"Squirrels are very dumb" Have you ever fought a squirrel? Those things are aggressive, at least here in Florida. Heck, we used to have one that would chew on the power lines every year and fight us for our mail
John: "What's Happiny gonna do, throw its egg at me?" Brock's Happiny (picking up an entire lake's water content worth of ice): "How about you try catching this?"
Rotom heat would cook you in its oven belly, rotom first would lock you in its fridge till you die of hypothermia, rotom wash will trap you in the washing machine and tumble you around until you either drown or die from head trauma, and rotom mo will run you over with its lawnmower and chop you to pieces. The fan form is the only one you would stand a chance against
@@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 yeah my explanation requires a little bit of suspension of disbelief but so does all of pokemon. I was just thinking of funny ways to die to rotom. Your point is still valid though
@@allhailzamasu69 Judging on the pokemon, you cannot take down garchomp nor arceus. Your little feeble arms can’t take down gigantic creatures. Just imagine fighting the god of Pokémon. Have fun with this comment ruining your ego!
Have you SEEN Brock's Happiny? That thing can lift BOULDERS! You have REALLY undermined Happiny good sir! XD If there are boulders nearby, it would be Game Over for you! I'm serious. Happiny's stats maybe laughable, but, it is NO joke when take into account Happiny in the Anime is Superman in disguise!
As it is my number one favorite Pokémon, I'm not sure whether hearing that you would punt Piplup to the moon without hesitation should make me angry or not.
PokeMEN7: I fear no man. But those things: A baby turtle, a baby tree, a fake tree, a baby money, a hedgehog, a bee, Mrs. Bee, a sexy rabbit, a hero wanna be, a beaver, a derpy thing, a skunk, a balloon, a slug, a yellow cat, a fat cat, a princess water thing, an otter, a fan, SpeGEtI, a magnet, a bossy raven, an anooying bird, a big brain, a glitch, cOiN, a gong thing, a kissy love cloud, a dragonfly, a leaf dog, and a mustache bug *They scare me*
Dusknoir is a big ol’ case of irony to me Most ghost types (besides ones like Froslass or Gengar) look at least a little unassuming, like they make you think you were just in for some mostly harmless pranks and/or tricky times should you encounter one, yet you also know deep down that you’d probably die to them in variable terrifying ways Dusknoir is like, the complete opposite: it looks the most frightening, like it would kill you immediately in horrible ways, but in reality it’s probably one of the most benevolent ghost types Like you’re more likely to befriend a Dusknoir than say, a Gourgeist or Banette, they’re misunderstood marshmallows once you look past appearances Dusknoir is friend shaped, my favourite ghost type
Me: So, there's rock and steel type Pokemen: yes Me: Steel is very hard to break Pokemen: yes Me: You can break a rock if you punch it hard on a wall Pokemen: makes sense to me Me: So, why did you put bonsly higher than bronzor? Pokemen: i can break metal punching it on a wall...
I feel like this would have gone a little easier if you'd decided what you did and didn't have from the start. Like starting with the idea that you're going in with sturdy boots with every battle would have saved a lot of trouble. Also, I think how much credit you gave Bonsly was maybe one of the funniest things about this whole list. You could say something mean to the Pokemon and it would start crying and not be able to battle. The only reason you wouldn't put it in the punt class in my opinion is that it's a 33 pound rock, and kicking a 33 pound rock would hurt.
John: puts riolu in the "we'll see" category. meanwhile riolu's pokedex entry: "Riolu naturally has superhuman strength, stamina, and endurance and is capable of making long journeys on foot in a short amount of time." said bublapedia
John is always this sweet, adorable guy who likes to make people smile and I love him, but this- we really see his dark side creeping out which I love even more, 10/10 John
For Shieldon, I'd just pick it up by the shield, and bash it against the wall. Bastiodon will not only crush me, but crush every vital organ in my body.
That comment about Piplup sending some bubbles your way made me think of Dawn in the anime having her Piplup do Bubble Beam at her hair to fix her bedhead lmfao.
Me: Yay cant wait to see the comments on this great video UA-cam: AcCeSs DeNiEd Me: Wha?!? You wanna be like that? Ill just refresh UA-cam: You cant beat me peasant!!
NoOne: Gamefreak: HmMmM sHoUlD wE aDd OnE mOrE gIgAnTaMaX pOkEmOn? Other worker: oK Gamefreak: gEnGaR Other worker: lEt'S sHoVe It HaLf wAy ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR!
Okay, a message to EVERY dragon ground grass and flying, yes this includes you, Rayquaza, if you tick Glaceon off for any reason AT ALL it will send you straight to oblivion, I could care LESS what tier you’re in
John: puts buneary in punt to the moon Me who is also a purplecliffe fan: You have no idea, do you. ( I know this video was posted after purplecliffe's heart gold video)
Dude... Seed Flare is literally a miniature NUKE made from Shaymin absorbing toxic air and expelling it in a large explosion! If it gets too much, then it can easily destroy an entire forest! (look up Giratina and the Sky Warrior. It confirms that this can happen)
At 32:00 The games either don't do seed flair justice or the Movies massively overpower it. In Shaymin's movie, that seed flair was able to simultaneously rip open Giratina out of Dialga's time loop and shred open a hole in Giratina's reverse world in a matter of seconds. And that was even out of sky form and Shaymin had it's eyes closed. And in another instance it was able to rip DIalga right out of Giratina's Shadow Force. Granted it didn't do much if not any damage to either Dialga or Giratina point blank and the pollution it used as fuel was a very special gas but still, That seed flair could rend you out of existence no problem.
How to beat Lucario: Step 1: Have a mental breakdown. Your aura will confuse the crap out of it Step 2: Get a match ready will breaking down on the floor Step 3: Burn the entire surroundings
Well good idea but I'm sorry to say That is not happening That thing Will bullet punch the crap out of u before u even think of having Mental breakdowns
By uncoiling its ears, Buneary can slam foes hard enough to make a grown up cry in pain. This force can shatter large boulders. Are you really able to punt this one to the moon?
Gen 4 is the best. The roster was actually good. The evolutions made shit Pokémon like Yanma, Sneasel, Tangela, and Nosepass (who have been useless for the past few generations) actually usable. The starters were good, Luxray, Staraptor, Rampardos, Bastiadon, Toxicroak, Bronzong, Vespiquen, Floatzel, Drapion, Gastrodon, Abomasnow, and best of all LUCARIO AND GARCHOMP
Funny, I explored that particular concept in my Gundam Wing/Pokemon crossover fanfic. For details, Wufei Chang challenged Remilia, my Trainer OC (not the Touhou character), to a man-to-mon battle, and predictably, he got beaten down and tossed around like a ragdoll by Remilia's Butterfree using Psychic. Moral of the story: don't be like Wufei.
Buneary Platinum Pokedex Entry: "Its ears are always rolled up. They can be forcefully extended to shatter even a large boulder" PokéMEN7: *I can punt that to the moon*
Paul the Pokémon Breeder, to rude Patrat: No matter how much you hurt me, I won’t let anyone hurt you, even if 100 Gurrdurr show up out of nowhere! [patrat realized humans are nice and calmed down] Narrator: Well done! And now for a test. We prepared 100 Gurdurr to see if you could really protect Patrat from them! (TV Show from Kalos)
Karens:
PokEmOn iS aNimAL abUsE
John:
You ain't seen nothing yet
You got a giggle out of me thank you
Redpanda
Wut about Karen from the elite 4
Lmao
@@dumbpotaato THE KAREN HAS EVOLVED INTO AN ELITE 4 MEMBER
"Squirrels are very dumb"
Have you ever fought a squirrel? Those things are aggressive, at least here in Florida. Heck, we used to have one that would chew on the power lines every year and fight us for our mail
Squirrels in Florida are on meth, like a good portion of the population there if the news has any truth to it XD
That's crazy! Squirrels in Northern California are mostly chill
Japan squirrels 🐿
太恐怖了
I accidentally kicked a squirrel before
No thats just florida, here in Georgia there still pretty dumb
Next video: beating up every gen 4 Pokémon until the remakes come out.
well then he’d be beating up Pokemon forever
@@polterkitty3639 haha lol
So no more John then
LOL!
Imagine if it come outs in 5 months
John: "What's Happiny gonna do, throw its egg at me?"
Brock's Happiny (picking up an entire lake's water content worth of ice): "How about you try catching this?"
It’s not about the anime, it’s about how tough it is. (Which happiny isn’t) and Brock isn’t there, and what if there is no lake
But John could throw it too….
@Chad Springfield what if John comes out with gigichad abs
It’s an easy win gigichad can literally destroy every Pokémon ever
He can literally touch mewtwo and explode him gigichad is overpowered
John A.K.A. PokeMEN @ Human Clothes
Ability: Opposable Thumbs
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Kick
- Punch
- Grab
- Throw
I will choose him
You forgot Stomp.
Wow that is a terrible hp stat
@@shadowthief6471 That's his EVs, not his base stats
Health: 70
Attack: 110
Defense: 60
SPA: 110
SPD: 60
Speed: 70
"Pokemon is animal abuse"
John: "So I take them by the head, and I can just bash them back and forth.."
I like how when he comes up to Darkrai he just said “you”.......
Darkrai won't even give him a chance to strike. Dark Void Hax.
knew darkrai would fucking obliterate him too so he didn't even bother saying its name😭🙏
He who shall not be named
Wait wait we didn't say if he was in his sleep Darkai would just......
@@syedmajidhassan4051 voldermort aka darkrai
“I could punt this bunny to the moon”
Yes. A bunny that can break BOULDERS (and probably human bones) with its EARS. Mk.
Thanks for playing along.
Oh I forgot about that one tiny detail
Oh and kills a bunch of LEGENDARIES!
(Get the reference)
IT CAN EVEN FLY
@@suchomimustenerensis yeah purplecliff
15:56 John: A bunny,a normal type bunny,I can punt it to the moon.
Purplecliffe:Try to beat Chad.
Rotom heat would cook you in its oven belly, rotom first would lock you in its fridge till you die of hypothermia, rotom wash will trap you in the washing machine and tumble you around until you either drown or die from head trauma, and rotom mo will run you over with its lawnmower and chop you to pieces. The fan form is the only one you would stand a chance against
Can still electrocute him
Those forms are a lot smaller than an average human tho
@@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 yeah my explanation requires a little bit of suspension of disbelief but so does all of pokemon. I was just thinking of funny ways to die to rotom. Your point is still valid though
I can't see a human surviving Air Slash.
@@gengarzilla1685 actually the air Slash wouldn't be the problem, the air Slash would flinch you then it would murder you with electricity
The Garchomp line are also DRAGONS. Try fighting a dragon shark. You WILL lose
Try fighting a land shark that can outspeed a jet
@@talesofarcadiauval8848 it won't end well
I'd bodied Garchomp
@@allhailzamasu69 Judging on the pokemon, you cannot take down garchomp nor arceus.
Your little feeble arms can’t take down gigantic creatures. Just imagine fighting the god of Pokémon.
Have fun with this comment ruining your ego!
@@furrydumbass uh dude you know it not that serious right?
Pokemen7:Which pokemon can I fight
PETA:🤬🤬🤬
I don't think PETA will care about such MONSTERS, especially the Bidoof.
@@cord4691 have you played pokemon PETA version yeah they do care
The fact that riolu was in ‘punted to the moon’ and burmy and buneary was in ‘we’ll see’ in the thumbnail had me laughing way too hard
Have you SEEN Brock's Happiny? That thing can lift BOULDERS! You have REALLY undermined Happiny good sir! XD If there are boulders nearby, it would be Game Over for you! I'm serious. Happiny's stats maybe laughable, but, it is NO joke when take into account Happiny in the Anime is Superman in disguise!
Don’t underestimate happiny or else it will just lift a boulder and smush you poke7
@@Taxessss I know, right? His Happiny was ripped. It may have garbage stats, but, it had 255 strength!
John: I'm sorry Piplup, you're the coolest Pokemon here--
Mamoswine: *Betrayed Mamoswine noises*
He meant in the punt to the moon category
When it come to starly i remember the same thing that helps me remember why fighting is weak to flying
“Have you tried to punch a bird?”
Gotta watch out for that Bide from Kricketot, it might take you out! 😂 also “Bastiogon” 😂😂😂
According to the anime,Happiny apparently has super strength so it might not be as easy as u think to beat it.
I mean piplup in the anime creates giant whirlpools, and happiny is just straight up ripped.
John: I'm going to become one of their souls.
Is he saying he's pure evil???
Solution to the non-ghost pokemon: get a true gun.
Riolu holding the pressure of a 1500+ pound Cooperajah: Am I a joke to you?
I was smiling ear-to-ear throughout the whole video. Great job John! Really made me smile through the harsh times we are in now.
As it is my number one favorite Pokémon, I'm not sure whether hearing that you would punt Piplup to the moon without hesitation should make me angry or not.
After the frostlass John could’ve said the rest are legendary Pokémon and he doesn’t stand a chance.
Edit: Except the phione.
It's not royally rotten, so it'd be the duo who still wins... just saying.
im sorry but i may ask if you know what happend to the floor
Love the profile pick
@@blue_be_trippin tentacles floor tentacles
One could beat up shaymin with a shovel
You should do gen 7 next. Or even make a series out of this. And I love that the most you could take on and win are mainly babies lol
mega lopunny: im going to punt you mr.john to the sun, the moon and back
I am currently 2 minutes in and this is already one of my favorite videos on this channel. Dying laughing rn.
Snover is the beginning of his doom
5:57 Actually if you hit kricketot twice, your done cause bide
Only if he doesn't knock it out by then!
Nick Schile Eviolite. It’s gonna withstand the hits
Me: has a fear of bugs
“I’ll just pick up a burmy and use it to beat the others”
“YOU’RE GOING TO TOUCH IT??????”
They mean their weapon is the one that's literally from garbage!
It has a stem... it's a harmless pokēmon anyways.
i can imagine john punting a turtwig and it just hits someones car like real life mariokart
John used Bash With Rock! It’s super effective!
Bunnary’s pokedex entry States that it can destroy bolders with it’s ears, want to re- evaluate
PokeMEN7: I fear no man. But those things:
A baby turtle, a baby tree, a fake tree, a baby money, a hedgehog, a bee, Mrs. Bee, a sexy rabbit, a hero wanna be, a beaver, a derpy thing, a skunk, a balloon, a slug, a yellow cat, a fat cat, a princess water thing, an otter, a fan, SpeGEtI, a magnet, a bossy raven, an anooying bird, a big brain, a glitch, cOiN, a gong thing, a kissy love cloud, a dragonfly, a leaf dog, and a mustache bug
*They scare me*
Hearing munchlax be called a rotund fellow was the highlight of my day
Dusknoir is actually pretty nice , it apparently guides dead people to where they should be
Dusknoir is a big ol’ case of irony to me
Most ghost types (besides ones like Froslass or Gengar) look at least a little unassuming, like they make you think you were just in for some mostly harmless pranks and/or tricky times should you encounter one, yet you also know deep down that you’d probably die to them in variable terrifying ways
Dusknoir is like, the complete opposite: it looks the most frightening, like it would kill you immediately in horrible ways, but in reality it’s probably one of the most benevolent ghost types
Like you’re more likely to befriend a Dusknoir than say, a Gourgeist or Banette, they’re misunderstood marshmallows once you look past appearances
Dusknoir is friend shaped, my favourite ghost type
Moral of the story: You guys wouldn't survive with us around
A chapter from a fanfic I wrote enforces this: www.fanfiction.net/s/13176674/10/Black-Rainbow
Thank goodness for starter Pokémon...
@@urkerab Or Pokemon in general. The Wing boys wouldn't have gone through without my Trainer OC's help.
I actually really like Platinum's dex but they need buffs.
Thank you for acknowledging infernape's awesomeness, it is my favorite pokemon!
I like claw er claw
Switzer claw
how to win dodge ball:
Out run
(out run)
Out last
(Out last)
Hit 'em quick
get out fast
(chick-a-pow)
Jake Rozewicz survive until this horror show has passed
You should do this for every generation lmao
Me: So, there's rock and steel type
Pokemen: yes
Me: Steel is very hard to break
Pokemen: yes
Me: You can break a rock if you punch it hard on a wall
Pokemen: makes sense to me
Me: So, why did you put bonsly higher than bronzor?
Pokemen: i can break metal punching it on a wall...
I feel like this would have gone a little easier if you'd decided what you did and didn't have from the start. Like starting with the idea that you're going in with sturdy boots with every battle would have saved a lot of trouble.
Also, I think how much credit you gave Bonsly was maybe one of the funniest things about this whole list. You could say something mean to the Pokemon and it would start crying and not be able to battle. The only reason you wouldn't put it in the punt class in my opinion is that it's a 33 pound rock, and kicking a 33 pound rock would hurt.
John: puts riolu in the "we'll see" category.
meanwhile riolu's pokedex entry: "Riolu naturally has superhuman strength, stamina, and endurance and is capable of making long journeys on foot in a short amount of time." said bublapedia
john you think highly of yourself. Being able to beat up god.
John is always this sweet, adorable guy who likes to make people smile and I love him, but this- we really see his dark side creeping out which I love even more, 10/10 John
Honestly a RIP of your going up against Brock’s happiny. That thing with super strength could throw you to the moon with one arm
Holy sh-
Lol “ I don’t know how big it is so I don’t wanna go at it alone” I’m done 🤣
I love how he feels bad fot happiny when of course he has not seen the anime of brocks happiny
i feel like gallade would be like:
outsmart, but also don't try to outsmart at all and just repeatedly swing.
“I am bastioGONE”
famous last words
John: Squirrels are dumb.
Mark Rober: I would disagree.
Nice to see you again, John. I hope your days have been good :)
25:57 If thats Pokken Croagunk, say your prayers
ITS SO ANNOYING TO KILL ISTG
I guess you'd have to look at it in a mortal combat setting. Could you get off with friendship, or is it a fight to the death
John: Says he can beat up a cat
Alinity: ......
Cats can literally make you BLIND
@@rainitaouwu no im saying it cos she got absolutely destroyed by her own cat
@@danielkerogoi7136 she deserved it
9:18 how I fantasise about killing my enimes
Technically he couldn’t hurt the ghost types cause John is normal/ fighting type 😔
And the ghost types can't hurt John
And John can crunch
@@yeets_galore3133 They might have coverage moves or status moves, unlike John
18:35
It can also blind you by spraying in your eyes
Pokemen7 you couldn't pay me to fight a staraptor, electivire,dialga , and arceus cause your fighting god basicly
For Shieldon, I'd just pick it up by the shield, and bash it against the wall. Bastiodon will not only crush me, but crush every vital organ in my body.
9:47
Imagine getting sand in your eye or razor sharp Lear’s cut your eye then get cut by razor sharp leafs, by metal hard trash, or bunch of rocks
John shiny is adorable. Shinx: have fun at minus one attack from my furotius face lol
Pokemen: this is the worst Pokémon ever. Me: that Pokémon is essentially to having shielder do the most damage possible in the game
“Squirrels are very stupid”
I don’t think you’ve seen Mark Robers newest video then
Fun fact one of riolus pokedex entries says it can travel several canyons in 1 night
16:54 because it's easy to lift it will instantly get launched to a other universe and die because of fall
19:50 in gym class we played frisbee-golf and basketball-golf. I didn’t even know why these existed
That comment about Piplup sending some bubbles your way made me think of Dawn in the anime having her Piplup do Bubble Beam at her hair to fix her bedhead lmfao.
I didn't read the title fully at first so i was like wth when i saw torretera's placement
Me: Yay cant wait to see the comments on this great video
UA-cam: AcCeSs DeNiEd
Me: Wha?!? You wanna be like that? Ill just refresh
UA-cam: You cant beat me peasant!!
bronzor- yeeted into the sun rather than punted to the moon
In USA, you punt pokemon.
In Sinnoh, pokemon punt you.
NoOne:
Gamefreak:
HmMmM sHoUlD wE aDd OnE mOrE gIgAnTaMaX pOkEmOn?
Other worker: oK
Gamefreak: gEnGaR
Other worker: lEt'S sHoVe It HaLf wAy ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR!
Okay, a message to EVERY dragon ground grass and flying, yes this includes you, Rayquaza, if you tick Glaceon off for any reason AT ALL it will send you straight to oblivion, I could care LESS what tier you’re in
Read Buneary's platinum pokdex entry. It can break boulders with it's ears!
4:22 but it has the high ground. *the high ground* !
"I could punt the bunny to the moon." And you'd also take an ear-shot to the chest for trying - have you read the thing's PokeDex entry?
John: puts buneary in punt to the moon
Me who is also a purplecliffe fan: You have no idea, do you.
( I know this video was posted after purplecliffe's heart gold video)
Ambipom vs John
slap
slap
slap
spank
slap
slap
spank
spank
John has fainted
Dude... Seed Flare is literally a miniature NUKE made from Shaymin absorbing toxic air and expelling it in a large explosion! If it gets too much, then it can easily destroy an entire forest! (look up Giratina and the Sky Warrior. It confirms that this can happen)
BIDOOF IS GOD. You can not defeat god
At 32:00 The games either don't do seed flair justice or the Movies massively overpower it. In Shaymin's movie, that seed flair was able to simultaneously rip open Giratina out of Dialga's time loop and shred open a hole in Giratina's reverse world in a matter of seconds. And that was even out of sky form and Shaymin had it's eyes closed. And in another instance it was able to rip DIalga right out of Giratina's Shadow Force. Granted it didn't do much if not any damage to either Dialga or Giratina point blank and the pollution it used as fuel was a very special gas but still, That seed flair could rend you out of existence no problem.
I hate people who say first. Nobody cares. Btw, came from wolfeyvgc s video for gen 1
How to beat Lucario:
Step 1: Have a mental breakdown. Your aura will confuse the crap out of it
Step 2: Get a match ready will breaking down on the floor
Step 3: Burn the entire surroundings
Well good idea but I'm sorry to say
That is not happening
That thing Will bullet punch the crap out of u before u even think of having Mental breakdowns
Not exactly sure what's going on, but I'm glad it exists, and that I'm here for the ride
Fun fact:Happiny's egg is actually a rock that it likes to carry around
Good luck catching that
Cherubi the -
"ILL JUST STEP ON IT"
Me:why don't ya eat it if ya hate it?
john: kick it in the under belly
all the pokemon: STAY AWAYYYYYY!!!
nobody: animal abuse?
I can just imagine John losing to floatzel or buizel whilst skydiving and they just become like tails from sonic and John falls to his doom
By uncoiling its ears, Buneary can slam foes hard enough to make a grown up cry in pain. This force can shatter large boulders. Are you really able to punt this one to the moon?
suggestion for future videos: this but for the other generations as well.
you had me laughing pretty much the entire video
Fun fact: Budew can have Poison Point. So you can most definitely punt it, but you might get sick if you do.
Gen 4 is the best. The roster was actually good. The evolutions made shit Pokémon like Yanma, Sneasel, Tangela, and Nosepass (who have been useless for the past few generations) actually usable. The starters were good, Luxray, Staraptor, Rampardos, Bastiadon, Toxicroak, Bronzong, Vespiquen, Floatzel, Drapion, Gastrodon, Abomasnow, and best of all LUCARIO AND GARCHOMP
Funny, I explored that particular concept in my Gundam Wing/Pokemon crossover fanfic. For details, Wufei Chang challenged Remilia, my Trainer OC (not the Touhou character), to a man-to-mon battle, and predictably, he got beaten down and tossed around like a ragdoll by Remilia's Butterfree using Psychic. Moral of the story: don't be like Wufei.
Burmy is always Bug type; it only changes type when it evolves into Wormadam.
Buneary Platinum Pokedex Entry: "Its ears are always rolled up. They can be forcefully extended to shatter even a large boulder"
PokéMEN7: *I can punt that to the moon*
1:50 ' I'ts pandemic, no i haven't been lifting' oh john... that's not the right excuse
Paul the Pokémon Breeder, to rude Patrat: No matter how much you hurt me, I won’t let anyone hurt you, even if 100 Gurrdurr show up out of nowhere!
[patrat realized humans are nice and calmed down]
Narrator: Well done! And now for a test. We prepared 100 Gurdurr to see if you could really protect Patrat from them!
(TV Show from Kalos)