 місяців тому

      @@lucylu3193 I know. I know

  • @shannonoreilly4695
    @shannonoreilly4695 5 місяців тому +72

    Amber has been losing and gaining the same 50 lbs for years and she says people are never happy with her weigh ins. Yeah, because she never loses a significant amount. She loses 10-20 lbs and then gains it all back to when she goes off track. Every time she gains it’s, “I can’t change overnight.” Girl how many nights do you need? It’s been 10 years.

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому +4

      Apparently she needs 3,653 nights, then she’ll change.

  • @JCLFJanet
    @JCLFJanet 5 місяців тому +127

    From her cackling at every thing Feline said or did, to her saying with the flattest, most unenthusiastic tone ever “I’m in a relationship, I’m actually blushing 😐” makes it seem like this relationship is a bit sus

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid 5 місяців тому +10

      She's different now, you guise!!

    • @theunsexyoccult1379
      @theunsexyoccult1379 5 місяців тому +19

      Or, if this relationship is real (which I seriously doubt), she's not attracted to the person. Another Beck situation

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid 5 місяців тому +27

      @@theunsexyoccult1379 she's in love with the idea of a relationship. She's never actually been in love. Maybe with destiny.. But they're just another accessory for her to hoard.

    • @theunsexyoccult1379
      @theunsexyoccult1379 5 місяців тому +3

      @@DecoraGarfoid No, that's very true

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому +12

      The way she said “I’m blushing” and “you gouise” almost drives me to violence.

  • @CatSharkie
    @CatSharkie 5 місяців тому +213

    The use of the phrase “by no means” causes me to experience unreasonable anger.

    • @BubblesBulldog
      @BubblesBulldog 5 місяців тому +29

      It can be the correct grammar, but not how amber always says it.

    • @Citykitty23
      @Citykitty23 5 місяців тому +25

      And when called out, she even tried to defend the way she says it on IG 😂😂 she’s so dumb

    • @justheretowatchstuff460
      @justheretowatchstuff460 5 місяців тому +20

      I feel like we all have our own little pet peeves with her. I hate the way she throws things like boxes, specifically in that Strawberry Hill video where she was pissed a subscriber sent her food.

    • @evenstar04
      @evenstar04 5 місяців тому +10

      I feel that way every time she uses the word thoroughly😂

    • @CatC-dc1yi
      @CatC-dc1yi 5 місяців тому +19

      I find her entire vocabulary and accent excruciating. I can understand why she might have talked like this for a while as an adult if everyone in her childhood spoke like this but she’s had several live in girlfriends and has lived in different places. Most people pick up a little language along the way.

  • @sarahjackson1862
    @sarahjackson1862 5 місяців тому +91

    ... Didn't she make an entire rant once about how girls in shirt dresses "don't look good" and how it feels like there's something missing? My, how the tables have turned...

    • @freethegays
      @freethegays 5 місяців тому +19

      She was only talking about girls who wear them properly (like actual dresses - i.e. no pants underneath lol) because she's insecure that she wears them as t-shirts.

    • @sarahjackson1862
      @sarahjackson1862 5 місяців тому +24

      @@freethegays I wonder if the original shirt-dress rant was out of jealousy that those girls loved their legs 🙊

    • @mayb4585
      @mayb4585 5 місяців тому +10

      @@sarahjackson1862ding ding ding

    • @alialirrarroa
      @alialirrarroa 5 місяців тому +1

      It's because destiny seen someone else's butt and alr couldn't take it
      ​@@sarahjackson1862

  • @RavenxElise
    @RavenxElise 5 місяців тому +128

    Salty youve been extra sassy lately. I love it

    • @sleepdeprivedjuicebox
      @sleepdeprivedjuicebox 5 місяців тому +6

      agreed!

    • @carrueross2705
      @carrueross2705 5 місяців тому +7

      I love it too. You can be sassy without being a complete dick like one certain reaction channel. And trust me, Pookie drives me crazy! 🤬

    • @malorieeatsfloors
      @malorieeatsfloors 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@carrueross2705 what reaction channel??

    • @carrueross2705
      @carrueross2705 5 місяців тому +2

      Oh, I don’t want to name names. But I will say it’s a male reactor. Other than that, my lips are 🤐

    • @malorieeatsfloors
      @malorieeatsfloors 5 місяців тому +1

      @carrueross2705 ah thank you!

  • @SixxThirtyFive
    @SixxThirtyFive 5 місяців тому +79

    All I can say is that after this, she's NEVER getting Jade back. EVER.

  • @noorieboorie
    @noorieboorie 5 місяців тому +63

    Her default setting is smug.

  • @kimmac0306
    @kimmac0306 5 місяців тому +149

    She ate all the trader joes stuff. She probably went back out and bought more 😂 our dainty gorl thing we are stupid 😂 also this water weight stuff is beginning to grind my gears. In a nurse and I would love to educate her!

    • @SpookyscarySayge
      @SpookyscarySayge 5 місяців тому +5

      I'm just a lowly emt but SAME OH MY GAWD

    • @noorieboorie
      @noorieboorie 5 місяців тому +20

      Or she went on a take out spree, which is arguably worse. I don’t understand the point she’s trying to make by showing that the Trader Joe’s stuff is still unopened. That just leads to questions of what she did eat in that case.

    • @kimmac0306
      @kimmac0306 5 місяців тому +5

      @@noorieboorie the point (if you could call it that) is she knows everyone knows she’s a liar, and has to show the trader joes stuff she has left. We all know she’s went out and bought more 🤣🫣

    • @justheretowatchstuff460
      @justheretowatchstuff460 5 місяців тому +5

      She was a doctor in another life, so by her logic she's "more educated".

    • @kimmac0306
      @kimmac0306 5 місяців тому +4

      @@justheretowatchstuff460 she was nurse ratched in another life 😹

  • @COREcasual
    @COREcasual 5 місяців тому +22

    "I spent $500 on new clothes but I'm just going to continue to wear the same 4 shirt/dresses"

  • @HaLLiEB85
    @HaLLiEB85 5 місяців тому +63

    That shirt she cut up was $70! And the underwear from there is like $20+ too

    • @SpookyscarySayge
      @SpookyscarySayge 5 місяців тому

      Their panties are more expensive than my vs ones!! It's insane!

    • @barbedwire_lace2160
      @barbedwire_lace2160 5 місяців тому

      Who is seeing that lace underwear that gets swallowed up in her rolls? You know she has to dig it out just to go pee. We all like nice undies, but seriously! 🤷

    • @And_Aaron_loves_to_kill
      @And_Aaron_loves_to_kill 5 місяців тому +3

      It's a lot of fabric

  • @loiteringspy8063
    @loiteringspy8063 5 місяців тому +75

    Salty i am so glad you’ve become an active member of the community and keep growing. your videos are the perfect comfort to put on and not feel alone. it’s also hard to make the gorl palatable but you manage to do it every time. thanks for being here!

  • @teresaroby4441
    @teresaroby4441 5 місяців тому +95

    3.5 lbs in fabric..Let that sink in. Amber is at most 5'2, she was indoors, not wearing a coat or boots, it's insane that the clothes she was wearing could weight so much!!!! How that alone, isn't a massive reality check, I don't know. Then again going through menopause before turning 30 due to obesity related cancer wasn't enough of a reality check for this girl to get down to 450 lbs, which is still massively, morbidly obese, but is the maximum weight for MRI & CT scans. Looking at her point to all the food in her freezer was embarrassing. She's maintaining 500 lbs, she no longer has wrists, her knuckles are dark AND she also has Lipadema/Lymphadema, so the last thing she needs is to have a freezer stocked with enough processed foods to feed a family of 4 for at least 2 weeks & that's not including what's in her fridge & pantry.

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому +3

      I’ll be real, I have done the same thing. Weighed with and without clothes. In a pair of leggings and a 2X tshirt, I was also 2-3 pounds heavier. I am 150 lbs and actually fit a large. I didn’t believe it lol. With my crocs and my clothes I am consistently 3 lbs heavier.

    • @kelf114
      @kelf114 5 місяців тому +5

      She never went through menopause.
      A hysterectomy only removes all or parts of the cervix and/or uterus.
      They don't touch the ovaries in hysterectomies.
      Menopause doesn't happen until the ovaries begin to stop producing eggs. Until then, the eggs are just reabsorbed by the body.
      I went through full blown cervical cancer in my thirties. Had a partial hysterectomy.
      I began menopause at 49. That was considered as "early".
      Menopause also lasts an average of ten to twelve years.
      Also, the symptoms of menopause are much more severe than sweating a little in the summer in Kentucky.
      I also have a lot of questions about her cancer story, too.
      It takes five years of follow up before they declare you as clean of cancer. She never went to a single follow up appointment. She said she had uterine cancer, not ovarian. She's nowhere near menopause yet.
      Her medical lies and misinformation infuriate me.

    • @teresaroby4441
      @teresaroby4441 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kelf114 I'm not exaggerating when I say this reply has blown me away! I have tried very hard, not to push too hard on my belief that she she never had cancer due to how many holes there were in her story, but because I haven't had cancer or a hysterectomy, I am not a medical professional & don't know anyone, personally that has had uterine or ovarian cancer, I didn't really think I was someone who could accuse her of lying about cancer. Now, I'm more more convinced than ever that she has heavily embellished. Her lies re: her medical issues, IMO amount to spreading misinformation.

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому

      @@kelf114 Sometimes doctors do remove fallopian tubes and ovaries. They might also remove lymph nodes from the area. www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/radical-hysterectomy
      Edit: the specific term for it is radical hysterectomy.

  • @cecerip1080
    @cecerip1080 5 місяців тому +85

    She probs still has all that food because she was ordering takeout/going out to eat 😅

  • @DecoraGarfoid
    @DecoraGarfoid 5 місяців тому +47

    Ok another thing🤣 her fake shocked reaction with the hand over her mouth.. ActressLynn

    • @BubblesBulldog
      @BubblesBulldog 5 місяців тому +9

      It really grinds my gears when she does that fake ass gasp that is always mistimed and so unbelievable. The worst time was the wrong sandwich and two chips instead of an apple

    • @And_Aaron_loves_to_kill
      @And_Aaron_loves_to_kill 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BubblesBulldogHAAAAA I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 And her false lashes in that video 😂

    • @BubblesBulldog
      @BubblesBulldog 5 місяців тому

      @@And_Aaron_loves_to_kill they really are the icing on the cake made of rage

  • @BlackRosesRed
    @BlackRosesRed 5 місяців тому +42

    I'm already getting tired of this "the thing is thinging" phase.

  • @19Sakurachan92
    @19Sakurachan92 5 місяців тому +44

    I don't understand why a single person should buy so much food, eXpecially if some of it triggers her. I mean, I have BED, I live alone and I don't buy things that I know I would end up eating in a binge episode. She really has no will to improve 😢

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому +1

      I live alone and don’t have BED, but there are things I won’t buy (Oreos) because I know I’ll eat waaaay more than I should. I think Amber has absolutely no self discipline.

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому +1

      Me and my boyfriend don’t even buy that much food. And we’re two people!

    • @evea.4358
      @evea.4358 5 місяців тому

      Same. I have tried many times to be like "no I can totally control myself with x food" but I know I can't. So I know not to have it around my house.

    • @lisarae7823
      @lisarae7823 5 місяців тому +1

      It doesn't matter if she ends up going out to eat or orders delivery/takeout. All she has to do is take the trash out and then it's like nothing ever happened.

    • @MsLemon42
      @MsLemon42 5 місяців тому

      I also have a binge situation type deal so I just stock up on fruit and veggies.

  • @galesalinas964
    @galesalinas964 5 місяців тому +18

    100% Amber sent that gift to herself. There is no girlfriend.

  • @Irlydntcare
    @Irlydntcare 5 місяців тому +90

    Who the heck gets frozen mashed potatoes? I dont think that is even sold in Germany :D Great Video, as always, Salty!
    Edit: I have been educated on the many instances of people using frozen mashed potatoes for convenience/time reasons. You guys are absolutely right. Maybe I should have clarified "why the heck does amber who has unlimited time and (not quite so unlimited) finances get frozen mashed potatoes? Lazylynn strikes once more.

    • @SuperChatsRNotTips
      @SuperChatsRNotTips 5 місяців тому +7

      Dehydrated yes frozen tho wtf? Why😂 even like why do they even make em it actually makes no sense, they are wasting time freezing and pckin em just buy potatoes

    • @kimmac0306
      @kimmac0306 5 місяців тому +18

      The best one has to be the pre boiled eggs 😂 she doesn’t do anything so why can’t she boil them herself. The frozen potatoes is a new one to me 😂

    • @helenaw3819
      @helenaw3819 5 місяців тому +6

      Literally how lazy do you have to be to not peel a potato and boil it

    • @rsh793
      @rsh793 5 місяців тому

      Apparently they are really nice! I don't know, probably not for me, but I was reading about stuff from other people totally outside the Gorl World!

    • @Fluffy-Fluffy
      @Fluffy-Fluffy 5 місяців тому

      Some you don't even need to peel off and you can eat the skin with it. Doesn't go for those really earthy ones but I feel there are quite a few kinds nowadays that you just wash off well, prepare it according to what you want to. Not the best for mashed potatoes ofcourse but she can get the peeled ones too and just boil and mash and done. So no excuses to get frozen mashed potatoes. Gordon Ramsay would be so upset and scream how hard it is to make it yourself, "you donut" lol@@helenaw3819

  • @rewbie
    @rewbie 5 місяців тому +36

    finding it harder and harder to believe that tiny is real

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому +15

      I never believed it, it’s just too coincidental that all the sudden she was SO in love after the announcement about Destiny and Beck. Her behavior is nothing short of pathetic.

    • @Velvetnovel6
      @Velvetnovel6 5 місяців тому

      Lol please tell me why she’s called tint??

    • @jamie6506
      @jamie6506 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Velvetnovel6 ALR was calling her "Valentine" to remain anonymity. Salty Crab thought that sounded awful, so she shortened it to "tiny" midway through the video

  • @SuperChatsRNotTips
    @SuperChatsRNotTips 5 місяців тому +39

    So amber has new food from trader joes in her freezer but we are supposed to believe she didnt just replace it

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому +4

      We just don’t understand nutrition like she does.

    • @amaxoxx
      @amaxoxx 5 місяців тому

      @@Amberlynnslivertitomg ur pfp

    • @Helennn63
      @Helennn63 5 місяців тому +1

      @@amaxoxxnever imagined the tcap universe would collide with gorl world 😂

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому +1

      You don’t have to replace food when you binged on Ubereats every day

  • @bleuhoodie
    @bleuhoodie 5 місяців тому +46

    I would be shocked if she didn’t hire someone to come in weekly to clean her place. Mop floors, clean the bathroom, change the sheets dusting...nah gorl ain't doing all that.

  • @irisoridk1447
    @irisoridk1447 5 місяців тому +8

    Your clothes being 3 POUNDS should for sure be a wake up call.

    • @metalmamasue3680
      @metalmamasue3680 5 місяців тому +1

      I know ! My son went through a phase where he wore stuff from Hot Topic with fake chains and studs and it didn't weigh that much 😂🤭 But then again, he was about 150, not 500 lbs.

  • @emilyammann
    @emilyammann 5 місяців тому +44

    Wait wait wait wait.... if you look closely when she's in the bathroom putting on the pants, you can see grab bars next to the toilet. I can't help being annoyed that she's in an ADA unit when someone like me who needs to live in a place with room for my wheelchair is going to struggle to find one.

    • @freethegays
      @freethegays 5 місяців тому +25

      I mean she does need it tho doesn't she...? And it's not like she's in an affordable place or anything, shes in a luxury apartment building.

    • @xcrystalsunshine
      @xcrystalsunshine 5 місяців тому +14

      As a disabled person it makes me mad that she uses scooters and lives in a disabled apartment. There are almost 2 million amputees that live in America alone- and I am just one of them .
      But. It also makes me proud of where I came from and where I am going that I don't need an apartment like that. But I know of people who do.

    • @barbedwire_lace2160
      @barbedwire_lace2160 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@xcrystalsunshine, I understand. When my mother was 78 and on a walker, we got a handicap sticker. ♿️ I would park and assist her inside, check in, then seated and go move the car. So someone else could have the space. A 33 yr old handicap because she ate herself to 500 lbs! 🤬

    • @emilyammann
      @emilyammann 5 місяців тому +3

      @@barbedwire_lace2160 this is what I meant by my comment. I was born preterm and had brain damage that led to cerebral palsy. I can’t change being disabled. Limited mobility because of your weight or aging are **disabling** but it’s nowhere near the same as having a lifelong disability.

    • @DreamsRDriven011
      @DreamsRDriven011 5 місяців тому +1

      @@freethegaysyeah I thought the community put this argument to rest a long time ago when it came to talking about the scooters too. I don’t even want to say much more because I know I’ll trigger someone but yeah I just wanted to say I’m surprised to still see people commenting on this subject (OP’s comment) because I thought it was explained to be a pretty bad take…

  • @lizzard4890
    @lizzard4890 5 місяців тому +23

    My fav thing is the new nick names each reactor gives new partners, and "Tiny" just got me going 😂

    • @Velvetnovel6
      @Velvetnovel6 5 місяців тому

      I wanna know why they call her ‘tiny’? 😂

    • @camerynmammenga
      @camerynmammenga 5 місяців тому

      It’s from the Tine in Valentine.

  • @MilesLeonSax
    @MilesLeonSax 5 місяців тому +22

    I believe that due to her bpd, she’s adopted her tik tok personality into her real life. She doesn’t have a partner to mimic. We’ve never heard her talk like this before or act this…dainty. It’s like she’s doing her best impersonation of the popular mean girl in a bad high school movie

    • @LadyyJesus
      @LadyyJesus 5 місяців тому +2

      I saw a comment on a video she posted on TikTok before she posted this vlog that told her she should part her hair in the middle because it makes her look younger. No one messaged her about it 😂 she’s just letting the TikTok comments tell her who to be

  • @taylorah6409
    @taylorah6409 5 місяців тому +8

    Her saying "the (blank) is (blanking)" is driving me up the wall. She's so so so annoying😅.

  • @Rockysbeats
    @Rockysbeats 5 місяців тому +39

    her uptick is unbearable

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому +3

      Right! Ugh I can NOT stand it

    • @freckledsoulstealer9034
      @freckledsoulstealer9034 5 місяців тому +3

      What's an uptick?

    • @Rockysbeats
      @Rockysbeats 5 місяців тому +18

      @@freckledsoulstealer9034 you know? like when everything you say? has a raised inflection? at the end of every sentence? so it sounds like your constantly asking a question? and its like so annoyyeeen?

    • @freckledsoulstealer9034
      @freckledsoulstealer9034 5 місяців тому +4

      I get it, thank you. And 100% agree

    • @shimmershine6902
      @shimmershine6902 5 місяців тому

      @@freckledsoulstealer9034 A rising intonation. Like it sounds like she’s asking a question every time she speaks

  • @ukxxsal
    @ukxxsal 5 місяців тому +17

    33:26 If that moon gift was remotely real she would be squealing like she always does when she's excited. Her reaction was so fake. She 100% sent it to herself. There is no ''valentine'' delululynn needs help!

  • @kj-pn8ll
    @kj-pn8ll 5 місяців тому +6

    "Once I lose a little more weight they'll fit better."
    Holy crap, how many times have we heard her say this?! And now she's saying it about *slippers* ?! 😭 she'll eventually wear those slippers in and then she will think she's lost weight because they'll fit better 🤦‍♀

  • @patkeo2320
    @patkeo2320 5 місяців тому +8

    "Not gonna lie" and "girlypop" make me want to jump through the screen.

  • @sheri3108
    @sheri3108 5 місяців тому +22

    Most hated phrase from ALR: I'm not gonna lie to you

  • @COREcasual
    @COREcasual 5 місяців тому +49

    You are becoming my favorite gorl world accountability partner

  • @peppermakrel5123
    @peppermakrel5123 5 місяців тому +8

    What? No sassy remark on the absolute insane wastefulness of throwing out a functional litter box EVER OTHER MONTH? Was waiting for you to absolutely blast her for that! 😂

  • @kaylajohnson-zz2sp
    @kaylajohnson-zz2sp 5 місяців тому +5

    There is no valentine. She’s clearly made up an entire person this time.

  • @bloopnation
    @bloopnation 5 місяців тому +9

    All she has to do, and all she ever had to do, is start. JUST START!

  • @horse_addictforlife_ECuestrian
    @horse_addictforlife_ECuestrian 5 місяців тому +4

    I'm sorry but I have to say this - pigtails for a pig is the first thing that comes to my mind when I see that tiktok.

  • @Vox96
    @Vox96 5 місяців тому +7

    I just noticed on her scale display there's a "remove before use" sticker. She's literally that lazy that she won't even remove that??

    • @yyyy622
      @yyyy622 5 місяців тому

      Meh I keep mine on all my electronics. It protects the screen from scratches.

  • @italian_mami90
    @italian_mami90 5 місяців тому +13

    The dress gave me Sister Act vibes 😬

    • @Fluffy-Fluffy
      @Fluffy-Fluffy 5 місяців тому +2

      I thought Professor Snape 😂

    • @italian_mami90
      @italian_mami90 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Fluffy-Fluffy PPPHOTTER!!!!!!

    • @italian_mami90
      @italian_mami90 5 місяців тому

      @@Fluffy-Fluffy or more like a Dementor sucking all the happiness out of people.

    • @italian_mami90
      @italian_mami90 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Fluffy-Fluffy or a Dementor sucking all the Happiness out of people

  • @lisabunnie22960
    @lisabunnie22960 5 місяців тому +35

    Why is smaller more expensive?!? 🙄
    Convenience. It's easier to carry a smaller bottle than the larger.
    That's why a single soda bottle costs more than a 2 liter bottle.

    • @SpookyscarySayge
      @SpookyscarySayge 5 місяців тому +7

      I've never thought of this.. that makes so much sense

  • @jamaisvu6977
    @jamaisvu6977 5 місяців тому +5

    The bingo vlogging always gets me cuz girl no one cares 😭😭

  • @CatswithGuns1
    @CatswithGuns1 5 місяців тому +10

    17:06 so in love with herself here. And that hair is not washed. I mean look at the top of her head you can tell hair that is clean and hair that needs to be washed and that hair is not clean. Can’t go 2 min without lying ffs

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому +2

      I think she gets off on lying, I mean she’s made a whole career out of it.

  • @mulmareun
    @mulmareun 5 місяців тому +8

    I'm actively dispekful

  • @ER-ge9hr
    @ER-ge9hr 5 місяців тому +16

    1:04 “I got this RECENTLY, veggie chorizo”
    ….so she went back to TJ’s, didn’t show us in a vlog, but wants us to believe ALL that food is just left from the original trip? 🤔

    • @noorieboorie
      @noorieboorie 5 місяців тому +3

      Not to defend her or anything, but I don’t think they sell that brand at Trader Joe’s? It might have been from a different store.

    • @kyleerice8394
      @kyleerice8394 5 місяців тому +1

      They don’t sell Morningstar at Trader Joe’s.

    • @ER-ge9hr
      @ER-ge9hr 5 місяців тому

      @@kyleerice8394 my bad, I listen to videos w/ headphones (not watching the screen). I assumed it was TJ’s because she mentioned it while rattling off the other TJ’s food she has.

  • @bry238
    @bry238 5 місяців тому +4

    her overconsumption kills me

  • @Quan_Dingle_
    @Quan_Dingle_ 5 місяців тому +5

    I’ve never had a cat but a new little box every 2 months sounds crazy

  • @disgaeafreak1
    @disgaeafreak1 5 місяців тому +5

    For someone who doesn't believe in the moon landing, it seems like a dumb gift choice;

    • @PatrickMaldonado13
      @PatrickMaldonado13 5 місяців тому +1

      there was a whole molment she was called moon face, even more funny.

  • @lktzu2821
    @lktzu2821 5 місяців тому +4

    What would be the point of faking the weigh-ins? Well, that is the only content she has had left for her tanking channel. We have eyes. We see she is bigger than ever.

  • @deniseparker7039
    @deniseparker7039 5 місяців тому +5

    What I find odd is how she says that "Valentine" told her she had a package in her package room. I mean, she (ALR) can obviously see who a package is from when it's delivered. And, I doubt an actual gf would ship a package to her "social media" P.O. Box.

  • @alexisrougely7332
    @alexisrougely7332 5 місяців тому +3

    “She looks like a fucking prisoner” literally started laughing out loud 💀😂

  • @lesliecoler2215
    @lesliecoler2215 5 місяців тому +4

    She sent the gift to herself..

  • @MartianMeli
    @MartianMeli 5 місяців тому +5

    The frumpy dress is killing me 😭 its giving Nun
    Also the Starburst ICE drinks are RANK. I tried every flavor since I’m addicted to ICE but they all taste like if you poured a pound of sugarfree sweetener into seltzer water

  • @joybaker1568
    @joybaker1568 5 місяців тому +6

    Salty, i get SO excited for these salty sundays!!! Please keep posting them!

  • @ba6894
    @ba6894 5 місяців тому +3

    I whole heartedly believe she ate EVERYTHING from trader joes and just restocked the same food

  • @radlee974
    @radlee974 5 місяців тому +6

    The -limit- _gorlfriend_ does not exist!

  • @koolls7874
    @koolls7874 5 місяців тому +4

    17:11 “my hair is hairing” girl it looks greasy and dry and those split ends are CRYING

  • @LindseyRaymond-wy7vp
    @LindseyRaymond-wy7vp 5 місяців тому +2

    She ate all the trader Joe's food and just went out to buy more saying she didn't eat any of it 😂😂

  • @margaretrowell8319
    @margaretrowell8319 5 місяців тому +5

    When she says naked I shudder 😂😂😂😂😂can’t you imagine? Ewww

  • @kristydoman3434
    @kristydoman3434 5 місяців тому +3

    She could take that dress to a dry cleaner that does alterations. They would have/maybe still could fix the sleeves properly so it does look like a hack job. They don’t usually charge that much. Maybe a bit more for this one due to the huge amount of fabric they have to deal with, like yards and yards for each sleeve. But our gorl has the money.

  • @QuIeT_KhA0s
    @QuIeT_KhA0s 5 місяців тому +17

    At this point, we are so used to her lying about everything that anything she says is just automatically a lie for me. Her words will never hold any weight to them.. unlike her body.

  • @PennyLynnBettorf
    @PennyLynnBettorf 5 місяців тому +7

    When I clean, it's in sweats and a big shirt, no earrings or makeup...could she be lying...lol oh, knowing ALR, yea probably. It's really sad that she plays such stupid games with her health cause as we all know, ya play stupid games your gonna win a stupid prize..smh

    • @Amberlynnslivertit
      @Amberlynnslivertit 5 місяців тому

      What would ever make you think our dainty gorly pop would lie??

  • @Shalyn-ln9tu
    @Shalyn-ln9tu 5 місяців тому +2

    Gorls, just get a wooden brush with wooden bristles. You can choose bristle types. No static, the rubber bit is for expelling water. Plastic gets wore down and can rub plastic away resulting in jagged edges. It rips your hair and causes split ends faster and worse

  • @guzmanaraujo4736
    @guzmanaraujo4736 5 місяців тому +3

    Yeah, she's not taking showers. At all.

  • @emmy_spaghetti
    @emmy_spaghetti 5 місяців тому +1

    the seamstress in me screamed in pain when she cut the sleeves off that dress

  • @graciiroo
    @graciiroo 5 місяців тому +11

    Perfect homework video 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

    • @elizabethhannah4332
      @elizabethhannah4332 5 місяців тому

      Literally what I’m doing rn. Good luck on your finals, babe 🥰❤️

  • @tristanmaben
    @tristanmaben 5 місяців тому +4

    29:47 😱🤢 the cankle

  • @stevierysie
    @stevierysie 5 місяців тому +3

    100% that’s what she is doing when she “ walks” Twinkie. Twinkie needs at least 1 mile a day to help her joints and health. There is no way!!!!

  • @margaretrowell8319
    @margaretrowell8319 5 місяців тому +1

    Can you imagine her talking like this when she was in the Dustin era😂😂 she is putting on!!!!

  • @nancym4e
    @nancym4e 5 місяців тому +2

    8:58 elton john called and wants his “shirt” back

  • @emmy1929
    @emmy1929 5 місяців тому +2

    WomanWithin sizing is much bigger than standard US sizing. 4x is usually 26/28w, but on that site, 4x is 34/36w.

  • @mpossible1939
    @mpossible1939 5 місяців тому +2

    Hi Salty :) To answer your question at 10:52 she don't return stuff cause she is too lazy to pack it up, print a label and bring it to the post office. Cheers

  • @softtrashh
    @softtrashh 5 місяців тому +1

    love salty sundays ! i always struggle with sunday scaries and ur videos help a lot😂❤

  • @mamaofdogs8964
    @mamaofdogs8964 5 місяців тому +1

    For someone who is literally home ALL day & night, she eats SO much frozen and convenience food. No kids, no partner, no real job.

  • @aaronburger378
    @aaronburger378 5 місяців тому +1

    When you stopped at the starburst molment, and said wait what for her? I laughed out loud so hard my dog started barking 🫠😝

  • @edencheeeese
    @edencheeeese 5 місяців тому +2

    With the way she talks, you can just tell she’s chronically online

  • @TheR3alBoazB
    @TheR3alBoazB 4 місяці тому +2

    To remove wax or candlewax melt, put an old towel on top of it and iron the towel. The heat will makes the wax melt under the towel and the towel will absorb the wax. Ur welcome ❤ (dont tell ALR😊)

  • @iwannagutyou
    @iwannagutyou 5 місяців тому +43

    There’s no way she’s cleaning that litter box everyday, no freaking way 😂 she replaces it every other month probably because it gets so nasty her cats can’t use it anymore. Thats the only explanation in my head, if she cleaned it every day and deep cleaned it every week she shouldn’t need a new litter box every other month,, she literally pulled that out of her ass, didn’t even search up how often one should be replaced, just said what she thought sounded the best, lol

  • @U.H8
    @U.H8 5 місяців тому +3

    If you hurt children or animals I will NEVER forgive NEVER FORGET‼️

  • @dimplesd8931
    @dimplesd8931 5 місяців тому +2

    Why didn’t she have the dress altered? The fabric will unravel with wear and washing. She could also use seam binding tape to hem and stop the fabric from unraveling but that will be too much like work for the girliepop.

  • @policia469
    @policia469 5 місяців тому +2

    Allegedly dating for 2 months and already saying I love you? Way to take it slow Amber.

  • @Jawbone_666
    @Jawbone_666 5 місяців тому +1

    She doesn’t roast anyone on her cameo because she can’t spray Pam on you first

  • @hollyfarr7209
    @hollyfarr7209 5 місяців тому +3

    Why use quotations for "off track " when that's wat it is? And plz, im dyin to knw how long tht choker has been fused to her neck???

  • @redflagg69
    @redflagg69 5 місяців тому +2

    Why does her losing weight never involve any amount of exercise? Gorl doesn't move, it would do wonders for her 😂

  • @auntieclara1811
    @auntieclara1811 5 місяців тому +3

    A credit card to remove wax. Aspartame in those Ice drinks tastes horrible to me. I can't drink them but I wish I could. The flavors sound so good. You are amazing.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 5 місяців тому +1

    WHO TF REPLACES THE ENTIRE LITTER BOX EVERY OTHER MONTH?

  • @boombasticcc
    @boombasticcc 5 місяців тому +2

    shes giving salem witch trials in video 2 😹

    • @metalmamasue3680
      @metalmamasue3680 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes that dress with those sleeves she cut off made me think of the wicked witch of the west in The Wizard of Oz. 😅

  • @kaay3004
    @kaay3004 5 місяців тому +1

    her fridge/freezer is stocked for a family of 4 pls 😂😭

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. 5 місяців тому +2

    Yeah 3lbs is 3lbs, but she’s 500lbs.. slow and steady might win the race this time, but she’ll get bored it’s taking too long.

  • @veradionne5743
    @veradionne5743 5 місяців тому +1

    It’s crazy how important she thinks the .3 is

  • @CatC-dc1yi
    @CatC-dc1yi 5 місяців тому +2

    I’m so glad they don’t have a bingo parlor where I live. Also, why does Amber always act like she’s unfamiliar with how to play bingo everytime?

    • @metalmamasue3680
      @metalmamasue3680 5 місяців тому

      I noticed that too. It's not a complicated game at all. 😂

  • @edimops7285
    @edimops7285 5 місяців тому +2

    Why did she feel the need to say that her gf was the one who personalized that gift if the gf was the one who sent it?!? Who else would have personalized it…super sus. And throwing around “I love you’s” already…girl is in delulu-land for a thirty something year old

  • @evenstar04
    @evenstar04 5 місяців тому +2

    Why is she buying so much underwear, and more pants? She already had so many. Honestly Ampersand, order the proper size if your going through them that quickly.😂

    • @johnwiemer120
      @johnwiemer120 5 місяців тому +1

      I don't think there's a way to clean anything that's been on her bare skin.

    • @PatrickMaldonado13
      @PatrickMaldonado13 5 місяців тому +1

      I would like to remind everyone that amber sits in her dirty underwear for so long ,her coochie acid bleaches them and the pants she wears, we saw evidence of this when she was with beck.

  • @UranusKiller
    @UranusKiller 5 місяців тому +5

    Aaaaayo! What up Gorls??
    💕💖💕

  • @piper_says
    @piper_says 5 місяців тому +3

    Woman Within has their own size chart. Their 4X is equivalent to a U.S. size 34-36 (source: I’m a plus size gorl myself, although tbf I’ve never actually bought anything from WW!)

  • @barbedwire_lace2160
    @barbedwire_lace2160 5 місяців тому +7

    After hearing momalynns entire rap sheet, especially where she pleaded guilty to unaliving a service dog 🐕‍🦺. I won't follow ALR if moma is a side character. 🤬
    (Thanks, Jordy) I have to tolerance for cruelty to animals, old people, and children.

    • @Hotcupojava
      @Hotcupojava 5 місяців тому

      I think I want to know this story. I “think” I do. I have zero tolerance for cruelty to animals, but I need facts. Where can I find it?