Mr. Plinkett's Attack of the Clones Review (part 2 of 3)

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  • @terryrexford6335
    @terryrexford6335 2 роки тому +879

    The part where he loses points for murdering women and children, bringing a corpse home, and going on a psychotic megalomaniacal rant kills me every time.

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 2 роки тому +22

      I've done two of those and my girl was pretty upbeat about it so i'm not sure if he was just joking.

    • @urthofthenewsun8465
      @urthofthenewsun8465 Рік тому +37

      The ladies love a man who kills an entire village of tusken raiders then cries

    • @WatchVidsMakeLists
      @WatchVidsMakeLists Рік тому +35

      @@urthofthenewsun8465 "I can fix him"

    • @musicjunkie274
      @musicjunkie274 Рік тому +11

      I couldn’t breathe the first time I saw that part. It’s too good

    • @coda7994
      @coda7994 Рік тому +3

      That part kills me every time

  • @lessofyou
    @lessofyou 9 років тому +3233

    It is almost worth to have the prequels in our lives, just so these incredicle rebuttals exist.

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred 9 років тому +107

      lessofyou And John Williams' beautiful music.

    • @drygnfyre
      @drygnfyre 9 років тому +20

      +Matt Otter I feel the same way. I'm not a big fan of the prequels (although I do feel all three do have some good scenes here and there), but I'm glad they exist as the movies we can love to hate.

    • @70swords
      @70swords 9 років тому +32

      It would have been worth the car getting keyed just to catch the fucker who keyed it.

    • @9and7
      @9and7 8 років тому

      +Swordswoman Alright!!! LOL!!!

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 7 років тому +5

      What about all the video games?

  • @tommoolenaar3901
    @tommoolenaar3901 7 років тому +1171

    "He needs to be good with family" - Shows him carrying dead mother.
    "And be good with kids" - Dead younglings everywhere.
    "He can have his friends and do things with them" - Him and Obi-Wan trying to kill each other.
    "He can't be too controlling" - Shows him force choking her.

    • @shonuff0330
      @shonuff0330 5 років тому +88

      Unless she's into that sort of thing.

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 4 роки тому +66

      I too watched the video

    • @alexpatrick3333
      @alexpatrick3333 3 роки тому +16

      The “Be good with kids” bit always has me dying of laughter

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson 2 роки тому +6

      Yes, that is indeed how those scenes played out in conjunction with Plinkett's commentary. Thank you for the concise summary of what I assume are moments you found particularly hilarious :P

    • @dernvader6876
      @dernvader6876 2 роки тому +5

      Yes, I saw this video also.

  • @Drilling4mana
    @Drilling4mana 8 років тому +2506

    I get all my romantic advice from Mr. Plinkett.
    I need to buy more garbage bags and disinfectant.

    • @joshkusiak7613
      @joshkusiak7613 8 років тому +37

      And have you burn the bodies and buried them?

    • @terraemotus7044
      @terraemotus7044 8 років тому +21

      +Josh Kusiak I cremate them

    • @themastermindwithahat607
      @themastermindwithahat607 8 років тому +127

      make sure to restock of Raid. The one in the blue bottle is the best

    • @SecretAgentMan00
      @SecretAgentMan00 8 років тому +32

      The advice is actually quite good.
      Go ahead, test them. You'll have positive results.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 7 років тому +35

      +SecretAgentMan00 I tried it on one, but it's harder to practice now because she hasn't been responding for a few days. I don't know what the problem is.
      I even kept her on a strict diet of coffee and pizza rolls.

  • @TheStopShort
    @TheStopShort 8 років тому +3068

    "Anakin just killed some sand people."
    "You mean Arabs?"
    I lost it.

    • @rynowill75
      @rynowill75 6 років тому +12

      yes!

    • @jaychild78
      @jaychild78 6 років тому +40

      I’m part Arab and that shiiiit was funny!!!

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 5 років тому +47

      Explains why she didn't give a crap then but lost her shit as soon as he slaughtered the cute white kids. Space racism!😂😂😂

    • @apex3d595
      @apex3d595 5 років тому +6

      omg I know. That and the "Diversity" parts HAHA

    • @Pharmerlynda
      @Pharmerlynda 5 років тому +3

      One of my favorite lines ever!!!

  • @XIIIHearts
    @XIIIHearts 8 років тому +1635

    "Some nerds will argue that it's the will of the force that they be together, but that's just an excuse for sloppy shitty writing." If only more people will realize this.

    • @quatschtutenwurger7741
      @quatschtutenwurger7741 8 років тому +95

      +XIII Hearts Everything that makes no sense is the will of the force

    • @zeonthedigger6851
      @zeonthedigger6851 8 років тому +15

      +XIII Hearts I read this line as it was said in the review.

    • @emorigio
      @emorigio 8 років тому +17

      what was great writing, was Ishtar

    • @death-king1834
      @death-king1834 8 років тому +63

      Isn't that the equivalent of the phrase: ''the Lord works in mysterious ways''?

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 6 років тому +44

      It's true, almsot every fan excuse to explain away any issue or plot hole is either "Palpatine used the dark side to to do it" or "it was the will of the force to fulfill the prophecy"

  • @denone5327
    @denone5327 3 роки тому +329

    “The Urban Market once stole my TV, so I know they like to watch movies”
    This makes me laugh, regardless of how many times I’ve watched this review.

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 6 місяців тому +5

      I’m so tired of the urban market.

    • @michaelgregor1640
      @michaelgregor1640 5 місяців тому +5

      Makes me forget how old these reviews actually are. I don't think you could get away with that type of humor online now.

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 5 місяців тому +8

      @@michaelgregor1640 you say that, but this kind of thing is common on youtube, it's just unironic now

    • @michaelgregor1640
      @michaelgregor1640 5 місяців тому +2

      @@kosmokat111 Good point. I meant mostly with content creators. Random comments less so.

    • @f67739
      @f67739 11 днів тому

      @@michaelgregor1640 in other words people used to actually be funny and now theyre brand deal hucksters

  • @aspiniou
    @aspiniou 9 років тому +1279

    >he needs to be good with kids
    >dead younglings shown
    god damnit my poor sides.

  • @matthewrotherham1
    @matthewrotherham1 8 років тому +842

    Next Anakin 'kills women and children' 'brings a corpse home' then 'goes on a psychotic megalomanical rant'

    • @death-king1834
      @death-king1834 7 років тому +68

      And yet still wants him.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 7 років тому +71

      Yeah and then in the third one she has a hard time believing he killed younglings after he's already confessed to her about massacring women and children already.

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 6 років тому +9

      ❌ *BEEEEEEEEEH*
      Oh, oh dear. That's wrong? Oh... That explains some things.

    • @thegreatcannoli189
      @thegreatcannoli189 6 років тому +15

      He doesn't just kill children, but the men, and the women too.

    • @Darkpara1
      @Darkpara1 6 років тому +15

      Anakin was an equal opportunity murderer

  • @conrad5721
    @conrad5721 9 років тому +1127

    "Now with most men, especially a nineteen-year old male with raging hormones, a list of stuff he's looking for in a relationship is rather short."
    "1. Is she hot?
    2. Seriously bro, how hot is she?"
    "And that's it.
    Now what women are looking for is a little more complex, and their list is as follows:"
    "Does he have a good job?
    Where does he live, and what kind of car does he drive?
    He needs to be confident without being too arrogant.
    He needs to be funny, but not goofy funny.
    He needs to be tall, but not too tall, or like, weird tall.
    He should be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it.
    Handsome is a plus, and handsome with good hair is better. No baldies, LOL.
    He needs to know the exact time to say all the right things.
    He needs to know the right time not to say anything.
    He really needs to know how to treat me like the woman I am, both in the bedroom, and when we're out on the town.
    He needs to be family oriented and good with kids, but not too good with kids, like, in a creepy clown way.
    He needs to be intelligent, or at the very least, money smart, so he can know how to invest for retirement, the kids college fund, and our funeral expenses.
    He can have his friends and do things with them, but only when it's convenient for me.
    He needs to care about me, but not be too controlling. You know, sometimes I just wanna go out and have fun with the girls and he needs to be okay with that, and not, like, be all hey where ya goi--"
    "Alright, stop.
    Thank you, that'll be all.
    And the list goes on to one-hundred-and-sixty-six, but I'll stop there, you get the point."

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 9 років тому +60

      +Con rad it's "One-Hundred-and-Sixty-Seven", not Sixty-Six....

    • @conrad5721
      @conrad5721 9 років тому +85

      RipOffProductionsLLC Damn! Now I'll have to type it all over again...

    • @TiernanErickson
      @TiernanErickson 9 років тому +9

      +Con rad Where does the audio from this part (what women are looking for) come from? It's both hilarious and insightful!

    • @conrad5721
      @conrad5721 8 років тому +8

      +Tiernan Erickson around the 7:48 mark.

    • @thomas8thomas
      @thomas8thomas 6 років тому +4

      Michael Mathers
      👍

  • @owenhale8936
    @owenhale8936 7 років тому +377

    Hayden Christiansen seems likable, and is probably a decent actor. Nobody can make these lines sound good.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 6 років тому +67

      Most people including the red letter media guys have admitted this.

    • @kuwashere
      @kuwashere 2 роки тому +18

      I wish i could just wish away my feelings

    • @bauer0788
      @bauer0788 2 роки тому +22

      Yeah, admittedly people were harsh on Hayden, but the lines were bad.
      George isn't a good director when it comes to directing people in the scene.
      I've worked with directors in community theater that get on stage with me, express how the character is feeling, re-enact it, then ask me to try again.
      Maybe they aren't perfect but they're making genuine efforts to coach me and show me how a character should be acting in scenes.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +10

      @@bauer0788 it’s not just prequel movies though. Remember how much flak Rose from Last Jedi got? Why bother attacking the actor when it’s the script’s fault

    • @bauer0788
      @bauer0788 Рік тому +3

      @@dylanbuchanan6511 “we’ll she deserves it because the Last Jedi ra*ed my childhood. That’s different ..”
      She did unfortunately. But even if she got a reprisal role and her character was written better with a better script the sequel hater babies would still reject her.

  • @IAmRileyMan326
    @IAmRileyMan326 8 років тому +719

    C-3P0 awkwardly introducing his red left arm was a better love story than this.

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 7 років тому +40

      The story behind that is actually kinda sad.

    • @milky4367
      @milky4367 7 років тому +24

      He got trapped on a planet, and a First Order droid sacrificed himself so Poe Dameron could save Threepio.

    • @IAmRileyMan326
      @IAmRileyMan326 7 років тому +55

      I shouldn't have to read the comic for the movie to make sense.

    • @BollocksUtwat
      @BollocksUtwat 7 років тому +39

      *read the comic*
      No!

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 6 років тому +5

      I didn't just read that story, I played it! (in Lego Star Wars: TFA. Fun level.)

  • @probablydio3961
    @probablydio3961 8 років тому +731

    The urban market once stole my TV, so I know they like movies.

    • @johnstriker480
      @johnstriker480 5 років тому +8

      LOst it xD

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu 4 роки тому +26

      One of the best lines in a video crammed with great lines.

  • @veespa_
    @veespa_ 3 роки тому +165

    “Lando even had a hispanic copilot” is _such_ a good joke. Then like a minute later Darth Maul dances to Naughty Girl by Beyoncé. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

    • @realGBx64
      @realGBx64 2 роки тому +21

      Rewatching these reviews sometimes is really refreshing

  • @starflame34
    @starflame34 8 років тому +205

    You know what just occurred to me: why doesn't Padme just use a hologram from Naboo to attend the senate? You know, like how Yoda was able to appear in the Jedi Counsel all the way from Kashyyyk in Episode 3? She'd be able to attend the senate without having to be in any danger. What, are holograms forbidden from the senate or something for security reasons?

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 3 роки тому +27

      That part I would defend. The whole point is to be fearless against the separatists. Using the hologram might send a mixed message like cough sand.

    • @griffinlong-sinnott4923
      @griffinlong-sinnott4923 2 роки тому +14

      @@darkthorpocomicknight7891 what if she’s sick and needs to attend over zoom

    • @aarondavis5386
      @aarondavis5386 2 роки тому +4

      Just the fact that you can spell kashyyyk implies you've spent too much time with stars war

    • @starflame34
      @starflame34 2 роки тому +7

      @@aarondavis5386 I actually did look it up, all I really knew was that the name had 3 letter Ys. But also figured someone would be "that guy" and correct me if I misspelled it.

    • @Grf1556
      @Grf1556 2 роки тому +2

      Twenty years and this never occurred to me rofl.

  • @RigelOrionBeta
    @RigelOrionBeta Рік тому +309

    Darth Maul was NOT a homosexual. He was clearly a bisexual.
    His lightsaber went both ways.

    • @cotati76
      @cotati76 Рік тому +10

      What a waste of what could have been a really good character. It’s like George can’t help himself and always goes with his worst ideas.

    • @OateyMeal
      @OateyMeal 10 місяців тому +22

      I believe you mean bisectual

    • @zveznicht883
      @zveznicht883 6 місяців тому +7

      >His lightsaber went both ways.
      just like his body

    • @GeekTalkwithMerg
      @GeekTalkwithMerg 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@OateyMealdamn. You got there first. I doff my hat to you.

  • @Raven-gx4kj
    @Raven-gx4kj 3 роки тому +164

    Something I found weird about padme is after anakin murders all those people she didn't even care. She even justifies him killing all those people and says "to be angry is to be human" so as far as I'm concerned anakin and padme were never good people.

    • @lovablesnowman
      @lovablesnowman 2 роки тому +16

      Which would be fine if they justified or explained it more. They did kidnap and murder his mother.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +13

      Eh…i think Padme was. A little naive but really caring and good natured. Nowhere near as bad as “i will become the most powerful Jedi” future space Hitler.

    • @FurryMurry7
      @FurryMurry7 Місяць тому

      "Good" is a point of view, Anakin.

    • @krraika1847
      @krraika1847 16 днів тому

      That and Anakin was breaking the Jedi Code several times on Naboo to get into Padme's pants while his mom was supposedly getting kidnapped and tortured. Not to mention, Anakin having visions of his mom "in pain" yet doing nothing whatsoever, despite nothing stopping him in the first place. That and he suffered no consequences whatsoever, not even feeling the after-effects of the Dark Side.
      So yeah, it's as bad as Luke trying to kill his nephew in TLJ. Mostly because of how it assassinates Anakin being as a good man as established in the OT.

  • @trev9168
    @trev9168 3 роки тому +143

    “He did decapitate a poor guy who was just trying to make his way in the galaxy” might be the most underrated quote in these videos

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 10 місяців тому +4

      Explain how and why you think it's underrated. You liking a statement doesn't automatically make it underrated. Words have lost what little meaning they already had 😑

    • @MarcFaucher-ny7zj
      @MarcFaucher-ny7zj 6 місяців тому +2

      They don't call him Kid Fisto cause he's into chicks!

    • @trev9168
      @trev9168 6 місяців тому +4

      @@noone3216 these videos have become extremely iconic and quotable over the years. However this specific quote doesn’t get mentioned a lot even tho it’s one of the funniest things he came up with. So yes. It’s underrated. And no its not just me who thinks as much. And just because your opinion is the opposite doesn’t mean your word is law. Words only lose their meaning when clowns like you think your above everyone else

  • @cyberdelicxp9125
    @cyberdelicxp9125 5 років тому +141

    "I wish I could just wish away my feelings.."
    Its like poetry

    • @danmcdaid
      @danmcdaid 4 роки тому +21

      It rhymes

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 5 місяців тому

      So much worse than the line about sand.
      And yet nobody stopped it from making it into the movie. ...

    • @PyrokineticFire1
      @PyrokineticFire1 4 місяці тому +2

      wishing away my feelings won't work, so there's no point in making that wish... but wishing i could wish away my feelings COULD work?!
      dude, cut out the middle-wish and just directly wish your feelings away. it's some brain dead dialog once you think about it for 10 seconds.

  • @bradmenpes809
    @bradmenpes809 Рік тому +36

    The breakdown of Anakin and Padme's "romance" with a positive/negative tally - pure gold!

  • @atrijitdas1704
    @atrijitdas1704 8 років тому +583

    I'm getting dating advice from an epsiode 2 review. Thanks :)

    • @alimomeni6723
      @alimomeni6723 8 років тому +25

      +༼ つ◕ω◕ ༽つ Wise Doge It truly does work! Donal Trump used it with Melania! For some reason, hot chicks just love fascists!

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 6 років тому +38

      we should make a rule for 2018. everytime somebody thinks to bring rl politics into any topic for no real reason, should get slapped

    • @starlord1521
      @starlord1521 6 років тому +19

      Superschokokeks agreed. its a buzzkill regardless of which u are on

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 5 років тому +1

      Oh god you'll never get laid😨

    • @masterlegoyoda405
      @masterlegoyoda405 5 років тому

      Atrijit Das right? 😂

  • @KEYSERSOZE1965
    @KEYSERSOZE1965 8 років тому +87

    You know what's funny about this whole plot to assassinate Padme.....the fact that the bad guys actually managed to sneak a bomb on her shuttle in the first place. Makes one wonder how they got that done while fucking up every other attempt to kill this chick.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +14

      Even more confusing is how perfectly time it was to go off AFTER Padme left the ship. It’s like the assassin knew he couldn’t kill the senator at the beginning for dramatic convenience.

  • @12r2
    @12r2 9 років тому +345

    You surely didn't notice the PayPal donation button at 27:33.
    But your brain did.

  • @KurstKensei
    @KurstKensei 8 років тому +285

    It really feels,and looks like Windu and Dooku's actors should switched. Have Sam be Dooku,an ex-jedi who leaves his training to enjoy the luxuries of his fortune while also craving entertaining fights,hence why Sidious would recruit him to become his new apprentice. Then make Christopher Lee be Windu,the wise Jedi Master who wish's not to fight or wage war,and also trying to end his fights through negations. I know these really arent the character's actually moments but I feel like they should try to made the characters suit their actors.

    • @zeonthedigger6851
      @zeonthedigger6851 8 років тому +80

      +Kaiden Krueger Plus, seeing Sam Jackson shooting waves of lightning out of his hands would have been the greatest thing I'd see in my entire life.

    • @housemanproductions5870
      @housemanproductions5870 8 років тому +6

      I never thought of the whole actor switch thing but since mace windu's character was already sorta shitty it coulda been better to just have a better villain and a shitty side character. But you really can't save these movies from themselves lol

    • @wickedlee664
      @wickedlee664 6 років тому

      Kaiden Krueger lu

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 6 років тому +9

      But that would mean a black guy was "evil" and you can only have that happen in movies about crime.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому

      Classic role reversal

  • @alexloupe7325
    @alexloupe7325 8 років тому +1374

    I feel like I learned so much about girls from watching this.

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 років тому +42

      +Alex Loupe pls don't take this seriously tho

    • @regidio5083
      @regidio5083 8 років тому +6

      +Alex Loupe I know right!

    • @Hellboy-ge6po
      @Hellboy-ge6po 8 років тому +16

      I didn't really learn anything that I hadn't learned in every sitcom ever though lol.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 8 років тому +89

      that girls have unrealistic expectations and if I'm ever gonna find love I'm gonna have to lower my standards and settle

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 років тому +26

      Pelcogo same goes for guys too

  • @jackwei22
    @jackwei22 9 років тому +913

    Sam Jackson should've been the in place of Count Dooku as a bad ass sith.

    • @Hellboy-ge6po
      @Hellboy-ge6po 9 років тому +204

      +Adrian Jackson Wouldn't have made a difference. Christopher Lee was excellent at playing villain characters, but he was still shit as Count Dooku.

    • @kaliforniakay8430
      @kaliforniakay8430 8 років тому +5

      +Ugh-Fudge Bwana Darth Maul didn't die watch the clone wars.

    • @andrewtucker94
      @andrewtucker94 8 років тому +10

      +Ugh-Fudge Bwana Sam Jackson as an unhinged, witty Darth Maul

    • @SuperHns
      @SuperHns 8 років тому +6

      +Adrian Jackson You will be surprised the actual bad Sith would've been JAR JAR. But because of all the backlash they changed it

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot 8 років тому +38

      SuperHns That's a theory from Reddit, not a fact.

  • @ryankvopka7730
    @ryankvopka7730 8 років тому +224

    Casting Sam L Jackson as a wise Jedi was a very bad casting choice. I absolutely love Sam L Jackson but he has to be in a movie where he's cursing all the time or he's not at home. Look at the movie pulp fiction he swears in every line he's given and he does it spectacularly. He was severely micassed in these movies.

    • @anja1627
      @anja1627 8 років тому +28

      SLJ was indeed boring and bland in Star Wars. Actually, all the characters were written poorly. No personality, development, story arc, etc.

    • @TheNord06
      @TheNord06 8 років тому +37

      a competent story/script writer can pull off a less cursing but totally badass SLJ easily. original qui-gon jinn was a badass, he bends the rules all the time, and anakin got those attributes from him. SLJ can easily wrote like that, even if he is in the wise jedi council. but nooooooooooooo, lucas wrote this things so shitty that we need to read the books to wipe the shitty taste from our mouths. (he wrote it so bad, qui-gon jinn became an asshole, not a rogue.)

    • @death-king1834
      @death-king1834 8 років тому +17

      Should have cast him as a bounty hunter or a mercenary.

    • @kylok123xnd6
      @kylok123xnd6 7 років тому +1

      Ryan Kvopka originally tupak sakur was casted. But he was killed beforehand

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 6 років тому

      Ryan Kvopka So right. Severely miscast.

  • @akdude81
    @akdude81 8 років тому +82

    "He needs to be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it." Hilarious.

  • @TheBrickGuy7939
    @TheBrickGuy7939 3 роки тому +78

    The two most logical, clear minded guys stay behind while the perverse teenager, the slow moving droid, a vulnerable attractive young woman and an invisible supervisor go wandering around the romantic resort.

  • @VenomSnakee
    @VenomSnakee 8 років тому +201

    It's good to know that talking about mass genocide can get women more interested in you. Thanks Lucas!

  • @chief8268
    @chief8268 Рік тому +19

    after more than 10 years, i still come back to watch his star wars reviews every now and then lol

    • @CasualTS
      @CasualTS 10 місяців тому +4

      Same. I find the dating advice to be pretty solid 😁

  • @o.brocklehurst9531
    @o.brocklehurst9531 9 років тому +244

    omg i just felt so bad for natalie portman in this movie... shes just trying her hardest with the crappy dialogue and putting so much emotion and force into it but it just ... doesn't. .. work .....

    • @dannycheesums
      @dannycheesums 6 років тому +53

      o. brocklehurst I know right. Sooooo many good actors in the prequels - Natalie Portman, Samuel L Jackson, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Christopher Lee, Terence Stamp, Keira Knightley, Brian Blessed, Ralph Brown, but all given total shit to work with

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 5 років тому +1

      Yeah 😕

    • @jordanastro4694
      @jordanastro4694 4 роки тому +12

      Thankfully she went on to star in better movies afterwards, and eventually won an Oscar.

    • @ToxicallyMasculinelol
      @ToxicallyMasculinelol 4 роки тому +6

      @@jordanastro4694 she starred in leon: the professional, to critical acclaim, well before all this dog shit. her talent was never really in dispute so it's not like she had a hard time putting this train wreck behind her

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 роки тому +5

      What emotion? She was as robotic as every other actor in this.

  • @amarissimus29
    @amarissimus29 2 роки тому +72

    I turn to Mr. Plinkett whenever I'm feeling blue. Never fails. Ages like wine. Don't you ever change, you beautiful bastard.

    • @MarcFaucher-ny7zj
      @MarcFaucher-ny7zj 6 місяців тому

      I'm hiding Mr. Plinkett in my basement. Send pizza rolls.

  • @72Worker
    @72Worker 8 років тому +136

    Threepio the biggest loudmouth ever is a witness to Anakin and Padme's wedding and they want to keep their marriage a secret..............How was that supposed to work? I keep having visions of Threepio telling everyone in the Senate about Padme's marriage to Anakin.

    • @tigergirl305
      @tigergirl305 8 років тому +5

      Maybe his memory was erased?

    • @72Worker
      @72Worker 8 років тому +14

      tigergirl305 The only time that happened was after Bail Organa gained ownership of the Droids. Nothing was said about any other time.

    • @Paeremannen
      @Paeremannen 8 років тому +1

      KISS TOO LOUD

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 3 роки тому

      technically his memory was wiped in ROS - so there we are

    • @72Worker
      @72Worker 3 роки тому +3

      @@darkthorpocomicknight7891 Which I have already mentioned. Actually it was wiped twice. Once in ROTS and again in Disney's failed trilogy.

  • @Rednecdownunder
    @Rednecdownunder 9 років тому +312

    "I'm a senator."

  • @ZaWarubro
    @ZaWarubro 9 років тому +275

    Kid Fisto cracked me up more than it should've.

    • @SvenBroos
      @SvenBroos 7 років тому +4

      I see what you did there

    • @trihardcx6743
      @trihardcx6743 4 роки тому +12

      Kit*.

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 4 роки тому +17

      Funny enough, Kit Fisto was a Jedi with a sick/Dark sense of humor. Expanded Universd freak right here.

    • @RabbitShirak
      @RabbitShirak 3 роки тому +1

      Ouch

    • @mercmarc
      @mercmarc Рік тому +6

      I had a hard time believing Kit Fisto was actually his name. It was beyond absurd. Even for Lucas.

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s 5 років тому +71

    I just thought of a better version of the Anakin/Padme subplot. Firstly, let's say that Anakin is now a nervous, wide-eyed pretty boy who's awkward but earnest, and that Padme is a proud, cynical, impersonal, and prickly noblewoman who's 100% focused on her work while barely having any personal connections with other people (IE, she's lonely and detached, and she feels like her attempts to do right are pointless). Let's say first prequel doesn't exist and they hadn't previously met.
    The movie opens on OW giving Anakin some fatherly encouragement while dropping him off at his first major assignment as a rookie: accompany this senator lady on a minor diplomatic trip to a distant world. The ship's engine fails en route and it crashes on a remote frontier planet full of bandits and mean-ass aliens, so Anakin and the senator have to cross the wastes to reach the nearest settlement (which is later revealed to be a secret separatist fortress, which had used some sci-fi EMP ray cannon thingy to disable the ship in the hope of capturing the senator for ransom or at least killing her in the crash). At first Anakin would be impersonal towards her, as the two just met and he feels he's got a job to focus on. As the two of them overcome various dangers, they'd bond through shared hardship and learn more about each other (IE, Padme reveals she'd been in the service after she glacks a few bandits by nabbing one of their rifles, Anakin talks about his poor, anonymous upbringing, the two of them finding out they have similar ideals about wanting to make the galaxy a better place, even though she's an elite politician and he's a humble warrior-monk, etc). Eventually there'd be the twist that it's a separatist base and they'd be captured and detained there by the nefarious Christopher Lee character, who was leading the operation from the beginning. There'd be a climatic action sequence where A. uses his nascent force ability to escape his cell, whereupon him and P. battle their way through the separatist goons (during which P. finds the comms room and sends out a distress signal) until they face Christopher Lee himself. The evil old master would get nicked by Anakin (who's now more skilled at fighting after the events of the film), but he'd chop off the young man's right hand and flee the base just before OW and the Republic's rescue expedition can arrive. As P. cradles a scared, panicking A. after having bandaged his injury, she smooches him and he reciprocates, indicating she cares about him (IE, he protected her previously and now she's protecting him).
    Padme's character development is that she came out of her shell and connected with another human being while reaffirming that there are things worth fighting for even if the galaxy is a horrible place. Anakin's character development is that he's now much more mature and experienced, but he's also been traumatized by war in a way that will eventually harden his heart and turn him into Scary Helmet Man (IE, he initially wants to make the galaxy a nice and cheerful place, but eventually all he'll feel is a cold desire to restore "order" at any cost). Padme's idealism goes up while Anakin's decreases.
    Wouldn't it have been so much more gratifying to see two engaging characters develop over the course of a long, arduous journey so that their romance at the end feels earned and believable?

    • @roflcopter117
      @roflcopter117 4 роки тому +12

      Watch less anime.

    • @RREvilMonk
      @RREvilMonk 3 роки тому +17

      You obviously don’t work in Hollywood.
      Too much talent.
      😁👍

    • @alexandre-guzu
      @alexandre-guzu 3 роки тому +5

      Dude that's actually so good

    • @peenerbob8020
      @peenerbob8020 2 роки тому +9

      Reading this makes me depressed. This prequel story could have been really really good.

    • @deadmemes719
      @deadmemes719 2 роки тому +6

      Man, why’re you dropping these good ideas in the comment section. Brings a tear to my eye that the prequels are so piss

  • @landrec2
    @landrec2 4 роки тому +53

    "This is awful, just awful."
    "Good God, is this a fake movie or something?"

  • @MaximumWarp2099
    @MaximumWarp2099 Рік тому +57

    I remember sitting with some friends at another friend’s wedding discussing the film as it had just come out. We couldn’t stop riffing on the fact Hayden and Natalie had zero chemistry together. I also remember women who saw the film laughing about how there would be no way in hell a woman would fall in love with Anakin after all his whiny murderous tendencies. Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist.

    • @anon2034
      @anon2034 Рік тому +4

      "...no way in hell a woman would fall in love with Anakin after all his whiny murderous tendencies. Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist." - well, there are hybristophiliacs. Some women dig damaged men.

    • @btafan11
      @btafan11 Рік тому +6

      She's into "the force"

    • @MaximumWarp2099
      @MaximumWarp2099 Рік тому +3

      @@anon2034 Hmmm, you do have a point there. Really changes things if you take that into account and makes me wonder if Lucas intentionally wrote the characters like this. Not sure why he would do that, but it does make me wonder. 🤷‍♂️

    • @anon2034
      @anon2034 Рік тому +1

      @@MaximumWarp2099 When I read "Unless of course Padme was some kind of sadomasochist." I giggled. Hadn't pictured her as a sadomasochist till now. It doesn't have to be sadomasochism or hybristophilia. Maybe a motherly desire to take care of him?

    • @anon2034
      @anon2034 Рік тому

      @@btafan11 lol

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 6 років тому +72

    Honestly if you were to remove Mace Windu's character completely from these films it wouldn't change a goddamn thing. That's how forgettable and ultimately pointless his character was to the story. Seriously all he did for like a large percent of these films was sit around on his ass looking bored and disinterested. And even when he got into sword fights showed no emotion or sense of engagement what so ever. What a truly unforgettable Star Wars character.

    • @DayPlayer_CB
      @DayPlayer_CB 6 років тому +15

      But purpy saber sword. No Mace who have purpy?

    • @mercmarc
      @mercmarc 2 роки тому +1

      Now I'm depressed I bought his action figure.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому +3

      I have HAD IT with these midichlorian SITH in this midichlorian SENATE!

    • @redwolfgamevideo
      @redwolfgamevideo 2 роки тому +5

      Even in the Clone Wars I feel he was criminally underused, he is supposed to be like THE most powerful Jedi in the order with only master Yoda outranking him due to Yodas superior wisdom and age, and yet he leaves Coruscant like 3-4 times in the show, he should be like one-man-army’ing while droid divisions and instead he just sits in the Jedi Temple reminding everyone that the Jedi can’t use the force for anything outside of fighting…

    • @darknight10000
      @darknight10000 2 роки тому +3

      @@redwolfgamevideo We got to see him take down an entire droid army in Gendy Tartokovsky's Clone Wars specials. It was glorious to see.

  • @RegretfulDeadMan
    @RegretfulDeadMan 8 років тому +527

    "He needs to be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it"
    That right there sums of women better than anything ever

    • @alt-centristintellectualfe3621
      @alt-centristintellectualfe3621 8 років тому +46

      I was thinking what face I would make if this girl was telling me this to my face.
      It was an instant "Bitch, what?"

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 5 років тому +14

      And yet some guys still manage to communicate with females. But not you. Can't be your fault though, it's always the woman's fault. Has been since the apple.

    • @slifer875
      @slifer875 5 років тому +7

      @@annnee6818 because not all women are that crazy?

  • @mercmarc
    @mercmarc 2 роки тому +39

    These reviews should be standard teaching tools in film classes everywhere.

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 7 років тому +59

    The amusing thing about this review is that Forrest Whittaker did end up in a Star Wars movie.

  • @iamthewalrus4998
    @iamthewalrus4998 3 роки тому +84

    The analysis of their relationship is still one of the funniest things ever

  • @JakobTheCenturion
    @JakobTheCenturion 8 років тому +306

    "...Anakin just killed some sand people."
    "You mean Arabs?"
    "No... No, you racist, no."
    "Oh."
    Gets me every time. xX

  • @LetsReadPodcast
    @LetsReadPodcast 9 років тому +133

    Thank you for making these. You are the ultimate!

    • @chrisallen9509
      @chrisallen9509 3 роки тому +4

      Wow, never thought I'd see you here. Lol

    • @Lwhale.3797
      @Lwhale.3797 8 місяців тому

      I love your channel. Your soothing voice and stories has helped me through some rough times. Thank you. 🥹

  • @MrSlayerTroll
    @MrSlayerTroll 9 років тому +471

    "Anakin just killed some sand people"
    "You mean Arabs?"
    dying XD

    • @seanshamblin1131
      @seanshamblin1131 5 років тому +4

      I think he stole that joke from Family Guy:
      Quagmire - "My daughter's gonna be okay, right? You're not gonna put her with sand people or anything?"
      Adoption agency lady: "You mean like Star Wars?"
      Quagmire: (laughs) "Uh...no...no."

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 4 роки тому +5

      @@seanshamblin1131 knowing family guy that joke was stolen from this review or somewhere else

    • @cangrejopendejo4909
      @cangrejopendejo4909 2 роки тому +5

      @@seanshamblin1131 That's one of those jokes that's too obvious to belong to anyone. I'm sure people in the 70's were making that joke.

  • @TiagoSeiler
    @TiagoSeiler 9 років тому +1208

    Best line of all the reviews:
    "We also got to see the first Jew in Star Wars
    Hahahaha"

    • @3sm1rost84
      @3sm1rost84 8 років тому +14

      +Jee Zed Same for me ;)

    • @wolliveryoutube
      @wolliveryoutube 8 років тому +44

      oi vey

    • @OscarGeronimo
      @OscarGeronimo 8 років тому +11

      Even reading the comment and knowing and expecting it, BAM!
      XD

    • @jonpeer5235
      @jonpeer5235 6 років тому +30

      I'm jewish and Im fucking dying laughing at that!

    • @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive
      @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive 6 років тому +42

      Tiago Seiler "the urban market once stole my tv" 😂😂😂

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 7 років тому +40

    I barely even know who Billie Dee Williams is but I can vividly remember Lando Calrissian.
    Meanwhile, the only reason anyone remembers Mace Windu at all other than being "that guy who got killed by Palpatine while he screamed about unlimited power and also he had a purple lightsaber for no reason" is because he's played by Samuel L. Jackson.
    Even watching this video I realized that I'd completely forgotten that he was the guy who killed Jango Fett.

    • @user-ok8yq6nc6x
      @user-ok8yq6nc6x 4 роки тому +1

      Good job comparing the token black guys of each trilogy. Billie Dee Williams hasn't really been famous for like 30 years so I wouldn't expect you to know him. Samuel Jackson is just much more famous so of course he'd be recognizable to you.

    • @mercmarc
      @mercmarc 2 роки тому +2

      I'm surprised the female jedis didn't have pink lightsabers.

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 8 років тому +39

    What did Yoda say to Luke about the Dark Side again?
    Luke: Is the Dark Side stronger?
    Yoda: No. Quicker. Easier, more seductive.
    Cut to the Prequels where one Lord of the Sith is able to cloud the minds of thousands of Jedi including Yoda to be able to hide in plain sight. Maybe want to rethink about that Yoda, or hell even Lucas. I'd be okay with this idea if Lucas gave a reason why Palpatine is powerful enough to cloud the minds of all the Jedi. In the new EU it's established that Palpatine uses the power of an ancient Sith shrine underneth the Jedi Temple to cloud their minds. But as Plinkett once said: ''What matters is the movie.'' And since this isn't in the movie nor mentioned it doesn't count.

    • @Tast-1934.
      @Tast-1934. 22 години тому

      Luke: what the fuck?

  • @Ranseier1986
    @Ranseier1986 9 років тому +270

    "Now the urban market once stole my TV"... best line ever :D :D :D

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 6 років тому +4

      Ranseier1986 I just found out about Mr plinket yesterday, binge watched all the prequel reviews, and loved them so much I'm rewatching them today. I have to say though, I've gotten the most laughs from this video. I have yet to watch the force awakens review, however...

  • @meh23p
    @meh23p 3 роки тому +136

    I just realized. I’ve never thought about this before.
    This is LITERALLY a worse love story than Twilight.

    • @samuelrowbotham6322
      @samuelrowbotham6322 2 роки тому +22

      Twilight has the excuse of being written by an amateur, Lucas is actually an accomplished and talented man who should have known much better

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 2 роки тому +10

      @@samuelrowbotham6322 The crazy thing is he knows he can't write romance well but still didn't get someone to help with those parts.

    • @samuelrowbotham6322
      @samuelrowbotham6322 2 роки тому +8

      @@krodmandoon3479 That's an inflated ego for you, refusing help even when he knows he could only benefit from it.

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 Рік тому +6

      Honestly yes
      Edward tries to fight his temptations to be with Bella bc he’s a vampire and is dangerous around her. Bella, being a mostly distant and unhappy teenager in Forks, is intrigued by the mysterious Cullens and wants to be with him.
      It was a perfect template for Padme and Anakin that unfortunately came out 8 yrs after it would have made sense.

  • @cybernitemusic
    @cybernitemusic 9 років тому +108

    Classic. (Not the movie...This review)

  • @averbalin
    @averbalin 9 років тому +699

    ". . . . No. No you racist. No"

    • @ehman1492
      @ehman1492 7 років тому +16

      Oh geez sorry!

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 7 років тому +15

      Gee, sorry.. I wanted to talk about the control panels!

    • @badoli1074
      @badoli1074 7 років тому +12

      At least we saw the first jew in Star Wars...

    • @slyfox7178
      @slyfox7178 7 років тому

      badoli and

  • @honuman39
    @honuman39 4 роки тому +64

    Someone actually said to me that revenge of the sith saved the prequels. Putting aside that revenge of the sith is not a good movie, how does one movie redeem 5 hours of bad story telling with superficial uninteresting characters?

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 4 роки тому +26

      It has nothing to do with the actual movie. They watched them as children and have fond memories, so they have to come up with a way of saying the movies are good.
      A lot of people don’t have the ability to actually change their mind from them they were children. That is very disturbing

    • @Jeviok
      @Jeviok 3 роки тому +8

      Cuz lightsaber battles.

    • @morgothfromangband6082
      @morgothfromangband6082 2 роки тому +2

      @@williamskay109 I for example never liked the prequels.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +1

      @@williamskay109 i know. When i was a kid my favorite movies were the first two pokemon movies. It’s one thing if you’re a ten year old but once you become an adult you should be a little bit more intelligent and cultured to know there’s more out their than toy commercials.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +2

      @@Jeviok General Grievious best character because he haz moss lightsabers. Star Wars=lifesavers. More lifesavers , more good film. Less lightstabers, more bad film. Thas why New Hope is worss Star Wars.

  • @tylerprudhomme
    @tylerprudhomme Рік тому +14

    these reviews still hold up so well. this guy really pioneered a type of humor that other chanels now blatantly ( and inferiorly) copy

  • @coleciervo8652
    @coleciervo8652 9 років тому +187

    Haha I love the "good with kids" part

    • @quatschtutenwurger7741
      @quatschtutenwurger7741 8 років тому +14

      +Cole Ciervo Or he can do things with his friends :D

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 8 років тому +7

      +Cole Ciervo the editing in that whole segment is top notch

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 7 років тому

      Like the stereotypical white woman voice

  • @ConeyDawg
    @ConeyDawg 9 років тому +70

    8:32 *"He needs to be family oriented and good with kids."*
    Lost it.

  • @raicoron3466
    @raicoron3466 9 років тому +250

    I'm new to this channel. I'm loving the humor and review style of this particular content. I hope to see more like it!

    • @borichamo
      @borichamo 9 років тому +26

      Welcome! The RLM fan base can be pretty silly, but I'm sure you'll enjoy their movie reviews and fit right in!

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 9 років тому +17

      Razenoid Arcanoth I'd highly recommend marathoning their Best of the Worst playlist. IMO, it's their best series aside from these reviews.

    • @borichamo
      @borichamo 9 років тому +7

      ryrysteam It's definitely the funniest, but I think Half in the Bag has its own charm

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 9 років тому +7

      borichamo Oh, of course. I love the dry, sarcastic humor of Mike and Jay. It's nice to see just the two of them going back and forth.

    • @JackOsborneFilm
      @JackOsborneFilm 9 років тому

      Razenoid Arcanoth Ahh man I'm jelly - best channel on the internets.

  • @danmcdaid
    @danmcdaid 4 роки тому +13

    "I'm a senator... And a Montagu!" That's such a clever bit of editing.

  • @ado75
    @ado75 7 років тому +44

    "Helen Keller could assassinate her at this point".... I shat myself.

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 4 роки тому +24

    It's weird that back in 1997, George Lucas kept bitching about Titanic that year. Fast forward to 2019, The Rise of Skywalker took four pages from Titanic: forced sporadic relationship, the man sacrifices himself to save the woman, when a random stranger asks the woman's name, she takes deceased guy's family name, and both are sinking franchises. I don't know if that's funny in a morbid kind of way, or sad.

    • @paulbailey2515
      @paulbailey2515 4 роки тому +9

      Titanic wasn't a sinking fra-- oh I see what you did there.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому +5

      Let's reserve judgment until Titanic 2.

  • @nicholasmaslennikov2128
    @nicholasmaslennikov2128 6 років тому +64

    To be fair, Jurassic Park showed that Samuel Jackson is also pretty good at technobabble.

    • @LyricsFred
      @LyricsFred 6 років тому +32

      Yeah, but Jurassic Park had better direction than this shit.

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 5 років тому +78

    I never realised Morgan Freeman would have been such a better pick for Mace Windu. Thinking about it, the role would have been perfect for him.

  • @welcometochristown
    @welcometochristown 6 років тому +12

    No matter how much time has passed, whenever this series pops up in my recommended videos I have to watch it.

  • @CELT1CPRED
    @CELT1CPRED 8 років тому +130

    10:00 - 19:00 is arguably some of the best stuff RLM has ever done. I never stop laughing.

    • @johnstriker480
      @johnstriker480 5 років тому +3

      here here
      "f*** in the bathroom"
      xD

  • @fenixproductions9637
    @fenixproductions9637 7 років тому +109

    It aint healthy but it is impossible to count how many times I've watched the part where he has Nadine on the couch and brings forth episode 2 from the bag. It is one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life but I might have watched a few times too many

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 6 років тому +11

      Fenix productions I love their Stockholmy relationship. I wish there had been more of that in later Plinkett reviews, like she becomes his Harley Quinn or something.

    • @trihardcx6743
      @trihardcx6743 6 років тому +19

      You may have gone too far in a few places.

    • @melan5696
      @melan5696 4 роки тому +1

      The best is her reaction to actually watching it.

    • @thomasnaporano9822
      @thomasnaporano9822 2 роки тому

      Yes, officer. This comment right here.

  • @marrymarry9785
    @marrymarry9785 4 роки тому +30

    The romance between them should have been like the first terminator.

  • @DistantKingdom
    @DistantKingdom 2 роки тому +14

    "to be angry is to be human"
    "angry" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there LOL. Padme doesn't care about sand ppl confirmed

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 2 роки тому +3

      “You mean Arabs?”

    • @krraika1847
      @krraika1847 16 днів тому

      Don't forget, Padme in RotS would say "Anakin would never do that!" about Anakin killing Younglings despite Anakin confessing to killing kids in AotC.
      Ya Allah, this franchise was so screwed before Disney got their grubby hands on it.

  • @jonahthejedai4973
    @jonahthejedai4973 3 роки тому +48

    These reviews helped me deal with these awful films that stupid kids now swear by.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +12

      I know. It’s the oddest thing that every one praises these movies like they’re the LOTR trilogy. I get it if you don’t particularly hate the prequels or even liked them as a kid but go so far as to praise them as great cinema.

    • @shiethegal
      @shiethegal 9 місяців тому +1

      That just shows how bad Disney fumbled the bag. Imagine making Star Wars movies that are so bad that it makes the previous bad movies look good by comparison.

  • @magikbullet5570
    @magikbullet5570 9 років тому +112

    I lost it at the "what women want" list.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 5 років тому +3

      Virgins and old losers always do😂

    • @Cetra29
      @Cetra29 5 років тому +24

      @@annnee6818 You replied to an ancient comment.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +8

      @@Cetra29 and she did without any unit except to insult the person, real brain in that head for sure lol

    • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்
      @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக் 3 роки тому +2

      @@annnee6818 Couldn't meet requirment #119

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 2 роки тому

      @@annnee6818 ah some old projecting. Hope you got better over these two years.

  • @DayPlayer_CB
    @DayPlayer_CB 6 років тому +32

    Holy hell this review holds up almost 10 years later. Still cracking up!

    • @BrickNGames
      @BrickNGames 6 років тому +1

      wait, it is THAT OLD?

    • @DayPlayer_CB
      @DayPlayer_CB 6 років тому +2

      Well... I mean Phantom Menace review came out end of 2009. Coming up on 10 years now

  • @TacticusPrime
    @TacticusPrime 9 років тому +61

    Jeez, I'd forgotten just how shitty their interactions were outside of rolling in the grass and talking about sand. Dickishly interrupting her? Creepy staring that makes her literally say that she feels uncomfortable? What the hell? Cheesy sand dialog is one thing, but that's another.

  • @mudsky
    @mudsky 8 років тому +64

    I think I've watched this shit a hundred times now. just doesn't get old.

  • @robertosimon9340
    @robertosimon9340 Рік тому +10

    I lost it at "brings a corpse home" as if he just picked up a random dead body on the street.

  • @Somnivore7
    @Somnivore7 3 роки тому +14

    The accused pinball machine reference is so sick and i missed it all these years

  • @robotdude2206
    @robotdude2206 9 років тому +53

    22:27 made me see Darth Maul in a whole new, fabulous light.

  • @matthewtaylor4436
    @matthewtaylor4436 8 років тому +30

    "it gets really old, really fast." *cuts to jar jar* LOL nice edit

  • @cityman2312
    @cityman2312 6 років тому +23

    The 'romance' with Anakin and Padme should have been depicted as a straightforward dalliance or brief affair that turned into poorly thought out commitment because of the traumatic events in the movie acting as a catalyst.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому +2

      And imply premarital sex? Never!

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 Рік тому +1

      Could have just said that they had a brief fling that produced a child. Could have still gotten away with a PG rating by fading out with a kissing scene against a bedroom. That way Luke and Leia would still be born, Anakin would be expelled from the Jedi order as a result and wants revenge as a result. Didn’t need to bring love into it.

    • @qualified-monkey5096
      @qualified-monkey5096 Рік тому +3

      Trauma bonding would have been much more believable, you’re right

  • @minorityreports4309
    @minorityreports4309 7 років тому +26

    I never realised that 'Attack of the Clones' was actually 'The Harvey Weinstein Story', but that dialogue sounds awfully familiar...

  • @ChrisCastellaniCLC
    @ChrisCastellaniCLC 3 роки тому +14

    8:32 "He needs to be family oriented" (shows footage of Anakin carrying his dead mother's corpse). 11 years later, still hilarious!

  • @Fudz4
    @Fudz4 8 років тому +50

    25:14 funny enough, Forest Whitaker is now in Rogue One. Maybe director Gareth Edwards watches Plinkett? ;)

    • @justsomerandomguyonline2784
      @justsomerandomguyonline2784 8 років тому

      Forest whitaker not saw gerrera

    • @Craplatte
      @Craplatte 7 років тому +7

      And he plays an even more worthless dude than Sam Jackson did XD

    • @craftpaint1644
      @craftpaint1644 5 років тому +1

      I forgot about him because what he and Jin did together was explained instead of shown.

  • @kagenotatsumaki
    @kagenotatsumaki 8 років тому +491

    Holy shit Rey and Finn was a better love story and they aren't even supposed to be one!

    • @HellRider_
      @HellRider_ 8 років тому +116

      +kagenotatsumaki Kylo Ren and Hux had a better romance than Anakin and Padme.

    • @quickler1959
      @quickler1959 8 років тому +94

      +Rynnec Zuhac Kylo Ren and Han Solo had a better romance than Anakin and Padme.

    • @alimomeni6723
      @alimomeni6723 8 років тому +4

      They really should end up together.

    • @kagenotatsumaki
      @kagenotatsumaki 8 років тому +11

      Ali Momeni No, they shouldn't. And probably won't because of the whole "Jedis cannot fall in love" thing. Seriously, look what happened last time lol.

    • @christof2542
      @christof2542 8 років тому

      +kagenotatsumaki What? Episode VII has been released?

  • @matthewhill1689
    @matthewhill1689 5 років тому +15

    The pinball machine joke is everything. A true thing of beauty.

    • @im_piano
      @im_piano Рік тому

      It was lost on me. Can you explain it, please?

    • @sepsism138
      @sepsism138 Рік тому +2

      @@im_piano Look up the movie The Accused (1988).

  • @thunderbolt2145
    @thunderbolt2145 4 роки тому +92

    "He needs to be spontaneous, but only when I'm expecting it." That's women in a nutshell. You're a genius Plinkett

  • @happymonkeyfish
    @happymonkeyfish 8 років тому +36

    this video made me realized that SW: AoTC is the star wars equivalent of fucking twilight

  • @christurner510
    @christurner510 8 років тому +48

    the weird and creepy comment scenes had me tears laughing..

  • @Yoyoyoman35
    @Yoyoyoman35 7 років тому +30

    "George Lucas, I present you with the totally and completely understands women trophy. You've earned it my friend, you've earned it."
    That shit had me rolling omg

  • @hexrisk
    @hexrisk 2 роки тому +16

    Palpatine appoints dooku who hires Jango who designates the shapeshifter who sends a droid which deploys murder centipedes to kill padme.

    • @bradmenpes809
      @bradmenpes809 Рік тому +1

      And that's as straight forward as the film gets ...

  • @blairmayfield2326
    @blairmayfield2326 8 років тому +41

    the "first jew in star wars" joke gets me every fucking time.

  • @RANDR01
    @RANDR01 9 років тому +73

    27:33 You may not have noticed it but your brain did.

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 8 років тому +81

    It's ironic that you mention Forest Whitaker since he's gonna be in Star Wars: Rogue One.

    • @conradojavier
      @conradojavier 8 років тому +1

      Saw Gererra is gonna kick ass, but will Die for the sake of a Girl Protagonist.

    • @death-king1834
      @death-king1834 8 років тому +7

      Obi-Wan died for the sake of a Boy Protagonist.

    • @conradojavier
      @conradojavier 8 років тому +1

      Bane Knightfall & an Elderly Han dies for the sake of a Girl Protagonist.

    • @death-king1834
      @death-king1834 8 років тому +10

      Conrado Javier No. He was trying to redeem his son. Last time I checked Rey was on the balcony with Finn and was at a great distance away from Kylo to reach her. Which now, come to think of it, how the hell did he reach them after getting shot? Must have used that Force speed that Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan used only once in Menace. lol

    • @orgywithpigs6
      @orgywithpigs6 8 років тому +13

      *in Bender's voice*
      That's not ironic, it's just coincidental

  • @JeffVaderVEVO
    @JeffVaderVEVO 3 роки тому +27

    Mr Plinkett is truly the feminist role model we need

  • @markdaniels7174
    @markdaniels7174 Рік тому +8

    “The Urban Market once stole my television.”

  • @schmoab
    @schmoab 3 роки тому +13

    That damn space canoe. I wonder if George Lucas has that floating around Skywalker Ranch. It’s the only real thing built for this movie.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 3 роки тому +1

      I’m convinced Lucas has a serious brain disorder or is an alien in disguise. Not sure which though. Like No one would care if it was just a regular fucking canoe

  • @pk13910
    @pk13910 7 років тому +26

    I can't believe I haven't seen this until now. This is the best thing on youtube.

  • @TomatoFettuccini
    @TomatoFettuccini 8 років тому +22

    19:43 "woh, my gawd, is this a fake movie or somethin'?!" Jesus christ you're funny.

  • @dantheman669
    @dantheman669 2 роки тому +12

    Listening to them "prattle on about themselves" is surprisingly effective.

  • @SirJorb
    @SirJorb 8 років тому +142

    27:33 Is... is that a Paypal donate button speeding by on a space train?

    • @TheUriahEffect
      @TheUriahEffect 8 років тому +12

      I'm glad somebody else found that haha

    • @doktor-haus5181
      @doktor-haus5181 8 років тому +81

      You didn't notice it... But your brain did

    • @SirJorb
      @SirJorb 8 років тому

      I'm sorry that not everyone watches a video the moment it's released and then notices a minor hidden easter egg.

    • @juergen4ever
      @juergen4ever 8 років тому +25

      That's a Plinkett meme, you dip.

  • @Gentamoru
    @Gentamoru 5 років тому +25

    "He needs to be good with kids"
    *Camera pans over dead kids*