My argument against you winning against Machop: it can throw 100 adults, it can lift boulders, it is pure muscle. Even if you do hold it by the head with your longer limbs, it can just snap your wrist or at minimum, grab your arm and yeet you over the horizon
Some Pokemon were for whatever reason not in the batch of images I had uploaded for this tier list. Assume I could punt them all to the moon or feel free to let me know why they'd beat me up in just a few seconds!
I feel like for Ralts and it’s evos etc, would all team up aganist you. I feel like they would be mostly found together performing just like a family, ex: Ralts being the lil child, Kirlia the older sibling, gallade being the athletic and bulky father, and Gardevoir being the aesthetic yet protective mother, sure, you could get a hit on Ralts, but then leading to the rest of the family brutally attacking you.
The thing about Froslass is that if she sees you as handsome, she’ll steal your soul. If she doesn’t see you as handsome, you’re basically taking EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! At the cost of living. So either way you lose even when you win
i mean, i'd be happy to have a froslass take my soul in exchange for it being my wife hfjfkrngndkgnfb imagine,, soft loving froslass wife will protect you from danger
I think the big thing you missed about Gastly is that it's a ball of POISONOUS GAS. (And according to the pokedex, a pretty enormous one at that!!) It's part poison type for a reason! In reality, if you stick your hand into that thing, or probably even breathe near it, you'll die. Tbh, I think its ghost typing is small potatoes in comparison to that. XP
John, battered and bruised after fighting 200+ Pokemon: Sneasler: Behold! I am your final opponent! I will destroy you with my Dire Claw and watch you succumb to the dire toxins of paralysis, sleep, an- John: *Goes apeshit and crushes Sneasler into a compact cube*
The only reason John stand a chance against Sneasler is sheer spite. If it wasn't for spite, Sneasler would find a 101 different exciting ways to kill John the moment they see each other. And when they finally engage in combat, Sneasler will choose 2 ways to kill John and will kill him twice.
I can actually agree with Heracross, while you can probably punt the teddy bear and the babies to the moon, Heracross is definitely one of the few Pokémon that could likely punt *you* to the moon I’d personally say you can punt Leafeon though, I’d put that one in We’ll See because Leafeon just throws leaves.
It'd be more interesting to see a tierlist about how in-game humans would match up aggresively. Since they seem "a bit" more durable than any real life human, they could handle them better if they had to, in a time before pokeballs
It's funny how many pokemon that you forgot. Rhydon, Chansey, Tangela, Eevee, Flareon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Scyther, prinplup, empoleon, Roselia, Mantyke and I totally missed one and also why are the shinx shiny. Still a good video.
"ive seen what these things can do" mantine is not a stingray, but a manta ray, has a feather for a tail instead of a stinger and for it's neutral special it has a gun (remoraid) also, fun fact, Riolu learns aura sphere in legends arceus so it's more of a threat than it's ever been in the past other than that one event that one time, it would at least put up a little bit of a fight despite being a child, seeing as it's the strongest of the baby pokemon tldr: you would have an easier time beating up mantine and a slightly harder time beating up riolu
Terminal Montage has a baby pokemon battle royale. Riolu, in Lockstin and Gnoggin's explanation video, was shown to be almost in another league from the other babies. It is like Machop, but twice as cute and several times more threatening.
Oh, I always thought that Sneasler was a combination of Sneasel and Climber, since it's a mountain climber. Always love these tier lists! Punt that Chingling!
@@Amelia4111 I'm sorry for upsetting you but in my defence, Typhlosion (as a starter) has a 7-1 M-F ratio and as out of the 6 playthroughs I've done with Typhlosion, 5 of them were male, which makes Typhlosion seem more masculine.
One question, and yes I am an insane typhlosion fan but three magnets can probably beat you but a giant ghost fire lizard can't touch you. I'm very confused.
He also forgot to factor in the fact that the Cyndaquill line has their flames out when agitated so they would be a lot more dangerous with fire quills. Also a badger that's only a little smaller than an adult man is gonna destroy someone in a fight
I really like that the third category is "We'll see". Like you're certain you're gonna be in a fight with those pokemon irl in some point in the future
By that logic, he would lose to Shellos using Hydro Pump, Riolu using Focus Punch, or Togepi with Hyper Beam. It's more about could John beat the physical/elemental/spiritual prowess of the pokemon and what it's similar to, rather than which OP attacks children will use to disintegrate him.
I feel like nobody would win in a fight gastly haunter and gengar, because I assume that humans are normal type, meaning that they can’t be hurt by you and you can’t hurt them so you would kinda look at each other, unless they had bite or sucker punch, then you would lose the fight because you can’t hit them and they will just kill you while you wave your arms around screaming and crying….
How humans can hit ghosts supereffectively: - Lick them - Suddenly scream and whack them - Bite them - Rant about something - Steal from them - Throw literally anything at them
Btw in a video you asked us to tell you the first shiny we ever got and I couldn’t say any shinies except for the ones in Pokémon go which doesn’t really count… BUT YESTERDAY I GOT MY FIRST EVER REAL SHINY. It was a Murkrow which I’m very happy about because Honchkrow is a good Pokémon so that will be a solid addition to the team. And yes the dark bird has a better hat then you.
hahaha so your saying a kappa can beat John? I mean yeah it can drowned you and manipulate you but I'm certain it's useless on land. yes im certain golduck is influence by kappa despite not being a frog.
Dude if you’re gonna find a sidewalk don’t attack its head cut remember if it’s sonics head it’s too annoyed economically psychic powers and you’re just gonna not yeah
Canon: John's becoming a Hisuian Zorua after his death by the claws of Sneasler. He has a meet and greet with Arceus and is so Spiteful that he becomes the Spiteful Fox (Hisuian Zorua) and grows to resist poison, and be immune to fighting
Im just picturing John Charging at a Giritina just like with his fists waving in the air and it’s hilarious (Also machop would punt everything on this planet)
11:45 John, u push the Piloswine onto it's side. Then it would be stuck like a turtle on it's back also good luck fighting that sunkern, i know u can beat it 👍
If you give a Clefairy a moon stone it will evolve into Clefable so it’s my argument you should’ve thought about that more don’t worry you’re still one of my favorite Pokémon UA-camrs
my argument against you winning against drifloon: if you grab its string string tail thing it will float you way to the afterlife (its in its pokedex entry) and if you pop it yes it will die but will also let out a blood curtling scream that everyone who hears it will die (also in its pokedex entrey)
At my martial arts we do fire boards where we have a wooden board and set it on fire.Then we break it, turns out if you punch/kick fast enough you won’t feel the fire
John, do NOT punt the duck that has migraines that can lead to explosive bursts of psychic power unless you want to get telekinetically punted yourself.
My ONLY statement; if you think you can tussle with a deer you are sadly mistaken. They are skittish as all hell and will try to gore you with their antlers. Good luck with that
My argument against you winning against Machop: it can throw 100 adults, it can lift boulders, it is pure muscle. Even if you do hold it by the head with your longer limbs, it can just snap your wrist or at minimum, grab your arm and yeet you over the horizon
Counter argument- he short
@@thellamamaster9252 lmfao
Yanma can send a house skyward with it’s wings.
Pokémon legendary Pokédex entries
Machop is 5 feet 11 inches.
Some Pokemon were for whatever reason not in the batch of images I had uploaded for this tier list. Assume I could punt them all to the moon or feel free to let me know why they'd beat me up in just a few seconds!
Helo pokeMEN7
Which ?
Rhydon is Rhyhorn but bigger, meaner, and smarter. Chansey and Blissey can just outlast you.
I feel like for Ralts and it’s evos etc, would all team up aganist you. I feel like they would be mostly found together performing just like a family, ex: Ralts being the lil child, Kirlia the older sibling, gallade being the athletic and bulky father, and Gardevoir being the aesthetic yet protective mother, sure, you could get a hit on Ralts, but then leading to the rest of the family brutally attacking you.
Blissey can shoot lasers and hyper beams and is one of the Tankiest mons out there
The thing about Froslass is that if she sees you as handsome, she’ll steal your soul. If she doesn’t see you as handsome, you’re basically taking EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! At the cost of living. So either way you lose even when you win
Turn it to asian difficulty and you die either way
i mean, i'd be happy to have a froslass take my soul in exchange for it being my wife hfjfkrngndkgnfb
imagine,, soft loving froslass wife will protect you from danger
@@spirits1595 Eh, no thanks. I already have a waifu who is blue, speedy, can fly, and 20% cooler, lmao.
@@TetrahedronDash who would that be?
@@pepperhead7589 Rainbow Dash, duh
Lmao
2:57 I feel like a bucket of water wouldn't do much since it swam across the ocean to get to the volcano island
this is very true
true
Wasn’t that royalty it might’ve been extra strong
@@cringememes1044 yes.. but being royalty doesn't make you stronger
The same ocean that killed his father?
How to win against a Gastly: just get a vacuum cleaner.
who you gonna call?
Ghost Busters
@@dereekarhton777 Luigi
Lol
Reply when this hits 70 likes so I can like
the thing is, typhlosion has the power of dead spirits on its side, so hypothetically, it can just send the spirits to deal with John...
John: PREPARE TO FIGHT WORTH ADVERSARY
Typhlosion: get 'im boiz
*Thousands of dead spirits pop out of the ground*
Exactly and the fact tha/ he's forgetting that lopunny can out box a professional boxer
And then he'd pull out a vacuum
@@Evil_mastermind_zomboss *burns john into nothing*
I think the big thing you missed about Gastly is that it's a ball of POISONOUS GAS. (And according to the pokedex, a pretty enormous one at that!!) It's part poison type for a reason! In reality, if you stick your hand into that thing, or probably even breathe near it, you'll die. Tbh, I think its ghost typing is small potatoes in comparison to that. XP
John, battered and bruised after fighting 200+ Pokemon:
Sneasler: Behold! I am your final opponent! I will destroy you with my Dire Claw and watch you succumb to the dire toxins of paralysis, sleep, an-
John: *Goes apeshit and crushes Sneasler into a compact cube*
😅
So basically you're a Normal/Bug-type. You're intimidated by things that spit fire, fly, or are made of rocks, but not by ice.
The only reason John stand a chance against Sneasler is sheer spite. If it wasn't for spite, Sneasler would find a 101 different exciting ways to kill John the moment they see each other. And when they finally engage in combat, Sneasler will choose 2 ways to kill John and will kill him twice.
John wins through sheer force of anger alone
@@joetheturtle7768 so would the sneasler.
2:24 Well, that answers my curiosity from the kanto version of this tier list. John has a new, let's say respect, for Paras and Parasect.
I can actually agree with Heracross, while you can probably punt the teddy bear and the babies to the moon, Heracross is definitely one of the few Pokémon that could likely punt *you* to the moon
I’d personally say you can punt Leafeon though, I’d put that one in We’ll See because Leafeon just throws leaves.
Leafeon can learn solar beam tho
@@Hellbreaker258 attack in the turn while they’re charging it
24:12 let's be honest the sneasler is tearing through his flesh
We need more content like this.
;-;
Yes we do
I literally couldn't stop laughing nearly all the way. The visual thoughts of him actually grappling with these things lol.
Hoenn version pleasee
Cherrim is so elusive and hard to find in Legends Arceus that it couldn’t even be found for this tier list.
I feel like sudowoodo wouldn't stand a chance against you, assuming you still had some water left over after your fight with growlithe
It'd be more interesting to see a tierlist about how in-game humans would match up aggresively. Since they seem "a bit" more durable than any real life human, they could handle them better if they had to, in a time before pokeballs
A BIT? I don’t see you surviving a 10 foot fall into energy beam from sentient computer.
It's funny how many pokemon that you forgot. Rhydon, Chansey, Tangela, Eevee, Flareon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Scyther, prinplup, empoleon, Roselia, Mantyke and I totally missed one and also why are the shinx shiny. Still a good video.
I don’t see Ralts, Kirlia, or Gardevoir either
@@CartTube6
I was correct a forgot some
Also Magikarp and Gyrados
It's just pure chaos of a list
A lot of the ones he "forgot" he has already done in other videos of this series.
"ive seen what these things can do"
mantine is not a stingray, but a manta ray, has a feather for a tail instead of a stinger and for it's neutral special it has a gun (remoraid)
also, fun fact, Riolu learns aura sphere in legends arceus so it's more of a threat than it's ever been in the past other than that one event that one time, it would at least put up a little bit of a fight despite being a child, seeing as it's the strongest of the baby pokemon
tldr: you would have an easier time beating up mantine and a slightly harder time beating up riolu
I feel like Riolu could easily kick his ass. Riolu can box from birth man.
Yeah, you're not leaving that fight with all of your bones intact, riolu is at the very least breaking a leg or an arm before you beat it.
Terminal Montage has a baby pokemon battle royale. Riolu, in Lockstin and Gnoggin's explanation video, was shown to be almost in another league from the other babies. It is like Machop, but twice as cute and several times more threatening.
Riolu and Tyrouge are the only baby Pokémon that could fuck you over, but Tyrouge isn’t in Legends.
@@SNK_LRD How bout Ralts?
@@SNK_LRD How bout Ralts?
Oh, I always thought that Sneasler was a combination of Sneasel and Climber, since it's a mountain climber.
Always love these tier lists! Punt that Chingling!
7:40 Of course Hisuian Typhlosion is not all there, he's guiding souls to the afterlife part of the time.
DO NOT CALL TYPHLOSION A HE!
@@Amelia4111 I'm sorry for upsetting you but in my defence, Typhlosion (as a starter) has a 7-1 M-F ratio and as out of the 6 playthroughs I've done with Typhlosion, 5 of them were male, which makes Typhlosion seem more masculine.
@@soaringraven0 Primarina, with the same gender ratio:
@@thecontrarysnivy idk why but I associate Bayleef with being female too
Machop's dex entry states his muscles never get sore and he can hurl 100 adult humans at onece
One question, and yes I am an insane typhlosion fan but three magnets can probably beat you but a giant ghost fire lizard can't touch you. I'm very confused.
Lizard has no fire and lizard looks like he doesn’t fight and only stands for peace
@@donutgladiator6326 I know but in battle its got some pretty solid stuff. But I don't really want to start this whole debate thing soooooooo ya.
Don't want to be the toxic 'but actually' guy, but Typlosion is a honey-badger.
It's actually supposed to be a giant rat
He also forgot to factor in the fact that the Cyndaquill line has their flames out when agitated so they would be a lot more dangerous with fire quills. Also a badger that's only a little smaller than an adult man is gonna destroy someone in a fight
06:08 i do not think you thought that through. Are you sure, you wanna kick something, that can literally explode?
But it exploding and killing john is equal to john beating it up so
@@OG_CK2018 difference is,it can come back from it (possibly fainted but still alive): john get's caught in that and his ass is dead.
@@JT5555But lets not think about games and anime for a sec...A thing which is literally selfdestructing has to get killed by that
I really like that the third category is "We'll see". Like you're certain you're gonna be in a fight with those pokemon irl in some point in the future
The funny thing about Gastly is it's made of incredibly corrosive gas like poisonous
I mean, almost always after being shocked Ash is kinda knocked out/unable to move when Pickachu intends on doing so.
I would rank Onix higher…I understand hurting it would be hard but it hits back weaker than a caterpillar so you wouldn’t go down quickly either
Onix is still super heavy. It can just smother him with no effort and he's dead.
Onix wouldn't even fight you, it would lay around until you break your knuckles.
I recommend putting Riolu into We’ll see, it is powerful plus with it’s aura power.
You could use the in-game attacks to judge ETC: Growlithe uses rock slide
Hes loseing to all of them
By that logic, he would lose to Shellos using Hydro Pump, Riolu using Focus Punch, or Togepi with Hyper Beam. It's more about could John beat the physical/elemental/spiritual prowess of the pokemon and what it's similar to, rather than which OP attacks children will use to disintegrate him.
@@vanguardbreaker8826 he would lose to riolu either way 🙃
Togepi also learns flamethrower 😊
I just love how he describes every single way he’ll best up the baby pokemon
Electrode is 100-225 lbs. You can try punting it but you'd probably break a few toes.
Love how it’s always “The” Sneasler, like he’s always referring to it by its villain name
Oh Great Im Not The Only Person Cowering Over A Small bug With A Mushroom Or Two On Its Back
Fun fact alpha steelix is taller then regular palkia. I know because I noticed it while using an alpha steelix on the palkia fight.
Fun fact Both Psyduck and Golduck are actually Platypus not ducks.
A duck?
A Platypus?
PERRY THE PSYDUCK?!
IT CANT BE-
WHY!?
THEY HAVE DUCK IN THEIR NAMESS
Psyplatypus
@@BluEatsNuggets it's like eggxecute where they are seeds but have duck in it's name
No they are ducks.
You forgot eevee, flareon, jolteon, vaporeon, rhydon, Rosalia, I think that’s it, but maybe more
John, let's face it, IRL you wouldn't stand a chance against any of these Pokémon. You'd charge at them and they'd knock you straight off your feet.
finally someone's talking sense. these are superpowered monsters and half of the kick your player trainer's ass on sight.
@@JT5555 what is a cleffa going to do me? Hug me to death💀
Fun fact togepi beats him because it learns flamethrower
I feel like nobody would win in a fight gastly haunter and gengar, because I assume that humans are normal type, meaning that they can’t be hurt by you and you can’t hurt them so you would kinda look at each other, unless they had bite or sucker punch, then you would lose the fight because you can’t hit them and they will just kill you while you wave your arms around screaming and crying….
How humans can hit ghosts supereffectively:
- Lick them
- Suddenly scream and whack them
- Bite them
- Rant about something
- Steal from them
- Throw literally anything at them
Wasn't there an episode where a ghastly caused illusions that it could use to fight.
Do you have any idea what *machop* is capable of? Also machop has a tail for some reason
gastly: is a poison type
john: how would it even hurt me
As a zookeeper whose worked with foxes you might need to up your vulpix difficulty
Tbh he’s gonna need to up all the Pokémon’s difficulty. Even the weakest Pokémon can smash brick walls and crush skulls.
John: -puts sneasle in “probably”
Me, trying to catch one as they beat the hell out of me: *TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!*
Btw in a video you asked us to tell you the first shiny we ever got and I couldn’t say any shinies except for the ones in Pokémon go which doesn’t really count…
BUT YESTERDAY I GOT MY FIRST EVER REAL SHINY. It was a Murkrow which I’m very happy about because Honchkrow is a good Pokémon so that will be a solid addition to the team. And yes the dark bird has a better hat then you.
John keeping up the 4th gen meme of underestimating Bunneary Frustration damage output
Golduck is based on a Japanese monster so pretty sure it could beat you up.
hahaha so your saying a kappa can beat John? I mean yeah it can drowned you and manipulate you but I'm certain it's useless on land.
yes im certain golduck is influence by kappa despite not being a frog.
The kick ball of the hisui killed me
18:04 skunky can learn flamethrower
skunky can do naruto hand signs and then use fire style dragon flame bomb
@@cffgjh5410 ive always just imagined skunky shooting flamethrower from its butt
You know what else Stunky learns? Explosion. Found out the hard way unfortunately
I love these tier lists. Keep it up
This dude thinks he can propably win against a pokemon that has claws so sharp it can stick them into rocks like butter (sneasler)
John：Gastly is so weak it's justa floating head!
Also John: Glaelly is a floating head, it's so scary!
your absolutly not gonna win against pikachu
pokemen be like "im going to kick this literal round explosive"
me: "are you shure?"
Sudowoodo is literally rock. it has three boulders on its hands. one swing to the head and you would be the Able to his Cain.
I wouldn't be able to fight Growlithe because I'd break down over how cute it was. And Arcanine my favourite Pokemon please just keep walking, king
Dude if you’re gonna find a sidewalk don’t attack its head cut remember if it’s sonics head it’s too annoyed economically psychic powers and you’re just gonna not yeah
I find it funny that he does not consider the pokemons moves. if he faught a voltorb, it would EXPLODE killing both of them.
my guy John has posted twice in one day, so appreciate the work of him editing these videos in such time. WE HAPPY PEOPLE JOHN THANKS TO YOU
Canon:
John's becoming a Hisuian Zorua after his death by the claws of Sneasler. He has a meet and greet with Arceus and is so Spiteful that he becomes the Spiteful Fox (Hisuian Zorua) and grows to resist poison, and be immune to fighting
Im just picturing John Charging at a Giritina just like with his fists waving in the air and it’s hilarious
(Also machop would punt everything on this planet)
GIRATINA IS SPELLED WITH 2 A'S, NOT 3 I'S!
The one for Abra at 3:12 is lowkey one of the funniest things I've ever heard , gahaahaa.
Togetic vs John would be like
Togetic: It's over John. I have the high ground
NOOOOO, MY RIOLU! Hope it likes the moon...
I WAS WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!! Next can you do unova?
11:45 John, u push the Piloswine onto it's side. Then it would be stuck like a turtle on it's back
also good luck fighting that sunkern, i know u can beat it 👍
Noooooo jerry the cyndaquil, how dare you kill my brother he was only 3
You gotta keep in mind that Sneasel is fast and its claws are probably poisonous
Clearly John has never seen the base set card art for machop
If you give a Clefairy a moon stone it will evolve into Clefable so it’s my argument you should’ve thought about that more don’t worry you’re still one of my favorite Pokémon UA-camrs
Pikachu In "Punted To The Moon"
John: Just give bergmite a kick at the bottom
Bergmite: Nearly 300 pounds
Typloshin would durn you to a crisp and also with its gost powers it would take your soul
Wait not for a joke by we’re there two alakazams
my argument against you winning against drifloon: if you grab its string string tail thing it will float you way to the afterlife (its in its pokedex entry) and if you pop it yes it will die but will also let out a blood curtling scream that everyone who hears it will die (also in its pokedex entrey)
John saying he can beat Alolan Vulpix when it can make ice so cold it can give you frostbite
Amazing as always
Haunter could just kill you with his tongue 5:41
pokemen7 : i fought a dialga
also pokemen7: but that thing
paras
pokemen7: it scares me
you cant punch a gastly beacuse its ghost type and fighting types dont affect ghosts
How can u kick a ghost type pokemon
We want to see the hoenn list!
“I feel like I can beat a Fox in a fight” I can’t. 😂
neither can he.
Fox3s are sick I luv foxes!!
Bro the 2 “kick balls” LITERALLY EXPLODE
My favorite series has returned!!!
At my martial arts we do fire boards where we have a wooden board and set it on fire.Then we break it, turns out if you punch/kick fast enough you won’t feel the fire
If you punted clefairy to the moon it would just come back as a clefable
Right I feel like you could punt it to the moon just because it would cooperate in the hopes it'd get to obtain a moonstone.
Hisuian Typhlosion probably wouldn’t want to fight, but if you piss it off, it’ll make sure not even ashes remain of you.
Brodi said somewhat athletic
the thing about ghastly. iff you read its pokedex its made of poisionous gas so you`ll have to hold youre breath which is....not the best
John, do NOT punt the duck that has migraines that can lead to explosive bursts of psychic power unless you want to get telekinetically punted yourself.
Fellow New Englander! I feel the pain of our weather with you good sir.
I didnt know how violent john could be...
Top tier content, John!
the only thing about john winning against any ghost type is that his attacks are all technically normal and/or fighting type
24:10: john just popping off about sneezeler
he be sounding like micheal when he's popping off about miltank
SNEASLER, NOT SNEEZELER!
Yea I agree on arceus beating the hell out of you, he's literal god.
My ONLY statement; if you think you can tussle with a deer you are sadly mistaken. They are skittish as all hell and will try to gore you with their antlers. Good luck with that
Did you hear about the new Pokémon apparently it’s name is more sneasle
Moral of the story: don’t let John near your pokemon